Are You Scared of These Stories?

Jenkins anxiously waits for his mom and Step Dad…er…Step Terry…Terry to return from an extended Christmas shopping trip. When Terry finally returns to change lightbulbs on the roof, Jenkins accidentally spooks him causing him to fall off the roof and hurt his neck. Now, Terry desperately needs his rest to heal. Hibbs and Owens quietly try to figure out what happened to Terry without waking him up, but is it really Terry? And what happened to Jenkins' mom? The truth is more terrifying than you could ever imagine. Special Guest appearances by Santa Claus, Periwinkle the Elf, Turquoise the Elf, Snow Meiser, Heat Meiser, Yukon Jack, and the Yeti. Credit to "Ikson - Christmas song" for backing music to Jenkins Christmas song. aysots.com Patreon: https://bit.ly/3H288sO www.teespring.com/store/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

It takes a lot of work aka murder, to maintain the #1 spot on the charts. Learn the dark truth of how the Hanson family asserted their musical dominance.

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In the fourth action packed installment of the Mark Mallowcup saga, our hero is strapped to a rocket by inter dimensional Michio Kaku’s and blasted to the moon to fight a horde of sentient Gatorade machines. As he fights his way through the Gatorade machines, he discovers a baby Gatorade machine and will have to decide to destroy it or adopt it as his own. A Raw Tape is a scary story tape fresh from the talk boy that hasn't been processed for paranormal activity (its a recording of a live scary storytelling performance by the founding members of the scary storytellers society. Gather by the fire and listen to AYSOTS in the raw if you dare!) Watch the next Raw Tapes recording live on Twitch! Link below. https://linktr.ee/aysots

Rebecca Richards from WBBY News digs deep to find out what is a raw tape. https://linktr.ee/aysots

Jenkins and Owens’ nog sloggin Xmas celebrations are turned into the nightmare before Christmas Eve Eve, when a mad man straps bombs to their necks threatening to kill them if they don’t destroy Christmas. Is the mad bomber Hibbs just trying to spook the baby boys? Is it a vengeful enemy from the past? Or is it a man lost in time, who’s been psychologically tormented into pretending to be a subservient Man-Elf? All will be revealed at three past midnight mountain time! Prepare yourselves for a bombastic Scaremas Special that will blow your head right off of your shoulders! Special Guests: Santa Claus, JawRule the Reindeer, and Sinbad Support the Scary Story Boys through Patreon: bit.ly/2A9meLH www.aysots.com www.twitch.tv/AYSOTS www.teespring.com/store/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

The xum revolution has already been written in the code within the stars! The final upload is upon us! Are you prepared for what’s to xum? Like sh*t down the throat, the Y2K virus chokes the life out of the Netrix universe destroying the digital realities around the Scary Storyteller Boys as they desperately try to get back to the real world...but did the real world even exist in the first place, or is it all just one long, humiliating, wet dream created by horny robots? Prepare yourselves for the mind-melting “xumtastic” conclusion to the unnecessary Netrix trilogy, where humanity’s true purpose for being enslaved inside the Netrix is revealed, a revelation that links the fate of “the one” with the fate of the Netrix as it rests on the brink of total destruction. Special Guests: Larry Fish, Joey Pantelone, and Bill Gaits aka “The Fat Cat Billy G” Support the Scary Story Boys through Patreon: bit.ly/2A9meLH www.aysots.com www.twitch.tv/AYSOTS www.teespring.com/store/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

It's a simple procedure. That's why there are 2 parts to this commercial. Excerpt of EP. 45 - Y2K: Netrix Reloaded www.aysots.com

In this tape submitted by Jon Grilz, creator of the Creepy Podcast, documents another hopeless attempt to find any sign of the poor scary story boys. Spoiler alert...they're dead. Always have been and always will be. Although Jon has never found the boys, he's honored their memory countless times. Make sure to check out Jon's show, Creepy Podcast. He's releasing a new episode every day of the month of October. creepypod.com

When you need the best in audiology, go to the professionals that crawl deep into your ear. Pulled from EP. 44 - Y2K: Enter the Netrix Support the Scary Story Boys through Patreon: bit.ly/2A9meLH www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/store/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

It’s time to digital surf and ride the digits with the scary story boys into the deepest, darkest depths of the Netrix in part 2 of this xumtastic trilogy. Lost within the Netrix, Owens and Hibbs have to Tango and Cash their way through Kazaam slime monsters, filthy anti-virus agents, and scour the seedly underworld of the Yahoo user chats to find their beloved Jenkins. The closer they get to finding Jenkins the closer they get to discovering the horror of what lies beyond the Netrix and the true fate of “the one.” Support the Scary Story Boys through Patreon: bit.ly/2A9meLH www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/store/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

As the baby boys shift into the early oughts, the Y2K computer virus has ravaged the world and infected Jenkins sucking him into the cyber world of The Net. To save Jenkins and the world, Owens and Hibbs have to dive into the deepest and most depraved realms of the internet to find Jenkins and prevent the Y2K virus from digitizing all of humanity and, more importantly, the destruction of the scary story archives! Support the Scary Story Boys through Patreon: bit.ly/2A9meLH www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/store/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

Forget the OJ Simpson trial! This is the biggest and boldest courtroom battle of the 90s! The Scary Storyteller Boys rail against the ghoulish wrath of the Tennamens family in a legal drama that spans multiple TV courtrooms. The Scary Storytellers Society is in jeopardy of being permanently shut down when the Tennamens’ Coffee Corporation sues Hibbs for hundreds of millions of dollars. Hibbs’ potential countersuit against the Tennamens could make him rich beyond his wildest dreams, which forces Jenkins and Owens to ally with him in order to gain his trust and steal his legal winnings. No judge can contain the bloodshed or the carnage of Tennamens v Hibbs! Support the Scary Story Boys through Patreon: https://bit.ly/2A9meLH www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/store/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

The Scary Story Boys are now on Patreon! Click here to become a member of the Scary Storyteller Society: https://www.patreon.com/areyouscaredo... Listen to the podcast at: https://apple.co/3abweQX or wherever you listen to podcasts. www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

A clip from EP. 35 - "How the World was Saved by a Man on the Bus Named Squatter". Listen to the full episode here: https://tinyurl.com/ww2caas www.aysots.com Youtube: tinyurl.com/u8jftqv www.teespring.com/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

Happy Easter! In this clip from EP. 39, Gary Scary reminds us of the reason for the season with his various egg dumps and eventual cape crucifixion of Hibbs. Listen to the full episode here: https://tinyurl.com/rhyvd8t www.aysots.com Youtube: tinyurl.com/u8jftqv www.teespring.com/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

Powerade brings the power to the people with this man on the street interview. Powerade is asking the people, "When Did You First Drink Powerade?" www.aysots.com Youtube: https://tinyurl.com/u8jftqv www.teespring.com/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

A Sara Lee sponsored instructional song, teaching customers how to properly bake their Sara Lee apple pie. Buy the track here: https://tinyurl.com/upy8rx3 Listen to the Are You Scared of These Stories? Podcast on your preferred podcast provider. www.aysots.com

A Tombstone Pizza sponsored instructional song, teaching customers how to properly cook their Tombstone pizza. Buy the track here: https://tinyurl.com/u3uct9d Listen to the Are You Scared of These Stories? Podcast on your preferred podcast provider. www.aysots.com

Hibbs and Owens have to endure Jenkins’ almond milk sponsored one-man play about M. Night Shyamalan’s 2002 film, Signs. Will Hibbs kill Jenkins by the end of the play? Is there more to this play than a baby boy retelling the movie Signs? Who’s really pulling the strings behind the scenes, and what the hell is almond milk anyway? www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/store/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4 Background Suspense Music - Suspenseful & Dramatic Film Soundtracks "ANTICIPATION" Royalty free music from https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Reminisce about the good old days. Never forget about the Shack www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/store/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

This Scaremas, Hibbs and Jenkins crash the Owens’ family Christmas party to warn everyone of a possible plague coming from the North Pole. This episode is dedicated to and in loving memory of Ken Bufko “The Jersey Boy". Number 6 on the field, but number 1 on the field of dreams in our hearts. www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/store/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

When Owens goes missing, Hibbs and Jenkins have to team up to unravel the mystery of Owens's disappearance and it’s connection to a strange cabal based in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Can Hibbs and Jenkins get past their differences to find their precious baby boy Owens? Will all the furniture in Grand Rapids, Michigan be thrown in the river? Listen and find out if you dare! www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

To bring the Scary Story Boys back to their roots, Hibbs enlists the help of Scary Gary the Grand Wizard of the Scary Storytellers Society to judge the boys on the spookiness of their scary stories. www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

The boys have been busy this summer... aysots.com

As part of his grassroots campaign for city council, Greg Norman the Orman speaks with his fellow ormans at the scary story campsite to promote his plan to improve the city’s infrastructure. www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

The true story of Homer...er...Sandy White, a coal miner's son who was inspired to take up rocketry against his father's wishes after coming face to face with the West Virginia legend, the Mothman. www.aysots.com

EP. 37 Promo by Are You Scared of These Stories?

A classic Christmas song www.aysots.com

The spirit of a little drummer boy, who may or may not be a Beatles impersonator, takes Hibbs to the Christmas past, present and future to show him how his lack of Christmas spirit could destroy the scary story society once and for all. Special Guest Cameo: Santa Claus www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

Now you can dress in denim, from lip to toe thanks to Snuff Denim, brought to by our friends at Scholle. Thanks for supporting Are You Scared of These Stories?

We want to say thanks to our sponsor, Harry's Honey Bees. Good luck with your bee preservation efforts.

The Scary Story Boys investigate the horrors of public transportation and the exploits of a man called Squatter by riding along with Owens on his daily bus route. www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

Soon.... 11/22/18

Thanks to Trishtan Sphank for sponsoring the recent episode of Are You Scared of These Stories? Good Luck with your video editing workshop. www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

After a long debate, the members of the scary storytellers society explore an old cabin in the woods once belonging to three evil witches from the 1600’s known as the Anderson sisters. They accidently light a magical candle that brings the Anderson sisters back to life. It’s just like the movie Hocus Pocus only the scary story boys find out the “hard” way that these witches want to suck out more than just their souls. www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

After three long years, the scary storyteller boys come together to save the scary story tapes and their campsite from being destroyed by the owner of Hook Realty. Special guest appearance by Lil Byte of Lil Byte's Muffins Corp. www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/aysots Facebook: http://bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: http://bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: http://bit.ly/2zEshC4

Hibbs responds to the Tennamen's Coffee Corporation lawsuit from the public library.

Dan Lives: Deconstructing Roseanne Ep. 1 Roseanne revolutionized television sitcoms in the 90s. Over the course of 9 seasons, Roseanne built a complex universe of characters and plot arcs that indirectly influenced such major franchise hits like Marvel’s Avengers and George Lucas’s Star Wars Episodes 1 - 3. To honor that boldness and originality, episode 1 of Deconstructing Roseanne breaks down Roseanne basics before diving into the new worlds being constructed by Roseanne, and how the return of Dan Conner signifies a new legendary era in the Roseanne canon. www.aysots.com facebook.com/aysots twitter.com/aysots instagram.com/aysots

Absolute power corrupts absolutely in this sexual and violent avant-garde retelling of The Prince and the Pauper. In this bold and daring reimagining of the Mark Twain and Disney classic, the Scary Storytellers weave an intricate plot filled with thrilling twists and turns as a poor, simple minded country rat goes mad with power after trading places with a rich city rat with delicate features who’s looking to escape the stresses of urban life. www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/aysots Twitter: https://bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: https://bit.ly/2EcW3Qv Facebook: https://bit.ly/2GrPeAP

There’s only one thing in life better than getting spooked deep down in your pants and that’s getting sauced out of your sauce-loving mind on the freshest of marinara and Alfredo sauces. Get a jar of thick sauce, and start suckin it down right along with The Scary Storytellers as they brave the sauce storm and ride the waves of sauce right into the dawn of a sauce-pocalypse with special guest Man Corvetti of the hit Chow Channel reality show Restaurants Grills and Thrills. www.aysots.com Facebook: http://bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: http://bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: http://bit.ly/2zEshC4

Merry Cryptmas guys and ghouls! It’s the 3rd annual AYSOTS Scaremas! As Russia invades the United States, the members of the Scary Storytellers Society pass the time by telling each other spooky Christmas stories about spiders, time travelers, and clip shows. Special Guest: Santa Claus and his tactical reindeer assault unit. www.aysots.com facebook.com/areyouscaredofthesestories instagram: AYSOTS twitter: @aysots

The Scary Storytellers face the wrath of Zatarains Baby Kane, an inter-dimensional creature that will do whatever it takes to turn one of the scary storytellers into a dark crystal. To fight Zatarains, one member of the scary storytellers society reluctantly enlists the help of a time-traveling vaudevillian that's summoned by a Casio keyboard. www.aysots.com Twitter: @aysots instagram: aysots areyouscaredinfo@gmail.com

The Scary Storytellers try to win the grand prize on America's Funniest Home Videos only to discover that Bob Saget uses AFV as a front for his snuff video ring involving Hollywood's 90's sitcom dad elite. www.aysots.com Twitter: @aysots instagram: aysots soundcloud.com/areyouscaredofthesestories

Buh Ligh Lihme is the taste of the summer

The Scary Storytellers hear a terrifying story about a mad man named Dr. Jeff Blaze who is so obsessed with burning people alive that he's turned his house into a fucking oven. aysots.com twitter: @aysots instagram: AYSOTS

In episode 26, the Scary Storytellers are mauled to death by bears. aysots.com twitter: @aysots instagram: AYSOTS itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/…/are-you-scared-the…/id1059640032…

Calculator salesman Mark Mallowcup is turned into a cyborg by Japanese physicist Michio Kaku before teleporting through time and space to the soon-to-be Lost Colony of Roanoke in the year 1588 AD. The only thing standing between the Colony of Roanoke and the army of sentient, blood-thirsty Gatorade Machines hell-bent on its destruction, is a half man, half calculator with a score to settle.

For the most heinous of prank phone call offenses, criminals against the American way of life who commit these phone related acts of terror are sent to a black site used by the F.C.C.'s Special Anti-Prank Phone Call Enforcement Squad (S.A.P.P.C.E.S.) located beneath sunny Guantanamo Bay, Cuba where officers acting on behalf of the United States government enact brutal corporal and psychological punishment. The Scary Storytellers prank a fellow member who turns them into S.A.P.P.C.E.S. and all three are sent to this secret underground military detention center/torture camp where they're subjected to water boarding and relentless depants-ing all while forced to listen to David Lee Roth. Special Guest: Nazi scientist and human torture enthusiast Dr. Death.

Joan Osborne's immortal classic "What if God Was One of Us?" was probably written about a homeless man named Roofus who loves to eat beans, party with malt liquor and crap his pants. Unfortunately for the members of the scary storytellers society, the almighty Roofus has staked claim to their campfire spot and will fight off anybody who tries to "blow up his spot" with his trusty cursed knife.