an unhinged weekly podcast from your two favorite clowns Harper-Rose & Niles Abston.Follow the ClownCast on Twitter: @clowncast_Follow Harper-Rose on Twitter: @HarperRoseDFollow Niles on Twitter: @NILES100
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Listeners of The ClownCast with Niles Abston & Harper-Rose that love the show mention: harper,Niles went to Kansas City alone and the clowns agreed to never separate again. We discuss how to be a better, or smarter... boyfriend, why rappers and comedians aren't so different, Harper-Rose's heckler and a new tour date! Our tour is going strong till November, come see us while you can!LOS ANGELES (9/19): https://www.eventbrite.com/e/169295785251CHICAGO (9/23): https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-clowncast-live-from-chicago-tickets-165932136487DENVER (10/14): https://www.eventbrite.com/e/172404655967PORTLAND (11/4): https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/8014710/the-clown-cast-live-niles-abstons-big-aparty-portland-hawthorne-theatre-loungeSEATTLE (11/6): https://www.ticketweb.com/event/niles-abstons-big-a-house-croc-theater-tickets/11291345
Niles and Harper-Rose just got back from the first stretch, now it's time to unpack. They were soft core robbed in Ohio, break down sex stigmas, encourage everyone to turn down the lights and tell you who's spitting in your food. The tour continues! LOS ANGELES - SEPTEMBER 19th!
The mf clowns are on mf tour! Niles and Harper-Rose unpack his show at El Cid and some of the chaos that ensued right after, HR microdosing Santa Clause, Niles getting screwed, flying Spirit, morning wood, chill fingers and our fall tour! Join the circus while there's still tickets left ooooweeNEW YORK CITY (9/4): https://ticketweb.com/event/the-clowncast-live-from-new-bushwick-public-house-tickets/11203695…KANSAS CITY, MO (9/11): https://eventbrite.com/e/clowncast-live-kansas-city-tickets-162869022631?aff=ebdssbdestsearch&utm-medium=discovery&utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-source=cp&utm-term=destsearch…CHICAGO (9/23): https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-clowncast-live-from-chicago-tickets-165932136487Support our patreon: patreon.com/clowncast
senior project was a bitch. y'all remember that? who cares. tour starts next week!COLUMBUS, OH (8/31): https://eventbrite.com/e/clowncast-live-columbus-ohio-tickets-162868164063?aff=ebdssbdestsearch&utm-medium=discovery&utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-source=cp&utm-term=destsearch…NEW YORK CITY (9/4): https://ticketweb.com/event/the-clowncast-live-from-new-bushwick-public-house-tickets/11203695…KANSAS CITY, MO (9/11): https://eventbrite.com/e/clowncast-live-kansas-city-tickets-162869022631?aff=ebdssbdestsearch&utm-medium=discovery&utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-source=cp&utm-term=destsearch…CHICAGO (9/23): https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-clowncast-live-from-chicago-tickets-165932136487
We know you've been in the house for over a year but stop being weird as fuck!!! come see us on tour :)COLUMBUS, OH (8/31): https://eventbrite.com/e/clowncast-live-columbus-ohio-tickets-162868164063?aff=ebdssbdestsearch&utm-medium=discovery&utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-source=cp&utm-term=destsearch…NEW YORK CITY (9/4): https://ticketweb.com/event/the-clowncast-live-from-new-bushwick-public-house-tickets/11203695…KANSAS CITY, MO (9/11): https://eventbrite.com/e/clowncast-live-kansas-city-tickets-162869022631?aff=ebdssbdestsearch&utm-medium=discovery&utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-source=cp&utm-term=destsearch…Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
This episode has two firsts. It's the first one together in Harper-Rose's room and it's the first time Cait, our intern is a guest. Don't forget to buy tickets when we're in your city:COLUMBUS, OH (8/31): https://eventbrite.com/e/clowncast-live-columbus-ohio-tickets-162868164063?aff=ebdssbdestsearch&utm-medium=discovery&utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-source=cp&utm-term=destsearch…NEW YORK CITY (9/4): https://ticketweb.com/event/the-clowncast-live-from-new-bushwick-public-house-tickets/11203695…KANSAS CITY, MO (9/11): https://eventbrite.com/e/clowncast-live-kansas-city-tickets-162869022631?aff=ebdssbdestsearch&utm-medium=discovery&utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-source=cp&utm-term=destsearch…Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
