Crash On My Couch

Will and Arden talk dinosaurs, Nintendo and debate the wonders of a mid-pandemic Disney World visit.

It's finally here people!! A new episode of COMC highlighting some very cool folks from the BIPOC community that YOU should know immediately! I'm talking art vigilantes, genius innovators, and starters of revolutions!!

'This week we give an update on the mysterious and ever evolving tale of Fenn’s Treasure.

On this week's episode of COMC, we discuss the parallel universe versions of ourselves that probably exist (spoiler alert they are NOT good people), we discuss why the hell there are sooo many bots on Twitter right now, and Will deep dives on the internet to find the best metal detector an amateur treasure hunter could hope for!

In this episode, Arden and Will eat the rich, trap their neighbors like in an acme cartoon, and learn what qualifies as “adventurous” in America!

This week we decided to park the komodo and let you guys in on some interesting tid bits, like why everyone is freaking out about MURDER HORNETS and a five year old that decided to take a joy ride on the highway... We also give you some haircutting advice from two people who know next to nothing about cutting hair!

Today on COMC, we admit to planning an all out assault of our social distance flouting neighbors by nerf gun, there's a penguin and orangutang play date at the San Diego Zoo, and we talk about how Tony Hawk and James Charles will band together to broker intergalactic peace.

This week Arden and Will discuss a tiger thought to be extinct since the 1930’s, a virtual tour you can take from home through the eyes of someone actually hiking FOR YOU in the Faroe Islands, and the rise of the dirt bikers!

Will & Arden chat crazy technology, a murder in the happiest place on earth and an update to one of the worlds most coveted treasures! This week and more on Crash On My Couch.

Will and Arden discuss an intrepid art detective on the case of a missing Van Gogh, why we haven't spotted aliens on earth just yet, and Albert Einsteins most famous but forgotten quote, "Gods greatest gift to mankind is the modern toilet."

Jared Leto did WHAT?! The Nintendo Conspiracy and the Coronavirus moron. This week and more on Crash On My Couch!

Will and Arden talk fitness. Virtual fitness! Did you know that staring at a treadmill screen has benefits? Nor did we! Also where h*ll does your cat go when it goes wandering about outside? Let's find out!

Times are crazy! You all know what we're talking about. Today Will and Arden share some fun ideas to enjoy being indoors!

Will and Arden talk animals from Coronavirus origins to cute fuzzy animal contests and more! Tune in for some fun!

Who knew a human being could produce their own alcohol? You'll have to listen to believe it!

Arden and Will discover many things in this episode. How much a Komodo dragon weighs, what Wills favorite Simpsons movie is, and a f**k ton of stuff in Egypt.Find out the fun details in the episode! You're in for a treat!

After short lived stints as boat captains and cabaret ensemble members, Will and Arden have come to the conclusion that podcasting really IS their true calling. They're back baby, and better than ever.

Cult updates, a weekly genius and tangents galore! Arden and Will applaud the 12 year-old who managed to steal his parents' credit card and take his own adventure to Bali. Arden also shares a little "What's in My Bag - Runaway Rucksack Edition." Then they introduce you to Alipay, the Chinese rating system that put you in the digital underclass, make you dump your friends, and potentially ruin or upgrade your life. Lastly, they update you on charges against Smallville actress Allison Mack for her involvement with the so-called "female mentorship group", aka the NXIVM cult.

You sent us some smelly and sketchy articles this week! Arden and Will first discuss the idiot who accidentally summoned seagulls into his hotel room with a suitcase of pepperoni (and the story only gets worse...) Then, they marvel at Japan's "mourn-and-go" drive-through funeral service. You know, for when you need to make a quick pit stop and pay respects to your dearly deceased. Finally, they share the news about Nxivm, the creepy cult that is marketed as a badass feminist bootcamp - but is far, far, FAR from it... Keep those articles coming! Tweet us @comcpodcast

How do you prove you're alive? Is the Malaysia Flight 370 still out there? Arden and Will give you the scoop on a man who found out that he's dead. Then they try to decipher if aliens sent a mysterious coded message that could lead to the missing Malaysia Flight 370. Finally, they get real intimate with human anatomy and introduce you to the interstitium, a new organ that might lead to a solution for cancer. Keep those articles a-comin'! Tweet them to @comcpodcast if you want that super cool toaster!

