CP Time

In this episode the guys are joined by Luke James, #NotTheSinger. This one has discussions about the how YouTube is changing but that doesn't mean it's dying, people will pay for anything, so get paid for your craft. Then the topic turns to the XXL Freshmen of 2017, Hopsin, Juggalos, The Gorrillaz and general music. Of course there's some talk about Canada and cupcake science. Also, Pokemon is a modern day slave simulator.More from Luke James:Twitter: @LukeJamesBGNYouTube: LukeJamesBGNFacebook: LukeJamesReviews You can also e-mail luke@redmattersite for indie review submissions or requests. Twitter: @BNEnigma @Jazputin @OriginalKingDOutro: @Dr_Snekindekin   [Stitcher] [iTunes] [Download] [YouTube]

CP Time is back with to talk about how 2016 was horrible. Then we tell some stories from our jobs because we out here in the workforce. We're also joined by Jaryn. Vine died despite Pornhub's best attempts at keeping it alive. A Goofy Movie, the racists that drew Jordan and Honey Nut Cheerios. Pop vs Soda also we google different ways of suicide before Jaz claps for all the wrong reasons.Twitter: @BNEnigma @Jazputin @OriginalKingD @RazArazakiOutro: @Dr_Snekindekin   [Stitcher] [iTunes] [Download]

CP Time has returned from the Shadow Realm with diss tracks, Naruto and more original jokes than Amy Schumer. We spend half an hour discussing the most serious beef in all of hip hop right now. Jordan vs Darrell. We also discuss Bernie Sanders vs Hillary Clinton as well as Cam Newton vs the haters and hypocrites. Then we discuss the moral standing of selling out...Nature Box, what's good?Twitter: @MrJTrip @Jazputin @OriginalKingDOutro: @Dr_Snekindekin   [Stitcher] [iTunes] [Download]Diss Tracks:(How) Trash is ThatBitch in You (Jordan)Coroner

We were gone because of Taiwan. Jaz got 2 mics but Darrell got 8 kids. We discuss Malik's XXX rated twitter account (@Dr_Snekindekin). We also reveal why everyone hates Darius (@Annoyed_Bassist). Close pornographic encounters of the fighting kind, Sauce Walka murdered Drake and Drake is a sports jinx. 50 Shades of The Weekend. Darrell is a racist and it's rubbing off on Taiwan. Jordan's classroom antics. Someone was a rapper named King Kong. Malik is stalking Jordan hoping to steal his hairline. The evils of circumcision. Jordan is gonna fight someone. Happy Holidays from CP Time.If you want to hear more Jordan and Jaz check out Pass The Sticks on the Blerds Online YouTube ChannelTwitter: @MrJTrip @Jazputin @OriginalKingDOutro: @Dr_Snekindekin  [Stitcher] [iTunes] [Download] Malik with his most prized possessions

Jaz likes to google strange things, Jared got the CP and we're not talking Colored People Time. Gages stink man, clean those things. What is a snekinden? Is it ever too early for the tatas? Darrell is keeping Foxy off the kids and that's why the show is always late. Five Nights at Freddy's, looks like it's right on time. Russell Wislon isn't going any holes but Arianna Grande is putting her tongue all around it. Stolen Valor guys are stupid. Tyrone vs Big Brody. Do you want to animate for us? Raven Symone and Pill Cosby, George Lopez. Jordan getting those dates shotgun style. YouTube is on some trash. Also make sure to find all of us over at YouTube.com/BlerdsOnlineTwitter: @MrJTrip @Jazputin @OriginalKingDOutro: @Dr_Snekindekin  [Stitcher] [iTunes] [Download]

The show is called CP Time because this episode is on CP Time. We're talking Game Grumps and the NBA Playoffs, spoiler alert: The Warriors Win. The Avengers movie that came out a while ago. Michelle Obama dropping presidential bars in an attempt to wake up Mr. West. iPhone is bringing hood fights into the next century. We read tweets from some legends like Malik and Beastmode. Cherry Bomb may need to pass the sticks. We talk about STDs, those are sexually transmitted diseases. Spider Stomp 2K16 and a job at the magnet factory.Twitter: @MrJTrip @Jazputin @OriginalKingDOutro: @Dr_Snekindekin  [Stitcher] [iTunes] [Download] Which is the better showSeinfeldFriendsThey both suck pollcode.com free polls

It's that time again, the best time of all time, CP Time. In this episode we discuss a man who loves his vest and commas, Life is Strange. Everyone hates sneaker heads and we're not a podcast anymore. There's some Game Grumps jokes. Is @BeastbmodeThell the greatest tweeter of all time? Chaz makes a guest appearance. Group projects, mixtapes and surprise bars. The old man Jaz replaced. Hmmmm vs Ughhhhh. Paul George is back. Radio Stations and Ping Pong. Box Ghost, pinhead and a ding. Twitter: @MrJTrip @Jazputin @OriginalKingDOutro: @Dr_Snekindekin  [Stitcher] [iTunes] [Download]

