Glamour Plate

We're back! It's part two of our look at the Diamond gear from the Omega raids. Please enjoy! Set reference here.

We're venturing back to Stormblood to take a look at the Diamond set! It's triangles galore to match our favourite clown boss, but some of these clothes need to be put through the wash first.   Set reference

It's eggsactly what you wanted: a Glamour Plate episode about the various Easter and Little Ladies Day attires! There's a lot of little pieces here and there for this one, so please enjoy some springtime morsels! Set reference here.

We're back! Hopefully we are for real this time. Dylan's audio for the first 30 minutes is a little rough since we had some Technical Difficulties, but it does get better for the second half of the episode. This week we're talking about the Hypostatic armor from the Euphrosyne alliance raid! You had to wait an extra week, so this one is a little bit longer than usual. Please enjoy! Set reference here.

We're back! It's a couple weeks after our Earth Valentine's Day, so now it's time for us to take a look at Valentoine's Day in Eorzea. Oh, and we take a moment to look at some tumblr posts. Enjoy! We're probably going to have to take another small break for scheduling reasons, but we will return in a couple weeks.   Set reference here.

We're back! It's time to finish up the PvP series based on the Twelve. Please enjoy! Set reference here.

We're back! This week our hosts are taking a look at the PvP gear based off the Twelve. We just got a bunch of renditions of them in the new alliance raid series, so we thought we'd take a look at these pieces.   Set reference here.

We're back! I hope everyone is enjoying the new patch. We're back to talk about the rest of the Sky Pirate gear from Heavensward. There's a lot of shared models with last week, but there's also some Real Special pieces hidden in there. Be sure to check out the set reference for the hosts' Objectively Best Sky Pirate Outfits. Set reference here.

We're finally back from hiatus with the Sky Pirate set! It's got a helmet perfect for glaring, return of the Persona 4 stitching, some cringe colourways, and the most Kingdom Hearts shorts we've seen yet.   Set reference

Hi all, we're taking a break and will be back in the new year! We'd planned to get one last set done but alas, our brains have not been the most cooperative. Thank you so much for listening, and please look forward to our usual nonsense in 2023!

We're back! It's time for another Glamour Plate, and we're finishing up part two of the crafter/gatherer Fiend sets. There's some questionable safety gear, unknown Flavored Juices, and fishing gear straight from Yharnam. Please enjoy! Set Reference here.

We're back, but with a little something different! For the first time in Glamour Plate history, we're diving into crafter/gatherer-specific gear. There's horror movie butcher boots, sapphic gloves, and the absolute perfect look to wear to a party.   Art by @SolaireHazard Set reference can be found here

We're back! We're here to finish up the lunar envoy set with the healing and casting gear. If you're a new listener you might think that having only two sets that share armor models would mean it's a short one, but no! Our hosts are freaks! They're a bunch of caster and healer mains, so you know they've got a lot to say. Set reference here.

Here's part 2 of the Lunar Envoy series! Oh no! I'm being dragged away by Sleepy Bitch Disease!   Set reference.

We're finally back, and with a new set too! This time we're looking at the Lunar Envoy gear, with its cable knit tiddy window, butt cape with lapels, and an axe that enforces good posture.   Set reference can be found here Art by @SolaireHazard

We're back with part 2 of our Abyssos review, and there's some real stunners in this lot! Finally, we have separates with the casting robes, plus one of the best scholar books we've seen so far. Finally, a special guest appearance by our lovely co-editor Laura!   Set reference can be found here Art by @SolaireHazard  

We're back! A new raid tier is out, so that means new shiny raid gear to look at. This week we're starting with the fending, maiming, striking, and scouting gear. We talk about being a lobster, limp ass wrists, and 1985's Clue. Please enjoy!   Set reference here.

We've got guns made of sprues, bad ninja daggers (as always) and a shirt that will really let you breast boobily at the beerfest. So join us as we wrap up our discussion on the Neo-Ishgardian set!   Set reference can be found here Art by @SolaireHazard

We're back! It's an extra long episode introducing a new series on the Neoishgardian crafted gear from Shadowbringers. Clocks, gears, and goggles abound! We covered the fending and maiming gear to start off with. Please enjoy!   Set reference here.

