Welcome to Enter The Asylum! Follow Benjamin and John's journey of self-discovery as they attempt to stay sane while watching and reviewing every single Asylum film ever produced! The Asylum is the film studio most well known for making the Sharknado franchice and numerous mockbusters such as Transm…
In today's episode, John and Benjamin have fallen into a wormhole and found themselves in The Land that Time Forgot!Intro: "Land of the Lost Intro" (1974)Outro: "Land of the Lost Intro" (1991)
Yep, they made a second one of these... Oh, but this time it's a prequel so the plot doesn't matter, and nothing happens, awesome! Music. Machines. By Lothar and the Hand People
Happy very belated holidays! We're at last back with A Snowglobe Christmas! Intro and Outro: Once In A Lifetime. By. Talking Heads. Also Jingle Bells. That too.
We're back with Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus! A movie that actually has character development? In my Asylum? Say it ain't so.
Here we are again, back with another dreadful Asylum Sci-fi movie! The Terminators! Did you know? The real reason Skynet killed everybody was because he watched this film!Questions or Feedback? Tells us at entertheasylumpodcast@gmail.comMusic: The Terminator 2 Theme. By. Brad Fiedel.
Here we are again, back with another dreadful Asylum Sci-fi movie! The Terminators! Did you know? The real reason Skynet killed everybody was because they watched this film!Questions or Feedback? Tells us at entertheasylumpodcast@gmail.comMusic: The Terminator 2 Theme. By. Brad Fiedel.
We're back with another Faith Film, Countdown: Armageddon! The only thing I want to countdown is the number of these movies we have to watch... Music: Silent Hill 2 OST: Mary's Invitation and Pianissimo Epilogue
We're back with a two for one deal here at Enter The Asylum, Dragon Quest and 18-Year-Old Virgin! Two films which we want nothing to do with and desperately do not want to talk about! Music: Stupid Things. By. Girl Ray.
Happy holidays from Enter The Asylum! We're back again for another Asylum holiday film Santa Claws! In this episode, we discuss Santa worshipers, sleigh hackers and kitten haters! Opening Music: Jingle Bells. By Jingle Cats.Ending Music: Silent Night. By Jingle Cats.
We are here again with another Asylum film, The Day the Earth Stopped! It's a shame that the only thing this movie was able to stop was my desire to live! Music: Rain. By. Bishop Allen
We are back with Merlin and the War of the Dragons! In this episode, we try to discuss anything but today's Asylum film! Topics include various BBC shows, fandoms and bible fanfiction! Music: Merlin toy commercial. By. Parker Brothers.
After an extended break, we're finally back with Sunday School Musical! In this episode, we discuss singing, dancing, and a dark and sinister mastermind behind the entire operation! Music: Dem Dry Bones, By. Delta Rhythm Boys.
We're back this week with DEATH RACER! In this episode, we explore the second official film debut of Insane Clown Posse, WWE's Raven, and a shocking revelation about the shadowy past of a racist stereotype! Check out our twitter to see when a new episode releases! https://twitter.com/EnterThe_AsylumMusic: Send In The Clowns. By. Frank Sinatra
We're back to the past with this week's watch of 100 Million BC! In this episode we discuss, being sucked into the digital world, a helicopter-based diet, and the neverending Deja Vu of Asylum films!Check out our twitter to see when a new episode releases! https://twitter.com/EnterThe_Asylum Music: It's Only Time. By. The Magnetic Fields.
We're delving deeper into the depths of The Asylum with today's watch of Journey to the Center of the Earth! In this episode, we discuss big dumb dinosaurs, big dumb spiders, and the big dumb industrial-military complex.! Music: To the center of the earth. By. Pat Boone.Check out our twitter at https://twitter.com/EnterThe_Asylum
Something unusual for us this week with a viewing of a non-Asylum film, The Butterfly Effect! In this episode, we discuss a stupid idiot who can't use time travel properly! That's pretty much it. Just a complete dipstick who can't time travel to save his utterly pathetic life. Fun! Music: PAST LIFE. By. Toddy Smith.Check out our twitter! https://twitter.com/EnterThe_Asylum
We're back this week with Street Racer! In this episode we discuss the sexist fast hot new hot rods! The blazing fast streets of LA, with all its turns and tables, and also the systematic oppression of the post-prison workforce due to their treatment by shitty cops! Music: Gas Gas Gas. By. Manuel Check out our Twitter at https://twitter.com/EnterThe_Asylum
We are back with our latest archaeological dig in which we uncover Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls! In this episode we discuss, The Death Claw, Adults riding kiddie park rides and chewing the script Music: Queen of The Savages. By. Magnetic FieldsCheck out our twitter to see the horse jump! https://twitter.com/EnterThe_Asylum
Never thought we would make it this far but here we are with War of The Worlds 2! In this episode we discuss, the LA zoo, time portals, and a southern conspiracy that might just shake American society to its very core! Music: The End of The World. By. Skeeter Davis.
We are back with another Faith Films Production, 2012: Doomsday! In this Episode we discuss three different groups of people who go on life changing journey’s where nothing happens! Seriously these people casually drive away from a tornado. Music: I've Got A Date With Jesus. By. The Magnetic Fields
What is up everyone! I am an amateur Podcast description writer here to tell you about global warming! 1. What is a global warming? 2. How can American podcasts stop global warming? 3. What do giant tentacle monsters have to say about the Kyoto Protocol and what can we do to help? Tokyo: By. Telekinesis.
