Scott (@notscotthenson) and Drew (@sariansoftpaws) fix the Oscars, give their top 10 films of every year, and pepper in some pro wrestling in case you're not already a big enough nerd.
Brought to you by Bundaberg: ginger beer that won’t blow your back out. It’s AAPI history month, probably.
Happy Pride Month from the Chinese Communist Party. It’s Gray-ace Under Fire. R.I.P. to the Mariano Rivera of serial killers.
I’m here for a Whose Line not a long time. Robin Williams is STILL not in the Baseball Hall of Fame.
The thrilling conclusion to the timely 2023 awards. We try to be fair when we’re being mean to women.
It’s Habsburgs vs. McCoys in an explosive awards episode. Brought to you by Mrs. Mr. Yamaguchi.
Sorry for the delay, we were suffering from the Jeffrey Epstein-Roseanne Barr Virus. But it’s nothing Ken “Third Degree” Burns can’t fix.
Welcome to The Cronenberg Hour. The big 3 Italian actors: Pacino, De Niro, Benigni. In bunny years, she’s definitely legal.
Congratulations to black icon Cody Raheem Rhodes. The Usos continue to confound me. Beware the Trash Compactor. With special guest Kelly.
Let’s hear from drunk child actor Drew Barrymore and famous coprophage Neil Diamond. Ron place, Ron time.
Moms weigh in on gold vs. platinum stars. The Demon is transphobic. Possession is ten tenths of the law.
Shane vs. Stephanie: Brother vs. Brother. Our Manscaped rep was in the Amazon with my mom researching spiders just before she died.
Huckleberry Hudson. I’ve never wanted to see a ram’s ass more in my life.
Portugal: the real heroes. Kangaroos do it missionary. Too many wet chicken related injuries. A list of the dumbest dogs. Peaches N. Crème.
The podcast in which Drew names the entire cast of Sorority Boys from memory. They should have sent a poet. Gay Pool. Barry Bonds is the Socrates of…
I’m not an idiot, Drew, I’m writing down “Boss Foal.” Careful with the Jerkskin.
Taylor Swift endorses Jill Stein. Brandi Chastitycage and the Al Capone of…
Sir Topham Bottom’s symposium on Unintelligent Design. We found a Tertiary Solution.
Who will not shave de moustache? Ernest goes to wrestling.
The many benefits of owning Caligula. He who denied it supplied it.
From Arthur B. Arthur to Rutherford B. Gay, it’s ESPN’s 0 for 40.
Watch out for sideways giants. It’s the season of giving (brain).
I’m not gay, but if I was, I’d want equal rights. Wallace is cool again!
Get to know the REAL Jesse Eisenberg, as well as famous acting brothers Christopher and Jet Lee. Witches, historically, are scary.
R.I.P. Omegle Man. Join Communist PayPal and stay tuned for the Guess Who Awards and “Why Is It Cake?” With special guests Pepper Coyote & Eve.
Do some Trig-onometry with the VP of CP. Nobody puts Lumen in a barrel.
Join Black Galifianakis and Cardi B. DeMille for a reading of Scott’s Dark Rules.
Who are the Hawaiians of the Middle East? Join us in the Great Emu War (and lose).
It’s a Latinx standoff! Maybe DON’T leave Britney alone.
They’re doing a Joker/Riddler! Tune in to WMLK and find out who the second best black Catwoman is.
Go ask L’asagna Ball why Drew’s audio is so much worse than mine when we were speaking into the same phone in a moving car. It’s not our problem.
We do it to blow off steam. Team The Guy, now and always.
Don’t be a naughty American. You’re in the no fly zone and the no spin cycle. Come listen to the herstory of Womanchester as we relitigate Baby v. Milk.
A showing boy, not a growing boy. The sum of some fears.
They should do March Madness every two months. Clean out your C-gutters. Every day is Jumanji day. That’s load bearing blood.
Baby jurl, when you Jag my Meet it makes me Singh. Hungry hungry Lizzo.
Hair bear countdown, we have special guest Matt on to find out if we are r/AmITheAsshole. That’s gotta be a win for you guys, right? MagiCK One.
Japan + ? = Japanophiles. Fresh off the wire from Pittsburgh. Bring on the Germanime.
Like bubbles through the +XP flavoured Coca-Cola, these are the days of our lives. Shout out to Nigerian hockey star Fa Afo.
It’s my birthday. I need presents. Give till I don’t hurt. And then get on the train to Tucson.
Happy 78th birthday to the greatest country in America. Shout out to people of all stars and stripes.