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Why Would You Tell Me That? Award-Winning Comedians and Broadcasters Neil Delamere and Dave Moore take turns seeking out incredible things they think everyone, including their co-host, should know. In each episode, with the help of a genuine expert, one o

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    • Jul 21, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
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    The Odyssey: Celebrity Hall Pass

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2026 13:05


    Neil and Dave go deeper into the spectacle of The Odyssey and someone get on to the subject of "celebrity hall passes". (No real spoilers for the film; mild ones for the ancient poem.)New full episodes every Thursday.Bonus mini-eps on Sundays and Tuesdays.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Odyssey: Good Will Boating

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2026 24:54


    Neil and Dave went to the fancy Irish premiere of The Odyssey together and had such a good time, they're recorded a Nolan trilogy of bonus episodes. No real spoilers for the film; mild ones for the ancient poem.New full episodes every Thursday.Bonus mini-eps on Sundays and Tuesdays.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Overnight Oaths

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2026 38:02


    Francis De Groothttps://www.tiktok.com/@glasnevinceme...To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Our Unpopular Opinions

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2026 12:42


    Prompted by listeners' emails, Dave and Neil share their least popular opinions and their popular culture recommendations.New full episodes every Thursday.Bonus mini-eps on Sundays and Tuesdays.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    It's a Date!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2026 18:12


    To finally make up for missing Neil's big gig, Dave invites him to the fancy film premiere of the season. Then the first of the fan designs for our podcast crest arrives.Donate to Rebs' cycling fundraiser here for Leukaemia & Lymphoma NI and Laurel House Chemo Unithttps://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/rebs-lightbodyNew full episodes every Thursday.Bonus mini-eps on Sundays and Tuesdays.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Most Famous Person in the World

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2026 49:58


    Dave and Neil debate on who the most famous person in the world might be before Dave gets into a butterfly effect deep dive on how the world wouldn't have Taylor Swift if it wasn't for Dwight's cousin from the Office.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Dave makes a show of himself

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2026 18:34


    Dave has another tale from the Metallica Snake Pit but this one he probably shouldn't be telling anyone. Kirk Hammett played the legendry guitar Greeny a few feet from Dave which caused him to fanboy too close to the sun.https://guitar.com/news/music-news/kirk-hammett-how-greeny-has-changed-him-as-a-player/New full episodes every Thursday.Bonus mini-eps on Sundays and Tuesdays.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Dave Moore in The Metallica Snake Pit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2026 19:41


    Life long Metallica fan Dave went to both of their Dublin concerts and tell us how he got into the legendary Snake Pit.New full episodes every Thursday.Bonus mini-eps on Sundays and Tuesdays.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Lick My Milk Sweat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2026 43:23


    Neil has the story of Francis De Groot, the Irishman infamous in Australia for interrupting the ribbon cutting of the Sydney Harbour Bridge, and Dave wants to share his research on the platypus before the conversation gets derailed.Francis De Groothttps://www.tiktok.com/@glasnevincemetery/video/7449076372602998049To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnellhttps://www.tiktok.com/@glasnevincemetery/video/7449076372602998049Barney Curley: The Man Who Beat the Bookieshttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt15684706Directed by Ross WhitakerTo listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Animals With Extremist Views

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2026 10:35


    Power listener Barra returns with more excellent "would you rather" questions for the lads.New full episodes every Thursday.Bonus mini-eps on Sundays and Tuesdays.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Lap Wrap Mishap Chap

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2026 17:27


    Dave survives a encounter with a messy wrap and the lads design WWYTMT's heraldic crest.New full episodes every Thursday.Bonus mini-eps on Sundays and Tuesdays.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Why is the Mona Lisa Famous?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2026 40:57


    Neil tells the legend of Ireland's greatest punter, Barney Curley, who pulled off the greatest betting coup in history. And Dave explains how the Mona Lisa only became world famous in 1911, after 400 years of obscurity. Barney Curley: The Man Who Beat the Bookies https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15684706Directed by Ross WhitakerTo listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    What are corporate gigs like?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2026 15:57


    After Dave relates his recent success in footgolf, Neil has a listener's question about corporate gigs. "Do performers like doing them and are there any companies you wouldn't work for?"New full episodes every Thursday.Bonus mini-eps on Sundays and Tuesdays.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    World Cup of Anthonys - Final 16

