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11/02/2023 PODCAST Episodes #994 - #996 GUEST: Col. John Mills, Rev. Dean Nelson, Siobhan Dunnavant, Fred Zeidman, Stacey Davenport, Mike Karslake, Liz Peek, Joe Morrissey + YOUR CALLS! at 1-888-480-JOHN (5646) and GETTR Live! @jfradioshow #GodzillaOfTruth #TruckingTheTruth Want more of today's show? Episode #994 Abortion Can Be A Winning Issue For GOP Episode #995 Fred Zeidman Calls Out Alan Dershowitz and His Two-Faced Baloney Episode #996 Liz Peek and Joe Morrissey On The Crack Up Of The DEMS Firewall https://johnfredericksradio.libsyn.com/
After a tumultuous week off the field, the New England Revolution fell 2-1 at the last place Colorado Rapids on Saturday. Hayden Bird of the Boston Globe joins Sean Donahue to discuss the loss, the coaching drama and changes and answer your questions. You can support our podcast by rating and reviewing us on iTunes, Spotify or wherever you are listening. Also, please follow us on social media: Twitter: @haydenhbird, @SeanLDonahue, @RevolutionRecap Instagram: www.instagram.com/revolutionrecap/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/revolutionrecap Thanks to BetOnline.ag for sponsoring this episode. Use promo code Bleav for a 50% bonus on your first deposit! Thanks to Golaco Kits for their support - visit https://www.golacokits.com and use promo code REVSRECAP at checkout to receive 15% off your order. Twitter: @GolacoKits Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/golacokits/ Revolution Recap thanks Sobczak.Law and Five Point Builders for their support of this show and local independent media. Please check out our friends at The Rebellion on twitter at @NERebellion and check out their website at nerebllion.org.
Dr. Carl Sagan, among his other publications, discussed a "Baloney Detection Kit." This "kit" and the principles within were used by Dr. Sagan to combat pseudoscience and sloppy thinking. However, the nine tools in this Baloney Detection Kit are also an excellent way to combat fraud and white collar crime. I can't promise that by following all 9 rules of the Baloney Detection Kit you will never be a victim of fraud. I can promise, however, that your chances are greatly reduced. This show is dedicated to the memory of Dr. Carl Sagan - tireless champion for scientific reasoning and the wonder of the Cosmos. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/gene-tausk/message
Death for running a stop sign? This week, Peaches and Michael are taking a trip to Valkenvania in celebration of 1991's NOTHING BUT TROUBLE! In addition to discussing this film's undeniably powerhouse cast, our hosts delve into the ultimate rollercoaster ride that is “Mister Bonestripper.” Joining the conversation is BALONEY co-founder and acclaimed choreographer Rory Davis, whose love of the movie brings further context to its vastly expensive weirdness. Then, celebrated creator and exec Jeffrey McCrann stops by to talk about this emerging cult classic's horror parallels, mutant babies, and what it means to have a lifetime of devotion to a true cinematic underdog. From Tupac Shakur to tasty sausages, this episode has it all! Go!
Chandler Halderson seemed to have a great life--even though he still lived at home with Mom and Dad (Bart and Krista), he still had a great job, was able to play video games all night, and had recently accepted a job with Elon Musk's SpaceX program. However, as you all know, people who seem to have great lives usually don't and Chandler is no exception. Listen to this week's episode to hear why he's phoney-baloney!Join us on Facebook and IG: @HARDCORETRUECRIME Web: www.crimesandconsequences.com--------------->Get ad-free early releases of each episode, plus over 170 exclusive Members Only episodes by going to Patreon.com/tntcrimes or joining our Apple Channel on the Apple Podcast App.SOURCES:1) An inside look at the Chandler Halderson case (cbsnews.com)2) Chandler Halderson still sentenced to life in prison in parents' murder after judge vacates 2 lesser convictions (madison.com)3) Chandler Halderson Killed Parents After Dad Found Out About School Lie: Prosecutor (lawandcrime.com)4) Chandler Halderson case: Girlfriend's Snapchat helps police unravel the mysterious double murder of Wisconsin couple Bart and Krista Halderson - CBS News5) Who is Chandler Halderson and what was he found guilty of? | The US Sun (the-sun.com) 6) Bart and Krista Halderson - An inside look at the Chandler Halderson case (cbsnews.com) 7) Cathryn Mellender Now: Where is Chandler Halderson's Ex-Girlfriend Today? Update (thecinemaholic.com)8) Detectives Confront Chandler Halderson in Arrest Video (lawandcrime.com)9) Chandler Halderson charged with murder of both parents, requests speedy trial | News | hngnews.com10) Former girlfriend, physicians testify in Chandler Halderson trial (nbc15.com)11) Wisconsin man who killed parents can't skip court sentencing: judge (fox6now.com)This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4736141/advertisement
Defense team says Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton impeachment is ‘baloney'; Border security bills pass Texas Senate, but will they reach Governor Abbott's desk?; Harlan Crow rebuffs Democrats' questions about gifts to Justice Clarence Thomas; Rally demands Denton enforce referendum decriminalizing pot; council signals opposition
Hour 3 Gio is locked in to playing golf these days. His competitive juices are back ever since he won the Biggest Loser of Sayville contest. We took calls on the LIV Golf merger with the PGA Tour. The PGA Tour people look like hypocrites, but they are a lot richer now. Jerry returns for an update and has audio from yesterday's news conference with Jay Monahan talking about the merger between the PGA Tour and LIV golf. Unnamed golfers are saying he needs to step down now. The Mets lost down in Atlanta and didn't do much on offense. Aaron Judge was put on the IL with his toe injury. Jacob de Grom needs Tommy John surgery for the second time in his career and he was quite upset talking to reporters. It reminds us of Chris Carlin crying while saying goodbye to the show, ‘Loud Mouths'. The Jets canceled mini-camp next week because they are playing in the Hall of Fame game and he wants the players to have a break. In the final segment of the hour, Spike seemed like he was moping when he came in today. Boomer wonders if Gen Z is phasing out liverwurst. Gio wonders how the baloney business is. We talked about the Oscar Mayer.
