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Welcome to Enter The Asylum! Follow Benjamin and John's journey of self-discovery as they attempt to stay sane while watching and reviewing every single Asylum film ever produced! The Asylum is the film studio most well known for making the Sharknado franchice and numerous mockbusters such as Transm…

Benjamin Perry


    • Nov 14, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    The Land That Time Forgot #57

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2022 79:13


    In today's episode, John and Benjamin have fallen into a wormhole and found themselves in The Land that Time Forgot!Intro: "Land of the Lost Intro" (1974)Outro: "Land of the Lost Intro" (1991)

    Transmorphers 2: Fall of Man! #56

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2022 133:45


    Yep, they made a second one of these... Oh, but this time it's a prequel so the plot doesn't matter, and nothing happens, awesome! Music. Machines. By Lothar and the Hand People

    A Snow Globe Christmas #55

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2022 109:26


    Happy very belated holidays! We're at last back with A Snowglobe Christmas! Intro and Outro: Once In A Lifetime. By. Talking Heads. Also Jingle Bells. That too.

    Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus! #54

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2021 121:23


    We're back with Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus! A movie that actually has character development? In my Asylum? Say it ain't so.  

    The Terminators! #53

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 117:27


    Here we are again, back with another dreadful Asylum Sci-fi movie! The Terminators! Did you know? The real reason Skynet killed everybody was because he watched this film!Questions or Feedback? Tells us at entertheasylumpodcast@gmail.comMusic: The Terminator 2 Theme. By. Brad Fiedel.

    The Terminators! #53

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 117:27


    Here we are again, back with another dreadful Asylum Sci-fi movie! The Terminators! Did you know? The real reason Skynet killed everybody was because they watched this film!Questions or Feedback? Tells us at entertheasylumpodcast@gmail.comMusic: The Terminator 2 Theme. By. Brad Fiedel.

    Countdown: Armageddon! #52

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 134:45


    We're back with another Faith Film, Countdown: Armageddon! The only thing I want to countdown is the number of these movies we have to watch... Music: Silent Hill 2 OST: Mary's Invitation and Pianissimo Epilogue

    Dragon Quest (And 18-Year-Old Virgin) #51

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2021 86:22


    We're back with a two for one deal here at Enter The Asylum, Dragon Quest and 18-Year-Old Virgin! Two films which we want nothing to do with and desperately do not want to talk about!  Music: Stupid Things. By. Girl Ray.

    Santa Claws! #50

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2020 138:26


    Happy holidays from Enter The Asylum! We're back again for another Asylum holiday film Santa Claws! In this episode, we discuss Santa worshipers, sleigh hackers and kitten haters!  Opening Music: Jingle Bells. By Jingle Cats.Ending Music: Silent Night. By Jingle Cats.

    The Day the Earth Stopped! #49

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2020 80:22


    We are here again with another Asylum film, The Day the Earth Stopped! It's a shame that the only thing this movie was able to stop was my desire to live! Music: Rain. By. Bishop Allen

    Merlin and the War of the Dragons! #48

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2020 90:40


    We are back with Merlin and the War of the Dragons! In this episode, we try to discuss anything but today's Asylum film! Topics include various BBC shows, fandoms and bible fanfiction! Music: Merlin toy commercial. By. Parker Brothers.

    Sunday School Musical! #47

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 97:06


    After an extended break, we're finally back with Sunday School Musical! In this episode, we discuss singing, dancing, and a dark and sinister mastermind behind the entire operation!  Music: Dem Dry Bones, By. Delta Rhythm Boys.

    Death Racer! #46

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 107:00


    We're back this week with DEATH RACER! In this episode, we explore the second official film debut of Insane Clown Posse, WWE's Raven, and a shocking revelation about the shadowy past of a racist stereotype! Check out our twitter to see when a new episode releases! https://twitter.com/EnterThe_AsylumMusic: Send In The Clowns. By. Frank Sinatra 

    100 Million BC! #45

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2020 84:01


    We're back to the past with this week's watch of 100 Million BC! In this episode we discuss, being sucked into the digital world, a helicopter-based diet, and the neverending Deja Vu of Asylum films!Check out our twitter to see when a new episode releases! https://twitter.com/EnterThe_Asylum Music: It's Only Time. By. The Magnetic Fields. 

