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Samantha Castro and Sean Bedlam teamed up during Occupy Melbourne, Australia, and have been anarchically fighting side by side for all sorts of justice since then. They've been arrested and tackled by the cops in the streets too many times to count, occupied State Parliament and got injured in the process, been dragged out of the US Consulate, occupied the British Embassy, fought the police in court on ridiculous charges again and again and have supported, nurtured and trained young radical activists all along the way. By encouraging them to glue their bodies to the inside of Federal Parliament. For instance.Sam and Sean have often said to each other over a beer that what they say when they have a drink a together should really be a TV show. But a podcast will have to do.The funnest possible deadly serious activism talk. Is what it is.There is a lot of podcast action that isn't any kind of voice of street activism and there's plenty of anarchist stuff that is sensitive to the needs of others to the point of being unlistenably earnest. But they're gunna kill us. So let's have fun.

Sam Castro & Sean Bedlam


    • Sep 7, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    A Rough Guide To Sean Being Autistic

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2022 76:43


    Sean here. I've been making videos about the recent discovery of my Autism (or Neurodivergence) and here they are in podcast form. Wow. Go off. 

    Greg Rolles from Blockade Australia

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2022 29:21


    Blockade Australia people have just had a brutal two weeks and thanks to draconian bail conditions they can't even talk to each other about it. Go to their website for further details on what they're about. 

    We Can Smell Blood- with Celeste Liddle- Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2022 48:19


    TGKU show notes (guest Celeste Liddle) Pt 2“We can smell blood” Part 2.Show notes, including times of Celeste's bitsHillsongEnjoying Scott's sufferingSean makes possibly no sense about import/export religion 4 minutes 10 seconds. Celeste talks about deep-seated colonial christianityChristian CapitalismBen Roberts SmithSAS torture of protesters in Australia15:35 Celeste on murderous racist police, Abu GraibLynndie EnglandJournalism that fails to see patternsHandy “lone wolf” scapegoatsLindt Cafe massacreBourke St massacreWhat are copsChristchurch massacreStrategy of tension25 minutes. Celeste on fear of nationalism continuing to be reinforcedEgging Craig KellyFar right organisingDoing to the ALP what the teals did to the Liberal partyIs Stella a Yelling at Racist Dogs dogFeminists United AustraliaPutting forward a left alternative.DIY it seat by seat, issue by issue. 

    We Can Smell Blood- with Celeste Liddle- Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2022 86:41


    TGKU show notes (guest Celeste Liddle)“We can smell blood” Part 1.Show notes, including times of Celeste's bits. We return after over a year.High on life, watching conservative sc*m eat sh*t.We are joined by Celeste Liddle, who got the biggest swing with the most anti-establishment campaign for the Greens in Cooper.ALP boat turnbacks make ALP twitter go quiet for a second.Victorian Premier Dan Andrews continues his years long attack on the right to protest, wants to give forest activists a year in jail.Police attack on refugee protesters at MITA.Police ideological alignment with lockdown era cooker protests.VicForest is illegally logging. Thanks Dan!Mainstream media trying and failing to talk about politics. On purpose.17 minutes: Celeste talks about how she thought the election might go.Media go up their own arses.How does a person make any sense of this.22:10 Celeste speaks about media.ALP supporter vote compass freak out.27:40  Celeste talks about insanely racist and ALP supporter response to her camapaign announcement. The Section 44 debacle.23 pages of racist, sexist, patronising comments in first 3 days of campaign.Wong and Plibsersek retweeting the garbage.Emily's List ffs.“They were fixated on me and Lidia.”F*cked up abuse directed at women on the left by people on the left.37 minutes: Celeste talks about countering attacks.Too few calling it out.Zero solidarity from so-called progressive women in power.The strange silence of the compromised.Swinging anarchistsThe point of getting into politics.44:20 Celeste on being a feminist, anarchist leaning Arrernte woman deciding to run.A repugnant, colonial system.Dan's cop-focused way to deal with pandemic crisis.A handful of people make decisions in the country. They need to be checked.ALP entitlement.“I don't see being a politician as being a career.”Until about 4 years ago the Greens had about as much substance on Indigenous politics as the majors.Lidia Thorpe, sovereignty activist, showed there was a different way.Unexpected alliances.The difference between organising and campaigning.1 hour: Celeste on keeping control of her excellent social media during a campaign.Grassroots and punk rock.DIY collectivism.Teals were far more corporate, but still injected excitement.Anti-fascism. What it means to live in a successful and thriving society.Left on our own with fires and floods.Not getting stuck in the electoral cycle.1:16:30 Celeste on post-campaign thoughts.Growing up rusted-on Labor.S11, children overboard and the Intervention. Turning points.Pat O'Shane.Lidia showed “we can do things our way.”This is the system, change it or dismantle it.Anarchists will be mad.Sean is Autistic, apparently.Child sacrifice is wrong.Part two coming shortly. 

    Straya's Most Decorated War Crime Guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 75:47


    Ben Roberts-Smith is Australia's most decorated soldier and a real piece of work. 

