Joe McAdam and Cullen Crawford place ill-informed and emotionally motivated bets on football games. Whoever has the most money at the end of the season wins.
Sam Wiles, the FF(WAG) Mel Kiper Jr., pops by to talk about how Boston sports fan hygeine, who has the best name in the draft and of course give his analysis on which boys are the best boys for pro football.
In the season finale, Cullen and Joe discuss their usual topics: suicide, gooning vs. edging, and what color boots Reba is going to wear at the Super Bowl.
Joe and Cullen create a perfect alternative to the Pro Bowl, decide which mascots they'd eat, and invent a new kind of casino.
Joe and Cullen briefly discuss potential slogans for bread, Catholicism, the film Saltburn and of course NFL football.
Cullen and Joe had a few Coors Lights so this one is mostly about football. Nick Siriani is the NFL's worst vibes guy, Joe plants a flag on the "being weird about beating the Chiefs curse" and Cullen relentlessly big dogs fans of the Packers for their lack of sophistication. ATTN: There's an audio issue around 36 mintues in where it skips but all you missed was Cullen saying the Packers going to the Super Bowl would make him quit watching football and imagines a world where what if the Raiders were good. We know about it and we're sorry.
We dip into the listener mailbag and answer which team would be the best fit for Mr. Bean, why commercials should just tell us how much feces is in the food, and of course, V I B E S
Week 18 brings with it a sense of peace. Cullen and Joe discuss various remedies for insomnia, potential new NFL teams, and the big suicidal pop tart.
Cullen and Joe are exhausted by football and gambling.
Week 16 is on Zoom and FF(WAG) will NOT appologize for it. The Chiefs are Bret Hart in 1997 and the Bears are... Savio Vega? Joe and Cullen dish out gambling and pornography reccomendations of equal value.
CW: We talk about suicide (but not in a serious way, we just didn't want to blindside anyone). Also, and without a content warning: Italians, "Who's More Racist?", Panera, and of course, vibes kings.
Cullen and Joe recap their Thanksgiving, update a few team's vibes, and roll out some Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction recommendations. Find out what cops get an ACAB pass, and Joe has a new theory that Andy Reid = Shigeru Miyamoto? Sponsored by Black Rifle Tampons.
Short and sweet(?). Joe and Cullen record at 9 am on Thanksgiving to get this out to you as fast as possible. Themla (a baby) picks the first game of Thanksgiving. Is she on a path to become a degenerate gambler? You decide!
Joe and Cullen fully devolve. What is this? They try to name celebrities from Seattle.
Returning guest, writer (American Dad), and lapsed Rams fan Alisha Ketry and her husband (Chris Stephens of Butt) join Joe and Cullen to talk about their year of LA Rams fandom, their wedding anniversay in Vegas, and how there needs to be a sensitive casino. This one devolves as Coors Lights flow and Chris and Alisha's dog (Monty) gets antsy.
The REAL Week 9 Episode! The boys talk about Hasil Adkins, carnies and do impressions. Every week Cullen and Joe become more dilillusioned by football...
Joe and Cullen talk about their favorite movie The Beach Bum, Dayton Moore's pornography policies, and who still has the worst vibes (it's Denver). After writing down their bets for the first time last week, they've realized they're exactly equally awful at gambling. Can they get the same amount of embarrassing whiffs again this week? Tune in to find out!
Football was wrong but Joe was right. Cullen reveals his plot for Austin Powers 4, The vibes ranking sees a shake up, Joe goes full homer mode on the Chiefs, and also talks about The Island of Dr. Moreau. Oh, there's a poorly performed parody song about Shaq not fitting in a ride at Knott's Berry Farm too.
Joe and Cullen can't stop losing at gambing. Can Cullen name over 4.5 Jellicles? Joe tries a Jucy Lucy in Minneapolis, and the Broncos vibes continue to be atrocious.
Cullen and Joe lost tons of money but feel know that this week is their week. Joe has a bone to pick with Riverboat Ron Rivera not living up to his name, and Cullen contemplates not being a Bears fan. All this plus an A.I. child sings a hit song from the 90s.
No guest this week as Cullen and Joe discuss whether the Broncos or Bears have worse vibes. Joe introduces a new segment, Late Night FF(WAG). Did Joe bust a potential $890 joint parlay? Is Cullen Jokerfied? You be the judge!
Comedian, podcaster (Doing Lines, Never Seen It) and Chiefs fan Kyle Ayers stops by to discuss being a poker guy, pile on how the Bears are awful, and playing black jack on a Bare Naked Ladies cruise. Cullen has stopped watching the end of Bears games because they are too depressing.
Week 1 was frankly hard on Cullen, Joe and their guest, writer (Conan) and Jets fan Dan Cronin. Football's hard. So is gambling. But this is the week they turn it all around, I just know it. This episodes includes the debut of the Vibes Ranking™, an update on the QB contest, and Dan Cronin's new nickname.
Season 2 starts here with Joe and Cullen recapping their offseason, talking 2023 futures bets, and picking the best bets for week 1 based on their pedestrian knowledge, but immense connection to vibes. This is the only podcast that will make you good at gambling.
Draft savant and Rams fan Sam Wiles is back to dig deep into the smart bets, and the interesting long shots. Betting on the draft will probably not win you any money, but it can make it watchable.
Football is over and the stars are out! Awards editor for The Hollywood Reporter Tyler Coates joins Joe and Cullen to dig into the biggest award show of the year, the Oscars. His expert opinions will probably make you millions of dollars in your office pool, Joe and Cullen have only seen Elvis.
