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Welcome to Glamour Plate, a podcast about the Real Endgame of Final Fantasy XIV!

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    • May 3, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 56m AVG DURATION
    • 76 EPISODES


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    71 - The Swag Valence

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2023 50:11


    We're back! It's part two of our look at the Diamond gear from the Omega raids. Please enjoy! Set reference here.

    70 - You've Been Can Opened

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2023 39:35


    We're venturing back to Stormblood to take a look at the Diamond set! It's triangles galore to match our favourite clown boss, but some of these clothes need to be put through the wash first.   Set reference

    68 -Beauty and the Beaster

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2023 59:10


    It's eggsactly what you wanted: a Glamour Plate episode about the various Easter and Little Ladies Day attires! There's a lot of little pieces here and there for this one, so please enjoy some springtime morsels! Set reference here.

    67 - Ankle Guard Fire Emblem

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2023 75:39


    We're back! Hopefully we are for real this time. Dylan's audio for the first 30 minutes is a little rough since we had some Technical Difficulties, but it does get better for the second half of the episode. This week we're talking about the Hypostatic armor from the Euphrosyne alliance raid! You had to wait an extra week, so this one is a little bit longer than usual. Please enjoy! Set reference here.

    66 - The Riverdale Tangent Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2023 75:17


    We're back! It's a couple weeks after our Earth Valentine's Day, so now it's time for us to take a look at Valentoine's Day in Eorzea. Oh, and we take a moment to look at some tumblr posts. Enjoy! We're probably going to have to take another small break for scheduling reasons, but we will return in a couple weeks.   Set reference here.

    65 - Fabric Store Outfit

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2023 48:09


    We're back! It's time to finish up the PvP series based on the Twelve. Please enjoy! Set reference here.

    64 - We Love Halo One

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2023 44:18


    We're back! This week our hosts are taking a look at the PvP gear based off the Twelve. We just got a bunch of renditions of them in the new alliance raid series, so we thought we'd take a look at these pieces.   Set reference here.

    63 - Dirty Nurse Beige

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2023 38:42


    We're back! I hope everyone is enjoying the new patch. We're back to talk about the rest of the Sky Pirate gear from Heavensward. There's a lot of shared models with last week, but there's also some Real Special pieces hidden in there. Be sure to check out the set reference for the hosts' Objectively Best Sky Pirate Outfits. Set reference here.

    62 -Mr. Dog Nipples

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2023 39:06


    We're finally back from hiatus with the Sky Pirate set! It's got a helmet perfect for glaring, return of the Persona 4 stitching, some cringe colourways, and the most Kingdom Hearts shorts we've seen yet.   Set reference

    Announcement - We'll Be Back in the New Year!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2022 1:08


    Hi all, we're taking a break and will be back in the new year! We'd planned to get one last set done but alas, our brains have not been the most cooperative. Thank you so much for listening, and please look forward to our usual nonsense in 2023!

    61 - Eulmoran Orthopedics

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2022 52:05


    We're back! It's time for another Glamour Plate, and we're finishing up part two of the crafter/gatherer Fiend sets. There's some questionable safety gear, unknown Flavored Juices, and fishing gear straight from Yharnam. Please enjoy! Set Reference here.

    60 - MILFfiend Set

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2022 49:49


    We're back, but with a little something different! For the first time in Glamour Plate history, we're diving into crafter/gatherer-specific gear. There's horror movie butcher boots, sapphic gloves, and the absolute perfect look to wear to a party.   Art by @SolaireHazard Set reference can be found here

    59 - Tax Evasionway

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2022 56:25


    We're back! We're here to finish up the lunar envoy set with the healing and casting gear. If you're a new listener you might think that having only two sets that share armor models would mean it's a short one, but no! Our hosts are freaks! They're a bunch of caster and healer mains, so you know they've got a lot to say. Set reference here.

    58 - Scrape Them With It and Lick???

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 53:39


    Here's part 2 of the Lunar Envoy series! Oh no! I'm being dragged away by Sleepy Bitch Disease!   Set reference.