nobody will hire us so please buy tickets to our shows. COLUMBUS, OH (8/31): https://eventbrite.com/e/clowncast-live-columbus-ohio-tickets-162868164063?aff=ebdssbdestsearch&utm-medium=discovery&utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-source=cp&utm-term=destsearch…NEW YORK CITY (9/4): https://ticketweb.com/event/the-clowncast-live-from-new-bushwick-public-house-tickets/11203695…KANSAS CITY, MO (9/11): https://eventbrite.com/e/clowncast-live-kansas-city-tickets-162869022631?aff=ebdssbdestsearch&utm-medium=discovery&utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-source=cp&utm-term=destsearch…Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
Y'all cancelled Harper-Rose so this is our final episode. Thank God.Catch us on tour though: COLUMBUS, OH (8/31): https://eventbrite.com/e/clowncast-live-columbus-ohio-tickets-162868164063?aff=ebdssbdestsearch&utm-medium=discovery&utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-source=cp&utm-term=destsearch…NEW YORK CITY (9/4): https://ticketweb.com/event/the-clowncast-live-from-new-bushwick-public-house-tickets/11203695…KANSAS CITY, MO (9/11): https://eventbrite.com/e/clowncast-live-kansas-city-tickets-162869022631?aff=ebdssbdestsearch&utm-medium=discovery&utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-source=cp&utm-term=destsearch…Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
Harper-Rose got to be apart of the elite this past weekend and Niles still can't stand Chrissy Teigen. We're gearing up for some dope live shows so get your tickets NOW!LOS ANGELES (8/7): https://eventbrite.com/e/niles-abston-live-at-club-b-tickets-163004016401…COLUMBUS, OH (8/31): https://eventbrite.com/e/clowncast-live-columbus-ohio-tickets-162868164063?aff=ebdssbdestsearch&utm-medium=discovery&utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-source=cp&utm-term=destsearch…NEW YORK CITY (9/4): https://ticketweb.com/event/the-clowncast-live-from-new-bushwick-public-house-tickets/11203695…KANSAS CITY, MO (9/11): https://eventbrite.com/e/clowncast-live-kansas-city-tickets-162869022631?aff=ebdssbdestsearch&utm-medium=discovery&utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-source=cp&utm-term=destsearch…Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
THE CLOWNCAST IS GOING ON TOUR!COLUMBUS, OH 8/31: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/162868164063NEW YORK CITY 9/4: https://www.ticketweb.com/event/the-clowncast-live-from-new-bushwick-public-house-tickets/11203695KANSAS CITY, MO 9/11:https://www.eventbrite.com/e/162869022631CHICAGO 9/23: TBASee you there! Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
We just did our first live show and it was sold out and it was a great time. Thank you so much to everyone who came and brought your energy and also thank you to all of our live stream viewers! This week we recap the show and talk about what we're doing next.Tickets for Niles' 8/27 LA secret show: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/niles-abstons-big-a-house-party-tickets-161926651975Clowncast Tee Shirts: https://the-clowncast.myshopify.com/products/welcome-to-the-circus-teeSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
July 2nd is our first ever live Clowncast show and we know many of you can't be with us in LA for the show so LIVESTREAM TICKETS ARE NOW AVAILABLE: https://www.momenthouse.com/co/theclowncast-the-clowncast-live-on-melroseThis episode we talk about Britney Spears' conservatorship, Harper-Rose's camping trip, and the internet's place in comedy. Support us on Patreon please: https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
This week we're joined by hilarious writer-actress, Camille Corbett. She recently wrote for Netflix's "Dad Stop Embarrassing Me!" starring Jamie Foxx. We talk about how her exes fuel her creativity, wild Hollywood shit, and more.Follow Camille on Twitter: @TheWittyGirlSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
We made it to episode 30 and 6 months of the podcast! Thank you to everybody who bought tickets to our first ever live show in LA. There's more surprises to come. This week, Niles wants to be put in "A Quiet Place 3", Harper-Rose wants James Cameron to read her script, and we talk about her viral olive oil incident.Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
