Craigsistential Crisis

We're just out here learning things we never wanted (or knew we wanted) to learn, like: when do you, as a nude model, remove your pants? Or who is better, Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper? There's a clear right answer for that last one. Anyway, hold on to your big holes, Talon and Sarah are here for another week of deep dives and sexual awakening stories. We'll be taking a brief hiatus after this episode and we'll be back June 23rd! If you're in LA, you can catch Sarah and girlfriend of the show, Elena Afanasiev, LIVE at Westside Comedy Theater as their absurdist improv duo Dock of the Bay! The next two shows take place on May 29th and June 12th. For tickets and more info, click here: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/11263844

With all the rizz of a competitive eater (are we using that word right?) Talon and Sarah are back to answer the world's oldest question: what's the difference between a weasel and a ferret? Plus, things not to say on the MAX, why you shouldn't google anything with the word teen, and a new (and probably short-lived) segment! We're on TikTok and Insta @craigsistentialcrisis! Our theme is performed by @heyshermie with additional music by @biggietals. Feel free to contact us at craigcripod@gmail.com. If you're in LA, you can catch Sarah and girlfriend of the show, Elena Afanasiev, LIVE May 15th and every other Monday at Westside Comedy Theater as their absurdist improv duo Dock of the Bay! For tickets and more info, click here: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/11263844

It's our 4th Annual 420 episode with guest craigspert, Elena Afanasiev (Dock of the Bay)! This episode is a perfect hybrid that will buzz your brain and place you exactly where your body wants to be right now. A perfect accompaniment to reading missed connections. Under the influence, we'll ask ourselves the big questions; Who's the sexiest Mario character? What is flirting? Why Subway? And we introduce our prototype soundboard! Set a doob ablaze and press play! #Tarot Follow Elena @elenaafanasiev We're on TikTok and Insta @craigsistentialcrisis! Our theme is performed by @heyshermie with additional music by Talon Bigelow. Feel free to contact us at craigcripod@gmail.com. If you're in LA, you can catch Sarah and girlfriend of the show, Elena Afanasiev, LIVE May 1st and every other Monday at Westside Comedy Theater as their absurdist improv duo Dock of the Bay! For tickets and more info, click here: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/11263844

Look out Joaquin, there's a new joker in town! In this episode, we dive deep into the laws of man. You'll learn what not to do in the gym, on airplanes, in the pool, and on missed connections. And for some reason, there is more than one conversation about bangin' Disney characters. It's not our fault. Let's get cracking! Unless you're oozing hellfire, then you should wait a bit (apparently). Our next episode will be our annual 420 episode and will be released on Thursday, April 20th! Spark up and join us! If you're in LA, you can catch Sarah and girlfriend of the show, Elena Afanasiev, LIVE April 17th and every other Monday at Westside Comedy Theater as their absurdist improv duo Dock of the Bay! For tickets and more info, click here!  We're on TikTok and Insta @craigsistentialcrisis! Our theme is performed by @heyshermie. Feel free to contact us at craigcripod@gmail.com.

Sorry for using Talon's least favorite new phrase as a title, but at least we're back! The List has been hard at work while we've been gone, showcasing new flirting techniques, containing barely veiled homosexual tension, and to be frank, lighting that pu***y up. Plus, Talon and Sarah go down a real -ussy rabbit hole (ha ha) you don't want to miss. We're on TikTok and Insta @craigsistentialcrisis! Our theme is performed by @heyshermie. Feel free to contact us at craigcripod@gmail.com.

In this week's episode, Talon and Sarah are in their hamster era as they pitch a controversial new bumper sticker, wish they were interacting with a uterus (don't we all??), and most importantly, discuss the positives of dating a Blue Man. Get tucked into your crying corner, it's a doozy! We're on TikTok and Insta @craigsistentialcrisis! Our theme is performed by @heyshermie. Feel free to contact us at craigcripod@gmail.com. 

