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GOD HATES FANGS is a podcast dedicated to HBO's hit supernatural drama True Blood.

Paul and Natalie Thake


    • Sep 10, 2014 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 58 EPISODES


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    God Hates Fangs Podcast 58 - Thank You

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2014


    It's over!  Here's our take on the final ever episode of True Blood.  This podcast may contain Eric Northman bopping, references to missing werepanthers, and endless griping. godhatesfangs58thankyou.mp3

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 57 - Love is to Die

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2014


    The end draws ever closer!  Here's our take on the penultimate episode of True Blood, featuring multiple bitchslaps, the mysteries of dirty rice, and an inexplicable make-over. godhatesfangs57loveistodie.mp3Link:International Business Times - How Successful was True Blood

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 56 - Almost Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2014


    The end draws near!  So join us to contemplate a smoke monster baby, who will inherit Maxine's doll collection, and what exactly you should do when the local reverend and his wife start tripping balls in your front yard.godhatesfangs56almosthome.mp3Link:True Blood Auction/

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 55 - May be the Last Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2014


    Technical gremlins held us back, but fear not, we're here at last!  Let's take a look at shirtless vacuum cleaning, implausibly tech-savvy gangsters, and whether it's weird to snuggle with your terminally ill vampire dad.godhatesfangs55maybethelasttime.mp3Link:Alcide has Green Arrow's chest

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 54 - Karma

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2014


    Better late than never!  Apologies for our tardiness, we're back in business and discussing dubious Yakuza vehicle choices, the benefits of a jawbone as a blunt instrument, and the perils of receiving fellatio from a furious vampire. godhatesfangs54karma.mp3

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 53 - Lost Cause

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2014


    It's party time!  This week's festivities include disgruntled Republicans, cowboy vampires and jaw-ripping death.godhatesfangs53lostcause.mp3Link:The Vault: Who's Gonna Live Poll

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 52 - Death is not the End

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2014


    We're here to bring you the lowdown on True Blood's return to form, with talk of  vampire jet planes, the demise of Blockbuster Video, and the benefits of living on an oil rig during a vampire apocalypse.godhatesfangs52deathisnottheend.mp3Link:Stephen Moyer & Alexander Skarsgard Want A Bill & Eric Love Scene On 'True Blood'

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 51 - Fire in the Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2014


    Death walks among us!  And he's taking out our favourite True Blood characters one by one.  Here you will find ruminations on excessive chest hair, Victorian vampire mash-ups and the mother of all 80s wigs.godhatesfangs51fireinthehole.mp3

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 50 - I Found You

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2014


    Unfortunately the iPad ate our "Hello" at the start of the episode, so we're going to say "Hello" here instead.  Hello.This week we're drunkenly ploughing our way through obscure children's books references, the mother of all periods, and some confusion over Mötley Crüe's role in all this.godhatesfangs50ifoundyou.mp3

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 49 - Jesus Gonna Be Here

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2014


    At long last, we have returned!  Here's our take on the season seven premiere of True Blood, in which we discuss the whereabouts of Eric's burning penis, Sookie's perpetual stupidity, and Sam's inability to morph into a velociraptor.  archive.org/download/godhatesfangs49jesusgonnabehere.mp3/godhatesfangs49jesusgonnabehere.mp3Links:https://twitter.com/AnnaPaquinhttps://twitter.com/_smoyerStephen Moyer talks Soccer Aid

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 48 - You're No Good

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2013


    We're all hot and bothered as we take at look at season six, episode three of True Blood.  Contains Sam's junk, inept policing, and Epic Hippie Redshirt Death. godhatesfangs48yourenogood.mp3

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 47 - The Sun

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2013


    Belated greetings, boys and girls!  In our all-new podcast we take a look back at the excessive ladygardens, disturbing contortions, and extremely dubious new love interests of season six, episode two of True Blood.godhatesfangs47thesun.mp3Links:EJ Scott's eBay storeJessica's VlogPlaystation Nation Podcast

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 46 - Who Are You Really?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2013


    Billith has risen!  And so have we, to bring you our recap of the first episode of season six of True Blood.  Here be werewolf threeways, inept vampire SWAT teams, bonus superpowers and Bill's junk.godhatesfangs46whoareyoureally.mp3Links:True Blood in 36 gifsAndy's Trout Flies T-shirt

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 45 - Best and Worst of Season 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2012


    We're back from the dead to bring you a run down of our ten best and ten worst things about season five of True Blood!http://archive.org/download/godhatesfangs45tenbestworst.mp3/godhatesfangs45tenbestworst.mp3

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 44 - Save Yourself

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2012


    The apocalypse is here!  So we're settling down for a lovely night of exploding redshirts, fly vision and shiny vaginas.  godhatesfangs44saveyourself.mp3Please let us know your suggestions for our forthcoming "Ten best and ten worst things about season six" podcast!  LinksThe Vault: Nat's article about BillBonus scene

