Heckin Cool Dads Podcast

Anotha one. Talking about the Texas fake snow conspiracy, new year new war, Samsung Global app, collecting things, gas prices, Hermaphrodite dog story, and extreme Nu Metal. 

Back talking about life's greatest topics like cold or warm condiments on burgers, gorilla glue girl, Screech passing away, Little Caesar's pizza, Patrice O'Neal documentary, Bam Margera meltdown, and more.

We're talking anxiety breaking points, super pooper bowl, watching movies again for the first time, Collin gets another pet, Oregon Trail, milestones, new rap releases, getting better at guitar, why moving every couple years is Jeff's new thing, and trivial things that bother us!

The bonus content follow-up from episode 70. Day Drinking Drunk Dial Daddy David calls us to unload a mess of thoughts. 

Catching up after 2 weeks for a WAP. The quarantine blues, surprise Gatecreeper drop, patriot party, hoping for a Freddie Gibbs & Pusha T album, trivial things that bother us, and getting blown up by drunk friends before noon.

Do we talk about the attempted coup at the capitol? Of course, we do. But first, we're talking video games such as Rust and Madden, Collin joining Parler for science of course, music stuff, and ending with trivial things that bother us™

We're back with the first POD of the new year! We're talking about our Holiday break, Andre Hill shooting, Nashville bombing, Twisted Tea heard round the world, Super COVID, resolutions vs intentions, iPhone 12, Collin's top 10 records of 2020, and what monumental event happened that all parents can clap for. 

Canceling without context, coffee sizer realization, some very random things Jeff learned, Black Stallion, being emotionally affected by music, hardcore subgenre discussion, and whether we're taking the Pfizer vaccine

We're talking consistent nu metal bands, restoration of DACA, cannabis decriminalization, monoliths appearing everywhere, snow... the precipitation, not the rapper, Jake Paul vs Nate Robinson, the best NA beer, and we finally get to bring back our beloved segments Ohio or Florida and Trivial Things that bother us. 

If someone is talking big massive dumps, we're there. Collin finally ages out of baby fever, Human Law update, Band Camp's live feature, WTF is going on with Jeff and music, Collin is banned from sports Twitter, movie titles that could mean something completely different than intended, what Disney characters definitely voted for Trump, and weed beers.  

We're discussing the newish social media app Parler and all the funny names we've seen it called, a Proud Boys initiation video floating around the web, Stephen Carpenter is a flat earther anti-vaxxer, Westside Gunn leaving Shady records, and good ol' home life.

First and foremost, RIP Alex Trebek. We're talking Biden as the president, political tirades on Facebook, legal dank, legal shrooms, Collin's mustache, young boy rippin a garage show, Amazon Basic's overdrive pedal, Heckin Cool Plant Dads, DIY music video, and what record influential turned 20? 

This week we're joined by guest DJ Cosgrove. We're talking cross country moves, DUDE DAD, the MGK pop-punk record, politics, Tom Green's van project, backlash from Alex Jones being on Joe Rogan podcast, anti maskers, items in life we wished we'd hung on to, and why the heck Jeff's family is pressuring him to get a tortoise. 

Fresh out the pool and right to the pod we're talking Jeff's kid vs the school bus, indefinite distance learning, don't call it a comeback... COVID been around, a very republican Halloween, the new Borat movie, OxyContin maker to plead guilty to federal criminal charges, Collin's 0% beer quest lands him at Budweiser Zero, and other goodies.

OMG 2 weeks in a row... we must officially be back. We're talking the COVID surge, bands who rerecord their songs years later, Collin reunites with his band for the first time since January, McDonald's fountain drinks and the genius that goes into making them delicious, Benny the Butcher record, Heineken 0.0 non-alcoholic beer, trampolines, and why Jeff can't vote. Like, literally can't. 

We're back! Jeff completed his cross country move and we're catching up. Covid stuff (of course), Human Law, Hubie Halloween, Eddie Van Halen dead at 65, new records from Griselda artists, and more.

Oh heyyyy we're back. New episodes will be uploaded on Sunday's. We're talking fridge-chicken, tornados, accidentally texting a person you're talking crap about, being petty, songs we didn't know had second verses, and the ultimate millennial nostalgia

Trigger warnings, Lebanon explosion, an amazing act of science, Vile Creature online-live show, USPS controversies, a 6-year-old hero named Bridger Walker, and the Cannon Hinnant murder. 

Kamala Harris gets the VP pick, CMFT must be stopped... literally, irrational fears, we argue the best Bath & Body Works smells, growing up in very old houses, one time a car hit Collin's house, and one time Jeff was stuck in the Gulf of Mexico. 

Jeep bro come to the sticks once again to talk about his dang cats, a makeshift vocal booth, intermediate formats that didn't make the cut, real life wack a mole, someone had a bad day in the Cane's drive thru, hardcore/metal kids who wore neon clothing, Palm Springs movie, and Carrion the video game!