Hello again! We continue to waste our time with these terrible Asylum movies! this week we discuss AVH: Alien vs. Hunter! In this episode we'll go into depth about Metal Gear LARPers, benoborphs, and a gun that removes you from the film you're watching! Music: Alien Boy. By. Oliver Tree
We're back into the depths of the Asylum with Intermedio! In this episode we discuss Skeleton zombie chain men, bullet hole covered plywood, and the mystery gang’s tragic descent into drug trafficking Music: This Abyss. By. The Gothic Archies.
We are back with Supercroc! In this episode we discuss Giant crocs, Florida crocs, and industrial military complex crocs! Music: Crocodile Rock. By. Elton John
This is the beginning and the end of Enter The Asylum. Because we watched another trashy film! In this episode we discuss, confusing Father-son dynamics, Nunchaku distractions, and halophobic zombies! Music: Concrete Sea. By. Terry Jacks.
Happy Halldays from Enter The Asylum! We watch another christmas dog film this year and also have a langthly discussion about the Latest Star Wars movie and Cats! Golden Winter discussion begins at 49:50! Music: Jingle Bells. By. Don Charles
Welcome back to this 100% definitely Christian Podcast where we talk about everyone’s favorite Christian film maker, The Asylum! In this episode we discuss Devil stuff, Christian Stuff and uh also Catholic Stuff as well I guess? Music: Where Evil Grows. By. The Poppy Family.
Here we are again with 30,000 Leagues Under the Sea! In this episode we discuss fuck boys in a submarine, toiletries in a submarine, and submarines in submarines. Music: 20 000 leagues under the sea. By. The Magnetic Fields
We return once again with Universal Soldiers! In this episode we discuss circles in rectangles, Sgt. Hernandez, and a suspiciously familiar looking robot! Music: Universal Soldier. By Donovan.
We're back again with our Leigh Scott goodbye party, Invasion Of The Pod People! We discuss using ginger as a house plant, Leigh's questionable opinions, and gratuitous plant orgies. Music, Crows. By. The Gothic Archies.
We're back with the final Leigh Scott directed Asylum film Transmorphers! Warning this episode is only slightly less incomprehensible then the film itself! Not recommended for new listeners. Music: In The Year 2525. By. Zager And Evans
In this episode of Enter The Asylum we argue about what type of bear was mentioned in this film! Oh also there's like a werewolf or something. Music: Be True To Your Bar. By. The Magnetic Fields.
We return with The Asylum's very first faith film The Apocalypse! Listen as we rapture you to a whole other world!
The Boy's are back once again in Leigh Scott's hell basement after watching his revenge fantasy flick "The Hitchhiker" Also further exploration into Leigh's twitter continues! SHOWNOTES Music: Little Lies. By. "Fleetwood Mac" Link to ANTIFA THE MOVIE Link to Hitchhiker film review by "Felix"
We return this week with Freakshow! Based upon Tod Browning's Freaks. We take a historical tour about the history of the Freaks and try to avoid talking about The Asylum’s version as much as possible! Music: Freakshow. By. The Gothic Archies.
Today we face our most toughest challenge yet. Watching another bad leigh scott film.
Happy early Halloween this year because today we watched a definitely not Halloween rip-off, Halloween Night!
After dealing with a broken laptop we're finally back with The 9/11 Commission Report! Probably the most political episode we will ever do. You have been warned! Music: How Do You Slow This Thing Down? By. The Gothic Archies
Benjamin and John celebrate the new year with Asylums first true mockbuster, Snakes on a Train! Music: In the Reptile Room. By. The Gothic Archies.
Benjamin and John are Home Alone™ this Christmas and the only thing keeping them company is The Asylum's very own Christmas rip off, Alone for Christmas!
Argh mateys! Benjamin and John are voyaging the seven seas this week in search of the bug infested Treasure Island! Song: Shipwrecked. By. The Gothic Archies.
It's been a while but we're back with 666: The Child: The return of Devil Baby! Music: A Power Tool Is Not A Toy. By The Young Adults.
This week spirits are unusually high as we face The asylum's quasi rip off of both National Treasure and The Da Vinci Code. Music: Da Vinci. By "Weezer"
Happy Halloween everyone! This week we take a sorta break from The Asylum becuase tonight we're watching Deadline!
Our October spookfest continues with Frankenstein Reborn! Song: Monster Mash. By "Bobby Pickett"
Another week. Another bad Asylum movie. This week it happens to be Dracula's Curse! Music: Dracula. By "Bea Miller."
we're here again with Exorcism: The Possession of Gail Bowers! How many tropes can they fit into this one? About six hundred and sixty six. Music: The Exorcist Theme. By. Mike Oldfield
We're here again with King Of The Lost World! In this episode we discuss Ape men, italian speaking natives, and the complexity of giant animal sizes in a magical jungle. Music: Donkey Kong Rap.
We're back with Shapehifter! In this episode we disscuss the Romanian mafia, goat demons and Asylum's love for stereotypes. Opening Music: Beneath the Mask. From the "Persona 5 Original Soundtrack". Ending Music: Beneath the Mask Rain. From the "Persona 5 Original Soundtrack" Questions? Feedback? Tells us at entertheasylumpodcast@gmail.com
It's certainly been a while hasn't it? But we are back once again with Legion Of The Dead! In this episode we discuss consensual relationships with Mummies, Pool net jousting, and clones! Music: Walk Like an Egyptian. By “The Bangles”