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 43 - Sunset

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2012


    The world's going to Hell in a handcart!  And we're along for the ride, bringiug you tales of fairy survival tactics, Alcide's Terminator dad, and the benifits of owning a helicoptor.  godhatesfangs43sunset.mp3Links: The Barrens trailerCalvin Klein commercialThe Vault Cliffhanger Compentition

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 42 - Gone Gone Gone

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2012


    We're drunk as skunks!  But we're going to endeavor to bring you the latest on inventive vampire deaths, methods of hiding pregnancy bumps, and the pros and cons of moving to Alaska.godhatesfangs42gonegonegone.mp3

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 41 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2012


    Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1989!  And we're giving you the low-down on ineffective vampire guards, shapeshifter fly-squishing and vaginal-looking penises.godhatesfangs41everybodywantstoruletheworld.mp3Links:http://www.keepamericahuman.com/

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 40 - Somebody That I Used to Know

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2012


    We're hungry like the wolf!  And we're here to talk to you about shape shifter snake venom, werewolf smackdowns, and shagging your doppelganger.godhatesfangs40somebodythatiusedtoknow.mp3

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 39 - In the Beginning

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2012


    Fear and loathing in New Orleans!  This week we're chatting about vampire acid trips, flying cars, and well-trimmed pubic hair.godhatesfangs39inthebeginning.mp3Links:2GuysTalking: Fangbanger podcast

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 38 - Hopeless

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2012


    Well met by moonlight!  Our latest offering concerns manfunctioning microwave fingers, pre-loaded crossbows, and the question of how many zombies you can fit in a werewolf barn.godhatesfangs38hopeless.mp3Links:Comic Con season 5 trailerDonate to Kristin Bauer van Straten's Out of Africa documentaryJessica's T-Rex t-shirt

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 37 - Let's Boot and Rally

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2012


    It's the return of the king!  Join us for a discussion on supernatural Scooby gangs, evil puppet vampires and He-Man pyjamas.godhatesfangs37letsbootandrally.mp3Links:Wiki: Ifrit

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 36 - We'll Meet Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2012


    Praise Lilith! May she enlighten us on the subjects of possessed cars, fairy strip joints and vampire pot heads.godhatesfangs36wellmeetagain.mp3LinksWiki: Judas TreeAllStephenMoyer: Petition to have The Barrens released in theatres

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 35 - Whatever I Am, You Made Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2012


    SANDINISTA!  Join us once more as we ponder the value of a vampire-staking iPhone app, the hazards of having a gumbo-spiking demon and the perils of cat piss in your shoes.godhatesfangs35whateveriam.mp3Links:Wiki: SalomeTrue Blood Cook Book

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 34 - Authority Always Wins

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2012


    Heil the Authority!  This week we're bringing you a little chat about vampire brain damage, Eric's top hat, and Alcide's work-out regime.  godhatesfangs34authorityalwayswins.mp3Links:Get ripped like Joe ManganielloHBO True Blood online store

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 33 - Turn! Turn! Turn!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2012


    Your prodigal podcast has returned!  In our first Season 5 podcast, we take a look at werewolf cannibalism, thirty-year-old teenagers, and the practice of keeping one's bra on during sex.godhatesfangs33turnturnturn.mp3Links: Youtube: Stephen Moyer discusses spooning with SkarsgardYoutube: Pam talks about her first progenyWiki: Lilith

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 32 - Michael McMillian Interview

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2012


    Michael McMillian was in the house yesterday (via the magic of Skype)!  In our interview with Michael, he discusses Steve Newlin's return to True Blood, his involvement in writing the comics, what the future holds for the True Blood comic series, getting fitted for his new set of fangs, and.... Downton Abbey!  Many thanks to Michael for joining us on the show!  godhatesfangs32MichaelMcMillianInterview.mp3Michael told us how he's recently donated some of his comics to Deborah Ann Woll's boyfriend EJ Scott's charity to raise money for research into a cure for choroideremia.  EJ suffers from this hereditary condition, which causes blindness, and is going to be running 12 marathons in 12 months for charity.  You can learn more on this site, and donate via Paypal:http://choroideremia.org/crf/

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 31 - True Blood Tainted Love Comics

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2012


    Happy New Year!  Apologies for the immense delay in bringing you this podcast.  Blame technology.  In this show we are discussing the second installment of True Blood comic books, entitled Tainted Love.  We also take a look at a few other vampire comics, and some season five spoilers that are juicier than a femoral artery.godhatesfangs31vampirecomics2.mp3Girl dressed as Vampirella for ComicCon 1973:Links:Disposable Heroes ComicsComics and Fantasy

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 30 - Best and Worst of Season 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2011


    Kick out the jams!  True Blood may be over for now, but we're back with our list of the ten best and ten worst things about season four!   godhatesfangs30bestworstseason4.mp3Join us in two weeks' time for our re-cap of the second arc of True Blood comics!Links:Nicholas Cage is a Vampire!

