BaKChat

This week, B & K keep it short and sweet for episode 2 of Season 3. Fake Sponsors include Pulp Fiction (the Vancouver bookstore!) and the book “The First 40 Days” by Heng Ou. The pair discuss a range of topics including what Jesus would think of his representation today, vacuum sealing babies in the … Continue reading "S3 “Belinda, if You're Listening…Please Reach Out!”"

BaKChat’s Season 3 premiere episode reveals some BIG life changes for both Krista and Bryan that have the future of recording BaKChat in an unpredictable state! Fake sponsors include Evo and Tushy (we all need a Tushy…like, trust us, we do!!!). Krista’s not the only one with pregnancy-related updates to share this week; tune in … Continue reading "S3 “What was the Pubic Hair Trend of the 80s?”"

Welcome to SEXPISODE 34+35 aka the Season 2 finale of BaKChat! Joined by BaKChat University tenured and accredited sexologist, Vanessa! Vanessa’s second time on the show did not disappoint as the trio revisited their original test results from 2 years ago on www.bdsmtest.org and compared them to their latest results. Topics range from covid relationships, sex parties, non-monogamy, … Continue reading "S2 Finale “I’m Totally Gay For Dicks!”"

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista pull out their monocles and twirl their moustaches to analyze the Free Britney Movement as professional, fully certified, BakChat-accredited legalologists. After watching the NYT documentary, ‘Framing Britney Spears’, the pair spare no words in their critique of the Hollywood-hungry society that has lead to us to … Continue reading "S2 “Enough of this Rectal Talk, Let’s Talk About Britney!”"

Today, Bryan and Krista are joined by the wonderful and INCREDIBLY entertaining, Astrologer extraordinaire, Chad!! In this special episode, Chad shares with us the ancient language of astrology and all the life experiences that inspired him to pursue it. The trio dive into the conversation starting with the generations currently alive on planet Earth, the signs that … Continue reading "S2 “Chicken Blood Is In Retrograde”"

On this episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista both have some skin tips to share from Skoah and SkinFix/Sephora during Fake Sponsors. Bryan’s baby prediction streak meets its match in a Preggo Update, and both Bryan and Krista CRY for the first time on air in a heartwarming story about a certain type of bug. … Continue reading "S2 “That’s Not the Mandela Effect, That’s Amnesia”"

Happy New Year BaKChatters! On this episode the curious duo find themselves exploring topics varying from nutrition to seduction. Fake Sponsors include Pasture to Plate, Braggs Apple Cider Vinegar and Vancouver’s Gastown location of Local! The pair go rogue to discuss alien and matrix theories for 2021 and cap it off with a celestial journey … Continue reading "S2 “I Don’t Think That Prostate Exam Was Accredited.”"

As if 2020 wasn’t scary enough, the BakChat duo swoops in with an extra dose of BOO! Kwin surprises Bryan with a pop quiz of Lady Gaga’s 6th studio album release, CHROMATICA. Bryan proves himself worthy as a true Dreamologist with an on the spot analysis of Kwin’s recurring dream. Kwin gives an update on … Continue reading "S2 “Spooky Halloween Spectacular!”"

On this JBWFLI episode of BaKChat, Bry and Kwin discuss Bryan’s Category 5 birthday blowjob and Kwin’s growing waistline and how they’re transitioning from Mimosas to Mumus! The “It’s In The Stars” theme preludes into Halloween festivities with each sign being categorized as either a naughty trick or a tasty treat. Follow us on Insta! … Continue reading "S2 “Lick My Rat Hole!”"

On this week’s feverish episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Kwin bring the heat on COVID-19 with entirely unqualified opinions and anecdotes. The only factual thing they know is something Kwin shares (too intimately) that Bryan wishes he, in fact, didn’t know.    The duo discuss their lives post-corona-pocalypse and dish the deets on some warm fuzzy … Continue reading "S2 “Almost as Accurate at Taking Your Temp as the Back of Your Mother’s Hand!”"

Talk about a holiday surprise ya’ll! Bryan and Kwin are back in the podcast saddle again! Giddyup for a fun, festive diddle as the two pals have lovely catch up over some mulled wine. An ‘It’s In the Stars’ takes us to all the star signs as Holiday Party guests. So settle in and get … Continue reading "S2 “Back For a Hot Holiday Minute!”"

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista celebrate 2 huge milestones: The announcement of a GIVEAWAY with Twisted Extracts and their first 1 star review from a salty anonymous neckbeard!! BaKChat chats back to comments from K’s coming out episode and dives into an AskBaK segment that has them chatting everything from sex … Continue reading "S2 “The Throne is At Home!”"

