My Dumbass Mom

Bleep bloop, Mommies! We're back with a couple of special guests! First, Ryan Kay returns from his exile and boy does he have a lot to say. Then, Seamus introduces Judith to his new friend. Also, we have a new Pope! And Sean had a birthday! All that and so much more!Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

Hi Mommies! We're back and cracking open a cold one! Seamus supplied plenty of non-alcoholic beer for Judith and Sean and the results are probably what you expected. Then, we play a game of The Traitors and plan a potential party where everyone who listens will be invited. Finally, we end with some soothing guided meditation from Judith that will start your week with the mindfullness you need.Don't forget to share us with a friend, leave us a review and follow us on Instagram!

We're back for Season 4 and celebrating the Eagles catching and compromising the Chiefs to a permanent end. Also, Seamus went to London and saw an old church.Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend andfollow us on Instagram!

We're back, Mommies! And Seamus and Judith are recounting all the adventures they went on that Sean was In Absentia for over the last few weeks. Empty Soup Bowl! Sean Wasn't There! Mt. Vernon! Sean Wasn't There! Science Movie Night! Sean Wasn't There! We also catch up on our homework of movies to watch and have a frank and honest discussion about slavery. Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

We're back with 40oz of topics, Mommies! Seamus shares a story of his recent generosity, while declaring he will be nice to Judith from now on. Judith discusses a recent run-in with a past Dumbass Guest and then previews her upcoming travel plans. And Sean watches the Phillies lose. Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

We're back, Mommies! Seamus and Judith recap their big night out for Judith's birthday at the Kings of Leon concert, Seamus reveals what he's quit cold turkey and Judith gives us a a glimpse of what the voices in her house say to her. Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

We're working without a net, Mommies! That's right, for the first time in a long time, Judith has no notes! We fly around a smorgasboard of topics from the recent Presidential debate to new films and Seamus' favorite actresses. Also, Judith is gearing up for our trip to the Empty Soup Bowl and a certain celebrity appearance that may be in the works. Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

We're back from our summer break, Mommies! We have a packed episode full of deceit, celebrity encounters and a possible on location recording coming up! Don't forget to leave us a review and share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

Hi Mommies! We're back with comedian and Dumbass Mom historian Adam Benjamin! Adam gives us his take on our recent show at The Punchline and reveals his nefarious plans for FedEx. Also, Seamus and Judith revisit the websites mentioned on our last episode and plan an exciting road trip to Washington, DC! Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

Welcome back, Mommies! In this episode, Judith reports on her findings about the Woke Mind Virus and the Joe Rogan Experience, Seamus and Judith share their Mother's Day comedy show experience and, of course, Colin. Don't forget to leave us a review and share us with a friend, and follow us on Instagram!

We're back, Mommies! And we have a whole lot to talk about. Seamus is now famous on the internet, Judy has discovered the woke mind virus and Sean...had a birthday? Also, Judy solves the Kendrick and Drake beef once and for all. Don't forget to leave us a review and share us with a friend, and follow us on Instagram!

We're back and being visited by the Easter Bunny, Mommies! In this special Easter edition, we're all dressed up and ready to play some games. Specifically, the Dating Game. Also, Judith reflects on how her time in Delaware has changed her approach to Philadelphia and our good friend George Mills stops by to make his Dumbass Mom debut. Don't forget to leave us a review, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

We're back after a little First State hiatus, Mommies! And boy do we have a lot to talk about! Judy fills us in on what she was doing in Delaware, Seamus lets us know why he's been crying and we eulogize our beloved Grape Room. Don't forget to leave us a review, tell a friend about us and follow us on Instagram!

We're back, Mommies! And on this special episode, we're asking the tough questions, such as which cartoon would you want to be president? Also, in our new Podcast Roundup segment, we review every podcast that is important to us. Finally, we have a bevy of special guests call in to say hi, each one more surprising than the last! Don't forget to leave us a review and tell a friend about us, and follow us on Instagram!

We're back, Mommies, and we've brought a special guest! Meg Goetz (@MegGoetzMoney on Twitter and Instagram), host of Real Chills, joins us to talk about her upcoming Alaska comedy shows and haunted hotel, as well as her recent engagement to our logo designer, Danny Getz! Also, Seamus and Judith discuss their recent trip to Chinatown and compare marriages. Who wins? Find out to listen! Listen to Real Chills wherever you get your podcasts and follow Real Chills on Instagram Don't forget to leave us a review and follow us on Instagram!

We took a long winter's nap but now we're back, Mommies! We're catching up on how we celebrated all the winter holidays, Judy reveals why she was SHOCKED by the Golden Bachelor and Seamus declares war on all laughing and slapping. Don't forget to leave us a review and follow us on Instagram!

