Bitching and Wining is comedy podcast hosted by Mikayla Masihi and Zoee Wittmann. Every week you can tune into the musings of two liked minded millenials as we tackle a variety of topics from dating to true crime, over a couple generous glasses of wine that is. Clink Clink bitches.
Mikayla Masihi & Zoee Wittmann
Hello darling bitches and welcome to our 69th episode...... don't be cheeky I know what you're thinking. This week we are discussing all those super fun and lovely things that run nonstop on a loop in our brains when we are trying to fall asleep. So grab that wine and get ready for a very light session of therapy with Mikayla & Zoee where we are clearly not bitter at all.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
We are back with the part two of our Stranger Things Season 4 episode. We've watched volume two and it is safe to say we are OVERWHELMED and have a lot to say. So grab that wine and if you're anything like Mikayla, a box of tissues ... because she is sad.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
This week we are talking all about clubbing culture and things alike. We share some of our most memorable moments at the bar, tips for having fun (while staying safe), and some really wild stories from others. You'll definitely want a glass of wine in hand for this episode! Clink clink bitches.... Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
If you haven't watched Stranger Things yet... what the hell have you been up to??? Take this as a sign from the divine universe to log your ass into Netflix and start binge watching because the most recent season is BRILLIANT. This week we dive in to volume 1 of season 4 of Stranger Things. We share our favourite moments, characters, and our hopes for volume 2. So grab that wine and your best 80s outfit and listen up.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
If we had villain origin stories... these would be them. A few week's ago Mikayla's bitch of the week was about unsolicited advise and in true Bitching & Wining fashion we had much more to say on the topic. So this week we talk all about unsolicited advise from food & fitness to financial advise. Grab that wine and enjoy some bitching!Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
This week is little continuation of lasts week's episode about the service industry. But we spice it up with a handful of stories from others and ourselves to remind you just how wild being a server can get.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
This week we rehash some of our old service industry related pet peeves and stories. Mikayla shares the orange juice dilemma of 2017 and Zoee reminds us we DO NOT sit at dirty tables. We are riled the fuck up this week so grab that wine and listen up.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
Today we learn the deep and unconditional love we have for cheese. Also we talk a little shit about our favourite and least favourite celebrities.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
Hello darling bitches, this week we are equally exhausted and loud. So when you're feeling down what could possibly be better than drinking and complaining about relationships? This week we dive into our biggest red flags we look out for in prospective relationships. Grab your wine, take some notes & enjoyyyyyyy Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
This week we bring one of our favourite pass times to the podcast - Reddit Stories. We both have a wild selection of drama filled reddit stories that we share and give our opinions on. So grab that wine and get ready for the show. Warning, there is a lot of wheeze laughing in this one.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
Today we truly age ourselves in more ways than one. From outdated emoji use to Mikayla's back issues it is a rough week out here at the Bitching & Wining podcast. BUT we thought that the best way to cheer ourselves up it to get back to our roots. We provide ya'll entertainment in the best way we know how... by BITCHING. So grab your drink of choice and relax for a quality bitch sesh. Clink clink bitches ;) Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
Your favourite chaotic wenches are back and ready to party! Oh how we missed you bitches and are so grateful that you still listened even when were were not uploading. We have taken a long and very much needed break and are both in a healthy place where we can come back to recording and putting out content for you sweet babes!! This week we catch you up on where we have been and apologize for ghosting you like a couple of fuck boiz. We are glad to be back and can't wait for ya'll to hear all the new shit we get into
Who doesn't love a good bingeworthy show?? We definitely indulge over here at bitching and wining. So this week we decided to share our thoughts will y'all on our most recent favourite series, The Wilds! Sit back, relax (with a drink of course), and enjoy the spoilers!Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
We have a big boi episode for y'all this week because we are joined by our darling friend Conan Tanner from the Barbarian Noetics podcast. We were lucky enough to meet some phenomenal people and podcasters when we were out in Florida last year for Podfest and Conan is one of them! Conan shares with us all a little about himself and his experience podcasting then we dive into the super cute and casual topic of death. This is definitely one episode you don't want to miss so grab that drink and enjoy!Give Conan all your attention:Podcast: Barbarian Noetics with Conan Tanner: The Podcast Dedicated to the Human SpiritInstagram: conantannerPatreon: www.patreon.com/Noetics Buzzsprout: barbarian.buzzsprout.com Email: barbarian.noetics@gmail.comGraphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
