You Have Failed

Eren Jeager is the greatest of all time and has been pulling the strings from the start. I love him and I loved this episode

This week we dive into ep 78 of AoT, Two Brothers. What an episode it was, beautiful and epic and by far one of the best episodes of AoT.

Another week another episode of AoT! Listen to my thoughts on this weeks episode, and hahahahahahaha Zeke got shot LOL!

The long wait is over, the epic conclusion to a modern day epic is at hand! And i'm back to discuss each step of the final fight for freedom, because everything comes at a price.

Today I discuss the new Marvel series on Disney+, Hawkeye, and how much I love the show and its characters. I go slightly off topic and express a love for a certain aspect of the show, but hey what would a SaiyanVader show be without a rant.

A different episode express thoughts on a recent mutiny at Sigil that has taken place. Negative but still funny, sit back and listen to the great ranter rant once more.

What started as a toy-line in the 80s has become a multimedia empire and the stories of Robots in Disguise have entertained for almost 40 years. They are certainly one toy-line that is more, than meets the eye.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 4000 LIFETIME LISTENS! To celebrate i'm back with a pre re-launch episode discussing the new Masters of the Universe: Revelation. Was it good, was it bad, was He-Man even in the show??? All that and more as the King of Failures makes his less than triumphant return!

I'm back, I know, I know, none of you missed me. But that's fine because I am back with another episode talking, kinda, about Dinosaur King... I have been busy as of late with life things so this one is shorter than usual, but hopefully soon I will have things sorted and we can return to the regular rants.

Season 4 part 1 comes to a close in the most epic of ways. A season that saw Eren declare war on the rest of the world finally see's the world bring the fight to him. But Eren has never been easy to put down and his primal desire to never sacrifice his freedom makes him a dangerous enemy. Guess we'll have to wait and see if Reiner and the forces of Marely can bring down Eren, the one man titan army.

In today's episode I take on the titanic task of talking through my thoughts and feelings on Attack on Titan and the journey it has taken us all on. From the fall of wall Maria to the imminent rumbling we have been taken on one hell of a ride. But that ride also taught you to see the beauty amongst the darkness. At the end of the day it was a show, that in more than one way, taught us to give up our hearts.

Eren has done some terrible things and has become the final villain of Attack On Titan. But is he really the villain or a hero disguising himself as the devil? In today discussion I break down scenes in the anime and manga that might suggest that Eren is actually going against his own ideals to not kill everyone but to actually save everyone once and for all.

Sorry i'm a day late, was busy fighting off titans and breaking Eren out of jail... Anyway i'm back! With more Attack on Titan this week I take a dive into the best fictional leader of all time; Commander Erwin Smith. What makes him such a good leader, and what made him able to lead the scouts to give their hearts time and time again?

This week I discuss the most recent episode and come to terms with Eren's breakdown really causing him to become something he isn't. I also take a dive into some of my thoughts on the potential end of the series as I let my mind run free on the possibilities in front of me.

I am back again with some more Attack on Titan, this week discussing the two most recent episodes. But beyond that I go back to analysing Eren Jaeger and his ultimate humanity, and apply it to the real world.

Well we were meant to talk about Apex, and for only 40 mins, but time flies when you're having fun and you always go off topic when laughing with a friend. So why not sit down and relax while me and the incredible Martina chat about literally anything and everything for an hour and 20 mins. Don't forget to go follow Martina on twitch and hang out in her streams!

So a new week and once again i'm swinging at you at full speed with my ODM gear to bring you some Attack on Titan goodness. This week, as promised, I spend a lot of time talking about the captain every man wants to be and every woman wants to be with. Yes, Levi Ackerman, the titan killing, sass giving, clean freak under 5'5" who cuts through man and titan as if they were butter and maybe even with No Regrets...

I have never fallen for a show quite like Attack on Titan, from its characters to its incredibly nuanced plot you can not help but be gripped by the world. So join me as we give our hearts and souls to the cause and discuss Attack on Titan and potentially its most unappreciated character; Eren Jaeger.

In this sleep deprived episode I discuss the popular game Among Us, well for the first half anyway, but the second half takes a more personal turn as I discuss my thoughts on lockdown 2.0 in the UK.

