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From toilet stats you can’t un-hear (4.5 poos?!), to revenge bods, Pick the Percent chaos and Punch the Monkey going viral. Plus, wild tourist attractions (bone churches to spirit volcanoes), MAFS chat and the 200m Specific Athletics Carnival showdown.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We unpack MAFS madness, the Barkley Marathon, and the most feral food send-backs from caterpillars in salads to off parmies at the country club. Plus, dry spells get exposed (10 days to 10 years), and the Athletics Carnival delivers chaos you won’t see coming.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Moodeng to BBLs, a Winter Olympics lucky phrase, and Chris pocketing $250 on CYBB – your Monday chaos starts early. MAFS’ Alissa spills on that explosive dinner party, then we go to war over stadium spats and concert talkers. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Things almost turned physical at the Dinner Party… and we didn’t even see it. Allissa joined Bronte & Lakey to confirm there was serious tension behind the scenes, addressing the Daily Mail reports that Chris and Dave nearly came to blows. She also opened up about the apologies she received after the chaos and what really happened when the cameras weren’t rolling. If you thought the episode was explosive, wait until you hear what didn’t make it to air.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A rogue massage chair, a bikini bus ban and women being dumped by their AI husbands and that’s just before the first half. We chat to an actual astronomer about the universe, unleash full-blown house war cries, and celebrate the week in Say What?! Plus, childhood TV nostalgia hits hard as Bananas in Pyjamas makes a comeback and the team relives the shows that raised usSubscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sexy Scrolling spirals fast when Lakey admits to texting another girl at the worst possible moment, while Producer “Uncle” Harry is put on trial over the Sea Monkey saga. Add wild “one too many” stories, Bronte’s chaotic cooking results and a MAFS Danny interview.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last night’s dinner party on Married at First Sight Australia erupted into Brides Behaving Badly, with Danny dragged straight into the drama. Brooke went on a full mean-girl streak, claiming she could ruin his marriage, and bombshell comment surfaced that Danny had said Gia was his “type.” Bronte & Lakey put him on the spot and asked him directly: did he actually say it?Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI is now doing emotional labour in relationships, Etsy witches are under threat, and somehow a yoghurt spoon becomes a medical emergency. We unpack Chinese New Year rules, wild athletics carnival achievements, and whether dating a much younger flame is hot… or a hard noSubscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bronte loses her voice but not her opinions as the team put a controversial face-reading “sex compatibility” test to the test, launch the Specific Athletics Carnival, and argue over the worst pet names imaginable. Add sea monkeys, unhinged nacho recipes and a few very personal revelations, and you’ve got a Monday that escalates fast.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys get the truth out of Luke from Married at First Sight. Married at First Sight airs tonight at 7.30pm on Channel 9 and 9Now.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From a truly unhinged “bomb in the bum” story to Lakey questioning whether eggs have given him the ick. Bronte draws a hard line on whether she’s actually mid-thirties (and the callers come in hot with maths). Plus, we put opening lines to the test, dissect dating profiles, and uncover the kind of pick-up moves that somehow turn into marriages and kids.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A cheating confession stops the studio, a dating app glitch sends Olympic villages into meltdown, and Lakey tries to imagine surviving on a tradie worksite (spoiler: tools may be thrown).Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bec addressed the ongoing tension with Gia, revealing that during the first dinner party Gia claimed Bec’s husband Danny was “looking at her”, which Bec completely shut down.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From debating what the “perfect” man and woman actually look like to rescuing a stranger in the wild, this episode is all over the place in the best way. Lakey makes a very strong case for mirrors in the bedroom and Bronte talks Sea Monkey dynasties.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From toe wrestling and a wild $200k payout to a MAFS dinner party debrief straight from Gia herself, this show is chaotic in all the right ways. The team hears unbelievable overseas behaviour (including flooded villas and customs scares) before debating feng shui so hard it’s allegedly causing traffic accidentsSubscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MAFS’ Gia joins Bronte & Lakey fresh off last night’s episode and nothing is off-limits. She breaks down her head-to-head clash with Bec, what was really going through her mind in the moment, and reacts live to a surprise Valentine’s Day message from Scott Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A birthday without candles kicks things off before the team digs through their iPhone Notes and question their love lives. From brutal back-to-back injury stories to a deep dive on the most Italian names you’ve ever heard! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lakey accidentally creates a third nipple, Bronte thinks she’s won big on a scratchie (…or has she), and Producer Harry shocks everyone by threatening Bronte’s CYBB dominance. There’s a wild new dating show that removes age from the equation, toddlers doing absolutely unhinged things, and Lakey launching a confidence business mid-chaos. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the so-called sixth love language to honeymoons that went very wrong and the moment Bronte realises she’s driven off with half her life on the car roof, this show refuses to behave. Plus, the biggest CYBB win yet Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From Queensland baby names getting weirdly revealing to a brutal phone listening audit that exposed first dates and fresh break-ups, the chaos kicked off early. Fresh off his wedding airing on Married at First Sight Australia 2026, Scott McCristal joined the team in studio to unpack the experiment and whether love is actually on the cards. Plus: Ed Kavalee in Studio to talk the AACTA'sSubscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fresh off his wedding airing last night on Married at First Sight Australia 2026, Scott McCristal joins Bronte & Lakey in studio to spill what you didn’t see on TV.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bronte’s birthday sparks a full-on blowout as the team debates love songs, early birthday gripes and whether Siri is absolutely, 100% listening to us. Add a heated MAFS argument, a nasal douche deep dive you didn’t ask for, and listeners proving their phones know way too much.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s show covers everything from a jaw-dropping real-life story that sounds made up, to the strange ways people swear they’ve received signs from beyond the grave. Bronte & Lakey unpack sick-day symptoms we secretly enjoy, argue through the internet’s weirdest moments, and let the callers take things completely off the rails. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A win that raises eyebrows, a food relationship that gets very real, and a moment that proves confidence doesn’t always equal successSubscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What starts as confidence quickly turns into a test of willpower. There are rules, temptations, and a moment where everything could’ve changed. If you’ve ever thought “I’ve got this”… you’ll want to hear how that goes.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do women really want? What happens when you jam your finger somewhere it shouldn’t be? And did Lakey actually finish the Rubik’s Cube or did he just panic-lie?Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lakey learns the true meaning of “bogan,” a Rubik’s Cube world champ gives the team a pep talk, and listeners confess the wildest things found in lunchboxes.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bronte’s sick, Lakey’s outraged about January slander, and NASA wants to launch a Rubik’s Cube into space. Meanwhile, callers confess to eating chicken chips on meat pies, potato gems dipped in yoghurt, and raw potato straight from the pantry.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’ve got a $30K poo, a wannabe sea nymph on the run, and tennis players clutching their guts. Harry forces everyone into an emoji dilemma, renters rage, and listeners’ dogs prove they’re smarter than most humans.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bronte tests Lakey’s chaotic alarm hack, and Lakey chickens out of DIY surgery. Plus, we talk killer elephants, weird sexual science at 40, and the great “mansplaining cookies” debate. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stranger Things hits SNL, Beckham starts beef, and Bronte declares barrel jeans illegal for first dates. We debate donut-smelling towns, DIY stitches removal, and run a chaotic “Hold This Call” experiment.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we learned where listeners faint (hint: everywhere), that crushing watermelons with your head is a sport, and that Bronte can be burped like a babySubscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever been told you look like someone… just uglier? Today Bronte & Lakey discover their “choppelgangers,” investigate the rise of the Male Karen, and dive into some truly cursed plastic surgery storiesSubscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we learned about “breast rests,” debated the dating rules men should follow, and discovered James Morehouse apparently hates boobs. Anny drops a brutal hypothetical, kids roast adults with savage honesty, and Sweet Talk delivers another spicy twist. Plus, can you really just take one Panadol?Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A proposal goes wrong, a crowd cheers as a man gets booted in the balls, and we meet the woman who snorts all her meals through a straw. Then we settle debates no one asked for: are fake plants tacky, should you talk in elevators, and how late is too late for your first tattoo? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

