Chickens Can't See Cubes

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A podcast all about 100% true facts that have not at all been made up. Especially not by host Piper Dawes (@pipertalks), or Christopher Parr (@trilbynorton), the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research. You probably could make it up, but we haven’t. Honest!

Piper Dawes and Christopher Parr


    • Jan 24, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 46m AVG DURATION
    • 82 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Chickens Can't See Cubes

    Episode 82: Chickens Can't See the End of Chickens Can't See Cubes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 51:39


    Join host Piper Dawes and Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, for the final episode of Chickens Can't See Cubes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/message

    Episode 81: Chickens Can't See the Handforth Parish Council Wax Museum

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2022 23:31


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about animal auditions, described holidays, human waxworks, and fake gods. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/message

    Episode 80: Chickens Can't See the Facts Discussed in This Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2022 22:03


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about ersatz eggs, fatally bad poetry, performance panic, and football fascism. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/message

    Episode 79: Chickens Can't See the Poseidon Adventure Adventure Cruise

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 28:54


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about state sorcerers, smuggler smuggling, cruise-based cruises, and football fan art. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/message

    Episode 78: Chickens Can't See the End of 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 27:00


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about the facts that defined 2021, like a perplexed protester, veracious anti-vaxxers, Earth-bound billionaires, and entertaining infinity. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/message

    Episode 77: Chickens Can't See the 2021 Christmas Special (feat. the Church of the Time Travelling Jesus)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 40:10


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about noble snowmen, a time travelling Jesus, forbidden festivities, and a very crocodilian Christmas in the Chickens Can't See Cubes Christmas special. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/message

    Episode 76: Chickens Can't See the 954 Elgiva Tour

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 32:40


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about multiple mausoleums, zonked zoos, meerkat celebrities, and fancy dress farmers. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/message

    Episode 75: Chickens Can't See the Department of Opposites

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2021 39:17


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about social citations, antonymic organisations, ecclesiastical adjustments, and games for the birds. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/message

    Episode 74: Chickens Can't See the Most Annoying Person in the World

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 32:02


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about mailman missives, feline finishing schools, aggravating awards, and sinister strollers. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/message

    Episode 73: Chickens Can't See Queuey Queueis and the Queues

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 38:54


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about banned butties, querulous queuers, experimental unions, and snack stockpiles. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/message

    Episode 72: Chickens Can't See the Best Queen Lookalike in the Business

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2021 47:16


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about Boris' babes, milk cap combat, commercialised combatants, and Liz lookalikes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/message

    Episode 71: Chickens Can't See Holidays Beyond the Simulation

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 44:06


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about witchy refugees, podcast permits, the very nature of reality, and rascally runners. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/message

    Episode 70: Chickens Can't See Matrimonial Selection

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 35:06


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about communist critters, a historical Home Alone, moneyed messiahs, and wearisome weddings. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/message

    Episode 69: Chickens Can't See the 2021 Halloween Special (feat. the Phantom Farter)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021 42:49


    In this special Halloween episode, join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about ghosts, spectres, phantoms, and apparitions. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/message

    Episode 68: Chickens Can't See Humans Disguised as Humans

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021 38:44


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about singular soccer, novice news, method monkeys, and contaminated crisps. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/message

    Episode 67: Chickens Can't See Volcanoes in Disguise

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 38:02


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about celebrity snooping, curatorial competitions, peak pugnacity, and the real Ronald McDonald. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/message

    Episode 66: Chickens Can't See Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Scone

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2021 38:56


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about rainbow hunters, imaginative athletes, culinary translations, and the Bushes' bushes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/message

    Episode 65: Chickens Can't See Mickey Mouse's Intestinal Tract

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 37:19


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about aqueous amnesties, Disney interdictions, counterfeit countries, and escalator entertainments. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/message

    Episode 64: Chickens Can't See the Spider-Man(TM) Doomsday Clock

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 42:47


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about cetaceous companion animals, time capsules, misappropriating motorways, and apocalyptic ancients. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/message

    Episode 63: Chickens Can't See the National Fuzzdoodle Committee

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2021 41:07


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about soaring sponges, altered airmen, real-life superheroes, and academic animals. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/message

    Episode 62: Chickens Can't See How Much I Knee-d You

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2021 37:30


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about pooch pilots, coiffured killers, cutting-edge confessionals, and affairs of the knee.

    Episode 61: Chickens Can't See Team Objective Make All Tomatoes Officially (Fruit)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2021 43:27


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about fruit fanatics, minor monuments, door-to-door acting, and hypnotic hoodwinks.

    Episode 60: Chickens Can't See Witch Spice

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 45:27


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about punishment pals, eccentric interviews, magic music, and car coiffeur.

    Episode 59: Chickens Can't See Mushrooms Down Your Trousers

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021 54:16


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about rodent rumps, dinky dinghies, plant plants, and toilet books.

    Episode 58: Chickens Can't See the King of Thursday

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 46:33


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about equine number plates, phosphorescent pharmaceuticals, a 24 hour emperor, and the wasps and the snakes.

