Brose

After seventeen years, 9,478 episodes, and 2.5 billion bottles of wine consumed, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim put a formal wrap on Brose by looking back on their time doing the show and answering a few last questions for old time's sake. Thank you all for your support of Brose. A special thanks to Mary O'Brien, Shannon Vogel, Tess Reilly, all our guest bros, and everyone else who gave us a hand in putting together this ridiculous show over the years. Our hearts - and our glasses - are full.

Now listen here, Jack: tune in to Brose with Broe Biden! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim discuss things that were fun as kids (but not now), the Shohei Ohtani scandal, ruining other people's fun, and their favorite song. Plus, the bros set some goals and make an announcement. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and the bros will come over to your house and ask YOU six random questions to answer in front of a microphone!

The most feared amphibious mammal in the sub-Saharan Africa, the hipBROpotamus! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim discuss gut feelings, the cybertruck, famous actors pre-fame, celeb crushes, and unpredictable dogs! Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Rich will use a DDR pad to play Monster Hunter: World!

Lead mutants against mankind with MagnetBRO! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim return their shopping carts to the cart carrell (or not!), get annoyed with obnoxious things online, sit in the worst seat on an airplane, and listen to guilty pleasure songs. Plus: Sean responds to the episodes he missed and challenges our egg-eating prowess? Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Tim will sing the "Gaston" song from Beauty and the Beast about any person you choose!

Playing BROny Hawk's BRO Skater 2, great soundtrack: Lights out! Guerilla RadiBRO! Rage Against the BRUHchine. This week, Matt, Rich, and Tim pivot to accusing Elon Musk of being a stupefying alien, talk all types of TV show hype, and shine a spotlight on their favorite singers pre-1970s. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Matt will cosplay as Inspector SpaceTime!

Hit the ice with Apolo Brohno! This week, Matt, Rich and Tim discuss whether public transit should be free, the funniest possible VP candidate for Donald Trump, and best pet stories. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Matt will tell you the super heart-wrenching part of the show that got cut for being, uh, too heart-wrenching! Yeah!

Watch Broku charge up his Spirit Bomb for the next several weeks on DBZ! This week, Matt, Rich, and Tim talk infamous cars and their chases, favorite insults (immature), and surprisingly thoughtful media. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Sean will give you one of the worms his daughter brought home from camping!

Remember when we were funny? Us too! Here's an example: a vintage Brose from the tail end of 2019. We kicked off our second year of doing the podcast with Tim returning from Cancun and Rich returning from a sommelier's bathtub! We'll be back soon with brand spanking new episodes - emphasis on "spanking!" -- Bro tell it on the mountain, over the hills and everywhere – It's a new Brose! Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim tackle a bounty of questions: is criticizing women who drink pumpkin-spice lattés misogynist? Would you rather have your hands turned into puppies or have everything you eat taste like your favorite ice cream? Who would play you in a movie? How would legalizing prostitution affect “incels?” (Yep!) What's your gameplan for when society crumbles as a result of the climate crisis? And what's your favorite B-movie/series? Plus, Rich goes full Maury in grilling Matt over his Eagles picks in a brand-new Sweeten Show. Huge thanks to Emily Cooper, Charlie Brehm, John Turcich, James Holland, and all who submitted questions to us for this session!

This is a brand-new episode of Brosé! . . . . . April Fools! It's an old one. Please enjoy this b-b-b-b-blast from the past! It's not the Christmas special. It's not the New Year's special. It's just a regular-ass Brosé! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim break down Australia's Great Emu Wars, dream jobs, types of fish, the worst punishments they received as a kid, songs they've memorized, and their quirks. Thanks to Amanda Hastings, Charlie Brehm, and all who submitted questions for this week's show. If you like what you hear, subscribe to use on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn, or anywhere else you can find fine podcasts. Plus, leave a 5-star rating/review for a big ol' hug!

It's a brand new episode of Last Week Tonight with John BROliver! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim discuss OCD tendencies, the ethics of zoos, who needs to get their (stuff) rocked, and lame incentives. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Matt will brew you a pot of his signature decaf coffee blend Cafe du Crap!

Celebrate St. Patty's Day a few day's late with some Irish Brotatoes (the ones with coconut)! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim talk slingin' dogs, picking a week long vacation, millennial cringe, and disappointing restaurants. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Matt will make you the best dang General Tso's chicken you've ever had!

Protect the seas with Broseidon! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim rate a dog, classify Uncrustables, give their irrationally-confident boasts, tell everyone what they're most excited for this year, and list hobbies they'd like to get back into. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Sean will get a Gold Star rating on the famed “I-95 Northeast Corridor” course in Mario Kart!

