The Good, The Bad, and the Guilty

This week the gang lose themselves like the eponymous car of Soraya's pick: Dude, Where's My Car? Topics include the hotness of Richard Gere, VH1's I Love the 80's, and the loosening of various juices.

Surf's up for the Good, Bad, Guilty gang this week when they discuss the Blake Lively starring schlocktacular shark-attack B-movie of your dreams (or nightmares?), the Shallows! Let's just say they get in to some deep water on this one, yeah? See what I did there?

The bang buss' back on to the scene with a breakdown of the big brained beastie bash that is the one, the only, the deepest, the bluest- Deep Blue Sea. Topics include rear ends (as usual), Submechanophobia, and how the underwater air lock looks like the Legendary Pictures logo. We also run down our list of the best apex predators in the biz- and yes, the Predator is one.

This week the gang gets bent like Beckham in their discussion of this bouyant British banger (and mash) coming-of-age classic. Topic's include gunplay at weddings, Gigi Allen, and sibling dynamics, as well as the trio's Top 5 Sports Movies.

This week the gang welcome a special guest, then proceed to trade faces with one another. It's a whole thing.

This week the gang get to know Keanu Reeves... biblically, with the religiously riotous rhapsody that is 2005's comic-book adaptation, Constantine. Topics include Peter Stormare's future as a sensous audiobook reader, Keanu Reeves' non-sexual sex appeal, and a bevy of other brilliantly dumb observations. And remember, this pod is 99% angel.... but 1% devil ;)

This week the gang get quick 'n' dirty for the long-awaited kaiju dust-up Godzilla Vs. Kong.

Comandeer your neighbor's starship and take to the skies with the crew as we discuss everyone's cockroach killin comandante's Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones in their 1997 interstellar copaganda vehicle and Best Picture Winner (then, and every year since) Men In Black.

This week the gang gets ugly... Coyote Ugly. Topics include low-rise pants, Piper Perabo's panty colour scheme, and people who use the Office as a replacement for their non-existant personalities. We also talk about our favourite booze-holes in cinema. So say 'step off!!" to your stage fright, line up a shot (or six), and get wassssttttteeed for our Coyote Ugly love song.

The trio goes triple-XL for this newest treatise on the 2019 watch-on-a-Sunday-afternoon-on-cable-hungover-with-a-bag-of-Spicy-Nacho-Dorito's masterwork- Godzilla: King of the Monsters, just in time for the release of it's titanic/behemoth/pretty large and possibly in-charge sequel, Gozilla Vs. Kong. Find your favourite Volcanic Terror Turkey™ plushie and settle in for a monstrosity of an episode.

The gang are joined this week by the- self-described as 'aggressively bisexual' -rapper and internet satirist Whitey aka Riley McNamara to talk about his favouite guilty pleasure film- the heroically hedonistic tale that is Party Monster! Topics include male genitalia, korean spa's, and (you guessed it) drug use.

This week the trio welcome the wonderful Brenda Song to discuss her guilty pleasure ***dujour*** (see what we did there?), the y2k satirist classic Josie and the Pussycats! Topics include first fictional film crushes, illegal fabrics, and backdoor lovin' off all varieties.

The gang hangs loose and does mad backslide kickflips over Catherine Hardwicke's ode to 70s skaterdom. Topics include Peter Pan syndrome, being sexually attracted to dude's with shaved heads, and a whole host of other hilarious nonsense.

This week the trio travel back in time to when a post-apocalypse didn't include excessive PostMates deliveries and artisanal hand sanitizer- but rather, matching uniforms heavy on glitter and/or leather- in their discussion of Walter Hill's cult classic, the Warriors. Topics include Bazoongas, Sloppers, Milkers, and Marx's various considerations (or lack thereof).

The trio turn in to a triad of February phantasms, go back in time to when Laurence Fishbourne was still just lil' Larry Fish, and jump in to the dreamscape for Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. Topics include Bravo's Work of Art: the Next Great Artist, endless masturbation, Freud vs. Jung vs. Freddy vs. Jason, and much, much more!

This week the gang stumble through a supremely Spagnola selection- the Happy Madison stoner sonata, Strange Wilderness- as well as roll up a spliff and get lifted for their Top 5 Stoner Flicks. So grab your goodest munchies, come burn one and chief with your 420 friendly one-love fam, and get lit, blazed, faded, smacked, ripped, crossed, and dusted off your doobiest of doobies. In laymans terms, smoke whatever you need to in order to get through this episode with us, your TGTBTG fam, bruh. you deserve it.

This week, in a very special episode of the Good, the Bad, and the Guilty- the gang learns a few lessons about the dangers of drugs, texting while driving, and pre-marital sex. That, or they, discuss their top 10 guilty pleasure films of the 2010's! Take your guess as to which.

This week the gang suits up for some silly space-age seiges on big bug-ly baddies in their discussion of the Paul Verhoeven satirical spectacular- Starship Troopers. Topics this week include farting in movie theatres (remember those?), our own filmgoing elitism, and baby books for babies.

*** ATTENTION TGTBTG LISTENERS: DUE TO SOME UNFORSEEN AUDIO ISSUES, THIS EPISODE (IN LIEU OF BEING ANOTHER LOST EP) APPEARS IN A SOMEWHAT TRUNCATED FORM- MEANING THAT THERE ARE NO 'SHAME FREE SELECTIONS OF THE WEEK'. FURTHERMORE, APPROXIMATELY HALF-WAY THROUGH THE SHOW EMMETT'S AUDIO BECOMES SIGNIFICANTLY QUIETER, IN WHAT WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE A RELIEF TO ALL THOSE WITH EARS. THANKS FOR STICKING WITH US!*** After an horrifically long holiday hiatus hiding in their homes- the Good, Bad, Guilty Gang get their giddies going with Gremlins! Topic's include- that dude you know who reads Mein Kampf but, like, not like THAT, Boomer culture, and why Soraya hates Christmas.

Just in time for the horrors of the holiday season comes the gangs dissertation on the video-store cult classic- Santa's Slay! Starring former (current? IDK.) wrestler Bill Goldberg as the eponymous employer of elven labour, hell-bent on harming the residents of Hell Township. Topics include Corky Romano, kill counts, and catholic school cult deprogramming.

After a brief holiday hiatus, the gang is back: They're full of (Scooby) snax, and ready for action. This week, the gang delve in to the Doo-bious 2002 family comedy, Scooby-Doo: The Movie! Topics include Soraya's sorely missed Mystery Inc. sapphic subplot, Sarah's proclivity for Benadryl and Brendan Fraser ( not necessarily in that order), and Emmett's short-term memory issues. ROOBY ROOBY ROOOOOOOOO!!!

This week the gang get gloopy with Sony's adaptation of Marvel's most popular murderous evil alien turned anti-hero/ marketing goldmine, Venom! Topic's include (but are not limited to) Freudian stickiness, loving vaccines, and of course- Eminem's masterwork title track. Brief note- We experience some audio issues (a Pink Floyd-esque echo) partway through the Top 5 section of the podcast, which are resolved relatively quickly. hang tight! Or don't, I don't care. Except that I do. I care so much. I care desperately. Please don't go.

For this week's episode, Sarah and Soraya cheer while Emmett suffers through the 104 minute run-time of Rob Schneider's 2002 opus/nadir, the Hot Chick. Topics include crippling alcoholism, male strippers, and Sarah's life as a CoolTeen™.

This time, the trio gleefully gossip about the grrrl-power Y2k trash-glamour classic- 2000's Charlie's Angels- directed by... McG??? Yeah, we don't that either. Highlights include- Soraya's psychosexual sleep-over games, Sarah's dissertation on gender-role reversal in the "Smack My Bitch Up" video, and Emmett correctly saying that Lucy Liu is hot.

This week the gang discuss Marx, Calvin & Hobbes, and "girl-boss" feminism, in their attempt to analyze 2016's prescient the Purge: Election Year. They also run down their Top 5 Film President's.

For Halloweek, the gang hops back in time to their very first recording- and discusses Devil's Kettle's very own Jennifer's Body. Topic's include Sailor Moon, wet holes, and eye-liner wearing f***boi's.

This week the trio aims for their most offensive episode (so far?) in a recounting of the culturally confrontational classic, Borat!

The trio tackle such light and breezy topics as Freemasonry, Chekov, and the Degrassi icon Manny Santos in their discussion of the John Turtletaub/ Nic Cage meme-factory classic, Disney's National Treasure!