It's February, and 2023 vol. 2 is kicking off with our happies and crappies. On the happy side, we find our very own National Treasure hunt, take full control of the gay community, create a new film genre, and talk about journaling. On the crappy side, Talon puts his mouth on a mother. Yeah.  We're on TikTok and Insta @craigsistentialcrisis! Our theme is performed by @heyshermie. Feel free to contact us at craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Calling all Craigs! We're back this week to decode cryptic gambling messages, find our dream man (probably a wealthy goat farmer) and explore new genres. Plus, a thrilling new game!! Bang our line if you're interested. Here's the video we watched: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRpxx9Q3/ We're on TikTok and Insta @craigsistentialcrisis! Our theme is performed by @heyshermie. Feel free to contact us at craigcripod@gmail.com.

We're back in the first episode of 2023 with a piping hot take: LET TALON FINISH. This juicy, gushy episode is gonna appeal to the fishing community and mosh-pit-frequenters alike. Plus, a pop culture catchup, some blatant philandering, and an unfortunate chum bucket reference. Let's make this the year of the Craigs! We're on TikTok and Insta @craigsistentialcrisis! Our theme is performed by @heyshermie. Feel free to contact us at craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Hop into your big-assed cars, it's a new episode! Sarah and Talon are horny for Santa in this pre-holiday edition where we discuss our favorite holiday songs, the existence of soulmates, and the implications of boofing maple syrup (don't look that up). As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! If you must, send your unsolicited offers or services to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Hey, what was that? A new app idea, and a new episode of Craigsistential Crisis! This week, witness a live-posting to Craigslist, learn the difference between BBW and BWW (and which one Talon likes more) and enjoy another chapter of Sarah's failed dating app experiences. Let it piss!   As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

We're back with a post-Halloween special, and the Vitamin D is flowin'. No not that, get your minds out of the gutter. We talk about labias this week instead! Plus, Talon feels negatively about feet AND some poster's euphemisms, Sarah lands on the world's greatest group costume, and we get our spooky fantasy on! As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

IT'S A SPECIAL EPISODE for reasons we'll let you listen to find out. Hold on to your organic butts, cause this week Talon and Sarah dive into what's keeping us from starting a skate gang, the #couplegoals that are Hot Topic couples, and our newest pickup lines over text endeavors. And as always, don't forget the Craigsistential Crisis golden rule: service workers aren't flirting with you, they're just doing their jobs! As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Craigs, the list just keeps on giving this week as Talon and Sarah discuss the all-important question: how does one woo a goth? Plus, secret shoe signals, the invasive niceness of Dutch Brothers workers, and the way having a broken limb just makes your doctor seem that much hotter. As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Strap in, Craigs, this is a wild one. We know we're not a TV show podcast, but that doesn't stop Talon and Sarah this week as they discuss Nathan Fielder. But hey, the man is also a clear Craigslist aficionado! Topics also include dream date outfits, fat politics, and the sexiest sports euphemisms. As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

it is hot hot hot, and this week's episode is hot to match! battling the elements, Talon and Sarah discuss acceptable catcalling, a sexual attraction to disembodied arms, and the perils of falling in love with your friend. plus, a not-so-subtle warning to keep food away from your genitalia. stay cool, Craigs! wanna attend the Dearest Eva premiere? click for tickets and info! as always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Sup Craigs! It's summer, so we're playing fast and loose with the release schedule. This week, Talon and Sarah read perhaps the most menacing MC to date, are pleasantly surprised peonies are not a euphemism (in this case at least), and struggle with the moral implications of cloning. Plus, we give some incredible unsolicited dating advice. It's tough out there, okay?!?!?   As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

It's a summer special! Special because we're joined by girlfriend of the pod, Elena Afanasiev. And extra special because we subject her to the concept of verified glory holes. Plus, we nominate the most famous legs we know, work our single dads into pickup lines and ask ourselves: What's going on with the ‘could be friends' crowd?? Check out Elena's channel here! As mentioned, in response to the supreme court's ruling overturning Roe v. Wade, we hope you'll join us in supporting the National Network of Abortion Funds and Sister Song in their efforts to provide access to safe abortions and preserve human rights.  As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