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2026 17:43


    We're down to the final 16 in the inaugural Anthony World Cup. In honour of Neil's dad's birthday he has selected 32 of the world's greatest Anthonys. But only one will be crowned the greatest.New full episodes every Thursday.Bonus mini-eps on Sundays and Tuesdays.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Fashion of Football

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2026 53:55


    Dave does a deep dive into the, often incongruous, colours international football teams wear and Neil has the story of Hiroo Onoda, the WWII Japanese soldier who finally surrendered 29 years after his country.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    World Cup of Anthonys part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2026 16:52


    It's the World Cup... of people named Anthony. In honour of Neil's dad's birthday he has selected 32 of the world's greatest Anthonys. But only one will be crowned the greatest. Part 2 will drop on Sunday.New full episodes every Thursday.Bonus mini-eps on Sundays and Tuesdays.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Bonus 07 - The Wolf Debate

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2026 13:03


    Neil presents both sides of the issue of reintroducing wolves to Ireland, then Dave answers a listener's question on how radio DJs decide when to cut out from a song.New full episodes every Thursday.Bonus mini-eps on Sundays and Tuesdays.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Coldest Cash Machine

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2026 59:20


    Neil tells us about the remotest ATM on Earth and how Jimmy Carter made a show of himself in Poland.Meanwhile Dave has compiled a list of the most expensive items rich people have purchased.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Bonus 06 - Midlands Mischief

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2026 9:50


    Barra has sent in another twisted "would you rather" question, which Neil poses to Dave.New full episodes every Thursday.Bonus mini-eps on Sundays and Tuesdays.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Bonus 05 - VIP Dave

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2026 15:48


    Dave is back from the Champion's League final in Budapest where he was treated a bit too well.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Baggiest Gusset

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2026 56:34


    This week on WWYTMT, Dave looks at the repressive but quirky dictatorship of Turkmenistan and Neil gets into too much detail on why this year's winter Olympics had the weirdest doping scandal in its history,https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainerTo listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Bonus 04 Dave's Phone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2026 10:54


    Neil puts forward a reader's question: who is the most famous person in Dave's phone?New full episodes every Thursday.Bonus mini-eps on Sundays and Tuesdays.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'Brien Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Bonus 03 Slowjamastan Responds

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2026 15:36


    Emergency podcast as the Dave and Neil have gotten back the results of their Slowjamastani citizenship applications.New full episodes every Thursday.Bonus mini-eps on Sundays and Tuesdays.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'Brien Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Liars EXPOSED!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2026 35:21


    This week, Neil bravely exposes the truth behind lies. When do children learn to lie? Do animals lie? How can you tell when someone isn't telling the truth?Richard Wiseman's "The truth about lying and laughing"https://www.theguardian.com/science/2007/apr/21/weekendmagazineTo listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Bonus 02 - Superpowers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2026 14:01


    For the first few weeks the Tuesday bonus will be selected highlights from the (now paused) Patreon so that everyone gets to hear them. Enjoy the full discussion that sprang from Barra's superpowers question.New full episodes every Thursday. Bonus mini-eps on Sundays and Tuesdays.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Bonus 01 - Betrayal

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2026 13:08


    In the first of our twice weekly bonus episodes between the main episodes, Neil confronts Dave for choosing Roy Keane over their friendship.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Sultan of Slowjamastan

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2026 45:01


    This week, Dave hears strange voices in his house late at night and makes a chilling discovery and the lads become naturalised citizens of The Republic of Slowjamastan.Sources:https://www.slowjamastan.org/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQxTh2IfK1QSupport the show on Patreon for the weekly bonus episode. https://www.patreon.com/cw/whywouldyoutellmethatTo listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Sexy Prime

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2026 54:12


    This week, Neil tells us why Uber knows how much battery your phone has left and how lucky people see the world.Then Dave gives us a maths grind on prime numbers and the world of tiramisu will never be the same againSources: https://www.tiktok.com/@theronanfarrow/video/7605700735228972318Support the show on Patreon for the weekly bonus episode. https://www.patreon.com/cw/whywouldyoutellmethatTo listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Italian Dinny Byrnes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2026 50:39


    Dave cautionary tells us of Action Park, the most dangerous theme park ever badly imagineered and Neil explains the phenomenon of the umarell, the retired men in Italy who spend their days watching building sites.Support the show on Patreon for the weekly bonus episode.https://www.patreon.com/cw/WhyWouldYouTellMeThatTo listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Unlucky Numbers & Sneezes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2026 49:23


