The Beef Special

You know when you're really bad at texting back, and then most of your replies to your friend end up becoming "oh my gosh I'm so sorry. I totally typed out a reply and forgot to send." That's what this episode was. We recorded it a while ago, but then someone (Halle) really dragged her feet on editing because she was getting annoyed by audio issues again. Yes, it's a tale as old as time. She's not working on it. This episode starts with a bang where Hannah and Halle have completely forgotten how to introduce it. The rest, I don't even know. Enjoy!!!

Yeah, they're talking about smut books again. But what Halle insists is in a really cool and tasteful way (it is not). In other new, Hannah continues to flaunt her social media break, and Halle details yet another man calling her a narcissist. Can we blame him? She writes these descriptions in third person. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thebeefspecial/message

Listen. This was recorded a while ago, but Halle could not figure out Reaper to save her life. She lost the end of the recording and tried to redo it as if it was never gone but she's not an actor so she had to fess up. But whatever! It's here! The very first episode recorded in person now that Hannah and Halle live together. They give a little synopsis on what they've been up to and then maybe get into some beef? Who knows. Listen to find out. Love you. Tootles

Say it ain't so. An episode? While Halle is galivanting around Spain? I know I know. She's so generous to edit this. The reality is she is ill and bored and missed the poddy. And this episode was supposed to come out before she left on her big adventure, but as always, life gets in the way. Regardless, it's here! And it delves into Halle's TikTok comment section, Keke Palmer's penniless baby daddy, and Jonah Hill's toxic therapy speak. Hope you enjoy

Blame Tears of the Kingdom for this episode being late. Halle's on a bender and there's no end in sight. Anyway, this episode features a lot of celeb drama, specifically around Kiley and Timmy and Sydney Sweeney and whatever the other guy's name is. We get into it all or as much as we can given how much time we spent going over our celebrity crush rating system. Hope you enjoy

Content warning: anime cringe. We're kidding. It doesn't get that bad, but Hannah and Halle do admit to having read anime fan fiction, so does it really get worse than that? Not sure. This episode also features beef from a lovely listener and is about one of Hannah and Halle's favorite topics to give unsolicited advice on: dating. Sure there are some other things discussed in between, but I can't recall them so clearly they're not as important. Hope you enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thebeefspecial/message

In this week's episode, Hannah relays her TSA PreCheck troubles, Halle (fresh off of Hinge) hashes out her online dating pet peeves, and the two briefly discuss irony poisoning before severely veering off the subject. This episode was recorded after Halle's post-therapy session come down so there was a lot on her mind, as always. Some rants made it, some didn't. Just the name of the game. As always, you can submit beef to us at beefspecialpod@gmail.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/message

The time has come. The Beef Special has its very first guest, our long-time bestie, Nico. I'd give a longer introduction but this episode is long enough. Hope you enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/message

I know, I know. I can see you're overcome with excitement seeing that we have finally released an episode. Wipe those tears of joy and strap in for Season 2 of The Beef Special. It's going to be insane and by that, I mean relatively similar to the last season. Except now we'll have some guests! But in this first episode, we're kicking things off with the usual suspects. Hannah and Halle recount Hannah's bender of a birthday where Halle details the jealous(?) glares from all the local brewery patrons. Hannah discusses her unusual bug sightings and the two talk about jealousy in its many forms, with expected tangents in between. We hope you enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/support

This was meant to be an anti-beef special episode that we recorded a couple of weeks ago, but the topics were so random it didn't even feel like part of the podcast. I was honestly not going to publish this, but after seeing the Spotify Wrapped I found the much-needed motivation to get it out there. I know we're not going back to regular episodes until the new year, but hopefully this will tie you over until then. In all seriousness, thank you for listening. Hope you enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/support

Our worst fears came true. Halle continues her manifestation by being the biggest baby recovering from the flu, as she has to make sure you know how sicky she is. Hannah...oh Hannah and her introspective beef. In true INFJ fashion, she makes it abundantly clear that she is the most tortured soul in existence. How does she ever get anything done? The two then discuss the 'misery loves company' side of Twitter as if they don't actively engage in it. Their cognitive dissonance knows no bounds. Hope you enjoy

Disclaimer: Halle had the flu while recording this episode, which means she was in her weakest form. And her weakest form oddly resembles that of a man: talks too much, brags about how much money they make, and laughs in just a god-awful manner. It's horrifying and sometimes funny. She made a plea to rerecord this episode which she herself denied. Odd and yet fitting for the male persona. If she does not recover soon, we fear we may lose her forever. God knows the last thing we need is one more man in this world. Anyway, Hannah was at peak performance, as always. And Riley submitted beef which was, similar to this episode description, longer than what it needed to be. Hope you enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/support