We're getting closer and closer to our first ever live show in LA! Open bar, live music, live comedy, special guests, free weed, prizes, and more!Get your tickets now because it WILL sell out: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-clowncast-live-on-melrose-tickets-152600228391This week we have special guest Blair Dawson! We talk NYC vs LA, pop stars and the girl that unmatched Blair on Hinge after one conversation. Follow her on Twitter (@urgirlblair) and Instagram (@blairsimone). And check out her podcast "It's Genetic" where she interviews comedians WITH their parents: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/its-genetic/id1541986607
Harper-Rose is back from Phoenix where she just headlined so we catch up about all the wild shit from her trip. This episode's comedian of the week is Bri Giger! Follow her everywhere at @brigiger.If you're in LA, get your tickets now for the first ever LIVE CLOWNCAST! Open bar, live comedy, live music, and FREE STUFF!Ticket Link: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-clowncast-live-on-melrose-tickets-152600228391
This week Niles and Harper-Rose are joined by Harper-Rose's hilarious roommate Gabby Lamb (@gabbylamby). They talk about Niles' first headline gig, Gabby's "marriage", the weird characters you meet doing comedy in LA, and fucking friends.July 2nd we're doing our first live show in LA! Get your tickets now: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-clowncast-live-on-melrose-tickets-152600228391?utm_source=eventbrite&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=post_publish&utm_content=shortLinkNewEmail
Harper-Rose is drug free. Niles is hard to read. Happy belated Mothers' Day! Tickets are still available for our first ever live Clowncast on July 2: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-clowncast-live-on-melrose-tickets-152600228391?utm_source=eventbrite&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=post_publish&utm_content=shortLinkNewEmailThe comedian of the week is Steven Marcus Releford! Follow him on instagram: @hopethisendsracismblvd
look we're sorry for being late but we were busy traveling. LA! Tickets are still on sale for the first ever live Clowncast on July 2nd! Open bar, live music, and live comedy. You don't want to miss it.July 2nd LA tickets: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-clowncast-live-on-melrose-tickets-152600228391Comedian of the week is Monarey Martinez! Follow her at @monareymCatch Niles headlining in Quincy, Illinois on May 22nd. Catch Harper-Rose headlining in Phoenix, Arizona on May 27th.
We are proud to announce that July 2nd we are doing a live ClownCast show on Melrose! It'll be a night of live comedy, live music, and an open bar of course. Get your tickets NOW because it will sell out! We can't wait to see our LA audience! Ticket link: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-clowncast-live-on-melrose-tickets-152600228391?utm_source=eventbrite&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=post_publish&utm_content=shortLinkNewEmail
Comedians are my favorite people. So I had to sit down with some of my favorites and talk comedy, the industry, old stories, drugs, and of course "Girls Don't Twerk To Jokes." This lineup of comedians is a murderer's row:Chelse Greaux - @chelsegcomedySteven Marcus Releford - @hopethisendsracismblvdHB from KC - @hbfromkc_Max Castillo - @maxcastillocomedy & @scooptybooptysAlice Hamilton - @AliceRHamiltonChaz Carter - @pollypocketnegroArthur Hamilton - @comedianarthur
It's the 1 year anniversary to my debut comedy special, "Girls Don't Twerk To Jokes" so I had conversations with some friends and family about the project. If you still haven't watched the special (what the fuck?), here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjUDh8gtdKwMerch available at: nilesabston.com/merch
Harper sucks. This week we have on rap duo "Sky Bento and Young Walt Dezney" to talk music, comedy, and their new collab album "East x Coast x Undead"Follow them on instagram: @plzsaythebento & @youngwaltdezneySupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/clowncastWe have a surprise next btw.
