Crapflix & Chill

MERRY CHRISTMAS FOLKS!! Flit your way between multiple storylines that (slightly) connect and wait for our storyline by storyline ‘crapflix or not a crapflix' ending because TODAY we're watching Love Actually This originally was not going to be our season finale but based on a number of situational reasons (including but not limited to one of us recovering from having the dreaded covid) - this will now be the season finale for Season 3 Thank you, as always, for listening. We shall return in 2022 for more. sh*te movies and catch ups J&J

Put on your tight little speedos and get harassed by a flat faced woman because TODAY we're watching Swimfan (2002) This is one of those episodes where J&J don't overly talk about the movie but instead talk about anything / everything else. Because it's bad… really bad

OH BOY(s)! We bl**dy love this show. Listen along as we watch Season 1 Episode 1 of, quite frankly, one of the best shows we've ever seen. Be warned.. this is full of spoilers. Don't say we didn't warn you!

Unpack your water-logged suitcases and meet a gaggle of British girls in your dorm because today we're watching Emma Roberts overact in Wild Child! Against all odds watch this bratty American teen offend everyone yet still remain strangely popular and face off against the Head Girl who looks like a character from Wallace & Gromit! Have fun with this one. We did.

Did you know Disney made a horror movie? That's right! Only 1! Ever! And it's pathetic… Hook up your gaming consoles to very different sized television sets and play a horror video game that's SURE to be the death of you… This week we're joined by a special guest, all-around nice guy and quite possibly the buffest guy Joe knows.. Andy Gray!

Pack NOTHING for a 3 day stint in a dingy bunker that goes HORRIBLY wrong.. because today we're watching British snooz-a-thon ‘The Hole' Possibly our shortest episode, yet! If you've seen this movie - you'll understand why! Dodgy accents, stupid plot and Kiera Knightley's chin all star We also read out some listener requests too..!

Pack your bags for the WORST school trip of your LIFE and set sail to a murder island where you have to kill 41 other students in a death game because tonight we're talking about the ICONIC Battle Royale That's right it's time for another ‘GOODFLIX' ~ and what with the popularity of Squid Games we thought we'd watch one of the O.G's ..Hunger Games quake in fear

Put on some 'Oakely Gascan' style eyewear to see 13 ghosts in a spooky unliveable see-through house of death because TODAY we're watching... Thir13en Ghosts! Happy Halloween, folks! FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://www.instagram.com/crapflixpodcast https://www.Facebook.com/crapflixpodcast https://twitter.com/crapflixpodcast or email us with suggestions for new episodes at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Jamie Ballantyne

Crapflix is back for a THIRD season! So it's time to drink some liquor in a car with your friends, run over an old drunk man and shout at each other about it until 1/2 of you get killed! That's right, in honour of the newly released Prime series of the same name - we open with the ridiculous ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer' - listen to us misremember that it's actually quite slow and boring and chat sh*t as always It's good to be back…

Guys ! We made it to our one year anniversary .. and what better way to celebrate than to post our VERY FIRST 'in person' recorded episode. That's right. We've recorded across the country, across London but NOW we've sat around a table together and had a chin wag. We look back on the season - give a few awards out and cast our minds back to the VERY beginning !! It's been a journey - see you in Season 3 ! FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://www.instagram.com/crapflixpodcast https://www.Facebook.com/crapflixpodcast https://twitter.com/crapflixpodcast or email us with suggestions for new episodes at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Jamie Ballantyne

It's the SEASON 2 FINALE of Crapflix and Joe and Jamie are feeling nostalgic. As such they've gone way way back to the film that started this whole podcast off 'Secret Obsession'.. the film that was SO SH*T it inspired a whole podcast about other SH*T movies! It's been a pleasure travelling through season 2 with you all! Stay in touch on the socials, below

Take every drug and get naked with your holiday friends because today we're watching the ridiculous Donkey Punch (2008) Listen to us awkward converse during the 10 minute sex scene and then laugh at the absurd antics that follow! Pure British horror trash

This week on another **GOODFLIX** Repeat the same day over, and over, and over again (lockdown vibes!!) because today we're watching the brilliant Palm Springs (2020) WARNING - we actually get a little deep in this episode, for once.

