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From our International Entertainment Headquarters we present the legal aliens podcast. Two Brits and a Yank talk about issues of the day, or just about anything that comes into their heads.

Legal Aliens


    • Aug 14, 2016 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 6m AVG DURATION
    • 106 EPISODES


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    Episode 108 - I'm gonna eat me a lot of Brexit

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2016 67:07


    After a long hiatus, we triumphantly return to bring you another thrilling episode of The Legal Aliens Podcast. The gang talk about Brexit, Alaska and Olympics amongst other things. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by  and . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:, Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 107 - Podcasty McPodcastface

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2016 63:55


    This episode of the podcast is named in honor of the failed attempt to get a terribly serious research ship to be named Boaty McBoatface. We also discus how Hyena's are bastards, and Krista tells us some interesting facts about their anatomy. As usual, our discussions are all over the place, so listen to find out what else is in store.  The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by  and . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:, Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 106 - Superbowl Madness

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2016 61:17


    We recorded this episode during the Superbowl which shows how much we all like the sport! We thought we should mark the event a little bit though by listening to some of the worst renditions of the National Anthem in sporting history.  The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by  and . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:, Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 105 - Happy New (ish) Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2016 66:33


    In the first episode of 2016, our intrepid podcasters explore the subjects of the new Star Wars movie, Dead Celebrities, Elevator vs Lift, and Richard has in interesting quiz for Ben and Krista. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by  and . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:, Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 104 - The Non Christmassy Christmas Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2015 63:18


    For this year's christmas special, we neglect to talk about anything festive bar about four minutes in the middle somewhere.  Krista reveals the highly secret codes used in the case of a zoo emergency. Richard tells us about his trip to vegas, and there's even unicorns. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by Santa Claus, , and . The Legal Aliens special Christmas Theme Tune was written and performed by  Other music in this program is provided by -  & . We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:, Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 103 - Please don't have nightmares

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2015 62:48


    In this episode, we talk about PigGate. The 'scandal' involving the UK Prime Minister. And along the way our conversation takes a rather disturbing tangent. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by  and . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:, Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 102 - A Cat Amongst the Polar Bears

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2015 66:26


    In this episode, Krista tells us about the cat that managed to get into the polar bear exhibit at Como Zoo. We also discuss our worst ever injuries, and Krista's trip to the mall.  The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by  and . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:, Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 101 - See You Next Tuesday Doctor!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2015 65:12


    In this episode, we discuss the motivations of doctors to choose different medical specialities, and the fact that dentists have far, far too much money. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by  and . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:, Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.  

    Episode 100 - Hey it's our [expletive deleted] 100th episode!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2015 69:56


    Hey everyone, we've finally hurtled to our 100th episode. Thanks to all of those that have stuck with us through the years. In this episode, we talk about Ben becoming a father for the third time. Krista's road trip through the wilds of Utah and the recent supreme court decision on same sex marriage. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by  and . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:, Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 99 - Triple digits here we come

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2015 64:03


    This is the last episode before we reach the hallowed 100th episode. We talk about Krista's visit to the Dominican Republic where she found a namesake to the island which must not be named. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by  and . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:, Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 98 - Sloth Squad

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2015 56:29


    In this episode, Krista tells us about the sloth emergency that happened during her shift at the zoo. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by  and . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:, Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 97 - Gremlins in the Jingle Machine

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2015 66:13


    In this episode, Richard & Krista discuss their fitbit endeavours, we talk about a novel way to charge your electronic devices, and there's a problem with the Jingle machine which Ben said he'd fix in post, but couldn't be bothered. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by  and . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:, Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 96 - The aChocolypse AKA Vomity Chocolate 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2015 62:46


    Repent! Repent! The aChocolypse is apon us! A recent lawsuit by vomity chocolate manufacturer Hershey's has put a stop to non vomity chocolate imports to the US. Ben talks about how he is leading the chocolate revolt, and the aliens almost come to blows! The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by  and . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:, Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 95 - The 2014 Christmas Special!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2014 72:57


    Join us by the fireside for this year's Legal Aliens Christmas Special. In this episode, as well as talking about all things Christmas, we hear the latest on Krista's cyber jaw, and about the strange Star Wars parade that Richard witnessed in the deep south.  The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by Santa Claus, , and . The Legal Aliens special Christmas Theme Tune was written and performed by  Other music in this program is provided by -  & . We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:, Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.  

    Episode 94 - Dedicated to Como Zoo's Baby Gorilla

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2014 74:10


    In this episode we talked about the baby gorilla which was born at Como Zoo in St. Paul Minnesota. . Therefore, we have decided to dedicate this episode to the baby gorilla, and her mother Alice.  The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by  and . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:, Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 93 - A tale of two Kates

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2014 68:30


    In this episode, Ben gets Kate Middleton and Kate Upton confused, causing much hillarity. We also discuss whether travellers were required to provide a drawing for their passports before photos were invented, and whether celebrities have to wait in line at the DMV. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by  and . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.    

    Episode 92 - Back in The Winter Bunker

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2014 58:42


    Winter is heading towards Minnesota once more, so brace for us complaining about the cold weather. We've already made a hasty retreat into the warm and cozy winter bunker, vowing not to exit until next year.  Also in this Episode, Krista talks about nature, and we give our thoughts on the Scottish Referendum. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by  and . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 91 - Ice Buckets

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2014 53:24


    In this episode, amongst other things, we discuss the pros and cons of the Ice Bucket Challenge.  The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by  and . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 90 - Are we still aliens?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2014 66:07


    Chad (AKA Ben) has gone and become a US citizen now meaning that there are no more official aliens on the legal aliens panel, therefore we decide to choose some more American names for ourselves and Krista aka Felicity chooses a British Name (Don't worry, all will become clear when you listen - maybe). We also talk reasons you should avoid ice cream trucks.  The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Chad Spieglehacker, Hank Wackenfuss and Felicity Fothergill, and is produced and edited by Spieglehacker Enterprises inc. Voiceovers provided by  and . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 89 - Going for Gold!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2014 70:16


    In this episode, as per usual, a tangent took us into uncharted territory. This time we ended up discussing Game shows. Also, there is a winner in Ben's Big Prize Bonanza! The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by  and . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 88 - The one where we didn't mention the world cup.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2014 55:40


    In this episode, we completely failed to mention the World Cup altogether (This may be a relief to some of our listeners!). Also in this episode we talk about our recent trip to see Eddie Izzard on stage, we bang on about religion a bit, and Ben's Big Prize Bonanza has some really fabulous Ax-Man prizes to give away.  Voiceovers provided by  and . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:" , Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 87 - From the new Broadcasting Complex

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2014 60:22


    THis episode comes from our new Broadcasting Complex in the Burnsville Annex of the Legal Aliens Estate, following the closure of the East Wing Studio. In this episode we discuss Ben's experiences of country life, Richard continues to be a douche about MiniVans and Krista talks about her new favourite reality tv show.  The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:" , Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 86 - Last one from the East Wing

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2014 67:56


    In this episode, Ben announces that he is moving from the Legal Aliens Mansion up to Minnesota's redneck country, so this episode will be the last from the East Wing and Future episodes will come from our Burnsville Annex; We also discuss possible venues for Krista's fictional wedding. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:" , Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 85 - Podcastmageddon

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2014 23:34


    In this episode we discuss the crisis facing the world of podcasting in the form of patent trolls. That's right dear listener, someevilcorporation inc. is suing podcasters big and small over some vague patent that they bought. Podcaster Adam Corolla is spearheading a militia of podcasters who aim to send these scoundrel's packing! Go to  to find out more and how you can contribute to the cause.  Oh... we talked about a bunch of other stuff too. Listen to the show to find out.  The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:" , Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 84 - Buy British Socks

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2014 63:10


    In this episode, whilst barricaded inside the winter bunker by the shear volume of snow outside, we talk about the worst winter ever. Alsowe discuss shell suits, Campri ski jackets, Bermuda shorts, and various other hideous 90's fashions. Richard tells us about the dodgy dealings that happened in hotel kitchens on the isle of Wight and we receive some great fan art.  The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this program is provided by -  &. Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:" , Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page.   Also, why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorabilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 83 - The Mystery of Barry Scott

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2014 71:27


    In this episode, The Aliens discuss the Legend of Barry Scott, the Winter Olympics, Krista's vacation and you can find out about one of the team's criminal history. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: studio@legalalienspodcast.com " , Follow us on twitter  or join our Facebook page. Also why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorobilia and gifts for all occasions.

    Episode 82 - Coldmageddon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2014 69:26


    In this episode, amongst other topics, the Aliens discuss the polar vortex, and they attempt to find a replacement for a cherished posession that Richard lost during his childhood.  Also why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorobilia and gifts for all occasions.  The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our .

    Episode 81 - The Late Late Christmas Special (AKA It's so good that you'll ship your pants!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2014 63:23


    At long last, we bring you the long awaited Christmas Special! In this episode, we discuss all things festive, along with a discussion on shipping your pants, and we roast Ben for having bought a minivan. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by Santa Claus and  . The Legal Aliens special Christmas Theme Tune was written and performed by  Other music in this is program is provided by -  . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our . 

    Episode 80 - The episode we are thankful for!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2013 67:47


    In this episode, the Aliens discuss all things Thanksgiving,  Richard shares his secret for gas station cuisine, and they have the obligatory Doctor Who discussion. Also why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorobilia and gifts for all occasions.  The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our .

    Episode 79 - Vomity Chocolate

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2013 61:34


    In this episode we talk about Halloween, Ben's celebrity lifestyle, America's most obese president, and we discover the reason that Hershey's chocolate tastes like vomit.  Also why not check out the new  for Legal Aliens memorobilia and gifts for all occasions.  The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our .

    Episode 78 - Don't mention the war

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2013 70:13


    In his episode, Richard talks about his holiday in London and on the Island which must not be named. The smallest hotel room in London, and whether it is ok to talk about the holocaust in a restaurant when the table next to you is full of Germans. Also why not check out the new for Legal Aliens memorobilia and gifts for all occasions.  The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our .

    Episode 77 - The further adventures of Lady Krista

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2013 70:33


    In this episode amongst the talk of Robotic Toilets and Life Philosophies, we also come up with a complete storyline for a movie based on Krista's aristocratic lifestyle. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our .

    Episode 76 - Listen Now... or don't

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2013 56:01


    In this episode we discuss the arrival of ios 7, a study that discovered that good fathers have smaller testicles, and scary clowns. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our . 

    Episode 75 - The half missing episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2013 28:35


    There's more gremlins in the East Wing's podcast machines. This time it caused us to lose half of the episode. Anything after 26 minutes is lost for eternity. We will be recording the next podcast soon, and hope we can bring it in it's entirety. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our . 

    "Literally" The best podcast ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2013 69:34


    In this episode, we discuss the death of the English language, Krista's zombie jaw and the new Doctor Who. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our .

    Episode 73 - Royal Sprogs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2013 61:35


    In this episode we discuss the inevitable subject of the royal baby, Krista tells us about her bouncy castle party, and a bunch of the usual randomness! The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our .

    Episode 72 - Four shades of grey, the abridged edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2013 48:29


    In this edition, Richard buggers off in the middle of the show leaving Ben and Krista to fend for themselves. We also discuss the scourge of distracting iPhone games and a bunch of other stuff. Our correspondent in Nether Poppleton continues his winning streak in Ben's Big Prize Bonanza. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our .

    Episode 71 - My other podcast's a (insert better podcast here)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2013 64:52


    In this episode we spent a lot of time talking about bumper stickers. We have a piece of correspondence from a listener (a rarity!), and you can find out how you can win one of our new Legal Aliens Podcast Badges (Buttons or Pins to our American listeners).  The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our .

    Episode 70 - Gremlins in the Machine

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2013 73:15


    This weeks show went down with a couple of technical hitches which involved the loss of a few seconds of talk, and something weird involving plugs getting kicked out, but we have overcome the adversity and managed to bring you another thrilling installment of the Legal Aliens Podcast. In this episode, we discover that Krista is actually a member of the Menahga aristocracy, Richard reads us some of his running memoirs, we discuss the merits of the Queen travelling by public transport, and much more!  The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our . 

    Episode 69 - Accidental incest? There's an app for that!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2013 67:11


    In this episode, we discuss Krista's dream where she is nominated for the diving award at the oscars. We admire Richard's new pink muff, and we talk about Iceland's new anti-incest app. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our . 

    Episode 68 - The imaginatively titled 68th episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2013 69:53


    In this episode - the legend of the one wipe poop, weaponized flapjacks and bra removing anxiety. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our . 

    Episode 67 - Krista dröm bröllop sponsras av IKEA

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2013 57:08


    I denna episod, Krista berättar om sin kärlek till Alexander Skarsgård och hennes perfekt bröllop i heliga gångarna av IKEA. Vi diskuterar också ologiska och sjuka genomtänkt Legall Aliens fäste konkurrens. Den rättsliga Aliens podcast är skriven och presenteras av Ben Kent, Richard Simons och Krista Ristinen, och produceras och redigeras av Ben Kent. Berättarröst från Peter Baker. Den juridiska Aliens Theme Tune skrevs och utförs av Neil knapp Annan musik i detta är programmet tillhandahålls av - Mevio s musik Alley & FreeStockMusic.com. Vill du vara med i det roliga?  Vi vill gärna höra från dig: Ring vår röstbrevlåda linje på 951-ALIENS-1  (951-254-3671 eller (001) 951-254-3671 från Storbritannien), maila oss: studio@legalalienspodcast.com, Följ Oss på twitter @ legalaliens eller gå med i vår Facebook-sida.

    Episode 66 - Smut and Eggs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2013 55:44


    In this episode, we are joined by special guest Lindsay Paetznick who tells us about her unique brunch experience in Wisconsin. Also in this Episode we talk about Richards latest bout of being stupid for Charity, British Porn, and Whether it is possible to have a Vampire Zombie. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our . 

    Episode 65 - "Oh Ambassador, you are spoiling us with this podcast!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2013 65:53


    In This Episode: * Snow removal and Lawn Mowing * Old British Chocolate Commercials * Krista's thoughts on Twilight * Another chance to win one of the coveted Coffee Mugs in 'Ben's Big Prize Bonanza' The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  &. Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our . 

    Episode 64 - The Third Birthday Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2013 61:20


    That's right, somehow we've been on the air for three years. And somehow we are still managing to put out this crap fantastic podcast. On this episode: * Britain's negative advertising campaign * The Grammy's new dress code * Intimate grooming injuries * The rise of 'you're not invited' notices for weddings * David Bekham's fake bum The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  & . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our . 

    Episode 63 - Turritopsis nutricula

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2013 63:23


    In this episode: * Krista's Mexico Vacation * Immortal Jellyfish * 80's Technology / Music * Devastating News from the Sandwich World * Manti Te'o The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our . 

    Episode 62 - Ridiculous Puppets

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2013 73:41


    On todays show, we were joined by  who addressed issues of Puppet Rights, and The Puppet vs Muppet debate, and introduced us to some of their characters. You can find out all about The Ridiculous Puppet Company at . The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our . 

    Episode 61 - Christmas Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2012 59:13


    Once again it is time for our annual festive extravaganza. Live(ish) from the Legal Aliens secret winter bunker in an undisclosed location in the frozen wastelands of Minnesota. This episode is full of festive cheer and joy (and a little bah humbug too!). The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by Santa Claus and  . The Legal Aliens special Christmas Theme Tune was written and performed by Other music in this is program is provided by -  . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our .  Direct download: Category: -- posted at: 6:00 AM

    Episode 60 - Engastration

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2012 63:17


    Oops, we called this one episode 59 on the show, but it is in fact our 60th episode! In this episode: The End of Movember Thanksgiving, Unusual Dishes Our Black Friday purchases Marijuana legalization Doxing The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our . 

    Episode 59 - Adelphithymia

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2012 73:51


    In this episode: The latest Movember Update Bearded Ladies Did the Mayans Practise Human Sacrifice Or Was it the Inca's Obscure 80's Cartoons Ben's Geek Conference Movie Censorship Breaking News from Menahga The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our . 

    Episode 58 - Skeuomorphism

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2012 65:27


    In this episode: Inevitable election talk (Recorded before election!) Richard does another charitable challenge (But he doesn't like to talk about it!) Halloween Has someone won a coffee mug? The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by . The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button Other music in this is program is provided by -  . Want to join in the fun? We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us: , Follow us on twitter   or join our . 

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