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We're two gamers / musicians who can never take anything seriously for more than about 10 seconds. Follow our exploits as we discuss our favorite games, join us for our journey of creating our first acoustic album, and laugh at our sorrow as we unsuccessfully attempt to get sponsored by Coors Light.…

IRLnoobs


    • Oct 3, 2017 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 95 EPISODES


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    Ep. 94: Hurdy Gurdy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2017


    We’re back, with much less of a hiatus this time. Pantheon: Rise of the Fallen… will it be the next WoW killer? Probably not! Rick has been listening to EDM, and his new favorite instrument is the Hurdy Gurdy.

    Ep. 93: Don’t Hate Us, Hiatus

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2017


    We’re back after a long hiatus (don’t hate us). In this episode we discuss League of Legends, eSports, Guild Wars 2 and it’s upcoming expansion Path of Fire, Neil deGrasse Tyson’s upcoming Space Odyssey, Jerry’s dinner outing, and the Playstation 4.

    Ep. 92: 2016 Top Five

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2016


    After 8 long months, we’re back with another brand new episode of the IRLnoobs podcast.  Today we are joined by Todd’s brother, Chad.  Check out Chad’s podcast over at unlockinggames.com, it’s pretty great! Listen to this podcast and be delighted as Rick drops his phone! Also, learn of our top five

    Ep. 91: Nintendo NX

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2016


    Nintendo still won’t release any info on the NX. Blizzard has cracked down on a popular WoW private server. Everquest Next is no longer going to be a thing. Also, some lady’s public defender is super hott.

    Ep. 90: Black Desert Online

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2016


    It’s been a while, and we missed you. But it’s ok, because we’re back with this April Fools Day episode of the IRLnoobs Podcast! Black Desert Online is a cool new MMO that you should play if you’re looking to have too many things to do. A new Final Fantasy

    Ep. 89: Hunting Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2016


    On today’s podcast, we actually interview a real live person! A big thanks to Rafael from the band Hunting Stories for taking the time to talk with us about the band and their upcoming new album. Also, The Nintendo NX might happen sometime kinda soon! There are some rumored specs

    Ep. 88: Diablo Season 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2016


    On this new episode of the critically acclaimed IRLnoobs podcast, you can do anything.  Just like when you’re over at zombo.com or html5zombo.com. Also, Diablo 3 has a brand new season happening right now! Thanks to Matt over at Just Games for having a hygiene rule. No bad smells in

    Ep. 87: Most Anticipated Games of 2016

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2016


    On the first episode of 2016, Todd and Rick talk about some games that are coming out this year that they’re excited about! Wow!

    Ep. 86: 2015 Top Five

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2015


    It’s the last podcast of 2015! Listen in as Todd and Rick discuss their top five games of the last year!

    Ep. 85: Holiday Special 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2015


    It’s the holiday season! On episode 85 of the podcast, we have Santa as a special guest! Also, we discuss the League of Legends Snowdown event, the Playstation 4, Diablo 3, and Star Citizen!

    Ep. 84: Cyber Monday

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2015


    Today is Cyber Monday, and Rick should probably utilize Target’s current deal on the PlayStation 4. Star Wars Battlefront is pretty great. Does anyone else remember the Deep Run Tram in World of Warcraft and how steamy it would get down there? Cause we remember that…

    Ep. 83: Blizzcon CliffsNotes

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2015


    It’s another IRLnoobs podcast! Today we’re talking about Fallout 4 that was just recently released.  League of Legends is currently in preseason mode. Blizzcon happened last week and we’ve got an incredibly shallow summary of the events!

    Ep. 82: Cyberpunk 2077

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2015


    Happy two year anniversary from the IRLnoobs! For your anniversary this year, we brought you a brand new episode of the podcast! Cyberpunk 2077 has a sexy cyborb lady getting shot at. Rift is a MMO that came out a long time ago, so let’s discuss it now! Would you

    Ep. 81: Stinky Trike

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2015


    We’re back with another episode of this podcast. The League of Legends season is coming to a close. Nintendo gave us about 1oz of info on the NX. Star Wars Battlefront is fun, and Hearthstone continues to be neat. Also, this trike is super stinky.

    Ep. 80: Mars is so Moist

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2015


    All sorts of space things are happening both in and out of video games! Elite: Dangerous is a cool thing to do unless you’re Sir John. No Man’s Sky might be getting a release date really soon. Mars seems to have some sort of moistness going on. The super moon

    Ep. 79: Detotated Wam

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2015


    Rick is back with us! He’s here to spill some info about Minecon 2015 and why Minecraft is so damn popular with the youth of today. Space sims are still a thing on our minds. Also, are you cursed and/or hexed with birthday breakups? h4ush1nk4 is cursed with exactly that.

    Ep. 78: Space Jerry

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2015


    On this, the 78th episode of the IRLnoobs podcast, Rick is nowhere to be found. Replacing him in America’s basement is DJ, back from episode 75. World of Warcraft is down to 5.6 million subscribers, India sent an orbiter over to Mars, and Jerry might be in space.

