Footprints In The Sandler

We're back! After quite some time, Lachie and Michael have once again joined forces to defeat the evil in our world. We missed you all. We enjoyed getting together again, but did we enjoy the movie? You'll just have to listen on to find out our thoughts. Cheers FitS

A new episode means yet another new series Welcome to "Come On Farley" Join us as we embark on a new adventure with our boy Chris Farley To start things off we watched Tommy Boy Enjoy Follow us on insta @footprintsinthesandler Send us an email sandlerprints@gmail.com

A new year means a new episode and boy was this a stinker. Still only the second worse thing to happen in 2020. Enjoy, kids

Hello again. Thanks for stopping by. I hope you're enjoying yourself and are spending your time wisely. Listening to us chat about a teen spy film from the early 2000s is not spending your time wisely. But thanks anyway. Enjoy.

Join us as we embark on our first trip with Spado. He has an awful haircut and smells a bit but he's ok, in very small doses. Enjoy the song, the haikus and the mad chat about cat food and Kid Rock. Follow us on instagram @footprintsinthesandler

Ice Cube Baby, 99 Baby, I'm on the grind Baby, all the time Baby. On Mars Baby with some Ghosts and shit

Ice Cube has landed in the Footprints sphere and boy is he angry. He's renovating a house and it's not going well. This movie is fucking awful, you should give it a watch. Or don't and just listen to our thoughts on it.

Adam is back. On our screens and in our hearts. This week we tackle the Halloween comedy Netflix exclusive, Hubie Halloween. Listen to what we had to say, tell your friends and send us an email sandlerprints@gmail.com

Angelina is on our screens and oooohh boy these are some baddies. What's with the magic? And the technology? Make up yours minds please.

Join Lachie and Ben for another trip into the world of James Bond. This time Pierce BrosMAN is at the helm, guiding the great ship Footprints into the storm. Will Bond, James Brian Bond get the girl? Will he beat the baddies with literal seconds on the clock? Will he kill hundreds mercilessly? Of course, it's a Bond film. Enjoy

Sorry about the long gap between epsiodes friends. We've been busy as f*** trying to get through the latest watches. Michael managed to find a copy of an early version of Eckmen Origins Colon Wolverine. This version contains unfinished CGI and some other hilarious stuff. Listen to us lose our minds again. Love you all. Find us on insta and twitto @footprintsinthesandler cheers

Hello and welcome to F007prints In The Bondler, the podcast within a podcast where two best friends, Michael and Lachie, watch (not) every film in the James Bond franchise. Their pain and suffering through Adam and Robbo's movies have left them yearning for a little British spy action and they're tireless efforts to bring you one of the worst podcasts of all time have led them to this moment. We promise this will not be a regular thing. We'll maybe watch a Bond film every now and then when we can't think of another shit film to watch. Message us if you have any suggestions because f*** me this is hard work. Love you all. Just kidding, it's all your fault. Follow us on insta and twitsta @footprintsinthesandler

Hello again. This week the boys delve into a little bit of Robin Williams lead children's comedy. There were mixed feelings here. But they pushed on as they always do. Thankyou again for tuning in. Follow us on insta and twitsta @footprintsinthesandler cheers

JCVD and Dennis Rodman  vs Mickey "The Wrestler" Rourke What a ridiculous movie but boy was it fun. There were underwater lasers. What more do you want in a film. If there is a film you would like us to watch message us on instagram  or twitter @footprintsinthesandler Cheers

The Schneid Project returns for another atrocious mess from Robbie Robbie Rob Boi Schneid Boy Robert This one is seriously bad. Don't watch it Cheers Enjoy kids Insta and twitty @footprintsinthesandler

For everyone that has asked us to watch a Nicolas Cage film, here you go. This week we took a break from Robbo and decided to hit up Johnny T and Nicky C TL:DR Lachie's thoughts: Wow Michael's thoughts: This is nearly as good as The Shawshank Redemption, the greatest film in cinematic history. Oh the injustice. Thanks to our friend Abbie who requested this film.

