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A weekly uncouth podcast celebrating everything "gentlemanly."

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    • Nov 22, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    Latest episodes from Two Goddamn Gentlemen

    Episode 60 - Jeffrey Epstein and Christopher Columbus

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 92:29


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!  This week, the guys retire last elections decrepits - Did either end on top or bottom? Then, two truly indeniable gentlemen in richman Jeffrey Epstein and all-time men of history Mount Rushmore shoo-in Christopher Columbus. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Joseph Kallinger- NOT a Gentleman (-9) Dennis Rodman- TOTALLY a Gentleman (+6)   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 59 - Joseph Kallinger and Dennis Rodman

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 73:19


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen. This week, the guys retire two dead serial killers. Were they gentlemen? They also bring in two new gentlemen who, wouldn't you know it, one married theirself and one allegedly killed people. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Lenny Dykstra - NOT a gentleman -3 Shane Dawson - NOT a gentleman -8   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 58 - Lenny Dykstra and Shane Dawson

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 59:13


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!  This week, the guys retire two corpses; well, a dead guy and a politician. Then, they nominate Lenny Dykstra - all-natural, cool-headed athlete, and Shane Dawson - a blackface-wearing hack. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Chris Benoit - NOT a gentleman (-8) Jeffree Star - NOT a gentleman (-14)   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC Discord: https://discord.gg/RvCT89U

    Episode 57 - Chris Benoit and Jeffree Star

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 65:10


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!  This week the guys try to flush that one real stingy shit that will not just go down - that is, they retire Tommy Tooter and John Bodkin Adams before nominating Canadian national treasure, Chris Benoit and American Heart Throb (like how heart cancer probably throbs), Jeffree Star! This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Ivan the Terrible- NOT a gentleman! (-2) Patrick Michael- TOTALLY a gentleman! (+23)   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanDC / @TheGentlemanKC

    Episode 56 - Ivan the Terrible and Patrick Michael

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2021 76:46


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week, the guys shake off the necrophilia and polyamory to bring you two more fantastic gentlemen while also retiring DarkSydePhil and Ultimate Gentleman, Mel Gibson. The nominees are Ivan the Terrible and Patrick Michael - who's just plain terrible. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Carl Tanzler - TOTALLY a gentleman! (+1) Joseph Smith - NOT a gentleman (-10)   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 55 - Carl Tanzler and Joseph Smith Jr.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2021 104:22


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!  This week, the guys retire two men in the business of killing people, break down a meme from King Cringe Lord Lucas Werner. Then, they nominate two men that need to work on their unhealthy love lives - Carl Tanzler and Joseph Smith Jr. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Qin Shi Huang- NOT a gentleman (-1) Mike Tyson- TOTALLY a gentleman (+8)   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 54 - Qin Shi Huang and Mike Tyson

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 51:23


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!  This week, the guys are coming off a spicy ladies show bonus recording and have a couple new gents: Qin Shi Huang - First Emperor of China and truly an insane tyrant, and Mike Tyson - Just truly insane. Watch your butthole around Iron Mike. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Gavin Newsom - NOT a Gentleman (-8) Vermin Supreme - TOTALLY a gentleman (+18)   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanDC / @TheGentlemanKC

    Episode 53 - Gavin Newsom and Vermin Supreme

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2021 65:42


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!  This week the guys retire a King and a peasant - King Henry XIII and Maddox. Getting the political nominations this week are two men on opposite sides of the isle...of reality - Gavin Newsom and Vermin Supreme. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Titus Oates- A nothing person (0) Mike Lindell- TOTALLY a gentleman (+11)   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 52 - Titus Oates and Mike Lindell

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2021 86:27


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!  This week the guys retire failed MLB owner yet accomplished gentleman, Jeff Wilpon (+4) and litigious, nightmare-fuel-faced Russell Greer (-103).  New nominees tonight include Titus Oates- a man whose lies condemned 15+ people to death and Mike Lindell- a man whose lies are nonsensical ravin....I mean, dangerous terrorist threats. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Jordan B. Peterson- TOTALLY a gentleman (+7) Opie- NOT a gentleman (-16)   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 51 - Jordan B. Peterson and Opie

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2021 86:52


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week, the guys are back for "Season 2" to try to follow Episode 50. They found a guy more deaf to his audience than Jesus and a guy even smarter than Hitler - Gregg "Opie" Hughes and Jordan B. Peterson. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Jesus the Christ - TOTALLY a fucking gentleman. What did you expect? Literally Hitler - NOT a gentleman. What SHOULDN'T you have expected?   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanDC / @TheGentlemanKC