IT'S 4/20 EVE! We tell our best weed stories and Harper-Rose sliced her right tit. Smoke responsibly tomorrow!Support us on Patreon so we can start recording in a studio:https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
This week we have one of the biggest Twitter personalities on the app stop by and that is none other than Prance AKA @bocxtop. He and Niles talk about their beef, Harper asks him about living with his mom, and we discuss his home state of Florida and what's going on in the world at large.4/20 Comedy Show RSVP: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/gimmie-my-blunt-back-comedy-show-tickets-150083821751Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
WE MADE IT TO 20 EPISODES. We didn't think we'd make it this far but here we are. Harper-Rose decided to wake Niles with a cursed good morning text as pay back for his April Fools' prank call. This week we deleted dating apps, argued over who carries the podcast, and if Niles is going to pick Harper-Rose up for the show. This podcast is literally about nothing.Comedian of the week is Anwar Newton! Follow him at @theanwarnewtonSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
This week we have stoner legend, Ashley Ray! We talk to her about becoming buddies with Seth Rogen, her first time doing shrooms in the EIGHTH GRADE, and the year she decided to date every zodiac sign. Follow her on Twitter at @theeashleyray!Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
Harper-Rose and Niles have been fully vaxxed and take a road trip down to San Diego to do their very first live stand up show of the year. On the way there they talk about their worst bombs on stage, how horrible it is starting out as a stand up comedian, the almighty "Snyder Cut", and the Martin Luther King Interlude that Justin Bieber blessed his beliebers with.The comedian of the week is Albert Escobedo! Follow him everywhere at @albertescobedo and watch his comedy special "Don't Judge Me!" on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShwUihKaj8oPlease support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
On this episode we learn that we're all in agreement that John Mayer should stop winking and also that one of Harper Rose's high school teachers liked her before she had big honkers (wtf?). Niles loves the alphabet recited backwards and has some extra requirements on who should say "gang gang" or not. I don't know why y'all listen to this foolishness but here we are.The comedian of the week is Asia Chardonnay! Follow her everywhere at @alldisbodySupport our patreon! https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
This week we had twitter's main character Dana Donnelly join us to discuss hot famous siblings, the real price of a fancy oven, and her worst enemy. Do you like when Harper-Rose goes "oOoOOwEeEEEee" or do you agree with Niles that she needs to stop? Any feedback is appreciated.Follow Dana on Twitter: @danadonly Support our Patreon and if you enjoyed the pod please leave us a 5 star review! https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
This week we celebrate Harper-Rose's 28th birthday by reflecting on the growth done during quarantine and the decline in drug use, we love to see it. Niles and Harper drink this episode so it gets a little spicy!Get Niles' merch at nilesabston.com/merch.Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
Closing out Black History Month, we have none other than Comedian Yedoye Travis. We talk to him about eating pussy with sandles on, his dick being on hard but his heart being on soft, and his recent writing on the new "Batman: Legends of The Dark Knight" comic book series. Follow him on Twitter at @yedoye_ and on Instagram at @professordoye. Follow our weed sponsor Stone Road on instagram: @stoneroadfarms and go smoke some.Support us on Patreon! New content on there coming this week https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
It's Niles' birthday week so of course he spends it popping a bottle of champagne, getting drunk and arguing with Harper-Rose over kinks, love, aging, and Valentine's Day. For his birthday he's dropped a sticker collab with our intern, Cait, that's raising money for mutual aid funds in LA that are helping our unhoused population in the city. It's available here: https://www.nilesabston.com/merch/p/md6yhuo27qf7azln4xjqq1lhghupgbSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
Our first guest of Black History Month is the hilarious Jazmyn W. She's a stand up comedian who has used the quarantine time to become a Tik Tok STAR. We bring her on to talk about all kinds of things but most importantly how she used her large platform to help take down a company who was pretending to be Black owned so they could sell merch and profit off the Black Lives Matter movement.Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/clowncast