Yes, I've been brokenhearted! Blue since the day we parted Why? Why? Did I ever let you go? Mamma Mia, now I really know! My, my, I could never let you go! Once again Lachie is joined by his good friend and comedy extraordinaire FenBish This week they watched Mamma Mia, an ABBA based musical from 2008. Will we ever get an REO Speedwagon musical starring Adam and the boys? I sure hope so. Enjoy friends

The Schneid Train steams on The boys are back again with another film from Robby McRob-face This time he's in the director chair Enjoy kids. We love you all. Send us an email sandlerprints@gmail.com

To celebrate our 50th episode we thought we would treat/torture ourselves with some cult classic films that Lachie's (fictional) ancestor stars in. Not only do we talk about the OG Highlander, but we also discuss (nearly) all of the sequels and fuck me are some of them bad. Enjoy friends. Find us on Instagram and twitter @footprintsinthesandler

DISCLAIMER: DON'T WATCH THIS SH!T, LET US WATCH FOR U Yeah we recorded this for the Patreon but now it's here suckaz. Cause Adam kind of slowed down his releases eh? Like, we got through his whole filmography and he only released like one...two...maybe three movies? Whatever. So we're onto the Schneid but we're still as Sandy as ever. Get on board and let's capsize this shid. https://www.instagram.com/footprintsinthesandler/

Where to start? This film was fucking awful and not at all funny But what did we expect? Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @footprintsinthesandler

Hey hey!  Another international episode this week. + more Robbo Enjoy @footprintsinthesandler  on twitter and instagram

The Schneid Project is back!!! Now that Microll-Salad and Blocky have finished watching every Adam Sandler film, they're moving onto his pal's movies. This week we're talking Baseball It's bad Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @footprintsinthesandler If you want to support us or want any bonus episode head to patreon.com/FootprintsIntheSandler Cheers

Introduced by the honourable Tim Batt! We are humbled and grateful you solid gent you. So here we are at the final grain of sand (for now)! We've made it. We've forced every last grain into our ears and eyes and now you can too. Listen in for some extensive, nearly infinite technical analysis of how this movie has simultaneously ruined our lives and kept us sane somehow. Listen in to hear us dissect the Möbius strip of these plotlines that defy time and logic, to hear us assess the Gordian knot of the fact that Kevin James's signature joke doesn't even work in the way that he says. He doesn't even do the joke that he says he does. Yet somehow the movie doesn't burst into flames before our eyes for defying the good taste of the universe. This movie is the apex of lazy money. They hang out, they do their jobs with the minimum effort required, and they go home and sleep on a pile of cash. It's a wonderful trip, and an essential piece of history: let us never forget that art isn't art sometimes. Sometimes... It's just a burpshnART. https://www.patreon.com/FootprintsIntheSandler https://www.instagram.com/FootprintsIntheSandler

Michael and Lachie sit down for a serious, serious, confusing, serious, difficult, not-easy, quite easy review of the long list of Sandy Footprints. What does it take to top the list? Why is Pixels NOT at the bottom? Why The Week Of (2018) still so fucken high up? Let us go through them all and insert them into your ears, grain by grain. https://www.patreon.com/FootprintsIntheSandler https://www.instagram.com/FootprintsIntheSandler

Just Go With It is kinda fine like it's not good exactly but it's not a hideous waste of time, well, obviously it is because... That's what we do at F.I.T.S. Michael and Lachie are here to waste an hour and change of your life. Well, hopefully you can multitask and you're not, like, meditating while listening to this. That would be insane. Or going to a theatre where they're showing a blank screen but with this piece of audio. That would be so stupid. Just listen to this at work or at the doctor or at family dinner like everyone else thanks. https://www.patreon.com/FootprintsIntheSandler https://www.patreon.com/instagram

This is perhaps the worst film we've ever seen. There wasn't much to talk about Seriously fuck this movie It's straight to the bottom Enjoy patreon.com/footprintsinthesandler