We're going back to Stormblood to take a look at map fashion! There's some epic highs and lows with these items, so join us to find out what vibes straight boy wintertime vibes.   Set reference can be found here Art by @SolaireHazard

We're back! It's summertime baby! Time to kick back in the shade with a nice cool drink and listen to our episode about Moonfire Faire seasonal gear across the life of FFXIV! I hope you like swimwear, a little bit of tiddy, and...full plate armor? It's good! Set reference here.

We're finally back from our break and we're covering a much beloved gearset, the Shisui set. So come join us as we talk butt curtains, horrible colour schemes, and coral reef weaponry.   Set reference can be found here Art by @SolaireHazard

We're back! Finishing up the Palaka sets. I'm gonna be real with you I edited this last night and after working all knowledge of what was said has left my mind. It's a good ep, but who knows what it contains! This episode is like a lootbox. Open it up for a surprise! Set reference here.

We're back with special guest Jeff to talk Ishgard Restoration fashion!   Set reference is here

Have you ever had a dream that that you, um, you had, you'll, you would you could, you do, you would you want you You could do some, you...You'll do, you could you, you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything? Anyways this is a podcast about the Palaka gear from one of the most emotionally difficult dungeons in Endwalker! In all seriousness, a lot of this gear looks great and you're probably going to want to run it a billion times for glams. Listen to the gang talk about it!   Set reference here.

We're back with the final installment of our Omega gear set review, in which we discuss homophobic design decisions, the majesty of tailcoats, and make Nat look at memes they've been too busy living under a rock to have seen   Set reference can be found here

We're back! It's time to return to our review series on the Omega gear. This time we're talking about the striking, scouting, and aiming gear. There's a moment in this one that made everyone reel back in disgust upon seeing a certain weapon. There's also a moment where the hosts completely lose track of everything and watch the intro to a different Final Fantasy game, so this one's a good time I think. Set reference here.

We're back with our guest Graff and diving into more miscellaneous fashion pieces! Come hear about slutty butchers aprons, more Hrothgar struggles with fashion, and the canonical reason 2B's a** is That Big.   Set reference can be found here

We're back! It's time for a special guest episode with Twitch's favorite cat grandpa Graff (@GraffXIV on twitter and GraffXIV on Twitch). Everybody's brought a selection of random pieces to talk about, but as usual, the gang can't be trusted to be concise in their reviews so this is the first in a multipart series. This week there's mesh, cuffs, and chastity! Set reference found here.

We're back with another multi-part raid series episode, this time diving back into Stormblood! So come take a look at some high tech gear that we all wish could reconfigure gender, dropping from the Alphascape raid tier.   Set reference can be found here

We're back! It's time for the gang to yell about gender locked gear again. With the new changes to PvP also came a returning Garo/Makai event. The gear is gender locked unfortunately and there's a set for every Heavensward and Realm Reborn job, so there's kinda too many to cover in one episode. We (mostly Tyler) picked some of our favorites and talked about them! Hope you like it! Because that's what we did! Okay?!   Set reference here.

Join us for our extremely meandering discussion of the gear from the new alliance raid, Aglaia! There's some very good pieces this raid.   Set reference can be found here   If you like the show please rate and review on your podcast platform of choice!

We're back! It's time to finish up our Yorha Apocalypse gear review. This is the second part of our look at the Copied Factory gear. You can look like 2B and...kinda look like 9S...sorta. A lot of shared pieces here so I lost track of what all they looked at, sorry. Please enjoy!   Set reference here.

We're back to our roots with the last (or first) Dark Apocalypse set, the Type 51 gear from Copied Factory!   Link to the set reference Follow us on Twitter or Tumblr! Art by @SolaireHazard  

We're finally finishing up our Asphodelos raid gear review! The final piece is the caster and healer weapons. They've got hidden rocks, flared bases, and big sashes! We also talk about Homestuck for a second please don't hate us for it. Set reference here.