On this week’s Very Special Episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista are joined for the second time by Kim Janna! Kim Janna is a life coach, owner and curator of Cerreal Thrifter and the Queen of the #hustle. She shares mindfulness tips, chats back to listeners and shoots the shit with Bryan and Krista in … Continue reading "S2 “I Feel Like You Should Have Drawn This Out”"

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Krista gets personal sharing a non-binary identity with all of our listeners and Bryan asks a few questions to gain some insight! Things take an emotional turn that reminds the duo why they started this podcast in the first place: kindness, compassion and accessibility. Fake Sponsors include Que Pasa … Continue reading "S2 “I’m Coming Out!”"

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Krista wins an Instagram contest with Community Thrift and Vintage and Bryan raves about rev.com, an online transcription service he’s recently discovered. ‘In Your Dreams’ has Bryan putting on a dreamologist cap for Krista as they recall a semi-recurring, childhood-home-ghost-dream! A new segment sees a visit from Aunt Christine … Continue reading "S2 “Always Carry a Possum Whistle!”"

Bryan and Krista don’t smoke weed, but that doesn’t stop them from hosting a very special 4/20 episode with Mandy of Jane Technologies, an inspiring entrepreneur! Our knowledgeable guest tackles all your cannabis-related questions, plays some True or False, and blows the walls off of marijuana stigma. ‘It’s In the Stars’ has Bryan and Krista … Continue reading "S2″Surfs Up…For the Last Time”"

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista share their wonderful experience at the IV Health Centre in Yaletown (a REAL sponsor) who graciously supplied BaKChat with a free IV treatment! It was just the ticket for Bryan to recover from his jetlag. Krista tries to befriend some crows and raves about their fake … Continue reading "S2 “An Overhead Bin Could Fit Seven Toddlers.”"

So you want to spray down naked hockey players with a homemade disinfectant? On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Krista reveals their rankophobia and…it’s a lot. Bryan and Krista chat about Krista’s partner Kota’s top surgery and Bryan’s recent travels in Hawaii. Fake sponsors include GoFundMe and Bob’s Snorkel. BaKChat reveals some upcoming guests to … Continue reading "S2 “BaKChat University”"

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, we find out K’s kryptonite: geography and mathematics. Fake Sponsors include The Trading Post in Gibsons, and the Queen Elizabeth Theatre here in Vancouver where Bryan saw the Broadway Show “Come From Away.” Bryan and Krista introduce a new segment called ‘Ask BaK’ where the pair help a listener … Continue reading "S2 “Be Your Own Boo”"

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, your favourite queers are raving about strippers, the fabulous shirts at Peau de Loup, and shoppin’ at Trader Joes. BaKChat chats back to more listeners who partook in the Wild Rose Cleanse; Bryan and Krista contemplate needing some probiotics in their lives. The astrology train picks up the duo … Continue reading "S2 “We Love Sexy Things”"

On this week’s episode, Bryan and Krista celebrate the 50th recorded episode of BaKChat, and dedicate it with love to everyone who has listened to the show! Special Fake Sponsors include The Soap Dispensary and Yaletown IV Health Centre. The duo discuss the dedication (and fun) it took to get to Episode 50, the Vancouver … Continue reading "S2 “We Can’t Spare the Moisture!”"

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista advocate for early mornings by reminiscing on those old-school alarm clock sounds that gave us all PTSD. The pair find something out about Betty Crocker that throws Bryan off his rocker! BaKChat chats back to some Wild Rose cleansing listeners and you bet there’s some poop … Continue reading "S2 “Fish Lips to Start Your Meetings”"

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan & Krista chat weed gummies, bidets, and flowers! #justairsignstuff. ‘Adventures With Alice’ has the pair trying to guess what Alice’s star sign could be. BaKChat chats back to last weeks dream submission and analyzes a new dream for a listener that has the duo wondering “if you poop … Continue reading "S2 “The Ass Splasher 2000”"

On today’s late AF episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista chat IVs, ethical non-monogamy (or monogamy, if that’s your jam) and the Art of Tidying Up. Bryan recalls appendicitis and Krista battles a ‘Trans Cold’, and yes, you’ll have to listen to find out what that means (get your own podcasts, Terfs!!!). In Your Dreams … Continue reading "S2 “I Look Amazing in a Night Guard, Turns Out”"

It’s #wetfeb y’all! On this week’s VSE of BaKChat, “Sexologist/Sisterologist”, VANESSA, @pitsuparty, is on the show to chat with B & K about all things sex, kinks and relationships, ‘cause there ain’t no better person to confide in with all your deepest darkest sexual concerns than a big sis! The trio tackle the results of … Continue reading "S2 “Emotional Hotness!”"

