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DC-based comedy podcast hosted by Kimmy & Hannah Fueled by caffeine and chaos, FHVC discusses dating, trends, pet-peeves, hot takes, personal anecdotes, mental health, night life, and general life as a 20-something. Take a listen - all the funny, hot, and cool kids are doing it!

Funny Hot & Very Cool


    • Jan 21, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 49m AVG DURATION
    • 38 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Funny Hot & Very Cool

    Brined and Ready

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2025 51:05


    WE'RE BACK! SEASON TWO or something like that. Catch up with Kimmy and Hannah as they discuss what's been going on, martinis, and Kimmy's 2025 in and out list.PLUS special guest HOLLY THE TINY CAT.

    I Had My First Holy Communion At Penn Quarter Sports Tavern

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2024 53:59


    OKAY WHO IS FED UP WITH DATING APPS?! Well, Kimmy and Hannah are. In this episode the girls discuss the absolute mess of dating in today's climate, the difference in the dating apps, recent date stories, and more. Sit back and enjoy the rant!

    No Romance Please

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2024 49:03


    Kimmy and Hannah finally reconnect on the pod after a brief hiatus. The girls discuss new trends they're seeing on Hinge profiles, Kimmy's recent first date, Hannah's weird weekend out, and if there's a benefit to using Feet Finder.

    Most Demure Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2024 43:22


    On this episode, Kimmy and Hannah don't wear makeup in an effort to be more demure and modest. The girls discuss the Olympics, breaking drama, Jools Lebron, kitschy mailboxes, nicknames, thesaurus.com, kombucha, having at least three beverages, and leasing struggles. Also, they discuss BUGS at the end of the episode, so TRIGGER WARNING besties!!!!

    Penne On My Toes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2024 46:31


    This week, Kimmy and Hannah discuss being "soft-ghosted" and the end of Kimmy's most recent situationship. The girls also discuss recent bad dating profiles, their strong opinions on iced coffee, pasta beds, learning song lyrics, cash loan companies, and public trusts.

    Tiny Ducks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2024 50:09


    This week Kimmy and Hannah discuss updates to their dating life, why men won't text back, an old pal on Bumble, using tiny ducks as a litmus test, train travel, and a bop by P!nk. Plus, we have an update on a Kimmy story!

    Guava Girls

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2024 52:11


    Kimmy and Hannah have some updates from past stories, more boy drama (including CRINGE messages), physical touch during hot months, sleeping with a sunburn, finding the perfect body wash, what happened to a baby bird, and Kimmy's experience seeing The Basement Yard live. PLUS - what will be the song of the summer????

    Rat Boyfriends

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2024 57:13


    On today's episode, Kimmy and Hannah cover fine line tattoos, more on the resurgence of 2000s fashion, texting habits of men we've dated, what it means when a man says he "isn't ready" to date, and the pitfalls of modern dating. Plus, is it rat boyfriend summer???

    Vacuum Nightmare

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2024 52:44


    It's the dirty thirty episode!! Join Kimmy and Hannah on today's episode as they talk about dating life updates, Hannah's embarrassing vacuum story, dumb alpha males online, and Fear Factor. Plus, the gals reminisce on magazine advice from the early 2000s

    Find Me With The Dogs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2024 56:10


    Today Kimmy and Hannah discuss Kimmy's birthday celebration, pet sitting, a close encounter with a scary gay(?), and awful dating profiles. Plus, is Justin Bieber being a lizard person?!

    Selfies At The Gym

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2024 46:10


    In today's episode Kimmy and Hannah cover pump covers, tan lines, men taking pics at the gym, art galleries, getting yelled at in a museum, Tinder, and dating app algorithms. Plus - is there a new type of dating picture to look for on a man's profile???

    The Most Horrific Voice Memo LIVE! (NOT CLICKBAIT)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2024 55:11


    BUCKLE UP, KIDDOS.Today we have a treat for you! Kimmy is discussing her return to Hinge and plays a random profile's voice note. WHAT A CRAZY TREAT IT IS. Hannah also decides to open up and share her story about Pharma Daddy, which includes a few relatable (or embarrassing) details. What an interesting episode...

