My Smart Speaker is Haunted!

The rumours are true - this episode's full of more unprompted clips from a haunted smart speaker. This week we experience a KIDNAP plot, a spinning hat and an unexpected glut of olives. And what is everyone's favourite private investigator up to now?! And apologies, the speaker's sweary in this one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Watch out, there's clips about! Why is our favourite private investigator hiding in a bush? Which character has the hots for an apple thief? And who has mislaid the TV remote? Tell a friend, share the love! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready, as the gang (and you) return for more unprompted clips from the realm of the haunted smart speaker. This time: be prepared for a trip to the nail salon, a seafood based side quest and an out of season sexy Santa suit. Leave a comment! Follow us on the socials! Tell a friend! We love you for all the above. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Clips upon clips upon clips. Intrigue abounds as we travel back to the turn of the millennium with mysterious food vendors, signed feet pics and a young star in the making. Write us a lovely review or leave a comment, we like that kind of thing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More unprompted smart speaker musings? You betcha. Uncle Horton is top of the plots as a mystery man darkens his door, an upsetting email is received and we meet a psychic with a difference. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bunting! Street parties! Warring retailers! It's a mattress retrospective as we wear our finest hats to celebrate the podcast's silver jubilee. Take a listen back to some favourite clips, plus a recap of the story so far in a special episode. This episode comes with a potty mouth* swear warning (*Tex) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buongiorno! Tex is going through a break-up, PC Parsons is a man on a mission and there's strange things being thrown in rivers. We want you... to tell us your favourite clips from the past year of episodes as we celebrate with a silver jubilee special for #025. Get in touch http://instagram.com/myhauntedspeaker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Settle in for a dramatic episode in the Mattress Universe™! There's potential corporate espionage underway, some misdelivered holiday chocolates and Tom's bursting into rooms when you least expect it, as Tex, Wil and Joseph present more clips from the haunted smart speaker. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Haunted happenings! A bumper number of new unprompted smart speaker clips this episode as we're formally introduced to Aunt Patricia, Sympathy Sinitta celebrates her birthday and there's ESPIONAGE involving secret documents and wide brimmed hats.Warning: the smart speaker uses some fruity language Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More unprompted smart speaker clips? You betcha!This week there's a BLAZING ROW between two characters, an INVASION of winged creatures and we finally find out who Bed Linens Weekly readers are LUSTING after. No surprises really.Take cover! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back for more clips and nonsense! If you're baffled by your smart speaker's voice recently changing, rest assured Tex and Wil's is even weirder.We all know that every good soap opera has its own conveniently placed café - and the Mattress Universe finally gains its own. And does anyone know where we can find a copy of Dr Doolittle on DVD? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy New Year! As we take down our taffeta decorations and look to the year ahead, we learn more about the beginning of Horton's business empire and discover a whole Selby broadcasting district we never knew existed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Merry Yuletide! Happy Holidays! Festive Greetings! It's the Christmas special, which means Tex, Wil and Joseph have donned their cracker hats and sifted through the archive to bring you a bumper mix of all the times the smart speaker has uttered anything vaguely festive. Thanks for listening this year and embracing us, means a lot x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's back to the future (present) with this week's smart speaker outbursts. There's DRAMA in the court room, LAUGHTER at a new theme park and CONFUSION over mysteriously appearing gourds.Tell a friend, share the love! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After last week's unexpected foray into the past, Wil presents us with more smart speaker nonsense as we trace the history of the Sloane-Ketterings. Plus we meet an immigrant shaking up the Selby cultural scene.Tex declares his love for himself and Joseph's only half paying attention after Episode 15's catfishing.And some of the audio is really CRISP! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've donned our finest clothes for this season's hottest event: the Mattress Awards! Will we bump into Bed Linens Weekly's star reporter Vicky on the turquoise carpet? Will the swimwear portion overshadow the court case? And how will Tom and Horton cope being in the same room as each other?All this and more with Tex & Wil's next batch of nonsense clips from their haunted smart speaker (and Joseph's back too) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We hope you've brought your compulsory catering contribution - we're off to Hengistbury this episode. Plus we find out about Bridget's childhood trauma and there's a surprise celebrity guest at the Mattress Awards. More unprompted smart speaker clips, more mattress chat, more questionable references. Share the love and tell your friends about us.Follow us on the socials @myhauntedspeaker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is your smart speaker haunted?Tex & Wil have been plagued by their possessed smart speaker blurting out random nonsense for several years, entirely unprovoked, and captured on a sleep recorder app in the dead of night. What started as some obscure silly sound bites seems to have evolved into a full story in an artificially intelligent world.Join them and their friend, amateur sleuth Joseph Begley, as they listen back to the peculiar proclamations, and try to unravel the mysteries of the Mattress Universe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 13, complete with 13 clips and released on the 13th of the month? We'd love to claim we planned it, but it all just fell into place...Prepare yourself as Uncle Horton starts to get suspicious, there's an invasion of crickets and we finally learn what "we don't talk about Sarah" did to upset everyone Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another week, and more uninitiated clips from the smart spea... Attention! Would one of the mattress selling team please come to the management office immediately... Plus, there's ugly gifts being dished out and will Tom pull through? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's another episode of unprompted musings from Tex and Wil's smart speaker!This week, the search for Uncle Horton intensifies, Joseph desperately hopes for an update on Tom the Mattress Man's condition and we learn about the market for novelty napkin rings.Also, warning: there must have been something in the water the day we recorded this, judging by the number of lines that are unnecessarily sung through-out Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back with more smart speaker nonsense!Feel like you're floating through life with no meaning? It's time for the overhaul you need with a set of new rules to live by. Tom's getting into altercations and trigger warning: this episode comes with great peril for one character Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

MISSING: one document wallet full of official homeware secrets. Please return to Tom the Mattress Man if found. Reward: one taffeta bed runnerThis week Joseph, Tex and Wil learn more about the ongoing court case, Bridget's hunt for Uncle Horton continues and Delia's been busy baking Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tex and Wil are back with more clips from their haunted smart speaker! Joseph's getting ever more frustrated as one foodstuff takes over the show - and there's developments as threads start to be connected.Reckon you could sprint in corduroy plimsoles? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's light reading (bedtime reading?) from Bed Linens Weekly to get to and some surprising new lines are drawn between characters on the Mattress Universe family tree Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a solemn start, as we're invited to the funeral of a recently departed friend. We also meet Gibson, mattress seller extraordinaire, and the oat powder's starting to pile up everywhere (bit of a nuisance, actually) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a shock plot twist in the mattress universe, as the war of the competing retailers "hots up". Plus poisoned fig rolls and a death - but are the two connected? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the No 1 mattress based podcast, despite what you might hear in the biased media. My friends grow in number - as we meet Uncle Horton, Neil Parsons and Mademoiselle Mixed Copper-Alloy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back in the Mattress Universe with more from Tex and Wil's haunted smart speaker. There's only one question on everyone's mind - why do you have a big brunette Bridget on your website? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back for more already? This week there's a jelly bean controversy, Tex starts an email exchange with a Spanish band and a concerning delivery is made by Tom the Mattress Man. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's full steam ahead as Joseph is introduced to Tex and Wil's possessed smart speaker for the first time. Who is Tom the Mattress Man? Who's taking a boat to Cherbourg? And who wants this quiche? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.