Schitt's Simply the Best: The Podcast

It's the series finale!  This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss an abrupt wake up, fear-based cruelty, a moment of levity, Ray's filming, a shocked and impressed David, Moira's wedding attire and behavior, the vows, goodbyes, Roland's gift and favorite Schitty moments.   Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss David's relatable love of food, undernourished enthusiasm, Alexis and Twyla's friendship, The Holiday cottage, a supportive rehearsal, an emotional best friend chat and family successes.   Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

We're back bébés!  This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss interview nerves, New York fantasy, Wall Street assholery, the presentation, a “graceful” mistake, a non-prayer family circle, a proud Schitt moment and the new investor. Follow us! Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod   Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Panic Room, Twyla's carefree nature, a weird little desert daisy, a private screening, Ike vs Mike, a voiceover booth journey, the Moira impression, philosophic optimism, non-sensible heels, surprising skills, and the voicemails, wrapping with Fall and Escape Room Corner.   Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss uninvited guests, a rogue hair extension, binge-watching, Bridezilla David, the beef tenderloin, Clifton Sparks, so much shredding, wild storylines, asking for what you deserve, crème brûlée, past what ifs, and the triple slap. Follow us! Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod   Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Lexi, being overly honest, uninvited singing, an egging, Twyla's life, the interview, kind signs, the sales bell, a sweet chat, the town where I currently am. Follow us! Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod   Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the tiniest scissors, an eccentric photo album, some “light sun”, a special teddy bear, milk was a bad choice, the largest aquarium, angry dusting, an orange Patrick, a big decision, Moira's sink drama, a cafe flashback, a suite debacle, and a sweet heartbreak.   Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a gentlemen's cavern, Alexis at work, Lulu Limes, meeting Citrus, red flags, the father-in-law talk, banana wine, notes of tomato, awkward pizza talk, good combinations, the gateway, cult realizations, a perfect blend, grammar issues, Patrick's speech, the drunkies, and family mocking. Follow us! Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod   Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a campy start, Eeyore-like Bob, fire ants, not knowing your co-stars, bad test-runs, a possible sex-venture, Alexis's dilemma, Bob's deep love for Gwen, complicated sleeves, teleportation, and Roland's mocking.   Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Waterworld II, sarcasm, all the sidebars, Moira's excitement, anesthetic-soaked Patrick, cleaning up for friends, a premiere change, Roland's skinny jeans, red carpet order, tech issues, the baby talk, hand candy, a glassy-eyed pair and a viral video. Follow us! Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod   Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss unwelcome ads, boy band corner, a dangerous discovery, Moira's cawing, the trailer, Stevie's vent sesh, the snack stakeout, Jocelyn's opinion, the prosecutor, a movie review and Alexis's new wedding job.   Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss proper lighting, deboning a branzino, origami, Roland's dating history, chatty David, cheap yoga pants, history corner, Rupinder Pimm, a cringy moment, non-complimentary peanuts, a revealed secret, a Galapa-guy, a relatable Moira, a new partnership and a shared Schitthead of the week. Follow us! Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod   Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss an unfortunate morning, seven showers, a crinkly sound, the takeover, social media mishaps, mixed messages, Roland's comedy, same name marriages, “frands”, a nighttime oopsy-daisy, being oddly flattered, awkward pictures, a cauldron of self-absorption, an unsettling memory, an FBI face, open caskets, the button factory, and a gentle reminder to buy a mattress protector.   Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a continental breakfast request, Lorna and Cindy, show makeup, overwhelming peonies, unrequited career love, dead weight, an apology struggle, super tall heels, Alexis's celebrity boyfriends, a caught Johnny, Canada visits, reborn Moira, a car horn fear, the worst sound, lizard-proofing, and indecent exposure.   Follow us! Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod   Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss "break a leg” importance, little fatherly gifts, poor planning, a missing Stevie, Roland jumping to conclusions, a spoiled engagement announcement, high-pitched whimpers, backstage vibes, the ever-involved Gwen, dressing on theme, the towels, Jocelyn sass, Magdalena, a perfect pep talk, the 10 o'clock number, constant interruptions, bad news and a shared Schitthead of the week.   Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a gesture, fancy swimsuits, Roland's “help”, a bashful clam, the tarot cards, oblivious Alexis, lost signals, sweet Caroline, extra worried Stevie, shouting sentiments, precious cargo, hand sanitizer, missing someone, a feather figure, four rings, and a better reading.   Follow us! Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod   Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss an Indonesian scarf dance, David's FOMO, Miami wildlife, the easy-to-roast Roland, Johnny's “rippers”, the car chat, old tortoises, a Twyla chat, David's nightlight, Bat Corner, the choreographer, getting caught, two roasts, plus a Gwen and brunch pun.   Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a Casablanca party, not keeping secrets, the fan convention, salamander people, an adult diaper commercial, a salmonella outbreak, Gloria Gregson, soap opera life, David's support, Touched with Grapes, a surprise, the parent talk, crab cakes and a shared Schitthead of the week.   Follow us! Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod   Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Tamagotchis, leggings, the tiny speed bump, litter boxes, Wendy's jewelry, Antonio, the most awkward role play, Sergio's family, the foot cream, all the “bebe's”, a sociopath, the “Italian Way”, counterfeit products, the delivery guy, a pot offer, the only Tabby, Kinky Shoes, a one-bedroom mirror, the broken sink, all the seminars and Halloween plans.   Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Gwen, the finale, their stance on sports, running, Ronnie vs. Patrick, a Riverdance incident, Alexis on The Pussycat Dolls, cheeky Bellini's, the first rehearsal, the uniforms, one-word story, a ground ball, rivalry banter, Jocelyn's dancing, Alexis's chat with Moira, sob therapy, Johnny's coaching, overwhelmed Stevie, trusting your instincts, terrible charades, David's chips & homerun, and the social media outage.   Follow us! Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Barbara Streisand's vocal coach, acting lessons, offer-only, Hampton Hoes, the Alexis boop, a weekend bag, the bathroom, Romanian marble, drink and film corner, Johnny's excitement, Patrick's anger, Ronnie's confidence, Alexis's audition, giant heels, a different orchard, the loss, the chocolates, Johnny's understanding, bleu cheese, Stevie's new role, and Halloween corner.   Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss David's eating, the Cabaret story, a Titanic comparison, the auditions, a flirty guest, chunky heels, an artistic cradle robber, Gwen, Cheryl's flirting, Moira's directing, mutual respect, kid's ages, the little tyke, Johnny's lack of chill, “we're in it now”, Patrick's audition, three electrocutions, the rubber dress, the weirdest couple, the reveal, a gym discount, and a 50 year old Leisl von Trapp.   Follow us! Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod   Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss exclamation points in titles, button punches, the training video, a night of debauchery, a 30 something named Ken, Polaroids, casino must-haves, black forest tenders, the haircut, a moment of growth, ground rules and selfless David.   Follow us! Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod   Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a supportive partner, a couple's massage, the babysitter, Not Without My Cousin, the baby binder, a miracle baby, dressed to the nines in choking hazards, party shots, high school parties, a salad bowl of E, Neuterpalooza Week, a very young 77, scheduled dormancy, the many bebes, flip it, Ted's look, a spin the bottle moment, Big Guy, Adelina, hands-on parenting, and Fun Ted.   Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a premiere package, going through customs, the cherry blossoms, almost sweet gestures, Old Shan, financial issues, the word “moist”, being stood up on dates, Polar Bear shots, YouTube tutorials, karaoke, the dehumidifier, a little Casanova, David or Dana, covered charges, Zhampagne and if those are the right shoes.   Follow us! Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod   Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the V-VIP guest, Roland's lying abilities, a wandering in off the road look, Patrick's living situation, Knock-Knock, Bosnia stories, the Nine Inch Nails medley, Twyla's singing, Rolahn the liaison, Jazzagals drama, Stevie flirting, turndown surface, the apartment hunt, body lice and a review.   Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it's the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss high-energy Moira, a Bosnian journey, porny love letters, cloth totes, upselling, Mr. Sporty Spice, the empty book, unannounced entrances, Bosniwood, a bra burning, questionable skin care, backhanded compliments, a jewelry swap, the gem that is Twyla, hospital bracelets, an aubergine color, emotionally held-up, words are weapons, a lucky customer, an incinerator, a full-body cast,  non-vanilla Johnny, a tiara-clad Twyla, and a shared Schitthead of the week.   