Happy Black History Month! Harper-Rose and Niles discuss the time Niles was almost an accomplice to a crime, why emojis in emails actually are professional, and some other stuff I can't remember because I'm uploading this while high as hell. This is "the beyonce episode" because we're not promoting it. Just dropping it and if you like it, tell 3 people about it.The first comedian of the week of Black History Month is the hilarious Katrina Davis! Follow her at @katrinasivadSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
This week Harper-Rose and Niles have a special treat for everyone born in the 90's. Vincent Martella who voiced Phineas on "Phineas & Ferb" and played Greg on "Everybody Hates Chris" comes on the ClownCast as our second special guest and talks about growing up as a child star and how that's affected his current dating life.Support us on Patreon where we'll be dropping exclusive content very soon! https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
Niles and Harper-Rose tried something for the first time... this is The ClownCast's first drunk episode. We had to edit out a lot of names and stories but we had a fun time talking about incels, revenge and instagram knowing too much. The comedian of the week is Arthur Hamilton! Follow him on all social media @comedianarthurSupport us on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
After one of the craziest weeks in our nation's history, Harper-Rose and Niles bring on Comedy Central's Roy Wood, Jr. to talk about it and he does not disappoint.Also we started a patreon, where we'll be dropping bonus exclusive content including a new weekly show that only our patrons will be able to watch! Niles just dropped close to an hour of unreleased stand up sets on the patreon page to get us started. here's the link: https://www.patreon.com/clowncast
Happy New Year! Nothing changed. Harper-Rose and Niles argue A LOT on this one but they also discuss the new and first Black bachelor, stimulus checks, evil politicians, and some weird high school stories.The first ClownCast comedian of 2021 is Chelse Greaux! Follow her on Twitter on Instagram: @chelsegcomedy
FUCK YOU 2020! Harper-Rose and Niles end the year talking about former coke dealers, old jobs they hated, Christian movies, and what the new year will bring! Happy 2021!The last comedian of the week for 2020 is Veronica Kwiatkowski! Follow her on all social media at: @veronicakalldaySubscribe on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQ0S2gSIVgbF4ifS8rrlGvQ
Harper-Rose really did have a seizure before this. We swear. Niles really isn't that down bad though. Taylor Swift dropped an album, Niles should never have superpowers, and personal attacks are made.This week's comedian of the week is Papp Johnson! Follow him on Twitter: @MustachePapp and Instagram: @pappyvanjohnson
A friendship was almost ruined on this episode. Harper-Rose and Niles debate pumpkin pie vs sweet potato pie, projecting your feelings on domestic animals, and if C list celebrities deserve rights (they do not).Episode 4's comedian of the week is Gabby Lamb! Follow her on all social media at: @gabbyAlamby Follow Harper-Rose: @HarperRoseDFollow Niles: @NILES100Watch and subscribe on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzMtamcdFK1mqgvg6OXGx6maw6VmaPG6I
This week Niles and Harper-Rose discuss their Spotify 2020 wrapped results, our economy amidst the pandemic, child stars of the 2000's, and potential sugar daddy opportunities.Our comedian of the week is Johnny Mac! Follow him everywhere at @johnnymaciswack Follow Harper-Rose on Twitter: @HarperRoseDFollow Niles on Twitter: @NILES100Watch on YouTube as well! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzMtamcdFK1mqgvg6OXGx6maw6VmaPG6I
This week we talk about wild A.M. tweets, drugs, and the time Niles called the police on some white on white violence. Also this episode features our very FIRST comedian of the week, Bianca Cristovao! Follow her everywhere at: @biancacristovaoFollow Harper-Rose on Twitter: @HarperRoseDFollow Niles on Twitter: @NILES100Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQ0S2gSIVgbF4ifS8rrlGvQ?view_as=subscriber
Welcome to the ClownCast! A brand new unhinged podcast from your two favorite clowns Niles Abston & Harper-Rose.This first episode we discuss a Thanksgiving Throuple and some wild hometown stories that come from being raised in the good ol' South.Follow Harper-Rose on Twitter: @HarperRoseDFollow Niles on Twitter: @NILES100You can also on watch on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQ0S2gSIVgbF4ifS8rrlGvQ?view_as=subscriber