Hour 1: The PGA Tour and LIV Golf are merging. PGA Commissioner Jay Monahan looks like a total hypocrite today. Boomer said LIV Golf was going to be out of business in 2-3 years. Boomer said they are going to need to make whole PGA players that did not go to LIV for the big money, but Gio said there is no way they can make up that money. Gio said nobody will care by next year and we'll all be happy to be watching the best golfers all playing together again. Gio thinks the NBA could be next for a LIV golf situation. Jerry is here for his first update of the day but first we talk about him going bald. Jerry has audio from Jay Monahan talking to Jim Nantz from not long ago talking about families of 9/11 and LIV golf. He looks like a total hypocrite. Boomer thinks he needs to resign. He saved the PGA Tour but he needs to leave. The Mets lost to the Braves in Atlanta even though they were up 4-1 at one point. John Sterling was back in the Yankees broadcast booth. The Yankees lost to the White Sox 3-2. Jacob de Grom will need season ending Tommy John surgery. It will be his second. Bills Safety Damar Hamlin was a full participant in OTAs. In the final segment of the hour, we talked about the reactions in the golf world to the PGA and LIV merger. Hour 2: We talked more about the merger between the PGA Tour and LIV golf. This seemed to have come out of the blue and many people involved seemed surprised by this, including the golfers. How will the PGA Tour work the LIV golfers back into their tour? A caller said this reminds him of the Godfather, saying ‘it's business'. A caller doesn't think this can happen in another sport like the NBA because of contracts. A caller who visits Saudi Arabia for business said there are tons of American companies there. You can go to McDonald's or the Cheesecake Factory there. He also said the Saudis are the largest investor in Uber and we still take Ubers. Jerry returns for an update and starts with Jay Monahan and Yasir Al Rumayyan on CNBC yesterday. Brandel Chamblee expressed his disapproval on the Golf Channel. The Yankees lost to the White Sox as John Sterling was back in the radio booth. Seby Zavala hit 2 HRs for the Sox. Jacob de Grom needs season ending Tommy John surgery for the second time in his career and he was quite upset talking to reporters. Dolphins Head Coach Mike McDaniel talked about the success of the Miami Heat. In the final segment of the hour, Boar's Head dropped off some sandwiches and we took calls on LIV golf merging with the PGA Tour. Hour 3: Gio is locked in to playing golf these days. His competitive juices are back ever since he won the Biggest Loser of Sayville contest. We took calls on the LIV Golf merger with the PGA Tour. The PGA Tour people look like hypocrites, but they are a lot richer now. Jerry returns for an update and has audio from yesterday's news conference with Jay Monahan talking about the merger between the PGA Tour and LIV golf. Unnamed golfers are saying he needs to step down now. The Mets lost down in Atlanta and didn't do much on offense. Aaron Judge was put on the IL with his toe injury. Jacob de Grom needs Tommy John surgery for the second time in his career and he was quite upset talking to reporters. It reminds us of Chris Carlin crying while saying goodbye to the show, ‘Loud Mouths'. The Jets canceled mini-camp next week because they are playing in the Hall of Fame game and he wants the players to have a break. In the final segment of the hour, Spike seemed like he was moping when he came in today. Boomer wonders if Gen Z is phasing out liverwurst. Gio wonders how the baloney business is. We talked about the Oscar Mayer Hour 4: NY Post columnist Mark Cannizzaro joins us in the studio. He covered the Jets when Boomer was the QB and they had some run ins. He also covers golf so he was all in on coverage of the PGA Tour and LIV golf merging. Mark tells us what he thinks happened to make the deal come to fruition. Mark thinks the golf fans are winners in this situation because we want all of the best golfers playing against each other. Jerry returns for an update and has audio from yesterday's announcement that LIV golf and the PGA Tour were going to merge. The Mets lost to the Braves in Atlanta even though they had a 4-1 lead. The Yankees were no hit through six innings and lost to the White Sox. John Sterling was back in the broadcast booth. In the final segment of the show, it's still very hazy out because of the wildfires in Canada. Gio has a cleaning lady, so is he really an ‘everyday man'? Boomer said Gio should sell his boat and join a golf club instead.
