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WE'RE BACK! SEASON TWO or something like that. Catch up with Kimmy and Hannah as they discuss what's been going on, martinis, and Kimmy's 2025 in and out list.PLUS special guest HOLLY THE TINY CAT.

OKAY WHO IS FED UP WITH DATING APPS?! Well, Kimmy and Hannah are. In this episode the girls discuss the absolute mess of dating in today's climate, the difference in the dating apps, recent date stories, and more. Sit back and enjoy the rant!

Kimmy and Hannah finally reconnect on the pod after a brief hiatus. The girls discuss new trends they're seeing on Hinge profiles, Kimmy's recent first date, Hannah's weird weekend out, and if there's a benefit to using Feet Finder.

On this episode, Kimmy and Hannah don't wear makeup in an effort to be more demure and modest. The girls discuss the Olympics, breaking drama, Jools Lebron, kitschy mailboxes, nicknames, thesaurus.com, kombucha, having at least three beverages, and leasing struggles. Also, they discuss BUGS at the end of the episode, so TRIGGER WARNING besties!!!!

This week, Kimmy and Hannah discuss being "soft-ghosted" and the end of Kimmy's most recent situationship. The girls also discuss recent bad dating profiles, their strong opinions on iced coffee, pasta beds, learning song lyrics, cash loan companies, and public trusts.

This week Kimmy and Hannah discuss updates to their dating life, why men won't text back, an old pal on Bumble, using tiny ducks as a litmus test, train travel, and a bop by P!nk. Plus, we have an update on a Kimmy story!

Kimmy and Hannah have some updates from past stories, more boy drama (including CRINGE messages), physical touch during hot months, sleeping with a sunburn, finding the perfect body wash, what happened to a baby bird, and Kimmy's experience seeing The Basement Yard live. PLUS - what will be the song of the summer????

On today's episode, Kimmy and Hannah cover fine line tattoos, more on the resurgence of 2000s fashion, texting habits of men we've dated, what it means when a man says he "isn't ready" to date, and the pitfalls of modern dating. Plus, is it rat boyfriend summer???

It's the dirty thirty episode!! Join Kimmy and Hannah on today's episode as they talk about dating life updates, Hannah's embarrassing vacuum story, dumb alpha males online, and Fear Factor. Plus, the gals reminisce on magazine advice from the early 2000s

Today Kimmy and Hannah discuss Kimmy's birthday celebration, pet sitting, a close encounter with a scary gay(?), and awful dating profiles. Plus, is Justin Bieber being a lizard person?!

In today's episode Kimmy and Hannah cover pump covers, tan lines, men taking pics at the gym, art galleries, getting yelled at in a museum, Tinder, and dating app algorithms. Plus - is there a new type of dating picture to look for on a man's profile???

BUCKLE UP, KIDDOS.Today we have a treat for you! Kimmy is discussing her return to Hinge and plays a random profile's voice note. WHAT A CRAZY TREAT IT IS. Hannah also decides to open up and share her story about Pharma Daddy, which includes a few relatable (or embarrassing) details. What an interesting episode...

Yup, we're talking tequila today, so you've been warned. Kimmy is simply vibing, and Hannah has a few thoughts to discuss this week. In today's episode, we cover our weekends, Bring Me The Horizon, a hot security guard, new friends(?), and a jerk man.

This week Kimmy and Hannah briefly talk about blood, so trigger warning if that is a sensitive topic for you!The gals also discuss Iron Maiden, F1 racing, April rain, fog, horizontal collaboration, early aughts, Black Veil Brides, what makes a broth, apartment leasing agents, diner atmosphere, iced coffee, and Taylor Swift's new album.

This week Kimmy and Hannah talk about DuoLingo, corporate social media, Dua Lipa, new fashion trends, the Amish, South of the Border, awkward workouts, applying sunscreen on someone, Arianna Grande, and boomerangs.

Happy Jordan episode everyone! This week Kimmy and Hannah talk about the eclipse, third nipples, the Blue Man Group, Smurfs, Tame Impala, Jojo Siwa, men at bars, Kimmy's social experiment, Small Pools, a ‘missing' Boston Chef, and Morgan Wallen.

This week Kimmy and Hannah talk about the relief of your team losing March Madness, people obsessed with chain gyms, who enjoys Burger King, niche local drama, straight men posting on their stories, and Boy Moms.

This week Kimmy and Hannah GET. INTO. IT. Break out the tin foil hats because we're talking conspiracies: Illuminati, the Denver airport, Boeing, The Octopus, and more. Also hear thoughts on Kimmy's recent air travel, crying from laughing, random expressions or idiomatic phrases, dissecting animals, recent TikTok news (like Alpha Dom), and fish doorbells.

This week Kimmy and Hannah are more random than ever. With no set plan for discourse, we discuss read receipts, new info about soaking, religion and Christianity (negatively: you've been warned), random social media trends, and honestly who can keep track of how many subject changes there were. well…YOU JUST HAVE TO LISTEN TO FIND OUT THE REST I GUESS. *~*~*oh nooooo, how unfortunate you have to listen to the podcast you were already planning on listening to*~*~*grow up. we love you.

