Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.
Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, Ben Storms
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms move to their own islands! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:29 - Chris's Answer - Less People Same Islands00:16:29 - Marcus's Answer - Same People Same Islands 00:29:08 - Ben's Answer - Same People More Islands 00:41:43 - Would you rather: have to catch a live turkey using only your hands OR empty the insides of the world's heaviest pumpkin? 00:52:44 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms watch Halloween movies! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:02 - Ben's Movie - Ghostbusters 00:16:59 - Chris's Movie - Legend of Sleepy Hollow 00:29:44 - Marcus's Movie - Hocus Pocus 00:43:18 - Would you rather: go trick-or-treating with a werewolf OR zombie? 00:52:30 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms trick or treat! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:20 - Chris's Monster - It 00:12:55 - Ben's Monster - The Thing 00:23:18 - Marcus's Monster - Gremlins 00:31:34 - Trick or Treat! 00:59:07 - Would you rather: have it rain candy corn OR snickers? 01:08:55 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms take on another lightning round! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:14 - What if all fortune cookies came true? 00:09:37 - What if all sports were played in a hamster ball? 00:11:28 - What if the ocean was full of soup? 00:17:31 - What if all animals moo'd? 00:20:50 - What if all springs were hot springs? 00:23:18 - What if all animals grew like goldfish? 00:30:00 - What if you could only use one of your five senses at a time? 00:35:38 - What if all planes had to dogfight? 00:40:49 - Would you rather: talk like Yoda OR breathe like Darth Vader? 00:48:05 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms tackle children's books! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:34 - Marcus's Answer - The Very Hungry Caterpillar 00:12:12 - Ben's Answer - Yurtle the Turtle 00:26:32 - Chris's Answer - Where's Waldo 00:42:08 - Would you rather: sweat maple syrup OR cry strawberry jam? 00:54:32 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms struggle to pronounce Scandinavian words! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:49 - Chris's Answer - Creation 00:16:31 - Ben's Answer - Gold Rings 00:27:52 - Marcus's Answer - Ragnarok 00:42:58 - Would you rather: be a reverse centaur OR a reverse mermaid? 00:48:59 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms give up crime and open a restaurant! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:11 - Marcus's Answer - Ocean's Eleven 00:13:23 - Chris's Answer - Mission Impossible 00:25:55 - Ben's Answer - Fast and Furious 00:39:39 - The Winner 00:45:27 - Would you rather: only eat food that has never been cooked OR only eat food that has been cooked? 00:50:08 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms freeze over in the next ice age! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:08 - Ben's Answer - Heating 00:16:03 - Chris's Answer - Food 00:26:29 - Marcus's Answer - Ocean 00:34:11 - Would you rather: sniff butts like a dog when you meet someone new OR eat dog food every night for dinner? 00:46:28 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms build everything with paper! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:51 - Chris's Answer - Paper Airplanes 00:15:55 - Marcus's Answer - Paper Computers 00:31:45 - Ben's Answer - Making Paper with Paper 00:41:58 - Would you rather: your only mode of transportation be a donkey OR a giraffe? 00:51:42 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms get dumb superpowers again! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:43 - Chris's Fighter - Ms. Move 00:08:47 - Ben's Fighter - Braking News 00:14:48 - Marcus's Fighter - Hagatha 00:19:41 - The Fight00:50:51 - Spin the Wheel 00:53:20 - Would you rather: dress up like Santa and scare kids on Christmas OR dress up like Cupid and terrorize couples on Valentine's Day? 00:57:54 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms talk about Tom Cruise movies! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:21 - Marcus's Trainer - Obi Wan Kenobi 00:11:38 - Chris's Trainer - Morpheus 00:15:56 - Ben's Trainer - Phil (Hercules) 00:26:18 - The Fight00:50:09 - Spin the Wheel 00:52:01 - Would you rather: be a skeleton OR a vampire? 00:57:29 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms talk about Tom Cruise movies! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:08 - Ben's Answer - Top Gun 00:15:00 - Marcus's Answer - War of the Worlds 00:25:40 - Chris's Answer - Minority Report 00:34:49 - Would you rather: slow down time OR speed up time? 00:40:30 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms have Jedi powers! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:38 - Chris's Answer - Tutaminis 00:11:54 - Ben's Answer - Jedi Mind Trick 00:24:06 - Marcus's Answer - Force Choke 00:37:55 - Would you rather: steal a cop car OR a fire truck? 00:43:54 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Marcus's wedding has us busier than expected. Because of this, we have decided to extend our hiatus a bit longer. Our new return date is June 6. See you soon!