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 29 - And When I Die

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2011


    That's all, folks!  Join us as we look over the season four finale, and consider the topics of zombie sex, the plausibility of pork rind casserole, and a blood donation ménage à trois.godhatesfangs29andwhenidie.mp3But don't fear folks, season four may be over, but we will continue podcasting throughout the long-ass wait until season five!  Next week we will be compiling our list of the top ten best and worst things about season four (send us your comments!), then there will follow a second True Blood comics podcast, a podcast about some of the other movies that the True Blood cast have starred in, a season one and two recap, a look at the Sookie Stackhouse novels, and a third vampire movies podcast.  Stick around!

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 28 - Soul Of Fire

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2011


    Set your phazers to stun!  Expect an onslaught of random fairy fornication, Jedi knife-throwing and flaming hand smackdowns.godhatesfangs28souloffire.mp3Links:Vote for True Blood to win Scream Awards!!

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 27 - Burning Down the House

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2011


    Smoke 'em if you've got 'em!  We're rockin' out with treehouse rehab, pencil stakings, and vampire first-aiders.godhatesfangs27burningdownthehouse.mp3Links:ebay: Bid for lunch with Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer!AllStephenMoyer.com: Article about The CallerTrueBlood-News.com: Review of The Caller

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 26 - Let's Get Out Of Here

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2011


    See you on the dark side of the moon... where you'll find fully clothed threesomes, bunny fondling, and Viking vampire zombies.godhatesfangs26letsgetoutofhere.mp3Links:Wetpaint: True Blood offends real witchesInside True Blood Blog: Interview with Nelsan Ellis

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 25 - Spellbound

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2011


    We come in peace!  And we bear glad tidings of shapeshifter Barbie dolls, werewolf garden parties and sexy Narnia-themed acid trips.godhatesfangs25spellbound.mp3Links:SFX Magazine 100 Most Iconic Sci-Fi Characters ScansWiki: La Llorona

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 24 - Cold Grey Light of Dawn

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2011


    Let's raise a glass to vampire skin peels, sloppy joes and the joys of dogging.godhatesfangs24coldgreylightofdawn.mp3Links:askarsgard.com: Alex's birthday charity appealWiki: Louisiana Creole French

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 23 - I Wish I Was the Moon

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2011


    Avast, me hearties!  Here be goat tongues for breakfast, panther handcuffs and the ultimate cockblock.godhatesfangs23iwishiwasthemoon.mp3Links:Trailer: The CallerThe Vault: Image of Stephen Moyer and Richard Gere in The Double (Sorry, no trailer for this yet!)Trailer: Straw DogsTrailer: Griff the InvisibleIMDB: Margaret (Sorry, no trailer for this one either!)

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 22 - Me and the Devil

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2011


    Pretties for you!  This week we're bringing you a glimpse at a world of marshmallow-addicted gators, cut-price exorcisms, and ninja death squads.godhatesfangs22meandthedevil.mp3Links:Wikipedia: BrujeriaNat's Compton/Bellefleur family tree at trueblood-news.com

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 21 - I'm Alive and on Fire

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2011


    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition... and then they show up in True Blood!  Join the shenanigans in Bon Temps, where everyone's getting shirtless, Eric's getting drunk, and Pam's face is falling off.godhatesfangs21imaliveandonfire.mp3Links:LA Times - True Blood Set Design ArticleWikipedia - Basque Witch Trials

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 20 - If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2011


    Hell's bells, it's our 20th podcast!  This week we discuss sinister dolls, panther gang-rape and the mark one Honda Civic.godhatesfangs20ifyoulovemewhyamidying.mp3Links:http://www.vamps-kill.com/

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 19 - You Smell Like Dinner

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2011


    Long live the King!  In this week's podcast we look at episode two of season four, and ponder the issues of panther sperm donation, exchanging microwaves for sexual favours, and vampire punk rockers.godhatesfangs19yousmelllikedinner.mp3Links:Wikipedia: Louis PasteurThe Vault: Bid on Vive Le Rock T-shirt signed by Stephen Moyer for charity2GuysTalking: Fangbanger PodcastJessica's Blog

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 18 - She's Not There

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2011


    Heavens above!  After a wait that seemed like eternity, True Blood is BACK!  And so are we, fellow fangbangers!  Join us for our first season four episode re-cap, in which we discuss lebian cagefighters, demon babies, and zombie parrots.godhatesfangs18shesnotthere.mp3

