Boy, Oh Boi Podcast

We talk aimlessly about how bad things keep happening. Rip to Bonnaroo and to Hanalei. Chuck E. Cheese frozen pizzas are NOT to be eaten btw- get the real thing instead. And we unfortunately rehash Chargul’s biggest blunder once more.

We talk aimlessly about WHERE the ‘next Austin’ will be… We narrowed it down to Richmond and Little Rock. CM Punk prepares to suck a Saudi blood money-covered c**k. Oh and one of us got kicked in the head by a mental patient. Jacy’ knows he forgot to mute his nose-blowing. I’m sorry.

We talk aimlessly about how TIRED our jobs have made us… But we persist. Plus Greyson’s fingers hurt because of his recent bowling escapades. But hard Baja Blast is being served in high schools now at least.

We talk aimlessly about the actual beginning of Jacy”””””s new job. We also get sidetracked by the most insane weather event in Boy Oh Boi history. Did you guys know it costs so much money to buy scrubs btw???

We talk aimlessly about the disappearance of Jacy””””’s comfort podcast. Also, what celebrities do Greyson and Jacy”” most resemble? And why is it NOT that ugly loser Noah Kahan. And a trip to Canada happened.

We talk aimlessly about the many new features being implemented for Spotify podcasts. The serial killer accusations levied against Greyson are relitigated. And we also have a MASSIVE Jordan Update to share.

We talk aimlessly about our brand new time stamps! They are great! Greyson was ROBBED of his Very Strawberry Lick ice cream. Jacy’ had an absolutely psychotic dream.

We talk aimlessly about the Paramount+ profile picture BEEF between the two of us. Our plans to show and tell were sadly dashed, but we got our own low-sensory room instead. Greyson now knows his true life passion, btw (it’s ghost hunting).

We talk aimlessly about the very big difference between ED and PE. Greyson has recently become enthralled by all those little kids in the Peanuts cartoons. Also, when is one meant to use the word ‘gnarly’?

We talk aimlessly about Aunt Kathy’s cosmic intuition… We both got flyers exposing the secrets of neuroscience and the eating of babies. And, guys, what’s the deal with erectile dysfunction?

We talk aimlessly about the many beverage-related meet-and-greets we have missed out on. Jacy”” is considering rolling for breakfast tacos. And Greyson is feeling PASSIONATE about pizza and sandwiches this week.

We talk aimlessly about Jacy’s pet tortoise, Statue. Does Trump MAGA Burger offer any vegetarian options? Inquiring minds would like to know… And wow, what an eventful weekend we had full of Clue (the movie) and Alohi.

We talk aimlessly about the pros and cons of eating crawfish. Greyson is PEEVED about the girlbosses. But guys don’t worry- everything happens for a reason.

We talk aimlessly about the importance of bathtubs! What is the proper way to address multiple people, btw? Y’all, you all, you guys, you two? Also, our plans for Marianne’s Garden are coming together quite nicely.

We talk aimlessly about how this podcast has been SAVED by Greyson’s new girlfriend. Jacy””’s grandparents might be just a little too old to effectively FaceTime. And have you ever given someone the iggy (izzy)?

We talk aimlessly about Jacy’s supremely unfortunate week. There’s an even more unfortunate John Cena t-shirt that we both bought, and also the virtues of lolcows, slop content, and scrappy-doo.

We talk aimlessly about Greyson’s major announcement, which he will only mention this ONE time ever. The gamers at Gamestop love The Undertaker apparently. And we plan for our Chicago trip!

We talk aimlessly about the unfortunate truth that we have to swing this week. We also rename one of our friends. Welcome to the world, Wonderful Bulger. To round up or round down- that is the question.

We talk aimlessly about the array of listening audience feedback we’ve received over the past week… Thank you ileomar, Bob, and Jordan. Btw guys, is Jacy’ Jewish? Sound off in the Spotify comments below.

We talk aimlessly about Greyson’s opposition toward the word “utmost.” We also sort out the ethical problems of creating an ai chatbot of your significant other and engaging in lolcow culture.

We talk aimlessly about our wonderful weekend consisting of live pro wrestling, Hulk Hogan’s new beer, and The Hobbit movies. The history of Tourette’s Disorder is a little wild. We also really dig into our bathroom hygiene habits.

We talk aimlessly about how we squandered the best 5 minutes this podcast has EVER seen. We also have big life update from Greyson… He is expecting. We try coconut Suero this episode too, btw. We are fearful for our lives as a result.

We talk aimlessly about an amazing idea hatched by our friend Charlotte: We’re going to Chicago! Jacy””’ has a decent chance of dying in the next two years btw. Guys, are we starting a boy band?

We talk aimlessly about the loss of our beloved Boy Oh Boi Ziploc bag. We also have a marathon Jordan update this week for everybody. Plus, finally, Marianne’s Garden as a concept is explained in-full.

We talk aimlessly about the plot of The Nutcracker… What is the plot of The Nutcracker? There are so many gifts exchanged this week on the podcast- Books, Plushies, Christianity Merchandise, and all.

We talk aimlessly about how we are really playing with fire (a potential covid diagnosis) this week. We will be making NO assumptions about the United Healthcare assassination. Mr Beast has a new game show btw.

We talk aimlessly about the loss of our youthful glow. How do you guys eat food by the way? Like, what teeth do you usually use? Oh- and Steven got us some lovely christmas gifts!

