Sam & Jon

The forgotten victims in this worldwide lockdown are the ones who have fought hardest to protect their privacy and freedom. Now their liberty is at stake.

Up with this we will not put! Large corporations have been hoodwinking the general population for too long and Sam & Jon are going to put a stop to it. Find out how in this episode.

Sam has reached new lows, or should we say heights? Lockdown has driven Sam to explore new frontiers and answer the question people have been wondering about for centuries...what happens if you poo standing up?

The moral dilemmas are back, we're no strangers to the hard questions. Also Sam reveals details on the man who stole a police car's light for a laugh and gets Jon to incriminate himself in the process.

We wont let a little drama get in the way of our podcast. Lockdown or not the show must go on! Share today with your friends!

Jon sees some strange banana facts in his local supermarket as well as empty shelves with all the gluten hoarded by preppers. Also in a Sam & Jon exclusive, Sam reveals his "fart in a bucket" numbers. Check us out on YouTube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEKv_rrTLBm33Cn6ESYjGwA Share today with your friends! PODCAST: http://samandjonshow.podbean.com/ FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/samandjon TWITTER: https://twitter.com/samandjon

Welcome back to the world of Sam & Jon after a well earned....well somewhat earned...they took a break ok?!? Wishing you a Merry Christmas and more straight shooting banter, strap yourselves in, 2018's gonna be a bumpy ride. funkytime.tv

Is it a boy, is it a girl....not sure let's just decide when they're older. Is this the way forward or just weird. funkytime.tv

Sam's eyebrows undergo a manscaping makeover and Jon contemplates escaping "free society" and moving to North Korea. funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Has Jon secretly nominated Sam to recieve diet supplement emails? What's he trying to say? And should Sam relinquish his credit card detials? https://funkytime.tv/pages/sam-jon    

Do people even care about privacy anymore? Why do simple apps need all of our personal information? What lengths will the Fart Piano go to in order to spy on the population. Funkytime.tv

Sam has gone to some extreme lengths to turn his rambunctous claw digger into a chilled out cuddle monkey but how far is too far? funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Having a good day? Stop it! Jon teaches you how to be down and cranky this week :D

Should businesses be allowed to track how many times you piss? Let's sort it out. funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

It's true, in Australia everything really is trying to kill you. funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Gay cannibals eating penis and crazy bitches carving up dudes like cattle, what's not to like? funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Sam and Jon ask the age old question, to sock or not to sock with gourmet slippers. funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

United Airlines have been in hot water recently with their customer service and now it's time to bring in the Top Guns.  Subscribe Today! funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Love thy Neighbour, Hate thy Dog. Sam buckles under the pressure of suburban living. funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

A mysterious channel has sampled Sam's voice for their own creepy "kids" channel, and making a lot of money doing it. What should Sam & Jon do? Share today with your friends! funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Jon gives Sam electroshock therapy...what happens next shall change the couse of history. Share today with your friends! funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Why not be the life of the party at your funeral? Also we reveal the only person in the world who actually likes Bing. funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

From fake camel-toe underwear to nipple add-ons, Sam & Jon talk about the latest styles and fashion. Send your tips to: funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com  

Sam reveals amazing details about the core of our planet...Jon tells him it's all bullshit. He hasn't been the same since that Huntsman spider fell on his head. All that and more in this week's Sam & Jon Show. funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Sam delivers a steamy news report and launches Sam's Sympathy Hotline for all of Jon's petty complaints. Send us your hot tip and hate mail. funkytime.tv samandjon.com

Sam gets a GPS tracker for his cat and checks it every 4 seconds in this weeks podcast while Jon feels quite at home in his new stockings. Give us your hot tip: funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Imagine you're on the phone, they put you on hold and then the urge arises. It begs the age-old dilemma... to poo or not to poo? Send us your hot tip: funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

The Samtime Oscars are here! Sam watched 100 movies last year and shares the cream of the crop. Usual bullshit too, check it out! Send us your hot tip: funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Botka the cat gets stuck in a crazy adventure that pushes Sam to his limits.  Subscribe on iTunes funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

