These Guys Won't Stop Talking

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In the Season 4 Finale we send you away to Sleepaway Camp. Word of advice, be careful who you make out with. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our tribute to Jim Brown. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What can I say? Lead singer comes back from the dead to play a high school dance. I wish I was making this up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In celebration of Cinco De Mayo we watch Robert Rodriguez' El Mariachi. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charlie Sheen drives a shitty Dodge to take revenge on his murderers. Oh and he also bangs his chick Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listen while Alex and Eric go batshit over this movie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we watch a family vacation go wrong when Grandpa decides the best route from Nevada to California is down this dirt road. Sorry for the sound. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Jim Kelly masterpiece Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All I have to say is 80s ninjas and drug dealers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Steven Seagal a Good Man? Well we watch a shitty movie that doesn't answer this question. He is a piece of shit incase you were wondering. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's that time of the year where we want to be confused by the dipshit Steven Seagal. I think they named this movie based on the shitty lighting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listen as John Boy rejects all sexual advances while looking for the worst mercs in the galaxy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I promise this isn't a porn. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you a big Wing Hauser fan? Neither are we but we review another Wing masterpiece. Listen and enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are back and this time we are back for good. Our new year's resolution is to publish a new episode every week in 2023. This week we watch New Years Evil. Do you need a murder every hour on the hour then this movie is for you. Listen and enjoy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever wanted to started a band with your Tae Kwon Do class? If the answer is yes, you will like Miami Connection as much as we did. So keep working and to what happens when fight cocaine dealing ninjas right after you gig in Orlando. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are finally back and in this week's episode we review MetalStorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn. Why is he being destroyed? Does he actually get destroyed. Join us and find out Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you liked the first one, don't hold your breath on this one. Danton is back, older and even deadlier. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this episode we continue with the movie shorts and watch Nightmares. Join us and we try not to shit ourselves after a fresh bowl of Oaties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this episode we watch Creep Show 2 and enjoy reviewing all the movie shorts. Sit bac relax and listen to us try to out swim the trash bad in the water. Thanks for the ride lady!!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This is literally the shittiest movie ever made. You've been warned See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The week we have the pleasure of watching Deadly Prey. This great 80s movie answer the question what would happen if the MAGA Army kidnapped and tried to hunt Mel Gibson's, Sylvester Stallone's, and the great Patrick Swayze's love child, See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Oh shit, another incoherent master piece from the master of nothing, Steven Segal. That's right folks this week we learn Black Bird stealth planes are used for excursion missions and runways are optional. Sit back and enjoy as we lose our collective shit over this master piece...of shit.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this episode we watch 3 o'clock High. Listen along as we follow Jerry Mitchell as he watches the clock quickly approach his scheduled fight with the new kid. 

There is heavy rain, light rain, misty rain, rain with frogs, and now Devil's Rain. This week's episode we watch William Shatner, Tom Skerritt, and Ernest Borgnine in The Devil's Rain. This dramatic horror has it all, Satanist, a small town, a haunting chimenea, melting faces, and a 42ft long shotgun. Listen and enjoy!

Hey y'all after Xmas and New Year break we are back. In this episode we watch Taiwanese horror film "The Devil. Strap in and allow Ding Dong (an actual character in the movie) escort us through this maze of craziness. 

We are back! In the spirit of Halloween we talk about the horror movies that freaked us out as kids, what horror movies we have to watch, and folklore from our childhood. Oh and a new transformer is created. 

Who has two thumbs and forgot to plug in the mics... Anyway we discuss the Alien Saga this week and so many other things. Have you every wondered what Bruce Wayne's story is after his parents were murdered and before he became Batman? Well listen to our sitcom pitch for "Brucey". 

In this episode we discuss all the Nightmare on Elm Street movies, even part 2. Join us as we start with Nancy then become Dream Warriors and then Dream Masters blah blah blah BITCH!

In this episode we discuss everything Friday the 13th from Pamala Vorhees to Jason himself. Also, for no apparent reason, we create Steven Seagal's new movie Kitchen 8/8. What is it about? Why should Seagal make this movie? Listen and find out. 

The wolfman has nards?  In this episode we discuss werewolf movies from The Wolfman to Underworld, of course we include Teen Wolf. 

It's been a minute and we were happy to record an episode so we just talked shit for the entire hour. Enjoy

For this week's episode we are switching it up a little bit and talking about all things #Zombies. This is to honor the late great George R. Romero. So if you want to learn about 60 years of Zombie movies crammed into an hour, hit play. 

So we recorded an episode but I think I forgot to plug in the soundboard. So listen really hard and try to figure out why Frank Dux isn't in Leavenworth.  

First off, Fuck You Steven Seagal! Secondly, who the fuck is General Commander? Nothing about this movie is redeemable but we watched it anyway so now you have to listen. Please, after you listen tweet Seagal and express you anger towards him  

Hey y'all we are back! We review Above The Law with Steven Seagal. Cross your arms and run like a spaz to listen to this episode. 

Have you ever watched a movie and thought, "WHAT THE FUCK!" at a plot twist, movie extra, a blooper, or a line? Then this is your episode. Join us as we look at our top three WTF moments. 

We did it, we created a movie in an hour. Join us for the twist and turns of Cuesta Verde Streams. Discover the real story behind The Poltergeist. 

As the summer comes to an end we list our favorite School Movies. We give some Sidney Poirtier, Sean Astin, Rodney Dangerfield, and Edward James Olmos movies to have fun with. Grab your pen and paper and head to D-Hall for another episode.

In this episode we discuss characters that we can't stand. Mayors, Warlords, and Prison Guards all make the list. Listen, enjoy, and share. 

Today we discuss what movies we would want to see from the perspective of a different character. Willy Wonka told by the Oompa Loompas, Warriors from the point of Ajax, and Swingers from Trent's point of view.  We also get discuss how we feel about the current climate because we just needed to let some stuff of our collective chest.  Enjoy

It another Quarantined episode and this week we cover vacation movies. So put your best two piece on get the lawn chair and enjoy. #EndlessSummer #ThreeAmigos #OneCrazySummer #Greatoutdoors #Summerschool #standbyme #dirtydancing #TuckerandDalevsEvil #SummerRental

Join us as we discuss movies where people are trapped. I think you might be surprised at some of our picks. Also, we dissect the Matrix and how upset people with shitty jobs would be once they found out it's all a simulation. 

We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you this episode. Since we can't be in the same room because of this potential #zombie #outbreak we bring you our top three #disease inspired #movies. Grab your #gasmask, canned yams, and #disinfected #spray and head to your #saferoom. "THESE GUYS WON'T STOP TALKING" is coming at ya. 

Ever wonder what #Gordon did before finding his way to #sesamestreet. Well he was a #pimp with the dopest jackets and the #fliest #hoes. Join us as we watch #WillieDynamite and navigate the pimp game through good times and bad. 

I know this is the season for #blaxplotation but i came across this #short #film on #facebook from #DahrMann and we had to review it. If you like cheaters getting cheated then definitely listen to this episode.  

Season 3 Blaxplotation is in full effect and you better have your hoes in check because Truck Turner ain't playin' that shit. Join us as Uhura parades her hoes and there annual revenue and Mr. White Folks shows off his eye patch / dress shirt coordination game (Louis on Louis)!  

This episode is all about the music we love in movies. Do you like Promontory, Going the Distance by Bill Conti, or know what scene The Cars Moving in Stereo is from, then this episode is for you. Enjoy and get ready for season 3.