Absurd Hypotheticals

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms move to their own islands! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:29 - Chris's Answer - Less People Same Islands00:16:29 - Marcus's Answer - Same People Same Islands 00:29:08 - Ben's Answer - Same People More Islands 00:41:43 - Would you rather: have to catch a live turkey using only your hands OR empty the insides of the world's heaviest pumpkin? 00:52:44 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms watch Halloween movies! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:02 - Ben's Movie - Ghostbusters 00:16:59 - Chris's Movie - Legend of Sleepy Hollow 00:29:44 - Marcus's Movie - Hocus Pocus 00:43:18 - Would you rather: go trick-or-treating with a werewolf OR zombie? 00:52:30 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms trick or treat! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:20 - Chris's Monster - It 00:12:55 - Ben's Monster - The Thing 00:23:18 - Marcus's Monster - Gremlins 00:31:34 - Trick or Treat! 00:59:07 - Would you rather: have it rain candy corn OR snickers? 01:08:55 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms take on another lightning round! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:14 - What if all fortune cookies came true? 00:09:37 - What if all sports were played in a hamster ball? 00:11:28 - What if the ocean was full of soup? 00:17:31 - What if all animals moo'd? 00:20:50 - What if all springs were hot springs? 00:23:18 - What if all animals grew like goldfish? 00:30:00 - What if you could only use one of your five senses at a time? 00:35:38 - What if all planes had to dogfight? 00:40:49 - Would you rather: talk like Yoda OR breathe like Darth Vader? 00:48:05 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms tackle children's books! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:34 - Marcus's Answer - The Very Hungry Caterpillar 00:12:12 - Ben's Answer - Yurtle the Turtle 00:26:32 - Chris's Answer - Where's Waldo 00:42:08 - Would you rather: sweat maple syrup OR cry strawberry jam? 00:54:32 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms struggle to pronounce Scandinavian words! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:49 - Chris's Answer - Creation 00:16:31 - Ben's Answer - Gold Rings 00:27:52 - Marcus's Answer - Ragnarok 00:42:58 - Would you rather: be a reverse centaur OR a reverse mermaid? 00:48:59 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms give up crime and open a restaurant! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:11 - Marcus's Answer - Ocean's Eleven 00:13:23 - Chris's Answer - Mission Impossible 00:25:55 - Ben's Answer - Fast and Furious 00:39:39 - The Winner 00:45:27 - Would you rather: only eat food that has never been cooked OR only eat food that has been cooked? 00:50:08 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms freeze over in the next ice age! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:08 - Ben's Answer - Heating 00:16:03 - Chris's Answer - Food 00:26:29 - Marcus's Answer - Ocean 00:34:11 - Would you rather: sniff butts like a dog when you meet someone new OR eat dog food every night for dinner? 00:46:28 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms build everything with paper! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:51 - Chris's Answer - Paper Airplanes 00:15:55 - Marcus's Answer - Paper Computers 00:31:45 - Ben's Answer - Making Paper with Paper 00:41:58 - Would you rather: your only mode of transportation be a donkey OR a giraffe? 00:51:42 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms get dumb superpowers again! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:43 - Chris's Fighter - Ms. Move 00:08:47 - Ben's Fighter - Braking News 00:14:48 - Marcus's Fighter - Hagatha 00:19:41 - The Fight00:50:51 - Spin the Wheel 00:53:20 - Would you rather: dress up like Santa and scare kids on Christmas OR dress up like Cupid and terrorize couples on Valentine's Day? 00:57:54 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms talk about Tom Cruise movies! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:21 - Marcus's Trainer - Obi Wan Kenobi 00:11:38 - Chris's Trainer - Morpheus 00:15:56 - Ben's Trainer - Phil (Hercules) 00:26:18 - The Fight00:50:09 - Spin the Wheel 00:52:01 - Would you rather: be a skeleton OR a vampire? 00:57:29 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms talk about Tom Cruise movies! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:08 - Ben's Answer - Top Gun 00:15:00 - Marcus's Answer - War of the Worlds 00:25:40 - Chris's Answer - Minority Report 00:34:49 - Would you rather: slow down time OR speed up time? 00:40:30 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms have Jedi powers! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:38 - Chris's Answer - Tutaminis 00:11:54 - Ben's Answer - Jedi Mind Trick 00:24:06 - Marcus's Answer - Force Choke 00:37:55 - Would you rather: steal a cop car OR a fire truck? 00:43:54 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Marcus's wedding has us busier than expected. Because of this, we have decided to extend our hiatus a bit longer. Our new return date is June 6. See you soon!

