DAMN It Cleveland - theDAMNcast

Marty's back this week, and boy are we ready to talk some fucking sports, but instead we talk about Bad Pop Music and how shitty it must feel to put on and take off makeup every fucking day. We touch on some sports stuff too, but we're really just sick of thinking, let alone talking, about Cleveland Sports right now. But on the bright side, the Browns ARE halfway to a perfect season!!!

Hello and welcome to the very first DAMNit CLE without Marty. That's right, this week Curtis is by himself mostly talking Browns and Cavs with a dash of Indians thrown in. Also, Curtis pays homage to recently deceased Trailer Park Boys actor John Dunsworth who played Drunken trailer park supervisor Mr. Lahey. All that and not much more on the first Marty-less episode of DAMNit CLE!

Hello and welcome to episode 55. This weeks episode is all over the place, but we do manage to stick to sports related topics, which include: the Browns are 0-5 again, the Indians are tied 2-2 with the Yankees in the ALDS and we come to the realization that we really don't like Baseball (until the playoffs). All that and so much more on this week's episode of DAMNit CLE!

This week on an exceptionally short episode, Marty and Curtis discuss the Cleveland Browns 31 to 28 loss to the Indianapolis Colts, and Donald Trumps insane Twitter rants against the NFL and it's kneeling players. All that and not much else on this NFL heavy episode of DAMNit Cleveland!

This week, Marty and Curtis talk mostly about the Browns home opener against the Steelers, A little bit about the Cavaliers and almost nothing about the Cleveland Windians who have won 20 games in a row (there are just too many fucking games in MLB)! They manage to stick to sports this week (pretty much), and don't even mention Donald Trump once (I don't think). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of DAMNit CLE!

Hello and welcome to episode 52, topics include: DeShone Kizer wins the Browns starting QB job, The Cavs and Celtics are at an impasse and Marty and Curtis both agree that Floyd could of beat Conner whenever he wanted. Those are most the actual sports topics, but besides sports Curtis (poorly) tells 2 childhood stories, one about getting drunk at 4 off of 3 shitty beers and ruining his brothers Commodore 64, and one about getting beaten by a wiffle ball bat (they aren't really related, but I could see how you'd think that). All that and so much more on this weeks episode 52 of DAMNit Cleveland!

Hello and welcome to episode 51, 1st segment topics include: Deshone Kizer looked very good in his first pre-season game (against 3's and 4's), Mitch Albom has really weird ears and Marty can't understand why anyone would go by the name Dick. In the 2nd segment we talk more Browns, how buff quarterbacks are almost always shitty and Nazi Snowflakes (Vanilla ISIS) terrorize Charlottesville, Virginia over movement of a fucking Confederate statue. All that and so much more on this weeks episode 51, Enjoy!

Hello and welcome to our first show in a month! Topics include: Kyrie Irving wants out of Cleveland, who the fuck wears Lebrons signature shoe besides Lebron and Marty and Curtis fantasize about where they would live if they won the lottery. It feels great to be back talking sports (mostly), which we will try and do more often as the Football and Basketball seasons inch closer. All that and so much more on this weeks episode 50 of DAMNit CLE!

Now I know that his is supposed to be a "Sports" show, but this week is definitely light on Sports. We do manage to talk a decent amount about the Cavaliers, but not much else (a little Indians). Instead we talk about Fake Drugs, Shitty Beer and seeing a Homeless person for the first time. Don't worry, when Football season starts we'll get back to talking more exclusively about Sports, but until then your going to get more of this. Enjoy!

Hello and welcome to episode 48, sports related topics include: Cavs lose in the Finals, Browns want to run the ball more this year and the Indians are... well they're kinda mediocre, just like last year at this time. Non sports related topics include: Jeff Sessions wants to go after Medical Marijuana dispensaries, which Marty and Curtis agree is ridiculous and just for a second Curtis mixes up Famous Amos cookies with the super racist "Amos and Andy" radio/television show from the 1920's-1950's which leads them into a conversation about just how fucking absurd "Blackface" is/was. All that and so much more on this weeks episode 48 of DAMNit Cleveland!

We're back! After 2 1/2 weeks of nothing, here is an impromptu episode recorded right after theDAMNcast. Marty and Curtis talk Cavs, Indians and Browns... what else?

Welcome to DAMNit CLE episode 46. Not a whole lot going on in the Cleveland Sports world, but Marty and Curtis talk about it anyway. Enjoy!