    Journey to the Center of the Earth! #44

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2020 89:25


    We're delving deeper into the depths of The Asylum with today's watch of Journey to the Center of the Earth! In this episode, we discuss big dumb dinosaurs, big dumb spiders, and the big dumb industrial-military complex.! Music: To the center of the earth. By. Pat Boone.Check out our twitter at https://twitter.com/EnterThe_Asylum

    The Butterfly Effect #43

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2020 102:03


    Something unusual for us this week with a viewing of a non-Asylum film, The Butterfly Effect! In this episode, we discuss a stupid idiot who can't use time travel properly! That's pretty much it. Just a complete dipstick who can't time travel to save his utterly pathetic life. Fun! Music: PAST LIFE. By. Toddy Smith.Check out our twitter! https://twitter.com/EnterThe_Asylum

    Street Racer #43

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2020 92:26


    We're back this week with Street Racer! In this episode we discuss the sexist fast hot new hot rods! The blazing fast streets of LA, with all its turns and tables, and also the systematic oppression of the post-prison workforce due to their treatment by shitty cops! Music: Gas Gas Gas. By. Manuel Check out our Twitter at https://twitter.com/EnterThe_Asylum

    Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls #42

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2020 113:24


    We are back with our latest archaeological dig in which we uncover Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls! In this episode we discuss, The Death Claw, Adults riding kiddie park rides and chewing the script Music: Queen of The Savages. By. Magnetic FieldsCheck out our twitter to see the horse jump! https://twitter.com/EnterThe_Asylum

    War Of The Worlds 2 #41

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2020 89:16


    Never thought we would make it this far but here we are with War of The Worlds 2! In this episode we discuss, the LA zoo, time portals, and a southern conspiracy that might just shake American society to its very core! Music: The End of The World. By. Skeeter Davis.

    2012: Doomsday #40

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2020 87:02


    We are back with another Faith Films Production, 2012: Doomsday! In this Episode we discuss three different groups of people who go on life changing journey’s where nothing happens! Seriously these people casually drive away from a tornado. Music: I've Got A Date With Jesus. By. The Magnetic Fields

    Monster ! #39

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2020 112:07


    What is up everyone! I am an amateur Podcast description writer here to tell you about global warming! 1. What is a global warming? 2. How can American podcasts stop global warming? 3. What do giant tentacle monsters have to say about the Kyoto Protocol and what can we do to help? Tokyo: By. Telekinesis.

    AVH: Alien vs. Hunter ! #38

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2020 74:11


    Hello again! We continue to waste our time with these terrible Asylum movies! this week we discuss AVH: Alien vs. Hunter! In this episode we'll go into depth about Metal Gear LARPers, benoborphs, and a gun that removes you from the film you're watching! Music: Alien Boy. By. Oliver Tree

    Intermedio ! #37

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2020 53:46


    We're back into the depths of the Asylum with Intermedio! In this episode we discuss Skeleton zombie chain men, bullet hole covered plywood, and the mystery gang’s tragic descent into drug trafficking Music: This Abyss. By. The Gothic Archies.

    Supercroc ! #36

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2020 96:44


    We are back with Supercroc! In this episode we discuss Giant crocs, Florida crocs, and industrial military complex crocs! Music: Crocodile Rock. By. Elton John

    I Am Omega ! #35

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2020 77:30


    This is the beginning and the end of Enter The Asylum. Because we watched another trashy film! In this episode we discuss, confusing Father-son dynamics, Nunchaku distractions, and halophobic zombies! Music: Concrete Sea. By. Terry Jacks.

    Golden Winter ! #34

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2019 147:20


    Happy Halldays from Enter The Asylum! We watch another christmas dog film this year and also have a langthly discussion about the Latest Star Wars movie and Cats! Golden Winter discussion begins at 49:50!  Music: Jingle Bells. By. Don Charles

    666: The Beast ! #33

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2019 72:57


    Welcome back to this 100% definitely Christian Podcast where we talk about everyone’s favorite Christian film maker, The Asylum! In this episode we discuss Devil stuff, Christian Stuff and uh also Catholic Stuff as well I guess? Music: Where Evil Grows. By. The Poppy Family. 

    30,000 Leagues Under the Sea ! #32

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2019 97:59


    Here we are again with 30,000 Leagues Under the Sea! In this episode we discuss fuck boys in a submarine, toiletries in a submarine, and submarines in submarines. Music: 20 000 leagues under the sea. By. The Magnetic Fields

    Universal Soldiers ! #31

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2019 74:44


    We return once again with Universal Soldiers! In this episode we discuss circles in rectangles, Sgt. Hernandez, and a suspiciously familiar looking robot! Music: Universal Soldier. By Donovan.  

    Invasion Of The Pod People ! #30

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2019 87:58


    We're back again with our Leigh Scott goodbye party, Invasion Of The Pod People! We discuss using ginger as a house plant, Leigh's questionable opinions, and gratuitous plant orgies. Music, Crows. By. The Gothic Archies.