Hi Mommies! After a full and thankful Thanksgiving, we're clearing the dishes, doing our commercials and cleansing our palates! Seamus and Judith recap their Thanksgiving, make plans for a field trip and consult the crystal ball to see what the future holds! Don't forget to leave us a review and follow us on Instagram!

Happy Thanksgiving, Mommies! Seamus and Judy are thankful to welcome their guest and long running topic of discussion, Andy Lane! Andy is a comedian, dog dad and self proclaimed Shroom King. Judy brings us some Thanksgiving treats courtesy of our friends at Primo Hoagies and puts everyone to the Tastykake challenge, while Seamus tries to figure out exactly what type of man Judy is looking for in her quest for Mr. Yummy. Don't forget to leave us a review and follow us on Instagram! Have a great Thanksgiving, Mommies!

We're back and asking the important questions, Mommies! Such as: do you have ADHD? What is the best Thanksgiving sandwich? And do you have ADHD? Seamus and Judy recap their Halloween adventures and contemplate what the perfect man for Judy looks like. Also, Seamus is at war with a certain video game. Don't forget to leave us a review and follow us on Instagram and send us your questions!

Seamus and Judith are joined by everyone's favorite Philadelphia comedian, Ryan Kay! And Judy has a special surprise as we're all going on a road trip to...Baltimore! Ride along with us, Mommies, as we discover how many books Ryan has read and take a detour to our favorite haunted houses just in time for Halloween! Don't forget to leave us a 5 star review and follow us on Instagram!

Welcome back, Mommies! Seamus and Judy catch up on Judy's recent trip to the doctor, discuss banned books and we have an update on PorchFest. Don't forget to leave us a review and tell your friends about us, and follow us on Instagram!

Buckle in, Mommies! Did Judy confiscate toys from her students and give them to Seamus? Did Seamus remember to get questions from our Mommies? And what do Tub Girl and our good friend Andy have to do with all of this? Find out in this wild episode! Don't forget to leave us a review and follow us on Instagram!

Seamus and Judy catch up on recent movies they've seen and Judy has some shocking news that could affect the very future of the podcast. Don't forget to leave us a review and a rating, tell your friends about us and follow us on Instagram!

We're kicking off season 3 with a wedding! Fresh off his whirlwind honeymoon through Europe, Seamus and Judy have a lot to catch up our Mommies on. From the fashion to the dancing to the shocking words Seamus' friends whispered in Judy's ear, you'll get all the details in this episode. Also, we've got big plans for season 3 so we'll need our Mommies to hold us accountable. Stay tuned as we build towards another special live podcast. Don't forget to leave us a review, tell a friend about us and follow us on Instagram!

We're back, Mommies! After some recording snafus, Seamus and Judy have a lot to talk about! After catching up on some recent movies and rating the holidays, Seamus and Judy discuss the effects of the Great Water Crisis (that wasn't) on the Dollar Stump and then Seamus gets down to brass tax to ask Judy what she, or any of us, are really looking for. Don't forget to leave us a review and rating and follow us on Instagram!

Seamus and Judy are celebrating Mardis Gras, mourning the Eagles' loss in the Super Bowl and rehashing Judy's interference in Seamus's grades in grade school. We also have questions from our Mommies and a secret code for our Mommies to identify themselves by! Don't forget to leave us a review and rating, share us with a friend and follow us on Instagram!

Our guest LeMaire Lee (@LemaireLee) joins Seamus and Judy to try to crack the case of what Stump Judy is at and what the little "bongs" are outside of the Stump. Also, Judy has more questions about everyone's shower habits and Seamus is still concerned over the possible Phantom of the Stump. Don't forget to leave us a review, tell your friends about us and follow us on Instagram!

This episode gets spooky, Mommies! Seamus can't believe it as Judy tells us about water flying off the shelves at the Dollar Stump and a strange presence in her house. Also, an update on our celebrity guest competition and Judy brings back souvenirs from the tattoo convention! Don't forget to leave us a review and tell your friends about us. And follow us on Instagram!

Seamus turns the tables and has gifts for Judy this time! Also, we're joined once again by Dumbass Mom logo creator Danny Getz, who tries, once again, to explain the logo to Judy. Don't forget to leave us a review, tell your friends about us and follow us on Instagram!

Happy New Year! Seamus, Judy and engineer Sean reflect on the year that was. From their favorite guests to most memorable moments and everything in between. Plus, what will be the podcast's collective New Year's resolution and how can you help us make it happen?! Listen to find out! Don't forget to leave us a review wherever you listen and follow us on Instagram!