We talk aimlessly about Jacy”””’s first ever automobile collision he was involved in. Greyson has had a very sad trip home to South Carolina so far. But we have the television show Wayne, I guess.

We talk aimlessly about Jacy’s stress dream-filled (accidental) nap. Greyson is preparing for his trip to South Carolina. Record Store Day happened too, and Jacy’ now has a celebrity neighbor.

We talk aimlessly about our first ever friendsgiving- a time of hunger, frustration, and occult card readings. Also- there’s no such thing as a throw of pain, nor a foul swoop. But the unibomber was actually right about one thing.

We talk aimlessly and reminisce on our lovely McDonalds adventure in Boolin, MD a few years ago. We also have a double-feature Jordan Update. Omg it’s also the Suero Special, in case you didn’t get the memo.

We talk aimlessly about how Looney Tunes has become Greyson’s newest muse. We have hard-hitting questions from Aunt Kathy. We have an even more hard-hitting question, though: WHAT is Tweety Bird’s gender?

We talk aimlessly about the ONGOING 2024 presidential election results (with live updates from our very speedy correspondent, Jordan). Jacy”” has started his career as a Favor delivery driver! And we dive deep into why we don’t eat vultures.

We talk aimlessly about our undying, unwavering, and undisputed fandom of Lick Honest Ice Creams in honor of their 13th birthday. Also, we are near certain that our resident bird expert Parzival does not know what an opinion is. Oh! And we went to the Texas Renaissance Festival.

We talk aimlessly about our designs to get a year’s supply of Lick Ice Cream and some merchandise. We also spent a WHOLE DAY in Ft. Worth, Texas. And early voting has started! Will the furry stripping for America impact *your* vote?

We talk aimlessly about the FOUL, disgusting abomination that is a banana marshmallow latte. Also- WHY are people using the phrase “liminal space”? Kindly, stop. And… We have evidence that Greyson is not alone in his auditory hallucinations.

We talk aimlessly about the fact that we MISSED a Jordan update. This was a massive lapse in judgement on our end, and we sincerely apologize. We also learn a little bit about raptors. No, the other kind of raptor. Mind you, this is all while Greyson slips deeper into his psychosis.

We talk aimlessly about the fastest animal in recorded history in our first-ever weekly BIRD FACT from Parzival. We are at odds with one another regarding our impaired vision, btw. And, as always, remember to get your foreskin touched up every once in a while.

We talk aimlessly about the many updates we have from our loyal, loyal listening audience. We dive into some untied loose ends from Boy Oh Boi’s past. Also Jacy””’s sister’s dad was in a Netflix documentary (he tried killing someone).

We talk aimlessly about our bathroom-locking habits, and how Greyson has a clear preference for the lack of any lock whatsoever. Rolling Stone Magazine is going down btw- just you wait. Greyson’s romantic and religious prospects are looking up, too!

We talk aimlessly about the upcoming Texas Renaissance Festival and all the wonderful company we will be in. We also have a double-feature Jordan update!! And Jacy’ took his principled, furry-hating nephew to Dallas over the weekend.

We talk aimlessly about the most electrifying event of the year, the first-annual Labor Day Beyblade Tournament. Oh, Chargul and Will were there for it too. Also, Greyson is fed up with ai… The brainrot just isn’t creative enough!

We talk aimlessly about the sudden return to health of Greyson’s hospice-confined grandmother. She even ate a banana split! We are both very excited about the upcoming Beyblade tournament this weekend, btw! S/o to Boerne’s little league baseball team.

We talk aimlessly about Jacy”””s devastating birthday trip to Schlitterbahn. He is growing taller, though, so it’s okay. Also, ChatGPT is getting stronger, more powerful, and Greyson wants no part in it.

We talk aimlessly about our recent trip to Ft Worth, Texas and to the white settlement’s IHOP. Plus, we close out Leo season this year with our annual gift exchange! Btw, the Dave’s Hot Chicken logo is not good on a basic human level.

We talk aimlessly about the fact that P Terry’s has ruined our lives. RIP to the blueberry muffin milkshake. Jacy”’ also stumbled upon a dead body with his sister, btw. Oh, and our friends Will and Anthony came to visit us in Austin again!

We talk aimlessly about the recent concerts we both attended- and wow, can you believe it? Greyson actually enjoyed a live music experience. We both open our early-birthday gifts from Steven as well! Jacy”””s body is deteriorating quickly, btw.

We talk aimlessly about why food trucks are actually the cleanest dining experience possible. Jacy””’ went to a bunch of wineries- one of them had a baby rhino there. Also! Greyson pitches his ingenious Margaret Thatcher tattoo concept.

We talk aimlessly about the rest of Greyson’s time in South Carolina (primarily consumed by Fox News coverage). Meanwhile, Jacy”” had a dream where his dad wouldn’t shut the hell up about John Cena’s impending retirement from pro wrestling. Oh my god and a former president got shot????

We talk aimlessly about the fact that Greyson had to up and ruin things by going to South Carolina and making us record remote. Also, this episode (as are all episodes of this podcast) was broadcast live on Twitch.tv. Oh, and Jacy”” tried ruining his life on a concrete waterslide.

We talk aimlessly about the haunted Walmart we were in mere months ago, completely unbeknownst to us… Rest in power to those orphans and nuns. Jacy”””” had hives, Greyson had bug bites. Jacy””” has OCD, Greyson has anxiety about his laundry and Gamestop.