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Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?

Bob Mortimer & Andy Dawson


    • Jun 3, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 38m AVG DURATION
    • 221 EPISODES

    4.8 from 250 ratings Listeners of Athletico Mince that love the show mention: mortimer, mince, bastard, brilliance, bob, andy, laugh out loud, comedy, unique, funny, thanks, listening, athletico.


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    The Athletico Mince podcast is undeniably one of the funniest podcasts out there. From start to finish, it had me in stitches and brought tears of laughter to my eyes. Hosted by the comedic duo Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson, this podcast offers a brilliantly crafted and mostly-scripted comedy experience that keeps listeners coming back for more. In just two months of listening, I have become a devoted fan and look forward to tuning in every day.

    One of the best aspects of The Athletico Mince podcast is the incredible chemistry between Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson. They bounce off each other effortlessly, with Bob's genius humor shining through as Andy sets him up perfectly for hilarious punchlines. Their banter is exceptional, making for a truly enjoyable listening experience. Additionally, the show features great characters, such as Peter Beardsley and Mick McCarthy, who never fail to deliver side-splitting moments.

    However, there is one drawback that some listeners may encounter when downloading episodes. It seems that occasionally some episodes don't play properly after being downloaded. While this can be frustrating, it's important to note that technical glitches happen from time to time with any podcast or media platform.

    In conclusion, The Athletico Mince podcast is an absolute gem for anyone seeking a dose of laughter in their day-to-day life. Bob Mortimer's comedic genius combined with Andy Dawson's wit creates a show that consistently delivers hilarious content. Despite occasional technical issues with episode playback, its positive aspects far outweigh any minor inconveniences. I highly recommend this podcast to comedy enthusiasts who appreciate cleverly written and incredibly funny content. Don't wait too long to subscribe and leave a 5-star review - you won't regret it!



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    Latest episodes from Athletico Mince

    Boiled Parsnips 48: Ladder Parties

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2025 29:19


    Musical fun, shunned topics, a new quiz, Peter encounters Martin, soccer secrecy, and nursery rhymes. (Originally released via Club Parsnips in October 2024) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Geordie Heat Collection Vol. 3

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2025 43:47


    A dollop of Tyne-based crime reality from between July and November of 2022 (First released to Club Parsnips members in July 2024) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 47: Norwegian Tasting

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2025 31:24


    Safety, memory renewal, a quiz, Gangs of the EPL, a door, Ding Dong, and access aggravation. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 5/10/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The McClaren Collection Vol. 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2025 44:46


    Steve and Casper's antics and adventures (and singing) from episode 85 to 116.(Previously issued via Club Parsnips on Patreon and Apple Subscriptions in Feb 2024) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 46 And A Half: Cool Petrol Guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 29:40


    Parsnippers questions, quizzing, singing, that sort of thing. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 17/9/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Beardsley Collection Vol. 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2025 45:55


    From episodes 103-113, including Carol's new beau, Peter listening to Talksport, and much more…(Originally released to Club Parsnips members on 31/10/23) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 45: Japanese Street Food Van

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2025 32:14


    A lanky song, catchphrases, Crime Files, Littlepodding, a quiz, Mick goes shopping and more format theft.(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/9/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Cheese Breakthrough

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2025 30:32


    Dairy subscriptions, more moving stress, child vehicle woe, Dynasty, unwelcome feedback, and lions.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 44: Fish Truthers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2025 30:09


    Safety, snake vaping, a distance quiz, a door, and a hot tub dreamer.(Originally released to Club Parsnips members in July 2024)Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 43: Bone On Bone

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2024 38:55


    A safety rap battle, Lawro commentates, Martin visits Neil, Harry's England gang, and a Slaughters trip.(Released via Club Parsnips in June 2024) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Littlewood Collection Vol. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2024 33:13


    Please enjoy the progress and growth of Dom Littlewood from his appearances up to and including episode 113. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 42: Business Monkey