Get in touch with ground control with David BROwie! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim talk the unknown horrors of space and the ocean, best covers, favorite musicals, cursèd body parts, and leaving the country! Special thanks to Emily and everyone who submits questions! Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Tim will injure his right side for once!

Get back in touch with the wonders of plant life at the BROtanical Gardens! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim discuss getting out of your comfort zone, things they wished they liked (but don't), and their favorite myths. Plus: the shark-stingray hybrid *they* don't want you to know about! Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Rich will cross-breed two dangerous animals of your choosing for purely domestic purposes!

An episode uploading on time? Not a BRAHblem!* This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim talk the AI takeover, worst advertising, best apple, and asking for help. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Sean will ask you for a ride to the airport! *For future listeners, this episode was uploaded very late.

Congratulations! You were the last pick in the NFL draft: you're Mr. Irrelevant, BROck Purdy! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim discuss Section 230 and social media's responsbility for content on their websites. Plus: the best depictions of God in media, songs we're surprised we knew all the words to, and things we'd like to see more in video games. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and we'll give you a loot box containing up to 50 Brose Crystals to use at the Brose Secret Shop!

De-clutter with Maria CondBRO! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean, and Tim discuss favorite songs that evade playlist placement, the kick of DESTINY, six more weeks of what, and pulling an Ariel. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Richie will do a Monster Hunter battle blindfolded!

Lead a strenuous life with Teddy Broosevelt! This week, Matt, Rich Sean and Tim discuss coffee, salad bases, thinking about what you say vs. winging it, dealing with rejection, and overused tropes. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Tim will cast you in his new CBS drama about a loose-cannon cop who doesn't play by the rules!

Become a real boy with PinnochiBRO! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim talk book adaptations, becoming self-made, would you rather eat or sleep, and teaching skills. Special thanks to Mary for her question! Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Sean will make a Tom Bombadil cosplay!

Get Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close with Jonathan Safran BROer! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim discuss the best egg preparation, diving deep on the bastards of history, intervening in acquaintances' issues, and things we need to invest less money into. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Matt will drive Nick Sirianni to the airport himself!

Bro Ho Ho and a One Shot of rum! This week, Matt, Rich and Sean try something a little different (same format, less recording, went to bed early). They discuss online dating, revisit desert island picks and consider owls. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Sean will argue with your parents!

Another win for the Hartford Whalers, so it's time for Brass BROnanza! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim briefly chat about sitcoms before discussing celebrity "cancellations" that hit them the hardest, AI, name changes, comfort media consumption, and what they got for Christmas (wrong answers only). Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and all four bros will go door-to-door in your neighborhood singing Christmas carols as part of their classic "Caroling Too Late" tour!

Ride into the week on Link's horse EpBROna! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim talk podcasting advice, whether quesadilla is pizza, parents leaving out drugs, lay bare some vulnerabilities, and creating Brosé bingo cards! Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Sean will lend you a shoulder on which to cry!

Come as you are with Kurt BRObain! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim discuss the declining quality of driving, the head coach of the Buffalo Bills bringing up 9/11 in a team meeting, quintessential Christmas songs, "What am I doing?" moments, and, uh, dragons. Plus: a soupy listener question from friend of the show Alex Kasznel! (of Alex Kasznel and the Board of Directors, whose new EP "Parachute" is out now! https://alexkasznel.bandcamp.com) Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Rich will photoshop your own commissioned request for, uh, dragon pictures!

Trip over yourself to the drum BROlo from In the Air Tonight! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim talk mental health and gun ownership, firing guns, cookies, and their dream jobs as kids. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Sean will grow up to legislate!

Direct the next great Marvel flick with Jon FavBRO! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim determine the Nickelback of bananas, try to solve Taylor Swift, discuss things only they thought they liked, and things that have "jumped the shark." Plus: what "Wish Celebrity" are you? Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Matt will become death, destroyer of worlds!

Hang out in the Arctic Circle with some Brolar Bears! This week, Matt, Rich, Tim and Sean recap Tim's absence, consider the best TV bits, celebrate Mickey Mouse's birthday, and discuss which bands hold limited interest. Thanks for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5 star rating/review and Tim will improvise one Christmas song for your Nana!

Spend most your life living in a bro's paradise with Coolibro! This week, Matt, Rich and Sean discuss the worst haircuts they've ever had, simple changes to improve your life, and black coffee. Thanks for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5 star rating/review and Sean will shave your head, and his, and your friends and neighbors'! It's a shave-a-palooza!

Experience the terrifying flying dinosaur, the PterBROdactyl! This week, Matt, Rich and Sean talk the benefits of being a millennial, worst first date spots, having things planned for you, and silliest things to watch. Thank you for your continued support of Brosé, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Richie will disassemble his gaming setup and bring it to you friend's house!

