L'Podcast

In this week's episode, we're riding the high of seeing the Barbie movie!! Zack also mansplains the mythos of Pandora's box, we talk about the origin story of the color magenta, and pitch commercial ideas for our patron saint, Dunkin' Donuts!!! Synergy!!!!  Follow us on: L'Podcast on Instagram: @lpodcastpodcast L'Podcast on TikTok: @lpodcastpodcast Gabby Bryan on Instagram: @gabbyisbryan Gabby Bryan on TikTok: @gabbyisbryan Zack Signore on Instagram: @quackwacko Zack Signore on TikTok: @zacksignore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode, we got OFF on Miriam-Webster (that bitch)!!! We also learn about the history of the color cyan, the art of hypnotism, and l'investigate the phenomenon of famous sister rivalries!!! All's well that ends well girls!!! Follow us on: L'Podcast on Instagram: @lpodcastpodcast L'Podcast on TikTok: @lpodcastpodcast Gabby Bryan on Instagram: @gabbyisbryan Gabby Bryan on TikTok: @gabbyisbryan Zack Signore on Instagram: @quackwacko Zack Signore on TikTok: @zacksignore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode, it's hot outside so we're obviously feral! We talk about Zack's big morning of sex, being bullied relentlessly online as teens, and address the breaking news that's been going on in the form of celeb divorces!!! Oh la la! Oh la la! Follow us on: L'Podcast on Instagram: @lpodcastpodcast L'Podcast on TikTok: @lpodcastpodcast Gabby Bryan on Instagram: @gabbyisbryan Gabby Bryan on TikTok: @gabbyisbryan Zack Signore on Instagram: @quackwacko Zack Signore on TikTok: @zacksignore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode, we had a 9am meeting that we never recovered from, so, as our fellow Europeans say, que sera sera!!!! We're talking about the psychological warfare of the Myspace top 8 (RIP), the gender spectrum of Michaels and JoAnne's Fabrics, and we do a much needed L'Investigation on WHERE HAVE ALL THE HUNKS GONE?!? Follow us on: L'Podcast on Instagram: @lpodcastpodcast L'Podcast on TikTok: @lpodcastpodcast Gabby Bryan on Instagram: @gabbyisbryan Gabby Bryan on TikTok: @gabbyisbryan Zack Signore on Instagram: @quackwacko Zack Signore on TikTok: @zacksignore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode, we are paying homage to our very own chicken of the sea, Jessica Simpson!!! We also recount the entire plot of twilight (again), debate if Russians are the hottest hunks (jury's still out), and serve up a healthy dose of RESPECT!!! NSFW!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, we are paying homage to our very own chicken of the sea, Jessica Simpson!!! We also recount the entire plot of twilight (again), debate if Russians are the hottest hunks (jury's still out), and serve up a healthy dose of RESPECT!!! NSFW!!! Follow us on: L'Podcast on Instagram: @lpodcastpodcast L'Podcast on TikTok: @lpodcastpodcast Gabby Bryan on Instagram: @gabbyisbryan Gabby Bryan on TikTok: @gabbyisbryan Zack Signore on Instagram: @quackwacko Zack Signore on TikTok: @zacksignore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode, we are left unsupervised AGAIN which only means one thing....rapscallion energy baby!! We're talking icks, the downfall of Harry and Meghan, and when.....she wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, we recorded at nighttime which only means one thing...chaos!!! We're spreading rumors, creating our own personal condiments, and reassuring Zack that OMG he does not look 37!!! je t'aime girls!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's episode, we don't have a drop of serotonin between the two of us and it shows!! We discuss Zack's gay escapades feat. kylie minogue, the many gloves of kate moss x diet coke, and our future plans to be big fish in a small pond!!! Love what you love girlies!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's episode, we discuss Abercrombie & Fitch doing their shadow work, Camilla and that guy Shawn's break up and finally how Zack wants to Marry Zack. This podcast is about global politics if you listen close enough! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is this week's episode, we are somewhat recovered from our drunken episodes but not by much i'll tell you what now! We discuss Samantha's return to Sex and the City as Zack (definitive bad gay) watches the series for the first time. What will we get from that whore???? We just can't WAIT! We also talk about other stuff. xoxo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, Zack and Gabby are left completely unsupervised! Hungover and what critics (lizzie) are calling "manic", they talk about Gabby's sex-less sex party, Zack's wood chip filled ass, and (goes without saying) the iconic west village!!!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This weeks L'Ep Gabby is wearing a coral lip and that's a cause for concern! We talk a lot about Victoria Secret randomly, what's it like to be a girl bee and get stuff done (every species of girl has a to do list) and we try to get to the bottom of what the hell this podcast is even about? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's episode we mostly talk about Martha Stewart's tits! We chit and we chat about the collective Nickelodeon universe and all their GIANT apartments, how Bear and the Big Blue House was rich and how you'd never want to end up with a flesh light in the apocalypse. Xoxo! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this weeks episode we chit and we even chat. One of the funniest things on earth is the fact that Katy Perry headlined the coronation and stayed in Buckingham Palace. We couldn't get enough of the fact that that literally happened for nooooooo reason. Life is a blast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here's what we know to be true: being "too much" implies "your enough"......................... so you can go right ahead and get that tattoos on under your right boob like the rest of us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's l'ep is HIGH ENERGY. The energy is almost the equivalent of the first night electricity was invented probably. That's also probably where describing a high energy situation as electric came from. Wow... we just put that together. Life is amazing and even........ electric. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gabby got stuck in the middle of Brooklyns most heinous half marathon so this episode had to be over Zoom but we still deliver............. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gabby is finally back from pounding the pound in Europe and we have a lot to chat about. First on the list? Zack got a trim! Secondly, there's a new Rat Czar in town. We dissect what it means to get your first pair of heels and what it feels like to put on your mom's sluttiest leather boots. What does it mean that the new Rat Czar is a girl? Simply soooooo much. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's episode is a legit disaster. We jump in hot exclaiming..GWYENTH IS FREE. Other than that we talk a lot about things that mom's do, the absolutely sexual experience of crafting and how Zack was an emotionally manipulative child especially when he was at The Boys & Girls Club. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's episode, Zack says some stuff in french that is french but doesn't sound french and that was a BIG point of contention for a moment. But other than that we talk about getting fingered, being in foreign lands, and wrapping up the last year of our childhood (being 29). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's ep we are discussing all the ways in which women are tortured! From the steam that blew up Marylin Monroes pussy during that subway grate picture or how Gwyenth Paltrow is the Almond Mom Final Boss - we can't catch a break y'all! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello from this week's episode. Gabby saw the Jonas Brothers live in concert and we talk about it for arguably the whole time. At one point Zack starts to spiral about something but like who cares, have you seen joe's ASS!!??!?!? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we are tired as rocking hell. We all took mushrooms in Upstate New Jersey 1 day more this episode was recorded, and baby child? You can tell! We chat about some many things at such a pace you would think we were sleep talking during a medically induced coma. At one point we name a bunch of "Dutch things" and that really says it all. This episode, like all episodes, fails the bechdel test. Xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listen, we're not going to absolutely lie and tell you that we didn't talk about Magic Mike for almost the entirety of this episode. It's important to us to tell the truth. So... now you know... It's also crucial to mention that we are sporting completely high energy delicious new looks that have us in a crack/cocaine type MODE. Love u. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A lot to be said, a lot to be discussed. First and honestly foremost, Gabby should get a hairless cat. But because of her trauma, she can't :/ Have you ever even been around during golden hour? Can't capture that on your goddamn cellphone, that's for sure. Live in the moment, love out loud and DO NOT FORGET to tweet all about it. Besos!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this weeks episode we're going around the world aka to the super bowl and back. Where even was that? Who cares! We chat about Rhiannas performance, if you could call it that. More like performance art, baby girl. No kidding, we loved it. Or at least Gabby did. Zack is being crazy. We chat about how if we wrote hallmark cards they'd be NSFW . Lastly and even of course, Zack is on a Gaby Rumspringa. But what else is new? Besos! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's episode, we are on crack cocaine. Metaphorically but also we both separately and accidentally have smoked crack before. But that's a tale for a different time, our little girlies. This week we discuss maaaaany different things. The lore behind M&Ms, one is a whore and one needs a lobotomy and one is an UN ambassador. We chat about how men don't use q tips and that's literally so scary. Finally we talk about how spa's should be sexual and they're usually not so that sucks eggs. Love you! Besos! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we accidentally only recorded the audio on an iphone. It's still somehow not our fault and honestly.... don't be dramatic. We learn a lot this week, this week is about learning. We learn that Gabby is voiced by Steve Buschemi. We learn that dry martini's are more of a weapon than a drink. We learn that life is about LUCK and friendship and guys. We love learning. Xoxo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's episode we talk about weed peach rings, smoking salvia in the woods at 12 years old after Language Arts and THE radioactive poison cloud you would walk into the moment you stepped foot in a Hollister & Co. Zack was a model at a mall and also an "expo" (if we can even call it that) at a Ruby Tuesday. Gabby's getting her buccal fat put in her tits. Life is easy when you're tired, besos! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's crazy to think this is JUST a podcast, not an all our sex war. On this episode, Zack recounts kissing boys abound. Growing up is all about doing any powder, every powder.. before time runs out. If the clock is striking midnight, you better quickly try some horse tranquilizer. While you still can! Anyways.. would Lea Michelle win the Hunger Games? Literally, yeah right. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Top of mind, top of year? Hope you are planning on making a BUNCH of enemies. We talk about how Meghan and Kate's feud is like a protein shake to us, alllll energy. Fuel up on this drama. How Billie Eilish living in this world with big tits and not shoving them in our face? That's gonna be Girl Jail eligibility, so lawyer up whore. & finally how we want your holiday bonus. Zack and Gabby are best friends with an edge AKA they are close. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to our even newer podcast, L'Zeitgeist! Zack's Vegas impersonator has been fired and the real Zack is back, so that's something to celebrate. We finally decide on the fact that Gabby "could be bi", Bracelets and rings are not enough because women decided they need broaches and toe rings as well and finally we decide that the word "procedure" is a violent term. It's the New Year, gaylords! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy New Year to all our little girls, guys, exes, and potential crushes! This year we are setting our life on the right path. A path that leads to being liked by hot guys! We are recklessly setting intentions, manifesting big things but also specific smaller things and once again tearing down Amazons Carnival Row. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wishing all of our gorgeous girlies a very happy holidays! We'll be back next week with more new episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we are drinking haterade and it is deeply healing. We are purging our hate for girls who dress like it's the goddamn 1950's, for the god awful Amazon prime show Carnival Row, and even the royal family! Team Meghan for life Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello ladies and girlies (guys too) tune in this week to hear horse girls GET WRECKED. We also tear down a few Hollywood starlets and almost sympathize with Jeff Bezos by accident. Are we toxic? Duh!!!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello girls! On the menu today is our illustrious Soup Du Jour. What that means is that we are literally talking about whatever we want today. Do we want to quit the biz, move to London, and open a critically acclaimed “cafe”?? Yes. But we also think we should be famous….It's weird! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Giddy up girls, we hope you are simply based, just like your family turkeys. The girls (Zack and Gabby) are not only thankful for our bodies, but also thankful for yours! Sit back and listen to us tear Cara Delevingne down and raise Carrie Underwood right back up. Gabby's having bad business luck and Zack doesn't know what the word business means! Let's all find out together. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wow girls this ep we are getting into it. From the Alaskan crab disappearance to camila goddamn cabello. Oh and everything in-between. This week is about discovering your power and realizing all your problems might be solved by purple eyeshadow! You be the judge! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack and Gabby are vacationing in Connecticut and STILL doing the pod for you little girls. A she-E-o never takes a day off. We are talking big time hate for Cara deli vine and the ultimate gift of using your hotness to receiving free drugs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This ep we need you small town hot girls to wake up and realize your POWER. No more leaving your podunk town for big city lights. Realize that being at the local 10 with a hot face and body is worth its weight in gold. Daylight savings is also blasting us to death...Big changes are afoot my girls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this weeks spooky l'ep, we talk about how delicious the world Hooker is, how Zack's a Bimbo in Sales, being Diamonistas, Sinus Disasters and going to a parties hehehe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Gabby & Zack reinvent stem, break down the scent of the standard pink soap we've all used in public bathrooms, imagine what it would be like if a straight man worked at Mac, and compare hangover anxiety with just being straight up horny the next day. Will Zack start a masked OnlyFans while Gabby embarks on a journey as a Dominatrix in Chelsea? Only one way to find out, babes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This weeks episode is all about loving life and putting girlies in girl jail. Zack & Gabby take you on an incredible journey of a single mom ladybug and her children as they trek, for days, to the other side of the lawn to reach a safe haven that is grandma's house. As Zabby pitch this tearjerking tale to Pixar, they come to realize that Lea Michele can only read to gay's, Gabby's boyfriends are always jealous of Zack, and Drew Barrymore should always be kissed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Gabby & Zack embark on yet another journey of being hot in NYC. They reminisce on September, a month dedicated to stalking exes and prepping for the trifecta of holiday's that is to come. They chat glowing up in your 30s, marrying rich men with man caves, and how everyone from their hometown has gone severely downhill (except 1% who are now full-blown supermodels). Enjoy, bb's. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Attention girlies! This week, Zack & Gabby reflect on a time when hot guys actually existed. Gabby shares clothes with Timothée Chalamet, Zack admits he imagines that two women having sex is just them talking about boys, and Zabby explore a life where they buy an inn à la Lorelei Gilmore and host a podcast called "Breakfast in Bed." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Gabby & Zack take you way back to 103 AD, when Zack was King and Gabby..well....was his beard. Countrywide week long tournaments were reinstated because jousting is hot af. Back in present 2022, Zack & Gabby are found whispering in a Dunkin' Donuts surrounded by spotted lanternflies discussing the question everybody is asking, "was the Queen poisoned or was she just 96?" Listen up, girlies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Zack and Gabby realize that Blake Lively's most prominent iMDB credit is 'embodying the archetype of a regular tampon'. Zack explains bathroom politics and compares the female anatomy to a traffic light while Gabby sheds light on a fear all womxn have in common....toxic shock syndrome. Is it real or just folklore? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We figured a few things out this week and that means we're scientists. Some highlights you're slorping for? Miami is for kissing, mullets are illegal and Kirsten Dunst doesn't exist. The world is ending, the floods are coming but there's a crush drought. Welcome to the desert, dress slutty. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we are joined by star and even guardian angel, Hannah Berner and not to brag….. she has a bungalow. In the Hamptons of all places!!!! We talk everything and anything about a bunch of stuff, including gay things. Who's our ideal type? Who were we horny for in high school? You guessed it … our teachers. Class is in session ya'll! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.