Backflip, kick, take orders from a giant floating egg head, yell catchphrases whilst standing in formation and wear only the coloured clothing of your secret identity because TODAY we're talking about ‘Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie!' MORPHI-F*CKIN-NOMINAL!! Jamie & Joe have a blast watching two completely separate storylines splice horribly together and guess what.. Kimberley the Pink Power ranger is still fit.

Run over an old gypsy and then go on the MOST EFFECTIVE diet plan of your life because today we're watching Stephen King's Thinner (1996) Jamie and Joe discuss their own weight loss / gain journeys, their relationship with food and whether or not it's okay to say the word ‘gypsy' anymore..

In the famous words of the Baha Men ‘What the f**k is this piece of sh*t movie?' (It was the b-side track). So shoot an arrow into the leg of a friend because TODAY we're watching The Breed (2006) starring Michelle Rodriguez, Oliver Hudson and the dreadful Taryn Manning Thank you to Amanda St for suggesting this movie on our Facebook page

Smoke some weed with Warwick Davis dressed as a rhyming Leprechaun because today we're watching ‘Leprechaun In the Hood' (2000)

Jump + whoop continuously whilst wearing all black because today you're about to listen to one of the J's fart audibly whilst recording. The fart has more emotional depth than this entire film. Plus we were very hungover.

What the f**k was that..

Point the barrel of a shotgun in the face of a cartoon character and dribble around Lola bunny because on today's GOODFLIX we're watching the OG Space Jam (1996) This episode was a listener suggestion. Big up, Charlie!

Loudly crunch some Pepsi and Pop Rocks in front of a room full of 35 year old teenagers because today we're watching Urban Legend (1998) with special guest Luke Mordue from ‘Urban Legends' Podcast (how satisfying!!) FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://www.instagram.com/crapflixpodcast https://www.Facebook.com/crapflixpodcast https://twitter.com/crapflixpodcast FOLLOW URBAN LEGENDS https://instagram.com/urbanlegends.podcast https://www.facebook.com/urbanlegendspodcast/ https://twitter.com/ulpodcast https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/urban-legends/id1535553989 or email us with suggestions for new episodes at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Jamie Ballantyne

Shriek into a megaphone on an island of dinosaurs and run away from a monophonic ringtone because today we're talking Jurassic Park III (2001) FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.facebook.com/crapflixpodcast/ or email us with suggestions for new episodes at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

Crunch on some cock…roaches and rip your face off because today we're watching Hostel: Part III (2011) Jamie & Joe FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast Episode edited by Joe Thompson

Jiggle your tits in scantily clad clothing because today we're watching DOA: Dead Or Alive (2006) Jamie & Joe FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast Episode edited by Joe Thompson

Board a spooky halloween boat to a beautiful island of death-fights because today we're watching Mortal Kombat (1995).. the OG baby Jamie & Joe FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast Episode edited by Joe Thompson

Beat up a huge furry robot ostrich because today we're watching Five Nights at Fr… sorry… Willy's Wonderland (2021) Jamie & Joe FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast Episode edited by Joe Thompson

Say cheese then die as today we're watching 35 year old ‘teenagers' die horrifically..twice..in Final Destination 3 (2006) Jamie & Joe FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast Episode edited by Joe Thompson

Drag Race? Brilliant. Season 11? … Even Miley Cyrus can't save this one. Disagree? Let us know crapflixpodcast@gmaill.com Jamie & Joe FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast Episode edited by Joe Thompson

Open up a home-crafted, carefully constructed love card of death because today we're talking about 2001's Valentine! Happy LOVE DAY everyone Jamie & Joe FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email us at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

This week on Crapflix & Chill's Season 2 premiere good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts Jamie and Joe watch 1995's bizzare, garish MESS of a film, Showgirls! To celebrate the start of season 2 we are joined by a very special guest Ross Harmston (from The Danger Club podcast). As a three we share stories of our own experiences in strip clubs together, try and decifer whether it's terrible terrible acting or iconically brilliant and stretch our usual run time so we make it all the way to THAT swimming pool scene. Blimey. We're delighted to be back Jamie & Joe FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email us at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