    Ep. 77: Captain Kirk Hammett

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2015


    Today, we talked about GamesCom, which involves Star Wars Battlefront and some sort of new World of Warcraft expansion called Legion. Also, Todd’s brother is here to tell us about some sort of space probe (lol, probe).

    Ep. 76: Cooling Your Cat in the Summer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2015


    Do you want to know how to keep your cat cool in these hot summer months? I know I do. Also, e-sports and doping: does it matter? Magic Duels Origins is coming out on Steam, Rocket League is pretty great. All this and more, on this brand new episode of

    Ep. 75: Crappin Your Pluto Pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2015


    On today’s episode of the IRLnoobs podcast, Rick is gone, but DJ is here. Magic Origins is brand new today. Satoru Iwata has sadly passed away. RIP in peace. Pluto has finally been passed by a man made probe.

    Ep. 74: Trans-Pacific Partnership

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2015


    Ubisoft has sold certain amounts of games on different consoles. Looks like PS4 is the best! The Trans-Pacific Partnership is something we should probably all pay attention to. Some Finnish lizard is getting punished. Jerry is freaking out over the Final Fantasy VII Remake trailer.

    Ep. 73: MPU

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2015


    Breaking news: Riot Games has invested in Curse. Rick is going to learn how to play StarCraft II. Help us buy a MPU! Email us your offers of help at support@irlnoobs.com.

    Ep. 72: E3 Baby Swiss

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2015


    Sir John has replaced Rick for this episode of the IRLnoobs podcast, but it’s ok because the E3 thing happened last week, and there were a ton of really cool gaming announcements! Also, would you use one of those stereotypical looney tunes traps to catch an unborn babby?

    Ep. 71: 3-4-2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2015


    On this brand new episode of the IRLnoobs podcast, lots of numbers are discussed.  There are some 3’s. Some 112’s. Even some 8’s. The Witcher 3 is doing extremely well. Pluto has some wobbly moons. Steam hardware is just around the corner! Also keep an eye open for Fallout 4. How

    Ep. 70: Rated M For Mammary

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2015


    Wildstar is finally going free to play. Does anyone care? We don’t. E3 is coming up soon, as well as a possible Steam sale? Jerry has some things to say, and we have some things to say, too.

    Ep. 69: Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2015


    Would you eat this cupcake? Maybe it’s poison! Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon is coming to the 3DS this Winter! Does anyone care?! Heroes of the Storm is now in open beta! Come get pwned with all of the other noobs! League of Legends is going to have a dolphin from

    Ep. 68: GOG Galaxy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2015


    The old-school League of Legends character Ashe is getting a rework soon. GOG Galaxy is going to be a new platform for playing all of your cool older games with. Opportunity may or may not come knocking for Todd. Also, should you commit fraud? Probably not.

    Ep. 67: Hall Of Fame

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2015


    There’s a cool list of games up for induction into the Video Game Hall of Fame at the Strong Museum here in Rochester, NY. The upcoming Zelda game for the Wii U has a cool informational video that came out way back in December. Kerbal Space Program is out of

    Ep. 66: Not To Brag, but Whatever

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2015


    This week we talk about some MMOs: The Elder Scrolls Online (maybe you can play the game if you can get to that pesky website), Wildstar (maybe it’ll be free soon?), WoW (pay for your subscription with gold!), and Star Trek Online (be a captain with your bad self). Also,

    Ep. 65: Ninten-doo

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2015


    Ninten-doo won’t make a good Pokemon game for a console. Some man who was formerly in a Wizard robe has been tazed (link NSFW). Sir John is no longer on Tindr (sorry ladies). There are no updates that we can find for Insec’s current heath status. He may be dead.

    Ep. 64: The Insec Memorial Leg Foundation

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2015


    Insec, the Jungler for Star Horn Royal Club, jumped off a balcony and broke his leg! Oh no! Nintendo has kind of announced a new console codenamed the NX. Are you going to buy the Apple Watch? In the near future, the IRLnoobs (us) will be hosting a League of

    Ep. 63: Twitch Hacked!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2015


    Oh no! Twitch.tv was hacked! Blizzard has done some updates for things like video games and stuff. Also, what sunglasses should this guy get? the Sixer or the Knoxville? It’s important.

    Ep. 62: Hello My Future Girlfriend

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2015


    On today’s episode of the IRLnoobs podcast, Sir John tells us about his adventures on Tinder. Cities: Skylines is everything that Sim City should have been. Jerry may or may not be giving us a preview of Final Fantasy XV on his twitch channel.

    Ep. 61: Donkey Konga

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2015


    Sir John is with us this evening. Sorry. On this episode, we talk about the closure of game developer, Maxis. Sir John talked about some sports stuff. 90s screen savers were the best screen savers. Johnny Castaway FTW.

    Ep. 60: The One Where We Can’t Stop Talking about League of Legends

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2015


    On this, the 60th episode of the IRLnoobs podcast, we can’t stop talking about League of Legends. Sorry. Leonard Nimoy unfortunately has died at the age of 83. Luckily, we have this awesome video about hobbits from him. Jerry talks about League of Legends, Sir John isn’t here, but is

    Ep. 59: Hard Cider

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2015


    On this, the 59th episode of the IRLnoobs podcast, Sir John is back again in America’s Basement. David Georgeson–Duchovny has been laid off! Everyone should go check out Blue Toad Hard Cider. Your dad marrying a younger woman from Russia is ok!

    Ep. 58: The Bone Zone

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2015


    The Podfest happened yesterday. It was cool. Here’s the video of our performance. Sony Online Entertainment is becoming Daybreak Games. The Elder Scrolls Online is still going ahead with that F2P thing. Tempurpedic beds: good for boning?

    Ep. 57: Fantasy LCS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2015


    Guild Wars 2 is finally getting an expansion! The LCS Fantasy league is underway. It’s confirmed that Jerry has been playing Destiny. Clint hooked up Todd with a sweet new amp.

    Ep. 56: Neck Crabs: The Silent Killer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2015


    The IRLnoobs will be making an appearance at ROCPODFEST II: POD HARDER on February 7th at 6pm to February 7th at 6:10pm at The Record Archive (is the place to go). League of Legends is having a fantasy league to coincide with The 2015 LCS Series. The Elder Scrolls Online

    Ep. 55: Reach Out and Feel Stuff

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2015


    On this, the 55th episode of the IRLnoobs podcast: College foam parties! Nintendo is doing better! Microsoft has some things to say about the name of your twitch stream! Some redditor has a horrible wife and is chronicling the entire story! LARPing coming soon to a youtube near you!

    Ep. 54: League of Legends Fast Lane

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2015


    Todd and Rick discuss some League of Legends / Net Neutrality things. World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor is still our game of choice (come play with us on the Horde faction on the Whisperwind server). Nintendo is no longer selling their stuff in Brazil. All this are more on

    Ep. 53: Season of Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2015


    Sir John joins Todd and Rick to ring in the new year. WoW’s newest raid boss is a huge butt, Jerry needs to watch out for his butt, the Bill’s former coach is a butt, and watch out for basement squirrel butts. The IRLnoobs are back for 2k15. Feel free

    Ep. 52: Year of the Space Sim

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2014


    It’s the last episode of 2014! Sorry about that. There’s someone farting over on Mars. Rick has predicted that 2015 will be The Year of the Space Sim™. WoW might be getting some sort of thing like WildStar’s CREDD system. Rick drops some knowledge about what to do if you

    Special Announcement About Patreon

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2014


    Hey everyone, this is the extracted audio from a video I just tossed up on YouTube. You can find our Patreon page over at www.patreon.com/IRLnoobs Please remember that this podcast will always be as free as the US of A, and even if you never donate even 1 cent, we

    Ep. 51: 2014 Top Five

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2014


    Todd and Rick have compiled their top five (maybe more) games of the year. The World of Warcraft has once again begun to happen. Is the King of Cannabis’ dad drugging him? Listen to this episode to find out!

    Ep. 50: 50th Episode!!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2014


    It’s the 50th episode!!!! We’re celebrating with some locally grown bourbon from Black Button Distilling. We talk about some awesome games that we’re giving away, listen to learn how to win the following games: Bastion, FEZ, FTL, Limbo, Legend of Grimrock, and Monaco. Captain Toad Treasure Tracker is brand new

    Ep. 49: Brazzers Online

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2014


    Todd went to Pole Position Raceway/ Gentleman’s Club. Super Smash Brothers for Wii U happened last week. Brazzers Online (Tera) is the new hotness in the MMO Moment. Download it from here if you want to join us. We recommend the ‘torrent’ method of acquisition.

    Ep. 48: The Overwatch Watch

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2014


    Some people don’t play games! What’s up with that?! Overwatch is looking to be pretty damn cool. G4 is going away from the TV. Some comet man had a crazy shirt. All this and more on the indomitable IRLnoobs podcast!

    Ep. 47: BlizzCon 2014

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2014


    The IRLnoobs YouTube channel is ramping up again. Rick still seems to think that League of Legends is somehow a good game due to the upcoming changes in season 5. BlizzCon 2014 happened, and Metallica really mediocre’d it up. (Remember to sign up for the Overwatch beta) David Georgeson-Ducovney has

    Ep. 46: Jam It In

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2014


    The IRLnoobs twitch is ready to kick it into high gear. Or at least medium gear. The Antares rocket blew up after just 6 seconds of flight. Guild Wars 2 and Warhammer Online made Todd upset. Nintendo is finally making some money. Good shoes are important. Rick comes up with

    Ep. 45: League of Legends, The Harrowing

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2014


    Todd’s favorite game, League of Legends, is undergoing some cool halloween themed sales. NCsoft has laid off a ton of employees. Some moron threatened Valve’s CEO Gabe Newell. Rick shares with us a knowledge bomb about the AARP. All this and more on the IRLnoobs podcast!

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