This week, Talon and Sarah answer the hot-button question of today: what song would save you from an otherworldly psychological attack? plus, book crushes, glasses fetishists, and our deep and personal thoughts on the offense that is cottage cheese. Aaaaand, the long-awaited return of rants and raves! As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

We're back, and this time we have a better excuse than “we didn't feel like recording” we promise! This week, Talon tries out a new catch phrase, and Sarah asks the question that might get her (finally) canceled. We dissect the drink girlie experience, and its roots in the 90s, and continue to serve the sweetness with an MC that'll make you say “awww.”   As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

It's our 3rd Annual 420 Episode with guest craigspert Mariah Mercedes Muñoz! Spark up on this hybrid of an episode that's chill-dominant with a chaotic finish. Are some names objectively ugly? Is there a secret code behind the “Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity”? Should you buy lollipops from the gas station? The answers to these queries PLUS: Our dream/hell blunt rotations, all await.  Nobody should be in jail for cannabis-related offenses. Please visit lastprisonerproject.org to help someone get out today.  As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies!  Takes 1-2 hours to take effect. Serving size: Listen in one setting while stoned.

This week's episode is fully loaded. Just like Kirby. or uh…Herbie. Whatever. Talon and Sarah plunge into the depths of "pick me girls", discuss which Smith was in Madagascar, and are thankful cars are the most private place on earth. Plus, Talon earns softboi status. Our next episode drops on 4/20! Check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for memes, polls, more missed connections, and other goodies!

Time to get day drunk, it's another episode of Craigsistential Crisis! This week, Talon and Sarah discuss the slap heard around the world, and what exactly the pear trees downtown smell like (hint: it's not pears.) Plus, they explore the worst possible synonym for titties (hint: also not pears) and celebrate an important pasta holiday.  As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Crushes are in the air this week, so Talon and Sarah dive straight into their turn-offs  (sorry cat people), how specific to be when manifesting a life partner, and the sexiness of Crocs. Also, we read the perfect passive-aggressive posting (and get a little crush on the writer, too.) As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for more missed connections, bonus content, and interactive fun!

We're back, and season two is even…two-ier! There's 2x the horniness (at least), 2x the references to Blue Man Group, and 2x the digs at things Talon says strangely. Plus, our hosts get OUTRAGED at a seemingly innocuous MC, and Talon reveals a secret Pixar-related talent. Get your infographics ready and strap down your yiddies. As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for more missed connections, bonus content, and interactive fun! 

We don't know if milestones are important to you, but today we celebrate 100 EPISODES! We have a ton of guest and they each brought us a present in the form of a missed connection to share! It's a real who's who of Craigsperts past! Join us and our friends: Elena Afanasiev, Brett McKinney, Kyle Kohlman, Jack Martin, Mariah Muñoz and LA Sketch Comedy group Horse Door (Audrey Goodman, Marcus Munguia and Matt Duran) for an extra thicc centennial celebration filled with retrospection, leaving no topic uncovered.  Links: Elena Afanasiev's YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UC8oWAhV3DJLs5fSz3HHjetA Horse Door's YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/c/HorseDoor Kyle Kohlman photography can be found at www.kylekohlman.com or on insta @kylekohlmanphotos CC Markie "Brow" Music Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=syxawa5mqHA Watch Late Night Feelings on Feb 14th, 8pm PST at twitch.tv/kickstandcomedy As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

We won't lie, it's a silly one. It's rife with jokes you won't get unless you do some googling. Just DON'T google “gagalier”, we want to be explicit about that. We kick things off with a discussion of the tv we're currently digesting. (Yellowjackets, The Goes Wrong Show, Euphoria). Talon feels a kind of way about exposed legs in the wintertime, and catholic school feels a kind of way about little fat girls. Also, do you react to an inside-out sock like Sarah or are you normal? As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

