The Bastard Sermon Podcast

Thank you for everything. 

He's here! He's been making waves in the local comedy scene, he's a door man at Go Bananas!, he's funnier than anyone in the studio, it's Spencer Domolky!  Once again folks! Comedy heavy episode. We discuss comedy, comedy shows we've seen, and the local comics we enjoy seeing in the Cincinnati scene! We also get pretty family heavy. Cody talks to us about the moments his sons temper tantrum actually give him moments of realization and a connection with him. But we also talk about all the terrible things about being a parent. Car seats? PLEASE. Tune in.

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Join us in the studio this week as comedian Nick Benevides joins us in studio along side Psycho Lloyd's daughter Llily joins for the holidays!  Nick tells us about his comedy and his personal jokes aimed at his autism! He also shows us his side passion, karaoke! Are you guys a fan of Kid Rock? Llily joins us and trys to play innocent! We know her games folks! Therapy five to thirteen? Fist fights after driving lessons? We know you're a danger!  Tune in!

This week on the show joining us are Blake Hammond And Will Feiner! These two regulars don't need an introduction but they got new stuff for you guys!  Blake Hammond has a brand new special Blake-182 out on YouTube right now! Go check it out now! Cody and Luke sort of ruin it with their terrible laughs tho..   Also you fools be sure to follow Will Feiner at Transplant Productions on all social media to keep up to date with all new local metal shows and the always fantastic Transplant Fest! This was a blast to record folks, you'd be a real goofball to not tune in!

Recommend to us by a very trusted bastard, we had on the incredible Will Webb! Will Webb is an incredibly talented tattoo artist that has been around the block a couple times. Boring dream catcher tattoos? No thank you! You got a gun and a story? Take a seat in his chair! He's been around the darker parts of Cincinnati before the gentrification and can even vouch for some of psycho Lloyd's stories!  He was the perfect guest for an excellent sermon! Tune in!

The three amigos are back! With a full crew on the pod, we had one of our most talented bastards make a reappearance!  Mike Deurmier from the band Scab Hag, comes back on the show and he's got stories and new music! Be sure to follow Scab Hag on all social media and check out their latest song "Arachnoid"! 

O shit! One of our most favorite Tatty Daddies made his way back to the studio! Luke is out this episode but, you know the dastardly duo of Cody and Lloyd held this one down! Tune in jerks!

Zach Wycuff is a comedian and we talk to him about Jesus... and also we show him animal attack videos and penile sounding pictures. Well anyways enjoy the show!

We're getting crafty! The Street Artist and Wild Style Signs founder Danny Gamble and the enigmatic EMPR CTZNS join us this week. We talk about the Ill Ones Crew and the generational changes it's gone through since Danny was apart of it and where it's at now! EMPR CTZNS shows us more of his dope stickers he's been dropping around the city and the bigger mural pieces he's done since we last seen him!  Danny tells us exactly how absolutely insane the original submarines were and how much more "simpler" that they have gotten... Y'all ever get arrested for something you love? Gamble gives us a look as to what's it's like getting booked for art. Tune in jerks!

This week we have the giggle gangster, Gabe Kea, join us in studio for a very maple syrup covered episode. Gabe Kea is one of the funniest people we have had the pleasure of talking to.  We talk dads this episode folks. You guys have shady dads making money doing unexplainable jobs? We know Cody's song and dance on his dad's fate but Gabe tells us about how crazy it was to have a badass NHL hockey player, Ed Kea!  We've been hearing a lot about Kanye talking about jews, so we had to give our thoughts on the matter! We also talk the ins and outs and the mishaps of recording a serious comedy special!  Tune in jerks!

He's back! Jay Armstrong hasn't been with us since before COVID and he is back and funnier than ever!  Jay confronts Cody on all the shit talk he's been dropping on the show. We talk about some local comic stories and how people have tricked comics into saying racial slurs on stage! Hobbies! We cover record and knife collecting with Jay and the sort of keep sakes you get from your parents you wish you could sell or keep! Have you seen the video of Hitler tweaking? They had vaporizers back then, with fruity pebble flavored oil for them! So much in this episode folks, we're definitely gonna have him back more often! Tune in jerks!