We're back early for 2017! Are scientists evagilists in disguise? Are McDonalds the fun police? Why does Sam hate charities? Find out now! Check out our new video on youtube: https://youtu.be/H6wqRCnV-FA funktime.tv samandjonshow.com

Ho Ho Ho it's all about the presents at Christmas time so get your loved one a camouflage umbrella! Sam strikes is cold again with his Dream Invention funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Ever wondered why the Wiggles are always pointing like crazy? Nothing to see here!   funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

All the greenie tree huggers love to think of those in the animal kingdom as kind lovers of the Earth but they are just big pricks like the rest of us. To prove the point Astro goes ape sh*t and attacks Jon during the show. funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Why not? Sounds legit. Sam and Jon make wild assumptions and we find out the listeners drive a hard line when it comes to moral dillemas. funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Praise the Lord, Sam has running water, welcome to the civilisation. Lots of new segments this week from the funny to the gross we have you covered. funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Sam predicted the election, then went in search of poo water. Meanwhile Jon is outraged at what some people pass off as bacon. Also find out why Sam HATES charities!   funkytime.tv   samandjonshow.com  

Where the bloody hell are you? In the NT! Check out the latest in out there tourism campaigns even if they are taking the piss it's funny damn it. Sabotka goes for a swim and witness the premiere of a brand new gameshow. funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Sam the country hermit asks for help when it suits him as he tempted fate and got kicked in arse! All that and more on this week's Sam & Jon Show funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Sam's got a brand new cat and Jon met former Prime Minister John Howard, but that's not the most exciting thing on this week's podcast. Get ready for a world's first occurance on Sam's Dream Inventions.....you'll have to listen to find out. Subscribe on iTunes & Stitcher. funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

What on Earth is this clown craze sweeping the world? Should you do your hair before going for a haircut? Sam & Jon tackle the big questions once again. Find us on iTunes and Stitcher! funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Uber drivers in China are rorting the system and freaking out potential passengers. Jon's paranoid outrage continues as the Nanny State goes into overdrive and Sam has a new invention for the airline industry. Subscribe on iTunes and Stitcher funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Sam and Jon get real for a minute with the news a boy has died after watching a hanging prank on YouTube.  Then things lighten up as we discuss police brutality in schools and infanticide in India.....ummmm I mean iPhone 7!!!!  Subscribe on iTunes and Stitcher so you don't miss an episode funkytime.tv/pages/sam-jon samandjonshow.com

The moment you've all been waiting for.....a slightly better phone. Where do we go to find innovation? Sam's dream inventions that's where! Jon gets paranoid about the future of robot human splicing while Sam dispenses some sage wisdom about the lost art of the shepherd. Subscribe on iTunes or Stitcher so you don't miss an episode. samandjonshow.com funkytime.tv

The new $5 note does the Queen no favours and it is ugly as sin. We debate Youtubers capitalising off of suicide and are utterly ashamed of ourselves for laughing at a despicable joke. Top that off with ISIS threatening a murder rampage in Melbourne and you've got a cracker of a show. Subscribe on iTunes and Stitcher so you don't miss an episode. samandjonshow.com

First the burka now the burkini. Not the mankini (that should be banned) but the burkini, a cover all swimwear ensemble, has been banned in France and police are forcing women wearing it to strip down on the beach to comply with the law. As Basil Fawlty would say, "This is exactly how Nazi Germany started!" Also find out about the man who sentenced himself to death...how? Listen to this week's Sam & Jon Podcast! Subscribe on iTunes and Stitcher so you never miss an episiode. samandjonshow.com

The biggest finger licking secret of the culinary world has been revealed. Tune in to hear the 11 herbs and spices. Is Banana Armageddon imminent? Find out on Sam & Jon. Find us on iTunes and Stitcher!!

We give residents permission to buy guns and take of business. What is the Olympics about anyway? We tackle the controversy surrounding the games and weigh in on Ellen riding Bolt!

Sam & Jon uncover the disgusting truth behind the Rio olympic green pools. Now on iTunes!!

Sam & Jon prove the existence of lizard people, and one of them is closer than you think…

When nature calls, what price are you willing to pay? Jon’s Hippo Media Instagram

Sam realises Snapchat exists and is never the same again and Jon explains how Pokemon Go is a natural selection program.