Welcome to our first weekly version of DAMNit CLE (in awhile anyway), aptly titled "Doing It Every Week". This week, Marty joins Curtis via phone to talk the Browns, Cavaliers and Indians, enjoy!

Hello and welcome to episode 44. This week, Marty and Curtis give their early grades on how the Browns did in the recent NFL Draft, their predictions for the Cavs semifinal round of the NBA playoffs and they manage to talk a little Indians as well. In response to the recent uptake in new subscribers, we decided to do a show every week now! Marty will alternate between in studio, and on the phone, every other week. If you don't like it you can blame Marty's wife Courtney. Send all complaints to marty@thedamncast.com. Enjoy!

We're kinda all over the place on this one, but we do manage to talk some sports. Enjoy!

Hello and welcome to DAMNit CLE Episode 42. We spend pretty much all of the first 30 minutes talking about Basketball, and the rest of the time talking mostly about the Browns with a little Indians thrown in for good measure. Also, LPGA Golfer Lexi Thompson gets fucked out of a Major win by someone watching at home, and we learn that Nate Thurmond is dead! All that and so much more on this weeks rather lengthy episode 42 of DAMNit CLE, Enjoy!

Marty and Curtis, from theDAMNcast, talk Cleveland Sports. Episode 41 topics include: The NFL Draft, Cavs resting star players and unfortunately Donald FUCKING Trump. This episode is best when consumed with friends... Enjoy!

Marty and Curtis talk Cleveland sports. This week's topics include: Andrew Bigut Breaks his tibia 58 seconds into his Cavaliers career, it's time to pay Terrelle Pryor and Marty makes a case for Cody Kessler to be the Browns starter next season. Of course we get off topic and talk about some dumb non sports related shit too, we just wouldn't be us if we didn't.

Curtis and Marty sit down and talk Cleveland sports once again. Episode 39 topics include: The Browns draft decisions, do the Cavs really need another "playmaker" and Kyrie Irving thinks the Earth is FLAT!

Episode 38 topics include: Serena Williams just won her 23rd Grand Slam title, Steelers RB Le'veon Bell writes a rap song about Skip Bayless called "Shrimp Bayless" and Lebron has some "choice" words for Charles Barkley. Of course we talk about a bunch of other shit too, but you'll have to listen to find out. Enjoy!

This episode we mostly talk about Quarterbacks, and how the Browns just can't seem to get a good one. We talk about some other stuff to, mostly non sports related. To end the show we play a few seconds of a creepy tape from a Canadian game show in the 1970's where the host try's to get little girl contestants to kiss and hug him. Enjoy!

We're back, from yet ANOTHER week off. We just can't seem to get together EVERY FUCKING WEEK to talk about the SHIT SHOW known as the Cleveland Browns. Luckily for us, and everyone else, the season is over and we give our thoughts on what the FUCK just happened! We sprinkle in a little Cavaliers talk with a dash of Indians too. All that and more on the longest episode we've ever done of DAMNit Cleveland, enjoy!

After another week off, Marty and Curtis are back to talk Cleveland Sports! This week they mostly focus on the Browns historically bad 2016 season.

Marty and Curtis talk Cleveland sports with a dash of THE Ohio State University football thrown in.

Marty and Curtis are talking Cleveland sports with sa little Buckeyes thrown in for our sanity... Enjoy!

Curtis & Marty are back after 3 weeks to talk about Cleveland Sports, what else?

Curtis, joined by Marty via telephone, talk the Indians Vs Cubs World Series, The Cavs Championship ring ceremony and the Browns losing ways. It's a great time to be a Cleveland Sports fan (except for the Browns of course) enjoy!

We're back after a week off, and when we last left you we were feeling Optimistically 0-4, then the Patriots came into Cleveland and made us a pissed off 0-5, but after a strong showing in Tennessee we are back to feeling Optimistically 0-6. This week, Marty joins Curtis in studio, and they talk the Indians/Browns/Cavaliers, in that order... Enjoy!

Marty joins Curtis on the phone as they talk mostly about last weeks Cleveland Browns loss to the Miami Dolphins, with a little Indians and Cavs talk to round out the episode.

Marty and Curtis talk about the Browns for about 25 minutes, with some Indians and Cavs talk at he end. Considering the Indians just clinched the American League Central, we probably should have focused more on A winning Cleveland team, but we obviously are bigger Football fans.

This week Marty and Curtis talk about the Browns blowing a 20 point lead to the Ravens, the Indians #2 pitcher Carlos Carrasco breaking his hand and the fact that the Cavs haven't signed JR Smith yet. Oh, and Curtis is in full on Carson Wentz Regret, enjoy!