Kimmy and Hannah discuss daylight savings, the royal family speculations, Kimmy's voodoo doll, the loudest bar in DC, recent encounters with men at bars, Bud Light in a bottle, what is a horsepower, name consultants, and the Apple journal app. Plus - the girls dive into astrology????

The New Year begins on March 1st, so let's celebrate! Kimmy and Hannah discuss remembering names, TikTok influencers and celebrity interactions, de-influencing overconsumption and hyperconsumerism, men putting in effort when dating, and Hannah's recent suburban Mexican restaurant experience. PLUS: an update on Hannah's worst date ever?!?! Make sure you listen/watch episode 7 of the podcast to prepare for the news!!

Kimmy and Hannah get back on their soapboxes and talk about Goldfish crackers, soup, smoothies, Chipotle "hacks," girls who read books, 75 Hard, shower times, and smoking in bars. Plus, a major change in Kimmy's life??????? Whatever will we do!!!!!

Kimmy and Hannah have TikTok trends on the mind today! The girls talk about legging legs, men-repelling makeup, house plants, and the rebranding of food. Plus another sandwich hot take from Kimmy and bonus cats (outsourced).

On this week's pod Kimmy and Hannah get into the reasonings and economics behind certain trends. With zero economic experience and the confidence of 10,000 white men, listen to them discuss the clean girl aesthetic, hot girl walks, mob boss wife aesthetic, skincare trends, spit takes, Stanley Tumblers, middle school, Saltburn, and gross food TikToks.

This episode is all about Kimmy and Hannah's "Ins and Outs" for 2024. Plus learn about Kimmy's most recent epic fail!

The last episode recorded in 2023 is finally here. Kimmy and Hannah discuss how musicians work a crowd, "Living for the Dead" on Hulu, Macy's being the fragrance destination, blimps and their extinction, "The Perfect Storm," how the ocean is terrifying, the 9-month world cruise, men who think they can do better than you, the drama of men gaslighting you after they mess up, and the anxiety after sending an important text.FHVC is so excited to continue on in 2024. THANK YOU for being a listener/viewer - love you!

Hey Squatcheroonies! On today's episode, Kimmy and Hannah discuss cryptids, Spotify Daylists, Spotify Wrapped, dating someone with a family name, dating someone with a bad name, past teachers, bad memories, and making pizza. Plus, you get TWO games for the price of one episode!!

This week's episode covers red nail theory, designer shoes, skin care favorites, dating profile tips for men, role playing in public, and go-to dips. Plus, Kimmy and Hannah reminisce on family holiday traditions.

This week, Kimmy and Hannah talk about Kimmy's experience at EDC Orlando, being propositioned, being in your element, setting boundaries, being confrontational, the "if he wanted to he would" trend, airplane etiquette, and taking up space as women. Plus, in honor of the upcoming holiday, let's talk about what we're thankful for!!!

Hannah and Kimmy are back with another episode about the struggles of running, bridesmaids dresses, friend group traditions, grammar, communicating with men, anxious attachments, and tying shoes.

The girls get right into it this week. Kimmy and Hannah discuss Hannah's appearance on the DC Dates Live! dating show. Plus, they talk more about who should pay on a first date, the most annoying thing a man has said to them, and if wine should be featured on future episodes. Go follow @washingtonianprobs on Instagram, and tune in on Wednesdays at 8:00 PM ET to watch new episodes of DC Dates Live!!

Come on today's journey where Kimmy and Hannah discuss words we hate, pop punk band journeys, guilty pleasures, suburban chain restaurants, apple watch tans, being a lefty, taking languages, and phone updates. Plus, Hannah shares her worst date experience (oh no!).

Kimmy and Hannah talk airplane etiquette, romanticizing travel, being good boyfriends, sleeping on mens' chests, and cute aggression. Also, find out what's in Kimmy's notes: personal levels of hell, rants, dramatic responses, and memoir titles. Plus, we search random keywords in our text conversations to see what we find!

In this anxiety-fueled episode, Kimmy and Hannah discuss comedy show crowd work, unwanted explicit pictures, our personal red flags, even more icks, downloading music and the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Plus, we reminisce on Kimmy's 23rd birthday in Miami... WHEW!

On this hectic episode, Kimmy and Hannah talk about sweating, french onion soup, superstitions, UNC, basketball, ghosting, 500 Days of Summer, bathroom pep talks, and icks. Plus, there's a special guest appearance from Holly and Kimmy's new pet house fly!

Kimmy and Hannah talk about cuffing season, dating app pictures, bad texting habits, gym etiquette, influencer "getting ready" videos, and Halloween costume ideas.

On this episode of the podcast, Kimmy and Hannah discuss hangovers, copywriting music, MTV, men being dramatic, first dates, and Joe Santagato. Then, Kimmy and Hannah introduce the State of the Union (SOTU) and play a game! Thanks for listening, besties!!!!

Hi, we're Kimmy and Hannah! Today we're talking about concert etiquette and when men want to date your friends. Plus, Hannah surprises Kimmy with a game. This is our first episode, so please be patient with us! Thanks besties!!