My roots are planted in the pastThough my life is changing fastWho I am is who I want to beA single mom who works too hardWho loves her kids and never stopsWith gentle hands and the heart of a fighterI'm a survivor... Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Please…subscribe to YKS Premium! My yard needs yard food to live. This episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands: AthleticGreens - I need my vitamins so bad! But how do I get them? Maybe by using a knife and fork to eat a huge pill by a burning oil drum? Uhh no, maybe I should just get a delicious slightly tropical beverage packed with all the nutrients a man heading into flu and cold season could possibly ask for! Get a whole year's worth of vitamin D and 5 free travel packs at athleticgreens.com/yksFactor - It's a “feeding frenzy”! The Factor box has just arrived and the entire family is rushing toward the door in a massive sphere of humanity to pick out their favorite lunches and dinners. But no worries, Factor has something for everyone! Even Fido! (If Fido is like the name of your kid or grandma etc.) Wanna try some for yourself? Head to factormeals.com/yks50 for 50% off your first box!NordVPN -
In this episode, our heroes get into a vicious scrap against some nasty skeletons! Plus, we do a short Q&A and share some of our favorite TTRPG moments. If you'd like to see the cool in-game prop that the party finds, you can check it out here: The Mysterious Amulet If you enjoy the Rated RPG Podcast, please consider supporting us through our Patreon. Go to RatedRPGPodcast.com for become a patron, to listen to all our previous episodes, for our monthly livestream link, to see our character sheets, fan art and more!
Now before you get mad at me for language appropriation for the title, listen to the episode. And get mad at my kid instead! I'm just kidding don't email me about this or I'll lose my gourd. Last time I saw him, he was in Vancouver. Again, this is a joke. On today's episode of YKS, we are reviewing some funny ass memes, headbanging to the Abhorrent Stench of Flatulence, and discovering just what types of things you shouldn't imply you are doing to your dog on a t-shirt you wear in public. Plus! A work from home solution so bad I'd go into the office, a guy who thinks he can make air travel even less dignified, and a cute little kitchen gadget from Japan that I actually don't want. Insane…how do they do it?!Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. YKS Premium! THAT'S the place to listen to the real show…not none of this 2 hour long hilarious, informative, sometimes-mentioned-on-a-website stuff. We're talking LESS runtime, LESS relevant, and WAY LESS informative. It's the only place to catch your two favorite guys watchin' videos, makin' videos, and chatting with crazy guests. That's right, we'll NEVER have a guest on YKS Regular. They fuck with our flow! Check out our fucked up flow and much more over at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks! This episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands: Factor - When the meals come to your house and they're good and healthy >>> Get 50% off your 1st box code with the code yks50 at factormeals.com/yks50Athletic Greens - We simply must have our vitamins, gang! And throw in the nutrients as well, gratis. 5 free travel packs and a year supply of Vitamin D can be yours, if you sign up today at athleticgreens.com/yksFast Growing Trees - I am looking out onto my beautiful verdant shrubs, that I myself purchased, with a different style of “green”, from FGT, right now, and I simply could not be prouder. Unless you also did the same. Why not? Now I've heard of pruning trees, but pruning prices? Well, just go on over to Fastgrowingtrees.com/yks, where you'll get 15% off, and tell me if that doesn't make a little more sense to ya. NordVPN -
Wake up Danny, I think I got some edits for you to do! We may have lulled our producer off to slumber land for this episode but maybe you can stay up for most of it. On this Oops All Holes episode of YKS, we got a revolution in online content consumption, a condom for your pillow, and the least credible AI-related project we have ever seen. So we got just one question for ya: how many winks ya gonna get…on this all new episode of YKS!Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Oh please oh please oh please subscribe to YKS Premium! THAT is where you're gonna get more YKS than you know what to do with, up to and including 6 (if it's one of the Jumbo months) bonus eps, video, and more. And plus, it's good for the environment. This week's episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands: HelloFresh - I like chicken, I like dinner, HelloFresh you are the winner! They make some good stuff over (pointing to big food factory) there so you can make some good stuff over (pointing to stove) there. Get 16 free meals + free shipping at Hellofresh.com/yourkickstartersucks16Rocket Money - I'm getting sick and tired of these mother-bleepin' subscriptions on this mother-bleepin' credit card statement! But Rocket Money can help me get that under control. I don't remember the rest of the movie so I can't really do another bit on it. Luckily I am subscribed at the top tier to all these streaming services so I can watch it whenever I want. Oh wait! Save money on your subscriptions today at RocketMoney.com/YKS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
