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The general observations and grumblings about life and current events from 30-something NYC Black woman...I apologize in advance.

Jeanine Broome


    • Aug 16, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 40m AVG DURATION
    • 81 EPISODES


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    ::Throws Hat in the air:: Avengers....ASSEMBLE!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2023 41:03


    This week I will talk about Kai Cenat, Lizzo, the Lil Tay fiasco, Alabama, and a few more things. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/noireandnope/support

    BYE WIG

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2023 62:06


    In this episode I talk about your girl Carlee, but also Beyonce's half siblings looking for a crumb of attention, MTA fare increase, Writer/Actor strike, LI serial killer, Russell/Future/Ciara, Lightskin Keisha down bad, MF Doom and possibly the Shine RICO charge --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/noireandnope/support

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2023 68:57


    Today I'm talking about the Keke debacle, Jonah Hill's weirdo ass, India Arie, Blueface, and maybe other things, IDK... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/noireandnope/support

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2023 53:59


    In this episode I talk about my hectic week, bored rich people buying their death, the BET awards, Bebe Rexha, Naomi Campbell, meh-n, Cardi/Offset, JT/Uzi, and a few other things... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/noireandnope/support

    Men don't like women anymore...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2023 59:35


    Today I'm talking about the YK Osiris/Sukiyana/DJ A1 debacle, Anita vs Babyface, Joseline throwing more hands and feet on people, Meagan Good and Johnathan Majors moving in together? Home Depot girl, and other random things... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/noireandnope/support

    It's Clobbering Time!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2023 59:33


    In this episode, I talk about Joseline vs Amber Rose, complicated family dynamics, ONCE AGAIN people having me fucked up, Azealia Banks being her usual awful self, Jackie Oh, the past events this weekend here in NYC, cleansing your space, and other random tingz. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/noireandnope/support

    Not Everything Needs To Be Twatted.....

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2023 59:50


    This episode I talk about over sharing, Chika's "fuck dem kids" moment, NYC being a mess, and one of Diddy's kids swigging and swerving... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/noireandnope/support

    It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left y'all....

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2023 115:58


    It's been a minute, let's catch up... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/noireandnope/support

    Beauty and the Beasts ...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2023 41:11


    Today I talk about the beauty community up in arms about false advertising, TJ Hooker and Amy Hoeback (hopefully for the last time), and the job market. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/noireandnope/support

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    Too many clowns, not enough circus....

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2023 57:58


    In this episode, I talk about Christian rock and blue face, the job markets, Shakira's revenge, Gwen Jackson Lopez Kim Stefani, and a few other topics --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/noireandnope/support

    Reality (TV) Bites...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2023 59:02


    Today I just talk about my favorite guilty pleasure, reality TV show, and some life tidbits. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/noireandnope/support

    New year, Knew me...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2023 30:07


    On this episode, I talk about some of my goals, aspirations and observations for the new year, and your regular dose of celebrity drama. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

    Some Tea, a dish, and a lot of shade....

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2022 49:58


    Just talking my crap about the latest news and gossip, as per usual.... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

    TJ HOOKER...

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2022 59:51


    In this episode, I speak a little bit about my hiatus, the TJ and Amy drama, Brittany finally getting out of Russian prison, and a couple of other things. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

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    Depression is getting worsah and worsah…

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2022 76:49


    In this episode I talk about the Dahmer hype, B Simone and Dani-ellow Bone-leigh, and old dusty who can't let his ex wife rest in peace (NY is the New Florida), and some other random-dandoms… --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

    Autumn is my Summer…

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2022 73:01


    Just discussing current events, no big deal… --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

    The Pot Calling the Kettle Fat….

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2022 78:37


    This episode I talk my shit about Aries Spears/Lizzo/Tiffany Haddish, dating, vetting, randomly talking about She by Sheree, and other current events. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

    Shooting up an empty club…

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2022 47:19


    In this episode I talk about recent events, Roe vs Wade, new music and staying single instead of seeing double…. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

    Where's My Gay Discount?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2022 54:46


    Welcome to Season 5, and Happy Pride Month! This episode I talk about companies pandering to the LGBTQ+ community, Mass shootings, bed bugs hitching a ride on the subway, Lil Nas X snubbed, TI's brat ass kid, and new season premieres. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

    World News Tonite with Patra Jenkins...

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2022 55:51


    Today I'm talking about the Buffalo mass shooting, Keyshia Cole, Jesse Williams, Lori Harvey, and some other tings.... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

    When the YIKES is on the bikes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2022 33:21


    Just me, talking about the trending stories this week, NBD.... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

    Law & Order…

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2022 33:27


    Randomly talking about topics of the week…at this point, are y'all surprised? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

    Just a Squirrel (Man) Trying to get a Nut....