    Neil tell us about unlucky numbers and the numerology behind them and Dave somehow does the same for sneezing.Support the show on Patreon for the weekly bonus episode.https://www.patreon.com/cw/WhyWouldYouTellMeThathttps://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-34259108To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Buses & Funny Walks

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2026 42:06


    There's double value on this week's show as the lads brought two facts each. Dave wants to rave about the bustopia that is Bogotá, Columbia but goes down a dark route.Neil demonstrates the lengths and depths actors will go to prepare for a role with the story of how David Suchet perfected Hercule Poirot's signature walk.Sources:https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/12/07/headway/bogota-bus-system-transmilenio.htmlhttps://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-34259108https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/shortcuts/2013/nov/05/hercule-poirot-david-suchet-bottom-coin-agatha-christieSupport the show on Patreon for the weekly bonus episode.https://www.patreon.com/cw/WhyWouldYouTellMeThathttps://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-34259108To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Lego and the Queen's Shoes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2026 52:10


    Dave is high on meeting Manchester United, so Neil gets away with another ad read and a outer space story about morning glory. Dave turns things around with the weird history of Lego. Support the show on Patreon for the weekly bonus episode.https://www.patreon.com/cw/whywouldyoutellmethatTo listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Le Mans 420 and the President's Secret Surgery

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2026 41:17


    This week, Dave brings us the story of the daredevil Whittington brothers who used their ill-gotten drug-trafficking gains to buy their way into the Le Mans 24 hour.And Neil reveals how America's 22nd and 24th president, Grover Cleveland, underwent top secret facial surgery on a yacht. Sources:https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6887570/https://classiccar.co.nz/2017-12-11-wild-history-the-drug-smuggling-brothers-that-won-at-le-mans/Support the show on Patreon for the weekly bonus episode.https://www.patreon.com/cw/whywouldyoutellmethatTo listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-mo...To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinvent...Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Arctic Adventures and Salty Romans

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2026 40:21


    The fact-based podcast returns but this time indefinitely. They're done with seasons, there's a video version on Youtube and a Patreon with a weekly bonus episode for members.Neil thrills with the story of a mighty Danish explorer who carried out several feats in his extraordinary life and Dave explains how the Romans were mad for salt.Sources:https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002kf92Support the show on Patreon for the weekly bonus episode.https://www.patreon.com/cw/whywouldyoutellmethatTo listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732 To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinventing-the-neil-tourYou can watch the podcast on Youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/@WhyWouldYouTellMeThatpodcastPresented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Why Would You Tell Me That is back from Thursday April 2nd

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2026 0:54


    The podcast returns next Thursday April 2nd in new and exciting ways.Like video on Youtube and bonus episodes via Patreon. To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732 To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinventing-the-neil-tourFor the video version of the podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@WhyWouldYouTellMeThatpodcastPresented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Diarmuid O'BrienMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Gobbledygook And Silly Criminals

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2025 47:49


    This week, the lads return to Texas to explain the origin of the word gobbledegook, and then Dave brings us into the world in which he is most comfortable: criminality.Does the time of day affect whether something is a crime or not? What is the best disguise to wear when robbing a bank? All these and more will be revealed. Happy Christmas everybody!Sources:https://www.cbsnews.com/news/1996-man-sues-pepsi-for-not-giving-him-a-harrier-jet/https://www.tiktok.com/@screenrealm/video/7303129773142822152https://www.etymonline.com/word/gobbledygookTo listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732 To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinventing-the-neil-tourPresented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Nicky RyanMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    TV'S ALF and other mavericks

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2025 45:14


    Who doesn't love an 80s puppet-based sitcom?This week, Dave leads us through the labyrinthine shenanigans that went on to keep the reality behind ALF a secret - ALF, the lead character in the wildly successful sitcom of the same name, of course. In part 2 we hear how Neil's nationalism unexpectedly reared its head on a TV show.If that's not enough, Neil explains the mighty legacy of Grace Kelly's Da. Where else would ya get it?Sourceshttps://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/maverickhttps://www.historynet.com/alexander-graham-bell-james-garfield/https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longterm/books/chap1/highsociety.htmTo listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732 To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinventing-the-neil-tourPresented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Nicky RyanMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Mollasses Flood & The Cheese Consortium!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2025 41:47


    The intro to this show is not to be missed. Nor is the outro. Everything else is equally unmissable, just not in the same accent!Neil reveals the truth behind Parmesan Cheese and Salvador Dali's near-death, land-based diving-suit experiment! Dave tells the incredible tale of a molasses flood in Boston and reveals the insane journey every NBA basketball goes on. Enjoy!To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732 To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinventing-the-neil-tourPresented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Nicky RyanMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boozing In Parliament