Curse of The Black pearl, one of the most iconic films of the early 2000s, responsible for spawning one of the most iconic characters of all time; the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow. And with recent events it only felt right to show support to the incredible Johnny Depp, a man responsible for making many childhoods.

This week I talk about the controversial Borat 2 in all its offensive glory. But unfortunately i'm joined by an offensive mad man myself, Gulag, the Russian business man. Can I decide if Borat 2 has failed or not, or will Gulag drive me insane first?

Chaotic, I bet none of you have heard of it? Well, fear not because the creatures of Perim are set to return in full force! A lawsuit caused the game to drift in to obscurity, but nothing can keep the creatures of Perim down for long and their long war continues!

Ah yes, the first arc of duel monsters. Before Synchros, before XYZs, before any rules apparently. Yes this is the arc that had most of us determined to be the king of games as kids, but is that a title Yugi deserved? Find out in this rant filled episode, IT'S TIME TO FAIL!

The Reunion is here, and it was better than I ever could have expected! The 7 perfumers nailed it and they all gave such amazing and moving performances. Not to mention Millie O'Connell once again drawing my attention and blowing me away with her amazing talent! Favourites aside all 7 women are incredibly talented and deserve recognition and show just why the arts industry should be and is here to stay!

I love Yu-Gi-Oh, the anime, manga and card game, that much I have made clear. But, that does not mean I am oblivious to the numerous and countless censors the English dub and US release of the anime and card game, and trust me they really frustrate me at times. So why not settles down as I get railed up into my Failure's Rage and explore the many censors imposed on Yu-Gi-Oh for its English release.

The amphibian, the myth, the legend! You have heard his name many times, but now comes the time to finally explain him to the rest of the world. FROG NINJA!!!!!!!! The omnipotent, ninja frog aptly named Frog Ninja is finally unleashed for the world to marvel at his glory. But I'm not sure any of you are ready...

So here we are at the season 1 Finale of You Have Failed. For this episode. I'm not alone. I am joined by three other individuals up to no good, that are going to determine whether i have failed at my job as a host, and a verdict on whether the shows gets a 2nd season or not. Do i?

Is this the biggest insult to Japanese culture by the US? Quite possibly yes. Do you like Dragon Ball? Do you like well made and acted films? if you answered yes to any of the above then this isn't the film for you! So join in as a painfully relive this film and how it ruined one of the most popular anime franchises in the world... but also was the catalyst for saving it?

In this rather different and sombre episode of You Have Failed I talk about Black Panther. I struggle my way through to compose myself and gather my thoughts due to the very recent and tragic news of Chadwick Boseman's passing. #ChadwickForever

FLASH, AHHHHHH he'll confuse every one of us. Yes Flash Gordon a cult classic from 1980 that earned its cult classic status by being, well, really bad. Yes in an era when the likes of Star Wars and Indiana Jones were being released we get this incredibly dated film that changed up the game by being so bad its laughably good. So why not take the time to sit back and listen to my brain cells die as I try to get my head round this not so timeless classic.

From titan to not so well known titan. I think this is a crime, and an error that needed to be fixed. My brothers not recognising the name Smosh stirred something within me and a rage fuelled rant ensued. It also inspired to me make a few shameless plugs... so uh, go follow me on twitter and join the discord server!

Primeval, a British masterpiece of the late 2000s. But can I even manage to stay on topic whilst being sleep deprived, dying from the heat and tired from a long day at work? To be blunt, no. So why not listen to my descend into lunacy again.

That's not true, that's impossible! Search your feelings you know it to be true. Yes my favourite film ever, and I finally got to see it in the cinema? I also talk about my new friend Pedro and my concerning drinking habits. Who wouldn't want to listen this week?

It's time to swing in to action! This week I discuss the 5th series of Yu-Gi-Oh; Arc-V! Does the pendulum swing far and carve the arc of victory for this series, or is it a duelling dud? Between an inter-dimensional card game war, 4 dimension dragons and 4 boys who share the same face? What could possibly go wrong?

In this weeks instalment I discuss the film Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom. This film, in concept, was interesting and could have been great however it seemed too rushed and cramped for one film. A film that could have been dino-mite turned into a dino-dud with what was essentially two different plots forced into one film.