You won't believe what we gone and done! We watched Nick Cave's infamous unreleased, unfinished behemoth, mammoth, baphomet of a movie! A massive tapestry of a movie! Hounded by studio, location, method-acting, and political pressures! With potentially intercontinental ramifications! A movie that spans the entirety of the concepts of human existence and almost ended the lives of many of its players! Starring Adam Sandler, Daniel Day Lewis, Nick Cave, Nic Cage, Toni Colette, Lindsay Lohan, Will Smith (jr), Will Smith (sr), Method Man, and many others, including Daniel Baldwin as The Great Leader! Tune in and hear the boys unpack this momentous masterpiece of mayhem! https://www.patreon.com/FootprintsIntheSandler https://www.instagram.com/FootprintsIntheSandler

Lachie's back in town! It's like 4°C! RUIN is over! We all watched Uncut Gems and we all had a really stressful time! And now it's one of our faves. Tune in for some S-TIER content and BEAUTIFUL bs!

Once again Michael and Lachie are in different countries, so this week Lachie is joined by his friend Ben to watch the cult classic Tom Green film, Freddy Got Fingered What did they think? Have a listen and find out, you c*** Just kidding , you're a goodie Head to our patreon for more content patreon.com/FootprintsIntheSandler Also find us on twitter and instagram @footprintsinthesandler You can also find Ben on facebook, instagram, twitter, youtube, snapchat and tiktok @fenbish He's real funny

Michael and Ruin decided to lend Lachie the boy some charity seeing as he's still out of the country specifically because he doesn't want to watch Adam Sandler movies anymore: he hated Hotel Transylvania so much so we hunkered down and watched the two sequels for him, and recorded our eloquent and coherent discussion for all to hear. Use your ears or your other orifices to allow the information of our voices to enter your memory cartridges and bask in the wonderful time we have. Welcome to the Sandcastle once again. https://www.patreon.com/FootprintsIntheSandler https://www.instagram.com/FootprintsIntheSandler

Lachie's still away enjoying hot winter so Michael and guest-host Tom Foster are here to discuss Anger Management, a densely convoluted and importantly shit 2003 movie that makes no sense. We had so much to discuss we had a nap in the middle. That's why it's nearly 3 hours long. We napped for 110 minutes. Please enjoy and share this recording of us talking. https://www.instagram.com/FootprintsIntheSandler https://www.instagram.com/FootprintsIntheSandler

We're splitting the work these days. Lachie and Dave got to watch Bulletproof and have a good time talking shite about it. So now it's Michael and Ewan's turn. Tune in for hijinks of the final order

Michael's not here. But the legendary Dave has stepped up to the mic(hael) and boyo was he a natural. Thanks for sticking with us while we're in different countries. We promise to have a load more S tier content in the New Year Cheers @footprintsinthesandler on Instagram and Twitter Email us at sandlerprints@gmail.com# Head to the Patreon for bonus episode patreon.com/footprintsinthesandler

Because we're so disorganised, enjoy this random bonus ep of The Schneid Project over on Patreon, where Michael and Lachie get in deep with Rob Schneider in all his madcap adventures, what a card he is! Oh boy. And if you feel like it's something you wanna hear more of, you could head over to the Patreon and see what's up, check out the breeze, visit the watering hole. If you hate it and us and your life, fear not, more SAND is coming next week or whatever. https://www.patreon.com/FootprintsIntheSandler https://www.instagram.com/FootprintsIntheSandler

Wow who would have thought that we could overcome such great odds like Lachie being in Aus to record a pod that sounds basically fine with no technical issues. Who would have thought that something that we've been doing every week for the best part of a year would continue to go on without a single hiccup or editing failure. Amazing. Welcome to Footprints in the Sanlder, where nothing could every possilby go wrongo. Enjoy listening to this flawless example of creative content. Good movie too, near the top! Thanks ppl x https://www.patreon.com/FootprintsIntheSandler https://www.instagram.com/FootprintsIntheSandler

Lachie's in Aus! Michael's not! We tried a phone convo pod - did it work? TUNE IN to get some SAND in your EARS and find out! Hilarity knows no hemispheric boundaries! So yeah we were gonna do The Meyerowitz Stories but here's Bedtime Stories instead. All good. We'll get through them. Promise. I mean when it's not chronological who really cares what order it's in? Love you x https://www.patreon.com/FootprintsIntheSandler https://www.instagram.com/FootprintsIntheSandler