    Marching Without Marching Is Not Marching

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2021 73:44


    Give up on politics! Unless you're gunna get involved at a genuinely grassroots level and build a movement from the ground up, of course.

    At Least 50% Not-Dudes in Canberra Now!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2021 77:48


    Phil Evans returns and everyone gets excited about the ban on fracking,  Sean gets sidetracked and then Sam gets into what to actually do about the horror that is  Australian government. Stuff like changing the government. Like really changing it. Like how to do it and why and what demands to make and how hard to fight now that everyone's on the same page about how rooted Straya is at every level.  

    Corporates, Cops and Cocks

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 75:35


    A monster with a swastika on his forehead commits a hate crime.A serial rapist loose in Parliament and a Defence Minister melts down and goes to hospital.The Government sets up a hotline for the worst employers to terrorise people.Social media megalomaniacs take on an entire nation.It's been a big week.  

    Oh No, They're Underground!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2021 81:41


    Trump's time comes to a close, but psychotic racists aren't going anywhere soon. Sam & Sean discuss:the Capitol Riotswhat people have to say about the Capitol Riotswhat we have to say about what people have to say about the Capitol RiotsIt starts out jokey and gets serious. Not many jokes in this episode. Enjoy!

    Middle Class Refugees in Four Wheel Drives

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2021 89:36


    Vincent Emanuele joins Sam and Sean from the United States and they discussed:ennuisadnessanxietymagic mushroomsweedThe Vaccinemeltdownsshitfightsclusterfuckspettinessall of which are great drugs

    The Appalling Spectacle of Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 85:42


    Sam and Sean discuss:why they are mad at Christmasyes it's their childhoodSanta the slavemasterwhy the nuclear family needs to be nukedthen it gets a bit randomand then they get back on track.

    Pretty Much Everybody Has Got To Be Kidding

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2020 77:38


    Sam and Sean surf into years end on a wave of bad vibes and discussan entire class of people seemingly hellbent on acting normalthe good old days when people were at least cannon fodderAustralia's Super Ministry of Pigsthe loss of all hope and your dignityno wait that's a lyric from a Slayer songstill thoughthings are harsh

    Everyone in Charge is a Criminal or a Dork

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2020 78:59


    Sam and Sean are back after a too-long break enforced by a house move and a large handful of technical difficulties. Discussed in this episodewar crimes and how much strayans love war crimes and the criminals that commit themthe extreme sport murderers we call soldiersPTSD and why it should be encouraged in people who do bad thingsstraya's big dumb  media and it's habit of making excuses for bad peopleactivism as the only game in town when the game is rigged, wait does that make sense

    Donny's Got The Rony

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 89:45


    Vince Emanuele joins Sam and Sean to celebrate the success of Covid 19 in acquiring Donald Trump.

    Harry Potter and the Harry Potter of the Harry Potter

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2020 84:57


    In which Sam and Sean discuss the sheer brain force of reading a lot of booksthe sheer ordinariness of a particular set of booksbut also Twilightbut not The Hunger Gamesand the brain drain of social mediathe blindness of American Exceptionalismthe doomedness of the USAlike really, surprise us Americaand of course lots of other bits and tangentsbut defo the anti-lockdown protests and what is that all about?    

    Information Wants To Be Stupid

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 87:58


    What an incredible time to be alive! We discussChaos and madness is the latest craze and we can't wait for this fad to end! Conspiracy theory mentalities versus practical people doing actual stuffAnarchism is about self discipline so shut upThe internet must destroyed  

    Death of an Empire

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2020 54:35


    Sam and Sean reach out across the icy vastness of lockdown to bring a message of hope. Also included in this week's mental health package:will Australia be sucked into the crater created by the implosion of the USA?will Australians be rounded up to work in future fruit camps?what's a fruit camp?what future?and all sorts of other fun stuff   

    Bootlickers Must Die!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2020 96:27


    Ezekiel Ox once again joins Samantha  and Sean for a freewheeling conversation about all sorts of terrible, horrible, bad, awful things. Hooray! 

    Cannibal Disneyland

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2020 101:28


    Vince Emanuele from PARC Media joins Sam and Sean to talk about the absolute state of the United States. Wine was consumed and this episode is all over the place, but it was fun in an end of the world kind of way. Also discussedhow sexy is our bootlicker Premier?will people with criminal DNA survive the coming darkness?how committed are progressives to being entirely useless?is Sean cancelled? 

    Is Premier Daniel Andrews The Hardest Working Bootlicker Downunder?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2020 82:39


    Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews sends in hundreds of cops to attack a health problem. 

    Epic Paranoia

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020 84:29


    Good friend Phil Evans joins Sam and Sean and they discuss:Police, intelligence agency and business infiltration of activist groupsthe purity and joy of facial recognition technology  the purity and joy of becoming excessively paranoidthe insane idiocy of the stupidity of everythinga radical queer journeythe impossibility of hiding from awesomenessand waltzing into parliament to fuck shit up.  