    Episode 50: Jesus Christ and Adolf Hitler

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021 93:23


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!  It's finally big episode 50 and we have a treat for you - the Ultimate Miscreant and Ultimate Gentleman on one episode! Jesus Christ and Adolf Hitler. Why was one so egotistical and maniacal? Why did one love German Shepards? We'll find out! This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Mark Zuckerberg- NOT a gentleman (-13) Andrew Jackson- TOTALLY a gentleman (+4)   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanDC / @TheGentlemanKC

    Episode 49 - Mark Zuckerberg and Andrew Jackson

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 105:01


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!  This week the guys bring some heavy hitters amongst gentlemen: autistic billionaire nerd alien - Mark Zuckerberg and mass murderer...I mean, war hero - Andrew Jackson. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Elon Musk- NOT a gentleman (-3) But have Cassidy- TOTALLY a gentleman (+6)   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twotter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 48 - Elon Musk and Butch Cassidy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 59:45


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!  This week, the guys bring in two undeniably gentlemanly gents in draft dodger - Elon Musk, and draft horse thief - Butch Cassidy.  This meeting is in session.    Last week's results:  Son of Sam- NOT a gentleman (-10) Chris Chan- TOTALLY a gentleman (+21)   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanDC / @TheGentlemanKC

    Episode 47 - Son of Sam and Chris Chan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 113:52


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!  This week, the guys get psychological with a couple more undeniable gentlemen: Son of Sam - the brazen walk-up-and-shoot serial killer from 1970's NYC and Chris Chan - King of the unwell. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Gary Busey - TOTALLY a Gentleman (+11) Conor McGregor - TOTALLY a Gentleman (+12)   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen  Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod

    Episode 46 - Gary Busey and Conor McGregor

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2021 48:12


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!  This week the guys bring in another couple of undeniable gentlemen: Gary Busey - gigantic brain-dead clown and Conor McGregor - midget brain-dead clown. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Lance Armstrong- NOT a gentleman (-9) Kim Jong-Il- TOTALLY a gentleman (+5)   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanDC / @TheGentlemanKC

    Episode 45 - Lance Armstrong and Kim Jong-Il

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2021 95:20


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week the guys sack up and bring in a couple of naturally athletic gods in Lance Armstrong and Kim Jong-Il. With an earth-shattering update from Jonathan Yaniv and the full gentleman rankings, these champions are reery something erse. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Lot - TOTALLY a gentleman (+7) Bill Cosby - TOTALLY a gentleman (+11)   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 44 - Lot and Bill Bosby

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 65:36


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week the guys get as topical and nontopical as you can possibly get with this week's gentlemen: Bill Cosby and Lot. Yeah, like 2000 BC from the Bible Lot. You're welcome. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Todd Kincannon - NOT a Gentleman -5 John McAfee - TOTALLY a Gentleman +14   Website: www.teogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanDC / @TheGentlemanKC

    Episode 43 - Todd Kincannon and John McAfee

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 56:46


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week, the guys hang out to record a show too raunchy for the likes of YouTube. What heroes they are! But you get the audio version here so don't worry. This meeting is in session.     Last week's results: Randy Quaid- TOTALLY a gentleman (+9) Cosmo Wright- TOTALLY a gentleman (+1)     Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 42 - Randy Quaid and Cosmo Wright

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 64:48


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!  This week the guys get weird with arguably the strangest guy in Hollywood - Randy Quaid, and inarguably the strangest guy in Zelda speed running (a higher bar than Hollywood some) - Cosmo Wright. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Mark Hoffmann - NOT a gentleman (-9) John Hinckley Jr. - TOTALLY a gentleman (+6)   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 41 - Mark Hoffmann and John Hinckley Jr.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2021 75:35


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! The guys go back to the 80s this week with Mark Hoffmann - a Mormon pipe bomb killer, and John Hinckley - a guy the insanity plea was invented for. This meeting is now in session.   Last week's results: King George IV- NOT a Gentleman (-3) Joseph Stalin- NOT a Gentleman (-7)   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanDC / @TheGentlemanKC

    Episode 40 - King George IV and Joseph Stalin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 69:21


