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On the boat we discuss movies, music, television, and all things pop culture. We also share our thoughts on things happening in the news. So come take a ride on THE BOAT! Contact us at theboatpodcast@gmail.com

The Boat Podcast


    • Apr 21, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 43m AVG DURATION
    • 34 EPISODES


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    Tiger King

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2020 79:02


    Isn't everyone enjoying this quarantine! Like most others, I've spent my free time pursuing my Ph.d's in Global Economics and Viral Diseases through Facebook! I am also conducting research on how much Papa John's one person can eat! Depression and anxiety rates are skyrocketing and the human connection we knew before will almost certainly never recover! I love being afraid!

    The Floaties 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2020 208:05


    Anybody order fried sauerkraut? Hello fellow boaters. We come to you in this time of quarantine to give you an episode long overdue... No jokes here. Just genuine appreciation for all you listeners. As we continue to monitor the rapidly evolving situation around the coronavirus (COVID-19), our first thought is for the safety and well-being of all individuals impacted by these difficult circumstances. In these unprecedented times, it is important that we come together to support all those impacted. You can count on us to continue to do our best serving you and keeping you informed. The Boat Podcast is here to offer safety and comfort to those affected. After all, it's what makes us... human. Like a small boat On the ocean Sending big waves Into motion

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2020 72:18


    The time has come... execute order 66.

    Halloween On The High Seas: 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2019 80:12


    Welcome, boys and ghouls, to our very first Halloween special! Today Zach and Colby wade deep into the dark waters of TERROR... They talk about Scream 2, The Conjuring, and John David's favorite film; Hellraiser. Join us on our perilous podcast... if you DARE!

    Joker

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2019 62:26


    You wanna know how I got these barzzzz? That's right folks, we got us Joker review on our hands. Enjoy the ride, MUR-RAY.

    The Boat Book Club: The Secret History by Donna Tartt

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2019 80:46


    I just took a DNA test and it turns out I'm 100% tired. Welcome back boys and girls. I could arbitrarily assign a season number to justify why we've been away, but I REFUSE to lie to our audience. Please enjoy this brand-new episode of The Boat. You hoped this would be a Joker review, didn't you?

    Spiderman: Far From Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2019 66:54


    Well, well, well, if it isn't another blockbuster review... On today's episode the boys keep it short and sweet because it's hot outside. Don't know what that has to do with anything, but you know what to do. Send us your pictures of Spiderman to @johndavidwrites on Twitter.

    Game of Thrones Series Finale Review

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2019 133:00


    Howdy y'all. Listen to two grown men debate a fantasy series for over 2 hours! tHe DrAgOn WiNgS bEhInD dAnY iS iCoNiC 1 Like = 1 Respect

    Avengers: Endgame

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2019 140:00


    Thanoooooooos, in the house! You already know.

    Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2019 109:47


    I'm gonna take my dragon down the old King's Road I'm gonna flyyyyyyy 'til I can't no more. Seven Hells, it's a GoT episode! Zach and Colby talk dragons, whitewalkers, and convoluted family histories ahead of the final season. So, take the oath, and let your watch begin. If you ain't down with that, we got two words for ya... Hot Pie!

    Why I Hate The Oscars - 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2019 87:26


    WEEEEE WILLLLLL, WEEEEE WILLLLL ARGUE. We cover this year's Oscar ceremony! A month too late or right on time? Colby does multiple British accents. John David saw some of the movies. Zach puts his money where his mouth is. Green Book, Green Acres, Tom Green, Collard Greens, Green New Deal... don't matter. A Star Is Born by 14.

    The Floaties 2019 - PART 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2019 113:51


    It's lit! If you hated Super Bowl LIII and loved the Maroon 5 halftime show, boy, do we have the episode for you. We continue our annual Floaties with picks 5-1. (Spoilers, Mary Poppins Returns makes all 3 lists) Gone on you with the pick and roll Young LaFlame, he in sicko boat

    The Floaties 2019 - PART 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2019 55:23


    What's up, guys and gals. It's the most wonderful time of Boating season... The Floaties! Movies were released in 2018 and we have picked our top 10 least bad ones. This episode includes our picks for 10-6 as well as our other categories. So, the question is; are you really bae or are you just fam?

    Roma and The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2019 103:11


    You Sirius, Black? We are coming at ya in 2019 with some fresh discussions on these new Netflix films. Of course it devolves into Oscar talk... Does Colby hate everything? Does John David give his opinion on "frustrated soccer moms" and Jason Momoa's washboard abs? Did Zach tip the pizza guy? Find out in this episode! If you slept on us in 2018, we hope you're fully woke.

    The Haunting of Hill House

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2018 102:37


    Hi, friends. We're giving you a spooooooky episode almost a full two months too late! We discuss the new Netflix series and talk about Golden Globe nominations. John David watches horror! Zach calls Scatman Crothers, "Catman Scrothers!" Colby gets two different Korean train movies mixed up! Have fun, and remember... if Young Metro don't trust you, I'mgoneshootchu.

    A Star Is Born

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2018 85:36


    Well hot dog! We saw A Star Is Born and decided to review it. Then we started writing Lady Gaga/ Rocket Raccoon fan fiction! WARNING: Episode contains singing, none of which is us mumbling through Yellow Ledbetter.