What's better than a satisfying dinner (the 300th episode)? How about an elegant dessert (the 301st episode)! Then you can smoke inside the restaurant (the 302nd episode), go to the bathroom and throw up (the 303rd episode), and sit down for another entree (the 304th episode). That's right, the episodes are courses! And right now, this one is “coursing” through the internet on the way to your precious little ears and lobes! On today's show, we have the Return of Quikster, some AI crapola, and dole out the YKS Bump. Plus, a sponge you can pass down to your grandchildren! Isn't that stupid? Yep. But that's the show. Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. YKS Premium..doo doo doot…it makes ya feel good! That could be kinda cool if we were to ever do a jingle for an ad. When you're feelin' low…just watch the show! That's right, watch! Catch video eps of YKS Premium, exclusive mailbags and more at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucksThis episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands: Mt. Ellinor Candle Company - Whether it's the Olympus, the Skokomish, or my personal favorite, the Rainier, this is one candle you will want to burn at both ends! Go to MtEllinor.com and use the code YKS to get 15% off at checkout.Factor - Morning, noon, and night, you're eating meals. And they've never been more healthful or convenient than they have been with Factor. Soon, they'll be calling you, “Mr. Meals!” Enter the code YKS50 at Factormeals.com/YKS50 for 50% off! Athletic Greens - I just got done with a little travel my own self and I don't know where I'd be without my Athletic Greens travel packs. Probably would have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque! Oh brother, not again! I shoulda had my adaptogens! Get 5 free travel packs and a year's supply of Vitamin D at Athleticgreens.com/YKS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
President Joe Biden, in a dynamic, inspiring 3 minute video, announces his plans to finish the job he started during his historic first term. (Did you keep a straight face?) Is this the greatest anticlimax in political history? Steve Green, Bill Whittle and Scott Ott create new episodes of Right Angle every week thanks to our Members, who fund this enterprise, tap into Member comments, forums and their own hand-crafted blog. You can find out more and test drive Membership with our 30-day cheerful refund guarantee at https://BillWhittle.com/register/
It's the season four finale and we bring you both ends of a spectrum. On one end is Jessika, a lovely person who might have a problem but we can't seem to put our finger on it. And speaking of fingers, we learn about a new genre of literature: Geriatric erotica. Beverly Baxter is here to literally spread the word about things you can't unsee. Guest starting: Paige Crawford and Tanya Wagner
Mike and JF celebrate the milestone in style with a look back at the episodes that were, looking forward to the future of YKS, and of course, discuss 6 Kickstarter projects in the beloved segment, The 6 Pack. Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. We couldn't have done 300 of these bad boys without your generous support, and it is my solemn promise that we won't do any more if it stops! That's right, this is a hostage situation…stick ‘em up! Just playing. But if I can be serious for a moment, I am a person of interest in many interstate bank robberies. To help me pay for gas money to keep evading the long arm of the law, and grab hundreds of hours of incredible YKS audio and video content, head on over to Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and reach for the sky! This week's historic episode of YKS is sponsored by:Fast Growing Trees - It's springtime! And all is in bloom….except, uh, some of the stuff I killed this year. But Fast Growing Trees is coming to the rescue with all the ground cover, shrubbery, and beautiful foliage I could ever want. Nandina, Laurel, Arbor Vitae…the gang's all here! In my yard! Go to FastGrowingTrees.com/YKS, drop in that email, nab 15% off your entire purchase, and get growin'! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Two hundred ninety nine episodes…each one funnier than the last. Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. YKS Premium! You gotta subscribe to it to get the shows. And the shows are what you want to listen to, because they're good. And you want to listen to good stuff because it's fun. And you like fun stuff because, uh, it's good. I don't know how far to go with this. It probably has to do with serotonin, which I think is like a molecule or something. Help your molecules. Subscribe to YKS Premium. This episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands: Factor – I would eat Factor meals for every meal if I could. Actually I guess I could. But that wouldn't leave room for my much-reviled “Hot Dog Salad” I simply can't do without. For the other 99 meals a week, I'm going with Factor – for healthy, simple, and delicious meals that just won't quit! Go to FactorMeals.com/YKS50 to get 50% off your first box!Rocket Money - We're all tired of saving money. That's why I love spending tons of money on subscriptions I forgot about long ago. Oh wait, that would be insane! That's where Rocket Money comes in. Trim the fat and cut the crap, with Rocket Money! RocketMoney.com/yksAthleticGreens - Vitamins are grand…but what if they tasted good and were actually easy to take? And affordable, also? Some thought it couldn't be done. But Athletic Greens knew better. And here comes AG1 to disrupt the entire supplement industry! Wow! Go to AthleticGreens.com/yks for a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
HEADS UP: The first Kickstarter this week is nasty and stupid. Just letting you know. The funny part comes in when we turn our critical eyes and razor-sharp wit onto the project, absolutely tearing it limb from rhetorical limb. It's so brutal, some might say it was even more objectionable than the project itself…but ask yourself, does the lion concern itself with the feelings of the lamb? Hm, not sure. Well anyway the point is, we got a great show this week on the Ramp Up To 300! We're talking penis pens, a beer holder that does (???), 3D-printed butt wipers, and more. And all you have to do to get there is sit through a stomach-churning, offensive, utterly unlistenable intro followed by the bad project I mentioned earlier. Oh and also some ads. Hope everyone had a good Easter. ByeMusic for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. YKS Premium! I wouldn't keep plugging it if it weren't so god damned good. Get more YKS the only place I can think to find it, and unlock the secrets of our damnable Discord server, at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks!This week's YKS is brought to you by these fine brands:.Tech - You in tech? Well you're gonna wanna be on .tech – the hottest and swaggiest domain for all of us techheads. Including YourKickstarterSucks.Tech! Sign up today at go.tech/YKS and get 15% off 1 and 5 year domains!HelloFresh - I've heard of eating your feelings, but here are my feelings on eating: it's good! And HelloFresh makes it even gooder every single time. This week's meals were a home run and I have my fingers crossed that next week's will even come close. Only one way to find out…by getting 50% off plus free shipping at HelloFresh.com/YKS50!Honey - I literally just used Honey about 20 mins ago and it saved me like $19 on some shorts. That's money in the bank right there. Get it for your own self at JoinHoney.com/yks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