    Transmorphers ! #29

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2019 61:49


    We're back with the final Leigh Scott directed Asylum film Transmorphers! Warning this episode is only slightly less incomprehensible then the film itself! Not recommended for new listeners. Music: In The Year 2525. By. Zager And Evans

    The Beast of Bray Road ! #28

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2019 70:49


    In this episode of Enter The Asylum we argue about what type of bear was mentioned in this film! Oh also there's like a werewolf or something.  Music: Be True To Your Bar. By. The Magnetic Fields.

    The Apocalypse ! #27

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2019 77:11


    We return with The Asylum's very first faith film The Apocalypse! Listen as we rapture you to a whole other world!

    The Hitchhiker ! #26

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2019 69:44


    The Boy's are back once again in Leigh Scott's hell basement after watching his revenge fantasy flick "The Hitchhiker" Also further exploration into Leigh's twitter continues!     SHOWNOTES  Music: Little Lies. By. "Fleetwood Mac"   Link to ANTIFA THE MOVIE    Link to Hitchhiker film review by "Felix"  

    Freakshow ! #25

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2019 102:48


    We return this week with Freakshow! Based upon Tod Browning's Freaks. We take a historical tour about the history of the Freaks and try to avoid talking about The Asylum’s version as much as possible! Music: Freakshow. By. The Gothic Archies.

    Dragon ! #24

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2019 54:49


    Today we face our most toughest challenge yet. Watching another bad leigh scott film.

    Halloween Night ! #23

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2019 74:14


    Happy early Halloween this year because today we watched a definitely not Halloween rip-off, Halloween Night!

    The 9/11 Commission Report ! #22

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2019 112:57


    After dealing with a broken laptop we're finally back with The 9/11 Commission Report! Probably the most political episode we will ever do. You have been warned! Music: How Do You Slow This Thing Down? By. The Gothic Archies

    Snakes on a Train ! #21

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2019 67:32


    Benjamin and John celebrate the new year with Asylums first true mockbuster, Snakes on a Train!  Music: In the Reptile Room. By. The Gothic Archies. 

    Alone for Christmas ! #20

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2018 104:56


    Benjamin and John are Home Alone™ this Christmas and the only thing keeping them company is The Asylum's very own Christmas rip off, Alone for Christmas!

    Pirates Of Treasure Island ! #19

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2018 74:44


    Argh mateys! Benjamin and John are voyaging the seven seas this week in search of the bug infested Treasure Island!  Song: Shipwrecked. By. The Gothic Archies.

    666: The Child ! #18

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2018 95:19


    It's been a while but we're back with 666: The Child: The return of Devil Baby!  Music: A Power Tool Is Not A Toy. By The Young Adults.

    The Da Vinci Treasure ! #17

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2018 85:50


    This week spirits are unusually high as we face The asylum's quasi rip off of both National Treasure and The Da Vinci Code. Music: Da Vinci. By "Weezer" 

    Deadline ! #16

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2018 68:54


    Happy Halloween everyone! This week we take a sorta break from The Asylum becuase tonight we're watching Deadline!

    Frankenstein Reborn ! #15

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2018 63:38


    Our October spookfest continues with Frankenstein Reborn!  Song: Monster Mash. By "Bobby Pickett"

    Dracula's Curse ! #14

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2018 84:04


    Another week. Another bad Asylum movie. This week it happens to be Dracula's Curse!  Music: Dracula. By "Bea Miller."

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    Hillside Cannibals ! #13

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2018 51:33


    This week we're watching Hillside Cannibals! 

    Exorcism: The Possession of Gail Bowers ! #12

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2018 101:12


    we're here again with Exorcism: The Possession of Gail Bowers! How many tropes can they fit into this one? About six hundred and sixty six. Music: The Exorcist Theme. By. Mike Oldfield

    King of the Lost World ! #11

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2018 70:09


    We're here again with King Of The Lost World! In this episode we discuss Ape men, italian speaking natives, and the complexity of giant animal sizes in a magical jungle. Music: Donkey Kong Rap.

    Shapeshifter ! #10

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2018 64:12


    We're back with Shapehifter! In this episode we disscuss the Romanian mafia, goat demons and Asylum's love for stereotypes.  Opening Music: Beneath the Mask. From the "Persona 5 Original Soundtrack".  Ending Music: Beneath the Mask Rain. From the "Persona 5 Original Soundtrack"  Questions? Feedback? Tells us at entertheasylumpodcast@gmail.com 

    Legion Of The Dead. #9

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2018 76:51


    It's certainly been a while hasn't it? But we are back once again with Legion Of The Dead! In this episode we discuss consensual relationships with Mummies, Pool net jousting, and clones!   Music: Walk Like an Egyptian. By “The Bangles”

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