This week on Crapflix & Chill's Christmas special good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts watch 2015's hilarious holiday horror, KRAMPUS! It's a bit like Gremlins meets 30 days of night meets some other monster movie. It's also surprisingly charming! Merry Christmas, everyone! The Christmas episode marks our Season 1 finale. Thanks to all for listening along Joe & Jamie FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email them at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

This week on Crapflix & Chill good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts swim down to the murky depths of the Deep Blue Sea (1999) LL Cool J, Samuel L Jackson and Thomas Jane. What more could you ask for? Oh yeh. The bird from Sopranos! … and three overly intelligent sharks… FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email them at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by @JoeThompson_____

This week on Crapflix & Chill good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts Jamie Ballantyne and Joe Thompson struggle their way through Vampire Academy. It probably worked as a book… bunch of blood wh*res FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email them at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

This week on Crapflix & Chill good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts Jamie Ballantyne and Joe Thompson part their emo hair to the side, do an embarrasing street dance and web swing their way to mediocrity as they watch 2007's Spider-Man 3 They compare Toby, Andrew and Tom's portrayals and the wider cast. Cringe at the casting choice of Topher Grace as Venom and moan every time Toby Maguire pretty much says anything! FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email them at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

This week on Crapflix & Chill good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts Jamie Ballantyne and Joe Thompson are joined by special guest Katie Peake to hunt for a sexy, dishevelled professor and capture lots of video footage for plot convenience because today we're watching Time Trap (2017) They also discuss their worst injuries to-date, what they'd do in this situation and whether we should forever more refer to Joe as the Jeremy Beadle of Buckhurst Hill, Essex. FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email them at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

This week on Crapflix & Chill good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts Jamie Ballantyne and Joe Thompson sit in a small, cold looking metal box with a wall of monitors and watch the first hour of 2002's Panic Room. They discuss a VERY young Kristen Stewart's androgynous look, what they would do in this situation and which actor is completely changing the tone of the movie.. FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email them at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

This week on Crapflix & Chill good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts Jamie Ballantyne and Joe Thompson break tradition for Halloween by watching a movie they LOVE, instead! They watch Scream all the way up to Tatum in the garage (spoilers, whoops!). Joe insists that they actually watch this one rather than their usual talking over it. They both find it refreshing to watch a movie that's ACTUALLY good. So listen-a-long as they watch this iconic movie that re-vitalised the horror genre with it's meta quips and TENSE AF opening scene! FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email them at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

This week on Crapflix & Chill good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts Jamie Ballantyne and Joe Thompson BARELY watch 2020's ‘Airplane Mode' whilst instead discussing social media, influencers and it's impact on society. It's probably the LEAST they've ever actually watched a film and the MOST they've talked over it. We wouldn't recommend this as a ‘watch-a-long' guys.. FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email them at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

This week on Crapflix & Chill good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts Jamie Ballantyne and Joe Thompson see a teenage Shia LeBeouf spy on his neighbours as a little ‘punk' on house arrest. Jamie and Joe talk pranks, comparable movies and point out the usual cliches of American teen cinema. **SPOILER WARNING** For those expecting a FULL watch-a-long, we watched the first hour then stopped to discuss FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email them at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

This week on Crapflix & Chill good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts Jamie Ballantyne and Joe Thompson repeatedly gaze into each other's eyes whilst laying on a dewy lawn and moan their way through the first hour of the first Twilight movie starring a heap of actors who are FAR too good for this series. Now, Joe HAS seen this film before (it's the only film that can put him to sleep in about 6 minutes) but Jamie HASN'T. Listen along as Joe guides Jamie around the predictable plot and all of it's sparkly diamond-skinned vampire, glory. FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email them at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

This week on Crapflix & Chill good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts Jamie Ballantyne and Joe Thompson laugh through 2003's cross-over Freddy Vs. Jason starring a bunch of nobodies and Kelly Rowland's early two thousands red ‘dilemma' hair. 10 episodes in already! Time flies when you're pieces of sh*t... FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email them at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

This week on Crapflix & Chill good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts Jamie Ballantyne and Joe Thompson find their sweet spot with the truly terrible Blumhouse flick 'Truth Or Dare' (2018) They make swift decisions around what they would do in the same situation and laugh at how hilariously UN-SCARY the filter effect is on their faces. Jamie also rambles on about the brilliant 'Mario Sunshine' whilst Joe disappears to the bathroom (*for too long) Enjoy! FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email them at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