Just because the Pro Bowl is the most boring week of football doesn't mean Cullen and Joe can't have fun. They talk about: The refs! Tom Brady! Sean Payton! DeMeco Ryans! Cullen wants to teach Tom Brady about how to be a slacker. There's a frank discussion of bowling, hippy communes and mental health, plus they dig into those dumb Super Bowl prop bets.
Comedian and Jaguars fan Allen Strickland Williams joins Cullen and Joe to talk about Florida's most Florida team, ribs at the Jacksonville dog track and Adam Duritz. Not a ton to bet on this week, but bets are made with conviction (Chad Henne SB MVP). Joe lost $100 betting on a defensive tackle getting a TD, but he still thinks it was a good idea.
Big surprise! The Friends talk about how gambling makes them sad. Joe wants to bet on Andy Reid's fat guy supremacy beliefs. We had no producer so this is one of the bad sounding ones.
Comedian and Vikings fan Mark McConville (Superego) joins Cullen and Joe for the first week of the NFL playoffs. Mark talks about leaving Thanksgiving to watch football, waking up to find out he's won bets and other problematic behavior. Solid philosophical quotes this week, "hunger is the best spice" - Cullen on Bears fandom. "It's not sad if you know it's sad" - Joe on his blackjack habits
The football friends talk about the (obvious) reasons they're not gonna goof off about football this week.
Cullen and Joe dance along the rim of the volcano that is gambling addiction, but survive another week with their lives and bankroll intact. Joe shares his strategy for college basketball betting, teases a new earworm parody song, and the boys unleash flawless week 17 predictions.
Gamblin' man (and a top 10 Josh) Josh Androsky joins Cullen and Joe and shares the story of his biggest win (hint: it involves a slot machine that yells Bazinga) and talks about how, much like The Snowman, Aaron Rodgers gave us all the clues, Mr. Police.
Comedian, writer, actor (Pepsi commercial) Alex Hanpeter joins Cullen and Joe after asking them for football gambling advice. They talk about her trip to Vegas to see Magic Mike and a UFC fight. Joe's picks win big last weekend and Cullen creates a new Pokémon.
First ever repeat guest Sam Wiles joins Cullen and Joe to talk about trying to become friends with Baker Mayfield, Cartman ASMR, and also Cullen eats mushrooms during this one so the gambling advice is especially bad. For REAL fans only.
Comedian, writer, and fantasy football deadbeat C.J. Toledano joins Joe and Cullen to talk inventing a career in sports comedy, marrying into a Colts family, and having CTE but being good at controlling it.
Joe and Cullen strike it rich this week and then get locked out of their sports book app lol. Joe finds out what the cologaurd box is (a box you poop in), and they listen to a new voicemail. Happy Thanksgiving, we're grateful for Henry Winkler and ketamine.
The boys (Joe and Cullen) are back in town (doing the podcast) and they catch up on Cullen's horrendous gambling streak. They also discuss the alarming criminal history of the guy that played random Random Task in Austin Powers, and they FINALLY listen to their voicemail.
What perfect timing for Colts fan, comedian, and maybe 3rd most famous Indianan Megan Gailey to pop in and chat with Joe and Cullen. They discuss Jeff Saturday before his big debut, and talk about Joe's lucky gambling streak in New Orleans. Also, why are there S&M themed bars, but not just regular old meat and potatoes sex themed bars? Something to think about!
Writer (Workaholics, Star Trek Lower Decks) and Bills fan (Buffalo) Ben Rodgers joins Cullen and Joe as they ponder which movies Brendan Fraser was jacked off in just off screen. They also talk about the darkness of gambling addiction manifested by betting on darts and Formula 1. It's a hoot, but also if you have a gambling problem you should call the number.
Joe and Cullen get a visit from football savant and comedian Sam Wiles. Sam can name the college any player went to like some kind of Rain Man that has no financial gain. Everyone does an impression of Johnny Carson doing an impression of Bill Maher with mixed results.
Dahlia Zahava joins Joe and Cullen for an actual guide to sharp betting on week 7 games. They get into Dahlia's Russell Wilson schadenfreude, how Justin Fields is probably sad in Chicago because he doesn't eat meat, and Joe is blindsided by a request to do Joey Panths (Joe Pantoliano but if he were a diehard Panthers fan). He'll work on it for next time.
Recently converted football fan and writer Alisha Ketry (I'm Totally Fine, American Dad) tells Joe and Cullen about her football journey. They discuss which positions are what jobs in comedy, and Alisha brings in a wholesome list of the things she likes to see during a game.
It's crazy parlay week and Joe and Cullen are joined by the incredibly funny and talented Jon Gabrus, their first guest to actually gamble with their own money on games! They may have awoken a lurking evil inside him. Please don't gamble, or if you do, don't take FF(WAG)'s recommendations serioiusly. But also if the insane 14 and 16 leg parlays hit Joe, Cullen and Gabrus are throwing a party. This episode is good but also a mess due to tech issues. What can you do?
Joe and Cullen's friend (writer, non-football fan) Daniel Kibblesmith joins the show to learn a thing or two about gambling and football and everyone learns a little about themselves. Cullen debuts his parody song "Wanta Monica" by Billverclear, and Daniel's infant daughter picks the winner for Monday Night Football.
Joe and Cullen host their very first guest, comedian Josh Gondelman! They talk about what people said before ET invented the term "ouch", try to remember the name of a medicine for bent penises, and they all place reckless and uninformed bets on the NFL's week 2.
Joe and Cullen place bets on week 1 games and discuss Davante Adams pickup basketball dunk vs. The Mouth as well as the 90s novelty song "Sex is Dandy"
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