Awkward Moms Club

If an AI clone (of yourself) was affordable and available, would you have one? And why would you choose a robin williams skin suit? Murder or mordor. Burning questions return. 

like damn, that carrot cake cookie is fire. or carrot cock....we're back! so sorry for the pause. hope you're good.

What's the worst crime? Crumbl recap, and an accidental delete. Did you have a high school nightmare? 

Crumbl this week review, 90s nostalgia, ALL THAT, Pierre Escargot & Ask Ashley. 127 inches. Still ISO a producer and the rambling. 

Digeredoo at AJs, What REALLY happened to Dave Hollis? Trace that "human" hair extension back to the head. I-O-I-O. Crumbl crumbled our hearts this week. D+ at best. 

How many times have you seen the titanic? Nuuly and Vegas and is Christia the one to assault Busta Rhymes? Karaoke at AJs.  Jake and Ashley's Love Day! 

What do Jojos and THE Jojo have in common? Matcha and other interesting drinks. Afternoon tequila and all the funny things

Why is it called a layover? Should be called a fuckover. ORDER the churro cookie. You're welcome

edie gets a passport and world domination. bunco snacks, brit brit gets a tattoo and here for miley's petty.

just like rappers of old Ashley's got hos in different area codes. Another day another boomer fight in a parking lot. What is it with 5 year old girls? 474 vs 253 & olestra fart squirts.

Subaru drama, christia's confession, bad cookie memories and crumbl cast. Also, can you grow hair on your tongue? 

We're back, bitches! Merry Christmas and happy new year! Your first dream is how your year will go and well, Christia's is gonna be wild. Crumbl of the week. 

Ashley fights a grandma, recap of Vegass, stop what you're doing and get the crumbl cookies this week! #DoubleDoorDash

Is Dolly Parton the first ever Hannah Montana? WWDollyD? And is Disneyworld 0% magic now? Winter tour woes. What happens in Vegas stays in Veg-ass. 

After Thanksgiving rehash, elf on the shelf, Christmas and did NSYNC invent Cybersex

Crumbl cast, guest host LINDSEY, little walk down memory lane thanks to a memory box from Indiana. Christia gets the right grandpa for once. 

Tay Tay and birthday cookies! Happy birthday Tia.

Ladies and gentlemen Christia is 40 for the 4th year in a row, doesn't she look great. Tell her she looks great and send cookies! 

Today we talk about Tay tay ticket woes and discuss kids peeing the bed (we will never catch up on laundry). As always  this is a crumbl cast!

tit-tanning and the gift of the magi. crumbl cast, and confessions of a swiftie 

Deep dive down the long list of Nick Cannon's baby names...and  sos we need a producer. 

An old friend of the podcast returns. Are Farrah from Teen Mom and Howie from the Backstreet Boys the same person?

ER Visits, trick or treat, and wifey material or basic human responsibilities. 

Ashley and Christia are taking a hiatus but our guest hosts are ready to rock and roll.

JLO + Ben in a full length feature film? Who's seen it...not us. Halloween party recap and 18 years.

Sweetly, dirtier, dirtier, and I would know Nora's farts anywhere. Breakthrough performance of the year, and EEJ the fashion critic.

Ashley stans for Baby Bop and might be Scooter Mcnutty. Dong Vampires and TAXES!

Touch my bosom please and watch us morph into decrepit grandmas. Bippity Boppity Bitch. Tara Reid smells like pumpkin spiced lattes and learn how Ashley got kicked out of Lenscrafters.

Happy Birthday Jake Burch!!!  Celebrity Look Alikes and Bridgerton recaps. 

let's talk about the lost child stars and yellow canary diamond ring mined from a vagina near you.  jeffrey and best books you've read.

Front fire, always and forever, still burning warm for JLO. Seriously. She's still Jenny from the block. Favorite JLO coupling? Burning Question and leave a message at the tone. Byyyyyye

Not the guy, but the show though.  John Mayer 4 ever. All john mayer, all the time but CP still STANS him with Andy. 

An ode to Kyle Crownover yet again! He's seriously the best.  And breakfast qat the caf.

Front fire and not in the good way. Speidi and are all dogs virgins? Flexidern TM

No clothes packed, oranges in sweet water, and kids forgetting shit. What are your 3 deserted island things? 

Talking about the one and only Fat One, Susan Lucci fan fic, and hire your papparazzi you'll want to be seen listening to this episode.  Also sorry, Vodka. Real Corn Nuts call us. 

Halloween costumes, 69 degrees, christina's backup dancers and more 

Is she going to jail for aiding and abetting Christia? Or is she going to jail for stealing $800 worth of panties from Victoria's Secret? OR for doing the worst Jessica Simpson impersonation ever? Tune in and find out.*DICKsclaimer: Don't listen until 6PM or so ;)

Shave your eyebrows, strap on your jock, and call Ye because we got that good good imodium for Kim. But also who is Wookie? 

Grab both of your eye patches, we are heading to a scary movie. If the movie's too much we'll head out to the parking lot for the 1st Annual Awkward Mom's Club Talent Show. We cover allowance and chores and recapping Ashley's various talent show escapades. 

It's pumpkin spice season, witches! The great debate, Starbs vs. Dunkin'. You know what you did and top Disney Cruise tips....

Did you ever perform for your family as a child? I bet it differs greatly from the way Ashely performed for her family. Pls don't ask her about this in public. And how did Christia get her feminist awakening? Listen here to find out. 

Special guest star...seriously special and celebrating our own Ashley. Nothing is off limits in this wild episode. 

Grab your jug of jungle juice and buckle up. This episode is all about surviving the rat fights and how many dick piercings the members of *NSYNC have collectively. Chris Kirkpatrick please don't send us your dick pic ;) 

Meet Ashley & Christia- We are here to bring the awkward and the fun. What exactly is a front fire? Listen to find out.

Well, is it? Find out more on this week's episode of the Awkward Mom's Club.

What do a robot with a UTI and Free Britney have in common? Listen to this week's podcast to find out.

Which one of us had an unexpected accident while on our honeymoon. Listen to this week's episode of the Awkward Mom's Club to find out!

It's true, right? Time does fly when you're in love. Today we talk about current events and hurricanes. Blissfully laundry free and sponsored by gin & seltzer.

Why are Christia's pants unbuttoned? What is that whisper song called? What songs does Kid Rock Sing? All of this and more on episode 12 of AMC.