Hi everyone, today is a special episode! As most of you know Zoee is currently in University for a social sciences degree and recently she came across a topic she wanted to touch on in an episode. So this week's episode will be focused on the discussion of food security and nutrition in Canada. We are both very proud of this episode and the opportunity to talk about something important on this platform. If you have any question, comments, concerns or even something you think we missed or didn't speak on correctly please reach out to us. We are here to not only talk but to listen and learn as well! If today's discussion at all interested you and you'd like to learn more or get involved, below are some resources where you can start.World Health OrganizationFCS (Food Secure Canada) Manitoba Gov.Food Matters ManitobaFirewood Food Co-op Community Food Resource ListCanadian Institute of Health ResearchGraphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
Helllllloooo little angels, this week we take a crack at some survivor quizzes to put our instincts to the test. So grab your drink of choice, sit back, follow along and let us know how you did!Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
This week on the bitching and wining podcast we talk a bit about safety. Just some cute tips and tricks about how not to die, maybe. Also Zoee plans her after life.. it involves parking garages for some reason. So grab your drink of choice, take a seat, and listen up!Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
Alright bitches, this week we get a lil serious with some talk on honesty but obviously we don't completely abandon our idiocy. So sit back, relax, drink and enjoy our oh so humble advice that is hopefully both useful and entertaining!Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
Hello bebs!!! We are back with episode 52 (episodes are being released out of order because I am shit at editing, sorrrrrryyyy) after our little hiatus and excited to jump right back into giving our listeners very vague and questionable advance, yay! Seriously though, we appreciate everyone's patience while we get our shit together so we can continue creating content for y'all. This week we both share some informational tidbits, some more useful than others. Grab that drink, sit back, and soak up the knowledge
It's time to celebrate in the best way we know how: conspiracies & wine! Why are we celebrating you ask? Well it happens to be our 50th MF episode!!! Thank you to everyone who listens each week we love and appreciate your support and kindness! Cheers bitches, here's to another 50 episodes
In true bitching and wining fashion we bring you a very chaotic (and late... sorry!) Christmas episode!! Arguments about eggnog ensue and extensive grinch related facts are discussed. So grab your holiday drink of choice and listen up!Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
This week we bring a bit of mystery to the podcast! We are talking about some of our favourite legendary mythical creatures. So pick up a red wine with the most mysterious looking label, grab a seat, and tune in.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
This week we ramble on about intersectional feminism and how important it is to us, and how important it should be to you! Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
This week we are back from our break to chat about how much we manage to give ourselves second hand cringe. We also want to apologize for the sub par audio, we are back in strict lockdown in our province and are back to recording separately. So grab that wine, sit back, and try to relax.... there is yelling this episode so we can't promise relaxation. Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
This is an exciting week at the Bitching & Wining Podcast because we have our first real life human guest!! For this week's episode we are joined by our good friend and talented stand up comedian Spencer Adamus. Spencer is a comedian and actor here in Winnipeg, he also is a part of the comedy sketch group Family Dinner. He has a lot to tell us from how he got into comedy to his favourite awkward moments on and off stage. So tune in to hear him talk all about his experience being a stand up comedian and also us being really terrible interviewers/harassers. Also proceed with caution because not only is this a wild episode but the audio is a little whack... sorry luv u byeeeeeeeeeSpencer's Social Media:Instagram: @comdey_man_spencerInstagram: @familydinnercomedyTwitter: @spenceradamusGraphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
Happy Halloween bitches!!!! This week we chat all about Halloween, from our favourite costumes to our favourite traditions. We even throw a few spooky stories in there for you. So grab your Halloween drink of choice and listen up :)Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
Uhhhhh I don't even know what's happening this week. Just grab a drink and try to make it through.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
Another Sunday, another episode, another hour you spend listening to us talk about and endless amount of weird topics. Also we are chain smoking grandma's now.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
Ello mates, this week we tackle a variety of topics from sugar daddies to conjoined twins. So if that sounds even remotely enticing, grab that wine and listen up.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
Well... here it is... messy as always and a lil drunk but talking about pyramid schemes this time. Also Tim is here.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
Today are feeling CWISPY.... you need to listen to ever have a chance of understanding. Please proceed with a drink.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
This week we do a lil watch and review for you guys and of course we chose one of the best films in cinematic history.... TWILIGHT. Trust me when I say this, please drink a glass of wine while listening.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
Aaaaaaaannnnnndddd we are back with another chaotic episode. This week we have an assortment of semi ridiculous topics that we tackle for your listening pleasure. So grab that wine and try to follow along.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
Welcome back bitches, this week it’s rainy out so we decided it’s far too gloomy to make our brains focus on one topic. So you are blessed with yet another rambling episode, grab that wine and try to keep up! Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