Can the sky bring us gold? Would you rely on self-driving cars? Arden and Will feature more ideas from our wonderful Toaster Trial competitors, including the dangers of self-autonomous cars, the time it rained gold, and a friendship between a queen bumblebee and her rescuer that are totes #goals. Tweet the sweet articles you find to @comcpodcast and you could win a free toaster!

Government time travel experiments, Russian dopers, and the fatal Fenn Treasure - Arden and Will enter some dark territory this week...First they share the idiot Olympic "I don't do doping" Russian athlete who, of course, got caught doping. Then they discuss another death in the search for Fenn's Treasure, and whether Mr. Forrest Fenn is just trolling us all. Lastly, they unravel the conspiracy behind the US government's secret Montauk Project, where people were sent into time travel and unable to remember it ever again - until now. Score a free toaster! Tweet @comcpodcast with the cool & crazy articles you find. We wanna know!

Trying to beat the system? Take some tips from this week's hilarious heroes. First, Arden and Will reveal how a very average skier became an Olympic athlete. Then they cover the KFC shortage in the UK, and how we could someday have a black market of chicken. Finally, they share how a crafty reporter manipulated the world of TripAdvisor and made his dumpy shed the #1 hot restaurant in all of London. Get those gold stars and win a toaster! Tweet us your juicy articles @comcpodcast or email crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com

Flying flatulence, Black Panther controversies, and poacher tartare - Arden and Will have a lot on this week's menu! First they share the story of the putrid farts that forced an emergency plane landing. Then they review the annoying fake news around the blockbuster hit movie, Black Panther - but also celebrate the achievements from the Black Panther Challenge. Finally, they indulge in a lovely tale about a suspected poacher, whose encounter with some lions will make you say, "Well...that's karma." Tweet @comcpodcast with the funky and funny stories we should discuss on the podcast! And you can possibly win a toaster!

Arden and Will get wet, wild, and a little weepy over this week's news. First, they return to emotional support pets vs. airline staff, in which a poor hamster gets flushed down an airport toilet. Then they reveal the amazing laser data discovery of ancient Mayan ruins. But then it's more sad news for Nigel, the loneliest bird who died next to his beloved bird statue. Thanks Audible! Get a free audiobook with a free 30 day trial at audible.com/CRASH or text CRASH to 500-500. Join the Toaster Trials 2K18 Gauntlet Fun Fun! Tweet @comcpodcast with the weirdest and most wonderful news you can find

Orgasms at the gym, peacocks vs. United Airlines, and what lies beneath a Delaware-sized iceberg - fun facts and stories galore! Arden and Will first discuss the emotional support peacock that was not welcomed at the airport. They also warn you about the possible discoveries under Antarctica's giant iceberg, like mermen and frozen dinosaurs and a very hungry Cthulhu. Finally, they explain how exercise can lead some ladies to a very climactic point. Follow our new Twitter account! @comcpodcast

Arden and Will revisit some of their favorite moments from the podcast! Enjoy the walk down memory lane, with pitstops at B.o.B's ridiculous flat earth theory, the debut of Let's Go On A Treasure Hunt!, and their advice for handling long distance relationships. We'll be back next week with fresh new episodes! Send your segment ideas on Twitter @ardenrose and @willdarbyshire

Fifth graders on edibles, mind control, and the cereal cure for "self pollution" - this week's stories are off their nuts! Arden and Will first talk about a 9 year-old weekly ignorant who accidentally got her classmates high on Grandpa's marijuana gummies. Then they marvel at how multiple doctors almost mistakenly performed an autopsy on an actually alive man. Finally, they dive into John Harvey Kellogg (yes, the man who brought you Corn Flakes) and his serious, serious issues with all things sex. Thanks to Audible! Get a free audiobook with a free 30 day trial at audible.com/CRASH or text CRASH to 500-500.

Arden and Will have a long, long chat about an epic Tinder search, first date etiquette, and the Academy Award season! First, they explain why this week's weekly genius emailed every Claudia at the University of Missouri. Then they introduce you to a study that wants you to talk about abortions and STDs on your first date. Lastly, they debate which movies, filmmakers, and actors deserved the Oscar nomination, which ones didn't make the cut, and which ones could've been ditched.