    Trigger Warning - Tequila

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2024 55:39


    Yup, we're talking tequila today, so you've been warned. Kimmy is simply vibing, and Hannah has a few thoughts to discuss this week. In today's episode, we cover our weekends, Bring Me The Horizon, a hot security guard, new friends(?), and a jerk man.

    Lateral Moves

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2024 49:36


    This week Kimmy and Hannah briefly talk about blood, so trigger warning if that is a sensitive topic for you!The gals also discuss Iron Maiden, F1 racing, April rain, fog, horizontal collaboration, early aughts, Black Veil Brides, what makes a broth, apartment leasing agents, diner atmosphere, iced coffee, and Taylor Swift's new album.

    Denim Maxi Skirts

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2024 46:04


    This week Kimmy and Hannah talk about DuoLingo, corporate social media, Dua Lipa, new fashion trends, the Amish, South of the Border, awkward workouts, applying sunscreen on someone, Arianna Grande, and boomerangs.

    Nothing Of Substance

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2024 53:43


    Happy Jordan episode everyone! This week Kimmy and Hannah talk about the eclipse, third nipples, the Blue Man Group, Smurfs, Tame Impala, Jojo Siwa, men at bars, Kimmy's social experiment, Small Pools, a ‘missing' Boston Chef, and Morgan Wallen.

    Pit Bulls & Tiaras

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2024 50:54


    This week Kimmy and Hannah talk about the relief of your team losing March Madness, people obsessed with chain gyms, who enjoys Burger King, niche local drama, straight men posting on their stories, and Boy Moms.

    Fist-A-Purse

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2024 57:14


    This week Kimmy and Hannah GET. INTO. IT. Break out the tin foil hats because we're talking conspiracies: Illuminati, the Denver airport, Boeing, The Octopus, and more. Also hear thoughts on Kimmy's recent air travel, crying from laughing, random expressions or idiomatic phrases, dissecting animals, recent TikTok news (like Alpha Dom), and fish doorbells.

    Wildly Unprepared

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2024 55:00


    This week Kimmy and Hannah are more random than ever. With no set plan for discourse, we discuss read receipts, new info about soaking, religion and Christianity (negatively: you've been warned), random social media trends, and honestly who can keep track of how many subject changes there were. well…YOU JUST HAVE TO LISTEN TO FIND OUT THE REST I GUESS. *~*~*oh nooooo, how unfortunate you have to listen to the podcast you were already planning on listening to*~*~*grow up. we love you.

    Horsepower

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2024 50:30


    Kimmy and Hannah discuss daylight savings, the royal family speculations, Kimmy's voodoo doll, the loudest bar in DC, recent encounters with men at bars, Bud Light in a bottle, what is a horsepower, name consultants, and the Apple journal app. Plus - the girls dive into astrology????

    The Official New Years Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2024 48:59


    The New Year begins on March 1st, so let's celebrate! Kimmy and Hannah discuss remembering names, TikTok influencers and celebrity interactions, de-influencing overconsumption and hyperconsumerism, men putting in effort when dating, and Hannah's recent suburban Mexican restaurant experience. PLUS: an update on Hannah's worst date ever?!?! Make sure you listen/watch episode 7 of the podcast to prepare for the news!!

    Both Dumb And Smart

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2024 49:57


    Kimmy and Hannah get back on their soapboxes and talk about Goldfish crackers, soup, smoothies, Chipotle "hacks," girls who read books, 75 Hard, shower times, and smoking in bars. Plus, a major change in Kimmy's life??????? Whatever will we do!!!!!

    Outsourcing Cats

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2024 44:37


    Kimmy and Hannah have TikTok trends on the mind today! The girls talk about legging legs, men-repelling makeup, house plants, and the rebranding of food. Plus another sandwich hot take from Kimmy and bonus cats (outsourced).

    We Are Totally Economists

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2024 60:12


    On this week's pod Kimmy and Hannah get into the reasonings and economics behind certain trends. With zero economic experience and the confidence of 10,000 white men, listen to them discuss the clean girl aesthetic, hot girl walks, mob boss wife aesthetic, skincare trends, spit takes, Stanley Tumblers, middle school, Saltburn, and gross food TikToks.