$20k to meet Federer? A piano-playing octopus? And Millennials vs “Jessica”?Bronte & Lakey investigate sourdough culture wars, doctor bum taps, and creepy crawlies.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The first show of 2026 has it all: missing hospital pants, illegal cinema sampling, and a family Christmas ruined by Bad Santa. Callers confess sticker crimes, board game bans, and beauty trends get weird.Oh, and someone eats dried anchovies on live radio. Happy New Year!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A wrong delivery, a heated dating dispute, and a surprising new tax headline make this one a rollercoaster. Bronte’s arrival mishap opens the floodgates, while Lakey’s dating drama sends the phone lines into meltdownSubscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man drought, insecurity signs and words people physically can’t say take over the show.Queensland weighs in on the Colour of the Year, while smugglers keep making very dumb mistakes.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is two years the make-or-break point for love? Bronte & Lakey put the theory to the test.Callers reveal the shows they stormed out of, from movies to mega concerts.Add in friend matchmaking success stories and a Big Brother finale wrap-up and it’s a wild Tuesday.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From bisexual pigeons to Batman psychology, today’s show escalates fast.Callers reveal what they’ve been banned from and the textures they absolutely cannot touch without gagging. Then Tinder drops predictions for your 2026 love life… and it gets interesting.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Unpopular opinions explode, Schoolies overshare, and Australia’s official break-up date looms.Callers report the creatures that have wandered into their homes; including one extremely pervy python.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the science behind the “best boyfriends” to the Instagram likes audit nobody is prepared for, today’s show is pure chaos. Santa photos go horribly wrong, cameras catch way too much, and one caller exposes the truth about KFC chicken. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is liking someone’s photo cheating? Bronte & Lakey unpack the explosive poll while the public weighs in on KFC hierarchy. Recurring dreams get analysed, Uber’s biggest-ever orders get revealed, and callers share the wildest themed children’s names. It all ends with a billionaire’s pick-up line that Lakey is way too keen to try.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A nude cruise with very strict rules, a public pool horror story, and the realisation that we might be living in a simulation.Bronte cops a sleep-injury in the middle of the night, listeners share their most terrifying sleep shocks, and someone admits to… pooping in every pool in Townsville.Plus: what you absolutely can’t put down the sink, the newest Name Game tweak, and chaotic KFC order energy.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From ASMR spas to death-row hypotheticals, Monday comes in weird.Bronte & Lakey unpack the rogue childhood versions of “Jingle Bells,” hear unconventional proposal stories, and prep their KFC Christmas order.It’s festive, chaotic and very, very funny.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From a massive singles night to unhinged Schoolies street chats, today’s show is peak Friday energy.Listeners reveal what they smuggle into restaurants, how their relationships started, and one caller who takes “all you can eat” very literally. Add in a butt prank and a $50 billion bill, and you’ve got chaos in its purest form.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gay sheep, lickable wrapping paper and Hungry Jacks chaos.. Thursday is unreasonably chaotic.Bronte grapples with a gift dilemma while callers reveal their most dramatic exam-day disasters.Plus: soft toys in bed, gendered emojis and one studio moment that sends everyone into hysterics.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A sheep-smuggling stunt, a weight-guessing website, and the weirdest pet names you’ve ever heard. Producer Anny drops fresh witchcraft guidance while Bronte gets roasted for turning up early.It’s messy, magical and impossible not to listen to.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A.I. ministers, smugglers files, and Bronte’s childhood runaway story set the tone for a rogue Monday.Lakey relives an arcade flex that went horribly wrong, callers confess their biggest wins (and bans!) at claw machines, and a new impressions game steals the show.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s the day of reckoning: every Big Claim you’ve heard this week is tested live.From Harry’s bizarre challenges to Bronte’s watermelon experiment and Lakey’s Dreamworld interview, nothing goes to plan at all.If you’ve been following the claims, you cannot skip this one.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/seafm-gold-coast-breakfastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.