Wonderful weed updates, diamond discoveries, and spy shit - no fake news this week! First, Arden and Will share a sweet spin on last week's wacky tabacky story. Then they plan their wild future with their stolen engagement diamond. Finally, they expose the CIA's sloppy hunt for the Chinese spy who may have infiltrated their system. Got some articles for the show? Tweet us @ardenrose and @willdarbyshire with #crashonmycouch!

Arden and Will have some tips to make 2018 a great year! This includes why we should stop Jeff Sessions and his madness towards marijuana, why you shouldn't work out with your significant other, how to prioritize self-care, and how to use the January slump to get your creative juices flowing.

Happy New Year! Arden and Will kick off 2018 with a rant about weekly idiot Logan Paul (who, let's be honest - is always an idiot) and the reasons they avoid the YouTube world today. Then they dive into the scientific ways you can motivate yourself to be more productive this year. Finally, in Reel Talk they guess the three top box office hits of 2017 that all starred badass female leads.

Frozen corpses, lost homes, and a Q&A - it's a not so holly jolly present from Arden and Will! Learn about cryogenics, the crazy process of freezing your body to resurrect it in the future. Then enjoy some ho-ho-hah-hahs over the Canadian who found a missing house on his property. Finally, unwrap Arden and Will's advice about finding more energy as an introvert, and surviving the teenage years when you don't give a crap of coal about drinking or smoking weed.

Battling birds, AI robot families, and movie mania for Lady Bird! Arden and Will chat about how Greta Gerwig's Lady Bird broke records on Rotten Tomatoes, why we should be afraid of Sophia the talking robot and her Sophia robot babies, and how emu overpopulation began a historical war. Send us an email or voice memo about your pressing questions! crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com

Arden and Will reach for all kinds of heights in this week's weird news, including the latest in flat earther shenanigans, Pikachu and Hello Kitty's new roles as city-appointed representatives, and the science of singing the highest opera note ever. Any wacky, ridiculous, or amazing news we should share on the show? Tweet us @ardenrose and @willdarbyshire with #crashonmycouch

How did the sugar industry secretly start the low-fat diet? Hugh Jackman as James Bond? Arden and Will explore the sugar conspiracy, Coca-Cola's brilliant, yet manipulative marketing scheme to infiltrate our favorite holidays, treasure that is probably cursed, and the alternate world where other famous actors play some iconic movie roles.

What happens when love goes too far? Arden and Will tell you out about the self-loving lady who married herself and cheated on herself, and the fatal dangers of your dog's kisses. Then they explore the most unshocking Thanksgiving facts that could totally help you get a date.

Description: Just when we thought the world (mostly Japan) couldn't get any weirder...Learn how you can get KFC Japan's exclusive fried chicken bath scent, and why Colonel Sanders loves Japan in Christmas. If that's not bizarre enough, also find out how a Japanese man was able to marry an anime character in a VR wedding. Then dive into the ancient, yet very familiar war between intellectuals and religion that ruined the historical Library of Alexandria. Typical. Questions? Comments? Super Mario Odyssey tips? Send them to crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH

Arden and Will explore the trending TV topics! First, they explain why a beloved Great British Bake Off judge spoiled the entire season. Then they dive into the hot debate - are Steve and Jean Ralphio really related? Finally, they teach you about Japan's robot Buddhist monk that can bless your dead body. Share your segment ideas with us! Tweet @ardenrose and @willdarbyshire or email crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com

Cursed movies, Halloween trivia, and creepy cults - it's a time for fright! Arden and Will explore the spooky real life phenomena behind the classic horror films, "Rosemary's Baby" and "Poltergeist." Then Arden tests her knowledge on the origins of Halloween, jack-o-lanterns, and the true meaning of trick-or-treat. Finally, they discuss the infamous Heaven's Gate cult, and what makes it much scarier than all the others... What should we name our "movies" segment? Tweet your ideas to @ardenrose and @willdarbyshire or email crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com

It's a Q&A with Arden and Will! But first, learn about the infamous "Mad Pooper" jogger and the science of divorce rates. Then they tackle your questions on how to be British, how porn affects your sex compatibility, and whether or not you should date your coworker. Send your questions to crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH!