Tonight Jeff drinks a beer that tastes like beer, becoming a a cyborg with RGB on my balls, Collin destroying his toe, the new bronco, 1 flex you had as a kid, pizza places have the worst forks, one of us loaded as absurd amount on a Subway gift card, anti-maskers and wearing masks below your nose, do not squish the frog, and backyard camping.

Dearly beloved, we're gather here in Collin's backyard to talk about being exhausted, Wayfair conspiracy theories, national bands taking PPP loans, social media, COVID-19 (duh), float life, product design life-cycle, empathy vs sympathy, and when to ride for your spouse or tell them they're being extra.

This week Collin makes the drive to Jeff's house to talk the newest rap beefs, Flygod is an awesome god II, Lil Wayne's FWA, WTF is "sus" or "simp", and a TikTok ban? COVID, masks, & pools oh my!

We're talking Human Law, Freddie Gibbs beefing with Akademiks, Jeff saves a deer, rich folks and their guns, herd immunity, deep tissue massages, new cars, the death of the front license plate, and bands that everyone loves and you can't get in to 

This week we talk too many predators and not enough aliens, (Lorna Shore, Attila, Dealer, Homewrecker, & Austin Carlile and Ron Jeremy), newest stories of police in the news, Trump and his testing logic, sad Trump rally, Apple's iOS gets widgets, and Collin place blame where it doesn't belong.

Feels so good to be back poddin in person. Tonight we talked BLM and protests, Jeff thinks he quit the band again, Collin is a crunchy granola guy but what does that even mean, Jeep bro realizations, Dave Chappelle, church sign pun culture is a thing, everyone calling out Cory Brandon from Norma Jean, and a story about the Buttcheek Bandit

Protests, curfews, military on the corners, Trump wants to speak to Twitter's manager, Facebook rooms, Freddie Gibbs & The Alchemist "Alfredo", Xibalba "Años en infierno", naked and afraid, and the great bike hunt

This week is hopefully our last quaranweek for the podcast. We're talking excessive Minecraft punishment, the George Floyd tragedy, Collin shits on my RC car with a $17k Rolls Royce model, Joe Rogan selling out, buying streams, and how at least one of our kids found out butt plugs exist.

This ep we're talking lots of music things. BTBAM, spastic metalcore is BACK, Spotify group sessions, contact tracing, packed out patios and all the Karen cop callers, and why cheese is a good insulator. 

 Jerry Stiller, Elon Musk's baby name, events like birthdays in the time of COVID, woke teens going after Robert Downey Jr. for his role in Tropic Thunder, at what age should you retake a drivers test, Plandemic, and a hot take on getting microchipped

We're talking Ohio slowly opening back up, collective boredom, Jeff started playing video games, Collin discovers a hidden creek, the logic behind bathroom doors, Flamingo, COVID birthdays, Umbra Vitae, and a story from Jeff that will once again prove why he shouldn't have a man card.

This week we're discussing whether Kim Jong Un is dead or nah, Post Malone's Nirvanna cover set on YouTube, Travis Scott's record-setting Fortnite concert, Run the Jewels "ooh la la", Kanye West and his B's, Collin's lemon, RC cars for grown-ups, and getting back on the recording horse from home.

This week we're talking Westside Gunn's new project "Pray for Paris", idiot protesters, 311 frontman Nick Hexum covering “Blue By You” by Turnstile and called them his “new favorite band”, 1 of us is getting our nails did in quarantine, and Jeff gives us a total stoner thing to think about on 4/20 from someone who doesn't smoke.

Week 4 and Collin is unraveling, power and internet fiasco, live videos everywhere, MGK is cranking out content, the biggest a-hole on Sesame Street, SNL at home, Ticketmaster quietly changing their refund policy to screw us even more, Bernie is out, and Collin's hall of fame (records)

This week in quarantine we're talking how every day feels the same, Bill Murray is a nice guy, Collin's productivity on home things, not being micromanaged while working from home, Jeff messing up all vinyl records as a kid, new podcast logos, recording new music, short and long term goals, Lil B the Based God in 2020, reaction skin tones on Zoom, Funko Pop vs Kid Robot Dunnys, and real-world skills our kids are learning in distance learning. Sure, talked some Rona in there too because how tf can you not?

This week in quarantine we're talking the Matthew McConaughey quarantine scale, mental breakdowns from being locked up, will we spend less time indoors and on our phones after all this, good things to come from the pandemic, Cards Against Humanity and other games online, will this lockdown kill off any businesses like scooters, Jeff starts a Fortnite account, Republicans and Democrats fighting over stimulus monies and sneaking other crap in, is hot coffee that's now cold just iced coffee, and we make each other choose between 2 bands/artists.