Well, the RG3 era is over already, and Curtis and Marty are't quite sure what they watched on Sunday. Acacia stops by to make fun of their whining... Enjoy!

This week, Curtis and Marty talk about the newly relesed Cleveland Browns depth chart, and a whole lot more... Enjoy!

This week Marty joins Curtis, via telephone, to talk about the recent cuts and trades made by the Cleveland Browns, among other things.

Hey it's episode 23 of DAMNit Cleveland, so of course we were going to give it the respect it deserves and call it "The Lebron". Because it's "The Lebron" episode, we talk some Cavaliers even though it's the offseason. We also talk some Browns and a little Indians. I think we talk more about Marty's new fatherly duty as a 4/5 year old coach of NJSL Soccer team. Whatever, it's a new show. Isn't that enough for you people? Enjoy!!!

This episode was recorded during halftime of the first Browns preseason game. We drunkenly discuss the 1st half, the 5-2 defense and George thinks Baylor is a shitty Football school. To be honest, it's not our best show... Enjoy!

It's been almost a month since our last episode, but now that Football season is right around the corner, DAMNit Cleveland is back to a weekly show, for now anyway. Topics on Episode 21 include: the Masters of the Gridiron movie, RG3 and we make a few BOLD predictions. All that and more onthis suprisingly argumentative episode 21 of DAMNit Cleveland!

After our epic episode 19 featuring Chris Clem and Coach Cliff, it's back to just Curtis, Marty and George on the phone. Episode 20 topics include the redemtion of Joey Chestnut in the Nathan's Famous Hotdog Eating Contest, The Indians just won a historic 14 games in a row and Kevin Durant pulled a bitch move and signed with the Golden State Warriors. All that and more on this week's DAMNit CLE episode 20!

Episode 19 is a special one. The Cleveland Cavaliers are the 2016 NBA Champs coming back from a 3-1 deficit to beat the Golden State Warriors! Joining us, via phone, for this very special show, is stand up comedian and host of the C4 podcast Chris Clem! Chris is a diehard Cleveland fan, that now lives in Chicago. Also joining us, via phone, on this episode is Marty's dad, Coach Cliff. We thought what better way to celebrate this momentous occasion then to talk to 2 of the Cavs biggest fans. Unfortunately there's no George this week, but this is still a jam packed episode. So please enjoy this very special hour long episode celebrating the first major sports championship for Cleveland in 52 years... Go Cavs!!! Go Indians!!! Go Browns!!! Go Cleveland!!!

Curtis, Marty and George talk about the NBA Finals during halftime of game 6. Bring on game 7, GO CAVS!!!

Curtis, joined by Marty and George via telephone, talk about the Cavs getting back to the NBA Finals, and a bunch of other SPORTS related shit... Enjoy!

George is back for episode 16, and it makes all the Diff-erence in the world! We talk about The usual sports shit, along with some other shit that doesn't pertain to sports. So if you've got about a half hour to kill, sit back relax and let us entertain you... Enjoy!

Marty and Curtis talk about the Cavs current playoff run, and bitch about how much they hate Steph Curry.

Curtis, Mary and George discuss every pick the Cleveland Browns selected from the 2016 NFL draft.

We spend most of episode 13 talking about Josh Gordon and Johnny Manziels budding friendship. We also discuss the upcoming NFL draft and we throw a little Cavs and a very little Indians talk in there to boot... Enjoy!

It's episode 12 and we talk about Cleveland sports, what else? Topics include: RG3 signing with the Browns, Lebron James thunderous dunk over 2 Knicks players and we even mention the Indians. All that and we say the word fuck more than any other sports show in ohio, on this episode number 12 of DAMNit Cleveland.

Curtis, Marty and George talk 2016 NFL free agency, on the first day of free agency.

It's the first DAMNit Cleveland in 3 months and we're happy to be back talking Cleveland Sports! George is retired now, not only form the DAMNcast, but also DAMNit Cleveland, leaving Marty and Curtis alone to fend for themselves. On episode 10 we discuss The Browns upcoming draft, the Cavs trade rumors, and whether or not we care about the Indians yet... Enjoy!

This is possibly the last episode of DAMNit Cleveland, but who knows? Curtis' dad, Dave, is in studio this week with Marty and George is on the phone, as usual... Enjoy!

We talk about the Browns latest loss, and other things, for about a half an hour... Again!

Another week, another Browns loss that we get to talk about.