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2024 37:57


    Safety with Mickey Nixon, soccer secrecy, Steve and Mark drink liquids, countryside bother, and fighting with Peter. (Rec: 28/5/24 - full version available in Club Parsnips archive)Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince - extra episodes, studio footage, animation, all sorts of extra stuff Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Homeowner Collection Vol. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2024 29:24


    (Updated version with bits that were originally missing)Here's the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 68 to 88… ciao bella! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Homeowner Collection Vol. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2024 36:58


    (Updated version with bits that were originally missing)He's not Train Guy… or is he? Judge for yourself – here's the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 41 to 66… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Martin Collection Vol. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2024 30:49


    Another round-up of recorded content from M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer from the time period of February 2020 to April 2022. It's a little bit unusual but you'll like it(Previously released to Club Parsnips members in July 2023) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 41: No No No No No

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2024 39:22


    Fish and chips, safety, a Beardsley barbecue, door opening, questions, Talksport, and a showbiz centre opportunity.(Rec: 29/11/2023) Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Geordie Heat Collection Vol. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2024 43:30


    A compilation of incidents of crime on the Tyne from between December 2021 and June 2022. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 40: Safety First

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2024 35:37


    A new rapper, a job interview, a McClaren podcast, TV tennis, Geordie Heat, a row in Edinburgh, Lawro's cheeses, and an air fryer rival. (Released via Club Parsnips in August 2023) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Slaughters Collection Vol. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2024 30:09


    A compilation of Bob's visits to spy on Adrian Lewis at the Slaughters restaurant from Parsnips 5 to Mince 109. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Beardsley Joke Collection Vol. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2024 12:53


    Short but sweet, it's another selection from Peter's joke book, from episodes 82 to 113… dog dirt. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep. 124 - No Fighting

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2024 44:37


    Young England lads on the town, Talksport, Dom, Roy, Geordie Heat, and much more…(63-min extended version available via Club Parsnips - search Athletico Mince on Patreon and Apple Subscriptions) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 39: What Are Machines?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2024 34:26


    Kings Cross, foil, Harry's barbecue, sleep, party foods, zombies, and more. (Released via Club Parsnips in April 2023) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 38: Sound Effects Extravaganza

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2024 36:01


    Crisps, writing on hearts, Hunt vs Sugar, egg escape, a Pearson/McCarthy coffee shop trip, and much more. (Full version released 31/3/23) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The McCarthy Collection Vol. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2024 22:02


    A collection of Mick's visits to the studio from episode 57 to 110. (Originally released via Club Parsnips) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 37: Crawling Under A Horse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2024 44:41


    Historical fear, Harry's Farm, skip talk, a door, Eddie and Amanda Baby visit the Beardsleys, and Dom pods. (Full version released 28/2/23) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The White Harts Collection Vol. 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2023 44:38


    A compilation of the antics of Harry Kane and his pals from episode 68 to 93. (Originally released via Club Parsnips) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 36: Mr Sting's Unexploded Bomb

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2023 33:46


    Fancy trousers, hose connectors, a happy song, a Rubik's cube, custard, and so much more. (Rec: 30/1/23) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Dyche Collection Vol. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2023 20:53


    A compilation of Sean Dyche's motivational WAVs from episode 106 until September 2022. (Originally released via Club Parsnips) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 35: Fingers Of Richmond

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2023 39:53


    Doctor tactics, slipper chat, ray gun repair, a Dyche WAV, regal scatter cushions, Peter's 2022 Christmas message, and more. (Rec: 20/12/22)Explore the entire Club Parsnips archive free for 7 days at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Crime Files Collection Vol. 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2023 40:41


    Here's a compilation of some Crime Files stories, from episodes 105 to 117. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... (Released 30/7/22)Join Club Parsnips on Patreon for the complete Mince experience with exclusive bonus episodes and video content https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 34: Wheat Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2023 43:11