It's the holiday season and Judy has a new man in her life that we meet for the first time! Also, Judy, Seamus and Sean attended a Wigilia. What's a Wigilia? You'll have to listen to find out. Finally, everyone shared their favorite Christmas memories and we find out why Seamus and Judy stopped doing theirs. We want to hear from all of our Mommies about their favorite traditions so message us on Instagram and let us know! The best gift you can give us is a 5 star review and telling your friends about us! Happy holidays to all the Mommies and Mr. Yummies and we'll see you in the New Year!

Happy Stumpsgiving, Mommies! In this special episode with our friend Nicki, we find out what everyone is thankful for, why everyone prefers Nicki to Judy and why you should never take candy from the Candyman! Don't forget to leave us a review and follow us on Instagram!

Seamus and Judy are in the Halloween spirit as they share their favorite haunted house memories, scary movies and what really scares them the most. Leave us a review wherever you get your podcast and follow us on Instagram!

We're back! Seamus and Judy share their experiences with various substances while Seamus tells us what he really thinks about San Francisco. Also, Lassie herself, Steve Bickel, stops by to let Judy know that he's been looking for her. And Judy answers one of the most provocative questions from a Mommy that we've ever got! Leave us a review wherever you get your podcast and follow us on Instagram!

Judy, Seamus and engineer Sean share their favorite (and least favorite) school memories, while Seamus reveals what he learned during his recent visit to the Dollar Stump. Also, will a certain Mr. Yummy be joining the podcast soon? Find out by going Back to School with My Dumbass Mom! Don't forget to subscribe and leave us a review wherever you get your podcasts and follow us on Instagram

We hope you brought your appetite, because Judy brought treats that'll give your coat that special sheen. That's right, Judy and Seamus (and Sean) sampled a selection of dog treats curated by our friend Linda at Ac'cent on Animals. What did we like? What did we hate? And what does meat icing mean? Follow us on Instagram and visit Ac'cent On Animals for all your pet needs.

Seamus and Judy are back for season two of My Dumbass Mom! Catch up on everything that's happened since the live episode and help decide what dog food Seamus and Judy should eat! Leave us a review wherever you get your podcasts and follow us on Instagram @mydumbassmom

Seamus and Judy brought My Dumbass Mom to a sold out LIVE audience at The Grape Room, along with some very special guests! Leave us a review wherever you get your podcasts and follow us on Instagram!

Judith and Seamus welcome their very first and special guest, Seamus' fiancee Rachel! Find out how they met, their wedding plans and how much Judith and Rachel have in common. Tickets for My Dumbass Mom Live! are available here! Leave us a review wherever you get your podcasts and follow us on Instagram!

Seamus and Judith talk about the effects the moon has on them, Judith delves deeper into her experience at the tattoo convention and Judith gives out some special awards! Get your tickets for the LIVE recording of My Dumbass Mom at the Grape Room on May 6th here! Follow us on Instagram to submit your questions! Don't forget to leave us a review and rate us wherever you get your podcasts!

Seamus and Judith finally decide who's smarter, Judith goes on an adventure to a tattoo convention and Seamus has a strong reaction to another Eleanor! Also, Seamus and Judith make the BIG announcement: a LIVE recording of My Dumbass Mom at the Grape Room! Get your tickets here! You can also follow us on Instagram at @mydumbassmom to keep up on all the plans for the live show and see why Seamus reacted the way he did to the new Eleanor! Don't forget to leave us a review on Spotify, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts!

After attending her first open mic, Judith reveals a shocking secret from last week's episode. Also, we watch Eleanor go sledding, Seamus has more questions from the listeners for Judith and Judith presents us with more cursed dolls. Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts!

Judith brings a box of surprises and you won't believe what's inside. Also, we get a special in person visit from the one and only Eleanor! Don't forget to leave us a review and rating on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts!

Judy and Seamus discuss how they spent the recent holidays, how they plan on spending the upcoming holidays and Judith's daring escape from a hospital.

Seamus and Judy talk about their favorite famous dogs and the time Judy stalked Robin Williams at an amusement park. Don't forget to leave us a five star review and tell your friends about My Dumbass Mom.

Seamus hits Judy with a barrage of questions.

Judy brings toys from her favorite cartoon, Seamus rejects his new daddy and we all relive Judy's Stand By Me experience.

In the premier episode, Judy finally finagles Seamus into sitting down to do the pod. Also, she has 11 dogs on her folder.

Are you tired of podcasts about smart moms? Well have I got a show for you! Listen as Judy and Seamus air out childhood traumas while creating new, fun adult traumas!