    Why I Hate The Oscars (August) 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2018 131:31


    Boy howdy, do we have an episode for you listeners. We talk about the coveted Academy Awards because we know you want it and NOT because we're creatively bankrupt. We speculate, congregate, and agitate. Donate to our patreon at patreon.com/oscarsalcoholfund

    The Mouse Monopoly and Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2018 93:19


    Hey, hey, hey. Today, the boys talk Disney and their potential acquisition of FOX. Then, they briefly speak about Solo: A Star Wars Product. Does any of this this sound like The Boat you know? If you know, you know.

    Wild Wild Country

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2018 64:47


    Master commands you to listen to this episode all about the Netflix Docu-series 'Wild Wild Country. It's, uhhh... wild.

    Avengers: Infinity War

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2018 79:14


    Hi, kids. It’s time to find out the boys thoughts on Avengers: Infinity War. How does Thanos compare to other glove-wearing titans like Michael Jackson and O.J. Simpson? Listen for them spicy takes. Find us on Twitter! @theboatpodcast @eggzachlee @johndavidwrites @cj_mathews23

    The Marvel Cinematic Universe: A Retrospective

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2018 116:55


    Hello, friends! Join us this episode as we sail the seas of the MCU. We discuss all of the MCU films and the future of the franchise as well as Kanye's Twitter feed. Opinions will change, friendships will be torn apart, Locker Room Talk, Patreon? Hot takes, in the hooouuuusssseee. Find us on Twitter! @theboatpodcast @eggzachlee @johndavidwrites @cj_mathews23 Find us on The Zucc's Data Transfer Site! The Boat Podcast

    Ready Player One

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2018 89:53


    We discuss Ready Player one in both its book and film versions. Is Colby a modern-day Nostradamus who can only predict episode length? Are we starting a political podcast called "Locker Room Talk?" Find out in this episode!

    The Floaties - 2017

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2018 179:12


    Hi, friends! It's time, yet again, for us to hit the high seas and discuss our favorite movies of 2017! Hear John David sigh, Zach talk about two extra movies, and Colby reference an old Disney Channel movie about gender swapping! We promise to keep it short...

    Why I Hate The Oscars 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2018 78:07


    It's Oscar season! A time where our favorite Hollywood elite spend obscene amounts of money to complain about their jobs and feed their egos. Zach sighs, Colby complains, and John David discusses the subtle intricacies of Get Out and The Shape of Water and how they relate to his daily life as an African American Fish Monster. Join us, won't you?

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2018 135:11


    On this episode, we discuss the latest Star Wars installment. The takes are hot and tangents are abundant. Treat your ears to 2 hours of John David saying "Listen..." to individuals who already have given him their undivided attention. Enjoy!

    2016 Film Floaties

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2017 137:58


    We share our top 10 films of 2016. We also give out awards for Best Actress, Best Actor, and Best Director of the year. Enjoy the ride!

    2015 Film Floaties

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2016 154:51


    It's time for our biggest episode of the year. The Film Floaties! In this episode we each share our picks for Best Director, Actor, and Actress. Most underrated film and most overrated film. Also we each give our list of top 10 films of 2015. All aboard The Boat Podcast. Enjoy the ride!

    Best Film Of Each Decade (1970-2010)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2015 80:14


    In this episode we each share our choice for the best film of the 1970's, 1980's, 1990's, 2000's, 2010's. Once again we are joined by Zac Bell. Enjoy The Ride!

    The Floaties of 2014 Films (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2015 80:03


    This episode is part 2 of 2 of our annual Film Floaties. In Part 2 we give our awards for "Best Director" "Best Actor" "Best Actress" and numbers 5-1 of our "Top 10 Films of 2014". Listen in as we say goodbye to 2014 and the fantastic movies that were released. Enjoy the ride!

    The Floaties of 2014 Films (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2015 113:41


    This episode is part 1 of 2 of our annual Film Floaties. Part 1 includes our picks for "Best Movie that was Overlooked" "Best Movie that got a Bad Wrap" "Most Disappointing Movie of the Year" and numbers 10-6 of our "Top 10 Films of 2014.

    Why I Hate The Oscars (2015)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2015 82:04


    Our second annual edition of "Why I Hate The Oscars". We break down each category from the upcoming ceremony and also give our prediction for what will take home the Academy Award.

    Interstellar

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2015 101:10


    We devote this entire episode to Christopher Nolan's newest film, Interstellar. We discuss what we liked and disliked about it. We also get into our interpretation of the ending. SPOILER ALERT!!!!! There are spoilers in this episode, but we don't get into that part of the discussion until the 42 minute mark. So if you haven't seen Interstellar yet please, for the love of God, do not listen past minute 42. We also talk about Birdman, True Detective, and the general state of both film and television. This Boat is about to take flight. Veering from the open sea into that final frontier. Prepare to enjoy the ride! Starting in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

    The 2014 Floaties (Music Edition)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2015 106:04


    We give our Top 5 Songs and Top5 Albums of 2014.

    The Floaties (2013 Films)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2014 112:28


    The 1st annual Floaty Awards! We discuss the year that was in film (2013). We each give out an award for Best Concept, Best Twist, Best Female Performance, Best Male Performance, Best Director, and the 5 Best Films of 2013. We also have a 30 minute "pre-awards" round table on what we've been watching on TV. Specifically Community, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Justified, The Wire, Parks & Rec, and American Idol.

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