Pokemon BRO to the polls - it's Election Day! While you're filling out your ballot, check out this week's episode, where, Matt, Rich and Sean discuss live sports on streaming services, getting doxxed, dream sandwiches, and why people who are elite in their profession seem to always turn out to be jerks. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Tim will send you and a dozen of your closest friends and family a modded PS2 with a 4 TB hard drive, a turbocharger, and suicide doors!

Get your blood drawn by a phleBRAHtomist! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim talk being punchy, having impulsive thoughts, and recommending books. Also, the bros answer a whole buncha qs in the first Kasznel speed-round! Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Tim will read "Little Brother" to you as you fall asleep.

Bro long with Alec BROhm! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim discuss being productive with/without your partner around, people you agree with but can't stand, the best 3-album runs by a single artist, and things they're proud of themselves for. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Matt (authentic Cajun) will make you a delicious pot of jambalaya!

Oh gosh Rick, is it the BROpocalypse?! No way *burp* Morty, it's just another episode of Brosé! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim talk dream supplemental gigs, gaps in knowledge, geopolitics, inverting your axis, and renaming the tush push. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Sean will give you a shout out during his stream (when he pees)!

Join the LAPD and team up with ColumBRO! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim discuss whether right-wing grifters believe what they say, icky slang, being neighborly, and the sick sad world of car insurance. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Tim will steal your car! But only to give it a free oil change and then return it to you.

*Bro pun* It's still Tuesday! This still counts as on schedule! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim discuss dirty underwear v dirty socks, gatekeeping, home improvements, and pronouns in space! Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Tim will invite you over to get your BRAHctober Fest on!

Be one among the fence with ClaudiBRO Sanchez! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim give and get 360 feedback on Matt-less shows, talk harboring negativity, discuss song lyrics that hit (emotionally), and consider the Band of Theseus! Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Sean will slowly replace his body piece by piece until nothing original remains!

Become a Wonderlust King with Brobrol Bordello! This week, Rich, Sean and Tim discuss spirit animals, motion sickness, recent TV shows, and more. Plus, a question from AI Matt! Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Tim will start wearing purple for you now!

As the weather gets colder, grab a pumpkin spice BRAHtte! This week, Rich, Tim, and Sean miss Matt and talk sharks, what they thought was "normal," fighting clones, and changing comedic tastes. Thank you for your continued support of Brosé, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review on your podcatcher of choice and Sean and his clone will do the dance from Wednesday! Plus: our friends at the Anchorpersons podcast are BACK with a brand new Podcast! Subscribe to Escape From Poop City on your favorite podcasting platform and listen as Charles and Stephen attempt to escape the place where pop culture meets the worst news. open.spotify.com/show/7BZxPz8ys8nmuXeN1wYw3I

Hope you all supported the Broletariat this Labor Day weekend! This week, Rich, Sean and Tim discuss the biggest time-sinks at work, age gaps in dating, and songs that have a deeper meaning than they seem. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Tim will teach you the meaning of “scat!” (He's the professor)

BROnjour! Cette semaine, Matthieu, Riche, Timothé, and Jean discutent leurs habitudes les plus étranges et dialectes familiaux, Le « millénarisme » le moins apprécié, et avoir la voix d'un personnage de dessin animé. Merci pour votre soutien continu à Brosé, disponible sur toutes les principales plateformes de podcasting. Laissez-nous une note/avis 5 étoiles sur le podcatcher de votre choix et Jean interprétera une reprise emo du Midwest "La Vie en Rose" ! Le plus : nos amis du podcast Anchorpersons sont de RETOUR avec un tout nouveau podcast ! Abonnez-vous à Escape From Poop City sur votre plateforme de podcast préférée et écoutez Charles et Stephen tenter de s'échapper de l'endroit où la culture pop rencontre les pires nouvelles. open.spotify.com/show/7BZxPz8ys8nmuXeN1wYw3I

You may never get a bear hug, but we're always ready to give you a big ‘ol bro hug! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim discuss their favorite athletes of all time, the greatest sports moment of all time, lessons they've learned from their careers, and why they eat meat. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5 star rating/review and Rich will give YOU a big ‘ol bro/bear hug!

Write a sketch with Tina Fey at 30 BRAHck! This week, Matt, Rich, Tim, and Sean talk love languages, FMK Europe Edition!, vampire policeman, and bands catching your attention. Thank you for your continued support of Brosé, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review on your podcatcher of choice and Richie will shave your head! Plus: our friends at the Anchorpersons podcast are BACK with a brand new Podcast! Subscribe to Escape From Poop City on your favorite podcasting platform and listen as Charles and Stephen attempt to escape the place where pop culture meets the worst news. open.spotify.com/show/7BZxPz8ys8nmuXeN1wYw3I

Bro! Say some naughty nursery rhymes with Brahndrew Dice Clay! This week, we discussed the murder of Tim Hanson (?), going back in time with either all your knowledge or $1 million, breaking the ice via text, Barbenheimer, and a thought expirement of infinite bliss...or infinite suffering. Thanks to Alex Kasznel (lead Alex Kasznel of Alex Kasznel and the Board of Directors) for his question! Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5 star rating/review and Tim will upload his audio to you STAT!