    More and Bore in 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2024 52:54


    This episode is all about Kimmy and Hannah's "Ins and Outs" for 2024. Plus learn about Kimmy's most recent epic fail!

    Blimp Extinction

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2024 47:06


    The last episode recorded in 2023 is finally here. Kimmy and Hannah discuss how musicians work a crowd, "Living for the Dead" on Hulu, Macy's being the fragrance destination, blimps and their extinction, "The Perfect Storm," how the ocean is terrifying, the 9-month world cruise, men who think they can do better than you, the drama of men gaslighting you after they mess up, and the anxiety after sending an important text.FHVC is so excited to continue on in 2024. THANK YOU for being a listener/viewer - love you!

    Sassy Squatch

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2023 44:25


    Hey Squatcheroonies! On today's episode, Kimmy and Hannah discuss cryptids, Spotify Daylists, Spotify Wrapped, dating someone with a family name, dating someone with a bad name, past teachers, bad memories, and making pizza. Plus, you get TWO games for the price of one episode!!

    Talking Boots

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2023 48:19


    This week's episode covers red nail theory, designer shoes, skin care favorites, dating profile tips for men, role playing in public, and go-to dips. Plus, Kimmy and Hannah reminisce on family holiday traditions.

    You Should Smile More

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2023 37:36


    This week, Kimmy and Hannah talk about Kimmy's experience at EDC Orlando, being propositioned, being in your element, setting boundaries, being confrontational, the "if he wanted to he would" trend, airplane etiquette, and taking up space as women. Plus, in honor of the upcoming holiday, let's talk about what we're thankful for!!!

    But Like With Feminism

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2023 52:31


    Hannah and Kimmy are back with another episode about the struggles of running, bridesmaids dresses, friend group traditions, grammar, communicating with men, anxious attachments, and tying shoes.

    Dating Show Debrief

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2023 49:36


    The girls get right into it this week. Kimmy and Hannah discuss Hannah's appearance on the DC Dates Live! dating show. Plus, they talk more about who should pay on a first date, the most annoying thing a man has said to them, and if wine should be featured on future episodes. Go follow @washingtonianprobs on Instagram, and tune in on Wednesdays at 8:00 PM ET to watch new episodes of DC Dates Live!!

    Hannah's Worst Date Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2023 50:26


    Come on today's journey where Kimmy and Hannah discuss words we hate, pop punk band journeys, guilty pleasures, suburban chain restaurants, apple watch tans, being a lefty, taking languages, and phone updates. Plus, Hannah shares her worst date experience (oh no!).

    Biting You Like A 90s Toy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2023 44:15


    Kimmy and Hannah talk airplane etiquette, romanticizing travel, being good boyfriends, sleeping on mens' chests, and cute aggression. Also, find out what's in Kimmy's notes: personal levels of hell, rants, dramatic responses, and memoir titles. Plus, we search random keywords in our text conversations to see what we find!

    Rompers At The Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2023 44:51


    In this anxiety-fueled episode, Kimmy and Hannah discuss comedy show crowd work, unwanted explicit pictures, our personal red flags, even more icks, downloading music and the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Plus, we reminisce on Kimmy's 23rd birthday in Miami... WHEW!

    Bad Omens

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2023 55:12


    On this hectic episode, Kimmy and Hannah talk about sweating, french onion soup, superstitions, UNC, basketball, ghosting, 500 Days of Summer, bathroom pep talks, and icks. Plus, there's a special guest appearance from Holly and Kimmy's new pet house fly!

    Hating and Dating

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2023 41:36


    Kimmy and Hannah talk about cuffing season, dating app pictures, bad texting habits, gym etiquette, influencer "getting ready" videos, and Halloween costume ideas.

    Victorian Children

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2023 45:50


    On this episode of the podcast, Kimmy and Hannah discuss hangovers, copywriting music, MTV, men being dramatic, first dates, and Joe Santagato. Then, Kimmy and Hannah introduce the State of the Union (SOTU) and play a game! Thanks for listening, besties!!!!

    Pilot (Please Be Nice)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2023 44:29


    Hi, we're Kimmy and Hannah! Today we're talking about concert etiquette and when men want to date your friends. Plus, Hannah surprises Kimmy with a game. This is our first episode, so please be patient with us! Thanks besties!!

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