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms are tackle another lightning round! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:29 - What if everyone lived in a trash can? 00:13:15 - What if you had a tail? 00:17:42 - What if everyone had a tail? 00:19:44 - What if we forgot everything we knew about animals and plants? 00:24:23 - What if you lived in a sand castle? 00:31:32 - What if all animals had stingers? 00:41:31 - What if half-lives were much shorter? 00:47:35 - Would you rather: always be filled with hunger OR hatred? 00:52:35 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms are smellier! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:28 - Chris's Answer - Loud 00:10:42 - Ben's Answer - Bright 00:20:30 - Marcus's Answer - Smelly 00:29:12 - Would you rather: be able to remember everything perfectly OR be able to see one hour into the future? 00:42:53 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms commit crimes with Disney princesses! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:43 - Ben's Answer - Cinderella 00:11:49 - Chris's Answer - Mulan 00:22:02 - Marcus's Answer - Elsa 00:34:31 - The Best Crime Spree 00:46:55 - Would you rather: have an extra eye OR an extra arm? 00:54:14 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms soak up the sun! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:30 - Ben's Answer - Could We Survive? 00:11:56 - Marcus's Answer - Animals 00:29:03 - Chris's Answer - Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide 00:40:23 - Would you rather: never be tired but need to sleep 15 hours a day OR always be tired but only have to sleep 4 hours a day? 00:46:27 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms anger the Greek gods! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:00 - Marcus's Answer - Mount Olympus and the Gods 00:14:07 - Ben's Answer - The Hydra 00:24:37 - Chris's Answer - The Fates 00:34:22 - Would you rather: have an evil twin OR an evil child? 00:41:07 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms train dogs! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:58 - Chris's Answer - Poker 00:14:29 - Ben's Answer - Air Bud 00:27:51 - Marcus's Answer - Smell 00:40:23 - Would you rather: always type OR always write by hand? 00:45:55 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms have secret identities! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:41 - Ben's Fighter - Batman 00:07:13 - Chris's Fighter - Agent 47 00:13:41 - Marcus's Fighter - Light Yagami 00:17:33 - The Fight 00:48:07 - The Results 00:51:30 - Would you rather: burp bubbles OR fart green fumes? 00:54:37 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms play with gadgets…Batman's gadgets! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:43 - Marcus's Answer - Batmobile 00:14:33 - Chris's Answer - Bat Signal 00:27:06 - Ben's Answer - Bat Shark Repellent 00:36:27 - Would you rather: have a duck that oinks OR a pig that quacks? 00:43:52 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms improve tennis! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:05 - Chris's Answer - Long Rallies 00:10:37 - Ben's Answer - Soccer 00:18:43 - Marcus's Answer - Electrons 00:30:29 - Would you rather: play a highly competitive game of Red Rover OR musical chairs? 00:39:55 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms watch mascots play football! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:50 - AFC Wild Card Playoffs 00:28:54 - AFC Divisional Playoffs 00:35:29 - AFC Championship 00:37:07 - NFC Wild Card Playoffs 00:56:17 - NFC Divisional Playoffs 01:01:35 - NFC Championship 01:03:14 - Super Bowl 01:08:18 - Would you rather: play a highly competitive game of Red Rover OR musical chairs? 01:12:59 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms call the plumber! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:05 - What if clouds were solid/semi-solid? 00:07:52 - What if the internet broke? 00:15:15 - What if you had a maximum number of steps per day? 00:21:47 - What if all toilets disappeared overnight? 00:27:22 - What if all dogs were as big as Clifford? 00:31:08 - What if all animals and plants produced milk? 00:35:06 - What if the speed of all animals reversed? 00:37:51 - What if all shopping was done with claw machines? 00:41:04 - What if all shopping was done with loot boxes? 00:47:00 - Would you rather: lose feeling in your legs OR or your arms for a week? 00:51:54 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode159Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms mash together lots of questions from 2021! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:18 - Chris's Answer - Spider-Man/No Concrete/Animals Fly 00:16:46 - Ben's Answer - Water Power/Rain Forever/Fludd 00:28:56 - Marcus's Answer - Hockey/100 MPH/Deserts Are Desserts 00:39:22 - Would you rather: get motion sickness every time you run OR green slime shoot out of your nose when you sneeze? 