Be impossible to kill with BRAHsputin! This week, Matt, Rich, Tim, and Shawn (just kidding, it's still Sean) discuss emoji use, Lego set wishes, breaking the seal of confession, and kids saying the absolute creepiest things. Plus, huge shout out to lead singer/guitarist of Alex Kasznel and the Board of Directors, Alex Kasznel for submitting a question for this episode. Listen to their music here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0bNGoPVTXENycuhPAhZ9KB?si=zjk_gSw_SqmqqQSW_iKN1g Thank you for your continued support of Brosé, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review on your podcatcher of choice and Sean will choke on his coffee while thinking of a joke to put here! Plus: our friends at the Anchorpersons podcast are BACK with a brand new Podcast! Subscribe to Escape From Poop City on your favorite podcasting platform and listen as Charles and Stephen attempt to escape the place where pop culture meets the worst news. open.spotify.com/show/7BZxPz8ys8nmuXeN1wYw3I

Bro pun! This week, Matt, Rich and Tim discuss arguments they actually won with their parents, which "Office" character they'd channel if they were trying to desert the military and flee to North Korea, and how to handle a toxic friend within a friend group. Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5 star rating/review and Sean will serve you seared scallops by the seashore!

Make them pits less stinky with BROld Spice deBROdorant! This week, Matt, Rich, Tim, and Sean discuss how (or whether) we are failing men, how the bros affirm their masculinity, ideas for acappella songs, and favorite Pokémon. Thank you for your continued support of Brosé, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review on your podcatcher of choice and Richie will take a full on nap on company time! Plus: our friends at the Anchorpersons podcast are BACK with a brand new Podcast! Subscribe to Escape From Poop City on your favorite podcasting platform and listen as Charles and Stephen attempt to escape the place where pop culture meets the worst news. open.spotify.com/show/7BZxPz8ys8nmuXeN1wYw3I

Win the Super BROwl in 1997-8 as the Denver BROncos (with QB BRAHn Elway)! This week, Matt, Rich, Tim, and Sean talk low effort reaction vids, too many re-watch podcasts, and give some v spicy music takes. Thank you for your continued support of Brosé, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review on your podcatcher of choice and Sean will do a perfect cartwheel! Plus: our friends at the Anchorpersons podcast are BACK with a brand new Podcast! Subscribe to Escape From Poop City on your favorite podcasting platform and listen as Charles and Stephen attempt to escape the place where pop culture meets the worst news. open.spotify.com/show/7BZxPz8ys8nmuXeN1wYw3I

Happy Fourth of July from the Bros! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim discuss the doomed Titanic sub, the funniest serious thing you could ask ChatGPT to do, supposedly “overrated” TV shows, and hyper-local slang. Thanks for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5 star rating/review and Matt will read Section 8 of the US Flag Code to all attendees of your Independence Day festivities!

Listen to some beerbongs and bentleys with Brost Malone! This week, Matt, Rich, Tim, and Sean discuss their ideal afterlife, when to move on, dream reboots, and scariest children's show moments. Thank you for your continued support of Brosé, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review on your podcatcher of choice and Tim will invite you to his housewarming! Plus: our friends at the Anchorpersons podcast are BACK with a brand new Podcast! Subscribe to Escape From Poop City on your favorite podcasting platform and listen as Charles and Stephen attempt to escape the place where pop culture meets the worst news. open.spotify.com/show/7BZxPz8ys8nmuXeN1wYw3I

Steal flame from Mount Olympus with Brometheus! This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim discuss fans who enjoy things “the wrong way,” working on Fiver and Etsy, and whether Obama would still be president today if there were no term limits. Plus, the Antiques Roadshow Guessing Game returns! Thank you for your continued support of Brose, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review and Tim will spend the next five years of his life proving the infinite monkey theorem!

An episode uploaded late? No way Brosé! This week, Matt, Rich, Tim, and Sean discuss dog breeds, inspo-name-tion, adding skill points, and eating half a sandwich (at minimum!). Thank you for your continued support of Brosé, available on all major podcasting platforms. Leave us a 5-star rating/review on your podcatcher of choice and Sean will upload the next episode on time for once! Plus: our friends at the Anchorpersons podcast are BACK with a brand new Podcast! Subscribe to Escape From Poop City on your favorite podcasting platform and listen as Charles and Stephen attempt to escape the place where pop culture meets the worst news. open.spotify.com/show/7BZxPz8ys8nmuXeN1wYw3I