This week Mikayla and Zoee read some of your listener stories that you've sent over the past lil bit! Thank you to everyone that has shared with us, we love hearing from you guys! If you have any stories, suggestions, or even just want to say hi send us an email
It's hot out and we needed to laugh to distract us from how sticky we are, sooooo we decided to read some of our favourite.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
This week we talk mad shit about Karens and their equally terrible male counterpart, Robs. Also there are like a million tangents in this episode so buckle the fuck up baby.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
Honestly.... I can't accurately describe what happens in today's episode. This week we come to you from Mikayla's small Honda Fit where we record while on a road trip to Alberta. Grab your glass of wine everyone because you just might need to be a little tipsy in order to follow along.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
CONTENT WARNING: There is some discussion of sexual harassment, inappropriate relationships, manipulation, and pedophilia. So if those topics are at all triggering for you please skip this weeks episode and we will have some content next week that is a lot let serious in nature and safer for everyone to tune in to.This week we have a candid discussion about harassment that we've experienced lately and some thoughts about it. As well as a few tangents we go on in which we get pretty serious and passionate about what it means to live in the world as a young woman today. Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail
We have officially declared cold next day breakfast pizza as the best part of a party. This week we talk all about parties, from the cute themed ones you had in first grade to the wild staff parties. Grab that wine and get ready to paaaarrrrttttyyyyy!Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail
So apparently we can't count, this is actually episode 29 contrary to what we said during the episode! Anyways, this week we scare ourselves by watching and reading up on some true classic horror films; Poltergeist and the Exorcist! We share all the crazy things that happened during filming, after filming, and after the release of the movies. Grab that wine and let us know whether you think all these things are coincidence or the work of something a bit more sinister....
We are bringing the paranormal stories back this week for a Paranormal 2.0 episode. This time around we share some haunted places in addition to our own experiences, so grab that wine and get ready for some goosebumps.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail
Summer is fast approaching and its starting to get HOT over here. So this week Mikayla & Zoee are talking all about it; their favourite memories, activities, and suggestions to make your COVID summer a memorable one.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
Social distancing is taking a tole on our brains and this week we unleash the compilation of random shit that has been floating around in our minds. This is what happens when we don't stick to a topic.... so you'll soon see why we usually have a topic. Grab that wine and maybe get drunk you might need it to keep up. Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
As much as we hate to admit it, we binged Tiger King just like you and it was an equally horrifying and entertaining experience so why not give y'all and episode about it. This week we discuss the absolute insanity that is the Tiger King documentary AND we give you our thoughts on who we think killed Carol Baskin's husband. Grab that wine.... you're really going to need it.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
RIP to headphone users because in today's episode we get ANGRY. Being an adult is hard and quite frankly we are over it. Grab that wine and join us in an exceptionally aggressive episode about adulting.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
This week's episode of Bitching and Wining with really mediocre audio quality is brought to you by Corona Virus, Social Distancing, and viewers like you. All jokes aside, we hope everyone is staying safe and healthy right now and hopefully we can serve as a bit of a distraction to you... SO grab that wine and your favourite lipstick because this week we talk all about the beauty industry. Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
This is arguably the best episode we will ever publish in our podcasting careers because today..... we are talking about our beloved VINE. Mikayla has been waiting forever for this topic and finally the time has come, so join us in a generous glass of wine while we discuss our favourite vines.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
Attention lil bitches!!! This is our first quarantine recording so the audio isn't up to our usual standard and unfortunately there is a fair bit of background noise but we will have all the kinks ironed out for our next episodes, WE PROMISE! Thank you for being patient with us. AnYWayS, this week we are talking all about jealousy so just listen... or else. XOXO quarantine gorlsGraphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
This week we teach you all about etiquette and how to be proper bitches. Do you know which spoon to eat your salad with? Or how to behave on an elevator?? Don't worry we got you baby, just grab your wine (the fancy one not the boxed one.. because etiquette) and listen up. DON'T FORGET, PINKIES UP!!Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com
SELF CARE BAAAABBBYYY, for us its binge watching bad TV, baking, and skin care routines. This week we talk about self care; why it's important, how we do it, and suggestions for things that might help you guys during self isolation and social distancing.Graphic Design: Lauren Wittman (@laurenjellydonut)Jingle: Brandon Dover (@swish_lindros)Give us attention:Instagram: @bitching.and.winingFacebook: Bitching and WiningEmail: btchingandwiningpodcast@gmail.com