    Black Lives Matter Wins 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2020 74:03


    In this episodeElite counter terror deadshits, domestically violent cops and their pig support system,Rio Tinto destruction of cave art so old it makes our entire civilisation irrelevant, cops turning peaceful protesters into radicals through violence, the sheer firepower impressiveness of Black Lives Matter, not even people who reckon cops are necessary would ever trust a cop, if we fuck off the police the rich will have to behave themselves, young people just want colonisation to come to an end, BLM has reintroduced hope on the world stage in a big way. 

    Total Demolition

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2020 74:51


    Sam and Sean talk about what the massive Australian Black Lives Matter rallies mean for the Land Downunda. Get a barbie up ya dingo moit! 

    ACAB Summer!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2020 84:25


    Sam and Sean talk about the massive uprising sweeping across the US of A. 

    Cottage Cheese and Bleach

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2020 80:12


    Vince Emanuele joins Sam and Sean for a fun chat about the President's anus and people who are anuses.

    Minister for Fascist Affairs

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2020 111:56


    Sarah Ruby joins Sam and Sean to discuss her work pulling together piles of files on Peter Dutton, Minister for Home Affairs. None of his staff like him, he's made a lot of cheeky boo-boos, he's risen rather high and his fall could be spectacular.     

    Pilled Pants

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2020 81:38


    Sam is moving into a tent in the back yard, Sean has no dignity, Booster is taking almost but not quite a whole day off social media and together this week's TGKU team bring you all sorts of terrible advice, punishingly involved back story, extremely basic hopes and dreams and the collective wisdom of the smallest generation of all, Gen X.       

    Go F*** Yourself

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2020 74:30


    Ezekiel Ox joins TGKU to talk aboutApologising to lunatics. 24 hour livestreams. Cops out of Trades Hall. See you on the streets. Not right now, obviously.

    Easter Whinge

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2020 75:26


    In an Easter Sunday conversation Sam and Sean talk about the most rubbish church that has ever existed, civilisations that suck from the get go, terrible movies based on dangerous myths about dumb heroes, the apocalyptic dreams of billionaires and the Australian Unemployed Workers Union.       

    Reimagining the Future

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2020 74:04


    The Booster and The Baron join The Castro and The Bedlam. Getting hung up on rent strike concepts with landlords (who don't seem to want to live),drawing up priority guillotine lists, creative uses for guillotines and the near future threat of ruin for millions. So all the good stuff, but also setting the scene for how we want to live, how we can do it, what does it look like. No wait, that's the next time The The Gang get together because we ran out of time because we're running out of time.      

    Hairy Madonna

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2020 85:25


    Vince Emanuele joins Sam and Sean from the States once more to talk about what's outside pandemic reality. What they find is the leadership potential of the people who hold civilisation together - drivers, cashiers, nurses - and a vision for a future that is you the listener seeing yourself as a Prime Minister of Unplanned Revolution. As well as a lot of silliness about Hairy Madonna, 5G bats and home rib removal, they talk about:Bernie as possibly the last gasp for electoral politics, using trial and error to overthrow governments, snapping out of the pandemic daze and the dazzling incompetency of most people in charge. This is a very loose episode in some ways, but moving into a present of having to mobilise all the time means letting go of normality. Normality is dissolving but we don't have to! Welcome to acting like there's a crisis and taking full advantage of the opportunities to do awesome shit, every day! You have the power to shut down the whole system! All RIGHT! The epidemic of boring lives is over! Also: shame is back and it's happy to help youse.              

    Black Swan

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2020 74:37


    Lana Schwarcz and Josh Ladgrove join Sam and Sean for a chat about risk, art, getting out of the arts, netflix, smelling faraway bushfire smoke on a beach, grandmas, keeping track of people falling through the cracks and strapping in for 12 to 18 more months of remote podcasting, garage jogging and incremental, terrible change and sweeping, terrible change. 

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    Talk - Action = Shit

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2020 57:26


    Our mate Mara Bonacci joins us to talk about the recent bushfires, snipers, internet shutdowns, roaming patrols of private cops, dead alphas, schools as refuges and Pump Up The Volume. 

    The Woodchipper

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2020 78:34


    Tom Tanuki, co-founder of Yelling At Racist Dogs and the mind behind the podcast The Poor Can Feed The Birds joins Sam and Sean and together they laugh cruelly at the anxiety of others to make themselves feel better about The Virus. Also, deadly earnest seriousness about The Virus. The Virus also comes in for a mention. 

    Boomers in Denial

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2020 44:08


    In this episode, recorded on the first day of the massive failure of Centrelink to provide for people, Sam and Sean lash out wildly at Boomers and manage to be correct the whole time.   

    Dystopia 101

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2020 86:37


    Sam and Sean team up with our buddy in the US, Vince Emanuele, to help the virus on it's apparent mission to end capitalism.

    King of the Feminists

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2020 54:22


    The International Women's Day 2020 episode, where Castro talks Bedlam through the sheer epicness of it all.

    Andrew Bolt Is A P***

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2020 54:23


    Sam Castro and Sean Bedlam share their tips and tricks for staging a revolution that ends all tyranny.

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