Hello, world. While practicing social distancing with anyone not on our quaranteam, we still need to pod. Coming to you with a remote pod from our quarantine bunkers. We're talking stimulating the economy with merry quarantine presents, Tiger King, doing everything remotely, hunting, house signs are for boomers, awesome headlines from around the US, and Collin give us a trivial thing that bothers him. 

The quaranteam is still open and delivering content. This week we're obviously talking  COVID-19, chiropractors, a friend elopes, Irish funerals do it better, wife swap, Code Orange, different types of alcohol and how they affect you, and getting an email from every company that has ever had my email regarding the how they're handling the 'Rona Boi.

**Podcast sponsored in part by Podcorn.com. **   This week we have guest Jordan Holland (Weed Demon, Domestic Terror) in the 3rd seat. We're talking things Jeff observed at teh gym this week, guys who have pants that are too short should know better, Collin's damn jeep, the origin of that’s what she said, new Body Count record, 18 visions, Collin's amazing waiting room story, and Jordan gives us the most trivial thing that bothers him.

This week we're talking adult strider bike racing, comedy and action movies that changed the game, non Juggalo whooping, cats without gods, Nashville tornados, super Tuesday, Wendy's breakfast, Collin's Cheetos-eye, Worst Self, and why some people just don't have the hustle inside them.

We're poppin White Claws and talking lots of music stuff. Pop Smoke's murder, favorite regional rap genres, Dealer, worst band names, and revisiting old things we've written. Also, Jeff jumps to conclusions on the shopping cart guy, Chef Rich's kitchen and the best wings ever, and getting suspended. 

**Sponsored in part by Bark.us**   This week we start off talking about Staind and their forgotten bangers, everyone and their brooms, a weird story about 2 guys named Brady Feigl who are both 6' 4" red-headed baseball pitchers, ways we're cheap and what we will spend money on, weird things we're good at, and Collin gets a whole body tiger balm buzz.

This week we have comedian Jordan Slack in the 3rd seat for the 3rd time. We're talking what actors/actresses are really smoking and snorting on set, argue for like 20 min over what a "voice actor" is, play a game of Ohio of Florida, mean dad club, selfish social media practices, memes in real life, records that grow on you, and since we haven't incorporated this segment much lately... trivial things that bother us!

Jeff has a story about being sick, we're talking about the new Lil Wayne record, tacos, corona virus, a hot take on Megan Thee Stallion, Billie Eilish, Collin's new doggo, hoverboards, the HummerEV, and why we're bad homeowners.

This week we're reflecting our rough week of sickness while drinking Land Grant CMYK, Collin tries to buy a dog and things get sketchy, why Collin has to grow a mustache now, donut fest, Kobe passing, all the puke, Tyler the creator, conference calls while pooping, meditation, and we try a little positive segment instead of trivial things that bother us.

This week it's a follow up from Collin's show, lots of music talking with Eminem's surprise record "Music to Be Murdered By", Poison The Well 'The Opposite Of December' 20th-anniversary show, new Zao record in the works, and singer-songwriter David Olney dies on stage during a performance at Florida festival. Chiming in on the gun rally, why alimony is crap, why Vince Vaughn was canceled, and why Jeff's neighbor is about to get those hands.

Drinking on a New Belgium variety pack and getting the pod started with the weekly recap, talking through the time in music where all hardcore kids wore camo shorts and black shirts, idiot things we did growing up, getting ahead of cancel culture: who did it well and who was recently canceled, peak nu-metal timeframe, new Code Orange promo picture, and Jeff finally gives his top 10 records of 2019.  

We're back with the first pod of 2020. #NewYearSameDudes - Talking new plans for the year, reconnecting with lost friends, Jeff does a good deed to close out the year, the lost art of passing out band fliers, upping my kids home automation technology, adult tactical laser tag, KoRn Koffee, Collin finally watched don't f**k with cats, 'Oliver Peck blackface scandal', seeing the innocence in every situation, and then 30 minutes of Iran bombing talk to close us out!

Droppin a Xmas pod then taking a week off. We don't do this often but we'll be back in 2 weeks on Jan 8th. This week we're talking Don't F**k With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer, driving a Tesla, the future of Smart Ads in television, Nick Cannon diss tracks to Eminem, what we plan to do when the kids are gone and also when we retire, Collin's top 10 records of 2019, and our favorite segment: trivial things that bother us!

This week Jeff is fighting a sinus infection and Collin is fighting a hangover. We decided to try a stripped-down pod setup with no headphones in preparation for on-location casts. Talking holiday parties, Xmas gifts, Disney, those people on youtube who climb cranes, first nasal spray experience,  and more random ish.

This week we're talking JuiceWRLD death conspiracy, the AlRosa Villa for sale, Andy Williams (every time I die) joining All Elite Wrestling, tech decks, what lyric defines Jeff, 11-year-old boy drives 200 miles to meet a stranger from Snapchat, and trivial things that bother us!