Another film in the eye holes. Now its time for you to put some sand in your ear holes. This film is about the holidays and fire and dead parents and basketball. There's also songs and reindeer and shit. It's not a goodie but good old Lachie and Michael braved yet another frosty winter of a film to bring you some S-Tier content. If you enjoy this shit head to patreon.com/FootprintsInTheSandler for a free bonus episode where the boys review The Hot Chick, a Rob Schneider classic Cheers, you absolute legends Love FiTS xx

Another straight off the Blockbuster shelf. This piece from 95 showcases a fresh faced Sandboy doing his standup thing and going about being a moron. It's pretty fun, Chris Farley is in it, Steve Buscemi, some other good guys. It's not as much of a nostalgia fest as Happy Gilmore but we weren't asking much of it hey. Michael and Lachie used to watch it when they were kids so they watch it with twinkly eyes. SPECIAL GUEST Ellie, on the other hand, can see this film for what it truly is. An important extra perspective when looking at shit from way back. Get some sand in your ears people everybody. https://www.patreon.com/FootprintsIntheSandler https://www.instagram.com/FootprintsIntheSandler

You know what they say, "if you measure your prison sentence in YARDS, rather than TIME, you'll never work a day in your life." Well, on this pod, we have served some time. This pod has become a border patrol team which we cannot evade (we are the immigrants, Adam Sandler's filmography is our home country? I dunno). But we flip the power: on this pod, we SERVE UP some molten hot content gold. We got Adam, we got Chris Rock (on fire), we got BURT REYNOLDS, we got - wait for it - NELLY. It's not great. But WE are great at watching stuff and talking shite? and making songs up about it? Wtf. Enjoy! https://www.patreon.com/FootprintsIntheSandler https://www.instagram.com/FootprintsIntheSandler

Adam, Drew and their 300 and something children all head to Africa for a holiday. Hilarity ensues. That's basically it. There's a bit with some ostriches. Someone gets a haircut. Terry Crews dances. It's shit. Listen in for chat about wildlife, periods and the occasional improv song done by yours truly. Enjoy Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @footprintsinthesandler Also if you're after some additional episodes you can head to our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/FootprintsIntheSandler There you will find our first epsiode of our first spin off podcast, The Schneid Project, completely free If you would like to support us and would like additional episodes every 2 weeks then you can subscribe for as little as $2 a month Thanks friends, we love you all Lachie and Michael xx

FYI Patreon is live so have a gander if supporting your mates is something you would do irl https://www.patreon.com/FootprintsIntheSandler Energy was high for this one, cause watching young Brendan Fraser, Pantera Buscemi, and bald Sandler reminded us of when we were young no-goodniks ourselves. Trying to keep the Simpsons tangents to a minimum but boy it was hard with this one because there were a bunch of Simpsons actors involved PLUS it's mid-90s so it really vibes. Michael gets a cold during recording. We sing some ditties. Lachie says a bunch of funny stuff. It's your classic set up. Give us a follow: https://www.instagram.com/footprintsinthesandler https://www.twitter.com/footprintsinthesandler Send us a message: sandlerprints@gmail.com Would love to hear from ya x

Xander is our best guest because he's our only Patreon Patron. Be like Xander! Get on Patreon! If u need a reason tune in, he's back to talk at length about a film that we thought was about a shoe maker but is actually about a MAGICAL SHOE MAKER. Wow! Method Man makes an appearance. Dustin Hoffman. The Buscemi. I mean it sounded good at first but it's actually so crap just fyi. We do some songs and all have a good chuckle so come on board you Pecan Sandies.