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2025 45:06


    This week, Neil lifts the lid on the one occasion you're actually allowed to drink alcohol on the floor of the House of Commons - and what tipples people choose. We then hop back in time to Bologna to discover why being a law professor there was… well, a tough career choice.Meanwhile, Dave valiantly tries to explain where Earth's water came from, but that's quickly overshadowed as he inadvertently reveals his key demand for remaining in the employment he so richly deserves. Tune in for history, science, and accidental workplace negotiations - all in one episode.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732 To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinventing-the-neil-tourSourceshttps://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/food-and-drink/whisky-rum-and-milk-or-gin-chancellors-used-to-drink-alcohol-during-the-budget-but-reeves-wont-4843303https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20210708-the-mediterraneans-short-lived-atlantishttps://rtall.substack.com/p/being-a-law-professor-in-bologna?r=1nzx7cPresented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Nicky RyanMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Insert Feather Here!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2025 44:06


    In this week's episode, we learn just how sexually naive Dave and Neil actually are, as the lads very badly describe lap dancing!Dave also explains how Sabrina Carpenter got the new Mayor of New York City elected. Neil tells us why the Germans wanted to bomb pretty places and then brings a surprise guest, fellow comedian John Meagher, to tell us all how the Brits did Satanism during the Troubles!A fairly regular episode so.Check out John on Instagram @johnmcomedy or visit jmeaghercomedy.com.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732 To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinventing-the-neil-tourPresented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Nicky RyanMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Who Are the Real Ghostbusters?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2025 52:47


    This week, Dave tackles the thorniest of issues: who has the legitimate right to call themselves the Ghostbusters? And if that isn't enough, in the second half, Neil shares three facts tailored to Dave's particular interests: New York, music, and sport!To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732 To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinventing-the-neil-tourSources:https://www.steinway.com/news/features/victory-verticalshttps://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/21/us/arturo-di-modica-dead.htmlhttps://www.britannica.com/one-good-fact/why-was-zambia-at-the-closing-ceremony-of-the-1964-summer-olympic-games-but-not-the-starting-onePresented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Nicky RyanMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    A to Z! From Aardwolves to the Zambian Space Race!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2025 50:18


    In this week's episode, Neil alphabetises animals, bad mouths late people and explains that Devil's Advocate was actually a job! Dave gives a thumbs up and all hell breaks loose. He also brings us (arguably unnecessary) knowledge on A4 pages but incredibly necessary knowledge on Afronauts and the Zambian Space Race!To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732 To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinventing-the-neil-tourPresented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Nicky RyanMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Secretive Billionaire Food Family

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2025 54:01


    This week, Dave tantalizes us with some intriguing details about a secret billionaire family whose products you probably consume daily, but know very little about!And if that mystery isn't enough, in the second part, Neil sprinkles in a bit of Disney magic by revealing some of the decidedly inappropriate names that were considered for the dwarfs in film Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732 To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinventing-the-neil-tourSources:https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jul/01/burpy-baldy-deafy-snow-white-seven-dwarfs-auctioned-artwork-disneyhttps://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/hollywood-studio-hid-priceless-papers-an-underground-salt-mine-1247668/Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Nicky RyanMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    My Humps, My Humps, My Lovely Camel Humps!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2025 50:20


    In this week's episode, Neil tells us all about the woman who got exactly half of the USA's penicillin supply!Dave tells us about how camels' humps produce more water than if they held water. Which they don't. Which makes no sense. Well, that's this podcast for you!Add into the mix, a man who sued his surgeons and won and the incredible life of General Garibaldi including the biscuits!To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732 To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinventing-the-neil-tourPresented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Nicky RyanMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Island That Moves From Country To Country

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2025 50:24


    Dave in concentrating on borders this week. He talks us through the island that is French then Spanish then French and so on.Then he goes one fruther and explains bits of countries that are in other countries that are in other countries.In the perennial game of oneupmanship that is this pod, Neil then brings out the big guns: giraffes, wind turbines and Napoleon.If you want to know just why the French military genius' most mortal enemy was a horde of rabbits, dig in.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732 To see Neil on tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/reinventing-the-neil-tour Sources:https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/giraffes-lightninghttps://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-53909825https://medium.com/@HistoryHour/napoleon-bonaparte-and-the-battle-of-the-bunnies-ffaaf7f97422Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Nicky RyanMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    How To Hypnotise A Chicken

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2025 44:45


    Following on from last week's discussion about how long a rooster could last without a head, we delve deep into the world of fowl again. Dave explains just how to coax a chicken, and even a shark into a trance-like state.Neil then attempts to elevate the level of discourse by dropping ancient Greece and American Civil Rights attorneys into the chat.His attempt, as usual, fails. But at least they do answer the perennial question, how many horsepower is a horse?To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732 To see Neil on tour check outwww.neildelamere.com/gigs Sources:https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/books/trust-me-i-m-a-lawyer-my-debt-to-clarence-darrow-1.3093181https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/boustrophedonhttps://www.sciencefocus.com/science/how-much-horsepower-does-a-horse-havePresented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Nicky RyanMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Man Who Eats Everything

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2025 52:13


    This episode sees Dave introduce us to the man who eats everything - metal, glass, rubber, you name it, he's ingested it. Let's call this story of Mr Mangetout, the "dessert". For starters, Neil talks us through just how long a chicken can live without a head and then serves up the delightful tale of the men who paint rabbits for the Tour de France as the "main". Be warned, this part of the show is a bit spicy in its language.To listen to Dave on the radio check out https://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732 To see Neil on tour check out www.neildelamere.com/gigs Sources:https://www.rouleur.cc/blogs/the-rouleur-journal/the-eraser-men?srsltid=AfmBOop8QXd8f1e2dnLNb-jw8Jb8-8Q8bbnDzE8blNy3HPihkyJ1FaFR&tag=memberhttps://www.thelocal.fr/20250707/im-famous-thanks-to-cks-meet-the-tour-de-france-penis-eraserhttps://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34198390Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Nicky RyanMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    That Footballer Has No Belly Button!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2025 54:56


    In this week's episode, Neil reveals the shocking truth behind one top Premier League footballer's blank navel! And how you do not want to LeBron James yourself in public. Dave goes pubic with his escutcheon and fills us in on the names of the individual Tetris pieces. One of them is called Smashboy! Sure, what more could you ask for?To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732 To see Neil on his current tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/britain-achilles-neil-tour-datesPresented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Nicky RyanMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Irishman Who Invented Hot Chocolate!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2025 52:55


    This week's episode exemplifies the difference between Neil and Dave.Neil reads the British Journal of Psychology to research his incredible facts. Dave reads the paper in which he got his fish and chips.Nevertheless, Dave‘s fishy facts will wow you but not as much as the story of the Irish man who named a fruit and invented hot chocolate. Neil reveals how the price of a bottle of Coca-Cola remained the same for more than 70 years and greatly excited Dave with his talk of 40-foot container standardisation. Add to this the sexual tension of a seed travelling through an armadillo's alimentary canal and you've got yourself an episode.To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732 To see Neil on his current tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/britain-achilles-neil-tour-datesPresented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Nicky RyanMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Tony Flow and the Miraculously Majestic Masters of Mayhem!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2025 49:38


    On this week's episode, Dave challenges us to identify bands from their pre-fame names. The Polka Tulk Blues Band, Wicked Lester and The Sex Maggots are but a few of the delights he has in store for us!Neil talks us through the IKEA Effect and how a raunchy study proves it to be true! Enjoy, yiz “Cans of Piss”... that's such a well-known band. Seriously!To listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732 To see Neil on his current tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/britain-achilles-neil-tour-datesPresented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Nicky RyanMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnellDvořák Symphony No. 9 in E minor via musopen.org/music/4942-symphony-no-9-in-e-minor-from-the-new-world-op-95/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Do You Fancy Your Ma?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2025 53:26


    Well, it might be true. The two lads delve into the truth behind that statement. And if that's not disturbing enough, in Part 2, Dave is still on his Man vs. Animal track. Can a bear out-eat a man? You're about to find outTo listen to Dave on the radio check outhttps://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732 To see Neil on his current tour check outhttps://www.neildelamere.com/britain-achilles-neil-tour-dates Sources:https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/jun/13/pentagon-pizza-delivery-israel-iran-attackhttps://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-mysteries-of-love/201505/are-we-attracted-to-people-who-look-like-ushttps://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/read-the-alternative-phrases-to-all-work-and-no-play-makes-jack-a-dull-boy-stanley-kubrick-considered-for-the-shining-10312563.htmlPresented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave MooreEdited by Nicky RyanMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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