It's Lloyd's motherfriggin birthday! He wanted it to be a special episode so we had his two favorite people join us! We've talked about how much of a real psycho Lloyd is but we finally have a key eyewitness, Rahme Brown come in and give us the full scoop and details on a very specific moment at work where Lloyd absolutely looses his shit on a know it all! Wish this guy a happy belated birthday!

We're back! And we have the local mic murderers Jeremy Johnston and Phil Pointer join us this week and we cut right back into the topic of wiping cheeks! I'll take Jeremy has Crohns disease for five hundred. We talk about levels of fame and how reckless Dangerfield got at the end of his days. Everything is real in Jeremys world of sex!  Phil "The African Warrior" Pointer hits us with a freestyle! What kind of weird 9/11 merch did you guys see back in the day?  Phil "The African Warrior" Pointer hits us with a freestyle! What kind of weird 9/11 merch did you guys see back in the day? Oliver Tree and Luis J. Gomez booking ridiculousness! We got it all! Tune in jerks!

We're feeling good folks! Who wouldn't after a nice long session on porcelain throne? Chris Weir comes to hang out to talk about the proper way to wipe that turd cutter! Do you stand or sit when you wipe?   Comedy specials and videos that scarred us as kids, we're really hitting our stride! Even surviving catholic school!  What kind of ridiculous tips did people give you just to get people to like you? Chris Weir will be having a comedy special dropping soon so be sure to give him a follow anywhere you can!

Phil Motherfuckin' Pointer is back! Phil hasn't been by since he recorded his special so he gives us all the details behind all the work and effort that went into recording it! Lloyd does his absolute best to stumble through an explanation of why he has a confederate flag blanket. Phil tells us about his wild North Carolina comedy festival show because he impersonated and dressed up as Uncle Ruckus! So we had to get into The Boondocks and how it's social commentary was missed by a large portion of the white community. Disney dropped The Little Mermaid Trailer this passed week so we had to get into how ridiculous people's outrage on it is!  Tune in, jerks

Geoff Tate is back! The fashion icon himself managed to find some time away from all the touring he's been doing to come record an episode with us bastards!  Geoff has been making moves! He's been touring with one of our personal favorite comedians so we ask him what living the high life has been like! No more basketball, Buddy's carpets, and 9/11 stories! It's a great bonus episode you jerks!

Hey jerks! We got to have the one and only Terra K. join us in studio this week! Luke had a concert to get too, so they tried to slander his great name. Did those clowns forgot I make the descriptions!?  Terra comes through with heavy jokes and even heavier topics! We're talking dead dads this episode! What's the science behind Chic fil a's waffle fries?  We also explore more into each other's sexuality. Is Lloyd the alpha for both teams? Is Cody so skilled in the ways of jerking he's A-sexual? As the constant derailment continues so does the madness, tune in!

Topic centric people! We got some things to say about some stuff! You fools ever hear about Dambe or Escrima? They sound like Codys next disease! They are incredibly dangerous combat sports that are held outside the U.S.!  Big nerd talks! We dive into the new Amazon series The Rings Of Power and The House of Dragons and the difference between the two! The two geek worlds collide! You guys ever had a Karen moment? The rage ever take over and yell at someone over not getting a sandwich to you in a timely manner? No? Well tune in anyway nerd!

A cancelation occurred this week and it's been too long since we gave you a nice, fat, dirty serving of a classic Sermon. So we kept it to just us maniacs! Parental nudity! Have you seen your folks or family naked?! How old were you? And how drunk was your uncle? Also should we release the wildly unhinged episode? Even tho Luke's engineering sucks?  Would you help you meth riddled brother if he sold your belongings? Absolutely you would! Turn this banger on already!