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!  This week, the guys get historically gentlemanly with King George IV - flamboyant son of the man that lost America and Joseph Stalin - the...least flamboyant son of a bitch ever. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Jimmy the Greek: TOTALLY a gentleman (+4) Jeffrey Dahmer: NOT a gentleman (-4)   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen  Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 39 - Jimmy the Greek and Jeffrey Dahmer

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2021 120:42


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week, the guys are back at it with two new nominees that you can bet are goddamn gentlemen: Jimmy the Greek - a potato-faced degenerate gambler, and Jeffrey Dahmer, a degenerate blackface collector. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: John Daly - TOTALLY a gentleman (+8) Timothy Dexter - TOTALLY a gentleman (+3)   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 38 - John Daly and Timothy Dexter

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 63:55


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week, the guys stumbled upon two truly great gentlemen. If you were to look up "idiot savant" in the dictionary, there'd be a picture of DC's gentleman, John Daly. And John Daly would be holding a picture of KC's gentleman, Timothy Dexter. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Roman Polanski - TOTALLY a gentleman (+4) Josh Duggar - NOT a gentleman (-5)   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanDC / @TheGentlemanKC

    Episode 37 - Roman Polanski and Josh Duggar

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2021 71:46


    Welcome Back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week, the guys are going Hollywood - Religion style! And what's most pious than child molesting? Roman Polanski and Josh Duggar, everyone! This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: SnakeThing- NOT a Gentleman (-11) Dog the Bounty Hunter- TOTALLY a Gentlemen (+9)   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 36 - SnakeThing and Dog the Bounty Hunter

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 74:56


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!  The guys are back after being hounded to make yet another episode. The nominees are a bit rough with Levi "SnakeThing" Simmons - a pedophile zoosadist currently in prison, and Dog the Bounty Hunter - a half bleach/half leather person currently searching for his 9th wife, we think. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: George Floyd- TOTALLY a gentleman +10 Harvey Weinstein- NOT a gentleman -3  

    Episode 35 - George Floyd and Harvey Weinstein

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2021 74:28


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week, the guys kneel on eggshells to bring in a Saint and a Sinner: George Floyd - how a child of MLK Jr. and Christ would turn out, and Harvey Weinstein - that rat-looking slob that's responsible for probably 85% of all couch stains - casting and otherwise. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Jeremy Kurck - NOT a Gentleman -3 Nick Bate - NOT a Gentleman -14   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanDC / @TheGentlemanKC

    Episode 34 - Jeremy Kurck and Nick Bate

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2021 75:44


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week, the guys bring in perhaps the most and least pitiful people on the planet: Jeremy Burck - a, wouldn't you know it, Florida man who thinks he's a cop and Nick Bate - just the most filthy, disgusting degenerate ever. This meeting is in session!   Last week's results: O.J. Simpson - TOTALLY a gentleman +9 Ben Shapiro - Totally a Gentleman +6   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen  Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 33 - O.J. Simpson and Ben Shapiro

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2021 65:17


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week the guys go away from last week's format of Black guy, Jewish guy and nominate O.J. Simpson and Ben Shapiro. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Jesse Lee Peterson - TOTALLY a gentleman! +7 Bernie Madoff - NOT a gentleman. -1   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 32 - Jesse Lee Peterson and Bernie Madoff

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2021 67:40


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen.  This week, the guys hit wall street and the regular streets for their Gentlemen: Jesse Lee Peterson - Real life Clayton Bigsby who can see, and Bernie Madoff - the man caught trying to be a bank on his own.  This meeting is in session.    Last week's results: Ned Low - TOTALLY a gentleman +3 Rasputin - TOTALLY a gentleman +5   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanDC / @TheGentlemanKC

    Episode 31 - Ned Low and Rasputin

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2021 101:09


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen. This week, the guys are back with two more undeniably gentlemanly dudes: Edward "Ned" Low - a theif, alcoholic and pink boat enthusiast, and Grigori Rasputin - a dirty stinky lush who rules Russian with an iron dick. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Oliver Cromwell - TOTALLY a gentleman! +1 Michael is Watching You - NOT a gentleman! -4   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 30 - Michael is Watching You and Oliver Cromwell

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2021 71:58


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! The guys are back this week with another crazy combo: Anonymous Twitter clown Michael is Watching You, 2021 and infamous Oliver Cromwell - a man so hated, his rivals had him executed years after he had died. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Caligula- NOT a gentleman -8 Michael Richards- NOT a gentleman -5   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanDC / @TheGentlemanKC

