Sweet Feathery Jesus!

We’re back! Finally and we’re trying something new so just bare with us. This show was originally streamed live on YouTube (link below), so you can actually WATCH SFJ for once . Chuck and I spent time catching-up on things and chatting with some of the SFJ regulars. It’s been so long since I’ve created […]

Back again with more audio goodness for you. Sorry that took so long… there’s this thing going around. Maybe you’ve heard of it. Anyway, on this episode there is a whole lot less of Belasco than there used to be (stop cheering, dammit, that’s not what I meant)! Booze has jumped on the sea shanty […]

In this preview of our upcoming episode, Belasco is delving into Earth2. What is Earth2?  Listen and find out.  And if you want in, don’t use Turtleman’s affiliate code, use Belasco’s.  He’s the one paying the SFJ bills.   Belasco’s referral code: 1C063NN2JP Download this episode…

Is Kim Jong Il Jr as all-powerful as we thought? Maybe. Also, he might be dead. Can you put a wig on a Stormtrooper? Should the Queen marry Captain Tom? Was Jimmy Savile a bit weird? We listen into a chat with our old pals Paul, Dave & Alan that doesn’t really make sense, but […]

Show Notes Well, we’re back again honkies – still locked-down and still producing content for you. This one was so packed we’re having to split it into to two shows. On this episode Booze explores the nostalgic bliss of ‘Army Men’ – trust me, it’s not what it sounds like. Meanwhile Turtleman is going full-bore […]

Show Notes We’re back, honkies! And we’re all still locked in our homes so we decided to make a show. On this episode we’ll look-in on our immunocompromised (possibly due to alcoholism) Idiots of Facebook, make a grocery store run for some Mountain Dew soda, and get mask-wearing advice from our old pal Bane (off […]

Show Notes It’s here! Run! Panic! SFJ is back and taking on the scourge that is the latest Chinese China Virus. We’ll take a look at the News Round… maybe, check-in with Belgium, meet Broody Sluder, and recommend some quarantine quality media. Featured music by Marc Rebillet Twitter/Instagram: @marcrebilletMarc’s YouTube Social Media

Whaaaat’s up, all our still subscribed honkies! We’re back! Well, at least Belasco and Turtleman are back while Booze is on-assignment in a far-off land.  In the meantime, we’ll catch you up on a very Idiot-heavy News Round, how Belasco is becoming the next Ghandi for 16 hours a day, a meta Idiot of Facebook, […]

  This special show compiles some of our favorite moments with The Ed.  Topics include parenting, tax filing, sports, and much more. Do yourself a favor and stick this one in your ears. Send birthday wishes to The Ed: @TheEdFromVegas1           Download This Episode (right-click, “Save link as…”)   Social Media Booze on […]

  It’s a new side-show edition of the SFJ Podcast and we’re bringing you another part in our continuing series – Professor Chuck Turtleman’s Guide to the Marvel Universe.  It’s no secret that Turtleman hates what he calls “toy movies”.  “Thor” (2011) combines all the things Turtleman despises: fantasy, magic, and a distinct lack of […]

  Hello again, honkies!  Due to time zones and work schedules the trio can’t record as frequently as they would like.  So, in an effort to bring you more regular content Belasco, Booze, and Chuck Turtleman record short, extra segments when they can get together to publish between record sessions. In our Side Show debut, […]

  It’s a full show, honkies!  Just like we promised Belasco, Booze, and Turtleman are together again and this time we’re bringing you a new game that challenges your interior decorating/adult film knowledge.  It’s Paint Or Porno! In the News Round segment, Turtleman takes us to mysterious, far-away places like Wichita, Kansas where the latest […]

  Welcome back, honkies!  Today Prof. Chuck Turtleman shares with Belasco a person we’re calling “Mouse Man”.  The world of retail pet stores can be a frightening place and Mouse Man has decided to stake a claim on Turtleman’s store for all of his premium pet needs. We’ll also take a look back at a […]

  No one loves a music biopic more than Booze.  That’s why he volunteered to take the stick and share his review of the new blockbuster film “Bohemian Rhapsody”. We’ll also rewind the clock back to episode #54 where we introduced our favorite YouTube sensation, Stefano! It’s a musical extravaganza on this week’s show, so […]

  Belasco and Turtleman get together to explain the complications of producing an SFJ show.   In short: it’s all Booze’s fault. This is a brief discussion to let you listeners know what we’re doing about it and how we plan to give you more content more frequently.   We also want to get you […]

  Whaaaaat’s up my ho-ho-honkies? Join us for our very special Christmas and New Year Special, as we hitch our podcastial star of Bethlehem to the popular bandwagon of True Crime podcasts, and add a bit of Xmas ectoplasm just for good measure. Meanwhile, Belasco tries to ruin Christmas for us by insisting that elves […]