Arden and Will rant about the insanity of Rick and Morty fans, especially when it comes to McDonald's Szechuan sauce. (Please don't trade your car or your kidney. It'll be back this winter.) They also explain why your dog should sleep in your bedroom, and drift into a fantasy about their future pets. Finally, learn about the super cool job that will pay you to go shopping. Thank you HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com and use code CRASH30 to get $30 off your first week of deliveries.

Arden and Will share the tall and trashy tales of today's news! First they dump on B.o.B's GoFundMe page to prove that his dumb flat earth theory is correct. They also explore the Stone Age civilization that is somehow surviving without fire, hamburgers, and Game of Thrones in our modern day world. Best of all, they dig into the conspiracy (or "Konspiracy") that the triple Kardashian pregnancy is part of Kris Jenner's master plan. Be very scared.

This week, Arden and Will tell you which creatures rank highest on the most painful stings, and what you should do if you get attacked (hint: scream). They also share stories of strange objects stuck in strange parts of the body, like the corn ball shoved in Will's nose. Lastly, they reveal accidental treasures that were found in very ordinary places, such as the Declaration of Independence, gold coins, and "Who the fuck is Jackson Pollock?" Take our audience survey! Find the link here https://www.crashonmycouchshow.com/audience-survey/

Arden and Will introduce you to the failed Starbucks robber who is suing a Good Samaritan for stopping his crime. Also find out if you're scientifically an Ernest Hemingway, a Mary Poppins, a Nutty Professor, or a Mr. Hyde when you're drunk. Then discover why your dog is the most likely pet to eat your face once you're dead. So much for being a good boy... Send us your adulting questions at crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH! Thanks to Away! Go to awaytravel.com/crash and use the promo code crash to get $20 off your order!

This week, Arden and Will share more fascinating discoveries from the Internet! First, they explain why Martin Shkreli (aka the Voldemort of the human race) should be kept in jail forever - and not the nice celebrity one. Then learn about the awesome ninja house that would be a parkour lover's delight, but our worst nightmare. Finally, find out why you can blame your allergies on the night when Mom and Dad conceived you. Thanks to HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com and use code CRASH30 to get $30 off your first week of deliveries.

This week, Arden and Will try to save your life! First they explain why you shouldn't shoot bullets at a hurricane (we know that's on your to-do list). Then they unveil the actually true conspiracy about the CIA's "heart attack gun" and the secret spy weapon of the poisonous umbrella that took a man's life. Finally, learn why you should think twice before checking your phone at bedtime, and especially when you agree to that graveyard shift. Thanks to BarkBox! Visit barkbox.com/crash for a FREE EXTRA MONTH of BarkBox when you subscribe to a 6 or 12 month plan!

This week, Arden and Will answer your adulting questions! How can you satisfy your own libido when your partner doesn't want sex? How often should you vacuum? How do you help your boyfriend if he's in a rut? They tackle these dilemmas and more! - but not without first discussing the amazing Tinder date that ended with a lady stuck in a window after trying to toss out her poo. Thanks to RX BAR for supporting Crash On My Couch. Get 25% off your first order at RXBAR.com/crash and use promo code CRASH.

This week, Arden and Will rant about dumb people wearing sunscreen on their eyes to see the eclipse, followed by an intense debate on whether sunscreen for the eyeballs could really exist. They also reveal how likely you'll go to the gym if Amazon gift cards are involved, and share a touching story about how a vegetable helped rediscover a long lost engagement ring. Q&A coming soon! Send your questions to crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH

This week, Arden and Will dive deep into more wild science experiments and celeb conspiracies! First, they explore the ethics of pig-human embryos and determine which animal hybrid would be the most awesome of them all. Then they expose the coded meaning behind Avril Lavigne song lyrics. (Or is it really Avril...) Finally, they make plans for their next treasure hunt to find the Golden Owl, aka France's Fenn Treasure. Thanks to LOLA! To get 60% of your first order, visit mylola.com and enter crash.

This week, Arden and Will are getting a little dark...First, they debate which Spongebob Squarepants characters fit the seven deadly sins (and Arden expresses her general obsession for the cartoon). Then they explain the science behind smiling so you don't creep out someone, unlike Christopher Walken or Tom Cruise. Finally, they reveal the Lone Star tick that could make us all vegetarians. Thanks to HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com and use code CRASH30 to get $30 off your first week of deliveries.