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A comedy podcast about the trials and tribulations of modern dating.

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    • Dec 12, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 49m AVG DURATION
    • 175 EPISODES


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    Ep.175 “Stuck in a Stairway to Heaven” with Jordan Rock and Oscar Aydin

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2023 61:00


    On this weeks episode we talk about trying to maneuver in a relationship when your partner lacks emotional maturity, that Uber Eats is the new hookup app and what do you do when you're about to hookup and you realize your date has a needle in his hand…? 

    Ep.174 “You Flirtin with Me Bro?” with Rachel Williams and Ian Lara

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2023 45:00


    This week Rachel Williams and Ian Lara stop by to talk about why it's so hard for comedians to maintain a relationship. We also try to figure out at what age people outgrow the toxic ones and infidelity isn't a dealbreaker…? 

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    Ep.173 “I Love Long Island” with Amy Cardinale and Chris Scopo

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2023 55:22


    This week we start off by getting real about intimacy issues and how Amy and Chris's stage persona is what they wish they could be like in real life. We also discuss how adderall affects relationships and does every Kiss begin with Kay…? 

    Ep.172 “I Want Somebody to Kill For Me” with Daphnique Springs and Zach McGovern

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2023 47:12


    This week Daphnique Springs and Zach McGovern return to try and decipher flirting tactics between races. We also wonder when men getting plastic surgery became a new norm and is ethical non monagamy really ethical…? 

    Ep.171 “Shades of Exes” with Neko White and James Mattern

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2023 50:53


    Two long time friends and hilarious comics pay a visit for some shenanigans. We know it's redundant by now but we have a chat about what's really behind “the list”, vulgar women, and lack of passion these days. And what do you do if your date pulls a knife on you for not texting back fast enough…? 

    Ep.170 “Let Me Go Back to My Country!” With Eman El Husseini

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2023 47:27


    Part 2 continues with Eman El Husseini and we talk about more misconceptions and plead for Jews and Palestinians to be open to have conversations and try to understand each other. We also talk about why she's always felt like an outsider and how the war has unified her relationship…

    Ep.169 “No One is Innocent” With Jess Salomon

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2023 53:56


    Dating and relationships take a pause this week to discuss our relationship with humanity and get informed on what's going on in Palestine and Israel. On part one, we have comedian and ex UN war crimes attorney Jess Salomon on to talk about if celebrities have a responsibility to speak up, that Zionism is a cult and is there a solution…? 

    Ep.168 “Shlummin and Shleppin” with Seaton Smith

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2023 56:53


    Seaton Smith joins us this week to help Phil go out with a bang on his final episode. He talks about what it was like doing stand up on the worlds biggest stage, how hypnosis makes you a better lover and would you be offended if someone leaves their clothes on during sexy time…? 

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    Ep.167 “Get Out of My House” with Lizzy Cassidy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2023 47:35


    This week Lizzy Cassidy joins us and demonstrates that Tinder relationships are actually possible! On a more serious note we learn some helpful suicide warning signs to look out for and what do you do if your date tells you they've murdered someone…? 

    Ep.166 “I'm a F*ing Immigrant!” With Katie Boyle

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2023 49:50


    We have the hilarious Katie Boyle joining us this week for a bit of serious time but still sneak a lil fun in there. Katie educates us about stealthing and that roasting is a love language in Ireland. We also discuss balance in relationships and do you call your friends out for cheating…?

    Ep.165 “I Did a Binge Hinge” with Ontonio Kareem

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2023 46:16


    ----more----Troubles Back this week with Ontonio Kareem and we're talking all about the things women don't want to hear but need to! We also get into whether you should consult your partner if you're making a major change to your appearance, learning how to deal with rejection and do you expect a text after a one night stand…? 

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    Ep.164 “Cause Cam'ron Says So” with Matt Pavich

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2023 51:27


    We have the very funny comedian/actor Matt Pavich with us this week to chat about what dating is like with bipolar disorder. Phil also schools us why men are threatened by other men in an open relationship but not women and what do you do if the person you start dating tells you they blocked you from Raya…? 

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    Ep.163 “What's a Boyfriend?” with Nina Kharoufeh

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2023 50:22


    This week we have undefeated amateur boxer, comedian and dating coach Nina Kharoufeh on to let us know until you have a ring on your finger-you're single! We also get into the misconceptions about arranged marriage, why compatibility is more important than love and are gender roles still a thing…? 

    Ep.162 “It's the Mindler Swindler” with Sabeen Sadiq

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2023 53:29


    We're back this week with the funny and gorgeous Sabeen Sadiq and she lets us know how she hoped of having an arranged marriage but that wasn't in the cards. We also discuss how much music influences dating trends and what do you do if you find out the guy you're dating is a cult leader…?!

    Ep.161 “Happiness is a F*Ing Choice” with Rafi Bastos

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2023 57:14


    We have the incredibly funny and wise Rafi Bastos with us this week to let us know that pain is a choice and that controlling your emotions is easier than one would think. We also discuss throwing around the word love like it's water and is it possible to stay friends with an ex while in a new relationship…? 