    Episode 57: Chickens Can't See Air Cordens

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 37:34


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about abridged antiquities, specious security, self-assembly planets, and Nike or Nike.

    Episode 56: Chickens Can't See the Guild of Rickrollers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2021 42:58


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about a cadaverous king, hilarious hats, regulated Rickrolls, and a sorcerous slammer.

    Episode 55: Chickens Can't See David Attenborough, Pet Detective

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2021 51:05


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about destructive wee, immature athletes, David Attenborough PI, and ecclesiastical emojis.

    Episode 54: Chickens Can't See What Steve McFadden is Wearing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 45:04


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about insect rentals, pineapple passion, Dr Seuss disinformation, and Desperate Dan's diet.

    Episode 53: Chickens Can't See the Chickens Can't See Cubes One Year Anniversary Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2021 185:17


    Happy birthday to us! Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about millinery malfeasance, moss piglets on the moon, misplaced merriment, and computerised combat in this very special live episode celebrating one whole year of Chickens Can't See Cubes.

    Episode 52: Chickens Can't See the History of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research - Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 27:29


    In this second and final instalment of a special two-part episode of Chickens Can't See Cubes, join Piper Dawes as she delves into the long and storied history of the Munchausen Institute. Travel back to the future and discover how the Institute dealt with a constantly shifting new century. Featuring interviews with Christopher Parr, director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research.

    Episode 51: Chickens Can't See the History of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research - Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 35:19


    In this first of a special two-part episode of Chickens Can't See Cubes, join Piper Dawes as she delves into the long and storied history of the Munchausen Institute. Travel back to the late history times and discover how the Institute was founded, and by whom. Featuring interviews with Christopher Parr, director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research.

    Episode 50: Chickens Can't See the Chickens Can't See Cubes Fiftieth Episode Extravaganza

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 96:01


    Join host Piper Dawes and Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, for this very special fiftieth episode of Chickens Can't See Cubes, in which they discuss entirely new totally true facts, check in with some old favourites, and talk to a mysterious mystery guest.

    Episode 49: Chickens Can't See the Bolshevik Beard Ban

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 43:01


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about herbaceous humour, veni vidi vending, piliferous prohibitions, and space sperm.

    Episode 48: Chickens Can't See Perseus the Potato

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021 48:25


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about not a new novel, crane conspiracies, Pollock prophecies, and tuber champions.

    Episode 47: Chickens Can't See the Trans-Temporal Society for Time Travellers, Chrononauts, and Anachronists

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 48:24


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about poo purveyors, unethical adverts, time travel, and homemade Holmes.

    Episode 46: Chickens Can't See Gary the Thunder God

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 53:25


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about Y2K, teenage tyrants, sports day swindlers, and lightning lovers.

    Episode 45: Chickens Can't See the Model Model Elswyth Model Village Society

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021 61:47


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about aerosol armour, button banks, model models, and acting for alcohol.

    Episode 44: Chickens Can't See Animal Farm 2: Animals in the City

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 56:31


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about sacrilegious socialism, Antarctic emporiums, uninteresting athletes, and Orwellian animals.

    Episode 43: Chickens Can't See Walter Matthau's Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 48:22


    It's the Chickens Can't See Cubes Oscars special! Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about substitute statuettes, non-existent nominees, formulaic films, and mediocre movies. And find out the winners of the prestigious and real Fact Awards.

    Episode 42: Chickens Can't See Homing Snails

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2021 66:15


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about chicken tournaments, lucky slaps, globe-trotting gastropods, and Victorian nuisances.

    Episode 41: Chickens Can't See the Curse of Pluto

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 61:40


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about human sporting equipment, a musical municipality, a puppet prohibition, and cursed characters.

    Episode 40: Chickens Can't See the Monkey Police

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 61:52


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about a monstrous messiah, DIY filmmaking, monkey pigs, and royal rentals.

    Episode 39: Chickens Can't See Cupboards

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 61:47


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about cubberds, reluctant racers, LEGO history, and the longest larceny.

    Episode 38: Chickens Can't See Agent Fezzik

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 66:00


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about photo fun, celebrity secret agents, peculiar punishments, and a wiki war.

    Episode 37: Chickens Can't See the Owner of the Moon

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 59:38


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about farcical fascists, a sanitorium for saviours, medium music, and astronomical real estate.

    Episode 36: Chickens Can't See the Abominable Welshman

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 60:16


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about a poltergeist president, accidental animals, Cymraeg cryptids, and museum munchies.

    Episode 35: Chickens Can't See the Great Fire of Brampton

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 50:03


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about a famous fire, gull gangs, apposite night, and Charles Dance.

    Episode 34: Chickens Can't See Bone Eruptions

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 53:41


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about competitive farting, zoological justice, edible electrons, and bone eruptions.

    Episode 33: Chickens Can't See Elongated Edward

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 57:56


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about the visible man, a cult for cult films, anaesthetic theatre, and a toy story.

    Episode 32: Chickens Can't See Bibleworld

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 62:17


    Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about faecal fortunes, bogus broadcasts, unsuccessful sphering, and theological theme parks.

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