We're back after a little winter break and a trip to Talon's childhood home, and we've got lots to discuss! What are conservative aesthetics? Why would you eat a whole rotisserie chicken in the shower? And what in Sesame Street is going on with Elmo? Trust us, there is a lot of laughs packed into this one. PLUS, we debut a new segment: Best Of! As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

It's here! Our first face-to-face recording session in TOO LONG and the energy is POWERFUL. We do a lot of digging into Sarah's idiosyncrasies and flaws today (her choice), we make some realizations about Trader Joe's special brand of customer service / sexual tension, and we pitch the next great gay romcom! For more info on Fake Radio, visit www.fakeradio.net As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

This episode is trimmed like a tree, and stuffed like a bird! In addition to our usual Missed Connections, we discuss our favorite ASMR genres, and we figure out which one of us had the worse P. E. experience. #BringBackRecess  As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Just keep reading, my guy. It's post-Halloween and this episodes is all treats, no tricks! We discuss our favorite kinds of movies to “Chill” by, we have an impromptu poetry reading, we unearth the BEST BOT on Craigslist, and Talon advocates for stronger Craigslist upkeep. As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

It's pre-Halloween, and the creeps are out! Become beguiled by our vacation brains as we learn some new things! Quick poll: the word "bulge", yay or nay? Also, to the MC writers out there... we need you to get off of the "wood" euphemism.  As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

There are a couple of key phrases in this week's episode that we will not even dare to type. Our podcast does NOT recommend trying to further research these phrases. Do so at your own risk… and let us know what you find. This week, we pitch a new, NEW Cinderella adaptation, we explain “Cuffing Season”, and we get a creepy origin story for our theme song! As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Talon learns what goes down at a Tupperware party, Sarah tells us how NOT to order ranch dressing, and then the conversation takes an.... intimate turn. PLUS, we discuss the results of last episode's poll on spanking!   Link: Seed & Spark campaign for the web series Dearest Eva (featuring Talon!) at https://seedandspark.com/fund/dearest-eva#story As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com.

When it's people you place, and you sort them by race, that's a-racist! Unless you had a plan wherein two strangers can fall in love… We pose a theory about spanking, talk baby names, and we read something positively cheugy! Reminder: we're back to an every-other week release schedule! Next episode drops on 9/16. Link: Seed & Spark campaign for the web series Dearest Eva (featuring Talon!) at https://seedandspark.com/fund/dearest-eva#story As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

This week, we discuss the equitability of foursomes, discuss what Tyler Perry gets right and wrong about extramarital affairs, and we write the next Oscar-winning LGBTQIA+ romance.  Learn more and donate to the Seed & Spark campaign for the web series Dearest Eva (featuring Talon!) at https://seedandspark.com/fund/dearest-eva As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

What is it about Trader Joe's that makes it feel like the love of your life is just on the other side of the aisle? Is it okay to approach someone sitting in a car, ever? How's your neck? These mysteries and more will be solved in this week's episode of Craigsistential Crisis!  Also discussed: Naked Bike Rides, movies that make Talon cry, singing in restaurants, and more! As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com.   