We hit 30 reviews! To celebrate, we simply put out an episode. You're welcome. In this episode, Halle recounts her chaotic uber ride to a gala, Hannah, once again, has intense and self-reflective personal beef, and the two take out their frustration on cheaters by discussing the Try Guys drama involving Ned Fulmer. Who the fuck names their kid Ned? Anyway, hope you enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/support

In this episode, we polled listeners and friends to get their thoughts on the rights and wrongs of snooping through a partner's phone. Hannah and Halle shared some of their own experiences on the subject that will probably make you think less of them. Honorable mention goes to Halle for laughing so hard that she cried during this episode. For what reason, you ask? Herself. A bit narcissistic, I know. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/support

Do people read these? The way the entire contents of the episode escape my mind after we record them actually scares me. What did I say? I don't fucking know. Anyway, this episode was recorded remotely. I paid $19 for a remote recording subscription, so I no longer have to have these conversations with Hannah in person. Worth every penny. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/support

This is late because I didn't want to publish it. But I had a little chuckle while editing so maybe you will too. Don't get your hopes up. You know the fucking drill: send beef to beefspecialpod@gmail.com or via DM on Insta @thebeefspecial. Love ya --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/support

This week's episode is short and sweet, mainly because we had to record it twice due to some chaotic rants. The audio is still a mess, but don't ask Halle about it because she will scream. Hope you enjoy

I'm going to be honest. Every time I (Halle) come to publish this nonsense, I don't even remember what it's about. I have the memory of a goldfish and the heart rate of a hamster running on all four cylinders. All you need to know is that we finally got an ad, which is probably out of place in the ep but we're figuring it out, and you can submit beef to us at beefspecialpod@gmail.com. We love you thanks for listening

It wouldn't be a Beef Special episode if Tiktok wasn't referenced a million times, and this episode is no different. From watered-down drinks to reality TV, Hannah and Halle get into their petty beef with a concerning level of detail. As always, you can submit beef to us via a voice memo or email at beefspecialpod@gmail.com. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/support

We're back by unpopular opinion. This episode is brought to you by Halle feeling an insane amount of guilt for not sticking to the weekly schedule; she still managed to upload on the wrong day. As always, please send us your beef to beefspecialpod@gmail.com. We'd love to read and discuss. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/support

We, and I'm sure you as well, needed a break from us being little debbie downers. Did we still complain? Probably. Did we drink while recording and make fools of ourselves? Absolutely. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/support

Gonna be honest, this episode isn't for the faint of heart. Roe v. Wade was overturned, as expected, and we're obviously not too pumped about it. Did we go into all the details about the overturn? No. Did we go on frustration-fueled rants? Yes. Anyway, if you're in the US, register to vote (vote.gov). All of our rights are on the line. On a lighter note, shout out to Kieran for submitting beef. Probably the best part of the episode. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/support

This episode, like all the others, is a bag of nonsense. It features some beef from you lovely listeners, so we hope you like it. Any beef can be sent to us via email at beefspecialpod@gmail.com. That includes beef you have with us. Some beef with Halle was sent in this episode, and it was completely valid. Keep it coming! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/support

We're back! Hannah decided to take a much-needed vacation to Florida and completely shirked her podcasting responsibilities. Halle, of course, has been an angel and worked tirelessly to get this podcast back up and running. This episode has it all: Halle's many grievances, Hannah's fidget spinner, and the beautiful Chantelle's beef. Hope you enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/support

We have an email now! You can send us your beef to beefspecialpod@gmail.com if, like us, you hate the sound of your own voice and don't want to send a voice message. It's clear Hannah and Halle have a serious problem with dinner etiquette because they simply cannot shut up about it. In this episode, Halle rants about her disdain towards group dinners, Hannah recounts a lovely dining experience with their mother, and the two complain about emoji use and - surprise surprise - the abysmal state of America. Special shoutout to Chaz, a listener and friend, who sent in beef via a very distorted voice memo. We'll let you listen to see what it was about. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/support

Once again, Halle and Hannah discuss the nuances of pooping, specifically at work. Then they delve into the rather precarious world of online dating and all it has to offer. Similar to both of their relationship history, this episode goes on for longer than it needs to. Hope you enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/support

In this episode, Halle tells a cautionary tale of workplace drama, Hannah relives a frustrating cafe experience, and we briefly delve into the world of Elon Musk and his quest to purchase Twitter. Oh, and you can now submit your beef to us via voice message! Check the link out at the bottom of this description to send us your most pressing beef. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/support

Look, we know this is coming out late. We are profusely apologetic. But to make it up to you, we made this episode way longer than it needed it to be. This episode has it all: Halle's weird pickle obsession, Hannah's dinner pet peeves, and the American dumpster fire caused by Roe v. Wade being potentially overturned. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/support

In this episode, Hannah speaks to her personal struggle with teachers' pets, Halle breaks down her inability to retain Instagram followers, and the two talk all things Amber Turd and the Johnny Depp trial. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thebeefspecial/support