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 17 - A History of Vampire Movies and TV Shows Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2011


    All hail the vampires of the silver screen!  Here's our second look at some other vampire movies and TV shows that all you fangbangers out there might dig.godhatesfangs17vampiremovies2.mp3Links:Neko Case and Nick Cave duet on She's Not There (from Gary Calamar's blog)

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 16 - True Blood and Other Vampire Comics

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2011


    We come bearing gifts!  Our latest offering re-caps the first six issues of the awesome True Blood comic book series, and we also take a look at some other vampire comics and graphic novels.godhatesfangs16vampirecomics.mp3Keep checking in, soon we will be hosting the second of our Vampire Movies specials!  Technical difficulties (bloody iTunes, grumble grumble grumble) has meant that our links section has to be moved to a seperate post, sorry!

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 15 - A History of Vampire Movies and TV Shows

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2011


    Nosferatu's coming to get you! And so are Dracula, Angel, Barnabas Collins, Kurt Barlow and David bloody Bowie, as we present to you our look at the history of vampires on screen.godhatesfangs15vampiremovies.mp3  Keep an eye out for our forthcoming Vampire Comics podcast, and our show taking a look at some other vampire movies that we didn't have time to cover in this episode.Links:God Hates Fangs Facebook PageInside True Blood Blog

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 14 - Twenty Shows to Watch While True Blood Isn't On

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2010


    Belated Halloween greetings!  In our all-singing, all-dancing new episode we look at twenty shows that everyone out there suffering from True Blood withdrawal can check out in the long months until season four.godhatesfangs14twentytvshows.mp3Our True Blood Halloween:True Blood PumpkinTrue Blood CakeNatalie dressed as SookieLinks:Bill and Eric tattoo on ugliesttattoos.failblog.org"The Office" Halloween episode: Sookie and Bill  

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 13 - The Best and Worst of Season 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2010


    We're back, and badder than ever! Apologies for the delay, here is our show discussing the best and worst things in season three of True Blood.  This podcast may contain extreme prejudice towards fairies.godhatesfangs13bestandworstseason3.mp3Remember to join us in a fortnight for our look at some other kickass shows that you could check out in the long wait until season four!Links:HBO Costumes CompetitionSesame Street True Blood Parody

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 12 - Evil Is Going On

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2010


    Well folks, it's come to an end.  Join us as we dissect the True Blood season 3 finale, which featured Obi-Wan-Godric, a flying saucer-cum-chandelier, an ice-skater's costume, and a random Matrix moment.godhatesfangs12evilisgoingon.mp3We hope you've enjoyed listening, and we're pleased to announce that just because the season is over doesn't mean our podcasts are.  Join us next week when we list our ten most and least favourite things about season 3. The following week we'll be looking at some of the great TV shows that you can watch during the True Blood haitus.  That will be followed with a show dedicated to other vampire TV shows and movies.  Once the six issue run of True Blood comics finishes in a few month's time we'll have a podcast dedicated to those, which will also look at a few other vampire-based comic series.  We'd love it if you could e-mail us any suggestions for these upcoming shows at godhatesfangs@hotmail.co.uk.  

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 11 - Fresh Blood

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2010


    The Devil went down to Louisiana, and what did he find?  Why, stripper cardiologists, tango ringtones, illiterate dog-boys and herbal abortion of course.godhatesfangs11freshblood.mp3 Links:Mississippi Museum of Art, JacksonWikipedia: Ain't We Got FunYoutube: True Blood Season 3 Finale Promo 

    God Hates Fangs 10 - I Smell a Rat

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2010


    Howdy partners!  Let us mosey on down to Bon Temps, where we find "fucking lame" fairies, vampire terrorists, dog-kicking and overpriced hookers.godhatesfangs10ismellarat.mp3 Links:Wikipedia - Jeffrey DahmerTrailer for Red Hill

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 09 - Everything Is Broken

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2010


    Darkness forever!  This week, the True Blood carnage involves corpse disposal, incest, Bruce Campbell and quickfire spine removal.godhatesfangs09everythingisbroken.mp3 Links: The Haun Solo Project on MyspaceWikipedia: Maya Jaguar GodsStill of Earl Stackhouse article 1Still of Earl Stackhouse article 2Rolling Stone Cover

    God Hates Fangs Podcast 08 - Night On The Sun

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2010


    True Blood fans, we salute you!  We would be honoured if you would join us in this look at Wayne's World references, shower masturbation, ninja vampires and man-beast-gimps.godhatesfangs08nightonthesun.mp3 Links: Todd Lowe's band Pilbilly Knights on MyspaceMovieline Interview with Theo Alexander (Talbot)Corn Fritters RecipeBiscuits RecipeInterview with costume designer Audrey Fisher

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