We got our number one in the studio. Our mentor, our sensei, our life coach, our sugar daddy, Mansfield!   The chaos is VIBRANT this episode ya'll! Butting heads and getting loud is our specialty!    We go DEEP into Mansfield's butt surgery and the wild blood like iceberg the docs yanked out of him! It's the main topic but it's not too gross! If you can get through all our poop and HIV talk, this will be a breeze! Too in ya jerks!

The host of Cool Show, Man and Founder of Zorse Industries and all associated podcasts, Giles Chickering joins us this week in the studio! He's a man not many people can read! Even his best friends can't figure him out! He's traveled a couple states and got a couple degrees and he has the stuffs to make people giggle uncontrollably! Tune in ya jerks!

O, shit! The double bastard deluxe Cody, was recovering from illness so we had our favorite dynamic duo Luke Fegenbush and Loren Hutton come on to fill the void! From How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb, these boys are making moves! We talk about their gaming content locked on their patreon and the hair pulling ridiculousness that is Subnautica and Elden Ring. We cover the self-righteous bastards that are the polish and how they disrespect us with their cosplay of the American dream! And we get into the shit pile that Alex Jones has found himself in! Tune in jerks!

Ian Squintz, what can we say? Hilarious, handsome, looks WAY older than he really is.  This son of a gun came and hung out like this was his 3rd or 4th sermon. We talk with him about his super barren presence on social media to his comedy special he put out just two years into comedy! What a ballsy bastard!  We also have the she devil herself Lliyan join us once again before she disappears into the hell that is Florida.    Tune in, jerks!            

Jason Staley, the devil himself! He's back folks and he's here to plug Super Satan Fest II! It will be August 15th at The South Gate House Revival, $15 a ticket!  Listen to us tell some stories requested from fans and fuck around with some topics like Fun Emergencies, disposing bodies, and the legendary Hunter Biden wangin' the fuckin' chicken bone! 

His stand up may confuse you, his demeanor may make you feel awkward. However, there is no question that Jon is one of the most eclectic and funny people in the scene!  Why does Jon have beef with Junkers Tavern? Can you invest in catholicism and not be catholic? What would it cost for Jon to have sex with Lloyd? Jon tells us about his band that's causing some grief around town and is Cody getting too aggressive? You can Follow Jon at: @jonu.than on Instagram  Check out this super weird, super delicious episode right now!

How long has it been since we had a tasty episode of just us diabolical son of guns to just run our mouthes? Too long! Let's get into the weirdness!  We talk about how the hell Luke got lucky enough to get a PS5 and the type of psychos the work Meijer. Cody talks to his friends about being close to 30 and and the crisis of doing something important. We check out the insane photos of the past from the Webb telescope and the catastrophic dangers in space! Lloyd tells us of his dumb doctors that can't read their own charts! We had tons of fun this episode, we hope you enjoy!

The fantastic and hilarious Gretchen Schultz stopped on by the studio this week! Gretchen is a great comic that also runs an open mic at The Comet! She talks with us about the issues of running an open mic. We talk about the little hole in the wall of Ohio she grew up in. She helps us understand that the new The Northmen movie was a heaping pile of garbage. And tons of comedy talk and motivation in between! You can Follow Gretchen everywhere at: @gretchstarr 

We have the incredibly handsome and multi-talented Mark Borison of the Jungle Jim's Podcast, comeback to the studio and he brought with him our long lost host from the great beyond, Patrick Seta of Dark Mountain Cult! With so many nerd boys in the studio we couldn't help but talk a bunch of geek shit. Books, Video games, VR porn. We then dive into all of the wild and crazed ideas that make Jungle Jim, Jungle Jim! Does he have a Jelly tunnel?   You Can Follow Mark At: @themarkening Follow And Buy From Patrick At: @darkmountaincult and @thehoneymustardking

If you ever had doubts about cleanish comics, Mark is here to put them to rest. Mr. Chalifoux graced us with his presence to talk about his life of comedy and how becoming a dad has changed it, and not for the worst! From ready to throw hands with crazies on the subway of New York to being surprised with a child and heading back to Cincinnati!   You can Follow Mark at: @markchalifoux on all social medias!