00:46:24 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode158Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms it is Christmas, because every day is Christmas! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:21 - Ben's Answer - Christmas Lights 00:12:47 - Marcus's Answer - Christmas Trees 00:22:42 - Chris's Answer - Christmas Day 00:30:47 - Would you rather: eat cereal with eggnog OR eat a candy cane sandwich? 00:39:00 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode157Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms it rains forever! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:48 - Chris's Answer - Flooding 00:12:07 - Marcus's Answer - Prehistoric 00:23:21 - Ben's Answer - Snow 00:35:47 - Would you rather: have it rain honey OR oil? 00:41:56 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode156 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms watch animals run really slow and really fast! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:36 - Ben's Answer - 1 mph 00:11:26 - Marcus's Answer - 10 mph 00:20:46 - Chris's Answer - 100 mph 00:32:06 - Would you rather: be an experimental patient for cryogenics OR human cloning? 00:39:41 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode155 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms pit three giant robots against each other! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:18 - Marcus's Answer - Mechagodzilla 00:11:19 - Chris's Answer - Voltron 00:20:13 - Ben's Answer - Jaegers 00:30:23 - The Fight 00:53:43 - Would you rather: write greeting cards OR write obituaries for a living? 01:00:13 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode154 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms pit some famous robots against each other! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:08 - Ben's Answer - Terminator 00:11:51 - Chris's Answer - Astro Boy 00:23:36 - Marcus's Answer - Bender 00:29:06 - The Fight 00:47:00 - Would you rather: never use a knife OR never use a spoon? 00:52:40 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode153 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms return to some old questions! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:58 - Marcus's Answer - Zero Gravity Water Polo 00:12:49 - Chris's Answer - Lego House 00:23:25 - Ben's Answer - Spaghetti Bridge 00:35:32 - Would you rather: eliminate paper products OR eliminate emissions? 00:41:31 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode152 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms stop doing very important things! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:21 - Marcus's Answer - Eat/Drink 00:12:46 - Chris's Answer - Sleep 00:23:31 - Ben's Answer - Breathe 00:34:56 - Would you rather: enter a boxing match with no gloves OR a soccer game with no shoes? 00:41:01 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode151 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms improve sports that don't exist! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:06 - Marcus's Answer - Quidditch 00:14:02 - Ben's Answer - Pokemon Battles 00:24:41 - Chris's Answer - Podracing 00:33:45 - Would you rather: 5% of the population have telepathy OR telekinesis? 00:41:13 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer a whole bunch of questions in another lighting round! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:09 - What if dogs played poker? 00:07:16 - What if it rained cats and dogs? 00:13:14 - What if all doors were random? 00:21:13 - What if everyone disappeared for a year? 00:24:29 - What if all light bulbs disappeared? 00:28:15 - What if all writing changed languages overnight? 00:30:54 - What if all writing was permanent? 00:34:15 - What if you could breathe fire? 00:38:30 - What if all animals laid eggs? 00:45:44 - Would you rather: have a big head with a small body OR a big body with a small head? 00:50:05 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Ben Storms, and special guest Alex Williams ask really weird bug related questions! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:08 - Marcus's Answer - What if all animals had eight legs? 00:14:20 - Alex's Answer - What if all animals had their own cicada cycle? 00:24:05 - Ben's Answer - What if all animals were caterpillars? 00:36:10 - Would you rather: your voice sound like Elmo OR Kermit the Frog? 00:37:20 - Would you rather (a better one): be a penguin OR otter? 00:43:02 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Ben Storms, and special guest Alex Williams choose more random superpowers and fight to the death!Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:34 - Ben's Fighter - Mr. Ed 00:09:20 - Marcus's Fighter - Starburst 00:14:12 - Alex's Fighter - Speed Hog 00:17:09 - The Fight 00:39:13 - Would you rather: have horse physiology, warthog physiology, or Pleiades physiology? 00:44:12 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Due to our busy schedules, we have decided to extend our hiatus a bit longer. Our new return date is October 11. We're excited to be back. See you then!