    Episode 29 - Caligula and Michael Richards

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2021 84:21


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!  This week, the guys try to recover from Episode 28's terrible ending with two more undeniable gentlemen: Caligula - the softest emperor of Rome they called him, and Michael Richards - one of the committee of Gentlemen KC brought in. This meeting is in session.     Last week's results: Dr. Seuss- TOTALLY a gentleman +11 Todd Daugherty- NOT a gentleman -7     Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanDC / @TheGentleman KC

    Episode 28 - Dr. Suess and Todd Daugherty

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 74:07


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week, the guys are back with two more beyond-a-doubt gentlemen: beloved racist - Dr Suess and universally hated pedophile - Todd Daugherty. This meaning is in session.   Last week's results:  Dan Bilzerian- TOTALLY a gentleman +4 Ted Kennedy- NOT a gentleman -5   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 27 - Dan Bilzerian and Ted Kennedy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2021 64:59


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week, the guys bring in two undeniably gentlemanly dudes: Dan Bilzerian - a true Armenian and Ted Kennedy - totally caused the death of a chick, recklessly. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Ricky Berwick- TOTALLY a gentleman +12 Rush Limbaugh- TOTALLY a gentleman +3   Website- www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon- www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter- @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 26 - Rush Limbaugh and Ricky Berwick

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2021 76:18


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week the guys nominate a dead guy and someone whom the dead guy probably should have outlived: Rush Limbaugh recently deceased controversial radio talk show host and Ricky Berwick, a soon to be deceased controversial handicapped man. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Al Capone- TOTALLY a gentleman +9 JJ Stallin'- NOT a gentleman -7   website- www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon- www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter- @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 25 - Al Capone and JJ Stallin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 119:16


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen. This week's gentlemen are polar opposite ends of the popularity spectrum. Infamous Al Capone and (for now) anonymous JJ Stallin'. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Milo Yiannopoulos- TOTALLY a gentleman +12 Jeremy Dewitte- NOT a gentleman -11   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 24 - Milo Yiannopoulos and Jeremy Dewitte

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2021 74:21


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week the guys bring in two very controversial figures: Milo Yiannopoulos - infamous Jewish Nazi, and Jeremy Dewitte - a delusional Florida man with a cop fetish. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Steven Crowder- TOTALLY a gentleman +5 Ricegum - NOT a gentleman -2   Website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 23 - Steven Crowder and Ricegum

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2021 77:09


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! The guys are back with two more YouTube gentlemen: Steven Crowder - a Canadian-American right wing nazi "bad guy" and Ricegum - a true disappointment to his ancestors. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Daddy05- NOT a gentleman (-15) Don Vito- TOTALLY a gentleman (+8)   website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com patreon: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanDC / @TheGentlemanKC

    Episode 22 - Daddy05 and Don Vito

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2021 63:15


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week, the guys are switching roles as loveable-gent bringer and piece-of-shit bringer with Daddy05 - a child abuser, and Don Vito - also...a child abuser...but charming? This meeting is in session.   Last week's results; Logan Paul- NOT a gentleman (-7) Andy Kaufman- TOTALLY a gentleman (+6)   Website- www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon- www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter- @TwoGentlemenPod / @The GentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 21 - Logan Paul and Andy Kaufman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2021 61:02


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week the guys keep 2021 going strong with two equally gentlemanly dudes: Logan Paul - Japanese ghost hunter, and Andy Kaufman - a fuckin space cadet that debunked supernatural healing. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: William Buckland - Totally a gentleman! +3 Boogie2988 - NOT a gentleman! -6   Website - www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon - www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter - @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 20 - William Buckland and Boogie2988

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2021 72:47


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week, the guys bring in a 1-2 knockout combo in William Buckland - weird animal meat connoisseur and Boogie 2988 - a fat fuck internet "celeb" that kinda shot up a school. This meeting is in session. Last week's results: Victor Lustig - TOTALLY a gentleman (+6) David Merrill Gill - TOTALLY a gentleman (+4) Website - www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon - www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter - @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 19 - Victor Lustig and David Merrill Gill

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2021 61:12


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! The guys are back with two more unbelievably gentlemanly gents. Victor Lustig: Mr. Steal Yo' Girl and Yo' Wallet, and David Merrill Gill: Mr. Jesus sing-along. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Hampton Brandon- NOT a gentleman (-3) Jake Paul- NOT a gentleman (-6)   Website- www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon- www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter- @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 18 - Hampton Brandon and Jake Paul