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista get philosophical as dry January draws to a close—and promise a very WET return come February! Fake sponsors include the Tao Te Ching and www.clearly.ca (Krista paid a visit to Aunt Lynda). BaKChat chats about an insightful article; ‘Help your Kids Let Go of Stuff’ by … Continue reading "S2 “It’s Because My Grandma Was Born Under a Spruce Tree”"

On today’s episode, BaKChat reminisces on the good old days of Saan and Zellers. Krista shares a story about her fake Aunt Linda that leads to the (future) birth of LaKChat. Bryan updates on his Wild Rose Cleanse status (warning: cavernous thunder farts). In Your Dreams features a detailed dream that gives these dreamologists a … Continue reading "S2 “I Feel Like We’re Predicting the Next Big Vegetable!”"

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, a conversation about eggs goes on way too long–but damn that egg is FAMOUS!!!! Bryan and Krista share a fake sponsor, the Wild Rose Cleanse, that leads to a lot of poop talk. With all these food restrictions, it’s no wonder ‘It’s In the Stars’ features ALL the signs … Continue reading "S2 “I Feel Soothed When I Think of an Egg!”"

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista get real about a recent chop to K’s hair (thanks @barberfrey) and K shares every emotion from B-P! Bryan’s Fake Sponsor, Paula from affordanything.com, has both Bryan and Krista feeling hella inspired. ‘It’s in the Stars’ takes on a fresh new look for Season 2 with … Continue reading "S2 “I Have a Great Head, Let’s Be Real.”"

On today’s PREMIERE episode of Season 2 of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista ease into the New Year with some resolution chat that goes against the grain. They celebrate day 3 of ‘Dry January’ by delving into the dirty details of NYE! A DOUBLE ‘In your Dreams’ takes care of two very different listeners REM concerns, … Continue reading "S2 “We Rang it in Haaard!”"

On the FINAL episode of BaKChat’s first season, Bryan and Krista share some favourite moments, some trying times (we’re looking at you BaKus!!!) and have a moment of appreciation for all the lovely folks who tune in to BaKChat each and every week. Bryan and Krista recount the highlights of their multiple guest episodes and … Continue reading "“That’s a Wrap!”"

On the second-to-last episode of BaKChat’s first season, Bryan and Krista celebrate with an ‘In the Stars’ that will let you know what gift to expect from the signs. Fake sponsors are of the microbrewing genre as they keep the broadcast merry and bright. Holiday memories to warm the heart top off the show. Write … Continue reading "“Holipalooza! A Very Special Holiday Episode”"

On this week’s last REGULAR episode of Season 1, Bryan and Krista give a sneak peek of a Season 2 segment: ‘BaKSmack’—listen to find out more! Hint: There’s a silver lining to every story. Fake Sponsors this week are LONG overdue for Krista and lead to TMI territory (though is there really TMI on BaKChat?!) … Continue reading "“My Skivvies Are Not Gucci!”"

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, fake sponsors are turned on their heads with a shoutout to Uber Eats Drivers, which poses the question: Would you eat the fries on the drive?  Bryan and Krista respond to listener messages in a BaKChat Chats Back segment and In Your Dreams features a nap-dream-nightmare with an insightful … Continue reading "“I Can’t Handle the Milk Man!”"

This week’s episode drips in Christmas anticipation as Krista shares her wreath-making tips and Bryan recalls the baptism of his lucky suitcase.  “In Your Dreams” follows suit with the professional dreamologists interpreting an intense water-centric dream submitted by a listener that has some crystal clear insights!

Todays episode features a Lunch Monitoring story that has haunted Krista since 2001. Fake Sponsors include TACOFINO (thanks Chris!) and dark blue Excel gum, Bryan’s flying staple. It’s in the Stars includes a shout out to Sagittarius season + three extra signs from BaKChat favourite, Corina Dross.

WARNING: This short and… sweet…impromptu tipsy episode will have you in tears. Do not listen to this in a public place if you can’t laugh! Fake sponsors include 33 Acres + Uber Eats (ft. the ‘Gateway Order’). Topics include: Blue Angels, Christine, Cheese sticks at breweries, ‘chicken things’ and behind the scenes McDonalds secrets (along … Continue reading "“You Only Find Gems After a Dumpster Fire”"

On this week’s episode, Bryan and Krista recount their attendance at the BC Stigma Free Society’s AGM and the importance of the work they do promoting the acceptance and understanding of ALL stigmas which hold people back from accessing the services they need to live authentically. Between the meeting itself, the couple of cocktails and … Continue reading "“You Might As Well Just Get a Monsanto Jacket!”"

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan’s fake sponsor has Krista wondering if he’s been celebrating the legalization of weed. Meanwhile, Krista’s fake sponsor leads BaKChat into a potential new segment; “B&K Q&A” that ends up being all kinds of warm and fuzzy. “BaKChat Chats Back” AND a VERY INTENSE “In your Dreams!” make for … Continue reading "“We Avoid Our Feelings At All Costs!”"