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if Earth spun 10x faster? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:39 - Ben's Answer - Day/Night Cycle 00:15:40 - Chris's Answer - Gravity 00:26:17 - Marcus's Answer - Magnetic Field 00:35:30 - Would you rather: have a 10 inch long belly button that sways to music OR accordions for legs? 00:42:43 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if all continents were connected? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:20 - Marcus's Answer - Climate 00:13:51 - Ben's Answer - Exploration 00:26:52 - Chris's Answer - Species 00:37:46 - Would you rather: stand in a long line for 3 hours OR sit through traffic for 3 hours? 00:42:01 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if everything was human-powered? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:23 - Chris's Answer - Human Power 00:17:37 - Ben's Answer - Steam Power 00:28:35 - Marcus's Answer - Nuclear Power 00:45:21 - Would you rather: never be able to wear pants OR shoes? 00:51:13 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms choose more random superpowers and fight to the death!Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:46 - Chris's Fighter - Handyman 00:10:28 - Marcus's Fighter - The Compromiser 00:16:49 - Ben's Fighter - The Almighty Bonk 00:21:59 - The Fight 00:47:02 - Would you rather: find all your missing socks OR never lose your favorite pen again? 00:54:04 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if concrete didn't exist? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:35 - Marcus’s Answer - Buildings 00:10:14 - Chris’s Answer - History 00:23:45 - Ben’s Answer - Sand 00:32:19 - Would you rather: cover all of your food in gravy OR cheese? 00:39:23 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if nothing was transparent? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:14 - Ben’s Answer - Windshields 00:12:05 - Chris’s Answer - Light Bulbs 00:22:14 - Marcus’s Answer - The Ocean 00:34:16 - Would you rather: have skin like a cactus OR pineapple? 00:45:00 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:How would you improve hockey? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:20 - Chris’s Answer - Air Hockey 00:11:55 - Ben’s Answer - More Goalies 00:21:26 - Marcus’s Answer - 3 Phases of Water 00:33:28 - Would you rather: always be 20 minutes late OR 2 hours early? 00:40:34 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer a whole bunch of questions in another lighting round! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:29 - What if all worms were gummy worms? 00:07:18 - What if all rocks were pop rocks? 00:13:01 - What if everyone turned into their costume? 00:19:20 - What if a black cat was following you? 00:22:38 - What if no one had thumbs? 00:27:29 - What if all animals had thumbs? 00:30:10 - What if the Thanos snap was real? 00:33:30 - What if there were no diseases? 00:36:50 - Design the perfect pyramid trap. 00:40:44 - Would you rather: have the ability to hibernate like a bear OR chew through things like a beaver? 00:46:58 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if Keanu Reeves movies were real? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:53 - Marcus’s Answer - The Matrix 00:15:53 - Ben’s Answer - Speed 00:31:32 - Chris’s Answer - Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure 00:51:27 - Would you rather: speak to birds OR fish? 00:57:51 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:Which action figure would win in a fight? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:23 - Ben’s Fighter - Stretch Armstrong 00:11:26 - Marcus’s Fighter - G.I. Joe 00:20:30 - Chris’s Fighter - He-Man 00:29:13 - The Fight 00:49:58 - Would you rather: travel through time OR space? 00:58:21 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if every animal could fly? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:46 - Chris’s Answer - Windows 00:12:01 - Marcus’s Answer - Sea Creatures 00:22:17 - Ben’s Answer - Diving 00:34:32 - Would you rather: plants eat humans OR birds attack humans? 00:38:36 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if all mail stopped? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:08 - Marcus’s Answer - Castles 00:18:19 - Ben’s Answer - Igloos 00:30:11 - Chris’s Answer - Trees 00:43:27 - Would you rather: Castles OR Igloos Or Trees? 00:50:00 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if video game items were real? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:44 - Marcus’s Answer - Can we do it ourselves? 00:16:59 - Ben’s Answer - US Postal Inspection Service 00:26:28 - Chris’s Answer - Letters to Santa 00:36:48 - Would you rather: Gotham OR Atlantis be real? 00:47:08 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype