Tears Over Beers

I'm pretty sure this is our shortest episode.  Don't be mistaken though.  The episode being shorter than the others does not mean it's any more concise.  It's brought up in this episode but I'm repeating it here for emphasis: the sacral gate is located in your gooch.  I was thinking of naming this episode "You Gotta Unlock The Sacral Gate In Your Gooch" but I decided against it.  Oh also we talk about beer and music, I promise.   Beer list: Triple Berry Jam - Foundation Brewing Co. Cherry Berlinerweisse - Neshaminy Creek Brewing Co. Buenaveza Salt & Life Lager - Stone Brewing Co. The Strongest Woman On Earth - Forgotten Boardwalk   Song list: 2 Atoms In A Molecule Shape Of My Heart Second Love Mary  

If it doesn’t feel right, then it’s wrong? This was a weird day, but we got through it~ In this episode, Glennn needs to nail his dialogue or else he can’t sleep, and Wyndy the Witch is a real-life Sour Patch Kid. We had some technical difficulties on this ep around Pinegrove’s album “Cardinal”, but ya learn some deep crap. We talk about trying to be present regardless of being lost, knowing the good times when you’re in them, and how relationships aren’t the key to happiness and where it actually is located. Beer list: Sour Me Strawberry & Grape - DuClaw Brewing Froot Stripez - Magnify Brewing Co. Triple Swirl - Brix City Brewing Bad Decision Juice - Backlash Beer Co. Song list: Old Friends Cadmium Aphasia Size of the Moon

Alright, this is a double dose of T-Swizz.  This is our longest episode to date.  It's a double episode, but it's not really double in length.  It's like, half an hour longer?  It's kind of like when manga's will be like "oh there's a special double chapter this week" and really there's only like five more pages than usual.  Does anybody reading this get that reference?  I'm not really sure what the cross over is between TOB fans and people that read manga.  Anyway, shoutout to the 3 people that got that. Email us a tearsoverbeerscast@gmail.com and tell me that you got it so I can reply to you all invididually and tell you that I love you the most.

Originally I was gonna put the synopsis of the first Naruto Shippuden episode here but I mean Wyndy already does not like me referring to this as Tears Overs Beers Shippuden so I figured it'd be a bad idea.  Honestly though I feel like there's like a ~8% that people read these so I could probably get away with it.  Anyway, if you are reading this feel free to email us a tearsoverbeerscast@gmail.com and narc on me to Wyndy I guess.  You snitch.

OK, we're back for real this time.  We've got some newer stuff in the chamber but for now here is our lost episode.  This was recorded back in the before time in October of 2019.  You can tell this was from the before time because we still had a hint of hope in our voices.

Somebody call Thin Lizzy because the boys are back in town. That's us. We're the boys. And the town is your feed. Anyway, this week we're going over the soundtrack to 500 Days of Summer and drinking some beers from Brix City and Magnify. But also we talk about the movie a lot. It's a good movie. Beer list:Williams Kellerbier - Brix City Brewing30 Hours - Magnify Brewing CompanyPower Move - Magnify Brewing CompanyAcid Blend BPM - Brix City Brewing Song list:The Smiths - There Is a Light That Never Goes OutThe Smiths - Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I WantDoves - There Goes The FearRegina Spektor - Hero

The episode that tries to get it together. Wyndy the Witch, Rolly Glennny, and Good Guy Louu get punchy with Metric and beers from Kane and Magnify. Wyndy the Witch is super into minimalism, and Three N Glenn wants his parking spot. Two U Lou finds out what Eric Clapton’s “Tears in Heaven” is about. Beer list:Head High, Overhead High, Sneak Box - Kane Brewing Co.Mosaic Thrill - Magnify Brewing Co. (the lost beer) Song list:Help I’m AliveTwilight GalaxyGimme SympathyBlack Sheep

Wyndy the Witch, Non-Gold Glennn, and Two U Lou reminisce with 90’s boy bands, 112, Boys II Men, Backstreet Boys, and *NSYNC, with beers from Cape May, BrewDog, Harpoon, and Asbury Park. Wyndy has impeccable taste in boy bands. Spider Glennn continues his mash-up identity/existential crises and also says a lot of things ironically. Louu’s amberosity & translucidity scales. If you’re sexy and you know it, learn the song & clap your hands on time. Also the word is omnipresent. Beer list:The Bog from Cape May Brewing Co.Clockwork Tangerine from BrewDogDunkin’ Summer Coffee Pale Ale from Harpoon BreweryThe Stone Pony Forty Five from Asbury Park Brewery Song list:Cupid - 1124 Seasons of Loneliness - Boyz II MenI Want It That Way - Backstreet BoysTearin’ Up My Heart - *NSYNC

The episode where we go muff diving at night. Wyndy the Witch, Hot Boy Glennn, and SPECIAL GUEST Lou with Two Us go down on Protest the Hero’s debut album, Kezia, with New Jersey’s first craft seltzer, J’aime Sparked Seltzer, and beers from Magnify & Treehouse (thank you, Manny & Rachel)! Also: The Big Kahuna. Wyndy is problematic, and Glennn simultaneously peaks and plunges on segues. Louu mouth solos. Drink list:Tangerine Rosé - J’aime Sparked SeltzerDon’t Stop Now w/ Pineapple and Peach - Magnify Brewing Co.Eureka, Super Treat, Summer, and Bear - Treehouse Brewing Co. Song list:Heretics and KillersBlindfolds AsideShe Who Mars the Skins of GodsThe Divine Suicide of K.

The episode that’s fun to play with but not to eat. Wyndy the Witch and Glennn Villain get lonely with songs from the amazing Mitski! and beers from Dogfish Head, Hokkaido, Goose Island, and White Birch. Also: The startling return of Ghost! Glennn shoplifts from Target, and Wyndy is innocent of DARE carnival allegations. Beer list:SuperEIGHT from Dogfish Head Craft BreweryAmber Ale and White Ale from Hokkaido Brewery312 from Goose Island Brewing Co.Purple Monster from White Birch Brewing Song list:NobodyOld FriendA PearlTwo Slow Dancers

The episode where we’re feeling 22 but metabolically much older. Wyndy the Boujee Witch and Bad Post Glennnone have nonpolitical debates on Bright Eyes songs whilst swigging beers from Rushing Duck, Demented, Devils Backbone, and 2st Amendment. Also: Glennn wants to see TSwift naked, and Wyndy is gonna crash his and Lady Gaga’s wedding. Fuck stadium podcasts, we’re post podcasting. UK’s porn ban on urination. Gold is currently $1500 per ounce~ now imagine the cost of a life-size statue. Beer List:Tikki Muggin- Rushing Duck BrewingAstarte- Demented Brewing Co.Maibock- Devils Backbone Brewing Co.Brew Free! Or Die- 21st Amendment Brewery Song List:At the Bottom of EverythingLand Locked BluesPoison OakLua

Wyndy the Witch and Glennedy Dumpster Fire bring in two songs a piece and try to keep it together while drinking some beers from Single Cut, Carton, Nashaminy, Forgotten Boardwalk, and Revolution Also: If you never make plans, you won't be upset if they don't go as planned. Google employees totally bang in the sleep pods. Wyndy makes things REALLY SAD during the second song and I'm still upset about it. The return of the two second chug. Beer list:Mastery Knows No Shortcut - Single Cut Beer SmithsLight and Sweet - Carton BreweryThe Shape of Hops to Come - Neshaminy CreekPocket Trick - Forgotten BoardwalkFreedom of Speech - Revolution Brewing Song list:Sleepwalkin' - Better Oblivion Community CenterComes and Goes (In Waves) - Greg LaswellAll I Want - KodalineOtterpops in the Icebox - Walter Mitty and His Makeshift Orchestra

The wordy episode. Wyndy the Witch and Glennny Spumoni jazzercise to various songs from Nina Simone with beers from Oskar Blues, Stone, Founders and Allagash. Also: Glennn loves a good Orgy-Porgy.  Wyndy is a great babysitter.  Androgynous versus Ambiguous.  A merical?  An allegory for dicks? You're gonna need Google Translate for this one. Beer list:G'Knight - Oskar Blues BreweryScorpion Bowl IPA - Stone BrewingMas Agave - Founders Brewing Co.Barrel & Bean - Allagash Brewing Co. Song list:I Loves You PorgyDon't Let Me Be MisunderstoodLove Me or Leave MeThe Other Woman

The episode without introduction. Wyndy the Witch and Glennnjamin Gibbard pop by The Postal Service with beers from Southern Tier, Spellbound, Neshaminy Creek, and North Coast. Also: Glennn almost kills himself with air fresheners. Wyndy continues living in Neverland. Homework of the day? Go watch Clark Gable kissing compilations. MWAH. Beer list-Mango Crush from Southern Tier Brewing Co.Palo Santo Porter from Spellbound BrewingChurchville Lager from Neshaminy Creek Brewing Co.Tart Cherry Berliner Weisse from North Coast Brewing Co. Song list-Nothing BetterWe Will Become SilhouettesThe District Sleeps Alone TonightClark Gable

The episode with the horses in the back. Wyndy the Witch and Country Glennn aka The Worst meet Johnny Cash with beers from 21st Amendment, The Wicked Brewha (Wyndy’s homebrew), Plan Bee, and Crooked Stave Artisan Beer Project. Also: Did you call your mom today? If ya didn’t, you should. 3N Glenn got a new car! Wyndy is getting older from adulting. Beer list:Sparkale from 21st Amendment BreweryIt Is What It Is from The Wicked BrewhaBarn Beer from Plan Bee Farm BreweryVielle from Crooked Stave Artisan Beer Project Song list:Cry, Cry, CryFolsom Prison BluesA Boy Named SueHurt

The friendly episode. Wyndy the Witch and Glennnweiser, King of Beers, chill out and talk about their favorite songs from Nana Grizol's "Love It Love It" and try some beers from Still Water Artisanal, Long Trail, Jersey Girl, and Arrogant Consortia. Also: Did Shakespeare really write all those things he said he did? You should seriously invest in your 401k. RIP Tim the Cactus. Beer list:Insetto - Still Water ArtisanalVermont IPA - Long Trail Brewing Co.Sun-kissed Citra - Jersey Girl Brewing Co.Arrogant Bastard Ale - Arrogant Consortia Song list:Stop and Smell Thee RosesMotion in the OceanTambourine - N - ThymeThe Idea That Everything Could Ever Possibly Be Said

Dirty Talk Is Cool So Tell Your Partner That You'll Send Them To The Shadow Realm. The lewd episode. Wyndy the Witch and Glennn with three N's, first of his name, and king of all beers talk about Say Anything's "Is a Real Boy" over some beers from Other Half, Niigata Beer, Burlington Beer Company, and Founders. Also: Some useful lines you can use when talking dirty in bed. It's totally cool with us if you're not wearing pants while listening to us. You do you, as long as you have a plan. Beer list:Gold Strap - Other Half Brewing Co.Niigata Craft Beer - Niigata BeerIt's Complicated Being A Wizard - Burlington Beer Co.Kentucky Breakfast Stout - Founders Brewing Co. Song list:Alive With The Glory of LoveWow, I Can Get Sexual Too,A Walk Through HellI Want to Know Your Plans

The episode that's actually a movie with song sequences.  Wyndy the Witch and 3N Glenn have some tangents over The Killers' album "Sam's Town" and fantastic beers from Omnipollo, Treehouse, Referend, and Goose Island.  Wyndy proposes a theory to the big question about Glennn for their 100th musical episode. Also: Will one of our listeners challenge Glennn to a fight either related to him being a 12yr old black belt or a 17yr old unbeatable Guitar Hero player at "When You Were Young"? I mean~ Would he actually show up? ... I really hope Hamid's reading this. Beer list:Bianca - OmnipolloGreen - Treehouse Brewing Co.Cascando - Referend Bier BlenderySPF - Goose Island Beer Co. Song list:Sam's TownWhen You Were YoungFor Reasons UnknownBones

The snacky episode.  My auto-correct is telling me that snacky isn't a word, but we all know it totally is.  Anyway, this week Wyndy the Witch and Three N Glenn discuss "Is This It" by The Strokes, drink a big bottle of beer from a collab between Other Half, Horus, and Three Chiefs, and eat a buuunch of snacks.  We're pretty much a mukbang podcast now. Also: Seriously, what has Corbin Bleu done since High School Musical? Everybody should invest in their 401k. Beer list:Funny How Honey Ain't Sweet Like Sugar - Other Half Brewing Co. (in collaboration with Horus Aged Ales, and Three Chiefs Brewing Co.) Song list:SomedayLast NiteIs This ItHard to Explain    

The episode where the seal is broken.  This week Wyndy the Witch and Glenn with Three N's go over "Wooden Heart" by Listener with a sick line up of beers from Captain Lawrence, Backward Flag, Fat Orange, and Dog Fish Head. Also: the key to not dying is to not, Wyndy the witch has a great pour, the importance of hearing protection, the debut of the first ever Tears over Beers bathroom break. Beer list:Smoothie dreams - Captain Lawrence Brewing Co.Oak Armored Ale - Backward Flag Brewing Co.Sweet Jane Blues - Fat Orange Cat Brew Co.Dragons & YumYums - Dog Fish Head Craft Brewery Song List:Wooden HeartI Don't Want to Live ForeverFalling In Love With GlaciersYou Were a House On Fire

The episode most likely to get taken down. This week Wyndy and Glennn take a risk and poke the mouse by picking four songs from various Disney movies. If they're forced to edit out the music parts then this episode is exclusively about beers from Other Half and Magnify brewing company. Also: Glennn becomes infalli(a)ble. Wyndy the Witch holds the fate of her family on her shoulders, 10/10 Guardians of the Galaxy reference. how diabetes works, and Wyndy hates environmental science. Beer list:Hop Showers (w/ Citra) - Other Half Brewing Co.Parallel Universe - Magnify Brewing Co.Space Diamonds - Other Half Brewing Co.Deep Orbit Andromeda - Other Half Brewing Co. Song list:Reflection - MulanPoor Unfortunate Souls - The Little MermaidGo the Distance - HerculesI Will Go Sailing No More - Toy Story

The mixed bag episode.  This week Glenn with three N's and Wyndy the Witch break like one of their rules and pick two songs and two beers a piece from various artists and breweries.  That's right, with a complete disregard for the very own rules they set, they will be discussing four songs this time.   Also: Never re-watch Beatleborgs. Delilah is the worst. Glennn still hasn't mastered the smooth voice. Wyndy threatens Ghost's life multiple times. Beer list:Dark Swan - Lagunitas Brewing CompanyHeavy Dreemz - Magnify Brewing CompanyA Tiny Beautiful Something - Maine Beer CompanySpontanPassionfruit - Mikkeller Song list:Motion City Soundtrack - L.G. FUADThe Promise Ring - Nothing Feels GoodSara Bareilles - She Used To Be MineTegan and Sara - Nineteen

The totally vanilla episode.  This week Wyndy the Witch and Glenn with Three N's discuss "Best Buds" by Mom Jeans and drink some classy beers and there's definitely no funny business whatsoever. Actually: Wyndy the Witch loses her 40oz virginity, Three N Glenn finishes in his model hand, and there's minor ASMR with the sound of hands being taped. Beer list:Olde English 800 - Miller Brewing CompanyPurple Haze - Abita Brewing Company Song list:Edward 40handsGirl Scout CookiesDeath CupScott Pilgrim V. My Gpa

The episode with too many beers.  Three N Glenn and Wyndy the Witch discuss Hobo Johnson's "The Rise of Hobo Johnson" and bite off more than they can drink with a cornucopia of beers from Brix City, Bolero Snort, Pipeworks Brewing Company, Goose Island, and Trinity Brewing Company. Also: We hope neither of our families ever find our podcast, the choice between a golden or rainbow shower, American scones are superior to British scones.   Beer list:Breakfast For Lunch - Brix City BreweryAnother Steer Older - Bolero SnortMango Guppy - Pipeworks Brewing CompanySummer Time - Goose IslandMenacing Kumquat - Trinity Brewing Company Song list:FatherRomeo & JulietCreve Couer 13%Peach Scone

The Alex Turner appreciation episode.  Wyndy the Witch and Glenn with Three N's go over AM by the Arctic Monkeys and swoon over some beers from Mikkeler, Brix City, and Night Shift Brewing.   Also: Alex Turner can totally get it, the common link between Jon Snow and Michael Cera, and the fact that time is not real.   Beer list:Hazy for You - MikkelerPassion Pool - MikkelerHeady Jams - Brix CityAwake - Night Shift Brewing Song list:Do I Wanna Know?R U Mine?No. 1 Party AnthemI Wanna Be Yours

The polarizing episode.  Wyndy the Witch and Glenn with Three N's talk about the album You're Not as ___ as You Think by Sorority Noise over a medley of beers from Treehouse Brewing, Omnipollo, Evil Twin, and Platform Beer Company. Also: Remember the king jelly bean from Rick and Morty?  That was messed up.  Talking to the boys in your sack to ensure you get the gender baby you want.  How many people are on a basketball team? Beer list:Low life - Evil Twin BrewingHaze - Treehouse BrewingMaz - OmnipolloSunrise At Dusk - Platform Beer Company Song list:No HaloA Portrait OfDisappearedCar      

The terminally ill episode.  Three N Glenn and Wyndy the Witch discuss The Antlers' "Hospice" over an assortment of beers from Foreign Objects Beer Company. Also: ASMR, owning land, Karate Kid appreciation, and attractive cartoon characters.  

The sisterly episode.  Wyndy the Witch and Glenn with Three N's discuss Daughter's "If you Leave" and beers from the Referend Bier Blendery.  Glenn(n) dies in this episode. Also: John Cusack, Hawthorne Heights, and the proper order in which to eat a burger and fries. Will they ever do a Hawthorne Heights album?  Who will you meet in the afterlife?  Will Glennn ever pull off a good Megazord analogy? These are all good questions.    

The starry-eyed episode. Glenn with Three Ns and Wyndy the Witch go over Stars' haunting album The Five Ghosts and cry over beers from Magnify Brewing, Bolero Snort, Hermit Thrush Brewery, and a surprise drink. Will iTunes ever pick us up? Why does iTunes keep on hurting us? Are we not good enough for iTunes? None of these questions are answered in this episode, but still tune in.

The episode with important relationship advice. Wyndy the Witch and Glenn with Three Ns talk about select songs off of Death Cab for Cutie's album Transatlanticism while washing it down with beers from Foreign Objects Beer Company, Half Acre Beer Company, Cross Keys Brewing Company, and Evil Twin Brewing. Sprinkled in is some sage like advice about long distance relationships and "breaks". Are long distance relationships actually trash? Do breaks really work? Did the duo learn their lesson and eat prior to recording this episode? No, no, and maaaybe?

The sloppy second episode. Wyndy the Witch and Glenn with Three Ns go over their favorite songs off of The National's album Trouble Will Find Me. In their greed and arrogance the rebellious duo decide that one beer will not quench their insatiable thirst and choose to quadruple their beer intake with four imperial stouts. Can the rebels hold out against the imperials? What do the three Ns in Glenn with Three Ns stand for? Will Episode IX make up for the train wreck that was Episode VIII? One of those questions don't have anything to do with this podcast. Tune in to figure out which one it is.

The inaugural episode. Wyndy the Witch and Glenn With Three Ns discuss McCafferty's first album Beachboy while knocking back Mikkeller's Hallo Ich Bin Berliner Weisse and desperately hoping they don't sound too awkward on the mic. Does it work? Do the two ever find their stride? Will there be an episode two? I mean, hopefully. Tune in to find out an answer for like two of those questions.