It's like we never went anywhere. We're talking, porn and hummas in the class, Darrell is very old, Facial tattoos, Powerbomb Jutsu is a strange show, Kedrick is tricky, Kanye confuses everyone, Master P, Jaz introduces slandercast: YouTube edition, and The Untouchable Jordan gets touched.Twitter: @CPTimePodcast @MrJTrip @Jazputin @OriginalKingDOutro: Chris Smoove - That's BS[Stitcher] [iTunes] [Download]

Another day, another CP Time. We're talking Sunset Overdrive and Sasuke. Naruto is ending and people are having their opinions flipped. Mouth full of whip cream is not a good look. Street harassment, robbing subways because your diet didn't work. There's a lot of people we're tired of we don't feel like censoring names. Man we're all over the place, like youtube.com/blerdsonlineTwitter: @CPTimePodcast @MrJTrip @Jazputin @OriginalKingDOutro: Naruto Outro 30 - Never Change You can watch Jaz play Destiny here and Darrell play Pokemon Liquid Crystal here, and Jordan finished his GTA V playthrough here[Download] [Stitcher] [iTunes]This isn't even my final form

Just wanted to let you know first off, we're not dead. We're just going bi weekly. It's easier on our schedules. Thanks for listening. In this episode we talk about black people getting shot for eating sandwiches. Everything being down the street from Jaz. Feminista Jones and Flatbush Zombies are all annoying. Atrocious Track Fakers. We're still in church. Darrell is afraid of Trains now. Bronies vs Juggalos and some other stuff. We're in prime form here. No technical difficulties. You're going to want to share this one.Twitter: @CPTimePodcast @MrJTrip @Jazputin @OriginalKingDOutro: The Game - PurgeYou can watch Jaz play Destiny here and Darrell play Pokemon Liquid Crystal here, and Jordan finished his GTA V playthrough here[Download][Stitcher][iTunes]brought to you in stereo by the good folks at: blerdsonline.com 

So we're back, well Jaz and Jordan are back. Darrell is in and out, can't afford wifi and all that. He also can't tell a story. Also hear the story about how Jaz witnessed Andy Milonakis let it flop out. Seriously that story took up most of the show but it's funny so listen. Don't forgot to susbcribe on iTunes and follow on Stitcher, we saw you unsubscribe.Twitter: @CPTimePodcast @MrJTrip @Jazputin @OriginalKingDOutro: Action Bronson - Eggs On The 3rd FloorYou can watch Jaz play Destiny here and Darrell play Pokemon Liquid Crystal here, and Jordan finished his GTA V playthrough here[Download][Stitcher][iTunes]brought to you in stereo by the good folks at: blerdsonline.com

In this episode we discuss Mike Brown,  Robin Williams, not necessarily in that order and the return of chicken fries to burger king. There's also someone we really dislike on twitter. We also discuss Darrell's sexual misadventures with peanut butter and punches. Twitter: @CPTimePodcast @MrJTrip @Jazputin @OriginalKingDOutro: Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc.Also watch this YouTube video[Download] [Stitcher][iTunes]brought to you in stereo by the good folks at: blerdsonline.comSee these right here? These are important. 

Almost exactly a month later the prodigious son of podcasting has returned to remind you of our name. We're not dead yet, Gangster rapper pewdiepie, Jaz likes to yell at his dumb dog, Jordan's Orientation, The new sport weeping the homeless nation, I turned down Jaz's audio but he was yelling so loud it was still distorted, Darrell stay messing up, how he gonna leave the show for like 10 minutes, Fox screws up, Back to Jordan's Orientation, and The Ze gender. Also check out the YouTube, we've got over 30 videos now. Please for the love of Black Jesus like the facebook page.Follow us on Twitter: @OriginalKingD @MrJTrip @Jazputin @CPTimePodcast @BlerdsOnlineOutro: Naturally 7 - Keep The Customer Satisfied[Download][Stitcher][iTunes]brought to you in stereo by the good folks at: blerdsonline.com  Did you miss us?YesNoFirst time listener  pollcode.com free polls Homeless Football is the official sport of homeless people, CP Time and Blerds Online