    57 - Crystal Inflation

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2022 46:01


    We're finally back, and with a new set too! This time we're looking at the Lunar Envoy gear, with its cable knit tiddy window, butt cape with lapels, and an axe that enforces good posture.   Set reference can be found here Art by @SolaireHazard

    56 - Astro Meatball

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2022 53:35


    We're back with part 2 of our Abyssos review, and there's some real stunners in this lot! Finally, we have separates with the casting robes, plus one of the best scholar books we've seen so far. Finally, a special guest appearance by our lovely co-editor Laura!   Set reference can be found here Art by @SolaireHazard  

    55 - Heat Does Rise

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2022 53:51


    We're back! A new raid tier is out, so that means new shiny raid gear to look at. This week we're starting with the fending, maiming, striking, and scouting gear. We talk about being a lobster, limp ass wrists, and 1985's Clue. Please enjoy!   Set reference here.

    56 - Bib of Casting

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2022 55:55


    We've got guns made of sprues, bad ninja daggers (as always) and a shirt that will really let you breast boobily at the beerfest. So join us as we wrap up our discussion on the Neo-Ishgardian set!   Set reference can be found here Art by @SolaireHazard

    GP Ep55 - It's Giving Beer Wench

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2022 53:51


    We're back! It's an extra long episode introducing a new series on the Neoishgardian crafted gear from Shadowbringers. Clocks, gears, and goggles abound! We covered the fending and maiming gear to start off with. Please enjoy!   Set reference here.

    GP Ep 54 - Force-Femme Dress

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2022 62:24


    We're going back to Stormblood to take a look at map fashion! There's some epic highs and lows with these items, so join us to find out what vibes straight boy wintertime vibes.   Set reference can be found here Art by @SolaireHazard

    GP Ep 53 - Butt Curtains

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2022 53:26


    We're back! It's summertime baby! Time to kick back in the shade with a nice cool drink and listen to our episode about Moonfire Faire seasonal gear across the life of FFXIV! I hope you like swimwear, a little bit of tiddy, and...full plate armor? It's good! Set reference here.

    GP Ep 52 - A Decent Slutty Bottom

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2022 46:58


    We're finally back from our break and we're covering a much beloved gearset, the Shisui set. So come join us as we talk butt curtains, horrible colour schemes, and coral reef weaponry.   Set reference can be found here Art by @SolaireHazard

    GP Ep51 - Lobster Elastics for your Gun

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2022 37:31


    We're back! Finishing up the Palaka sets. I'm gonna be real with you I edited this last night and after working all knowledge of what was said has left my mind. It's a good ep, but who knows what it contains! This episode is like a lootbox. Open it up for a surprise! Set reference here.

    GP Ep 50 - An Exercise in Almost

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2022 72:47


    We're back with special guest Jeff to talk Ishgard Restoration fashion!   Set reference is here

    GP Ep49 - Sharp Croissant

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2022 50:50


    Have you ever had a dream that that you, um, you had, you'll, you would you could, you do, you would you want you You could do some, you...You'll do, you could you, you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything? Anyways this is a podcast about the Palaka gear from one of the most emotionally difficult dungeons in Endwalker! In all seriousness, a lot of this gear looks great and you're probably going to want to run it a billion times for glams. Listen to the gang talk about it!   Set reference here.

    GP Ep 48 -Knot First or Pizza First

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2022 51:10


    We're back with the final installment of our Omega gear set review, in which we discuss homophobic design decisions, the majesty of tailcoats, and make Nat look at memes they've been too busy living under a rock to have seen   Set reference can be found here

    GP Ep47 - Holographic Video Hoes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2022 51:05


    We're back! It's time to return to our review series on the Omega gear. This time we're talking about the striking, scouting, and aiming gear. There's a moment in this one that made everyone reel back in disgust upon seeing a certain weapon. There's also a moment where the hosts completely lose track of everything and watch the intro to a different Final Fantasy game, so this one's a good time I think. Set reference here.