We're back with more of the Asphodelos set, along with a bonus commentary at the end of the episode on how horrible birds are!   Set reference can be found here.   Twitter Tumblr

It's the hot new fashion fad Wearable Wedgies! We're back with another review of the Asphodelos gear from Endwalker. It's striking and scouting this week, and our hosts were not kind to some of these pieces. We got Ascian Pride Parade looks, very intense pore strips, and random hate for dental hygienists. We also learn a little about Advent Calendars. Please enjoy!   Set reference here.

We're back on our bullshit with Endwalker's first raid gear, the Asphodelos set from Pandaemonium. So get your Grecian cosplay on and settle down for a long talk about glowing plastic!   Set reference can be found here

We're back! It's the final episode of the Moonward gear. There's a WiiMote steering peripheral, dosis juice, and character name pronunciation that we're still not 100% on. Where is the Dosis juice stored? How does one "squirt healing juice"? Also, for anyone asking IT'S FROSTED GLASS.   Set reference here.

We're back! A Moonward set review comes your way yet again! This week the gang talks about the striking gear. Be careful when pulling out your samurai sword and try not to get your ass bossed too much. Next week we'll be covering the healing and casting gear.   Set reference here.

It's time to talk about Endwalker tome gear, starting with the Moonward set! It's bright, it's colourful, and it makes some interesting references to designs from older games, not all of them good (at least in the eyes of our hosts). Also, the worlds largest spear.   Set reference can be found here!

We're back! It's time to finish up our look at the Endwalker Artefact gear with the melee DPS sets. We also get to talking about triangles, cat butt jewelry, and armor boogers. Please enjoy!   Set reference here.

We're back with more Endwalker artefact gear, this time ranged DPS and caster! We've got ship hulls, frankenguns, frakenjackets, something weird going on in the crotch region, the ultimate witch outfit and more!   Set reference available here

Want to look like a wedding cake? Want your toes out? Are you here for a Mama Mia 2 cosplay? What about holding the moon itself in your hands? The Endwalker healer artefact sets have you covered! Tune in to find out what a disaster Sharlayan fashion apparently is.   Set Reference

Rejoice! Our extended holiday break is over! We're moving into Endwalker content and talking about the level 90 artefact gear. This first part is all tank gear. We talk about abandoned chicken wings, big naturals, and multi-layer butt capes. Enjoy!   Set reference here!

We're back! We have survived the launch of Endwalker, and we are back to our regular schedule (we reserve the right to take a Christmas break though). This week the gang is looking at the Ravel Keeper armor and weapons from Shadowbringers! A lot of this gear has unique looks for each role. I think the vibe was mostly positive on these aside from a "Is this appropriation?" moment. Please enjoy!   Set reference here.

We're back with yet more of the Exarchic set! This week we look at a weapon that could be your friendly robot vacuum outfitted for battle, yet more terribly brittle crystal weapons, and the gothest bucket hat.   Set reference

We're back! This week it's our first venture into the Exarchic Set, which if you haven't seen it...has prominent usage of White Crystals. You can probably see where this is going, but if you don't wanna hear us talk about cum and TMI about high school sex ed. Do you know what a Devil's Dick is? I sure as hell didn't before this episode! Enjoy!   Set reference here.

We're back! PREPARE TO BE JUDGED! That's what we're doing this week to that Bozjan Southern Front gear known as the Judge Set! This time we called in Final Fantasy extraordinaire Skull Hazard. It's just armor this time around, so we managed to keep our opinions contained to a single episode. These pieces are all plated up like a lobster and one of them even expands boys' asses! Big ol' Dumpy Time Let's Go!   Set reference here!

We're back with the Ronkan set and having some mixed feelings this week. There's extremely unsafe needle caps, a definitely-not-a-composite bow, techno Aztec medieval princess looks, and a truly incredible amount of guys.   Set reference

We're back! Halloween is over, so it's time to pull out your nuts and get to crackin'! The gang is here for Part 1 of reviewing the Ronkan gear (first tome gear for ShB). We're all very mature adults and have to laugh every time someone says they need nuts to get this gear now. Thanks FFT Clan Nutsy...After seeing some of these weapons you're probably going to want to grind some nuts of your own. Thanks again for sending in all your Halloween looks! Set reference here.