    Football, aftershave, driveways, telly, cream, Tyne crime, Dom, the EFT gang, and soap. (Rec: 29/11/22)Enter Club Parsnips with a 7-day free trial at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Beardsley Collection Vol. 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2023 58:04


    From episodes 91-103, Peter and Carol receive a visitor, we learn about their wedding day, legal issues, a shopping trip and more… (first issued to Club Parsnips members in May 2022) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 33: Norwegian Jumper Hunt

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2023 41:45


    A country music remix, a lunch club update, a showbiz centre visit, resin bonded driveways, air frying, gut health, and nonsense pottery. (Rec: 27/10/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 32: Goodbye Fun Conifer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2023 36:26


    Categorised items, Peter's van, anti-woke Lawro, test drives, Geordie Heat, telly pitches, and more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Talksport Collection Vol. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2023 33:15


    A compilation of tapes, mp3s and WAVs acquired by Bob between August 2019 and August 2021. (Rec: 21/3/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 31: Buttered Crackers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2023 38:52


    A stamping duck, a scary camping trip, Geordie Heat, a Littlepod, a listen to Talksport, and much more. (Rec: 30/8/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Geordie Heat Collection Vol. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2023 51:25


    A compilation of episodes featuring crime on the Tyne… (first released to Club Parsnips members in Feb 2022) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Hodgson Collection Vol. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2023 30:10


    To celebrate his return to management, here's a round-up of Roy's appearances from Mince 86 all the way to Parsnips 19. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 30: Amanda Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2023 32:11


    Fresh blood for Geordie Heat, pre-season Lawro, a distance quiz, hot Scholes, Steve and Casper at home, and a Milky call. (Rec: 20/7/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep. 123 - Gateshead Revolution

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2023 42:12


    An emotional hotel, machine talk, Mr Sting's Alexa problem, treadmill friction, Cliff's croissants, and some Littlepodding. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Homeowner Collection Vol. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2023 25:13


    Here's the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 42 to 68… ciao bella! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep 122 - New Ray Gun

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2023 44:33


    Plasterboard fixings, Crime Files, Roy returns, Martin visits a mouse, a showbiz centre call, the shipping forecast, and a Scottish Tale. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 29: Make Time For Lemon Curd

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2023 37:56


    Country music, run flat tyres, Lord Bamford, Lawro at Wimbledon, the BMLC, and Martin visits Roy. (Rec: 28/6/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 28: Great Big Super Onions

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2023 37:55


    A country song, some nonsense pottery, a call to the showbiz centre, Lawro commentates, and Mr Sting visits the Beardsleys. (Rec: 31/5/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The White Harts Collection Vol. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2023 70:28


    A compilation of Bob's reports on the Spurs gang's activities from episodes 50 to 64. (Rel: 19/10/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 27: Dyche's Farewell

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2023 40:22


    Bob plays his cards right, topical comedy, a new Geordie Heat boss, Adrian joins in the ASMR, Martin visits Steve, and a snooker visit. (Rec: 30/4/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Observational Comedy Collection Vol. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2023 47:57


    Some high quality observing and remembering from episodes 15-31. (Rec: 31/8/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Martin Collection Vol. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2023 35:38


    Here's a compilation of appearances by M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer, from episodes 81 to 94. (Rec: 24/6/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 26: Flat Hand!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 38:17


    A tale from the island, Eddie visits Peter, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns, waiter ASMR, and Martin calls on Mr Sting. (Rec: 31/3/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 25: Over To Stockley Park

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2022 34:48


    Mark Hughes updates the BMLC, a farming quiz, Lawro in Venezuela, Howe visits Hunt, and Dom's fog egg. (Rec: 28/2/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boiled Parsnips 24: Chance In A Million

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2022 36:47


    A tip upgrade, Geordie Heat, Martin's new sidekick, waiter ASMR, and some unidents. (Rec: 28/1/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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