  Sometimes it’s tough to know what to do.  For example, what would you do if you were trying to slice a pizza with a filet knife and see your dog defecating on itself?  We think stabbing your spouse should be pretty far down on the list of options, but that’s exactly what one lady […]

We’ve got a jam-packed episode.  Not only is there another appearance by our good friend Bane (off of Batman), but we meet a new friend of the show known as Dr. Brain.  He’s the biggest YouTube sensation since Stefano and will enlighten us with a wealth of knowledge that could only come from a deep, […]

                .   Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Belasco Hello Listeners with Good Taste, We finally finished this episode after a particularly nasty attempt at sabotage. We’re not pointing any fingers (Turtleman), but someone didn’t record they’re side of the conversation.  Maybe it was alternate-universe Dr. P.  Either way, […]

. Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Belasco Hello Honkey Persons! In this episode we get a visit from our friend Dickie!  Dickie has a Star Wars quiz that’s sure to challenge and intrigue even the most hard-core Belascopath -er- fan.   But it’s not all fun and games. Serious talks are held on whether or not […]

. Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Belasco (It’s Belasco. Belasco’s Back!) Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this actually legitimately very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we welcome back our old friend, colleague and host, Belasco. That’s right… we got the band back together! As befits the occasion, this is a feature length episode, […]

. Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman On this long-awaited episode, the guys catch us up on what all has happened since the last recording. Which was in 2017 and we apologize for that. But lots has been going on. Booze has moved from the city of London, England to the slow-paced country life of Camburenshire, Chuck […]

                    . Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we ask why people seem to hate statues all of a sudden, why nobody seems to be able to create a convincing trouser out of […]

                . Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? SFJ is back! On the long-awaited episode 131, Booze finally gets his Internet back off of Richard Branston and celebrates with an all new game show quiz about Films & Horses! It might be the most confusing quiz […]

                . Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this very special edition of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, we try to answer the questions that everybody is asking in these turbulent times. Who would win a fight out of deceased rhyming lawyer Johnny Cochran and […]

                  . Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman … But was he the best monkey ever? Whaaaaaaat’s Up, my honkies? In this very special return to podcasting podcast, we get right back to the Sweet feathery Jesus basics. Monkeys & the people of the Chinese China-regions! John Daniel was […]

                  . Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaaat’s Up, my honkies? In this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we put the monkeys to one side for a while and concentrate on our canine chums. Yes, this episode features not one, but TWO news stories […]

                .   Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaaat’s Up, my ho ho honkies? In this very special Christmas and New Year Special, we find a slightly refreshed Chuck Turtleman in the middle of celebrating some BIG NEWS. Let’s just say that sleigh bells aren’t the only bells that […]

Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this very special episode, the fellows from your computer/smart phone/ tablet-shaped information device/ fridge delve into the recent democratic disarray. In this auditory extravaganza, you’ll be pleased to hear that Chuck Turtleman has finally solved the problem of the hiss emanating from his 19th-century podcasting set-up, […]

Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaat’s up, my honkies? The boys are back in town, and one of them has managed to convince someone to marry him. Spoiler alert: it’s neither Chuck nor Beardo. Also, this is our very special halloween special, but somehow, no-one remembered to include any halloweeny content, or mention halloween in any […]

Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Whaaaaat’s up, my honkies?! This week we have conspired to bring you a very, very special episode of SFJ… it’s our Season 2 finale (some say finalé)! This episode is all about conspiracies, or, in the words of Winston Churchill, “a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, inside a monkey”. As […]

  Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? This is not a podcast. It’s just a very special message from Booze and Chuck about the future of Sweet feathery Jesus. Beardo pops up to apologise, as Australians have become used to doing. So stick it in your ear. For a short while. Download This […]

Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this moderately special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, we finally hire a young Chinese China Engineer kid off of Craiglist (some say Creggslist) to sort out Chuck Turtleman’s sound. He couldn’t get rid of the hiss, but blimey, he works cheap. Booze is […]

Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? Long time listeners will know that a certain member of the Sweet Feathery Jesus cast has always had a fraught relationship with technology. Won’t say which, but his name rhymes with “Buck Burtleman”. Long story short, something went wrong with the recording on “Buck”’s end, meaning […]

  Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Beware the moon, my honkies! On this really rather special episode of the SFJ podcast, we travel to deepest darkest Worcestershire in search of the mythical badly drawn werepanther / bin bag that stalks the land and haunts the dreams of children. And also because we really want to […]

Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? On this extremely special episode of the SFJ podcast, Chuck Turtleman brings us his exciting new segment… Pants News! Now, calm down, non-American ladies and hunky beefcakes. Chuck is talking about trousers, not knickers. And also,what he actually brings us is facts about pants, not news. So […]

Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? On this very special episode of the SFJ podcast, we catch up with Idiot of Facebook Lisa Br(BEEEP)do. Lisa claims to be the daughter of famous Godfather actor Marlon Br(BEEEP)do, and has taken his surname, but to protect her anonymity, we never reveal it on the podcast. […]

Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? On this extra-special episode of the SFJ podcast, we see a new side of our favourite Idiot of Facebook, Frank. And, as we’ve seen his penis, we didn’t think there were many new sides left to see. Frank reveals a love letter he received about a […]

Featuring: Booze and Chuck Turtleman Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? On this very special episode of the SFJ podcast, we’re a man down.  It seems Beardo has gone away for an in no way highly suspicious males only weekend on which no women were allowed. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Here at Sweet Feathery […]

Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? What’s that sound, you ask? Why, that’s the New Idiot Alarm! That’s right. On this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we introduce you to our brand new Idiot of Facebook… Kimly Chaos!* Kimly is a very special lady, who loves her kids, presumably […]

Featuring: Booze (rat), Chuck Turtleman (cock), and Beardo (ox) 新年快乐, my honkies! That’s right, the Happy New ChinaYear is upon us, and this time around, for the first time in the history of the SFJ podcast, it’s the Happy New Chinese Year of the Chinese Chinamonkey! In keeping with this extremely auspicious occasion, we bring […]

Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Beardo, ChuckTurtleman Whaaaaaat’s up, my diminutive honkies? On this, very special little episode, we dissect the 2003 dwarf film, Tiptoes, starring Matthew Mahogany and Gary Old Man. Is this straight-to-DVD movie a stunning tour-de-force of cinematic brilliance, or a steaming abortion of a film? The answer probably won’t […]

Featuring:  Belasco, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Beardo Haaaaaaappy New Years, my honkies! In this very special episode, Beardo takes us on a stroll down memory lane, and curates a collection of the best ever SFJ original songs. Remember when Lisa Bleepdo and Kenny Powers were reunited and it felt so good? Beardo remembers. Remember when […]

Featuring:  Belasco, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Beardo, Turtleman   Meeeeeerry Christmas, my ho ho honkies! Ever wondered what Christmas is like in the Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea? Of course you have. Well, wonder no more. On this very special festive edition of Sweet Feathery Jesus, we talk, live via satellite, to an undercover […]

Featuring:  Belasco, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Beardo, Turtleman     Whaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? Grab your 20-sided dice, dust off your wizard cloak, and invite your three friends to your mom’s basement, because Belasco, king of the #Belascopaths, is back! Chuck has still been playing his Solvin’ Crimes* game, and with the help of the […]

(CORRECTED) Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Beardo, Turtleman, Booze Waaaaaatson up, my honkies??? Strap a deerstalker on your bonce and prepare yourself a nice juicy seven percent solution, it’s time for an all-new, very special, three pipe episode of Sweet Feathery Jesus! Chuck has a new favorite smartphone-based video game, which apparently involves the widespread application of […]

Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Beardo, Turtleman, Booze   Whaaaaaat’s up, my haunted Halloween honkies?! On this very special spooooky Sweet Feathery Jesus, we have themed the ENTIRE episode in accordance with Halloween and/or Guy Fawkes Night (but not Bunyip Day). We learn about the history of Booze’s dumb country’s dumb holiday traditions, and why […]

Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Beardo, Turtleman, Booze   حالتون چطوره؟ (Haletun chetore), my honkies? That’s the Iranian ChinaLanguage, for all you Anglo-/Euro-/Amerigo-centric monoglots. In this very special episode of SFJ, the S stands for Shanglefrangle, also known as schadenfreude. Without realising it until after the recording, this week the lads indulged in a real […]

Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Beardo, Turtleman, Booze   Hi there friends, it’s me, Beardo. In this very special (and your favourite) episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, the person in control is me, Beardo. That’s right, your favourite Australian/Clevelander, Beardo, has hijacked SFJ. But don’t worry, those other two guys are on it […]

Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Beardo, Turtleman   Tempers fray on the podcast this week, as suspiciously “refreshed” sounding technophobe Chuck Turtleman has trouble (again) with his recording set-up, and Booze and Beardo have to painstakingly talk him through troubleshooting it. Step by step. Over the phone. Between three different continents. For over […]

Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Beardo, Turtleman Whaaaaaaaat’s up my honkies? On this fortnightly injection of podcast brilliance right into your main-vein, we finally welcome back recurring guest, reformed bank robber and listener favorite, The Ed! Move over, Deez Nuts, because The Ed is all fired up, and ready to forge a new […]