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms are tackle another lightning round! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:29 - What if everyone lived in a trash can? 00:13:15 - What if you had a tail? 00:17:42 - What if everyone had a tail? 00:19:44 - What if we forgot everything we knew about animals and plants? 00:24:23 - What if you lived in a sand castle? 00:31:32 - What if all animals had stingers? 00:41:31 - What if half-lives were much shorter? 00:47:35 - Would you rather: always be filled with hunger OR hatred? 00:52:35 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms are smellier! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:28 - Chris's Answer - Loud 00:10:42 - Ben's Answer - Bright 00:20:30 - Marcus's Answer - Smelly 00:29:12 - Would you rather: be able to remember everything perfectly OR be able to see one hour into the future? 00:42:53 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms commit crimes with Disney princesses! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:43 - Ben's Answer - Cinderella 00:11:49 - Chris's Answer - Mulan 00:22:02 - Marcus's Answer - Elsa 00:34:31 - The Best Crime Spree 00:46:55 - Would you rather: have an extra eye OR an extra arm? 00:54:14 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms soak up the sun! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:30 - Ben's Answer - Could We Survive? 00:11:56 - Marcus's Answer - Animals 00:29:03 - Chris's Answer - Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide 00:40:23 - Would you rather: never be tired but need to sleep 15 hours a day OR always be tired but only have to sleep 4 hours a day? 00:46:27 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms anger the Greek gods! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:00 - Marcus's Answer - Mount Olympus and the Gods 00:14:07 - Ben's Answer - The Hydra 00:24:37 - Chris's Answer - The Fates 00:34:22 - Would you rather: have an evil twin OR an evil child? 00:41:07 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms train dogs! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:58 - Chris's Answer - Poker 00:14:29 - Ben's Answer - Air Bud 00:27:51 - Marcus's Answer - Smell 00:40:23 - Would you rather: always type OR always write by hand? 00:45:55 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms have secret identities! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:41 - Ben's Fighter - Batman 00:07:13 - Chris's Fighter - Agent 47 00:13:41 - Marcus's Fighter - Light Yagami 00:17:33 - The Fight 00:48:07 - The Results 00:51:30 - Would you rather: burp bubbles OR fart green fumes? 00:54:37 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms play with gadgets…Batman's gadgets! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:43 - Marcus's Answer - Batmobile 00:14:33 - Chris's Answer - Bat Signal 00:27:06 - Ben's Answer - Bat Shark Repellent 00:36:27 - Would you rather: have a duck that oinks OR a pig that quacks? 00:43:52 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms improve tennis! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:05 - Chris's Answer - Long Rallies 00:10:37 - Ben's Answer - Soccer 00:18:43 - Marcus's Answer - Electrons 00:30:29 - Would you rather: play a highly competitive game of Red Rover OR musical chairs? 00:39:55 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms watch mascots play football! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:50 - AFC Wild Card Playoffs 00:28:54 - AFC Divisional Playoffs 00:35:29 - AFC Championship 00:37:07 - NFC Wild Card Playoffs 00:56:17 - NFC Divisional Playoffs 01:01:35 - NFC Championship 01:03:14 - Super Bowl 01:08:18 - Would you rather: play a highly competitive game of Red Rover OR musical chairs? 01:12:59 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms call the plumber! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:05 - What if clouds were solid/semi-solid? 00:07:52 - What if the internet broke? 00:15:15 - What if you had a maximum number of steps per day? 00:21:47 - What if all toilets disappeared overnight? 00:27:22 - What if all dogs were as big as Clifford? 00:31:08 - What if all animals and plants produced milk? 00:35:06 - What if the speed of all animals reversed? 00:37:51 - What if all shopping was done with claw machines? 00:41:04 - What if all shopping was done with loot boxes? 00:47:00 - Would you rather: lose feeling in your legs OR or your arms for a week? 00:51:54 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode159Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms mash together lots of questions from 2021! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:18 - Chris's Answer - Spider-Man/No Concrete/Animals Fly 00:16:46 - Ben's Answer - Water Power/Rain Forever/Fludd 00:28:56 - Marcus's Answer - Hockey/100 MPH/Deserts Are Desserts 00:39:22 - Would you rather: get motion sickness every time you run OR green slime shoot out of your nose when you sneeze? 