    GP Ep 46 - Ungender the Skirt

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2022 81:01


    We're back with our guest Graff and diving into more miscellaneous fashion pieces! Come hear about slutty butchers aprons, more Hrothgar struggles with fashion, and the canonical reason 2B's a** is That Big.   Set reference can be found here

    GP Ep45 - Mesh All The Way Down

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2022 71:10


    We're back! It's time for a special guest episode with Twitch's favorite cat grandpa Graff (@GraffXIV on twitter and GraffXIV on Twitch). Everybody's brought a selection of random pieces to talk about, but as usual, the gang can't be trusted to be concise in their reviews so this is the first in a multipart series. This week there's mesh, cuffs, and chastity! Set reference found here.

    GP Ep 44 - Assigned Omega Cash Shop

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2022 47:52


    We're back with another multi-part raid series episode, this time diving back into Stormblood! So come take a look at some high tech gear that we all wish could reconfigure gender, dropping from the Alphascape raid tier.   Set reference can be found here

    GP Ep43 - Ungenders Your Gearset

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2022 42:03


    We're back! It's time for the gang to yell about gender locked gear again. With the new changes to PvP also came a returning Garo/Makai event. The gear is gender locked unfortunately and there's a set for every Heavensward and Realm Reborn job, so there's kinda too many to cover in one episode. We (mostly Tyler) picked some of our favorites and talked about them! Hope you like it! Because that's what we did! Okay?!   Set reference here.

    GP Ep 42 - Thancred's First Time in Drag

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2022 47:00


    Join us for our extremely meandering discussion of the gear from the new alliance raid, Aglaia! There's some very good pieces this raid.   Set reference can be found here   If you like the show please rate and review on your podcast platform of choice!

    GP Ep 41 - Dirty Laundry

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2022 42:58


    We're back! It's time to finish up our Yorha Apocalypse gear review. This is the second part of our look at the Copied Factory gear. You can look like 2B and...kinda look like 9S...sorta. A lot of shared pieces here so I lost track of what all they looked at, sorry. Please enjoy!   Set reference here.

    GP Ep 40 - Tiddy Sunrise

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2022 49:57


    We're back to our roots with the last (or first) Dark Apocalypse set, the Type 51 gear from Copied Factory!   Link to the set reference Follow us on Twitter or Tumblr! Art by @SolaireHazard  

    GP Ep39 - Beauty Sash Pasgeants

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2022 39:16


    We're finally finishing up our Asphodelos raid gear review! The final piece is the caster and healer weapons. They've got hidden rocks, flared bases, and big sashes! We also talk about Homestuck for a second please don't hate us for it. Set reference here.

    GP Ep 38 - Ghost Costume

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2022 36:50


    We're back with more of the Asphodelos set, along with a bonus commentary at the end of the episode on how horrible birds are!   Set reference can be found here.   Twitter Tumblr

    GP Ep 37 - Wearable Wedgies

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2022 45:57


    It's the hot new fashion fad Wearable Wedgies! We're back with another review of the Asphodelos gear from Endwalker. It's striking and scouting this week, and our hosts were not kind to some of these pieces. We got Ascian Pride Parade looks, very intense pore strips, and random hate for dental hygienists. We also learn a little about Advent Calendars. Please enjoy!   Set reference here.

    36 - Worst Fork at the Food Court

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2022 39:18


    We're back on our bullshit with Endwalker's first raid gear, the Asphodelos set from Pandaemonium. So get your Grecian cosplay on and settle down for a long talk about glowing plastic!   Set reference can be found here

    Gp Ep35 - Erect Tassels

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2022 42:39


    We're back! It's the final episode of the Moonward gear. There's a WiiMote steering peripheral, dosis juice, and character name pronunciation that we're still not 100% on. Where is the Dosis juice stored? How does one "squirt healing juice"? Also, for anyone asking IT'S FROSTED GLASS.   Set reference here.

    GP Ep 34 - Delicate and Erotic Wrists

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2022 49:50


    We're back! A Moonward set review comes your way yet again! This week the gang talks about the striking gear. Be careful when pulling out your samurai sword and try not to get your ass bossed too much. Next week we'll be covering the healing and casting gear.   Set reference here.

