...but with coffee

We review Geisha Caturra Washed from Lardera Coffee and rant about V6's, meeting parents, and giving parenting advice.

We review from Limu Washed from Ladera Coffee and yammer on about selling guns, shooting guns, and bullet sizes.

We review Espresso Roast from Lardera Coffee and yammer about falling asleep early, fans, getting hit on, and letting friends go.

We review Natural Anerobic from Lardera Coffee and are joined by Jeff (Michael's brother) and relive blown tires, CSI, does anyone learn anything anymore, and old restaurant styles.

We review Yellow Honey from Lardera Coffee and talk about Protestant vs Catholicism, dating apps, and being obsessed with fantasy characters.

We review Castillo Washed from Lardera Coffee and talk about how we die, you ruined your life, ADHD, and your second life.

We review Caturra Washed from Lardera Coffee Rosters drinking warm beer, the DMV, nursing homes, and friend groups.

We review Tipica Honey from Lardera coffee roasters and ramble about saving change, keyboard trays, perhaps why you shouldn't imitated rich people, and how to scratch your balls.

We review Day 12 of Carabello's 12 Days of Christmas: Jubilation Blend and talk about streaming music, having different music taste than your friends, EDM, Geocities, and new cars adventures.

We review Day 11 of Carabello's 12 Days of Christmas: Honduras El Puente Geisha and discuss the ongoing stolen car caper, being furniture poor, and how single men live, apparently.

We review Day 10 of Carabello's 12 Days of Christmas: Colombia Papaya Osmotic Honey and discuss dentist trips, what makes a beverage a daily driver or more common versus a special occasion, and when to die on a hill.

We review Day 9 of Carabello's 12 Days of Christmas: El Salvador Los Naranjos SL-28 and lament more car woes, the possibilities of getting a 2nd job, feeling the pain of the “recession”, and taking on unscrupulous side gigs.

We review Day 8 of Carabello's 12 Days of Christmas: Ethiopia Sidama Honey and yammer about riding a motorcycle in the rain, poor friend groups, soft pretzels, and snow driving adventures.

We review Day 7 of Carabello's 12 Days of Christmas: Costa Rica Rivense Special Fermentation, whilst remembering elementary school teachers, discussing Jesus, wasting time learning things you'll never use, cortisol dumps and the first season of True Detective.

We review Day 6 of Carabello's 12 Days of Christmas: Nicaragua La Bendicion Maracaturra Honey and discuss how to summon snow, pronouncing Crayon, and how kids try and get attention.

We review Day 5 of Carabello's 12 Days of Christmas: Kenya Kirinyaga KII AA while lamenting continues car woes, ungrateful gift getters, friends and clothing choices, and a butchered Lord of the Rings analogy.

We review Day 4 of Carabello's 12 Days of Christmas: Honduras El Puente Java Anaerobic Natural, while rambling about flooded basements, what temp is a fever, and working on an oil rig.

We review Day 3 of Carabello's 12 Days of Christmas: Guatemala Los Dos Socios and chat about elderly dogs, a story about flooded basement, and water pump failures.

We review Day 2 of Carabello's 12 Days of Christmas: Honduras La Orquidea Anaerobic Honey; and discusses yearly price hikes, inside activities done outside, and backpacking alone.

We review Columbia Gold Washed Pink Bourbon from Carabello's 12 Days of Christmas whilst reliving Nick's festive week, what it would be like to run from the police, and how'd you take save the day from terrorists.

We review Papa New Guinea from Lost Coffee and and learn all about high powered flashlights.Links: https://www.lostcoffee.com

We review cold brew from Nyguen coffee and why gambling takes thick skin, and holidays with family.

We review Unsweetened Medium Roast cold brew from La Colombe and carry on about how did we know to cut the umbilical cord, and claiming Thanksgiving from your parents, on how much a pinch of salt is, and too much turkey.

We review Cold Brewed Darkest Day and discuss becoming degenerate gamblers.

We review the annual coming of Darkest Day from Folly Coffee and go on about voting, birds aren't real conspiracy, being in awe of the world. Links: http://follycoffee.com

We review House of Loud'N cold brewed from Loud N' Roasted and discuss why they're putting fish in milk, eating Chinese food and the last time a U.S. Presidential election was a blow out.

We review House of Loud'N and ramble about selling out to the YouTube algorithm, renting a billboard, and Reddit being a psyop.

We review Guatemala cold brewed from Loud ‘N Vibes while discussing witnessing a crime, and being intentional in life's pursuit.

We review Guatemala from Loud ‘N Roasted and yammer about…dick stories, going back to school late in life, starting a business off the shoulders of others, all the bills.

We review Loud n' Vibes cold brew style from Loud N' Roasted and learning about rain, dry steak, and text polls.

We review Loud n' Vibes from Loud ‘N Roasted and the pointlessness of fantasy football, and losing friends via text messaging, and furries.

We review Audrey's Blend from Brown County Coffee cold brewed while lamenting broken toes, what does being American even mean, what it's like to have ADHD and work in silence.

We review Audrey's Blend from Brown County Coffee while lamenting over Denver house prices while we buy followers, and how everything you see online is fake.

We review Creekside and Ridgeline cold brew style from Rothrock (again, finally finished) while calmly discussing how you'd want to die if you found yourself adrift in space, and finding out that you can buy Instagram followers.

We review Creekside and Ridgeline cold brew style from Rothrock while going on about taking it too hard in recreational sports, rats in your group, lines in loyalty, and bank robbery.

We review Cold Brewed Trailside from RothRock and go on about SpongeBob, softball, and when you're an adult.

We cold brew review Bear Meadows from RothRock and go on about the continue fight to get off our phones, perfect crops, and falling to addiction.

We review Andre's Signature Blend from The Roaster Coffee Company. However, this time we brew it with six different brewers: v60, Clever Dripper, AeroPress, Pulsar, Ceado Hoop, Espro Bloom.

We review Ridgeline from Rothrock Coffee and talk about surviving a plane crash and free falling, making C-SPAN worth watching, and dueling pistols.

We review Creekside from Rothrock and go on about Air B&B, Home Alone, and assassinations.

We review Trailside from Rothrock and talk about Rumbas, comedy and music offending people, and autism.

We review Bear Meadow from Rothrock Coffee while going on about wake up machines, dirty people, and our daily day dreams.

We review Singlespeed from Rothrock, again, but this go around it's cold brewed. All while discussing the finer points of men in casual button ups, who take it all the way to the throat. Plus, the wrong way to make a burger.

We review Singlespeed from Rothrock Coffee and ramble about animals seeing spirits, the sad state of the presidential race, and how war brings countries together.

We review Double Espresso Cold Brew from High Brew Coffee and ramble about self help seminars, pyramid schemes, Dollar General, and umbrellas.

We review Buckle Down from Good Citizen Coffee Co and wonder what we all did before the Internet, dad rock, and should we destroy the World Wide Web. Links: https://goodcitizencoffee.com

We review Guatemala from Happy Day Brands while talking about photos and slowly deteriorating into sad rambles about fair trade coffee. Links: https://www.happydaybrands.com/collections/all-coffees

We review a Mocha Old Fashioned with coffee recipe while yapping about trolling a protest, pirates, and the difference between savages and gentleman.

We review Four Lefty's from Novo Coffee while chatting about OJ, the size of space, karma, and the existence of aliens.

We review Nitro Cold Brew from Novo Coffee while rifling through coming across a man or bear in the wild and whether or not numbers have friends.

We review Bonita Springs from Novo Coffee while rambling about AI companions, and how companies are pulling college degrees from their job requirements, and misdemeanors.