We're back, and it's the episode that wouldn't DIE! Forgive our frustrations with our recording softward. No negativity! PLUS, Craigslist made headlines in a very craigslist sort of ways, we break it down in BREAKING NEWS (Rest in Power, Mr. P)! If you play streetball, you're gonna love this one. See you in the cereal aisle.  As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Holy breastfeeding mothers, Batman!  We dive into the underbelly of the missed connection section in this previously recorded live show (that never aired due to a technical error so it's new to you!) from June 30th!  As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Are you ready for a great show? ______ You are? ______ Well okay then! Summer is in the air and with people are in heat. Camp's are open. teeth are aching and hot dogs are on the ground. Daniel Powter, if you're out there, you're doing great! Sorry about the slight audio issues, you deserve better and you'll get it! As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Podcast Podcast! Like a delicious ooey-gooey gold cheese pizza with a golden-brown pretzel crust, this episode is nearly all GOLD except for the parts that are horribly horny… Topics include Bee Movie roleplay, erotic flowers, body parts that smile, Talon’s legs, and more! As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Everyone in H-Mart... you ok? We discuss the Eurovision Song Contest, the merits of Shrek Forever After, and Talon's Birthday! Words you'll hear differently: Elsa, Bunnies, Cookie, Nape, and Emerson.  As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Today we present our last live stream show from April 30th, 2021! This episode was a blast and feautres a brand new game, "Prized Possession Missed Connection"! Also, check us out on the latest episode of Contrivance, A biweekly roundtable discussion about weird and wonderful inventions throughout history! We had fun with Drew and Brit discussing a possible missed connections competitor. That's synergy! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-060-theres-no-e-in-france/id1435242408?i=1000521406305 As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

We're back after a little break, refreshed, and ready to deliver the wildest missed connections from this week's edition of the internet! From Taco Bell to DQ, from dumpster diving to hitchhiking, from cat calls to sex drives, this episode has it all!  As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em, it’s once again time for our annual 420 celebration! We get high and stay there as we enjoy the bounty of the missed connection section under the influence of oui’d, and under the guidance of our sober companion Elena Afanasiev!  Weed is great fun and all, but it’s sobering to think that there are still people serving time in prisons for marijuana-related convictions just while others profit off of its use or use it to make podcasts. That’s why we’re highlighting a couple of organizations that we hope you’ll read about and donate to! NuLeaf Project’s mission is to build intergenerational wealth via the legal cannabis industry for the communities disproportionately harmed by cannabis criminalization – Black, Indigenous, and Latinx communities. NLP’s programs are designed to increase success outcomes for people of color in the cannabis industry either as business owners or professionals. (nuleafproject.org) Through intervention, advocacy, and awareness campaigns the Last Prisoner Project works to redress the past and continuing harms of these unjust laws and policies. Their first step is to release those still incarcerated on cannabis offenses. Their release efforts focus on clemency initiatives on the state and federal level, their compassionate release program, and client advocacy through their release campaigns.(lastprisonerproject.org) As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

You’ll won’t be surprised to hear us talking about someone’s butt, but you’ll never guess who’s butt it is! Plus, we critique an original(?) poem, figure out which tomato we are, and take a dive deep into the wretched hive of villainy and scum that is McDonaldland.  As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Wow, this was a silly one wherein we learn to never judge an MC by its title. Topics include: dream journals, Cat Bush, floof floof, Diddy, Abs, and what to do with them and Gnomeo & Juliet. Also, there are FIVE Nicolas Cage films referenced in this episode. Can you find them all? RIP Yahoo Answers!   As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

We did some double dipping into the missed connections this week, so this episode is short on time, but HEAVY on chaotic content This episode includes: Saucy nurses, food truck fornicating, and math problems!  As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

What’s the worst thing you could overhear in a Golden Corral? Get ready because you’re about to hear it! RE: bad flirting, worse mix CDs, and fast & furious style action!  We know this is a silly comedy show, but we can’t be silent about the anti-Asian hate crimes that are occurring across our country, most recently in Atlanta. We want to bring your attention to a few organizations that are committed to fighting anti-Asian descrimination who you can donate to right now.  https://www.advancingjustice-atlanta.org/donate https://www.napawf.org/donate   Craigsistential Crisis LIVE! March 26th, 7:30 PM Twitch.tv/kickstandcomedy   As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

We’ve got a tight episode for ya! It’s got evil plans, an examination of the tell-tale signs of arousal, and a preposition with a twist! PLUS, one of us wins a glorious prize in a brand new game! If you listen close, you might hear a ghost… or just our live-in ravioli woman. As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com.