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2020 80:45


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week, the guys are ready with two more true gentlemen: Hampton Brandon, a confrontational YouTuber looking for fights and Jake Paul...a...confrontational YouTuber...looking for fights...shit. This meeting is in session.    Last week's results: Sam Pepper- NOT a gentleman (-6) Harry Vox- TOTALLY a gentleman (+4)   Website- www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon- www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter- @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 17 - Sam Pepper and Harry Vox

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2020 102:21


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week, the guys do what they do best: identify two more gentlemen - Sam Pepper, cringe lord YouTuber and Harry Vox, edge lord schizophrenic man. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Lucas Werner - NOT a gentleman (-7) Onision - NOT a gentleman (-7)   Website - www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon - www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter - @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 16 - Lucas Werner and Onision

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2020 60:31


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen. This week, the guys try their best to cringe the shit out of every listener with two truly gentlemanly gents: Lucas Werner, Oregonian liberal incel and Onision, another YouTube molester. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Rick Majerus - TOTALLY a gentleman (+5) John duPont - NOT a gentleman (-3)   Website - www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon - www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter - @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanDC / @TheGentlemanKC

    Episode 15 - Rick Majerus and John du Pont

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2020 65:08


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! The guys are back at it this week with two more undeniably gentlemanly gents: Rick Majerus, a college baskeball coach that makes Bobby Knight blush, and John du Pont, a trust fund baby that makes Olympic gold medalists bleed. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: The Mongols - TOTALLY gentlemen (+4) The Pilgrims - NOT gentlemen (-2)   Website - www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon - www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter - @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanDC / @TheGentlemanKC

    Episode 14 - The Mongols and the Pilgrims

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2020 97:17


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week, the guys ditch the individual and go full on communists - bringing in The Mongol horde and Pilgrims. Both, equally gentlemanly. This meeting is in session.    Last week's results: Grant MacDonald - NOT a gentleman. (-4) Bret Stephens - TOTALLY a gentleman. (+2)   Website- www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Patreon- www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter- @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanDC / @TheGentlemanKC  

    Episode 13 - Grant McDonald and Bret Stephens

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2020 64:01


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! This week the guys take their nomination cues from the patrons. Apparent homophobe - Grant McDonald and virulent race warmonger - Bret Stephens. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: Dennis Kozlowski - NOT a gentleman (-2) Jace Connors - NOT a gentleman (-6)   Vote on the website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com/episodes Join the LiveShow: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanDC / @TheGentlemanKC

    Episode 12 - Dennis Kozlowski and Jace Connors

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2020 92:10


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen.  This week, the guys bring in a couple winners: Dennis Kozkowski, embezzling tool bag salesman and Jace Connors, a plain ole' tool bag. This meeting is in session.    Last week's results:  Brigham Young - TOTALLY a gentleman! (+9) JayStation - NOT a gentleman! (-11)   Vote on this week's gentlemen - www.twogoddamngentlemen.com  Join the weekly LiveShow - www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter - @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanKC / @TheGentlemanDC

    Episode 11 - Brigham Young and JayStation

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2020 106:49


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen. The guys are taking a break from counting fake ballots to bring you two more undeniable gentlemen: Brigham Young, the polygamist Prophet of Adam himself and JayStation, a man who has never and would never tell a lie or set up a fake scenario of any kind, GUYS! This meeting is in session.   Last Week's Results: Donald Trump - The NEW Ultimate Gentleman (+16) Joe Biden - NOT a gentleman (-9)   Vote on this week's and every week's gentlemen at www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Join the Live Show every Friday night by becoming a patron at www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Twitter - @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanDC / @TheGentlemanKC

    Episode 10 - Joe Biden and Donald Trump

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2020 70:13


    Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen. It's election night around here and DC and KC are bringing in Joe Biden and Donald Trump respectively. If all goes well, the guys will have convinced everyone listening to not vote at all. This meeting is in session.   Last week's results: H.H. Holmes - TOTALLY a gentleman (+7) Andrei Chikatilo - NOT a gentleman (-11)   Vote on the website: www.twogoddamngentlemen.com Join the Live Show every week: www.patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen Follow on Twitter: @TwoGentlemenPod / @TheGentlemanDC / @TheGentlemanKC

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