G'day Fandlers. How are you going? Actually don't respond to that, I don't care. This week we watched a serious movie about relationships in the modern age of 2014. Also Heisenberg was somewhere in the background. Loads of nonsense chat this week, much like every other episode. Please enjoy, tell your pals about the pod and tell your parents you love them You can follow us on Instagram and Twitter @footprintsinthesandler Also if you would like to get in touch you can email us at sandlerprints@gmail.com We also have started a patreon. You can find us on the interwebs at patreon.com/FootprintsInTheSandler Cheers

GUEST ALERT: BARNEY is here. And boy did he...really get his money's worth. I mean you could definitely say, "Barney didn't waste his afternoon talking 100% garbage with Lachie and Michael." It wouldn't be weird for you to say, "Barney really spent that day in the best way he could." Oh boy, he'll be writing to the Prime Minister himself to file this guest spot under "WORTH IT." Well you know what? Lachie and Michael couldn't agree more. Oh wow, yes sir, what a great, worthwhile time. And how was the movie you say? Well......it was....a movie.....I guess. Nah jk blast off guys all good follow us on insta and twitta @footprintsinthesandler send us a line sandlerprints@gmail.com we're also on patreon what's the link again

If you enjoy the podcast and would like to hear more content from us you can head to our Patreon, patreon.com/footprintsinthesandler If you subscribe to the Bonus Content tier you can access our first spin-off podcast: The Schneid Project where we will be watching the works of Rob Schneider. The other bonus episode you get will be decided by the listeners. You choose what we watch or do. We're spending our lives right. This is the right way to spend our time. This is the best thing we could be doing. We are in peak physical condition and divested of boundless mental energies. It takes an arsenal of psychic weapons and tools to combat these flicks that are, let's face it, for kids. But we got those tools. We got Scientological shields of golden truth, and Joseph Smith level tickets to the congress of heaven...of Sandler movies. Or something. Whatever. Get on board c*nts.

First up, I'm going to address the Adam (elephant) in the room. Yes, there is a little bit of an echo on some of our voices. Unfortunately we've tried to fix it and we've done damn well considering what we had to watch this week. Secondly, we had an amazing guest in this week, our good friend Xander. Xander had some great input and theories and we can't thank him enough. Join us this week as we delve into the alcoholic rage induced film that is 'That's My Boy'. Plenty to talk about this week and it unfortunately took us to some dark places. Listen in for some good fun chat and even better songs. You can find us on Instagram @footprintsinthesandler We'd also like to introduce our brand new Patreon : www.patreon.com/FootprintsIntheSandler Join now for exclusive episodes and much much more. Thank you for your continued support. We love you all xx

We got a GUEST SPEAKER in the house — Mr Ewan Carroll (of FL!M fame) lends us his extensive film knowledge and his warm, happy memories of being a cinephile yout and watching this SHIT FILM when it came out, as well as flexing his improv song abilities to (almost) the same level as the sandlerboys. Lockie and Michael are of course also on this ep. Great.

This is it, the big one, the big D'Adam and what a great film it is. This is the film that every future Adam Sandler tried to be. Most of them fail. Trust us, we know. We loved this one, we also loved doing the podcast. We hope you enjoy it. Please share this episode and tell your friends.  You can also follow us on: Instagram @footprintsinthesandler Twitter @footprintsinthesandler Or send us an email sandlerprints@gmail.com We'd love to hear from you

Is this okay? Lachie and Michael can't tell. But we watched it anyway. There's a whole bunch of stuff in this one. Pretzels, cat hackey sack, orgasmic hair, loads of pubes and America is Satan. I literally don't know what to type right now. This film is an odd one. But enjoy listening regardless Here's the lyrics and chords to Lachie's song if you'd like to play along at home: A                                                    D Don't Mess With The Zohan, Don't Mess With The Zohan A                                                    D Don't Mess With The Zohan, Don't Mess With The Zohan Bm                                                D He likes Fizzy Bubbleuch and he likes to cut hair.  Bm                                                D He's bangin' Swardo's Mum fucking everywhere A Don't Mess With The Zohan If someone actually covers this please send us a video or audio clip of you doing so Instagram @footprintsinthesandler Twitter @footprintsinthesandler sandlerprints@gmail.com Cheers

This movie has long blonde hair and beach stuff just like Point Break. And the characters are trapped forever in a loop of confusion just like tatman from Memento. And there's thick, selective chunks of racial stereotyping, just like in the circus that is life. But are we seduced by the smiley funny happy people who are possessed by forces unknown? Yes. Lockie's favourite movie ever of his whole life even the part in the future which he is yet to live. Take us back to Hawaii D'Adam...