    GP Ep 33 - He Has the Strap

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2022 35:20


    It's time to talk about Endwalker tome gear, starting with the Moonward set! It's bright, it's colourful, and it makes some interesting references to designs from older games, not all of them good (at least in the eyes of our hosts). Also, the worlds largest spear.   Set reference can be found here!

    GP Ep 32 - Dragoon Strip Tease

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2022 68:56


    We're back! It's time to finish up our look at the Endwalker Artefact gear with the melee DPS sets. We also get to talking about triangles, cat butt jewelry, and armor boogers. Please enjoy!   Set reference here.

    GP Ep 31 - Neural Network Gun Design

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2022 84:14


    We're back with more Endwalker artefact gear, this time ranged DPS and caster! We've got ship hulls, frankenguns, frakenjackets, something weird going on in the crotch region, the ultimate witch outfit and more!   Set reference available here

    GP Ep 30 - McPope

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2022 43:07


    Want to look like a wedding cake? Want your toes out? Are you here for a Mama Mia 2 cosplay? What about holding the moon itself in your hands? The Endwalker healer artefact sets have you covered! Tune in to find out what a disaster Sharlayan fashion apparently is.   Set Reference

    GP Ep 29 - Single Detached Chicken Wing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2022 52:53


    Rejoice! Our extended holiday break is over! We're moving into Endwalker content and talking about the level 90 artefact gear. This first part is all tank gear. We talk about abandoned chicken wings, big naturals, and multi-layer butt capes. Enjoy!   Set reference here!

    GP Ep 28 - My Knees are Hotspots

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2021 80:53


    We're back! We have survived the launch of Endwalker, and we are back to our regular schedule (we reserve the right to take a Christmas break though). This week the gang is looking at the Ravel Keeper armor and weapons from Shadowbringers! A lot of this gear has unique looks for each role. I think the vibe was mostly positive on these aside from a "Is this appropriation?" moment. Please enjoy!   Set reference here.

    27 - G‘raha Tia‘s Password Journal

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2021 48:23


    We're back with yet more of the Exarchic set! This week we look at a weapon that could be your friendly robot vacuum outfitted for battle, yet more terribly brittle crystal weapons, and the gothest bucket hat.   Set reference

    GP Ep 26 - Bejeweled Catholic Skeletons

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2021 67:38


    We're back! This week it's our first venture into the Exarchic Set, which if you haven't seen it...has prominent usage of White Crystals. You can probably see where this is going, but if you don't wanna hear us talk about cum and TMI about high school sex ed. Do you know what a Devil's Dick is? I sure as hell didn't before this episode! Enjoy!   Set reference here.

    GP Ep25 - Twerk for the Pope

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2021 74:27


    We're back! PREPARE TO BE JUDGED! That's what we're doing this week to that Bozjan Southern Front gear known as the Judge Set! This time we called in Final Fantasy extraordinaire Skull Hazard. It's just armor this time around, so we managed to keep our opinions contained to a single episode. These pieces are all plated up like a lobster and one of them even expands boys' asses! Big ol' Dumpy Time Let's Go!   Set reference here!

    GP Ep24 - Very Gay Chaps

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2021 76:20


    We're back with the Ronkan set and having some mixed feelings this week. There's extremely unsafe needle caps, a definitely-not-a-composite bow, techno Aztec medieval princess looks, and a truly incredible amount of guys.   Set reference

    GP Ep23 - NFT Pronouns

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2021 64:49


    We're back! Halloween is over, so it's time to pull out your nuts and get to crackin'! The gang is here for Part 1 of reviewing the Ronkan gear (first tome gear for ShB). We're all very mature adults and have to laugh every time someone says they need nuts to get this gear now. Thanks FFT Clan Nutsy...After seeing some of these weapons you're probably going to want to grind some nuts of your own. Thanks again for sending in all your Halloween looks! Set reference here.

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