    Ep.160 “Sophisticated Street Meat” with Simeon Goodson

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2023 50:52


    We have the ridiculously hilarious Simeon Goodson joining us this week to share what doing comedy in Dubai is like and attempting to date after being out of the country for so long. We also discuss cultural differences of dating and would/have you ever had an entanglement with a friends ex…? 

    Ep.159 “The Painting Don't Lie” with Holly Salerno

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2023 47:10


    We have the incredibly talented artist and dating app afficianado Holly Salerno with us this week to determine if “liking” sexy pics is the gateway to cheating? She also shares her brave story of turning her brain tumor into art and what do you do if your most recent match shows up at your job…? 

    Ep.158 “TMJ” with Katie Hannigan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2023 48:29


    Our guest this week-the very funny Katie Hannigan was on the apps before they were even a thing. She is also proof that comics can have successful relationships with each other and that the key to a long lasting one is just to be…silly!

    Ep.157 “Two Stars the Peach was Rotten” with Colin Hodge

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2023 51:52


    We have creator of the Down app Colin Hodge joining us this week to show us all the benefits of the app and how it eliminates most of the confusion that comes with dating online. We also touch on the future of AI in dating and can/will people start falling in love with machines…?

    Ep.156 “So This is a Dating Podcast?” with Alex Gorge

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2023 50:16


    Our guest Alex joins us because he needs to be on the Catfish but has no idea what the show even is?! We also talk about the trend of men not feeling like they can say no to weird things in the bedroom and what do you do if midway through a first date you realize your date may be homeless…? 

    Ep.155 “Whose Teeth are You Wearing” with Eva Evans

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2023 49:00


    The fabulous and funny Eva Evans joins us this week to chat about what age we start getting vocal about what you don't like during sex. We also dive into sugar daddies, situationships and do sheltered kids make crazy adults…? 

    Ep.154 “A Light Hundy” with Mike Cannon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2023 52:53


    Mike Cannon stops by this week to discuss marriage and fatherhood and why he thinks not being a dad is a waste of your silliness. Phil also has a major announcement and can a mushroom trip make you wanna get married…? 

    Ep.153 “Boycott the D” with Leclerc Andre

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2023 51:50


    We have the wise and hilarious Leclerc Andre with us this week to drop gems about why the partner you choose is your biggest financial decision. He also lets us know why men think of turning down sex like turning down money and would you let your partner Kanye (style) you…? 

    Ep.152 “We Draw the Line at Treason” with Chris Metcalfe

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2023 49:38


    Chris Metcalfe joins us this week to share two of the wildest stories we've heard in a long time! We also wonder if there's a senior citizen market on tinder and what do you do if you find out your date stormed the capitol…?

    Ep.151 “Get in Line B*tch!” With Molly Kornfeld

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2023 49:06


    Molly joins us this week to breakdown the science of why women get more attached after sex. We also determine that pets come first over any date or partner and what borough of NYC has the worst B.O…?

    Ep.150 “Your Secret is Safe with Me” with Alex Babbit

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2023 51:22


    We have the young but wise Alex Babbit on this week to share all the keys to making a relationship work-communication, compromise, and a sickly partner…?!

    Ep.149 “I Top on Tuesdays” with Akeem Woods

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2023 51:38


    We have the fearlessly hilarious Akeem Woods with us this week to talk about the best way to let someone down easy, which airlines make it possible to join the mile high club and what do you do if your date/hook up pulls up to meet you in a U haul…? 

    Ep.148 “What's Your Starbucks Name?” with Amanda Gail

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2023 48:34


    We have the wonderfully honest Amanda Gail on this week to discuss settling, why men need to like women more in relationships and what to do if you forget your dates name…

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    Ep.147 “I Love That B*tch” with Tom Cassidy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2023 45:44


    We had some fun asking our guest Tom some uncomfy questions this week like how often he cries, if he'd give his wife a hall pass and and the stereotypes about the opposite sex that are actually true?

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    Ep.146 “When Do I Graduate?” with Kaneez Surka

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2023 52:48


    Our guest kaneez comes by this week to school us on arranged marriage and how she realized the day the day after she got married she wanted a divorce! We also discuss if long distance relationships are ever sustainable and does a man really need to like the woman more for it to work…? 

    Ep.145 “Lucky Balls” with Jiaoying Summers

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2023 51:10


    We have the inspiring and hilarious Jiaoying Summers on this week to have a deep convo about colorism.  She also lets us know after all she's been through she still has hope for love and why don't men like funny women…? 

    Ep.144 “You Don't Deserve a Laugh Today” with Jason Salmon

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2023 47:37


    This week our guest Jason and Rachel educate Phil on wet markets and where Covid originated. We also expose some childhood trauma and why you should just go ahead and get into a relationship with your bestie! 

    Ep.143 “They Call Me Pauly Pen Pals” with ???

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2023 31:00


    Our guest this week is choosing to remain anonymous because he doesn't want to expose his online catfishing. We delve into why he does this and also why you shouldn't use Cashapp! We also discuss if it's possible to salvage a relationship if a partner gives you an STD and do all women have daddy issues…?