Follow us! Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod   Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss parents mixing up names, trying on wigs, a 90’s relationship quiz, a hair dryer incident, cawing, trying to be sexy, rubber finger things, bluntness, Moira’s comeback, the café’s special, an acorn person, the babe show, being fearful of heights, a sexy birthright trip, Ask Jeevsing, artist advice, bad directors, theatre corner, the “rocket fuel”, supportive Stevie, finding your someone, bug fears, Ted’s comedy fire, the rope course and the crow voice.   Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Follow our Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod   Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss gingerbread cookies, a flouncy apron, missing chest & back day, protesters, Peter fundraiser, attic & scented car ornaments, a Christmas gourd, a guest list, shenanigans, releasing the tree, flashbacks, boozeless shakes, a Christmas miracle and rummage sale gifts.   Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Follow our Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod   Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the season finale (technically), co-chair issues, effective hand gestures, an awkward-sized box, an important “I Love You”, a minor issue, a little frippet, a phone left behind, charming puns, annoyed singles, a special lock, a recognizable Schitt’s resident, a blunt Bob, a talk about holding onto love, special dog treats, a mother-to-mother conversation, a missing tea, a Ted surprise and a new baby with a familiar name.   Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Follow our Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod   Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a pop-out store, flirty pets, Mutt’s barn, jury duty, the pinecone farm, a Sloppy Joe Eat-A-Thon, David’s cream, partial responsibility, emotional embezzlement, a Phantom of the Opera reference, poison oak, Alexis’s growth, pup talk, closing Johnny’s account, and the talk with Ted.   Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcast Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a pajama moment, sweet manipulation, a two-for-one meal, Klair’s vibe, a once-hot water order, Twyla’s patience, being called “sweetie”, MADLY, a Wild Aloof Rebel, a blunt David, the use of random, oversharing, Charlene, the baby piñata, the decorating experience, flirty Moira, Alexis’s comfort, a pill popping game, the Albany situation and a shared Schitthead of the Week. Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcastFollow our Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss pubic relations, being showered with attention, an elevator bitch, Singles Week, Irish accents, bad gift giving, David’s basketball court, Bazonga’s Gentleman Lounge, Stevie’s look, and the lip sync. Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcastFollow our Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Bumpkin, Moira missing Johnny, lip buzzing till you’re blue in the face, extra sleeping, Twyla’s friendship with Alexis, Ray’s multiple bios, fat spatula, Roland’s cleaning,  Ronnie’s perfect pitch, Johnny breaking into song, Jake and his pony, honeymoon benefits, an unexpected catch, mocktails, relatable Ronnie, Jampagne, Bobbie the waitress, a sex reference, a surprise wine gift, Miguel’s exit, the lover’s curry, vulnerability, new best friends, and Jebediah. Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcastFollow our Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the huge cookie, David’s longest relationship, a penitentiary Pen Pal, dating a clown, Alexis’s text, Zac Efron booty calls, a non-threatening kind of pretty, Poor Little Rich Grill, fireside sing-alongs, awkward exes, bonding over an open flame, little daties, Patrick’s ex-fiancé, and David’s trust in people.Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcastRate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss getting locked out, Gloria Estefan’s birthday, emotional cargo, a ghost on a desk, excuses for lack of customers, a motel rebranding, the construction website guy, comment cards, Johnny’s pride in his kids, a stupid witch, a fringed vest, an awkward photoshoot, the Stevie angle, a brief seance, David’s confidence through clothing, a butter-voiced beau serenade, and a new motel name. Do you think we said “good” enough, though?Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcastFollow our Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss taking notes, Moira’s PJs, inappropriate tweets, pink carnations, a godfather request, nom noms, meeting Heather, a cheese sampling, an awful choking, a look with a headline to match, an awkward lunch, a quiche pun, sibling support, Alexis’s kindness, Stevie helping Moira, the leather dress, #RIPCuppy and perishable gifts. Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcastRate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the green wig, the most important relationship, a motel television, Erin Brockovich, lip balms, thick necklaces, plungers, compromising, taking risks for love, a flirt strategy, Twyla’s hair, the boyfriend word slip, a closed-store wine party, hands-on Roland, drunk Moira, things that are not correct, a Simply the Best spoiler and the Wobbly Elm. Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcastFollow our Twitter: @schittssimplythebestpod Rate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss youths, 29 deadweights, crying choir kids, profit margins, actor superstitions, a triad of threats, klepto friends, bad t-zones, a rehearsing Moira, a bad back, getting cold feet, a special beanie baby, fake compliments, hair flips, “The More You Know”, Christmas in the summer and The Number. Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcastRate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a presumptuous smiley face, Patrick’s empathy, a sequin sweater dress, backroom inventory, Jocelyn’s reveal, a group breakup, Jake’s pony, stock images, the father/daughter mishap, Moira’s yells, sexy times and voting. Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcastRate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a forever asleep man, Roland’s lack of chill, a required happy hour, inappropriate announcements, a possible murder, treating yourself, Patrick meeting Moira, the interest of rocks, Alexis and Ted’s vibe, hopeful faces, Patrick’s honesty, and Moira’s choice words. Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcastRate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss over-spritzing, forgotten birthdays, animal puns, proud moments, a sentimental gift, mozzarella sticks, a first kiss, a porn-star name, a memorable musical performance, and an incorrect cake celebration. Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcastRate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

EP 12, S3 – Title: Episode 38:This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the portrait, unhelpful David, adult kisses, the soft launch, off-brand customers, the woody Cedar Dragon, a long hug, family pride & changes, clean vs. sloppy mouths, and Emmy nominations! Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcastRate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Alexis’s relationship with Ted, textbook lice, body milk, David’s shower cap, Stevie meeting Patrick, Stevie’s apartment, Lucy Albion, the resto-lounge, a life-saving road, coconut macaroons, the bad eggs, Patrick’s preferences, and the garden. Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcastRate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss cocky douches, the return of Bob’s walk, the photo shoot, blunt old ladies, poker cheats, manipulation, getting over exes, volunteer hours and David’s jacket. Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcastRate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss RAMC, the car sign out sheet, flirtatious Alexis, David’s business brains, Jocelyn’s breakfast, Moira’s drunk excitement, Alexis’s economic terms, Patrick’s new interest and confession, Johnny’s confidence, the hotel incident, and a naked Roland Schitt. Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcastRate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the coasters, colorful language, plagiarism, the multi-talented Ray, meeting Patrick, David’s business ideas, Moira’s customer service skills, the voicemails, being better THAN that and soap opera tales.Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcastRate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the general store, David’s business idea, Alexis in high school, Christmas World, the fashion, Ivan’s baking skills and romance knowledge, Ronnie’s blunt wit, Alexis’s charm, Jocelyn’s style of teaching, David's bullying days and safety net, and the cinnamon buns. Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcastRate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Twyla’s yearly party, Johnny’s love for golf, Stevie’s kindness, Moira’s party advice and persuasion skills, Alexis and David’s concept of mail, Ted’s high school secret, Twyla’s admiration for Moira, Alexis’s education, the Vardon grip, who’s dripping with ennui, and Jess Chang. Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcastRate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Moira and Johnny’s lack of technology prowess, Stevie’s sex miming, Johnny’s naivety, Ted and his competing vet, the bunny cam, Alexis’s hip roll, the self-tape process, Dr. Clara Mandrake, and the contract. Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcastRate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Rehyan’s humble brag, Alexis and David’s sibling relationship, Alexis’s amazing verbiage, Johnny’s way of helping Stevie, Moira’s determination, Stevie’s stress, the town’s general bluntness, David’s vulnerability and the faucet. Follow our Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcastRate, review, subscribe and quietly (or loudly) judge us – it’s the Rose family way.