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2022 44:59


    Today I talked about recent events, and a man with a studio apartment in a tree. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

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    The Slap Heard ‘Round the World…

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 43:33


    This episode I talk about the Oscars bafoonery, and that piece of shit that killed 87 year old Broadway singing coach Barbara Maier Gustern. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

    Tinder Bueno

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 40:41


    I talk about current events and an unconventional Tinder date. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 42:20


    In this episode I talk about Mayors, War, and stunt queens that tricked y'all into feeling sorry for them…also, a new segment of “New York is the new Florida” --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

    War, what is it good for?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2022 13:36


    This week we're talking about major current events, and another edition of "New York is the new Florida". --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

    Stop trying to make Julia Fox happen, it's not gonna happen...

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2022 51:14


    Sorry for the absence

    New Years Grieve

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 35:08


    In this episode I talk a bit about the Omarion virus, Saweetie, a fare-beaters untimely demise, and a new "New York is the new Florida". --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

    Raise your hand if your uterus has been victimized by Tristan Thompson....

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2021 37:14


    In this episode I talk about the infidelities of Tristan Thompson, fire blazing at Fox, 5 headquarters, and a whole bunch. Other current events and topics. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

    Stuffed Like a Turkey, Angry Like a Bird...

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2021 47:40


    Today I'm talking about the past Thanksgiving holiday, and current events. Also, a new edition of "New York is the new Florida". --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

    Golden Showers bring November flowers..

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 35:21


    This episode I discuss, a plethora of random topics, and a concert in Florida that got a little too…wet for a concert goer (much to his delight). --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

    Pumpkins, Crackheads, and Concerts, Oh My!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2021 33:40


    In this episode, I talk about the travesty of AstroWorld, a weird jack-o'-lantern train situation in a new “New York is the new Florida” segment, and other random things. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

    Playing Chess, Checkers, or Uno?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2021 46:02


    In this episode, I talk about being Black and crying wolf, TikTok cappin', and the hood being up to no good (as per usual). --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noireandnope/support

    Sunday Scaries

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2021 31:10


    In this episode, I just ramble about work life, housing and homelessness, lame ass dating and a new “New York is the new Florida” story.

    Rise & Grind & Whine..

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2021 46:23


    In this episode, I talk about what it's like returning to work after a couple of years and the weird work dynamic, and the odd shit that's going on in New York City.

    When are those condos on Mars opening up? #SickofEarth..

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2021 42:28


    Today I briefly talk about the unfortunate crimes against women as of recently, and a nerd getting finessed.

    You Can Stand Under My Umbrella-Ella-Ella…

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2021 44:14


    This episode I talk about nosy people, entitled people, Hurricane Ira and the devastation it caused, a new “New York Is The New Florida” story, and other random tidbits.

    New York; The Downfall

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2021 24:48


    In this episode I talk about the few travesties in NYC, including random attacks on children, and Times Square.

    Rain rain, Go away…

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 28:18


    It's been raining cats and dogs here in NYC, so sorry for the delay. In this episode, we talk about, and the first ever segment of “New York is the new Florida”.

    Don't Fuck up my Autumn…

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2021 31:56


    In this episode, I talk about celebrities that don't bathe, celebrities that don't matter, and how my Autumn may be just as tragic as the beginning of the year.

    Hello, it's me…

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2021 56:40


    It's been a minute, so just a quick lil podcast to wet your palate.

    This Week In Nonsense

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2021 41:10


    Today I’m talking about some popular topics of the week.

    Back in the New York Groove...

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2021 32:15


    Today I discuss the city opening up, and unnecessary celeb talk.

    It’s the disrespect and racism, for me...

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2021 32:23


    In this episode, I talk about the not-so-subtle nuances of Racism white people participate in.

    Oh PLEASE, Hercules...

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2021 20:11


    This week I talk about my adverse reaction to my COVID vaccine, Caucasity, and why Twitter remains a cesspool.

    A whole lotta whole lotta

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2021 27:00


    This episode is lazy, and I’m just rambling...so, enjoy that.

    A pimp in sheep’s clothing..

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2021 34:54


    DMX dies, Relationship guru is a hoe, and the end of Saweetie and Quavo.

    Cancel Summer...PLEASE

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2021 33:28


    After a longer than usual hiatus, I’m back to talking about random bullshit...enjoy!

    Ratatouille.....but make it DEADASS

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2020 38:52


    On this episode I talk about every New Yorkers worst nightmare coming true for a Bronx man, the audacity of one of the officers that murdered Breonna Taylor, men being generally awful, and general randomness about the election, Halloween, etc.....

    Men, are y’all ok?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2020 45:00


    In this episode I talk about the audacity that is men, Aubrey O Day spilling pipping hot earl gray regarding the Trump family, and the dangers of the subway,

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