I'm running the self-cleaning function on the oven right now and it's filling my home with, uh, let's say, a normal amount of months' old food fumes. So, I apologize in advance if this episode description gets a little WEIRD. Like Weird Twitter. Which I invented, by the way. On today's show we talk about becoming the world's most useless and thief-targeted Avenger, taking down Big Grease (damn it's getting pretty hot and smelly in here), and what to do with people who have ever so slightly different senses of humor than we do, other than physically attack them while heavily under the influence of toxic kitchen fumes. So roll your lottery dice, blow into your car's BAC monitor, and crank up the probably broken bluetooth radio…it's time for another episode of Yes, Kitchen Stinks! Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Farrarch may be over…but YKS Premium lives on! That's right, we didn't decide to stop doing our one job after an arbitrary themed month of movie content. Talk about heroes…Anyway subscribe today for just $5/mo and get access to hundreds if not billions of hours of YKS content…with even more to come, I would absolutely have to assume! Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucksThis week's episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands:Mt. Ellinor Candles - You know we love candles here at YKS, and it just so happens that we've got a connection in the candle biz now. Mt Ellinor makes the best selling candles I've ever sniffed, and they do it the old fashioned way: with their hands, while listening to an awful podcast. Somehow, though, they turn out wonderfully. Get 15% off your order of two or more candles using the code YKS at MtEllinor.com and support a friend of the show!Athletic Greens - It's springtime, and many of us are running outside to get some of that classic Vitamin Sun. But there are untold other vitamins that simply lazing about in the grass won't get you. That's why I use Athletic Greens AG1: the scientifically complete vitamin supplement that doesn't require me to breathe any outdoor air! Get 5 free travel packs + 1 year supply of vitamin D at athleticgreens.com/yksFactor - I want lunch, I want dinner, and with Factor, I'm a winner! The song I've been legally barred from performing in public really says it all. These healthy, quickly prepared meals are good and good for you…now that's a tune we can all dance to! Go to FactorMeals.com/YKS50 for 50% off your first box Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Well well well, if it isn't the episode description. Didn't think I'd see your sorry ass round these parts again. Now that you're here though, I reckon we oughta make the best of it. Let's put our heads together and come up with a way of describin' this episode that feels both comfortable to a seasoned listener and appealing to any potential newcomer. Then when that's done we can solve our differences the old fashioned way, mano a mano. Capisce? Alright. Well first off I reckon we got a John Wick parody film about wieners…Now there's a rootin' tootin' gunslinger I wouldn't wanna cross. Then later on of course we got a silly jacket that JF says he likes…guess Mike did the 6 pack this week that's why that's on there. Then…shoo-wee, wouldja lookit that. It's some newfangled social media application I can't make hide nor hair of. Well don't that beat all. Plus a lot more inbetween. I'll swanee, that there is one heck of an episode of YKS….Now DRAW you dirty dog! Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. More YKS comin right up! This week we bid fond farewell to a banner month of Jesse Movies involving time, and who knows what April will bring! Probably some equally crazy stuff. Until then, enjoy hours of audio and video content featuring some of our favorite friends at YKS Premium! This episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands: Fast Growing Trees – I really want some trees that take forever to grow…NOT!! What kinda doofus…well, I don't know, maybe you'd want that for some reason. Like as a prank? Well whatever, the point is, if you want some good lookin' trees that'll grow at a respectable pace and won't blow your budget, FGT's got ya covered…literally! Get 15% off at FastGrowingTrees.com/YKSRocketMoney – Subscriptions…they sure are convenient. But canceling them? Forget about it! No seriously, sometimes we really do! That's where Rocket Money comes in. Get some help canceling those annoying recurring charges whilst kicking your feet up…at the pool perhaps?? at RocketMoney.com/YKS.NordVPN – EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/yks Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hey! We're all in the metaverse! When ya comin' by? And by “we” I mean, it's like me, and a bunch of kids, and some drunk guys, and a comedy club. And we are just kind of floating around in mid-air. And it sounds really weird in here because we're all on headset microphones. And there's nothing to do. Anyway, can you spend like $400 to get in here please? Before it closes? Meanwhile, in meatspace, today's show has got everything you need to remotely grill chicken thighs from down the street, force your kid to sit up straight with a screeching robot, and get the REAL news (from a Christian guy). Bzzt! Reminder! Download this episode now! It's an all-new YKS! This episode description was written by one of the lowest-regarded free-to-use AIs. Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. They say there's no time like the present…but how about a present that is time! That is, more or less, what we're doing over at YKS Premium this month as we celebrate Farrarch: Time Marches On, a month of time-centric flicks that only an idiot could love. Speaking of which, last week's episode was all about idiots, as we brought in our friends Tom Walker and Demi Lardner to riff on the documentary Idiocracy! And this week on the show, our colleague in the “capitalism is bad” space Riley Quinn (Trashfuture) joins for, well, a movie about how capitalism is bad: In Time (2011)! This episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands:Factor - When the Factor box shows up at the JF household…you know we're about to go wild. Folks, I love my quick and healthy lunches so much they don't even have to taste good to make me happy. But thank goodness they do anyway. Head to FACTORMEALS.com/yks50 and use code YKS50 to get 50% off your first box and join in on the “yum”! AthleticGreens - I'm a big fan of gut health; always have been. So when I found out about Athletic Greens, the slightly tropical vitamin and adaptogen blend that actually can improve that very same health, I was practically floored. But it's true! Start your day the JF way with AG1, and get a 1 year supply of Vitamin D + 5 free travel packs at athleticgreens.com/YKS.Tech - Got a website? Well you probably have a domain! Don't feel bad if you didn't know it, because frankly most of the domains out there are boring, bland, and just plain easy to overlook. Stand out from the crowd with a .Tech domain…basically it's the “cool domain”. That's why we're on it! “Go” to go.tech/yks and get an automatic 15% discount on 1 year and 5 year .Tech Domains. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
That awkward moment when it's Monday morning and we have to either go to work or pretend to work from home or just sit around and do whatever…Oh brother! I wish there was something to help pass the time but in a non-threatening, not super memorable kind of way! Well gang, good news. Your friends Mike and JF are here to tell you all about the metal detecting candy bucket, a subscription that makes video on your cell phone look worse on purpose, and a way to keep the beacon of patriotism shining bright no matter the weather! Plus a bunch of pieces of shit by some loser! So hop in the Nissan Pumper and race on over to your doctor, it's time to ask if irreverent comedy podcasting is right for you! 200ccs of funny comin right up, on an all new YKS!Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. YKS Premium…your premiere destination for everything YKS: from the jeers to the cheers, and everything in between. Over on Patreon, Farrarch continues with the always fantastic Tim Kalpakis and the sometimes fantastic Rian Johnson, as we discuss Looper! And next week…put your balls away because we've got our friends from BigSoftTitty.png, Tom Walker and Demi Lardner coming on to talk Idiocracy! The documentary!This episode of YKS is brought to you by these fine brands: Get.Tech - Tired of the same old domains? We were…that's why we snagged yourkickstartersucks.tech! Join the tech club with the rest of us at go.tech/yks and get 15% off 1 and 5 year .tech domains!HelloFresh - We love foodmeals yes we do, we love foodmeals how about you! HelloFresh makes dinner so easy, even I can eat it! Go to HelloFresh.com/yourkickstartersucks60 and use code yourkickstartersucks60 for 60% off plus free shipping!NordVPN - Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/YKS to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + a Bonus Gift! It's completely risk free with Nord's 30 day money-back guarantee!Honey - Honey! The nice friend we all love who can find coupon codes for you! Grab yourself a toolbar buddy at JoinHoney.com/YKS and save some money on a new deadbolt lock. Or whatever else. That's just what I'm thinking of right now because it's what I did. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
I'm watching one of those stupid pawn shows while I'm sitting here writing this episode description out, and man, are these the stupidest shows ever made or what? I mean I don't know who is watching them, other than total morons, because they don't say anything worth a damn and it's so boring it puts me to sleep. Then you got the ads, and they're even worse! Next thing you know, they'll be asking you to subscribe just to hear even more of their inane crap? God, don't give them any ideas. Anyway, call in your friends the Piss Whizzard, the Kickstarter CEO, and Billy West, and crack open a Pepsi of Shame, cause it's time for an all new YKS! Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Some day the aliens will come to Earth and give us the power to experience funny ass jokes and moderately informative film criticism simultaneously. Until then, we'll all have to settle for 3 boneheads making dick jokes and talking about movies: Farrarch! This past Friday we had one of the all time great boneheads Chris James uncork Jesseuary IV with a great flick, 2016's Arrival. And just in case you thought we were gonna get any less boneheaded, we got our buddy Tim Kalpakis back for next week's episode on the great Rian Johnson's Looper! It's a bonehead meeting, and you're invited, only at YKS Premium. This week's YKS is sponsored by these fine brands:Athletic Greens - Vitamins…now that's what I call adaptogens! With AG1 I'm getting all that stuff in one swig rather than 50 different pills and capsules and so forth. Pretty good! Get a free 1 yr supply of Vitamin D (good vitamin) and 5 travel packs at AthleticGreens.com/yksFactor - Meals and food! Meals and food! We love em around here, and Factor's got some nice quick, ready to heat and eat meals they'll send right to ya. Get 50% off your first box at FactorMeals.com/YKS50RocketMoney - We all have too many subscriptions…well I have the perfect amount but I have heard that some people have too many. There should be an easy way to get control of one's spending, maybe with an app or something??? Oh well! RocketMoney.com/yksBetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/yks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hey Lois! Bring me one of those episodes of that show I like listening to so much. Oh Peter, you stupid son of a bitch, fine! It's an all-new YKS! On today's show we got an attachment for a vacuum cleaner even less useful than that stupid little brush one that doesn't spin, porno puzzles, and a floaty that lets everyone know you're a stupid piece of shit! That would be more than enough for one episode, but of course as you know we normally have 6 Kickstarters and I've pretty much only named 3 here in the episode description so there are probably at least 3 not as notable ones left to hear in the show. Plus the episode title is 1. So smash that play button and hear the last 2 Kickstarters we did this week, in addition to the ripoff Switch game. Oh no!! Crap!! Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Jesseuary Returns. This March. Only on YKS Premium. This episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands:NordVPN - EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/yks Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee!HelloFresh - (To the tune of that classic hair metal song) Meals! Meals! Meals! Gang, let me tell you, we love HelloFresh in this house. Quick, easy, and oh so good, you can almost always find me cookin' up a box of these good eats! Grab one yourself at HelloFresh.com/yourkickstartersucks65 for 65% off plus free shipping! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's Presidents Day! Yay! Now I know that every single one of these guys is bad for a variety of, but mostly pretty similar, reasons. And I know that in a best case scenario, at least half of the people who are even alive had extreme antipathy towards the guys from their lifetime included in this holiday. BUT. Well I can't think of a silver lining here. Maybe you got off work. Probably not though. Well anyway let the YKS boys keep you company with this episode of their newest crap! We got a wearable universe, the return of those shitty watches from the mall kiosk, and honestly two of the most wonderful ideas to make money on the internet that I have ever seen or heard about. Check ‘em out today…just like ol' Woodtooth Johnson, or whatever psycho this holiday is about. Salute!Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. YKS Premium! That's the thing I've been meaning to tell you about. Because you seem like a discerning podcast listener who could use a few more japes, jokes, and j-can't think of ones in their lives. Sign up today and enjoy hundreds of hours of outrageous bonus content that will feel like even more! This episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands:Factor - I confess, I'm already thinking about lunch. Sue me! Today I will probably have my famous “Chalk Sandwich” but honestly I'd rather have a meal from Factor. They are good, good for you, and honestly a lot more convenient than putting a piece of chalk between two pieces of bread and gnawing on it like a dog. Get 50% off your first box at FactorMeals.com/YKS50BetterHelp - Therapy. Not everyone is into it. I get it. Maybe you've got some other things you do to keep running at a high level. What do you do, make a bunch of comments under videos of old hair metal songs going “I remember this.”? Well that's not as good honestly. Try some remote online therapy with BetterHelp. And rock on. Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/yks.Athletic Greens - I'm drinking my Athletic Greens right now. And yes that does kind of betray that I'm writing the episode description the morning that the show is supposed to come out. But dammit, I believe in transparency and truth-telling. The fact of the matter is, these adaptogens are good, and I am running quite late. Get a year's supply of Vitamin D (one of the good vitamins) and 5 free travel packs at AthleticGreens.com/yks. Don't delay til the morning, do it now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A Conspiracy Realist prompts some serious questions about all the balloons making the news these days. Bobo asks whether politics have become a kind of religion. Another Government Worker shares their first hand experience dealing with conspiratorial family members. All this and more in this week's listener mail.They don't want you to read our book.: https://static.macmillan.com/static/fib/stuff-you-should-read/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Here we are folks, a Monday morning in many parts of the world, and we're all thinking one thing: it's time to listen to some guys on a podcast talk about their feelings. That is, if their toxically masculine producer (currently using a laptop on the toilet) will allow it! On today's show, we get real, and we're talking about loving lamp, introducing you to the MyThings ecosystem, and of course, not making a single mistake! Plus we've got another beautiful couple (boo!) with a questionable business venture, a water bottle that can do one of the main things I would probably not ask a water bottle to ever do, and basically the “final boss” of annoying Kickstarter video songs. This sounds like an episode worthy of being number 290, don't you think? Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Everyone was so mad when we didn't do Jesseuary this month – and guess what, I get it! I'm mad at me, too! Punish us good by signing up for YKS Premium…it's the only way we'll learn! This week's episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands: Rocket Money - We all have too many subscriptions. I've heard of some people who are actually getting bugs delivered to their houses every month. Really??? Well no, but you can imagine if they did. And that says a lot about society. Eliminate unnecessary subscriptions, like BugMail, with Rocket Money. RocketMoney.com/YKSBetterHelp - We all could use a little help sometimes. But it would be nice if the help was from an empathetic, qualified professional. I've been talking to a cuff! Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/yksHoney - Coupon codes…friend AND foe? Where are they when we need them! Hiding, like the cowards they are. Smoke ‘em out of their holes, with Honey! JoinHoney.com/YKSNordVPN - EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/YKS Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A new YKS! That's Pawesome! On today's show, we're doing a little fashion show with a guy who I would say seems to be making an actionable threat on our lives, a cell phone app that somehow is even more annoying than being normal called on the phone, and the devastating story of a 6 year old's dream to run a bandsaw for pwesident twump! And we did it all without Producer Dan! Let's all prove that anything is possible, and that two guys who have been doing this for several years know how to make a show kind of! Now that's Bark-some! Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan (even when he's sick!). Yes, you heard right, Jesseuary has moved to March! But don't fret, because we've got a great month planned over on YKS Premium. This week, we're joined by Aaron and Stefan from I Hate This Team for an iced-out edition of YKScapades! This week's episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands: Athletic Greens - Green is one of the primary colors. And one of the primary things you need in your body is vitamins. But where to get them, what kind to get, it's crazy, and you'd probably have to get a degree in Vitaminology to figure it out. Well not anymore, because Athletic Greens AG1 put ‘em all together and all ya gotta do is sip. Get a free 1 year supply Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs at AthleticGreens.com/YKSFactor - There are a lot of factors when it comes to meeting our goals, and oh my god I just realized why the company is called that. It's important to be curious about the world around you, folks. Sometimes you learn something. And sometimes you eat something really good! Like a delicious, healthful, ready to eat meal delivered straight to your doorstep, with Factor. Get it?? Get 50% off your first box at FactorMEALS.com/YKS50 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Back in the day, things just seemed a lot simpler, didn't they? You made your own card games to sell on Kickstarter, you dookied on a leaf in the woods, and could put your hand right on the shopping buggies! But not anymore. We've all taken the high heels off, gone woke, and turned our brains to hamburger. All to satisfy our Kinky Kravings! And just when you think it can't get any more HORNY, here comes a new YKS down the pike! So grab a hot wire, download this ep and get your first dub in a while! It's YKS time, baby!Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. YKS Premium...They're more than great coats! That's just a fun reference to an old commercial from the 1990s. And really, when you get down to it, a reference to an old commercial is basically content. Basically Content -- That's the YKS Premium motto, and never before has it been more true than this past week's episode, in which we debuted the Night of 1000 Segments! It was kind of a fun deconstruction of podcasting which skewered the format while also having some funny songs about poop in it. All that and hundreds of hours of similarly highbrow content, with video, and more, available now at Patreon.com/YourKickstartersucks.This episode of YKS is brought to you by these fine brands:NordVPN -- EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/YKS Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hey everyone it's time to write the episode description for YKS: Your Kickstarter Sucks. The key to this is to have basically a paragraph of things that show up below the episode file and are only accidentally seen when someone inadvertently swipes their finger on the screen in a weird way. As a result, it doesn't make any difference what I actually write. Like this! Wahoo! On this week's show, we got a new way to do something with a bug, one guy trying to convince his wife and himself that he's not stupid for running into the garage with his bike on top of his car, and a way to be even ruder to restaurant servers! It's about fucking time!! I was going to start shitting in my seat!Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Need 100% more YKS in your life? (Kevin Harlan voice) Yes! That's why they invented YKS Premium. Get a bonus episode every week and more, for just a little shitdick fuck piss $5 a month!This episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands:Factor – When it comes to getting food in your system, it's hard to beat the convenience of meals. That is, unless, you get someone else to cook the meals for you and send them right to your door. But that could never happen, right??? Get 60% off your first box at Factor75.com/YKS60BetterHelp – Now this is nice. It says here you can now, through the advent of modern computer technology, Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/yks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Well it's YKS time and don't ya know, that's basically the Mike and JF show! We don't really need to be reworking the theme song lyrics on the fly like that but, hey, just goes to show, writing songs is easy. I'm thinking whichever of the Hank Williamses is alive and not problematic for the performance. There's gotta be one, right? Right?!? On today's show we have one of the dead and very problematic Hank Williamses, some breaking Nashville Foodie News, Foreskin Gloves, and oh yeah, it's MIKE'S BIRTHDAY! That means only one thing…Bring it in guys!!! *Every serial inventor from every business school, scammer, crazy scientist, board game guy, Fish Lord, dropshipper, ukulele player, and offensive board game enthusiast come in with everything for a HUGE episode*Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. For ad-free episodes and more, check out YKS Premium! Annual subscriptions get you a free month, and monthly subscriptions get you every month not for free, which makes sense really. At least 5 bonus episodes a month, plus video, and if that's not enough Mike and JF for ya I really god damn don't know what I can do to help cause I gotta putter around and eat dinner and stuff. This week's episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands:Athletic Greens – Think of your body like a well-oiled machine. You wouldn't run your machine without adaptogens, would ya? Didn't think so. Well Athletic Greens has got em, and then some! Get a 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs at AthleticGreens.com/YKSHelloFresh – My wife was so happy when our HelloFresh box came in this weekend that she coulda kissed me! She didn't, cause I was sick with Covid. But she could have! And that's what counts. Get 21 meals plus free shipping at HelloFresh.com/yourkickstartersucks21NordVPN – EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/YKS Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.