Let CP Time Down teaches us to get off the roof cus your momma crazy. We taking you to church. May be the last show Terrence is ever mentioned on. Evening service. Jaz got game and a dog. Bible Study. You're vine famous and we don't even care. Terrence motivating body image change. Dogs gonna be dogs. Repirations you say? Nigga we made it. Childish ratios mean you ain't eating. Jordan got the package. Jaz dad threw away the package. Darrell is desperate for laughs. We back in church again. These church jokes called us. Brick Squad. Hedgehogs. Jordan is still playing GTA V on YouTube & Jaz would enjoy if you liked the facebook page.Follow us on Twitter: @OriginalKingD @MrJTrip @Jazputin @CPTimePodcastOutro: Action Bronson - Pepe Lopez[Download][Stitcher][iTunes]brought to you in stereo by the good folks at:  blerdsonline.comAre you tired of DarrellYesNo  pollcode.com free polls 

Jordan is in New York getting with all the smarty art chicks that love Donald Glover so we didn't record an episode because he is literally swimming in the poontang. Instead we bring our last back up episode to you. You'll recognize the low quality audio from our early shows. Somehow even Jaz's audio has improved since we recorded this show. Be sure to check out Jordan's playthrough of GTA V right here and Jaz made a facebook page for Blerds Online right here. It'd be cool if you could like both of those things. Darrell however is doing nothing with his life. Follow us on Twitter: @OriginalKingD @MrJTrip @Jazputin @CPTimePodcastOutro: Yu Yu Hakusho English Opening[Download][Stitcher][iTunes]brought to you in stereo by the good folks at:  blerdsonline.comYou ever have a case of mud butt?YesNoAll the timeWhat is mud buttRunning out of ideas for these polls?  pollcode.com free polls 

 Jordan let CP Time Down, we spend almost 20 minutes talking about Naruto and Ecchi trash. There's a guy in Michigan with some big balls. We've got a new segment. It's positive, we call it "NIGGA WE MADE IT". Skrawbury milk. Celebrities probably would hate us. Actors in a past life. The movie Greece and some other stuff. Don't make memes. Sometimes it's hard being the only black male in class. Also, black people stop majoring in communications. We laugh at your racism, but that's none of my business. We doing Vine Rap. We'll sellout for the right price. Also be sure to watch Jordan play GTA V here. Follow us on Twitter: @OriginalKingD @MrJTrip @Jazputin @CPTimePodcastOutro: Bodycount - Talk Shit, Get Shot[Download] [Stitcher][iTunes]brought to you in stereo by the good folks at:  blerdsonline.comWho is the funniest member of the show?DarrellJordanJazJulianDonald GloverSamsNone of you are funny  pollcode.com free polls  Can you believe the balls on this guy?

Someone is dishing out headbutts in Let CP Time Down and I promise it isn't Darrell. Dave Chappelle is funny, but now he can beat you up. Daniel Tosh is Worldstar for white people. Kel Mitchel and Sinbad. Sexual Harassment is real in these streets. Stephen A. Smith is our guest. Follow us on Twitter: @OriginalKingD @MrJTrip @Jazputin @CPTimePodcastOutro: Run The Jewels (Killer Mike & El-P) - Get It [Download][Stitcher][iTunes]brought to you in stereo by the good folks at:  blerdsonline.comShingeki No Cosby (Attack on Cosby)

So Jordan and Jaz can't be mature when Darrell isn't around. This is why they have to be on leashes in public. We also discuss @Nerd_Sage Fight Night, poor quality diss songs, croutons and futons and of course we do some madlibs. We also discuss how we'd live life after ending up on world star. Good stuff. Subscribe on iTunes, follow on twitter and Stitcher, share with your friends and all that good stuff.Twitter: @CPTimePodcast @OriginalKingD @MrJTrip @JazputinOutro: Kingdom Hearts 1 - Intro[Download][Stitcher][iTunes]brought to you in stereo by the good folks at:  blerdsonline.comSong as bad as the art  Who had the best Terrence slander?CP TimeATFWhat's an ATF  pollcode.com free polls 

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK... we never left. We're back to a regular shows now. In this episode we discuss spoilers in anime, old women pretending to be young women, rats in walls, Let CP Time Down, well we tried, Eliot Rodger and a heap of other times. Remember to subscribe to us on iTunes, follow on Stitcher and Twitter, and tell your friends. Also rate us 5 stars on Stitcher and iTunes. Don't be that guy. Outro: Shai - If I ever Fall In LoveHost Twitter: @OriginalKingD @MrJTrip @Jazputin @CPTIMEPODCAST Show email: CPTimePodcast@Gmail.com [Download][Stitcher][iTunes]brought to you in stereo by the good folks at:  blerdsonline.comWill Terrence Ever Be On A ShowYesNoWho is Terrence  pollcode.com free polls The magical world of makeup