00:46:24 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode158Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms it is Christmas, because every day is Christmas! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:21 - Ben's Answer - Christmas Lights 00:12:47 - Marcus's Answer - Christmas Trees 00:22:42 - Chris's Answer - Christmas Day 00:30:47 - Would you rather: eat cereal with eggnog OR eat a candy cane sandwich? 00:39:00 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode157Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms it rains forever! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:48 - Chris's Answer - Flooding 00:12:07 - Marcus's Answer - Prehistoric 00:23:21 - Ben's Answer - Snow 00:35:47 - Would you rather: have it rain honey OR oil? 00:41:56 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode156 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms watch animals run really slow and really fast! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:36 - Ben's Answer - 1 mph 00:11:26 - Marcus's Answer - 10 mph 00:20:46 - Chris's Answer - 100 mph 00:32:06 - Would you rather: be an experimental patient for cryogenics OR human cloning? 00:39:41 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode155 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms pit three giant robots against each other! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:18 - Marcus's Answer - Mechagodzilla 00:11:19 - Chris's Answer - Voltron 00:20:13 - Ben's Answer - Jaegers 00:30:23 - The Fight 00:53:43 - Would you rather: write greeting cards OR write obituaries for a living? 01:00:13 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode154 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms pit some famous robots against each other! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:08 - Ben's Answer - Terminator 00:11:51 - Chris's Answer - Astro Boy 00:23:36 - Marcus's Answer - Bender 00:29:06 - The Fight 00:47:00 - Would you rather: never use a knife OR never use a spoon? 00:52:40 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode153 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms return to some old questions! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:58 - Marcus's Answer - Zero Gravity Water Polo 00:12:49 - Chris's Answer - Lego House 00:23:25 - Ben's Answer - Spaghetti Bridge 00:35:32 - Would you rather: eliminate paper products OR eliminate emissions? 00:41:31 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode152 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms stop doing very important things! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:21 - Marcus's Answer - Eat/Drink 00:12:46 - Chris's Answer - Sleep 00:23:31 - Ben's Answer - Breathe 00:34:56 - Would you rather: enter a boxing match with no gloves OR a soccer game with no shoes? 00:41:01 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode151 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms improve sports that don't exist! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:06 - Marcus's Answer - Quidditch 00:14:02 - Ben's Answer - Pokemon Battles 00:24:41 - Chris's Answer - Podracing 00:33:45 - Would you rather: 5% of the population have telepathy OR telekinesis? 00:41:13 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer a whole bunch of questions in another lighting round! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:09 - What if dogs played poker? 00:07:16 - What if it rained cats and dogs? 00:13:14 - What if all doors were random? 00:21:13 - What if everyone disappeared for a year? 00:24:29 - What if all light bulbs disappeared? 00:28:15 - What if all writing changed languages overnight? 00:30:54 - What if all writing was permanent? 00:34:15 - What if you could breathe fire? 00:38:30 - What if all animals laid eggs? 00:45:44 - Would you rather: have a big head with a small body OR a big body with a small head? 00:50:05 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Ben Storms, and special guest Alex Williams ask really weird bug related questions! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:08 - Marcus's Answer - What if all animals had eight legs? 00:14:20 - Alex's Answer - What if all animals had their own cicada cycle? 00:24:05 - Ben's Answer - What if all animals were caterpillars? 00:36:10 - Would you rather: your voice sound like Elmo OR Kermit the Frog? 00:37:20 - Would you rather (a better one): be a penguin OR otter? 00:43:02 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Ben Storms, and special guest Alex Williams choose more random superpowers and fight to the death!Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:34 - Ben's Fighter - Mr. Ed 00:09:20 - Marcus's Fighter - Starburst 00:14:12 - Alex's Fighter - Speed Hog 00:17:09 - The Fight 00:39:13 - Would you rather: have horse physiology, warthog physiology, or Pleiades physiology? 00:44:12 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Due to our busy schedules, we have decided to extend our hiatus a bit longer. Our new return date is October 11. We're excited to be back. See you then!