On this very special HALLOWEEN episode of BaKChat, Bry and Krista get a little silly with some Pumpkineater Imperial Ale from Howe Sound Brewing Company and discuss their favourite Halloween candies (why do y’all hate rockets?!). Krista tells a scary paranormal experience that gives Bryan goosebumps, and might give you nightmares. A super special trip … Continue reading "“Shirtless Sexy Cat or a Pun!”"

On this episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista have some feels about names, spill the tea and explain why you’ve been eating girl guide cookies all wrong.  A special ‘BaKChat Chats Back’ reviews “A Star is Born” (Spoiler Alert: the verdict is obsessed). “It’s in the Stars” goes out to Sagittarius BaKChat Superfan Shan (with … Continue reading "“When One Star Falls, Another Star Rises!”"

On this week’s episode of BaKChat Bryan shouts out Spotify’s ‘Discover Weekly’ playlists as his fake sponsor, while Krista’s fake sponsor is extra cute  and cuddly as she talks all about adopting her new kitten, Okwáho, through VOKRA! A double whammy ‘In Your Dreams!’ that you CAN’T miss has Krista and Bryan in tears!

On today’s Very Special Episode of BaKChat your co-hosts celebrate Bryan’s birthday with an extra special guest, STUART – Bry’s boo!  Fake sponsors include Chapstick, @bainstore (on insta), and Blubrry.com (BaKChat’s streaming platform).  Stuart gives BaKChat some insight on pre-med as he navigates his way through the MCAT exam.  Krista takes the opportunity to grill … Continue reading "“I Got Slathered Up in a Few Statistics!”"

It’s Mental Health Awareness Week and your BaKChat co-hosts help break some walls down about mental health stigmas for our listeners!  Krista has a creative way to deal with the patriarchy and Bryan takes over the dream-ologist role in this week’s “In Your Dreams!”  Follow our new Instagram account @bakchatpodcast and if you need to … Continue reading "“You Cropdusted a Bronado?!”"

On this week’s Very Special Episode, Bryan and Krista are joined by life coach and entrepreneur extraordinaire, Kim Janna! The crew chat on mindfulness, their love/HATE relationship with Amazon (#boycottamazon2019) and Kim gives listeners a Weekly Happiness Tip, a frequent feature on her Instagram stories @zerofuckslifecoach (along with tons more quality content).  Kim advocates for … Continue reading "“That’s Like Working for Santa!”"

This episode of BaKChat features a very special promo code at roxandlaity.com for a discount on SCRUNCHIES! Use code: BAKCHAT to redeem.  Also featuring: hidden camera nightmares, a ponytail scale and a special new segment that you’ll have to tune in to believe! Hint? There’s a new “-ologist” in town.

In this week’s episode, Bryan and Krista have some big-time corporate names for their Fake Sponsors (much to their chagrin).  Krista discusses the challenges faced when you have an attractive doctor and Bryan confesses what may just be his most embarrassing BaKChat moment to date!  “It’s in the Stars” gravitates to a Libra level so … Continue reading "“Anything More than a Handful or a Mouthful is a Waste”"

Today’s Very Special Episode features investment extraordinaire, The Property Owl:  Kosi!  He joins us from a beautiful day on the Coast Salish Territories to chat about the keys to success, goal setting, mindfulness and even gives a first-time impression of our thirst sponsor Lonetree’s Apple-Ginger Cider, (two thumbs up!).  Bryan announces his return to school … Continue reading "“We Got the Same Venus and I’m STILL Broke!”"

On today’s episode, BaKChat is celebrating rain on the Coast Salish Territories. Krista and Bryan talk “The Big One” and contemplate going halfers on a survival pod. Bryan recalls knuckle-hair-related trauma at the dentist, and practices mindfulness at the grocery store. Krista begs for Mono tips to the BaKChat email, bakchatpodcast@gmail.com and reveals her arch … Continue reading "“Luckily the Other ‘Glampers’ Were Really Nice”"

On today’s Very Special Episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista welcome their first guest, Kota! On the one year anniversary of taking testosterone, Kota graces the show with his experiences as transgender and how the past year has shaped his future. The crew talk about what it means to be an ally to the trans … Continue reading "“Came Through Sweatin’, Sweat Sweat!”"

The Vancouver heatwave is still scorching the West Coast this week, but Krista’s score of Goldfish Trio keeps her distracted with deliciousness.  Bryan recants a wallet theft story that happened before his visits to Kelowna wineries Gray Monk and Arrow Leaf, and Krista has a few colourful comments on a tattoo-covered story.  Bryan turns the … Continue reading "“We’ll Try Not to Stalk You…But No Promises”"