We watch and review Terror on the Prairie so that you don't have to waste 15 dollars on it. This is an in depth, spoiler-filled, review featuring comedian Blake Hammond. This is some of our Patreon content we're giving you for free, if you like what we do consider joining our Patreon below. 

We got the multi-talent Big Nick come hang out with us for some mouth watering conversations.  Do you guys like pork chops? Is sriracha the new pumpkin spice? Food scientist ARE nerds, don't get it twisted. We talk about psycho old white guys in our lives and how the hell Mr. Beast got big.  You can Follow Big Nick on YouTube at: German Chocolate Cake (It may be hard to find)

We have the incredibly funny Hanna Ljungholm join us for some good old fashioned giggles! We really get into the weirdness here people.    We talk about the improve scene in Cincinnati. The lovely psychos in our lives and Cody's lengthy career of sheparding them.   Why doesn't anyone believe Hanna grew up poor? Is Cody allowed to say the F-word?    You can Follow Hanna at: @hanna_ljungholm and @hannaljungholm on Twitter 

This week the hand towel comic Phil Pointer hangs out with us in studio for some big laughs. We talk with Phil about getting plastered at comedy shows and gas station psychos. Who loves watching bullies get beat up? We do! Follow Phil at: @Pjpointer and @psichotic11

Comedian Ron Ervin joins us this week to talk about his tiny New York City apartment, comedy career, Divine and much more.

This week we have on Pittsburgh native comic Ossia Dwyer join us in studio!   We talked about the comedy scene differences between Pittsburgh and Ohio and some old bullying stories from the past. Luke also reads an old cringey FaceBook post.   Follow her at: @dwyerol

Comedians Luke Fegenbush and Loren Hutton are two amazing comics that host the "How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Bomb" Podcast and the dynamic duo themselves came on in to the studio for some good laughs and stories! Tune in ya jerks!

One of the kindest and funniest comedians in the scene, Chris Siemer finally comes back on the show! Correctional officers breaking out lovers, another Bangin' Snacks Review, and Cody chases away a patron! We got it all folks, tune in!

Whoopsies! We got ourselves a double booking folks! Check out this episode we did with the Killer Comic Josh Faust and Tattoo Artist Extraordinaire Bobby Bronson!

Big Schubes in the house! We invited him over to talk some shit and tell jokes but he killed us all with a High Five because of those massive meat hooks of his. Listen to the him talk while our corpses take our last gasps of air!

These two maniacs run a podcast called Late Start and they had Cody and Luke on their show awhile ago, so you know we had to show them some love and have them on for a sermon! Let's get weird!

What?! Middle of the week extra free episode?! Mansfield had some business to go over and asses to kick so we made room in our schedules to do an extra episode with him!  Join our patreon for the LLC of Black Dynamite we recorded right after!

The comedic juggernaut that is Blake Hammond came through to beat us up with a fistful of yucks!  Follow Blake and go see him at a show near you!

Luke Capasso is a comic and producer and host of the wonderfully weird and hilarious YouTube series called "Smoking Crack In A Caravan With Comedians". Check it out jerks!            

Our second favorite Zoo Keeper Rickey Kinley comes back in the studio and I'm sure you can guess what we talked about from his profession and the title so I'll save you the boredom that are my descriptions! Tune In!            

One of the funniest people in the local comedy scene, Andrew Rudick joins us to sling some jokes and get real weird! Find him online and go see some of his shows!

Probably the strongest power couple in the universe came back into the studio to kick up some bullshit with us maniacs! Turn this filth on!

Andrew Yankowsky of Nithing and Jasone Stayley that is the Super Satan Show dropped by to hang out and shoot the weirdness and grossness with us in an intense 5 mic episode!

An episode is coming out on a Thursday? That's right folks! Eat up this delicious bonus episode we did with the wonderful Comedian V.A. Bennett and Leah!