Who Watches the Watch: A Discworld Podcast

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A fun (but highly intellectual) podcast in which four Terry Pratchett fans reread the Watch Discworld books in anticipation of the new BBC America TV adaption, ans have a riotous good time while they're about it.

Who Watches the Watch?


    • May 3, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 42m AVG DURATION
    • 99 EPISODES


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    #29 – Common German L (Monstrous Regiment Pt. 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2024 107:28


    Episode Notes We return from our unannounced hiatus to explore the horrors of war and take down the real enemy: our friends and peers. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #28 – Time Crimes (Wee Free men Pt. 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2024 84:42


    Episode Notes We were all so sick during this recording and therefore aren't liable for anything we admitted to doing as teenagers. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #27 – Not My Daughter (Wee Free Men Pt.2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2023 78:36


    Episode Notes Our brains aren't well. Idk Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #26 – Dilbert Pod (The Wee Free Men Pt. 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2023 103:03


    Episode Notes World's most sincere podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #25 – Anne Hedonia (Night Watch Pt. 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2023 109:44


    Episode Notes The book is good! There are themes and stuff. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #24 – Straight Pride Special (Night Watch Pt. 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2023 80:49


    Episode Notes Have you seen Showgirls? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #23 – Les Vimesrables (Night Watch Pt.1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2023 92:53


    Episode Notes Do YOU remember what happened in The Watch TV show? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #22 – Believe in Yourself (The Amazing Maurice (2022))

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2023 91:29


    Episode Notes Minus 100 stars on letterboxd Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #21 – Vegan Condoms (Amazing Maurice Pt. 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2023 98:59


    Episode Notes Dunno about this one man Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #20 – Das Rathaus (Amazing Maurice Pt. 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2023 104:10


    Episode Notes We're back and we're getting ratty with it. TW this episode includes shameless bullying of poor defenceless host Chaz :( Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #19 – Thomas the Crank Engine (The Last Hero)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2023 88:59


    Episode Notes This one got away from us a little Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #18 – We're the Clock Destroyers (Thief of Time Pt. 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2023 110:53


    Episode Notes Happy Hogswatch/New Year/End of January!! Join us as we discuss the end of Thief of Time and sadpost about 2022. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #17 – Podcast Flavour Crisps (Thief of Time Pt. 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2023 113:54


    Episode Notes Happy Halloween I guess!! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #16 – Ballgasm Autumn (Thief of Time Pt.1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2022 106:49


    Episode Notes We hope you have a good TIME listening to this podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #15 – We Can't Handle 'The Truth' (The Truth Pt. 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2022 95:35


    Episode Notes How are you doing? We're a bit concerned about the news. Jeff Newsroom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwt-7noTzZ4&list=PLN-7QKvKot_aRyEkT3crkHhnr8MKpjn97&index=5 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #14 – Deep Bone (The Truth Pt. 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2022


    Episode Notes Let's talk about journalism, which we are normal about. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #13 – Crabs in my Slop Bucket (The Truth Pt. 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 93:55


    Episode Notes We delivered the news. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #12 – Mein Shaft (Fifth Elephant Pt.3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022 100:49


    Episode Notes There's knotting wrong with us. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #11 – Morbius the Piss Vampire (Fifth Elephant Pt.2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 115:10


    Episode Notes IDK man maybe skip this one Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #10 – Kids on Their Damn Clacks (The Fifth Elephant Pt. 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2022 112:32


    Episode Notes We're back for not the 1st, 2nd, 3rd of 4th elephants... but the 5th one. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #9 – Enter the Dialectics Swamp (Carpe Jugulum Pt. 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2022 101:36


    Episode Notes Are you interested in the nussy? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #8 – She Suck on My Mommy 'til I Milker (Carpe Jugulum Pt. 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2022 103:34


    Episode Notes This episode has it all folks! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #7 – Wii Fit Trainer Pygmalion (Carpe Jugulum Pt. 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2022 112:20


    Episode Notes Phew-ee, it's been a while but we're back- forthright, analytical, sharp. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #6 – Just how HIGH do you even need to BE to Do something like that (The Last Continent Pt. 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2022 106:31


    Episode Notes This book is CRAZy, man!!! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #5 – The Last Incontinent (The Last Continent Pt. 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 116:12


    Episode Notes If you were trapped on a desert island which wwtw host would you want to fuck Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #4 – Breastfed by Kangaroo Jack (The Last Continent Pt. 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 90:55


    Episode Notes Australia, officially the Commonwealth of Australia, is a sovereign country comprising the mainland of the Australian continent, the island of Tasmania, and numerous smaller islands.[13] It is the largest country by area in Oceania and the world's sixth-largest country. Australia's population of nearly 26 million,[7] in an area of 7,617,930 square kilometres (2,941,300 sq mi),[14] is highly urbanised and heavily concentrated on the eastern seaboard.[15] Canberra is the nation's capital, while the largest city is Sydney, and other major metropolitan areas include Melbourne, Brisbane, Perth, and Adelaide. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #3 – Who Matches the Matchmakers: A Dating Podcast (Jingo Pt. 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 111:35


    In his infinite wisdom, Terry blesses us with Nobby's Gender Fluids. We like it. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #2 – Non Fungible Jokin' (Jingo! Pt. 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2021 125:30


    Episode Notes Let's talk about anything other than the book Jingo! by Terrance Pratchett Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #1 – Panic! at the Jingo (Jingo Pt. 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2021 117:22


    Welcome to our season 4 premiere! We are all wearing clown makeup in real life (you had to be there) as we discuss a book that we were very worried about but is actually pretty good! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    UNLOCKED: Musical Chairs: Dear Evan Hansen

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2021 85:31


    Welcome to the first episode of our Patreon series about bad movie musicals! In this one we talk about the atrocity that is 2021's Dear Evan Hansen. This is an unlocked Patreon episode. For the foreseeable future we're going to be posting episodes of WWTW every other week, with bonus episodes (including new chapters of Darkspell) dropping on our Patreon every other week. Subscribe here: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #24 – Die Künstliche (Hogfather TV Movie, 2006)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2021 109:20


    Episode Notes Let's all get christmassy with our comprehensive Hogfather review episode Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #23 – More! Cowbell! (Hogfather Pt. 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 114:40


    Two of our hosts have watched Cinderella (2021 movie) and we are here to tell you all about it! Plus: our favourite SNL moments! Our biggest childhood fears! And of course, a discussion of the final third of Hogfather. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp

    #22 – Hog Father Summer (Hogfather Pt. 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 98:37


    Episode Notes We're back and it's still Hogmas Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp Support Who Watches the Watch: A Discworld Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/who-watches-the-watch This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    #21 – Touch Hog (Hogfather Pt 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2021 120:02


    Episode Notes Robyn's back, and so are bits baby!!!! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp Support Who Watches the Watch: A Discworld Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/who-watches-the-watch This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    #20 – Comrade Vimes (Feet of Clay Pt. 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 113:25


    Episode Notes Have you heard of Harry Styles that guy is like 15 years old Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp Support Who Watches the Watch: A Discworld Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/who-watches-the-watch This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    #19 – Please Warn Your Kids About Podcasting (Feet of Clay Pt. 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021


    Episode Notes Content Warning for last third of episode: discussion of Terfs, British Columnists. What if Terry Pratchett wrote a Ken Loach section? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp Support Who Watches the Watch: A Discworld Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/who-watches-the-watch This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    #18 – Hashtag VimesInari Real (Feet of Clay Pt. 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 104:10


    Episode Notes Just Chaz and Janos this week, taking you on a chill journey through Discworld's newest poisoning crisis. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp Support Who Watches the Watch: A Discworld Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/who-watches-the-watch This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    #17 – Too Damn Hot (Maskerade Pt. 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 107:31


    Episode Notes Wow, what a great book, I'm so glad opera is over as an art form finally Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp Support Who Watches the Watch: A Discworld Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/who-watches-the-watch This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    #16 – MID!! BOOK!!! MADNESS!!!!! (Maskerade Pt. 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021 116:55


    Episode Notes Remember how last week week talked about theatre and opera and stuff? We don't do that this week. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp Support Who Watches the Watch: A Discworld Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/who-watches-the-watch This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    #15 – To Be Honest About Wagner (Maskerade Pt. 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 111:36


    Episode Notes Terry's our friend again :) Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp Support Who Watches the Watch: A Discworld Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/who-watches-the-watch This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    #14 – Book Burning IS Cool (Interesting Times Pt 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2021 108:51


    Episode Notes It's over! We've been freed from Terry's twisted labyrinth Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp Support Who Watches the Watch: A Discworld Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/who-watches-the-watch This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    #13 – Wizzard DESTROYS Commies with Facts and Logic (Interesting Times Pt. 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2021 111:11


    Episode Notes Terry you're posting cringe, you are going to lose subscriber Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp Support Who Watches the Watch: A Discworld Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/who-watches-the-watch This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    #12 – Woke Leftists CANCEL funny China (Interesting Times Pt. 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2021 90:15


    Episode Notes it's like the bit on the rollercoaster where you're going up but you can see the drop on the horizon Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp Support Who Watches the Watch: A Discworld Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/who-watches-the-watch This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    #11 – Funny episode, with a twist (Soul Music TV Adaption)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2021 113:07


    Episode Notes This is a funny episode, also there is a twist in it. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp Support Who Watches the Watch: A Discworld Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/who-watches-the-watch This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    #10 – You Gotta Have Hole (Soul Music Pt. 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2021 114:53


    Episode Notes This book had a plot, probably. I hope you like music references. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp Support Who Watches the Watch: A Discworld Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/who-watches-the-watch This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    #9 – christianity.com (Soul Music Pt. 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 102:43


    Episode Notes We carry on our journey into Soul Music, a deeply complex book about making music puns. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp Support Who Watches the Watch: A Discworld Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/who-watches-the-watch This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    #8 – PostCast (Soul Music Pt. 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 126:02


    Episode Notes It's been one year and 50 episodes. In honour of that, we made our worst episode ever. https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp Support Who Watches the Watch: A Discworld Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/who-watches-the-watch This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    #7 – Men at Arm EXPLAINED (no, really) (Men at Arms Pt. 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 122:47


    Episode Notes We finish off our Men at Arms episodes by talking about Terry's politics, copaganda, and whether Carrot is the Christian god. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp Support Who Watches the Watch: A Discworld Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/who-watches-the-watch This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    #6 – Podcasting Equivalent of Truck Nuts (Men at Arms Pt. 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 111:10


    Episode Notes Sorry about the wait! We're the same people, sorry about that too. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp Support Who Watches the Watch: A Discworld Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/who-watches-the-watch This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    #5 – For the Love of Rug (Men at Arms Pt. 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 95:22


    Episode Notes We read Men at Arms and introduce our worst bit yet! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp Support Who Watches the Watch: A Discworld Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/who-watches-the-watch This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    #4 – Who Watches 'The Watch' (2012)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 117:06


    Episode Notes This week we watch and review the Discworld adaption no-one ever talks about- 'The Watch' (2012). It's not very good! Terry kinda missed with this one. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whowatchesthewatch Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rZzbbQp Support Who Watches the Watch: A Discworld Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/who-watches-the-watch This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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