This week on Crapflix & Chill good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts Jamie Ballantyne and Joe Thompson struggle their way through 2015's TRULY terrible 'Pixels' starring Adam f*cking Sandler and his mates. Listen to their immediate reactions as they try their level-best to keep watching this piece of sh*t movie. **SPOILER WARNING** For those expecting a FULL movie watch through… we didn't make it. It beat us. FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email them at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

This week on Crapflix & Chill good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts Jamie Ballantyne and Joe Thompson dance their way through 2018's ‘Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again' starring a plethora of well-known actors performing some of the LESS famous ABBA songs that made the sequel! Their watch-a-long / sing-a-long antics veers off course at times (as always) as they discuss ‘Take Me Out', musicals in general, bad casting choices and much more.. FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email them at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

This week on Crapflix & Chill good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts Jamie Ballantyne and Joe Thompson brush their hair and get their tuxes on as tonight they're watching 2008's 'Prom night' starring Brittany Snow (again) and Irdis Elba (also again!). Listen to their immediate reactions as they watch one of the worst remakes of all time (surely!) Aside from the movie they also discuss beards on men, their own experiences with prom-like events and whether the maniac is suitably dressed.. FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email them at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

This week on Crapflix & Chill good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts Jamie Ballantyne and Joe Thompson navigate their way through 2012's ‘Would You Rather' starring Brittany Snow, John Heard and the LEGENDARY June Squibb. Listen to their immediate reactions as they explore this silly (BUT DEADLY) parlour game! They mainly discuss what they would do if they where in this situation but they also touch upon torture porn, dinner parties, Community, musicals and much more… FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email them at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

This week on Crapflix & Chill good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts Jamie Ballantyne and Joe Thompson talk through 2018's ‘He's Out There' starring Yvonne Strahovski and the Pniowsky sisters! Joe feels tense for most of the movie and wonders how much of his fear will be captured by his new mic. He also realises how bad he would be if he had to look after children in this type of a crisis situation. Jamie has an interesting routine at AirBnB's upon arrival and discusses his inquisitive nature as a child (one that have easily got him killed in this scenario!) FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email them at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

This week on Crapflix & Chill good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts Jamie Ballantyne and Joe Thompson talk through 2009's 'Obsessed' starring Idris Elba, Beyonce Knowles-Carter and Ali Larter! They squabble a bit about whether this film is 'bad' enough to be on the podcast and, as always, wonder gloriously off-topic. Some topics include: Being gay in a work place, personal accounts of obsessive behaviour and the etiquette of 'who buys the drinks' on a date. This is the last recording with Joe's lower quality mic so bear with us! FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email them at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

This week on Crapflix & Chill good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts Jamie Ballantyne and Joe Thompson beaver their way through the terribly hilarious Zombeavers (2014). Listen to their immediate reactions as they explore this short, ridiculous, hairy, noisy, undead mini-monster movie. They also touch upon topics such as girls going topless in movies and real life, sorority / fraternities and how the little dog is quite clearly the best character of this movie. Apologies for the mic quality on Joe's side. His better mic has now arrived but won't be featured until the 4th episode. He's hoping his vocal charisma can carry him through till then! FOLLOW CRAPFLIX https://twitter.com/Crapflixpodcast https://www.instagram.com/Crapflixpodcast or email them at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com Episode edited by Joe Thompson

In the 1st episode of Crapflix & Chill, good friends and bad-movie-enthusiasts Jamie Ballantyne and Joe Thompson navigate their way through the underwhelming plot of The Stepfather (2009) starring Dylan Walsh, Penn Badgley and Amber Heard. They since learnt that they erranously pronounced Penn's surname for the entire run-time so enjoy hearing THAT mistake over and over again! (Sorry Penn) They also touch upon other topics such as the 'American Dream', hot tubs, an unfortunate school child's daily accident and Ted Bundy. Edited by Jamie Ballantyne A few words from Dylan Walsh here Join the conversation with Crapflix & Chill on twitter and/or instagram or email them at crapflixpodcast@gmail.com