FINALLY, the last part of our Q and A shows. We really did answer every question. Here's a secret, we recorded all these in one night. 4 and a half hours of questions. Think about that. If you asked us a question and aren't subscribed on iTunes, I'll be seeing you soon. We have an issue that needs to be solved. Next week it's back to our regular shows. I say regular like they aren't little pieces of magic that make you smile. Name your first born CP.Outro: Kid Cudi ft. Chip Tha Ripper and A$ap Rocky - BrothersHost Twitter: @OriginalKingD @MrJTrip @Jazputin @CPTIMEPODCAST Show email: CPTimePodcast@Gmail.com[Download][Stitcher][iTunes]brought to you in stereo by the good folks at:  blerdsonline.comDid you enjoy our Q&A TrilogyYes, when's the next oneNo, it was dumbI don't even like your regular shows  pollcode.com free polls Dr. Malik teaches students what time it is in Shaqology 336

We had so much fun with our first question and answer show we did another. Or we recorded it on the same day and just didn't record a show this week, I really don't see how it's any of your business anyway. You got your show, you also get an hour and a half of us answering questions and this is the episode where things start to get weird. I don't even want to talk about it. Just listen. The previous  Q and A is episode 15 if you wanted to know.Outro: One Piece Opening 11 - Share The WorldHost Twitter: @OriginalKingD @MrJTrip @Jazputin @CPTIMEPODCAST [Download][Stitcher][iTunes]brought to you in stereo by the good folks at:  blerdsonline.comAre you subscribed on iTunes?Yes, because you guys are funnyYes, because I'm a good personNo, because this show is trashNo, because I punch old womenNo, because Terrence isn't on the showNow, but I'm gonna do it right now  pollcode.com free polls 

Sorry, we're late. The man was keeping us down. By the man we mean Donald Sterling. We also discuss cupcakes stuffed with semen, slander each other. Some of the greatest one liners of all time and a bunch of other stuff. Random inclusion we've got a GTA crew now. You should join. These descriptions are getting harder to write. Stay based.Outro: Lil B - Based FreestyleHost Twitter: @OriginalKingD @MrJTrip @Jazputin @CPTIMEPODCAST [Download] [Stitcher][iTunes]brought to you in stereo by the good folks at:  blerdsonline.comTwitter: @BlerdsonlineWhat Does Magic Johnson HaveChampionshipsMoneyAbility to strengthen the communityThe ClippersAIDS  pollcode.com free polls Thanks for sticking with us during our time of lateness. 

This is a vault episode from somewhere around episode  6 or 7. It's pretty funny. We sit around and play a game of press the button. It also marks the birth of Jaz. At some point in this show we started calling him Jaz instead of Julian. This horrible episode is what caused our chemistry to blossom into the amazing show that you now hear regularly. If you want you can check out the previous episode here. Ever wonder if the hyperlinks and HTML show up in iTunes?Host Twitter: @OriginalKingD @MrJTrip @Jazputin Show Contact: Twitter @CPTimePodcast Email: cptimepodcast@gmail.comOutro: Big Krit- Mt. Olympus[Download][Stitcher][iTunes]brought to you in stereo by the good folks at:  blerdsonline.comTwitter: @Blerdsonline 

 We decide to take a break from our lack of usual extensive preparation for our shows, and answer some fan questions, statements and punctuation. Jordan also corrects your grammar, Jaz decided to be funny for a show and Darrell goes on a rant that may or may not be 23 minutes long. Thanks to everyone who left questions, if we didn't answer in this episode we've got 3 more hours of us answering questions. That means you have to subscribe so you can learn when we release it.   [Download] [Stitcher][iTunes]brought to you in stereo by the good folks at:  blerdsonline.comTwitter: @Blerdsonline  Should We Let Terrence On The Show?YesNoWho the f*** is Terrence?  pollcode.com free polls 

In the first official Let CP Time Down we talk about Jordan's barbers, Darrell's personafication of everything & interviews, The Boondocks are back, We go back to the barbers because they still let us down. Saying our last names on the show just creates work for Darrell. Jordan may want to take his relationship with Darrell, but Jaz might watch gay porn. Dates vs Brodates. Jordan's mom, has got it going on. Powdered Alcohal, cocaine and Nas. Moist lisp. Back to Jordan's barber, because he really let us down. Parapalegics are assholes.This is possibly the last time Jordan picks the outro song, gotta roll that back.Outro: Gangster Rap - Nigga Nigga NiggaHost: @OriginalKingD @MrJTrip @Jazputin @CPtimePodcast Email: CPTimePodcast@gmail.com  [Download][Stitcher][iTunes]brought to you in stereo by the good folks at:  blerdsonline.comTwitter: @Blerdsonline Is a brodate the same as a date?Yes, "date" is in the nameNo, ain't no sex in the bro date roomWhat ever happened to hanging out  pollcode.com free polls