    Ep.142 “Dagnabit!” With Graham Kay

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2023 51:13


    We're back this week with the very funny and self-height shamer Graham Kay. We chat about short people privilege, why he doesn't take his own dating advice and can you pinpoint where your future mate might be…? 

    Ep.141 “She Went Back to Her Nugget” with Julio Diaz

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2023 52:32


    This week the hilarious Julio Diaz drops in to talk about why women are so drawn to married men, how he gained his confidence and should we have relationship courses in school or do we need to make mistakes first in order to learn…?

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    Ep.140 “Soooo Cringe”

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2023 49:24


    This week Phil and Rachel have a one on one to chat about Valentine's Day, the word slut and the double standards of male sexual harassment. And is there such a thing as respectful racism…? 

    Ep.139 “Soup is Sexy” with Juan Nicolon

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2023 50:01


    We have another hinge success story this week with comedian and soup conoisseur Juan Nicolon. We also discover Phil's one deal breaker-cats and would you spend $100 on an Uber to meet a first date…? 

    Ep.138 “The Poor Love Me” with Dulce Sloan

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2023 52:28


    Cancer energy takes over with Dulce Sloan as our guest this week. We have fun discussing two words that can be both compliments and offensive-Bitch and Ma'am. And is there a difference between breadwinners and head of household…? 

    Ep.137 “I Was Her Go-To Off Digit” with Josh Johnson

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2023 62:18


    Our guest Josh has FINALLY found the solution to stopping unsolicited d*ck pics! We also discuss male post sex clarity and why do men hate cats so much…! 

    Ep.136 “These are Solid Business Decisions” with Andre T Mitchell

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2023 49:55


    Incest is on the menu this week(JK) but we wonder why it's encouraged in some countries but frowned upon here? Our guest Andre also shares why men are better friend zoners and have Rom Coms screwed up women's minds about relationships…? 

    Ep.135 “Everybody Can't Be a Princess” with Nathan Macintosh

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2023 61:08


    The Canadian Caucasian stops by this week to tell us to grow up and make Phil second guess his love for MMA. We also talk about how porn is melting our brains and what do you do if your date pulls out a personality test and you fail…? 

    Ep.134 “I Was a Feral Cat” with Rachel Williams

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2023 59:38


    Our guest this week might be named Rachel-but she's more of a Phil! She also schools us in how to get through and stay happy in a twelve year marriage and what do you do if/when you catch your partner masturbating…?

    Ep.133 “You're Too Ambitious for Me” with Daphnique Springs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2023 51:20


    We have the talented and hilarious Daphnique Springs joining us this week to talk about sending fake nudes and how she hated Phil when they first met. And what do you do when you find out your guest on your podcast is the catfish…?

    Ep.132 “Straight Outta Sudan” with Alloramomo

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2022 54:22


    We have sketch king Alloramo on this week to talk about dating in Africa vs America and why he thinks bumble is dog-ish. And what do you do if if your date turns out to be a mute…? 

    Ep.131 “Cancel Me Bitch” with Elle Orlando

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2022 46:11


    This week we have the funny and beautyful Elle Orlando on to discuss why men are threatened by female comics and her dates failed attempt at swag. And would you give it up for the possibility of meeting a kardashian…?

    Ep.130 “I Had Such a Thing for the Rats” with Andy Fiori.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2022 46:41


    Well we found the one man on the planet who's never cheated on this week and also tried to dispell the myth that cheating helps relationships! We also speak about grand gestures and learn why Phil faked a seizure for a date… P.S. apologies for the audio this week 

    Ep.129 “Unhinged on Hinge” with Ontonio Kareem

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2022 60:57


    After Phil messes up our guest Ontonio's name (like clockwork) he tells us the secret about why women really don't like nice guys. We also discuss how labels are slowly fading away and does cheating help relationships…? 

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    Ep.128 “A Few Fries Short” with Jessica Levin

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2022 63:26


    This weeks episode is our wildest yet-and that's saying a lot. Jessica comes by so we can try to coach her how to navigate the apps and find her feminine side. She also lets us know that she wants to be a part time GF and should we really be hooking up with our friends more…?

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    Ep.127 “Heels to Jesus” with Zack Watson

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2022 57:38


    We have jack of all trades Zack Watson on this week and he's the first guest to bring us gifts so he's now officially our fav! Phil and Zack also give tips to women on how to DM dudes and what to do when a past hookup shows up on your first day of your new clown job…? 

    Ep.126 “You're the Phil I Wanna Be” with Phil Hunt

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2022 61:51


    Our guest this week might be considered an internet troll but lets us know why he isn't and that he hates the word. We also discuss ways to get consent without ruining the mood and wait…Men like cellulite?!

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    Ep.125 “I Was a Wreck” with Laura Caruso

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2022 49:38


    Relationship therapist and coach Laura Caruso comes by and does her best to try and fix us in the 45 minutes allotted. She explains how to start to get past trauma from past relationships and identifying your attachment style. And can a previous ghost actually turn into a happy relationship…? 

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