The Doctor isn't a hero in his own mind, this is because he is just a regular guy going around and helping out where he can. But, is that it? Is that the big secret to Doctor Who? Could anyone be the Doctor? Join me in this rather different episode of You Have Failed Some More, where I completely go off the rails and discuss how anyone could be someones hero. Perhaps through the smallest acts of kindness, we could change the world.

There is one very important thing you should know about me, in fact one day your life may depend on it, i'm definitely just a mad man with a podcast. And this week i'm discussing i'm discussing the famous mad man (or woman) with a box. Yes every ones favourite traveller in time and space, the Doctor. I talk in this episode about why I think Peter Capaldi's Doctor is under appreciated and why the new series didn't work for me in my normal reserved manner.

In this weeks episode I discuss the MCU as a whole, whilst going on numerous tangents. I mention my favourite characters, moments and films in the infinity saga and give some small insight in to why I believe the Marvel's formula has not yet been replicated to this date.

I know what you're thinking, episode 17 right? Well yes, but actually no. If we include the bonus episodes this is technically the 20th episode of You Have Failed. I know, I can't believe it either I've made 20 of these without having the show taken off me. So to celebrate I attempt to talk about How To Train Your Dragon, and maybe have a little surprise in store too.

First person shooter battle royal games, they have an addicting quality to them. No matter how often it beats you to the ground and spits in your face you keep getting up enthusiastic for more punishment. In this episode I preform some self therapy as I analyse why I continuously put myself through this torment, if for no other reason than to solidify myself as the biggest failure the world has ever seen.

The US office, what can one even begin to say about such a show? I love it. Every time that theme tune plays I know now i'm in for one hell of a show, like the Pavlov's dog of television. A cast of characters I fell in love with without even meaning too, and stories so outrageous you can't help but laugh. This is the show that made working in an office look like fun.

Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. Yeah, sure, but someone still should have stopped the Bay-Formers from ever being made! From wrecking ball testicles to over dramatised and sexulised humans, I'm here for a giant robot war! In a franchise called the Transformers we get so little of the Transformers. Does robots in disguise now mean hiding from the film itself?

Sorry, not sorry, 'bout what I said. Battle of the US vs. UK, Boleyn vs. Boleyn. Millie O'Connell being my favourite performer on stage at the moment may have a bias, but she earned that from the immediate impression she made on me when I first saw her performance of Six. She stood out, and became the Boleyn I would judge all others by and that leaves us here I listened to the US and my verdict in final. It was obvious no one would beat Millie in my opinion but I had to give a different interpretation a fair chance.

There's No Way you're going to want to miss this so Don't Lose Your Head or get a Heart Of Stone, so let's Get Down cause All You Wanna Do is listen to the latest episode of You Have Failed cause you Don't Need my Love. This week i'm discussing the musical Six and how it made the six queens so much more than Divorced, Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, Survived.

Passion, it's a wonderful thing. Passion and love for something can result in a strong dislike, even hate, if a part of it doesn't live up to the standards you hold. This is a curse that Star Wars holds for many, and a feeling that I feel towards the highly decisive Star Wars: Episode VIII- The Last Jedi.

In this weeks bonus episode, I discuss how much I love Seto Kaiba and probably get carried away whilst doing so. A whole 40 mins of my fan boying over this amazing anime rival, what could possibly go wrong?

Rivals, two opponents who push each other to their limits. But what makes a rival and a rivalry so great? Well for me, to explain we have to take a trip to Domino City and believe in the heart of the cards for a rivalry so fierce it transcends time itself.

This week I discuss Dragon Ball super focusing on Dub vs Sub and the good and bad character arcs in the series.

I'm back, but with something a bit different, welcome to You Have Failed Some More with SaiyanVader. I still had more to say on the Clone Wars so here I am giving another 40 mins of pure love to Star Wars The Clone Wars.

I went over 40 hours without sleep to binge watch Star Wars on May the 4th, so here is my sleep deprived Clone Wars talk... I miss it already.

A bit different this week as I talk about what has been getting me through the quarantine and discuss how we as people have reacted to it.