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if Earth spun 10x faster? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:39 - Ben's Answer - Day/Night Cycle 00:15:40 - Chris's Answer - Gravity 00:26:17 - Marcus's Answer - Magnetic Field 00:35:30 - Would you rather: have a 10 inch long belly button that sways to music OR accordions for legs? 00:42:43 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if all continents were connected? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:20 - Marcus's Answer - Climate 00:13:51 - Ben's Answer - Exploration 00:26:52 - Chris's Answer - Species 00:37:46 - Would you rather: stand in a long line for 3 hours OR sit through traffic for 3 hours? 00:42:01 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if everything was human-powered? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:23 - Chris's Answer - Human Power 00:17:37 - Ben's Answer - Steam Power 00:28:35 - Marcus's Answer - Nuclear Power 00:45:21 - Would you rather: never be able to wear pants OR shoes? 00:51:13 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms choose more random superpowers and fight to the death!Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:46 - Chris's Fighter - Handyman 00:10:28 - Marcus's Fighter - The Compromiser 00:16:49 - Ben's Fighter - The Almighty Bonk 00:21:59 - The Fight 00:47:02 - Would you rather: find all your missing socks OR never lose your favorite pen again? 00:54:04 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if concrete didn't exist? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:35 - Marcus’s Answer - Buildings 00:10:14 - Chris’s Answer - History 00:23:45 - Ben’s Answer - Sand 00:32:19 - Would you rather: cover all of your food in gravy OR cheese? 00:39:23 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if nothing was transparent? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:14 - Ben’s Answer - Windshields 00:12:05 - Chris’s Answer - Light Bulbs 00:22:14 - Marcus’s Answer - The Ocean 00:34:16 - Would you rather: have skin like a cactus OR pineapple? 00:45:00 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:How would you improve hockey? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:20 - Chris’s Answer - Air Hockey 00:11:55 - Ben’s Answer - More Goalies 00:21:26 - Marcus’s Answer - 3 Phases of Water 00:33:28 - Would you rather: always be 20 minutes late OR 2 hours early? 00:40:34 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer a whole bunch of questions in another lighting round! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:29 - What if all worms were gummy worms? 00:07:18 - What if all rocks were pop rocks? 00:13:01 - What if everyone turned into their costume? 00:19:20 - What if a black cat was following you? 00:22:38 - What if no one had thumbs? 00:27:29 - What if all animals had thumbs? 00:30:10 - What if the Thanos snap was real? 00:33:30 - What if there were no diseases? 00:36:50 - Design the perfect pyramid trap. 00:40:44 - Would you rather: have the ability to hibernate like a bear OR chew through things like a beaver? 00:46:58 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if Keanu Reeves movies were real? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:53 - Marcus’s Answer - The Matrix 00:15:53 - Ben’s Answer - Speed 00:31:32 - Chris’s Answer - Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure 00:51:27 - Would you rather: speak to birds OR fish? 00:57:51 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:Which action figure would win in a fight? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:23 - Ben’s Fighter - Stretch Armstrong 00:11:26 - Marcus’s Fighter - G.I. Joe 00:20:30 - Chris’s Fighter - He-Man 00:29:13 - The Fight 00:49:58 - Would you rather: travel through time OR space? 00:58:21 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if every animal could fly? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:46 - Chris’s Answer - Windows 00:12:01 - Marcus’s Answer - Sea Creatures 00:22:17 - Ben’s Answer - Diving 00:34:32 - Would you rather: plants eat humans OR birds attack humans? 00:38:36 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if all mail stopped? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:08 - Marcus’s Answer - Castles 00:18:19 - Ben’s Answer - Igloos 00:30:11 - Chris’s Answer - Trees 00:43:27 - Would you rather: Castles OR Igloos Or Trees? 00:50:00 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if video game items were real? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:44 - Marcus’s Answer - Can we do it ourselves? 00:16:59 - Ben’s Answer - US Postal Inspection Service 00:26:28 - Chris’s Answer - Letters to Santa 00:36:48 - Would you rather: Gotham OR Atlantis be real? 00:47:08 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype