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It's Donny Dennis' birthday, and his closest friends were invited to celebrate. None of them came though, so he's hanging out with kid detective Baby Bobby and his baby brother Bazinga! Listen in and see if they can solve the case of the missing Beck!CreditsBrendan Connors as Bazinga/ Zachary Levi, Great Oak, Devon Mackel, Mind Palace Resident, & Talking SwordNick Connors as Donny Dennis and Old Man in Bucket HatWill Wamser as Baby Bobby"Morning" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Dans cet épisode je reçois Alan Cao, champion du monde Hyrox pour répondre à toutes vos questions sur cette discipline. Comment performer, progresser en course à pied ou encore tous nos conseils pour vos entraînements.Si le podcast te plait, tu peux laisser une review de 5 étoiles pour soutenir les futures épisodes. Bonne écoute à toi !00:00:00 Introduction 00:02:04 - Le compromised run est-il surcoté ?00:03:27 - Comment s'entraîner au sled lorsqu'on n'en a pas à disposition ?00:05:08 - Les conseils nutritionnels pour une prépa Hyrox ?00:08:53 - Quelle est la meilleure séance fractionnée? 00:12:57 - Comment répartir ses séances de course à pied?00:18:01 - Quelle serait une semaine d'entraînement type Hyrox ?00:21:34 - Comment gérer la semaine avant une course ?00:27:04 - La pire erreur à faire sur un Hyrox ?00:29:44 - Prise de muscle et l'Hyrox compatibles ?00:33:13 - Peut-on s'hydrater pendant la course? 00:37:28 - À quel point c'est violent de passer du double au single ?00:41:01 - En double, comment répartir les stations ?00:45:18 - L'hyrox est-il un phénomène de mode ?00:48:37 - Les 2 meilleurs exercices pour progresser aux burpees ?00:52:15 - Ton premier chrono lors de ton premier Hyrox ?00:52:52 - Le dopage en Hyrox?00:55:58 - En combien de temps passer de gomuscu à Hyrox qui performe?00:59:16 - Quel est le niveau requis pour faire un Hyrox ?01:03:17 - Comment ne pas se couper les jambes et tenir un bon rythme de course ?01:04:24 - Que faut-il regarder pour une bonne chaussure d'Hyrox ?01:06:21 - Comment améliorer les Wall Balls?01:08:18 - Un double de prévu ensemble ? 01:09:01 - Que pensez-vous des appareils de récupération ?01:10:06 - Nutrition, supplémentation, quoi manger?01:11:11 - Une technique pour ne pas se cramer sur les BBJ ?01:12:10 - Pourquoi n'aimes-tu pas le mot "Hybride" qu'il exploite ?01:14:14 - Casser la barre des 1h, faisable pour des personnes lambdas ?01:15:37 - Bazinga aimerais-tu un jour te spécialiser dans un sport pour performer ?
The BAZINGA is back - conveniently in time for the King of The Mountain Race - Geeeeee We're on weather watch but we're confident we'll tip the card
It's been a quiet couple of weeks so we'd come back with a BANG Does JMAC replace Bazinga permanently? Only one way to find out, LISTEN
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Penny and Raj bring Sheldon out into the World of Sex.By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.(This episode includes first time & group sex)Raj & Penny shared two bottles of wine and commiserated over their disappointing love lives. The evening led to a bedroom romp with Sheldon hearing every sound from his bedroom. He complained to Amy, in an online chat, but he was clueless of just how smitten his libido was, and he was being further drawn in to the unfolding sex scene.Raj scooted up on the bed and Penny rested her beautiful head on his dark skinned chest. He looked over in the mirror and he felt his cock stiffen again.“What a sight to see, Penny's flushed face & long straight flaxen blonde hair covered half of my bare bronzed chest,” Raj said proudly, as he had to pinch himself to make sure he wasn't dreaming.He leaned down and planted a soft kiss on the top of her head.She smiled up at him and covered his mouth with her own and it was a tender kiss. Slowly tongues came out and danced from one mouth to the other. As the kiss grew more passionate, Penny's hand drifted down and she gripped Raj's cock in her long slim fingers. She stroked it up and down and when Raj rolled over on top of her she guided his thick, stiff cock to the entrance to her waiting pussy."Oh god, yes Raj, fuck my little pussy! Fuck it deep, yes, oh god yes, deeper, faster, faster. Oh my god you feel so fucking good in my cunt Raj!"Raj picked up the pace and now totally buried in her tight pussy, he fought hard not to cum too soon in this incredible pussy. He changed pace and slid from up and down, to side to side and it brought Penny to yet another orgasmPenny was constantly yelling out for Raj to fuck her harder and faster and Sheldon couldn't take any more of that yelling. He climbed out his window onto the wide concrete ledge and over to Leonard's window. He was about to knock on the pane of glass when he stopped and stared, open-mouthed, at the scene on Leonard's bed. Suddenly as Penny rode cowgirl on Raj's shaft, Sheldon felt a stirring in his loins and he could feel his long thick cock growing in his pajamas.Raj had rolled Penny over and she was now on top of Raj's dark muscular body. Her long slim thighs were clutching at his waist and she as she rose and fell, Sheldon's watched from just next to the headboard, as Raj's thick shiny, cum coated cock driving in and out of Penny's foaming pussy.Her eyes were closed as her large tits bounced and swayed up and down and from side to side. Sheldon let out a tiny gasp when he saw Raj's hands come up and began to maul those two gorgeous mounds of flesh.She was nearing yet another orgasm as her head tossed about, her long silky blonde hair flew about her upper body making her look ever-more desirable.Without noticing what he was going, Sheldon's cock had popped out of his pajama bottoms and was standing straight out. Kneeling tall, He continued to watch Penny and Raj fuck and his hand came down and began stroking his huge cock. His hand slid up and down at lightning speed as Penny slammed her lush body down faster and faster on Raj's cock.Suddenly Penny stiffened and she yelled out; Oh yes! Raj, fill my aching cunt with your cum, shoot it deep and fill my womb with your hot Indian cum!"When Sheldon saw and heard this, he lost it too; and started shooting his heavy load all over Leonard's bedroom window. He let out a loud deep grunt, and when he did, Penny and Raj quickly looked at the window.Penny yelled out; "What the fuck, Sheldon!" She suddenly stopped talking when her eyes took in the huge piece of meat in Sheldon's hand."Get your ass in here, Sheldon! You could fall and kill yourself," she ordered.He was totally flustered, but managed to stuff his semi-erect cock back in his pajamas, and opening the window, climbed in and just stood there staring at the naked couple, still connected by Raj's stiff pole,"Uh sorry, Penny, but I never seen two people having coitus before.""My god, Sheldon, you just came all over the window watching Raj and me. Can't you call it what it is, We were fucking! We're going to start again and if you drop those pajama bottoms and come over here, maybe I'll suck your cock while Raj fucks me again!""Oh no, Penny, I couldn't do that!"He ran to the door and opened it, but didn't leave. He just stood there while Penny rolled halfway off of Raj and lifting her upper thigh flashed Sheldon her oozing pussy and Raj's thick cock covered in his and her cum juices. She reached down to Raj's semi-flaccid cock and stroked it several times, it came back to life. "My god, Raj, don't you ever quit?" Penny declared with delight.He smiled; "With a woman as beautiful and as sexy as you are, it isn't hard staying hard!""Ah ha, I get it, staying hard, good one Raj. Now stuff that fucking cock back in my pussy and fuck me good and hard from behind. After seeing Sheldon's huge cock, it got me all hot and horny again!" Penny was on hands and knees while Raj pivoted around her ass and penetrated. His long arms reached forward to grab her pendulous swaying tits.Sheldon just stood there near the open door, not knowing what to do, but as Penny started moaning and watching Raj play with her firm tits, his cock started to betray him again and it was soon making a large tent out of his pajama bottoms."Come on Sheldon; get your ass over to the edge of the bed on my side!"Reluctantly, he slowly slipped over to the bed and he jumped half a foot when Penny suddenly reached out and yanked his pants down."Oh my god, Sheldon, you're fucking huge!"He giggled; Well Penny, they make everything bigger in East Texas, bazinga!"Raj continued to slide in and out of Penny's pussy from behind as she reached out and began stroking Sheldon's cock. Without a doubt it had to be perhaps twelve inches, and when she wrapped her hand around it, her fingers didn't touch. She wanted desperately to shove that monster in her mouth, but was afraid he'd rip her tonsils out. She leaned forward and ran her tongue around and around the huge mushroom-like head and it jumped. A drop of pre-cum oozed out.Penny greedily lapped the drop up, and it excited her even more. Opening her mouth, her lips stretched to the max, she was able to take about five inches in before he hit the back of her throat. She pulled her mouth off his cock and she was drooling all over his cock. She swiped the huge piece of meat across her lips and cheek; "Oh my god, Sheldon; with a cock this big, why the fuck aren't you using it. I know several women who would die to get their lips and pussies wrapped around it!""Sorry, Penny; that consists of touching and you know how much I hate having anyone touching me!""Ah ha, Sheldon; it looks like I'm touching you right now and you seem to like it!""Penny, don't confuse me. I know what I said and I know that what you are doing feels different, but I'm still not convinced it's what I want.""Well Sheldon, let me convince you! Oh god, Raj; yes just like that, fuck me slow and deep while I get Sheldon all hot and bothered!"She shook her long blonde hair and it swayed back and forth across Sheldon's stiff cock. Her hand slid slowly up and down the thick shaft and her mouth followed. Her tongue swiped up and down the shaft several times and when she lifted her mouth his entire cock was shiny and dripping with her saliva. She continued to stroke the shaft and as Raj picked up the pace, fucking her from behind, so did Penny, stroking Sheldon's cock."Oh Penny, what are you doing to me! I feel like my insides are being torn out, I don't like that!"She giggled; "Just you wait, sweetie; when you cum you're going to feel completely different!"She picked up the pace and so did Raj; and soon all three of them were groaning.Sheldon was first; "Oh my, I know what you mean now, Penny! With that he started cumming, he came buckets, covering Penny's face, chest and arm.This triggered an orgasm in her loins and as she covered Raj's cock with her hot cum, he also let go, filling Penny's hot cunt with his creamy Indian cum.Sheldon, unable to stand; pushed Penny further back on the bed and collapsed besides her.Penny draped an arm across Sheldon, her large stiff nipples tits pressed against his back and he snuggled with his back towards her. "Ah look Raj, Sheldon's maintaining human contact!"Sheldon turned his head; "Well okay, Penny; but no kissing, I don't like kissing, too many germs!"Let me get this straight Sheldon, I can put your cock in my mouth and suck you off where you pee from, but you won't kiss me?"That's right, Missy; especially after you had my penis in your mouth!""Before the night is over Sheldon, I guarantee I'll have you eating my pussy!" Penny rolled to her back, pulling Sheldon with her. Raj, having spent another load in Penny's luscious cunt, had laid his back down on her other side.He shook his head; "Oh, I doubt that!"Just then, Amy Farrah Fowler came rushing into the open room and stopped dead in her tracks when she saw the gloriously naked Penny laid out between equally naked men; stroking both Raj's cum coated cock and Sheldon's monstrous cock."Oh my, Bestie; what are you doing to my boyfriend?"Sheldon jumped up, his cock bobbing up and down making Amy let out a; "Woo!""I am not your boyfriend, Amy. I am a boy and you are my friend, but I am not your boyfriend!"Penny looked up at him; "Really, Sheldon; that's all you can say to Amy now? I'm here, naked; stroking your cock and all you can say is Amy isn't your girlfriend!"Amy looked down at Sheldon's huge cock and looking over at Raj took a deep breath; "Woo!"Sheldon looked at her; "Amy, what are you doing here at this hour?""Sheldon, we were communicating about all the noise Penny and Raj were making, and suddenly you went off the grid. I got concerned and rushed over to see if you were alright."Penny sat up, her large tits stared directly at Amy; "Ah, Sheldon, see she was concerned, that's what a girlfriend does!""Once again she is my friend and she is a girl, but she is not my girlfriend!"Raj knelt up and reaching out took a hold of Amy's hand; "Amy Farrah Fowler, would you like to join us?"She licked her lips and stared at his large swollen cock totally covered in Penny's pussy juices; "Woo!"Raj slid to the edge of the bed and took her large handbag and placed it on the floor. He reached up and removed her large rimmed glasses; "I always wondered how you looked under these glasses. Just as I suspected, your eyes are very pretty."Raj reached up and undid the large clasp holding her long dark brown hair back. He combed his fingers through it and draped it over her shoulders. "See Amy you already look very appealing!"He slowly unbuttoned her sweater and began on her high collared blouse. Leaning forward he placed tiny kisses on her neck and as her blouse came unbuttoned his face followed the open blouse, placing tiny kisses down her chest.Amy's breathing was becoming more labored as Raj slipped the blouse and sweater off her shoulders and it fell to the floor. She was wearing a simple cotton bra and Raj quickly unhooked that and drawing it off her shoulders was pleasantly surprised on just how full and firm her tits were. These twin beauties were kept locked up and covered for way too long. Her nipples were teardrop and her areoles were a bright pink. They were just a bit more than a handful, but a good B size Raj thought.Raj leaned forward and took one upturned nipple in-between his dark lips and drawing it into his mouth he lapped at it with his tongue.Amy let out another; "Woo, Woo, Woo!" She crushed his face against her tit and he continued his assault on first one and then the other tit.Penny climbed out of the bed and headed for the bathroom to clean-up and get ready for the next round of fucking, at least she hoped for another round, she was still horny and watching Raj and Amy got her turned on again.Back in the bedroom, Raj now had Amy on her back and had removed her thick corduroy skirt. He pulled at her thick black tights and they came off, along with her cotton panties.Once again Raj was pleasantly surprised by Amy full, but shapely legs. They were in no way in the same class as Penny's but for the dumpy looking nerd, now naked before him, she looked rather appealing. One obstacle was her rather large growth of hair around her pussyRaj ran his fingers through her thick growth and finding her wet lips slipped a finger into her pussy.Amy once again let out a burst of Woo's and rolled her head from side to side on the bed.Penny came back into the room, once again looking like a million bucks, her make-up repaired and her hair once again brushed, looking as sexy as ever. Slipped onto the bed and took a spot between Amy and Sheldon."Oh Amy, you are just going to love the way Raj eats pussy. I think it's that Indian in him and all that Karma Sutra crap!"Raj looked up at Penny; "Oh Penny I think that is racist, but thank you!" He lowered his mouth and fishing through all that hair found her pussy. Spreading her lips he dove in and within seconds had Amy squirming and panting her way towards her first orgasm produced by someone other than herself.Penny watched Raj bringing Amy to her first real orgasm, her hand found Sheldon's stiff cock. She pushed his hand away as he was stroking his cock watching Raj eating Amy; "So Sheldon, are you ready for some pussy eating?""Oh no Penny, there is no way I'm putting my mouth down there where you go pee pee!"She laughed; "I guarantee before the night is over we will have you eating pussy!""I don't think so! Just look at Raj, his entire face is covered in her pee pee!""Sheldon, you didn't read the book Leonard and I gave you, did you? That isn't pee, it's her pussy juices, bluntly put, her cum!""Oh my, see your promiscuity does make you an expert on something!""Hey!""Penny it's a complement, take it that way! My lord there is no pleasing you is there?""Oh yes there is Sheldon. Are you ready to please me again?" She lowered her mouth and took the head of his cock into her mouth."Oh lord!" Sheldon threw his head back and now, for the first time began to play with her hair with one hand and his other hand reached down and cupped her tit.Amy now had Raj on his back and she tried to mimic Penny as she began sucking on Raj's cock.Soon the room was filled with both Raj and Sheldon moaning and groaning as they both raced towards another orgasm.On in the hallway Bernadette was knocking on Penny's door, but got no answer. Just then Leonard and Priya came up the stairs. Seeing Bernadette, Leonard spoke up; "Hi Bernadette, I got a text earlier from Raj saying Penny was in our place. Would you like to come in and see?"Speaking out in Howard's mother's voice said; "What do you think Leonard? Why would I come this far and not come over across the hall to find out?""Wow, Bernadette, where is this all coming from?"Back in her normal voice said; "I'm sorry Leonard, Howard and I just had another fight about Glenn and his huge, you know what!""That's okay Bernadette, come on in and let's see if Penny is here, okay?"She nodded and followed Priya and Leonard into the apartment. The living room was empty, but they all heard noises coming from down the hall.The three of them headed down the hall, past the bathroom and Sheldon's room and just before they entered Leonard's bedroom they heard Sheldon say; "Oh yes Penny suck my big cock nice and deep!"They burst into the room and Raj and Sheldon were nearly prone on the bed with both of their bellies and crotches covered with dark brown and blonde hair. They both had their eyes closed as Amy and Penny bobbed up and down on their stiff cocksLeonard cleared his throat and Sheldon and Raj opened their eyes. Neither Amy nor Penny heard them as they continued to suck and swallow their big shafts.Raj spoke up; "Oh hi Leonard, sis, Bernadette! Look Leonard, Amy and Penny are giving us blowjobs!""I can see that Raj, but why?""Who knows, but why fight it. I can't decide who the better cock sucker is. Penny is more experienced and really knows how to get a guy off, but Amy is inexperienced and is very enthusiastic! I know Penny fucks great, but haven't tried Amy yet to compare!"Leonard was getting upset; "You Fucked Penny?"Raj was smiling from ear to ear; "twice and I even came in her pussy once!"Priya was getting upset; "Why are you getting upset Leonard? Penny isn't your girlfriend any longer, I am, well at least I was!""It's just he's banging her in My bed Priya!""Oh so it's okay for you to, as you would say, Bang me, in Raj's bed, but he can't bang Penny in your bed?"In a quiet voice he said; "Well yeah!""Wrong answer there Leonard. She walked over to the edge of the bed and looked down at Sheldon from a better angle; "Oh my god Penny, that cock is unbelievable!"Penny popped her mouth off of it, saliva was dripping from her bee stung lips; "I know, isn't it incredible. It's such a shame that this huge cock is attached to such a crazy person.Sheldon looked down at the two completely different women; "Hey Penny, I resent that, I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."Priya could feel her pussy begin to moisten; "Penny do you mind if I tried some of that?""No Priya give it your best shot. I was getting a little tired anyways. That cock is so thick; my jaw was starting to ache a little bit.""No problem Penny, knowing the Karma Sutra and things like that, in India we practice on large vegetables and even sacred cows to take large cocks down out tiny throats."Penny looked at Leonard, her eyes went wide and she mouthed the word "Wow!"Penny moved aside and bumped into Amy who was now on her back.Raj was between her thighs and just about to enter her cum covered cunt. The thick growth of hair was matted down with Raj's saliva and her own juices.Her legs came up and wrapped around Raj's dark muscled back and as he entered her, her mouth came open and a loud moan escaped; "Oh Penny I know why you fuck all those men, it is fantastic!""Hey, I don't fuck a lot of guys!""Yeah sure Bestie, keep telling yourself that! Now swing that pussy over here and let me lick you while Raj has his way with me!"Penny was shocked and a bolt of excitement coursed through her body at the same time. Without thinking it out she threw one shapely thigh over Amy's head and felt Amy's hands grab her hips and pull her down to her mouth.Penny let out a loud groan and squeezing her own tits, rolling her pussy up and down Amy's face.On the other side of the bed Priya had her pants off and knelt over Sheldon, her dark blue satin blouse was open and Sheldon was running his hands up and down her back urging her on as she licked and teased his cock.Priya rose up and tossed her blouse aside and her tight, petite dark body was hovering over that huge cock, dressed in a skimpy matching pair of black lace bra and panties.Leonard stood off to the side, he had removed his shirt and pants and his cock pushed against the silky boxers Priya had brought for him. He dropped his shorts and kicked them aside and as he stroked his cock, his eyes darted from Penny who was nearing an orgasm from Amy's tongue and then looking at his gorgeous dark haired beauty, stroking his so called best buddy and roommate, Sheldon.All of a sudden Bernadette came into view. She stepped in-between the bed and Leonard and taking a couple of short steps backwards came in contact with Leonard's sizeable cock. It bumped rather hard against her ample ass and she quickly pushed harder against him.Without thinking he wrapped his arms around her and drew her tightly against his body.Bernadette let out a squeal and began humping away at Leonard's cock.His hands came up and cupped her huge tits through her sweater and dress. His head came down and began to ravish her neck and ear.Bernadette went wild. She ripped off her sweater and tossed it aside. She took a couple of steps forward and placed her hands on the edge of the bed. Turning towards Leonard her mouth covered his. They swapped spit as his hands took fistfuls if her wavy long blonde hair and kissed her wildly.Breaking the kiss she groaned into his mouth; "Leonard, pull up my dress and fuck me. Fuck me doggy and fuck me good and hard. I need a cock in me that's bigger than my big toe!"Leonard could not believe how lucky he was. He had second thoughts about fucking Howard's fiancée but when she bent over the bed and threw her full skirt up and he stared at her gorgeous butt. Those short, but shapely legs were encased in opaque dark brown stocking that ended at mid-thigh and were held up by black garters, he threw all caution to the wind and pulling her lacy white panties to one side leaned forward and parting her tight lipped pussy, slipped his cock into her.In the Mrs. Wolowitz voice she screamed out; Come on Leonard, shove that big prick of yours in the blonde Catholic girl! Fuck me good and hard, make me cum like I need so bad to do. Oh fuck, watching Priya and Sheldon go at it is making me so fucking horny. I can't believe Amy is eating Penny! I want to try that next."Leonard held onto her garters as he pulled her against him as he drove forward.Bernie threw her head back, her long golden blonde curls danced on her shoulders and down her back.Leonard gathered her silky hair in his hands and pulling on them pulled her harder against him. He turned her head and shoved his tongue halfway into her mouth as she met his and kissed him back. Her glasses fell off and he stopped as he looked into her eyes; "My god Bernadette, your eyes are gorgeous! I never realized just how green and alluring they are!""Thank you Leonard, Howard never noticed them and it pisses me off, he's such a putz! Now stop talking, and start fucking the Catholic girl!"Leonard started off slow, sliding in and out of Bernadette's tight, wet pussy. He slowly picked up the pace and soon was slapping his sweaty skin against her thick thighs and she was moaning constantly. He reached up and, unzipping the back of her dress, drew it off her shoulders and down about her waist.Penny stared at Bernadette's huge tits; "My god Bernadette, why do you always hide those gorgeous tits of yours? If I had tits like that I'd always be showing them off!"Sheldon scoffed; "What do you mean Penny, you aren't hardly half that big and you are always flashing them at Leonard!""I do not!" the aspiring actress protested.Priya responded, pulling Sheldon's cock from her mouth; "Oh yes you do!""Do not!"Raj, Amy, and Bernadette all responded; "Yes you do!""Oh shut up, and just; shut up!" In a whispered Penny replied; "Do not!"Leonard just nodded as he continued fucking Bernadette from behind; "I don't mind, Penny, brings back more great mammaries!"Sheldon scoffed again; "Sarcasm, right?"In a long voice Leonard responded; "Right!"Raj pulled out of Amy's well fucked cunt and his cock was coated in her thick creamy cum.Bernadette stared at it as Leonard continued to fuck her and she had a strong urge to suck Amy's cum from Raj's stiff cock.Leonard slowed his inward strokes and reaching down began to wiggle her dress back and forth on her ample hips. As it slipped free he briefly pulled out of her and slid the dress to her knees, where she quickly discarded the dress from her legs.Leonard drew her panties off, now giving him freer access to her dripping pussy. He slipped back into her pussy and began pounding her faster and deeper. He reached up and gripped at the bra, unhooking it, it fell from her body and he immediately replaced the bra cups with his hands. Leonard began mauling her huge tits and it sent Bernadette over the top as she started cumming all over his invading cock.:"Oh yes, Leonard; fuck me, fuck me good and hard,” Bernadette bellowed like a wild woman. “Oh fuck! I just love having my big titties played with, it makes me cum so much faster!"When she finally stopped cumming, Leonard pulled his cum coated cock from her pussy. It made a slurping, sucking sound from the intense suction his cock had caused.Bernadette moaned in frustration; "Oh please Leonard, don't stop. Oh fuck, I want to cum again!"The buxom petite let out a loud scream and giggled when Leonard suddenly flipped her over and with her ass sitting on the edge of the bed; he threw her stocking clad legs over his shoulders and buried his face in her foaming pussy. He latched onto her pussy and she let out a loud growl.Penny laughed; "Oh my god, Bernadette, you are in for a treat! Leonard has to be the best pussy-eater I've ever been with!"Sheldon laughed; "Wow, Leonard, that's saying something seeing just how many men Penny has been with!""Hey!", Penny protested."Bazinga!"To be continued in part 3.By baranbrat for Literotica
It's the DAY OF DAYS Via Sistina, Fangirl, Bazinga, Pride of Jenni! The stars are out, it's #MUSTLISTEN
BAZINGA! Weil Sheldons Lieblingsruf schon seit Folge #1 unser Intro anheizt, hat er sich nun endlich auch mal eine eigene Episode verdient. Aber auch Leonard, Penny und der Rest der Big-Bang-Gang wird von uns mit nobelpreisverdächtiger Präzision begutachtet. Ob echte Science-Menschen wirklich so abgedreht nerdig drauf sind, ob Leonards Labor unserem Reality-TÜV standhält und ob Howard im Weltall wirklich mit Edding angemalt werden könnte, all das hört ihr – in dieser Folge!
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BAZINGA! Si Justin De Dios ng SB19 ang surprise guest natin this week! Mula sa Kings of P-Pop, hanggang sa pag launch ng kaniyang solo career, ikukuwento niya lahat! Paano kaya nakakagala si Justin nang hindi napapansin ng mga tao? Saan siya nagpupunta? Ano ang naging inspirasyon niya sa bago niyang kanta na “Kaibigan”? Surprise Guest with Pia Arcangel, makinig na! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Working Perspectives Podcast: When Did Nerds Become Cool? Ever wonder when pocket protectors and comic books went from fringe to mainstream? The Working Perspectives crew dives deep with AI to explore the cultural shift that made being a nerd the new cool. We unpack the rise of technology, fandom culture, and the changing landscape of popularity. Join us for a fun and insightful discussion that will have you saying "Bazinga!" #WorkingPerspectives #AI #Nerds #PopCulture 0:00 Blast Off. 1:10 Into the Breach Dear Friends. 1:45 the question is announced. 1:56 And Here we GO. 2:30 Opening up about your Nerdiness. 4:57 the different types of nerd. 8:34 Social Anxiety back in the Day. 9:27 No one likes a "Know it All". 12:40 Chix Saved Nerd Culture. 14:40 What A.I. Has to say about nerds. 17:39 Imagination changes the world. 20:06 Calculating Gash. 21:20 Big Bang Theory Is Trash. 23:05 Old Hardcore WNBA Players. 24:09 Gate Keepers Suck. 26:55 John Bernthal. 28:30 Asking A.I. when did nerd start getting Girlfriends. 29:03 Spitting Seeds at a "Know it All". 32:50 Online Hookups are a thing. 34:38 Hot Girl Comic Con. 36:05 Band Girls and guys are wild. 38:29 Sex Nerds. 39:30 Shout Out Reena Sky. 41:12 Hitting the Bricks.
Tag 3 an der Fuppesfront. Eschi: entspannt, aber unruhig, weil er sonntags immer auf den Spielplatz geht zum Schaukeln und Rutschen. Schiffi: immer noch Tinnitus von den Brüllorgien der Albaner und Italiener beim Hymne schrei…äh…singen. Vorher erstmal eine realistische Einschätzung eurer zwei Matschfriesen, wer von beiden länger im RTL-Dschungel zwischen Spinnen und Ekelprüfungen bestehen würde. Es gibt neue Promi-Paten und wir lesen die Kurvi-Post vor, in der wir wieder liebevoll bepöbelt wurden von euch. Ach Kurvis, wir lieben unseren Job ♥️ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This week: Catch Phrase Procurement, Stealing Taylor Song Titles, Soda for Dudes, TAB, Free Booze in the Building, Garbage Adventures, We Get Heavy, The Meaning of Life, The Andromeda Strain, Somewhere Between Comedy Bang-Bang and Brene Brown, (That's Why) Coal Miners Don't Cry, Justin Met Jason Isbell, Debuting the Inspirobot Quote of the Week, Andre 3000's Flute, The Triumphant Return of Who Said It?! (Our Favorite Game), Cicadas and Frog Banging, God's Messages for Greg Abbott. Want to Join SJK's Fantasy League? Just email us! sushijackknife@gmail.com Bandcamp Store: https://sushijackknife.bandcamp.com/ Recorded May 27th, 2024 Buy us a beer! Paypal: sushijackknife@gmail.com Nathan and Justin's Music: https://judystruckstop.bandcamp.com/ As Always: Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @Bob_ThangPod Email: sushijackknife@gmail.com instagram: justindrakecroft, siddandthefinches We would be honored by your support: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sushi-jackknife/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sushi-jackknife/support
It's Lloydy and Bazinga getting the job done this week.. The job? Plugging XXXX for freebies, you out there?
Join us in our inaugural episode of The Descent as we take on an absolute dumper of the genre-spoof fad, Stan Helsing. In part one you'll hear about the director, Bo Zenga (aka BAZINGA), and how his horrendous vision was put so carelessly to film. Join as we try to figure out if this is truly a bad movie, or perhaps, a secretly genius piece of genre-spoof satire - the genre-spoof-spoof!
Watch out for those snitch cars on 79 - Long Power Washing Wands - Naked at Joann Fabric - Young Sheldon Facebook Comments - Chewbacca - Have anything fun for the show... Listen on iHeartRadio click the little mic and leave us a talkback message
BAZINGA - da sind sie wieder in alter Frische: eure Lieblingspollen von der Podcastblumenwiese mit dem Frühlingsanfang im Gepäck. Es geht mit großen (und bei Matthias LAUTEN) Schritten auf die EM im Heimatland zu und der Milf-Hunter enttäuscht mal wieder nicht mit interessanten Namen im Kader unserer Jungs. Sämtliche Ex-Bundestrainer bestätigen uns außerdem live am Mikro, wieso der aktuelle keinesfalls der schlimmste Coach ist und Matthias darf - passend zur Heuschnupfensaison - seinen Faible für Jan Delay bekunden. Schiffi wird für seine Podcast-Vorlieben gedisst und muss Eschi anschließend beim Umgang mit den Wellen der Hate Speech helfen, die den armen Sportreporter jüngst treffen, ...Du möchtest deinen Podcast auch kostenlos hosten und damit Geld verdienen? Dann schaue auf www.kostenlos-hosten.de und informiere dich. Dort erhältst du alle Informationen zu unseren kostenlosen Podcast-Hosting-Angeboten. kostenlos-hosten.de ist ein Produkt der Podcastbude.Gern unterstützen wir dich bei deiner Podcast-Produktion.
BAZINGA - da sind sie wieder in alter Frische: eure Lieblingspollen von der Podcastblumenwiese mit dem Frühlingsanfang im Gepäck. Es geht mit großen (und bei Matthias LAUTEN) Schritten auf die EM im Heimatland zu und der Milf-Hunter enttäuscht mal wieder nicht mit interessanten Namen im Kader unserer Jungs. Sämtliche Ex-Bundestrainer bestätigen uns außerdem live am Mikro, wieso der aktuelle keinesfalls der schlimmste Coach ist und Matthias darf - passend zur Heuschnupfensaison - seinen Faible für Jan Delay bekunden. Schiffi wird für seine Podcast-Vorlieben gedisst und muss Eschi anschließend beim Umgang mit den Wellen der Hate Speech helfen, die den armen Sportreporter jüngst treffen, ...Du möchtest deinen Podcast auch kostenlos hosten und damit Geld verdienen? Dann schaue auf www.kostenlos-hosten.de und informiere dich. Dort erhältst du alle Informationen zu unseren kostenlosen Podcast-Hosting-Angeboten. kostenlos-hosten.de ist ein Produkt der Podcastbude.Gern unterstützen wir dich bei deiner Podcast-Produktion.
BAZINGA - da sind sie wieder in alter Frische: eure Lieblingspollen von der Podcastblumenwiese mit dem Frühlingsanfang im Gepäck. Es geht mit großen (und bei Matthias LAUTEN) Schritten auf die EM im Heimatland zu und der Milf-Hunter enttäuscht mal wieder nicht mit interessanten Namen im Kader unserer Jungs. Sämtliche Ex-Bundestrainer bestätigen uns außerdem live am Mikro, wieso der aktuelle keinesfalls der schlimmste Coach ist und Matthias darf - passend zur Heuschnupfensaison - seinen Faible für Jan Delay bekunden. Schiffi wird für seine Podcast-Vorlieben gedisst und muss Eschi anschließend beim Umgang mit den Wellen der Hate Speech helfen, die den armen Sportreporter jüngst treffen, ...Du möchtest deinen Podcast auch kostenlos hosten und damit Geld verdienen? Dann schaue auf www.kostenlos-hosten.de und informiere dich. Dort erhältst du alle Informationen zu unseren kostenlosen Podcast-Hosting-Angeboten. kostenlos-hosten.de ist ein Produkt der Podcastbude.Gern unterstützen wir dich bei deiner Podcast-Produktion.
It's BAZINGA's world, we're just paying RENT! Luck for us, The Mugs are running hot... 7 from 10 winners last will probably go to shambles as we prepare for a very temperamental Gold Coast track!
Milk Milk Milk Milk - The Final Bazinga - The Steelers are set to hire Arthur Smith... OF COURSE WE READ THE FACEBOOK COMMENTS - Bob Power Ranks His Top 5 Cruise Tips - Pennsylvania has the fattest dogs - Naked in a Florida gas station - Jagr casino party - Naked Butt Farts - Have anything for the show or want to say hi... Listen on iHeartRadio click the little mic and leave us a talkback message
Milk Milk Milk Milk - The Final Bazinga - The Steelers are set to hire Arthur Smith... OF COURSE WE READ THE FACEBOOK COMMENTS - Bob Power Ranks His Top 5 Cruise Tips - Pennsylvania has the fattest dogs - Naked in a Florida gas station - Jagr casino party - Naked Butt Farts - Have anything for the show or want to say hi... Listen on iHeartRadio click the little mic and leave us a talkback message
Dans cette vidéo, nous recevons Bazinga qui nous partage ses projets et expériences, en passant par son parcours, ses erreurs dans la création de contenus, et de son succès sur YouTube. Nous explorons divers sujets, de la salle de sport à la santé, du prix de la vie à Dubai aux régimes alimentaires. La conversation touche également des aspects personnels, comme les addictions, les études, les relations, et se termine par des réflexions sur le mindset, la discipline, et des considérations sur Dubai. Une discussion variée et enrichissante !
Thank you for tuning in to episode 91 of the Carbonite Convos Podcast!Topics:-We drafted our favorite sitcoms-Our Halloween costumes-Will Nick prank a random person who texted him by mistake?-We Channel Link Trees:Carbonite Convos: https://www.flowcode.com/page/carboniteconvosCarbonite Collecting: https://www.flowcode.com/page/carbonitecollectingFANDOM FACTS (Film Easter Eggs & Facts): https://www.flowcode.com/page/fandomfactsPersonal Social Medias: Instagram & TwitterNick: @FunkoStudAlec: @WallCrawlerPops
#109 - Derrière le muscle se trouve un cœur ouvert. Entre puissance apparente et sensibilité masculine, j'ai le plaisir de réaccueillir Olivier Jacquin alias Bazinga - Athlète, Entrepreneur et Youtuber - pour une nouvelle discussion inspirante ! Au cœur de cette conversation, il nous partage ses grandes ambitions entrepreneuriales et discute finances et investissement, mais il se confie aussi sur sa vie privée, sa relation amoureuse et son rapport à ses émotions. Il nous parle également de sa transition vers le triathlon, de son objectif d'Ironman et de sa quête constante de défis toujours plus grands.Plonge avec nous dans cet épisode profond où Bazinga nous partage ses vérités, ses aspirations et sa motivation dans un message de tolérance.Voici les sujets abordés et leurs codes temporels :00:00 – Teaser00:45 - Intro & Résumé de l'Épisode04:13 – Présentation et Contexte depuis le 1er Épisode07:43 – Vision et Ambitions Financières pour sa Marque18:50 – Dualité : Avoir "assez" tout en aspirant à toujours plus31:23 – Ses Investissements Immobiliers & autres39:33 – Le Choix surprenant de redevenir Locataire43:54 – Ses aspirations familiales : Père en devenir ?47:28 – Tester la Vie à Dubaï52:24 – Le Mystère de sa vie Amoureuse en vidéo01:01:29 – Quel Rapport à tes Émotions ? On en voit peu01:11:35 - La Complexité de dire "Je t'aime"01:20:40 – Démarche introspective : Aller voir un Psy ?01:22:04 – Vie sociale inexistante : Solitude choisie ?01:25:29 – La Chose la plus Romantique que t'aies faite ?01:30: 06 – L'importance qu'on accorde aux Compliments01:36:53 – Triathlon vs. Musculation : gros changement01:45:16 – Objectif Ironman ok… mais pas que ?!01:52:47 - « Tu es faible. »02:00:02 – Les débuts difficiles en nage et vélo02:03:52 – Nos messages à nos Moi du futur02:09:25 – Vision à long terme : Que nous réserve Bazinga ?02:13:38 – Le Mot inspirant de la fin02:16:00 - 5 Étoiles + Abonne-toi :DBonne écoute !
Bazinga! Just kidding. Not that kind of big bang (thank goodness). No, this week, Emily and V are talking about the origin of a fanfiction staple: the big bang challenge. Today, it's hard to throw a rock without hitting a fandom feverishly in the midst of a big bang. But in August 2005, the concept was new, novel-length, and named for Draco's passion for Harry. Have you ever participated in a big bang challenge? What's the longest fic you've ever written?
Bang! Atlanta United have two wins in row! Tyler, Sydney, and Tommy talk about the victory up in Montréal and look ahead to what's hopefully a 3rd straight as MLS Season Pass Spanish commentator Jaime Macias helps them preview the match against the Revs. We stream live Wednesday nights at 7 p.m. ET on YouTube (please subscribe!) and Twitch. Also, be sure to follow the show on Twitter at https://www.twitter.com/scarvesnspikes. Support us via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scarvesandspikes Special thanks to all of our patrons! One 17s Tier: Dave Coustan, Brandon DeSantiago; Producers (High Five Tier): Joseph Alonso, Rahul Isaac, Ellen, Dustin Harper, Vetch, Emilio Corsi, Justin Flournoy, David O'Banion, Melinda W., Scott McFarland, Kallebe Gerais, Hunter Gwin, Kevin S.; Exec. Producers (Club Level tier): Llammaramma, Matt Babcock, AtlUtd711, Ariel Acosta, Bonny Moore, Rene Vazquez, Brian Diefenbach, Bruno Cubas Garcia, Col. Ernest Rogers, Tim Hanmer, Jimothy Riddle, Sonny Hatcher, Bo McAlister.
With the due date to buy back the bar less than 24 hours away, the gang scrapes together what they can. And this means Beef may have to come clean about the Bazinga drug ring he's been running behind their backs all season. Starring: Erin Keif, Waleed Mansour, Elizabeth Andrews, Sean Coyle, and Ben Briggs Theme Song & Chuck E. Busters song by: Arne Parrott Artwork by: Waleed Mansour Story Concept by: Sean Coyle & Elizabeth Andrews Edited by: Sean Meagher Like the show? Rate SitcomD&D 5 stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a review. Buy some SitcomD&D merch Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok: @SitcomDnD Advertise on SitcomD&D via Gumball.fm Support our Patreon at Patreon.com/SitcomdndSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We're diving deep into the matrix of the world's most influential figures and controversial events. First up, we're unraveling the mystery surrounding Elon Musk's recent move - naming a World Economic Forum executive as the new CEO of Twitter. A step completely In the wrong direction by someone who claims to be pro-free speech and anti-globalism. Next, we're pulling the curtain back on a shocking revelation - Musk's unexpected connection to the notorious Epstein-JP Morgan case. Switching gears, we'll dig into the explosive claim from a Fox News producer. Did Tucker Carlson really get ousted due to a Dominion settlement, and is the network now under the thumb of its advertisers? Then, we're heading to California, where a growing border crisis is being met with an unusual solution - extending unemployment benefits to illegal immigrants. We'll dissect this decision and its potential implications. Finally, we're exposing a disturbing event where the lines between adult and child entertainment are getting dangerously blurred. Prepare for an eye-opening discussion about RuPaul's DragCon and the shocking scenes that took place there. All Links: https://linktr.ee/theaustinjadams Anti-Elite Apparel: https://antielite.club Full Transcription: Hello, you beautiful people and welcome to the Adams Archive. My name is Austin Adams, and thank you so much for listening. Today on today's agenda, we are going to be discussing Elon Musk for several reasons. The first one being that he has named an executive chairman of the World Economic Forum as his new c e o. Now we've talked about in the past whether Elon Musk is a shill or is he the real deal? Was he buying Twitter to. Propagate and prop up free speech, or was he doing it to massively mine? The thoughts of billions of people all around the world so that he can implant a chip in your brain? Insert Neurolink here. So we will discuss that. And the second reason that we're going to be discussing Elon Musk is that. Elon Musk was named and subpoenaed in the Jeffrey Epstein, JP Morgan legal case, so we will discuss that as well. Now, next up on the agenda is going to be how a Fox News producer came out and said in a O'Keefe Media group, I'm still getting used to not saying Project Veritas, but in O'Keefe Media Group, omg. Um, which is a terrible logo in a terrible name, sorry, James O'Keefe. But, uh, came out and had a video where they leaked a Fox News producer saying that Tucker Carlson was ousted as a part of the Dominion settlement. The network is basically owned by its advertisers, a k a Pfizer, and big tech money. So we'll talk about that. And then California moves to give unemployment benefits to illegal immigrants as the border crisis grows. And then RuPaul's DragCon features twerking Teletubbies kids surrounded by sex toys. And half naked adults. It's really quite unbelievably horrifying. And if CPS was good for anything, which they aren't, and they just go after, you know, parents who don't vaccinate their children, uh, but instead they should be going after the parents. They should literally be standing at the door of these events and rounding up these children and taking them from these abusive parents. So all of that and more couple other articles we may or may not get to, but. First, I need you do one thing for me as we walk through this entertaining podcast together. The first thing is, if you are not subscribed, go ahead and hit that subscribe button. Takes two seconds out of your day while you're driving. Maybe for legal purposes, I will tell you not to do it, but. You can find two seconds in your day to give back. Make sure you know there's not too many things that you could do throughout your day that give you some good karma and it will come back around. I promise you. All you have to do is hit that subscribe button and if you have already subscribed, this might take you 10 seconds. Leave a five star review. Let me know your thoughts. Let me know your favorite parts of the podcast, and next week, well not, not even next week, in the next few days, also, we are going to be doing a interview with John F. Kennedy. Now, not Robert F. Kennedy, John F. Kennedy, the one who got shot allegedly in the head through ai. So we've been discussing this. We did George Orwell last time. This time we are going to be interviewing John F. Kennedy on. Robert Kennedy's presidential bid and his assassination, his alleged hookup with Marilyn Monroe, some of the conspiracies surrounding whether or not she was killed because of the classified information that she knew or did not know about. So stick around, hit that subscribe button. Leave a five star review and let's jump into it. All right, so the very first thing that we're gonna discuss today is e. Musk's new Twitter, c e o Linda Ya Corino is a vaccine pushing pro mask, wearing world economic forum. Globalist executive chair on her LinkedIn of the World Economic Forum. She has been pushing vaccines, was pro mask, anti freedom of speech. If, if that tells you anything, this is quite puzzling. And even more puzzling when you go back to January 18th, where Elon Musk himself said, the World Economic Forum is increasingly becoming an unelected world government that the people never asked for and do not want. So why would you hire somebody from the exact place that you claim to hate? And if you know a little bit about Elon Musk background, the background of his mother, who is a very, very well connected individual, this starts to make a little bit of sense. So let's read this article. This comes from Out Kick and it says, Elon Musk, announcement of New Twitter, c e o, Linda Yao. Has many users asking, what are we doing on Friday? Musk announce that the former, former N B C Universal AD Executive would be the new CEO O for the social media platform. At first glance, the move makes sense. Musk is desperate to make money through advertising, and why not hire someone like Yak Orno who has legitimate ad experience? But there's much more to the story this writer says. I encourage you to please read all of the following to see the bigger picture of. That has even Musk staunchest supporters crying fel. It has nothing to do with Republican or Democrat. It is a much larger than, it is much larger than that, and shows blatant hypocrisy from the Tesla founder himself. It then quotes the tweet that I was talking about from 2018. Then it goes on to say, according to Linda Yak Caro's LinkedIn page, as well as her own tweets, she is a vaccine. Mandating pro mask wearing globalist, who is just as bad as it sounds. Her first red flag is that she is a member of the World Economic Forum. She is an executive chairman of the World Economics Task Force on Future Work and their media initiative. The World Economic People are the people who run the world and know that's not a conspiracy theory. Even Milam Musk himself tweeted his concerns about the World Economic Forum, and then he went and hired one of their top executives to be the c e O of Twitter. Here is Yaks LinkedIn page, which currently lists her from January in 2019 to present. What a interesting time to become a part of the World Economic Forum is, uh, they're an executive chair there. Prior to that, she was the former chairman of the Board and executive Board member of the Ad Council of M MSN B C, and then Yak Yak Carino, partnered with the business community as 20 21, 20 22 Ad Council chair with the White House and government agencies to create Covid 19 vaccination campaigns featuring Pope Francis and reaching over 200. Million Americans. Now, this isn't somebody digging into her background. This is something that she promotes immediately on her LinkedIn page on the World Academics, uh, website. They talk about the great reset, which is probably one of the scariest things we've ever seen, and encourages a new social contract that they want humans to all abide to, and it quotes it. Drawing from the vision, the vast expertise of the leaders engaged across the world Forums community is the Great Reset Initiative, has a set of dimensions to build a new social contract that honors the dignity of every human being. It says, these are the same people who want you to eat bugs. Same exact people, right? Right. On their website it says this, um, alright. Yao's vaccine push. During her years as chairman, chairman of the Ag Council Yerbo, that she partnered with the Biden administration, the CDC and government agencies to promote and market the Covid 19 vaccination campaign. Interesting. And from her own, the Twitter account, she says, so proud of this effort, Linda Ya Carino says hashtag get vaccinated and. The Covid collab at the Covid collab, uh, tags them. Our vaccination, vaccination education initiative is a massive, complex undertaking, but the goal is pretty simple. Getting vaccinated is the best way to back to get back to the moments that we all miss. Really love this powerful new work created in partnership with Pierre odell and the Covid collab. Wow, how disgusting. All right, then it goes on the show. More of her Bs. Then it talks about her on masks. Twitter, c e o is rumored to be Linda Yao. Uh, here. She tells you to mask up or pack up. And here is the video right here saying that. Let's see if we can get it on the mic here. That body. Lindy Aino here, class of 1980. We're not here to talk about that. We are here to talk about masking up or packing up. I promise you we're doing good so far. Just keep your distance, get your hands washed often, get tested often, and wear your mask. That'll get us closer and closer. To normal days, we are resilient. We are tough. Keep doing it and we'll be back at Beaver Stadium before you know it. Mask up or pack up. We're almost there. We are. What does that even mean? Mask up or pack up? Excuse me ma'am. Where would you like me to go? You won't even let me get on an airplane. Wha what? Mask up or pack up? What does that even mean? Uh, she also tweeted out that everyone needed to stay home and not go outside. No more stop and chat unless you use your phone. Stay at home, watch tv. Hashtag stop the spread. Wow. Wow. So why? Would he choose her? His whole campaign was running on freedom of speech, right? The entire reason he spent 43 billion or however many dollars on this agreement was because he claims was because he was about freedom of speech. But it doesn't seem to be the case anymore. And again, I've talked about this in the past. I've talked about whether or not. Elon Musk is a shill. Shill, meaning somebody hiding in plain sight and actually not on the side of the people. Uh, is he pretending to be on our side so that he can data mine every thought you ever have, and then eventually use it as data sets to implant chips and take advantage of the analytics and the algorithms that can hijack your thoughts Maybe. Maybe not, but it seems like far more maybe than maybe not. All right. Um, next thing about Elon Musk is that he was named in the Epstein. So Elon Musk was named in the Epstein, JP Morgan legal case. Epstein has since responded to this saying it's a politically motivated subpoena in that he is quote unquote, What is, where's the quote here? That Creon never advised me on anything whatsoever. He says, Elon Musk says, uh, Monday, and this comes from the post-millennial, that prosecutors in the US Virgin Islands attempted to subpoena him regarding alleged financial advice from Jeffrey Epstein, which were idiotic on so many levels he said. The US or Virgin Islands are apparently requested files from the Tesla c e o in relations to its lawsuit against JP Morgan Chase, which it wants to hold liable for profiting from sex trafficking acts committed by Epstein. The Virgin Islands is suing JP Morgan and and seeking to collect unspecified damages because it believes that the banking giant enabled recruiters of Epstein to pay victims and was indispensable to the operation and concealment of Epstein's trafficking enterprise. According to Fox News, the subpoena from the U S V I apparently is based on the assertion that Epstein referred Musk to JP Morgan as a client. However, Musk noted that Twitter that noted on Twitter that his company Tesla hasn't banked with JP Morgan in over 10 years after the banking giant let down the electric car maker. Since U S V I has made. Has been unable to serve Musk with the subpoena. They are looking to subpoena Tesla Inc. Instead in the tweet Monday night. Musk said this is idiotic on so many levels. He then gives some bullet points, one of them being, and we'll go directly to his Twitter where he says that Creon never advised me on anything whatsoever. Number two, the notion that I would need or listen to a financial vice from a dumb crook is absurd. And then next, that JP Morgan, let down Tesla 10 years ago, despite having Tesla's global commercial banking business, which we then withdrew, I have never forgiven them. So essentially his response is, eh, I don't think so. And then the next one is, I wouldn't take. Advice from a dumb crook, dumb crook, meaning the largest sex trafficker in history. Um, and then number three says, nah, we didn't really use JP Morgan Chase for the last 10 years. So there's really not a fundamentally sound argument from what he said here. But anyways, let's see if there's any good responses in the comment section. Thanks for responding. Instead of squashing the story, Anytime somebody needs money, all reliable, and there's a SpongeBob blame Elon Musk. Is that the case? Is that the case? I don't know. But all I know is I'm not named in any banking alleged, uh, lawsuits, uh, with Jeffrey Epstein, but according to an entire US island, Elon Musk is. So again, folks, keep your eyes open because you never know. Who is not on your side? All right. Next is going to be a video that came out from James O'Keefe in the O'Keefe Media Group. As I said earlier, omg, terrible logo, terrible name, has come out with its own undercover videos. This one coming from a Fox news producer who is caught on tape saying, Tucker Carlson was ousted as a part of the Dominion Settlement Network. Uh, in the Dominion settlement and the network was beholden to Pfizer and Big Tech Money. Now, let's go ahead and watch this video and see what he has to say here. You, the Dominion Company, 144 million to settle that million lawsuit. Oh, that was with, um, the Dominion Company. What happened with that? Like they gave him money. Part of it, they say it wasn't part of it, but we're learning that. Tucker getting fired was part of that. Tucker Getting fired was part of the Dominion lawsuit. It was part of the seller's media. You're beholden advertisers, right? Well, it's the pillow guy or it's brought you by Pfizer, right? It's like Yeah, it's big pharma. Yeah, which is crazy. Just like we would do all this stuff about covid vaccines like, and we're getting vitamin five. Which is crazy because, you know, we were getting paid and then promoting something that is now known to have serious side effects and killing people. Huh? So crazy. You really got away with that one. Ha. How are these people exi? How do these people exist? How do these people sleep at night? Like, how much were you making as a producer at Fox News? All right. Judging by his shirt, not enough. How, how much money was this guy making to completely submit all of your morals over to corporate entities? We're getting what, and we're getting money from Pfizer. Yeah. Well, I mean, big pharma, big tech. You know, you're talking about like the shady players, like your buddy Michael Russell, like that. He's the news crafting dominion's message. That's a whole story in and of itself. OMG News is obtained in diary footage of a Fox News producer talking about Tucker Carlson's departure, the Dominion settlement, and the influence that advertisers and pharmaceutical companies like Pfizer have. Over the Embattled Network, Fox News Media, America's News, and much more. 144 million to settle that million lawsuit. Oh, that was with, um, elected the Dominion Company. Yeah. How did, what, what, what happened with that? Like they gave them money. They weren't part of it. They say it wasn't part of it, but we're learning that. Tucker getting fired was part of that. Tucker getting fired was part of the Dominion lawsuit as part of the sale. So what that means is that they settled, right? It was like 750, whatever million dollars that they settled for. And during that negotiations, dominion stated that in order for them to settle. They would have to fire Tucker Carlson and essentially light their entire business on fire and completely put themselves into the ground. So one thing that, so let, let's take a little sidetrack here. Now that we know that every major news media company ever is going to eventually go under like c n and Fox News. Vice News, this is something that I couldn't tell you how happy I am about Vice News is filed Chapter 11 bankruptcy. In the, in the next segment of Go woke, go broke. Vice News has filed Chapter 11 bankruptcy, and this is interesting. If you look at the background of Vice, if you think back to like the Times when they were on H B O documentaries and they were embedding themselves with biker gangs, smoking meth with them, and then. Partying with strippers at night to, to bring you true journalism all the way till now, where they're promoting trans ideology and sexualization of children. And literally every single article that comes out of Vice is just the most liberal, politically motivated bullshit that you've ever seen. So it's no surprise that Vice is filing bankruptcy, especially in the world where the belief in institutions and, and especially the largest names of them, like CNN and Fox News, which we're again, we're learning about right now as we speak. We know that they're bought and paid for by corporations, but Vice is now in negotiations with a company funded by George Soros. So, We probably should have seen that coming, but we knew that money was there all along, right? With when you go onto their website and you sift through all of the liberal bullshit that you see all of the like extremists left. This isn't like centrist. This isn't center left. This isn't like reasonable liberals who have some large amount of empathy and little amount of logic. Like we're, we're speaking about people who have B blue hair and children that. Our seven year old boys in blue tutus that they're taking to sex festivals like we're about to see here is who liked vice at this point, which is, again, sad because the journalism that came out of vice 10 years ago was like legit awesome gorilla style journalism, boots on the ground, like interesting, super interesting journalism. Some of the best like documentaries done by. Journalistic institutions has come out of Vice 10 years ago. So it was sad to see this transition, but now that I've seen it and now that I'm so far from ever caring about whatever happens to them based on the type of stuff that they push out, I'm happy. I'm happy to see that Vice News is finally bankruptcy, 100%. It brings me so much joy that Vice News filed bankruptcy. Anyways, let's move on. Here's the rest of the video. So did Tucker leave or did you guys part ways or? Tucker was ousted. Yeah, he was Ted. Well, he bought things that cost a lot of money. Cost the company a lot of money. Yeah. Part. He was gonna go after this whole thing about January 6th was he was an inside job and he went after this guy, Ray, he said, was an FBI agent on the inside who was right. Encouraged it, and they, who, who's gonna go on there? Air, what minutes? And the Murdoch. The other thing with Tucker that is interesting is everyone's a, so what he just said is that Tucker Carlson was going to refute the FBI informant slash provocateur Ray Abs. He was going to go on Fox News and refute what Ray Epps the Fed, who promoted and incited the January 6th insurrection. He was going to refute the things that this man said from his 60 minutes interview. The Ray A who is still walking around without any charges after saying, tomorrow we're going into the Capitol. That guy still walking around. Tucker Carlson was going to speak out and say, nah, you're a Fed. And this guy, Sean Langley was saying that the Murdochs were not happy about that and they couldn't let it happen. Everybody's afraid of losing so many, losing so many viewers of money, like last viewers of money. There are a bunch of advertisers that said, we're not gonna advertise that eight o'clock hour. So now that he's gone, they're starting to come back. Sean Fox and his insider says that not only Tucker's reporting on January 6th cost the network a lot of money and made the Murdochs unhappy. But Sean goes on to talk about the pressures of advertising and the influence of big pharma. On the embattled network? Yes, it's big pharma. Yeah. Which is crazy cuz like we do all this stuff about covid vaccines and we're getting money from Pfizer. We're getting what? When you say that we take money from Pfizer, what did you mean by that? No, he's calling and talking to them. Money from Pfizer. I think you're putting words in my mouth. You said quote and we're getting money from Pfizer. Yeah, well, I mean big pharma, big tech. Dude, you're describing to me like the nature of the narratives, right? Like we have BlackRock and Vanguard who own. Everybody. Yeah, right. They own Sienna, msnbc, Fox, you name it. That's what I was talking about, the self-censorship narrative. Corporate media. It's corporate media, and you're beholden to advertisers, BlackRock and Vanguard in your ear. They're like, you can only say up until this point of what the truth is, and then you have to start pushing propaganda. Good Morning America has brought to you by Pfizer. Was to do that. Yeah. It's across the board, kinda like that. Or you don't wanna piss off advertising. Sean also told us about his, but that's the thing is like, you don't want piss off advertisers, but the advertisers only care to the extent that you're getting them viewership and profitability and ROI on how much they're spending. So it, it's, it's not just profitability anymore. It's not like they're, they're, they will push things to the extent that they lose viewership, which means losing advertising spend, which means losing money. All of these news stations, all of these main news corporations are all propaganda arms for the regime. Right. And not the Biden regime. Not the Trump regime, obviously not the Trump regime, but just the regime in general, the, the current holders of power, right? The, which isn't the president, as we know, as we have this bumbling, fumbling, geriatric. Old man running our country, and by running, I mean stumbling through his words and being told where to go off of stage. But we know, we know now that it, it doesn't, it's not even about money anymore. It's not even about how many people you can get for viewerships, because if they, you know, what would be a bigger story? A big story would be that Pfizer came to Fox News and tried to motivate them to pull their conversations about vaccines. The big story would be that the FBI came to Robert Murdoch and said, you better not run that story. You better not let Tucker Carlson go on eight o'clock news and talk about Ray YPs. That would be a far bigger story to run if you were the news networks that the FBI came to us, or the the Murdochs, or the Black Rocks, and the Vanguards came to us and said, you cannot do this. In today's world, that would save face, that would improve viewership, which improves advertising spend because it's, it's just based on viewership. If you're advertising at eight o'clock, you're gonna have to spend more than if you're advertising at two o'clock, because there's more viewers. It all comes down to viewership. So the second that you realize that it's not about profitability anymore, it's the fact that Fox News, c n n, are propaganda arms for the elites. And it's not even the Biden administration, which is a joke, right? Biden is a political arm of the elites. Everything comes from those, those corporate entities, which come from the, the, the families who are the most rich families in the entire world, who get their rocks off on power. So this goes on to say, uh, a little bit about what we just read and listened to. So let's move on. Let's see what it says here. The video shows Langley discussing former bi White House employee Michael La Rosa, whose consulting consulting firm worked for Dominion. Someone who worked from the Biden White House was literally crafting the message for Dominion. He said, then he laid out the connections, so he left working for Joe Biden to start this PR firm, or worked for this firm whose sole client was Dominion doing their communications. It's like right from the White House to go work for Dominion. So it's like when you know those little moving parts, you are like everyone, everyone's shady left the White House to literally go take down the news outlet that was being unfavorable to his boss. And there you go. All right, so there is your update on the latest and greatest on Tucker Carlson. And by the way, if you didn't know, I'm sure you'd know him by now, but Tucker Carlson is now going to be starting a show directly on. In the name of Elon Musk, Elon Musk's Twitter platform, well formally I, Elon Musk Twitter platform, and now the World Economic Forums Twitter platform. So next up we have California moving to give unemployment benefits. So California is going to give unemployment benefits. This is what they're trying to do legally to illegal immigrants as border crisis grows. Imagine this. Imagine this. Imagine if you assaulted someone, right? You broke a law, you robbed somebody, you assaulted them. You did some egregious act that made you a felon, and now the government wants to pay you for it. They literally are going to give money. Unemployment benefits. You know why you're unemployed is because you're not here legally. You cannot get a green card. You could not pass go. You cannot collect $200 because you don't pay taxes. And the only reason you're here in the first place is that you started your career as an American. If we can call you that, by committing an illegal act, by migrating here illegally. So let's go ahead and read this again, coming from the post-millennial, which says, Democrat politicians in California have been considering a proposal that will grant illegal aliens residing in the state, the ability to receive unemployment benefits as Title 42 expired last week. Senator de Razo, who sponsored the bill lamented that illegal aliens continue to shut out. From California's economic success despite their work in industry such as agriculture, clothing, and construction, according to Fol, Fox News. Um, so let's see what Joe Biden has to say about this last one. Okay, last, uh, title 42. Um, is the United States ready for the surge of people that going to come across the border starting later this week? I spent, uh, um, I got close to an hour with, uh, with the Mexican president today. Uh, we're doing all we can. Uh, the answer is, uh, it remains to be seen. Uh, we've gotten overwhelming cooperation from Mexico. Uh, we also are in the process of setting up resi, uh, uh, offices in Columbia and other places where you can, where someone seeking a silent can go first. So, but it remains to be seen. It's gonna be chaotic for a while. And as an example, as I raised in the meeting when they said, well, we're gonna cut and no spending more money, So what the hell happens if you cut? If you're gonna cut people at the border, you're gonna cut agents to the border. We, no, we need more at the border, not less at the border. Last one, quote unquote, Joe Biden says, what was the quote? What did he say? And as an example, as I raised in the meeting, when they said, well, we're gonna cut and no spending more money, as I raised in the meeting when they said, You can, or someone seeking a asylum can go first, so, but it remains to be seen. It's gonna be chaotic for a while. The president of the United States just said it's gonna be chaotic for a while at our border. Well, you know why? Because you've gone three years now without doing anything about it. In fact, encouraging people to travel here illegally, encouraging it. It's so crazy if you go and watch any of these videos, like how many people are lined up with children in their hands, but also most of the time just like military aged men. And like, and that's a kind of like a, an insightful way to put it, right? Like, oh, you see the articles and military aged men because it, in, it, it, it gives the idea that these men are here to do harm. Well, How many of the last, I don't know, shootings that we've seen, how, how many times have we seen that it was an illegal immigrant? There's been like several shootings over the last several months that have come from somebody who is here illegally. Right? So who knows? You know, I'm, I'm not trying to instill the idea that all these guys are criminal militants, but you don't know, and that's the problem, right? When you go through it, the, the process legally, You know who this person is, where they came from, what their ties are. If they're a part of radical political organizations or I don't know, the cartel who's funding and operating all of these runs across the border. Probably a good thing to know. This goes on to say that weekly handouts will never got other governmental costs, so well, I skipped a step. So SB 2 27, also known as the Safety net for All Workers Act, will use state funds to give illegal aliens who claim to have no work. $300 a week lasting up to 20 weeks. So ya heard it here first folks? Well, not first because somebody else wrote this, but your tax dollars could go to paying $6,000 per illegal immigrant. Your tax dollars will now go to pay for somebody to commit a felonious act. I don't know if immigration, illegal immigration is felonious, um, but it sounds like a funny word and I will use it here. Weekly handouts, another governmental cost related to the legislation that are expected to run the state to 356 million total. Meanwhile, California is being stretched on its own funds and with the state budget deficit now at tens of billions of dollars, addressing the lack of funds on Friday, California Governor and Chief. Devil fricking Gavin Newsom just seems to me like he's just absolutely a demonn. You look at that man, and he looks like every, you know, super, you know, the TV show is supernatural. Like every supernatural demonn whose eyes turned black, Gavin Newsom, um, described it as a $31.5 billion challenge. That's. What their lack of funds is being referenced to this number is apparently far higher than expected, as Newsom predicted, than a budget proposal he put forth in January that the deficit would be around 10 billion less. Don't really care about the budget, um, and then starting to show some of the border situation. And anyways, uh, meanwhile, about 15,000 migrants were reportedly seen by the California side of the US Mexico border in Tijuana last week, occupying shelters, hotels, and even outdoor encampments in anticipation of Title 40 two's expiration. Wow. We are in for it folks. Alright, the next thing we're gonna talk about is DragCon, which was FE featuring twerking Teletubbies kids surrounded by sex toys and half naked adults and men in Speedos. So we will get to that. But first, subscribe. Leave a five star review right now. I know you heard me the first time, and that's okay if you didn't press it, but if you hear me two times and you don't do it right, I know there's at at least several, several percentages more than, I don't know, 80% of you have not left a five star review, so I would appreciate it even more than that. So takes two seconds. 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All right, so this article goes on to say that RuPauls, and I'm not sure what it means by RuPauls, like they ran by that individual. Uh, DragCon hit Los Angeles, California this weekend bringing the popular drag queen television show to the public with a special kid zone for parents to leave their children during the event. What. The kids own featured a meet and greet with characters from the Children's Show, Teletubbies, who then joined the stage to dance with a drag queen. According to the National Review, this year, the convention is granting free admission for children under eight with each paid adult ticket. Although children under 16 are prevented from. The separately ticketed after hours events. It's not clear why underage attendees from age 16 to 17 are able to go to the after hours. That kind events. Yeah, that seems a little bit weird. Mainstream news media outlets like Reuters and N B C promoted the event as a friendly place for children in the Reuters video of one drag queen. Called Frisbee Jenkins. It's, it's wild to me. All of these names that people come up with, like, what was the name of the person from the Navy campaign was like, I don't know, it's like Crystal Frankenstein, like all these stupid names Frisbee. Like, oh, that's the name that you came up with and I'm supposed to trust you with my child. You had any name that you could have picked and you picked Frisbee. Anyways, I've met so many kids today. This drag queen said, whose eyes light up when they see drag, and it just goes to show they're trying to criminalize drag. They're trying to make drag queens out to be monsters. They're trying to make anyone who does drag out to be monsters and we're not monsters. You know, we're just celebrating our life in living out loud, and kids recognize that and they love it. So I think. Something like this is great for our community and it's great politically because why wouldn't we be able to come to an event and celebrate who we are? Wow. And this is a video coming from Reuters Twitter with a man with these big, huge old titties on the front of himself in a wild orange wig. Looking like he came out of, uh, what's that movie with, uh, Jennifer Lawrence in it, uh, hunger Games. Let's see this for you. Hi. Hi. Welcome to DragCon. Welcome to DragCon 2023. Um, I've met so many kids today whose eyes light up when they see drag, and it just goes to show that there's, you know, they're trying to criminalize drag. They're trying to make drag queens out to be monsters. Oh, they're trying to make anyone who does drag out to be monsters, and we're not monsters. You know, we just are celebrating our life and celebrating, uh, living out loud. And kids recognize that and they love it. So I think something like this is great for our community and it's great, um, politically, because why not? Why, why shouldn't we be able to come to an event and celebrate who we are? You know, it's a, it's a nice reassurance. I feel like right now we're leaving a very unsure time. Based on everything within the laws, et cetera, even with the Bud Light campaign. But I feel like right now, this is kind of a reassurance that we are here, we are queer, and we are here to say. So I feel like that's what the perfect meaning of DragCon is. You know? Oh my God. I'm sorry. If you would've saw what I just saw, you would've had the face that I just had, the people that they brought, and this is Reuters promoting this. The first person who said, I've seen so many children today is a man wearing a with a mustache and the fricking, oh my God. If you saw this man on the side of the road or the sidewalk and you were walking with your child, You would go to the other side of the street. You would never walk by this man. You would be so terrified for your child that you wouldn't even want them to see it. Your child would think that this person is a monster, is a monster. Oh, we're not monsters. Every single one of these people in this video looked like monsters. Don't tell me you're not monsters. And then dress with literal devil wings blacked out face and like demonn eyes. What? What, and this is the promotion of it. This should be the most positive aspects of this. And what they're promoting is these terrifying men dressing up with the crazy wigs and mustaches and devil wings and demonize, and you want me to trust my children in fricking. Drag social hour. Like how about no, to quote, uh, you know, Dr. Evil. Wow, that's horrifying. Like I didn't expect it to be like, and this is them promoting it. And there was other videos where they showed the teletubbies, they showed like all the, the dildos around that these children were walking past. It says, highlighting some of the inappropriate items being sold at the event. National Review wrote the conventions, exhibitors included spiked collared company, bitch Fist NYC Lubricant Company boy, butter in the flavor flavored, sorry, this just threw me for a loop. The flavored anal spray company. Holy water. Good Lord. The American Civil Liberties Union and the non-denominational Christ Chapel of the Valley. I wonder if holy water in the Christ Chapel of the Valley, that flavored anal spray company got together and, uh, did a collab at this drag show. Anyways, in fact, a journalist from right now views captured footage from the convention revealing the truly disturbing sites witnessed by children in attendance. Some clips from the right now views. Videos were uploaded to Twitter by Dr. Anastasia Maria Lupus, including the following shot of a man wearing prosthetic breasts with nipples visible through his shirt. Later. In the same video, a pair of women with toddlers can be seen trying to purchase a drag queen monopoly board game. Wow. Way to go. Good parenting to all of you. Oh my gosh. And what we're looking at is a man in a red lingerie with fake prosthetic breasts having photos taken of him. By another man in women's clothing next to a freakish. Oh my gosh. You look like a monster. You look like a monster. You can't tell me you're not literally big bird face. Like I'll just turn the sound off for you, but it's like walking around and Yeah, totally appropriate. Like the craziest thing is nobody would say anything to you, and there's literally a woman with a fricking toddler in her arms and a baby and a stroller walking right next to this man with prosthetic titties on the front of him. This is so wild because you could not do a damn, there could be people having sex in one of these booths and parents would still walk by it as if they're on some moral high ground from the parents who didn't bring their children to a drag show. It's so disgusting what these people are doing to their children, and like I said, like I said earlier, if CPS was worth fricking anything, they would be sitting at the door of these events. And taking the children from every single parent who walked in the door of this sex show and they were promoting Teletubbies there, like Teletubbies, and now there's a child here. How old are you? Um, no, she just, she just wanted to get today, so we're just having time. Oh, just for today? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Who, so who introduced you tried to this idea? The drag? Yeah. Um. I in drag and she kinda just like got into it. Oh. Cause I accidentally, accidentally, yeah. We have an accident. Yeah. From watching from you watching it. Yeah. Oh, sorry. You know, my child was watching me watching porn and all of a sudden now they're really into it. And so I dressed them up and took them to a porn convention. And now the next one is like, yeah. Wow. So many people just walking around in like the wildest, most sexualized outfits with infants and toddlers, like toddlers sitting right next to these booths. This is so disgusting. Oh my gosh. This comes from Dr. Anastasia Maria Lupus, RuPaul's 2023. DragCon in Los Angeles wouldn't be the same without a child in her pram, with a dick shaped sippy cup. Now, would it, are you kidding me? Wow. How like, This is child abuse. This is fricking child abuse, and there's nothing that's gonna be done about it. And these people think they're on some moral high ground for exposing their children to random, weird pedophile weirdos. Dear God, this is horrific. All right. There's so many clips of this man interviewing people, which is quite brilliant, I would say. Um, but you're not using Teletubbies at the show unless you're actively trying to like bring in children. And that's what they were trying to do. Now there's a full footage that you can go watch of this person going through and like recording all this, which is crazy. Uh, Literally examples after examples of child abuse. Horrific. Alright, let's move on. And last but not least today, the IRS removed the entire investigative team from Hunter Biden's probe per the Department of Justice request. So let's see if we can get some context on this and then, Go from there. This says the Internal Revenue Service. The IRS removed the entire investigative team working on the Hunter Biden case at the request of President Joe Biden's, department of Justice. A whistleblower told Congress on Monday the whistleblower has supervised the Hunter Biden investigation since 2020. Mark Leer and Tristan Levitt, attorneys from the whistleblower told Congress in the letter. Today the IRS criminal supervisory special agent we represent was informed that he and his entire investigative team are being removed from the ongoing insensitive investigation as the high profile controversial subject about which our client sought to make whistleblower disclosures to Congress. He was informed the change was at the request of the DOJ last month. The whistleblower through LELE told, Congressional leaders that he wanted to come forward with information about preferential treatment in Hunter Biden's case and alleged to turn to General Ma Merrick Garland gave false testimony to Congress because he assured lawmakers that Delaware US attorney David Weiss has unilateral authority to make charging decisions. The post reported the attorney's letter went on to call the IRS's decisions to remove the investigative team clearly retaliatory. And here is a quick video. The silent majority is no. Mm, that's too long. All right, so another thing that I've heard about this is that the whistleblower on this, maybe not the same one that we're talking about here, but has gone missing. Like they cannot find the person who was, you know, Involved in speaking out against Hunter Biden than Joe Biden. Um, which is obviously, probably just as if not far more concerning knowing the history of people who speak out against the government and wind up disappearing. Uh, so not too much information on that, uh, yet cuz it just came out today, but, I guess I'm, I'm very zero. Part of me is surprised that they would pull all strings in this, but Marjorie Taylor Green has been just pushing out content after content, after content, calling out the Biden family, saying that the entire, almost the entire family from children up to his wife, Boes. His former, you know, his, his dead brother's ex-wife who is now his girlfriend. Uh, you know, and the way that he said that was hilarious. He said like, uh, the person who is. Uh, talking about it, um, speaking out at like some sort of press hearing. Said, oh, you know, was listing off all the people and he said, and, uh, Bo Biden's ex-wife or Hunter Biden's current girlfriend, whichever name you want to use there, if you know the background on that. Uh, he basically started screwing his dead brother's ex-wife as soon as he died. Uh, yeah, hunter Biden's not a good guy, which, Again, would alluded to the idea that maybe Joe Biden isn't either Marjorie Taylor Green. Go check out her Twitter posts, uh, that she's been posting a part of the, uh, hearings and investigation that they're doing against the Biden family. And then one more, let's see what we got here. Uh, Miller Light. Let's see. If we can get the info on this, uh right. Cool. Um, Miller Light slammed Miller Light posted a woke feminist ad apologizing for using Bikini Babes to sell beer. Cuz yes, sex doesn't sell. Uh, and let's see if we can actually find the video. Um, but probably not the idea. Probably a good idea that they pulled this. Isn't this so funny that we won? Right. The, the, the, the non-liberal crazies won this battle against Bud Light to the point where Bud Light was downgraded by Bazinga. Whatever the hell, the, how do you say that name is? Um, but basically a financial institution that grades companies based on their, their financial for their finances and, and reports. Um, but like I said before, they, we knew that once the numbers came out from Bud Light, they were just gonna be bleeding, uh, bleeding out consistently, um, over how much people they, they lost as customers over their stuff. So Miller Lights slammed over, woke feminist ad apologizing for using Bikini Babes to sell beer. Let's read this article says the Miller Light Beer brand has come under fire. Over Aoke ad apologizing for its past use of sexy models and bikinis to sell beer and the feminist eye campaign from last March being revisited in the wake of the Bud Light Boycott Miller Light hired comedian Alana Glazer to highlight women's roles in the history of beer making before turning her attention to so-called sexist ads featuring scantily clad models. Here's a little known fact. Women are where among the first to brew beer ever. Glazer says, adding centuries later. How did the industry pay homage to the founding mothers of beer? They put us in bikinis. It's time. Beer made it up to women. Yeah. Cuz a vast majority of your targeted market is beer drinkers are women. Um, so now Miller Light is on a mission, not just to clean up its own shit, but the whole beer industry shit. Glazer said, unveiling the company's bad shit to good shit campaign. Asking for old marketing materials, like ones featuring near naked women to be sent back to the beer giant for upcycling. What the fuck is that? So here's to women, because without us there would be no beer. Interesting. The cringe commercial stoked controversy on social media with many drawing comparisons to Bud Light's disastrous campaign with Transactivist. Dylan Mulvaney, which sparked one of the most successful boycotts in recent memory. Uh, why did all right, so it starts to go with some responses to this. I wanna see the actual ad. Uh, here's, they're losing the culture war. Here's, we are winning the culture war, and here's that same crap. About how this Bud Campaign is good. Experts say like a circular hiring squad, so losing 6 billion. And the average liquor distributor group saw in the numbers here is they're seeing orders in just a week go down at least 40% nationwide for Anheuser Busch products across the board and even higher numbers for Bud Light itself. So, So this article from CNN says, bud Light's Exclu inclusive ad campaigns are good for business experts. Say, company Xs introduces marketing campaigns that torches or touches on why a cultural issue, which some people oppose. So Group Z lashes out on social media, rinse, repeat. It happens again and again. Said CNN n Nike, and Social Justice Advocate. Colin Kaepernick, m and ms and female spoke candies and last week, bud Light is a parent company of Anheuser Busch. We're targeted by the singer of Kid Rock. And others. After partnering with Dylan Venia, transgender woman, the phrase, go woke, go broke. Employed by many conservatives on social media suggest that brands which employee include, yeah, we know what it means. For Bud Light in particular, reaching a new audience is crucial. I said Heiner che, the then vice president of marketing at Bud Light. Uh, so yeah, probably not good for business. Uh, cuz you had to fire everybody and you lost billions. Don't know if I would chalk that up to a business win. Oh, righty then. Um, so. That's what I got for you guys. Thank you so much for listening. I appreciate it. From the bottom of my warm, cuddly heart, you are amazing. You are awesome. Go out there. Be a good father. Be a good mother. Be a good friend. Be a good human. Stand up for the children. Don't bring your kid to drag shows. Crack a beer. Enjoy this life. I love ya. Have a good night. Slash day might not be the night where you're at, so have a good day. How about that?
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Leonard's former fling, Stephanie Barnett; wants for a double dose of hardwood therapy.By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.(This episode includes group sex)The scene picks up after Leonard & Sheldon screwed Penny until she passed out. Having been simultaneously penetrated in both her lower orifices at the same time.Stephanie Barnett, The once-buxom physician & former love interest of Leonard; was visiting & watching the action; and pondering her own experience with the two roommates.Leonard scooted up to the head of the bed and turned Stephanie's gorgeous redhead towards him and she willingly opened her mouth to accept his cock. His eyes rolled back in his head when he watched her full red lips and tongue attack his cock and as she tried desperately to take him deeper; her constant bobbing made her long red hair cover half her face and his entire lower body.Stephanie peered up at Leonard with those gorgeous green eyes and they shot open wide when Sheldon's came in contact with her clit and she nearly choked on Leonard's cock as she took it in way too deep. She pulled his cock from her mouth and started shaking violently; “Oh fuck, Sheldon! What the hell are you doing down there? Oh fuck; my entire cunt is on fire and it's quaking and shaking and I can't control it, oh fuck I'm going to cum again. Oh shit! I know exactly what Penny was feeling now, I can't control my pussy, you've put it on a course where it wants more and I don't think the rest of my body can handle it!”Sheldon raised his face and at the same time pulled his fist out of her cunt, both were covered in her thick creamy juices and she was jerking involuntarily. He gently patted her pussy and she began to calm down.Looking up at Leonard; “I don't think you wanted a second woman passed out on your bed. I know they probably do that anyways when they are in here from sheer boredom, BAZINGA!”She let out a long sigh when she finally calmed down and as she lazily looked at Leonard's cockhead she smiled up at him; “I believe I'm really, really relaxed now and should be able to take one or both of your cocks in me now without a problem. The way my pussy s all worn out, I think Sheldon may have a nastier time fucking my ass. I know you've fucked it so many times, but I would love to try that monster of his in my ass! What do you say Sheldon?”“Oh goodie, I get to fuck another ass! I was thinking after fucking Penny last night, it just might be the last one I ever get to fuck!”“Oh no, big boy, I may have lost a lot of weight and lost a lot of the cushion back there, but my ass still loves a big stiff cock deep in it. I just love how it fills me, and if Leonard is fucking my cunt good and hard at the same time, well I can say I've died and gone to heaven, so you two whenever you're ready!”Leonard got Stephanie to get up, even though she was still a little shaky, he flopped down on the bed and guided her over on top.She tossed her long red hair over her shoulder and reaching back gripped his cock and slid it into her dripping cunt. She settled down onto his thighs and she leaned down and planted a long passionate kiss on his lips.Tossing her hair aside she whispered into his ear; “Oh my god, Leonard; I nearly forgot how good it was riding this cock of yours. It fits perfectly in my tight pussy!”I've missed it too, it's just a little hard to get accustomed to the new Stephanie, there is just so much less of you to fuck, but what is left is perfect!“She smiled down and her bright green eyes twinkled and they suddenly shot open wide when she felt Sheldon behind her. She held her breath as she felt his cock part her new tiny ass cheeks and after swiping his hand along her dripping cunt lips, covered his cockhead with her juices and pushing forward she let out a loud grunt as the head parted her starred hole and popped in.Sheldon held her trim hips and just kept her there as Leonard continued his pumping into her pussy.When Stephanie finally got used to his thick meat in her ass, she whipped her head around; “Alright big boy, you can go deeper, but please take it slow. I don't want you to tear me a new asshole, literally!”Sheldon began slipping an inch or two in, and pulled back out until just the head was in. Shoving back in he sent another inch in and wiggled it around.He was going at a pace that was driving Stephanie insane; “Oh fuck Sheldon, I said slow, but not that slow, you're driving me crazy!”He pulled out again, but this time sent about eight inches into her and she let out a loud growl; “Oh fuck yeah, Shelly; just like that. I can't believe I'm taking all of you in my ass!”He scoffed; “"Sorry Stephanie, but that is just a little over half, do you want more; or is that enough?”“Oh motherfucker! I thought you had it all in me, yes, oh yes, Sheldon; drive it all home, I'm so close to cumming! Leonard, fuck my cunt harder, oh fuck, I can't believe I can feel your two cocks rubbing up against the walls of my cunt!”Penny began to stir and as she opened her eyes she had a wicked smile on her face; “Oh, so I see how it is, you two fuck me till I pass out and then toss me aside for another slut!”Leonard turned his head towards Penny and the two of them were now nearly eye to eye; “Oh no, it isn't that way Penny, you know the two of us are perverts, but fucking someone who's passed out is really perverted!”She giggled; “As Sheldon would say, bazinga! It's okay Leonard, hey Stephanie watching Leonard and Sheldon fucking me, was it as hot as me watching you and the two of them?”Through gasping breath she groaned; “Oh yes Penny, you are just a big a slut as I am, probably even more!”Again Penny giggled as she turned on her side and propping her head up with one arm; I sure hope so Stephanie, you're a slut in training and I'm what they call a full-fledged slut. Now I want these two studs to fuck you good and hard and cum in both of your holes then I want to suck the cum from you pussy and asshole, while one fucks me and you suck the other one off again!“The threesome all moaned when they heard Penny say that and Leonard and Sheldon picked up the pace and as Stephanie began to cum, her cunt tightened and clamped down on Leonard's cock.He fucked her as deep as he could and when he felt her tighten on his cock, he lost it and started shooting his potent thick cum deep in her pussy.As the two of them began to orgasm, Sheldon pumped her ass faster and faster. Reaching around he cupped her firm breasts and pulling her back against him, drove as deep as he could. This sent her over the top again and he started cumming deep in her ass.Sheldon came buckets and as he slowed down and his cock lost some of its stiffness his cum began to ooze out of her ass.Penny caught sight of this and sitting up pushed Sheldon away from Stephanie. His cock flopped out of her ass and Penny quickly grabbed her by her hip and rolled her off of Leonard and onto her back.Penny immediately dove down and tossed Stephanie's trim thighs over her shoulders. Penny began sucking at the cum that was flowing out of her stretched asshole.Stephanie let out a high-pitched squeal when she felt Penny's mouth on her ass and the suction of her mouth, drawing the cum from her ass, the sensation was exquisite. She dug her fingers in Penny's blonde hair which was covering her entire lower body.Penny rose from Stephanie's ass, her face covered in Sheldon's tasty cum, looking back at him she blurted out; "Well Sheldon, just don't kneel there watching us, come fuck me doggy. God I think I'll never get enough of that cock, don't you agree Stephanie?”“Oh yes Penny, it filled me like none ever before, but please stop your yapping and get back to eating me, my pussy now if you would, please”She giggled; “Okay Stephanie, hey Leonard slide over there and let Stephanie suck on your cock. I bet she's love to taste her own cum from your cock!”Before he could slide over, Penny was back between Stephanie's thighs and beginning at her asshole, tickled the slowly oozing hole and slid upwards to her tight lipped cunt. Wiggling her tongue between the lips, they parted and she was rewarded with, what began as a tiny river and exploded into a raging rapid of cum. The harder Penny licked, the faster the cum came out of Stephanie's pussy. She though that Leonard must have sent the largest load of his life into her womb.She suddenly stopped sucking and tensed up when she felt Sheldon's, once again stiff cock, slide into her slow and steadily until his thighs were up against hers.He held it there and rotated his hips. This allowed his cock to once again, like before, to hit areas no other man had ever touched.She growled and flipped her hair over her shoulder, her smoking dark blue eyes stared back at Sheldon; “Oh you fantastic motherfucker, don't you and Leonard ever break-up, cause I don't know which way I'd go, Leonard the tender lover or you the one with the horse cock who makes me feel like I never felt before. Come on Sheldon, fuck me, fuck me as hard as you can. I want to feel your cock in my throat. God damn it Sheldon, don't you tease me, slam it, slam it deep and as hard and as fast as you can!”Sheldon grit his teeth and grabbing hold of her gorgeous trim hips slammed her as hard as he cold and at the same time pulled her back against his body.For the next five minutes, like a machine Sheldon drove his huge cock in and out of Penny's foaming pussy. She came three or four times and on two occasions tried to escape his onslaught, but he held her firmly in his grasp along with Stephanie pinning her in place with her sleek legs,Sweat was pouring out of every pore on Sheldon's body, it was dripping on Penny's back and when it hit her body, the cool sweat heightened her orgasms even more.She too was sweating as very pore in her body was electrified from the intense fucking Sheldon was inflicting on her sleek, now fatigued body. When she raised her head her face was covered in Stephanie's cum juices, her gorgeous hair stuck to her cheeks and forehead, now matted down with sweat, she looked like a total slut and Leonard loved her even more.He stared at her and looked down at Stephanie who had half of his cock down her throat and le lost it. He started cumming. Shot after thick creamy shot covered her face, throat and heaving tits. He swiped his still spurting cock all over her face and when he fell back totally spent, her entire upper body and face were coated in his cum.Sheldon looked up and let out a loud groan; “Oh Leonard you are one nasty fucker, god just look at all the jizz you covered Dr. Stephanie with. I'll never be able to look at a female doctor the same way again. Oh fuck, shit Leonard, I wanted to keep fucking Penny forever, but seeing what you did to Stephanie, I can't hold off any longer. Look out Penny here it comes!”Sheldon started cumming and cumming and cumming. He filled Penny to the max and it began so seep out around his cock as it began to shrink. He fell back and her gaping cunt began to flow out with both of their cums.Stephanie heard him and squirmed out from under Penny and began lapping away at all the cum that was flowing out of her pussy. She sucked and even slipped two fingers into her pussy to coax the remainder of the cum trapped in her relatively tight cunt.When she was finished Penny slipped around and began licking the cum that Leonard had shot all over her face and whatever she left on her lips and chin from eating Sheldon's cum from her pussy.The four of them collapsed on the bed and Penny chuckled; “Oh my fucking god, it's barely noon and I'm already totally fucked out. Let's take a short nap and then shower, maybe we'll see what's cooking out in the living room!”They fell asleep and as all of this was going on in Leonard's room, the other seven were also going hot and heavy in the living room.Missy was getting it doggy from Howard over the kitchen counter. Raj was on his back as Elizabeth was sucking his cock and Amy was eating her pussy, lying flat on her back on the floor.As for Bernadette and Glenn, they were off to one end of the sofa. They were cuddling, necking and whispering to one another.“Oh Bernadette, after I found out you were engaged, you broke my heart. There hasn't been another woman in my life as sexy, exciting or as passionate as you are!”“I know what you are saying, from the time you took my virginity in the back of my Corolla as a freshman, until the time I graduated, no one has filled me the way you did, well until yesterday, my god; Sheldon's cock is so fucking thick and long. When he fucked me I thought it was going to come out my throat! Yes, you were special and knew exactly how to push my buttons and make me cum like no-one else, again except Sheldon. Glenn, please strip me and make passionate love like you used to do!”“Alright Bernadette, but let's go someplace private, how about Sheldon's bedroom?”“Oh, now I know you're being really nasty, let's go!”He stood up, Bernadette in his arms and Howard looked up and saw his bride and future just leave the room, unfortunately for Howard, for good, and he knew it. Right now he really didn't give a damn. With his new and improved cock, he would now be as popular with the woman as Glenn was, well just as soon as he found his own apartment!“Elizabeth got up from sucking on Raj and turned to Amy; "What do you say you and I split and head over to your place. I love role playing games and this atmosphere is not right for them. I know if we got to your place, you and I can spend the entire day between each other's thighs.”“Sounds wonderful to me Elizabeth, I believe I lost my boyfriend to my Bestie and the other redhead. I guess he likes the ones who know how to fuck and suck, better than one that stimulates the mind outside the bedroom!”“After a week-end with me Amy, you'll be just as good as either of them, well at least eating Penny and Stephanie. Come on let's get dressed and head out!”Raj looked at the two of them; “Hey, what about me?”Liz slipped into her clothes and smiled over at him; “Raj, go fuck yourself!”He threw his hands up and laughed; I'm used to doing that, but with all the lovely women here I thought you might help!“She laughed out loud this time as she began to walk towards the door; "Like I said before Raj, go fuck yourself! Come on Amy, let's go!”The door slammed behind them and Missy pushed Howard away and went over to Raj. Sitting beside him she cradled his head against her large breasts; “It's okay, Raj; I'm good enough to take care of both of you. You know first-hand from last night, don't you, my chocolate god!”“Oh Missy, I'm so depressed, please love me!”In Sheldon's room, Glenn placed Bernadette on the clean newly starched sheets and turned, closed and locked the door. Turning back to Bernadette he tore off his clothes; “I don't think we want to be disturbed, now do we?”Bernadette was smiling from ear to ear as she bounced up and down on the bed; her huge tits bounced under the tight t-shirt Penny had given her to wear. Her thick stiff nipples poked out against the thing material and as they stiffened and thickened they turned darker and showed like two hi-beam headlights staring at Glenn.He slowly approached the bed; Bernadette's eyes were focused on his large black dick bobbing up and down. He knelt down on the bed in front of Bernadette and reaching up he slid his thick black fingers through her silky golden blonde curls and as he pulled back, drew her glasses off; “I want to gaze into those gorgeous green eyes of yours when I slide my big black prick into your pussy. I want to see how they sparkle and grow wide as I sink my cock deeper and deeper into your gorgeous pussy!”She was grinning from ear to ear; “How about I slip to the bed and slide that big black dick of yours into my mouth. I'll look up at you then and you can look into my eyes as I go deeper and deeper onto your cock!”Glenn let out a moan of anticipation and once again slid his fingers through her hair, but this time, held it there and guided her towards his extremely stiff cock,She lay on the bed, on her belly and slid closer to him and resting her body on her elbows, without using her hands enveloped his cockhead between her ruby red lips. Her tongue snuck out and ran around and around and around the black helmeted tip. It was shining with her saliva as she drew it into her mouth. She then looked up and caught his eyes with her own.He let out a groan and tried to shove more of his cock down her throat.She was at the perfect angle to accept his cock into her throat and using what she had learned from Penny after nights of practicing on Penny's big dildo, relaxed her throat muscles and breathing through her nose, she leaned forward, feeling his cockhead enter her throat she began bobbing up and down and his cock sank deeper and deeper into her throat.Glenn threw his head back at the expert cock sucking Bernadette was inflicting on his cock. “My god Bernadette, you have definitely improved in the cock sucking department, where the hell did you learn how to deep throat?”She pulled her mouth off his cock with a pop. Saliva dripped off his cock and drooled out of her mouth. It landed on her t-shirt covered tits and make them even more transparent and Glenn reached down and cupping both of those huge mounds of flesh, began to run his thumbs back and forth across the large stiff nipples.With her mouth briefly off his cock, this gave him the opportunity to quickly remove her t-shirt. Grabbing the bottom of the shirt he drew it upward and it caught on the mere large side of her tits. Pulling harder, they popped free and they swayed and jiggled as they settled back on her trim body. Drawing it upward, he pulled it over her head and she shook her head and this made him groan again as she gorgeous, shiny golden blonde hair settled about her face and coming to rest on her large tits.Once again he combed his fingers through her hair and tugged at her slightly. She followed his hands and it led her to his face. He gazed into her eyes and leaning forward began raining tiny kisses all over her face, her forehead, nose, eyes, and cheeks and finally covered her glossy lips with his own. The kiss grew stronger and as their lips parted to accept the other's tongue, they both let out tiny moans of excitement.Their hands traveled up and down each other's bodies. Glenn's cupping her firm ass cheeks and Bernadette, once again gripped his thick cock in her tiny hand and stroked the saliva covered black cock.Their mouths were twisting back and forth, tongues darted in and out and around their lips.Glenn slowly pushed gently on her shoulders and she was now laying on her back, looking up at the large black man who had fucked her countless times while in college and all of those memories came rushing back and her pussy suddenly felt extremely wet as it lubricated her cunt in anticipation of accepting his large black cock.Glenn looked down at the gorgeous blonde laying there waiting for him to shove his large black spear into her dripping pussy. Her golden blonde hair framed her face and now staring into those gorgeous green eyes he whispered to her; “Bernadette, I'm going to slowly penetrate your lovely body. I'm going to go slow and I want you to keep your eyes open and locked on mine. I want you to concentrate on how my big black cock feels as it parts your tight cunt. Concentrate on the large veins sliding along the tight tunnel and stretching your tiny pussy. Are you ready, Bernadette?”She bit her bottom lip and nodded; “Oh yes Glenn, I can't wait to feel your hot black cock fucking me long and deep. Don't stop until you shoot your hot creamy cum deep in my cunt!”He swept the large head up and down her slit and as his black cockhead got wet it was shiny and sticky with her juices. Leaning forward her thick outer lips parted and her tight cunt swallowed up his helmeted head.She licked her lips and focused on his cock, her eyes locked on his. She let out a tiny squeal as she felt her cunt hole part and felt his large veins scraping against her sensitive well lubricated cunt walls.Glenn slowly sank a little deeper and he could feel her muscles grab at his shaft and tighten. He shoved a little harder and sank even deeper.Bernadette's eyes rolled back in her head and she arched her back sending even more of his cock into her tight pussy. She wrapped her tiny legs around his upper thighs and her heels pounded into his tight black ass,Glenn shoved the remaining couple of inches into her pussy and leaning forward drew one stiff hot nipple into his mouth. His tongue flicked out and ran around and around the stiff tip and she let out a groan as she crushed his head against her huge tits.Glenn began to pump his cock in and out of her pussy and as he picked up the pace, Bernadette went wild. She kicked at his ass and drove her pussy up harder and harder against his invading cock. She crushed his head against her swaying tits and yelled out constantly; “Come on Glenn, fuck the little white catholic girl with that big black cock of yours. Fuck it harder, harder I said, drive that cock into tomorrow and send me over the top. Oh fuck you'll never know how much I missed you fucking my tight little cunt with that big cock of yours!”Her constant urging made him fuck her even harder and faster. He ground his cock into her scraping her sensitive clit and finally sending her over the top.“Oh fuck yeah Glenn, yes; yes I'm going to cum, please, please cum with me Glenn. Fill my tiny cunt with your black seed and make me yours forever!”Glenn reared back and grabbed her by the hips and pulled her hard against his cock and wiggling his hips back and forth several times, sent her over the top and he unloaded his potent cum deep into her quaking pussy. Squirt after thick hot squirt filled her tiny womb and as he slid back and forward again, his cum came shooting out from around his thick long cock and covered both of their lower bodies.Completed exhausted he collapsed against her tiny body and she ran her tiny hands all over his sweat covered black body.Out in the living room, Howard's stomach churned as he heard his future bride yell out to Glenn to make her his forever. He knew he had lost her and knew he would have to try and get over it. As he turned to Missy and saw how she loved sucking and playing with his new large cock, he knew he could and would get over Bernadette a lot easier then, if he didn't have the operation. Now if he could only shed the nerd status, what better way than with Missy? He would ask her for her assistance in transforming the nerd Howard into a new and confident lover.Missy had both Howard and Raj sitting side by side on the sofa and she was between the two of them. She had both of their cocks in her hands and they were completely covered in her saliva. She alternated on sucking their cocks. First she would take Raj's cock deep into her mouth and down her throat. While doing this she would continue to stroke Howard's new large cock.Popping off of Raj's cock, she stroked it faster as she covered Howard's cock and sent it as far as she could into her throat. She began to gag as she tried to take more than she could handle. Pulling off his cock, a large stream of saliva drooled out of her mouth and down onto her tits. Frustrated that she couldn't take more of his cock, she moved back to Raj and easily deep throated him as she stroked Howard's cock faster and faster.Howard was about to blow, but wanted to shoot his load in her pussy. Tugging at her hips he coaxed her over and she straddled his thighs. Howard gripped his cock and finding her dripping cunt shoved his hips upward and drove half of his cock into her tight, wet pussy.Missy groaned loudly as she resumed sucking on Raj. Pulling her mouth off his cock she stroked it at the same pace Howard was fucking her pussy. She began to moan and groan yelling out; “Oh yes Howard, fuck me deeper. I can't believe how big your cock feels in my tight little pussy! Harder, harder, fuck me with that big Jewish cock! You're filling me like I've never been filled before, yes, yes Howard, just like that! Oh fuck I'm going to cum, cum with me Howard, fill my cunt with your thick heavy cream!”Howard was sucking on her large swaying tits and looked up as Bernadette and Glenn came into the room to find out what all the screaming was about.Bernadette watched her fiancé driving his hips upward and Missy's juices squirting out from around Howard's thick hard cock.The two of them let out loud cries as they came together and Missy collapsed against Howard's lily white chest.Bernadette looked on and as Missy dismounted herself from Howard's still stiff cock she stared at him; “I hope you had fun with Missy, Howard!”Howard saw mad beyond words, but was able to blurt out; “Me! What the fuck are you talking about Bernadette? All three of us out here heard you yelling your lungs out for Glenn to fuck you harder and make you his! You ask me if I had fun, I'll never be able to forgive you for what I heard and what you did in there, I can only imagine!”Bernadette never heard or saw Howard so furious before and she suddenly realized what she had done and how she would never be able to forgive herself.Glenn stepped forward; “Listen Howard, it wasn't Bernie's fault, she just got carried away. I think we all did today and none of us are proud of how we behaved. As for what you heard in there, I prompted her; I egged her on and asked her those questions while I fucked her. She just yelled out what I wanted to hear. I can truly say Bernadette loves you and only you. She may love having sex with me, but now seeing you have a cock to rival mine, she'll have no reason to look elsewhere, right Bernie?”She had a frightened look on her face and all she could do was nod her head up and down vigorously.Howard jumped up and wrapped his arms around her; “Oh Bernadette, I thought I had lost you forever and didn't know what to think or do!”“I understand, Howie; I just hope you can forgive me!”Glenn scooted off to the bedroom to dress and he came out dressed and turned to Howard; “You take good care of this woman Howard or I will be back and take her away from you!”“Don't you worry, Glenn. I guarantee, neither of those things will happen.”As he turned to leave, the still naked Bernadette came up to Glenn and planted a soft kiss on his cheek and whispered in his ear; “Thank you for all of that Glenn, we both know I really meant it, but we both also know I belong with Howard. Again thank you and have a wonderful life!”He turned and left her standing there with a tiny tear rolling down her cheek. She swept it away and moved over to Howard and planted a long soft kiss on his lips.Just then the other four came staggering out of Leonard's bedroom and Leonard spoke up; “What was all of the yelling out here all about? You were making so much noise you woke the four of us up.”Bernadette pulled away from Howard; “It's a long sad story, but I believe it all worked out in the end, right Howard?”“Yes sweetie, now let's get dressed and head home, we have a wedding to plan.To be continued in part 8.By baranbrat for Literotica
Penny's wet dream. By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.(This episode includes group sex & nonconsent)What started out as a private tryst between a tipsy Penny and sex-starved Raj, who was using Leonard's bedroom, while Leonard was shagging Raj's sister Priya in Raj's small apartment; was now a backed bedroom orgy. Sheldon's voyeurism became a gang-bang with the marathon copulators.Then Amy, having been texting Sheldon, until his silence, came rushing over ‘to check on his welfare'.As Amy was enjoying her first full bareback experience, Bernadette was knocking at Penny's apartment, having had a full-blown, screaming argument with her jealous fiancé, Howard. Tired and stressed, she kept pounding until Leonard & Priya came up the stairs and informed Bernie of a text from Raj, boasting of his conquest with a drunk Penny.Leonard led the trio into his bedroom, to find Sheldon & Amy in a four-some with Penny & Raj.Priya had to have Sheldon's massive wood, and Leonard was motor-boating in Bernadette's massive tits.Let's continue in the early morning hours of this spontaneous all-night orgy.Bernadette rose up and now propped up her body on her elbows as she stared down at Leonard, her mouth was open as she drew in a large gulp of air; “Oh fuck, Penny, you're right! My god Leonard you're such a great pussy eater, yes just like that. Oh fuck put your fingers in, yes, yes, just like that. Oh fuck Penny, he found my G spot, fuck, fuck, I'm cumming again!”She fell back to the bed and rolled her gorgeous golden blonde hair from side to side. She squeezed her eyes shut and held her breath as she experienced another mind blowing orgasm,Bernadette rolled her head to one side and felt something wet and sticky. Opening her eyes she was staring at Raj's thick, stiff cock. Without thinking she arched her back and opening her mouth, she engulfed his cock in her tiny mouth,Raj rose from Amy's pussy and let out a groan, he had always fantasized about just this and now it was coming true. He thrust his hips forward and a couple more inches entered her mouth and she closed her tiny fingers around the base of his cock and fondling his nuts guided more of his cock into her mouth.Raj let out a groan and Penny watched Raj fuck Bernadette's mouth as if it was a cunt. The Nebraska girl let out a loud groan as Amy continued licking deep into her cunt. Soon Penny started cumming all over Amy's mouth.At just about the same time Amy let out her own loud guttural moans, as Raj had picked up the pace of eating her cunt while Bernadette sucked Raj down her throat.On the other edge of the bed Priya, now in just a tiny pair of lace panties and matching bra, threw her leg over a reclined Sheldon and pulling her panties down and off her gorgeous ass lowered her pussy to his face in a 69.“What, what in the hell do you think you are doing Priya? I don't do that. That is completely unsanitary!”She pulled her hot tiny mouth off his cock with a pop; “So Sheldon. Let me get this straight, I can put your cock, where you pee from, in my mouth, but you won't put your mouth where I pee from?”“Exactly, Priya!”“Oh I don't think so Sheldon! Haven't you heard of woman's equal rights?”“Yes I have, but they don't apply to me!”“Sorry Sheldon, but I believe they do!” With that she gripped his cock and gave it a real tight squeeze.He arched his back and let out a loud moan. She squeezed harder and he opened his mouth to protest and when he did. Priya quickly lowered her hips and covered Sheldon's open mouth with her large thick lipped pussy. She ground her cunt harder and harder against his mouth and when he tried to take a deep breath she shoved her pussy harder against his mouth. Priya felt his cock jump in her hand and when she stroked it and covered it once again with her full red lips. She felt Sheldon's tongue tentatively slip out and lick slowly along the entire length of her swollen, fat-lipped pussy.Priya let out a tiny moan and as she wiggled her hips she felt Sheldon's tongue begin to stab deeper and his lips began sucking harder on her pussy. He ran his tongue upward and when he uncovered her hooded clit he drew it in-between his lips and sucked and stabbed his tongue at it.Priya let out a loud groan and dropped down further on his cock.Penny who was sitting on the bed beside him looked over at him. Seeing his tongue flicking in and out of Priya pussy, she looked down at Leonard and in her little girl voice said; “Oh look Leonard, Sheldon's eating Priya's pussy!”Leonard pulled his slick cum-coated face from between Bernadette's thighs sarcastically replied; “Yea!”Priya was really going to town on Sheldon's cock. She had nearly all twelve inches down her throat and her long jet black hair danced about his thighs as she raced closer and closer to an orgasm from Sheldon's tongue fucking.Bernadette too, was close to cumming yet again from Leonard's expert cunt licking. She had Raj's entire cock down her throat and as he licked away at Amy, he ran his dark fingers through Bernadette's silky blonde hair.Priya lost it first and as she started cumming, Penny was amazed on how Sheldon added a finger in Priya's pussy and had his thumb rub her thick red clit. She came all over his face and once again Penny was impressed how he licked and sucked up all Priya's juices.Priya, unable to take any more, rolled off of Sheldon. His cock popped out of her mouth and it was covered in a thick coating of her saliva. It bobbed and weaved above his slim body and Penny fought to urge to climb aboard the Sheldon train.Sheldon looked over at Penny, his mouth and chin covered in Priya's cum, licking his lips he smiled at her; “See Penny I did read the book Leonard and you gave me, BAZINGA!”“Oh I'm so proud of you, Sweetie. Now can you fuck as well as you eat pussy? So far I did all the work, can you translate what you read into expert fucking too?”“Oh yes Penny, I believe I can, are you volunteering?”Bernadette pulled her mouth off of Raj's cock; “Me, me, fuck me Sheldon!”Sheldon now had two blondes begging to be fucked. He looked at Penny's cunt, then turned to look at Bernie's buxom petite nakedness.“Howard and I had a fight a couple of days ago about Glenn and his ‘large equipment', but you make Glenn look small in comparison.” Bernadette continued to make her appeal for revenge-fucking her anger at Howard's childish jealousy. “Howard stormed off, saying he was going to remedy his problem once and for all, I haven't seen him since. Leonard was nice, just the perfect size for fucking, but after talking about Glenn's massive pole and seeing yours, I want, No, I need, a big cock treat like yours!”“Well that's very kind of you Bernadette, alright slide on over here and let's have a go at it!”Penny looked upset seeing she was the one who brought Sheldon out if his sexual shell, but seeing Bernadette was having problems with Howard, she let her have a shot at Sheldon first.Amy, resting beside Penny saw how upset she was; “Hey Bestie, can you do me a favor?”Penny turned her attention at the mousy girl, who now had a glow about her and looked a lot more desirable since an hour ago; “Sure Amy, what's up?”“Well it's sort of personal; can we go into the bathroom and discuss it there?”In a tentative voice Penny replied; “Okay!”They both climbed off the bed and Amy closed the door behind them. She leaned against the bathroom counter, her perky breasts caught Penny's attention; “Penny I've noticed you, Priya, and Bernadette all have your pubic hair either trimmed or completely shaved off. I feel a little self-conscious about this thick bush of hair. I also saw how much easier it was for Raj, Leonard, and Sheldon to lick your pussies. I was wondering if you would assist me in tidying my pubic hair up.”“Sure Sweetie, but just to let you know to get the hairs close to your pussy lips I may have to slip my fingers into you. That way I can pull the skin taut and get the little hairs off!”Amy's eyes let up; “Um Bestie, that sounds like fun!”Penny gave her a playful slap on the ass; “My god Amy, you've turned into a real sexual animal haven't you?”“Well Bestie, I wouldn't have been able to come out of my shell without the example you set. You can be such a sexy slut sometimes!”“Hey!” Penny objected.“It's a complement, Penny!” Amy assured her.“It sure doesn't sound like one!”“Well it is, so how do we start?”“Climb up on the counter and wet your pussy hair down, while I find a pair of scissors, a razor and shaving cream.”Amy let out a tiny laugh; “It's already wet and I didn't use any water.”“Once again Amy, you are bad!”“Great teacher, Penny, great teacher!” Amy proudly complimented her sex mentor.Penny found the scissors and placed a towel under Amy's butt and began chopping away at the thick dark bush. When she had it down to the short hairs, she picked up the can of shaving gel and squirting a good amount in the palm of her hand she began to rub it into the hairs surrounding Amy's moistened pussy.Amy let out a tiny moan and her hands gripped Penny's forearms; “Um Bestie, that feels fabulous, rub it in deeper!”“Ah Amy, I'm supposed to be applying the cream to your pussy, not you adding your cream to the shaving cream!”“Yes, yes I know, but just a little more, please!” With that, Amy rotated a bit and laid back, across the counter.Penny smiled wickedly and using her thumb found Amy's stiff clit and flicking it back and forth several times. Amy gripped her arms even harder and came softly on Penny's fingers.“Ah look Amy; you washed away a bunch of the shaving cream. Looks like I'm going to have to re-apply it.”Amy smiled at her; “You she-devil, be my guest!”This time Penny avoided exciting Amy and picking up the safety razor looked at Amy; “You have to be absolutely still Amy. If you don't there is a good chance of getting nicked or cut. If that happens, it isn't fun fucking for some time due to the sensitivity, okay?”Amy took a deep breath and just nodded.“Do you want a landing strip or have it all taken off?”She let out her breath, “Let's take it all off!”“Okay, hold on, here we go!” She took the longer hairs off first and as she got closer and closer to Amy's dripping cunt lips, she bit her bottom lip and held her breath.Penny rinsed Amy's pussy and re-applied the cream once again, this time very close to her lips; “Okay Amy, here is where it becomes tricky. To get the fine hairs close to your pussy lips, I have to slip my fingers in your pussy and pull them taut, ready?”Amy took a deep breath and just nodded.Penny slipped one long finger in and pulled outward and began the delicate procedure. She did this several times, even adding a second finger and when she put the razor down, her fingers continued to finger her pussy. She now drove then in and out faster and deeper. Her thumb came in contact with Amy's clit and just before she came, Penny lowered her mouth and added her tongue to the clit.Amy shot off like a fountain. She shook violently and rewarded Penny with a gush of her hot juices.Penny climbed up on the counter and slipped in-between Amy's spread thighs. Leaning forward she swept Amy's long dark hair back behind her shoulders and bending down placed her warm cum coated lips on Amy's. As Penny's tits came to rest on Amy's, the two sexed up women enjoyed a slobbering French kiss. The kiss was soft and tender and Penny's long blonde hair flowed about Amy's face.Penny broke the kiss and said to Amy; “Come on Amy, let's get out there and get us some cock! I want to see you fuck that boyfriend of yours big cock!”Amy pulled Penny back down to her and once again gave her a soft tender kiss and in a soft whisper; “Thank You Penny, thank you for everything!”Penny broke the embrace, pulled Amy to her feet and slapping her playfully on the ass; “Don't mention it Amy, I'm glad to help, come on let's get out there!”Penny opened the Leonard's bedroom door and stood in the doorway. She looked at the people there. Bernadette was reclined on her back; her upper body was propped up with a stack of fluffy pillows. Her golden locks were all askew. Raj, vertical on his knees, was straddling her hips. His fingers of one hand were tangled in her tresses as he fucked her face violently, driving his cock in and out of her mouth. Saliva was dripping down her chin as she squeezed his bare ass with her hands and tried to take him deeper and deeper.Between her outstretched thighs was Sheldon in a kneeling squat, his huge cock was plummeting her tiny pussy and he drove all the way in before pulling nearly all the way out.Bernadette's legs were kicking & flailing about as she met his every thrust. Her entire lower belly, pussy and thighs were dripping in sweat and her female juices.Sheldon's stiff cock was covered in her milky cum and he looked like a man possessed as he raced towards an explosive orgasm.What caught Penny's eye were Priya and Leonard. She was surprised, no shocked to see Leonard sitting in an overstuffed chair across the room watching his roommate fucking Bernadette.Priya was sitting on the edge of the bed; her eyes were plastered on the threesome fucking. She wanted desperately to join, but didn't dare because one of them was her brother, Raj.Penny wondered why Leonard and Priya hadn't connected and joined in the sexual romp in the bedroom.She scooted over to where Leonard sat; and when he saw her, he sat up and smiled weakly at her; “Oh hi, Penny. Is everything okay? I'd also like to say you look absolutely stunning! I just love your new hairstyle!”She let out a little laugh; “I was going to ask you the same thing. Why aren't you with your girlfriend Priya? I thought the two of you would be fucking like rabbits by now? Also, thank you, I thought you may like the new style, a little sassy and alluring at the same time”“Oh I guess I didn't tell you. I was coming here to check with Sheldon and Raj about returning to my share of the apartment. You see Priya is heading back to India, so I guess you can say our relationship is coming to an end.”She took a seat next to him on the arm of the chair. It was a little difficult talking to one another seeing both of them were naked and other people a few feet away were fucking like animals.Leonard stood up, and taking Penny by the hand, led her to the doorway. He stopped and grabbed two robes from the closet and slipping one on, he took the other and placed it on Penny's shoulders. As they left the room he looked back and Priya was giving him the death stare. Right now he couldn't care less seeing their relationship was basically over.Later that day..Leonard, Sheldon, Howard & Raj are eating Thai food and there's a knock on the door. Leonard opens it and its Penny. She just got off work and asks Leonard to do her a favor.“I'm having some furniture delivered tomorrow and I may not be here, so if it gets here and I'm not here, could you sign for it and put it in my apartment?”“Sure I'd be glad to.”“Great, here's my key, talk to you later!”Leonard stops her; “Hey Penny, if you're not busy, would you like to join us for Thai food and a Superman marathon?”“A Superman marathon huh, how many are there?”Sheldon steps forward; “You're kidding right?”The four guys began arguing about Superman and forgot all about Penny being there.She turns to leave; “I'm just going to wash up!”They don't hear her and continue to argue. Sheldon goes to open the door, he turns to Leonard; “We're locked out.”Raj turns to the other three; “Also the pretty girl left!”The following day Leonard is in lobby, he signs for the large box and turns to the delivery man; “The apartment is on the fourth floor and the elevator is broken.” Before he can say anything else, the guy is gone.Leonard and Sheldon struggle to get the box up into Penny's apartment and when they get it there Sheldon is amazed on what a mess her apartment is in.Leonard looks around & shrugs; “So Penny's a little Messy.”‘No Leonard, this isn't messy, this is chaos!“ He turns and looks at the sofa; “Excuse me; please explain where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid? I'm just inferring this is a couch because the evidence suggests the coffee table's having a tiny garage sale.”Leonard scoffs at Sheldon; “Did it occur to you that not everyone has the same compulsive need to sort, organize and label the entire world around them?”Sheldon continues to look around and shakes his head; “No!”“Come on, we should go.”“Hang on,” Sheldon interjects.“What are you doing?”“I'm straightening up.”“Sheldon, this is not your home.”“This is not anyone's home. This is a swirling vortex of entropy.”Just then Penny came home; “Hey guys.”Leonard turned around, startled; “Oh, hey, Penny. This just arrived, brought it up, just now.”“Great, was it hard getting it up the stairs?”“No!”Sheldon looked at Leonard; “No?”“No! We'll get out of your hair!”“Great, thank you again.” Without looking, she throws her jacket towards the couch.As Sheldon is leaving he tells her; “Penny? I just wanted you to know that you don't have to live like this. I'm here for you.”She leans over and looks at Leonard; “What's he talking about?”Leonard thinks fast; “It's a joke.”“I don't get it?”“Yeah, he didn't tell it right!” He grabs Sheldon by the arm and pulls him out of the apartment.Later that night Leonard is sleeping and he hears a ruckus outside. He crawls out of bed in only his t-shirt and boxers and goes to see what's happening. He finds his apartment door open, along with Penny's, it's open too. He panics and rushes over and finds Sheldon has let himself into her apartment and is going about, straightening and folding and organizing her apartment. Her bedroom door is wide open and Leonard can see her in there sleeping.He can't help himself seeing her in there, in only a tight white tank-top. He slowly walks into her bedroom and stares down at her. He can't help but notice how her large areoles and nipples poke against the tight camisole material. Without even thinking, he begins to stroke his cock. He frees it from his boxers and as a tiny dollop oozed out of his thick cock, he leans over and swipes his cockhead back and forth across her parched lips.Penny lets out a tiny moan and her tongue slips out and licks her lips and at the same time runs along the tip of his cock. He pushed forward slightly and her lips part and he now had the entire head on his cock in her mouth. He doesn't dare go any deeper, afraid he might wake her. He's astonished as her tongue gently rolls around the head and she moans once again. She turns slightly in her sleep and the covers fall to the floor and beneath the tank-top, she's completely naked. He knows if she wakes, he may be spending the next twenty years in jail, but he can't help himself. He steps back around to the foot of her bed.Leonard leans over and as her legs part, his arms are propping him up right astride over her thighs. He's now staring at her completely bare pussy, not a single hair covers her pussy. He inhales her sweetness and his tongue slips out and he takes just one tiny lick, from the bottom, right up to her hooded clit. He desperately wants to uncover it and suck on it, but he suddenly realizes what he's doing. He pulls back and stuffs his cock back in his boxers and takes one last look at those amazing tits. Oh how he wants to uncover them and suck on those luscious mounds of flesh.He gently places the covers back over her body and closes the door. He sees Sheldon is nearly done cleaning her apartment and he knows when she wakes, she's going to go ballistic.In the morning Sheldon is all content from cleaning Penny's apartment and peacefully sleeping in.Leonard is already out in the kitchen in his robe and with a cup of coffee. He didn't sleep well, just knowing Penny's reaction when she wakes. Also all he could think about all night was her luscious body.Sheldon finally gets up and greets Leonard in the living room. Leonard & Sheldon argue back and forth about how wrong it was breaking into Penny's apartment to clean.“Leonard is on the couch, worried about her reaction.All of a sudden a loud scream comes from the apartment across the way, it was Penny; "Son of a bitch!”Leonard toasts Sheldon with his coffee cup; “Penny's up!”She continues to yell out; “You sick, geeky bastards!”He looks at Sheldon and asks; “How did she know it was us?”Sheldon shakes his head; “I may have left a suggested organizational schematic for her bedroom closet.'She yells again from outside the apartment; "Leonard!”He stands up; “This is going to be bad!”She comes bursting into their apartment dressed in the same tank-top, but has a tiny pair of shorts on, and a wide opened robe; “You came into my apartment while I was sleeping?”Leonard put his hands up; “Yes, but only to clean.”Sheldon chimed in; “Really more to organize, you're not actually dirty, per se.”She went crazy; “Give me back my key. Do you understand how creepy this is?Leonard nodded; "We're really, really sorry and yes, we discussed it at length last night.”“In my apartment? While I was sleeping?” She was furious; she turned to leave and yelled out; “GOD!”Leonard stopped in front of her; “Look Penny, I think what you're feeling is valid and maybe later today when you're feeling less, for lack of a better word, violated, maybe we can talk about this.”She gritted her teeth; “Stay away from me!”“Sure, that's another way to go!”Sheldon stopped her; “Penny, Penny hold on, just to clarify because there WILL be a discussion when you leave. Is your objection solely to our presence in the apartment while you were sleeping or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm?”She just stood there fuming, her mouth open in awe. She slowly turned and returned to her place, slamming the door behind her.Sheldon turns to Leonard; “Well that was a little non-responsive.”Leonard turns and blurts out; “You have to go over there immediately and apologize. ”Sheldon scoffs at him and then realized he's not kidding; “My lord, Leonard; you're all over the place this morning aren't you?”Sheldon goes across the hall and knocks on her door and Penny opens it. She stands there in a confrontational stance and blurts out; “What?”“I'm truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsibility. I hope that it won't color your opinion of Leonard who is not only a wonderful guy, but also, I hear; a gentle and thorough lover.”Leonard who is in his apartment hears this, he is mortified and falls to the arm of the sofa and buries his head in his hands.Penny on the other hand is blown away by such a statement, her jaw drops, she shakes her head in disbelief and turns and closes the door without a response.Sheldon walks back into his apartment and stands before a somber Leonard; “I did what I could!”Penny goes and pulls out a cup and pours herself a cup of coffee. While sipping on it, she slowly licks her upper lip, and realizes she has a familiar taste on her lips. She licks them again before taking a sip of her coffee.She puts her cup down and sits back on her clean sofa and begins to think; “Could it be, I thought I was having an erotic dream last night, but the taste on her lips was definitely one she had tasted before. Licking them again, she suddenly stopped and knew what it was. Her dream wasn't really a dream; it had to have been either Leonard or Sheldon. It had to have been Leonard; Sheldon was too busy cleaning to really care. She remembered someone lightly licking her pussy and then it went away, it left her wanting it had to be him.She sat back and decided to really make him pay for what he did and make him suffer. She was going to love this and at the same time finish what was started last night in her bedroom.She went into her bedroom and removed her shorts. She closed & tied her robe securely and went back into the living room and turned her one sofa chair to face her sofa. She sat back on the sofa and yelled out; "Oh my Gawd! You bastard! Leonard, get your ass in here!”Her door immediately flung open and Leonard stood there, his open robe wide revealed his t-shirt and boxers. He had the look of extreme distress on his face; "Penny, what is it? What's wrong?”She put an angry look on her pretty face and she let out a disgusted chuckle; “Oh you know what's the matter, you pervert? I just realized when I went to get a cup of coffee and licked my lips. You pervert, she put your cock in my mouth last night when I was sleeping, didn't you?”He flopped down on the chair opposite her and looked down at his hands; “What? I don't know what you're talking about!”“Don't give me that, I know what cum tastes like, and this on my lips is not coffee creamer, now you better fess-up or I'm calling the authorities!”He took a deep breath and nodded; “Okay, yes, it was me. I'm so, so sorry and I promise never, ever to bother you again!”He got up to leave and she yelled out; “Sit your sorry ass down and don't move!”He immediately dropped down to the chair and stared at her with a look of shock on his face.“How could you, Leonard, I thought you were different from the guys I normally go out with. And then you go and do this? I want you to tell me exactly what you did last night!”“Ah, well, a little after two in the morning I woke up to the sound of doors opening. I got up and saw Sheldon had left our door open and was in your apartment. I went over and tried to get him to leave, but he was bound and determined to get your place in order. You have to agree, he did one helluva job.”Leonard continued; “Well I was going to leave, but he told me I had to help. I was straightening near your bedroom and looked in and saw you sleeping in there. I can't make any excuses, but when I saw you, I was compelled to go in and just watch you sleep. You looked like an angel, a sexy angel, but an angel never the less!”“Don't try and make me feel sorry for you, but thanks, that was nice…go on!”“You were sleeping on your side, near the edge of the bed. While I stood next to you, I saw your lips part and you licked you lips. I don't know, but something triggered in my brain, I involuntarily moved at my hips, toward you. Before I knew it, my cock was hard and poked out of my boxers and before I knew what I was doing, I was running it along your lips. I looked down at your breasts and saw your nipples had stiffened I wanted nothing more than to lock onto those gorgeous breasts of yours. Your body shifted onto your back with your legs bent outward; and the covers fell away, sliding off the foot of the bed. I was staring at your naked and bare vagina. It was like I was in a trance, I had to taste you. I gave you one tiny lick and when you moaned, I got scared, I put the covers back over your body, closed your bedroom door and left. Once again, I'm truly sorry, and will never bother you again!”To be continued in part 4.By baranbrat for Literotica
Penny and Raj bring Sheldon out into the World of Sex. By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.(This episode includes first time & group sex)Raj & Penny shared two bottles of wine and commiserated over their disappointing love lives. The evening led to a bedroom romp with Sheldon hearing every sound from his bedroom. He complained to Amy, in an online chat, but he was clueless of just how smitten his libido was, and he was being further drawn in to the unfolding sex scene.Raj scooted up on the bed and Penny rested her beautiful head on his dark skinned chest. He looked over in the mirror and he felt his cock stiffen again.“What a sight to see, Penny's flushed face & long straight flaxen blonde hair covered half of my bare bronzed chest,” Raj said proudly, as he had to pinch himself to make sure he wasn't dreaming.He leaned down and planted a soft kiss on the top of her head.She smiled up at him and covered his mouth with her own and it was a tender kiss. Slowly tongues came out and danced from one mouth to the other. As the kiss grew more passionate, Penny's hand drifted down and she gripped Raj's cock in her long slim fingers. She stroked it up and down and when Raj rolled over on top of her she guided his thick, stiff cock to the entrance to her waiting pussy.“Oh god, yes Raj, fuck my little pussy! Fuck it deep, yes, oh god yes, deeper, faster, faster. Oh my god you feel so fucking good in my cunt Raj!”Raj picked up the pace and now totally buried in her tight pussy, he fought hard not to cum too soon in this incredible pussy. He changed pace and slid from up and down, to side to side and it brought Penny to yet another orgasmPenny was constantly yelling out for Raj to fuck her harder and faster and Sheldon couldn't take any more of that yelling. He climbed out his window onto the wide concrete ledge and over to Leonard's window. He was about to knock on the pane of glass when he stopped and stared, open-mouthed, at the scene on Leonard's bed. Suddenly as Penny rode cowgirl on Raj's shaft, Sheldon felt a stirring in his loins and he could feel his long thick cock growing in his pajamas.Raj had rolled Penny over and she was now on top of Raj's dark muscular body. Her long slim thighs were clutching at his waist and she as she rose and fell, Sheldon's watched from just next to the headboard, as Raj's thick shiny, cum coated cock driving in and out of Penny's foaming pussy.Her eyes were closed as her large tits bounced and swayed up and down and from side to side. Sheldon let out a tiny gasp when he saw Raj's hands come up and began to maul those two gorgeous mounds of flesh.She was nearing yet another orgasm as her head tossed about, her long silky blonde hair flew about her upper body making her look ever-more desirable.Without noticing what he was going, Sheldon's cock had popped out of his pajama bottoms and was standing straight out. Kneeling tall, He continued to watch Penny and Raj fuck and his hand came down and began stroking his huge cock. His hand slid up and down at lightning speed as Penny slammed her lush body down faster and faster on Raj's cock.Suddenly Penny stiffened and she yelled out; Oh yes! Raj, fill my aching cunt with your cum, shoot it deep and fill my womb with your hot Indian cum!“When Sheldon saw and heard this, he lost it too; and started shooting his heavy load all over Leonard's bedroom window. He let out a loud deep grunt, and when he did, Penny and Raj quickly looked at the window.Penny yelled out; “What the fuck, Sheldon!” She suddenly stopped talking when her eyes took in the huge piece of meat in Sheldon's hand.“Get your ass in here, Sheldon! You could fall and kill yourself,” she ordered.He was totally flustered, but managed to stuff his semi-erect cock back in his pajamas, and opening the window, climbed in and just stood there staring at the naked couple, still connected by Raj's stiff pole,“Uh sorry, Penny, but I never seen two people having coitus before.”“My god, Sheldon, you just came all over the window watching Raj and me. Can't you call it what it is, We were fucking! We're going to start again and if you drop those pajama bottoms and come over here, maybe I'll suck your cock while Raj fucks me again!”“Oh no, Penny, I couldn't do that!”He ran to the door and opened it, but didn't leave. He just stood there while Penny rolled halfway off of Raj and lifting her upper thigh flashed Sheldon her oozing pussy and Raj's thick cock covered in his and her cum juices. She reached down to Raj's semi-flaccid cock and stroked it several times, it came back to life. “My god, Raj, don't you ever quit?” Penny declared with delight.He smiled; “With a woman as beautiful and as sexy as you are, it isn't hard staying hard!”“Ah ha, I get it, staying hard, good one Raj. Now stuff that fucking cock back in my pussy and fuck me good and hard from behind. After seeing Sheldon's huge cock, it got me all hot and horny again!” Penny was on hands and knees while Raj pivoted around her ass and penetrated. His long arms reached forward to grab her pendulous swaying tits.Sheldon just stood there near the open door, not knowing what to do, but as Penny started moaning and watching Raj play with her firm tits, his cock started to betray him again and it was soon making a large tent out of his pajama bottoms.“Come on Sheldon; get your ass over to the edge of the bed on my side!”Reluctantly, he slowly slipped over to the bed and he jumped half a foot when Penny suddenly reached out and yanked his pants down.“Oh my god, Sheldon, you're fucking huge!”He giggled; Well Penny, they make everything bigger in East Texas, bazinga!“Raj continued to slide in and out of Penny's pussy from behind as she reached out and began stroking Sheldon's cock. Without a doubt it had to be perhaps twelve inches, and when she wrapped her hand around it, her fingers didn't touch. She wanted desperately to shove that monster in her mouth, but was afraid he'd rip her tonsils out. She leaned forward and ran her tongue around and around the huge mushroom-like head and it jumped. A drop of pre-cum oozed out.Penny greedily lapped the drop up, and it excited her even more. Opening her mouth, her lips stretched to the max, she was able to take about five inches in before he hit the back of her throat. She pulled her mouth off his cock and she was drooling all over his cock. She swiped the huge piece of meat across her lips and cheek; "Oh my god, Sheldon; with a cock this big, why the fuck aren't you using it. I know several women who would die to get their lips and pussies wrapped around it!”“Sorry, Penny; that consists of touching and you know how much I hate having anyone touching me!”“Ah ha, Sheldon; it looks like I'm touching you right now and you seem to like it!”“Penny, don't confuse me. I know what I said and I know that what you are doing feels different, but I'm still not convinced it's what I want.”“Well Sheldon, let me convince you! Oh god, Raj; yes just like that, fuck me slow and deep while I get Sheldon all hot and bothered!”She shook her long blonde hair and it swayed back and forth across Sheldon's stiff cock. Her hand slid slowly up and down the thick shaft and her mouth followed. Her tongue swiped up and down the shaft several times and when she lifted her mouth his entire cock was shiny and dripping with her saliva. She continued to stroke the shaft and as Raj picked up the pace, fucking her from behind, so did Penny, stroking Sheldon's cock.“Oh Penny, what are you doing to me! I feel like my insides are being torn out, I don't like that!”She giggled; “Just you wait, sweetie; when you cum you're going to feel completely different!”She picked up the pace and so did Raj; and soon all three of them were groaning.Sheldon was first; “Oh my, I know what you mean now, Penny! With that he started cumming, he came buckets, covering Penny's face, chest and arm.This triggered an orgasm in her loins and as she covered Raj's cock with her hot cum, he also let go, filling Penny's hot cunt with his creamy Indian cum.Sheldon, unable to stand; pushed Penny further back on the bed and collapsed besides her.Penny draped an arm across Sheldon, her large stiff nipples tits pressed against his back and he snuggled with his back towards her. "Ah look Raj, Sheldon's maintaining human contact!”Sheldon turned his head; “Well okay, Penny; but no kissing, I don't like kissing, too many germs!”Let me get this straight Sheldon, I can put your cock in my mouth and suck you off where you pee from, but you won't kiss me?“That's right, Missy; especially after you had my penis in your mouth!”“Before the night is over Sheldon, I guarantee I'll have you eating my pussy!” Penny rolled to her back, pulling Sheldon with her. Raj, having spent another load in Penny's luscious cunt, had laid his back down on her other side.He shook his head; “Oh, I doubt that!”Just then, Amy Farrah Fowler came rushing into the open room and stopped dead in her tracks when she saw the gloriously naked Penny laid out between equally naked men; stroking both Raj's cum coated cock and Sheldon's monstrous cock.“Oh my, Bestie; what are you doing to my boyfriend?”Sheldon jumped up, his cock bobbing up and down making Amy let out a; “Woo!”“I am not your boyfriend, Amy. I am a boy and you are my friend, but I am not your boyfriend!”Penny looked up at him; “Really, Sheldon; that's all you can say to Amy now? I'm here, naked; stroking your cock and all you can say is Amy isn't your girlfriend!”Amy looked down at Sheldon's huge cock and looking over at Raj took a deep breath; “Woo!”Sheldon looked at her; “Amy, what are you doing here at this hour?”“Sheldon, we were communicating about all the noise Penny and Raj were making, and suddenly you went off the grid. I got concerned and rushed over to see if you were alright.”Penny sat up, her large tits stared directly at Amy; “Ah, Sheldon, see she was concerned, that's what a girlfriend does!”“Once again she is my friend and she is a girl, but she is not my girlfriend!”Raj knelt up and reaching out took a hold of Amy's hand; “Amy Farrah Fowler, would you like to join us?”She licked her lips and stared at his large swollen cock totally covered in Penny's pussy juices; “Woo!”Raj slid to the edge of the bed and took her large handbag and placed it on the floor. He reached up and removed her large rimmed glasses; “I always wondered how you looked under these glasses. Just as I suspected, your eyes are very pretty.”Raj reached up and undid the large clasp holding her long dark brown hair back. He combed his fingers through it and draped it over her shoulders. “See Amy you already look very appealing!”He slowly unbuttoned her sweater and began on her high collared blouse. Leaning forward he placed tiny kisses on her neck and as her blouse came unbuttoned his face followed the open blouse, placing tiny kisses down her chest.Amy's breathing was becoming more labored as Raj slipped the blouse and sweater off her shoulders and it fell to the floor. She was wearing a simple cotton bra and Raj quickly unhooked that and drawing it off her shoulders was pleasantly surprised on just how full and firm her tits were. These twin beauties were kept locked up and covered for way too long. Her nipples were teardrop and her areoles were a bright pink. They were just a bit more than a handful, but a good B size Raj thought.Raj leaned forward and took one upturned nipple in-between his dark lips and drawing it into his mouth he lapped at it with his tongue.Amy let out another; “Woo, Woo, Woo!” She crushed his face against her tit and he continued his assault on first one and then the other tit.Penny climbed out of the bed and headed for the bathroom to clean-up and get ready for the next round of fucking, at least she hoped for another round, she was still horny and watching Raj and Amy got her turned on again.Back in the bedroom, Raj now had Amy on her back and had removed her thick corduroy skirt. He pulled at her thick black tights and they came off, along with her cotton panties.Once again Raj was pleasantly surprised by Amy full, but shapely legs. They were in no way in the same class as Penny's but for the dumpy looking nerd, now naked before him, she looked rather appealing. One obstacle was her rather large growth of hair around her pussyRaj ran his fingers through her thick growth and finding her wet lips slipped a finger into her pussy.Amy once again let out a burst of Woo's and rolled her head from side to side on the bed.Penny came back into the room, once again looking like a million bucks, her make-up repaired and her hair once again brushed, looking as sexy as ever. Slipped onto the bed and took a spot between Amy and Sheldon.“Oh Amy, you are just going to love the way Raj eats pussy. I think it's that Indian in him and all that Karma Sutra crap!”Raj looked up at Penny; “Oh Penny I think that is racist, but thank you!” He lowered his mouth and fishing through all that hair found her pussy. Spreading her lips he dove in and within seconds had Amy squirming and panting her way towards her first orgasm produced by someone other than herself.Penny watched Raj bringing Amy to her first real orgasm, her hand found Sheldon's stiff cock. She pushed his hand away as he was stroking his cock watching Raj eating Amy; “So Sheldon, are you ready for some pussy eating?”“Oh no Penny, there is no way I'm putting my mouth down there where you go pee pee!”She laughed; “I guarantee before the night is over we will have you eating pussy!”“I don't think so! Just look at Raj, his entire face is covered in her pee pee!”“Sheldon, you didn't read the book Leonard and I gave you, did you? That isn't pee, it's her pussy juices, bluntly put, her cum!”“Oh my, see your promiscuity does make you an expert on something!”“Hey!”“Penny it's a complement, take it that way! My lord there is no pleasing you is there?”“Oh yes there is Sheldon. Are you ready to please me again?” She lowered her mouth and took the head of his cock into her mouth.“Oh lord!” Sheldon threw his head back and now, for the first time began to play with her hair with one hand and his other hand reached down and cupped her tit.Amy now had Raj on his back and she tried to mimic Penny as she began sucking on Raj's cock.Soon the room was filled with both Raj and Sheldon moaning and groaning as they both raced towards another orgasm.On in the hallway Bernadette was knocking on Penny's door, but got no answer. Just then Leonard and Priya came up the stairs. Seeing Bernadette, Leonard spoke up; “Hi Bernadette, I got a text earlier from Raj saying Penny was in our place. Would you like to come in and see?”Speaking out in Howard's mother's voice said; “What do you think Leonard? Why would I come this far and not come over across the hall to find out?”“Wow, Bernadette, where is this all coming from?”Back in her normal voice said; “I'm sorry Leonard, Howard and I just had another fight about Glenn and his huge, you know what!”“That's okay Bernadette, come on in and let's see if Penny is here, okay?”She nodded and followed Priya and Leonard into the apartment. The living room was empty, but they all heard noises coming from down the hall.The three of them headed down the hall, past the bathroom and Sheldon's room and just before they entered Leonard's bedroom they heard Sheldon say; “Oh yes Penny suck my big cock nice and deep!”They burst into the room and Raj and Sheldon were nearly prone on the bed with both of their bellies and crotches covered with dark brown and blonde hair. They both had their eyes closed as Amy and Penny bobbed up and down on their stiff cocksLeonard cleared his throat and Sheldon and Raj opened their eyes. Neither Amy nor Penny heard them as they continued to suck and swallow their big shafts.Raj spoke up; “Oh hi Leonard, sis, Bernadette! Look Leonard, Amy and Penny are giving us blowjobs!”“I can see that Raj, but why?”“Who knows, but why fight it. I can't decide who the better cock sucker is. Penny is more experienced and really knows how to get a guy off, but Amy is inexperienced and is very enthusiastic! I know Penny fucks great, but haven't tried Amy yet to compare!”Leonard was getting upset; “You Fucked Penny?”Raj was smiling from ear to ear; “twice and I even came in her pussy once!”Priya was getting upset; “Why are you getting upset Leonard? Penny isn't your girlfriend any longer, I am, well at least I was!”“It's just he's banging her in My bed Priya!”“Oh so it's okay for you to, as you would say, Bang me, in Raj's bed, but he can't bang Penny in your bed?”In a quiet voice he said; “Well yeah!”“Wrong answer there Leonard. She walked over to the edge of the bed and looked down at Sheldon from a better angle; "Oh my god Penny, that cock is unbelievable!”Penny popped her mouth off of it, saliva was dripping from her bee stung lips; “I know, isn't it incredible. It's such a shame that this huge cock is attached to such a crazy person.Sheldon looked down at the two completely different women; "Hey Penny, I resent that, I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.”Priya could feel her pussy begin to moisten; “Penny do you mind if I tried some of that?”“No Priya give it your best shot. I was getting a little tired anyways. That cock is so thick; my jaw was starting to ache a little bit.”“No problem Penny, knowing the Karma Sutra and things like that, in India we practice on large vegetables and even sacred cows to take large cocks down out tiny throats.”Penny looked at Leonard, her eyes went wide and she mouthed the word “Wow!”Penny moved aside and bumped into Amy who was now on her back.Raj was between her thighs and just about to enter her cum covered cunt. The thick growth of hair was matted down with Raj's saliva and her own juices.Her legs came up and wrapped around Raj's dark muscled back and as he entered her, her mouth came open and a loud moan escaped; “Oh Penny I know why you fuck all those men, it is fantastic!”“Hey, I don't fuck a lot of guys!”“Yeah sure Bestie, keep telling yourself that! Now swing that pussy over here and let me lick you while Raj has his way with me!”Penny was shocked and a bolt of excitement coursed through her body at the same time. Without thinking it out she threw one shapely thigh over Amy's head and felt Amy's hands grab her hips and pull her down to her mouth.Penny let out a loud groan and squeezing her own tits, rolling her pussy up and down Amy's face.On the other side of the bed Priya had her pants off and knelt over Sheldon, her dark blue satin blouse was open and Sheldon was running his hands up and down her back urging her on as she licked and teased his cock.Priya rose up and tossed her blouse aside and her tight, petite dark body was hovering over that huge cock, dressed in a skimpy matching pair of black lace bra and panties.Leonard stood off to the side, he had removed his shirt and pants and his cock pushed against the silky boxers Priya had brought for him. He dropped his shorts and kicked them aside and as he stroked his cock, his eyes darted from Penny who was nearing an orgasm from Amy's tongue and then looking at his gorgeous dark haired beauty, stroking his so called best buddy and roommate, Sheldon.All of a sudden Bernadette came into view. She stepped in-between the bed and Leonard and taking a couple of short steps backwards came in contact with Leonard's sizeable cock. It bumped rather hard against her ample ass and she quickly pushed harder against him.Without thinking he wrapped his arms around her and drew her tightly against his body.Bernadette let out a squeal and began humping away at Leonard's cock.His hands came up and cupped her huge tits through her sweater and dress. His head came down and began to ravish her neck and ear.Bernadette went wild. She ripped off her sweater and tossed it aside. She took a couple of steps forward and placed her hands on the edge of the bed. Turning towards Leonard her mouth covered his. They swapped spit as his hands took fistfuls if her wavy long blonde hair and kissed her wildly.Breaking the kiss she groaned into his mouth; “Leonard, pull up my dress and fuck me. Fuck me doggy and fuck me good and hard. I need a cock in me that's bigger than my big toe!”Leonard could not believe how lucky he was. He had second thoughts about fucking Howard's fiancée but when she bent over the bed and threw her full skirt up and he stared at her gorgeous butt. Those short, but shapely legs were encased in opaque dark brown stocking that ended at mid-thigh and were held up by black garters, he threw all caution to the wind and pulling her lacy white panties to one side leaned forward and parting her tight lipped pussy, slipped his cock into her.In the Mrs. Wolowitz voice she screamed out; Come on Leonard, shove that big prick of yours in the blonde Catholic girl! Fuck me good and hard, make me cum like I need so bad to do. Oh fuck, watching Priya and Sheldon go at it is making me so fucking horny. I can't believe Amy is eating Penny! I want to try that next.“Leonard held onto her garters as he pulled her against him as he drove forward.Bernie threw her head back, her long golden blonde curls danced on her shoulders and down her back.Leonard gathered her silky hair in his hands and pulling on them pulled her harder against him. He turned her head and shoved his tongue halfway into her mouth as she met his and kissed him back. Her glasses fell off and he stopped as he looked into her eyes; "My god Bernadette, your eyes are gorgeous! I never realized just how green and alluring they are!”“Thank you Leonard, Howard never noticed them and it pisses me off, he's such a putz! Now stop talking, and start fucking the Catholic girl!”Leonard started off slow, sliding in and out of Bernadette's tight, wet pussy. He slowly picked up the pace and soon was slapping his sweaty skin against her thick thighs and she was moaning constantly. He reached up and, unzipping the back of her dress, drew it off her shoulders and down about her waist.Penny stared at Bernadette's huge tits; “My god Bernadette, why do you always hide those gorgeous tits of yours? If I had tits like that I'd always be showing them off!”Sheldon scoffed; “What do you mean Penny, you aren't hardly half that big and you are always flashing them at Leonard!”“I do not!” the aspiring actress protested.Priya responded, pulling Sheldon's cock from her mouth; “Oh yes you do!”“Do not!”Raj, Amy, and Bernadette all responded; “Yes you do!”“Oh shut up, and just; shut up!” In a whispered Penny replied; “Do not!”Leonard just nodded as he continued fucking Bernadette from behind; “I don't mind, Penny, brings back more great mammaries!”Sheldon scoffed again; “Sarcasm, right?”In a long voice Leonard responded; “Right!”Raj pulled out of Amy's well fucked cunt and his cock was coated in her thick creamy cum.Bernadette stared at it as Leonard continued to fuck her and she had a strong urge to suck Amy's cum from Raj's stiff cock.Leonard slowed his inward strokes and reaching down began to wiggle her dress back and forth on her ample hips. As it slipped free he briefly pulled out of her and slid the dress to her knees, where she quickly discarded the dress from her legs.Leonard drew her panties off, now giving him freer access to her dripping pussy. He slipped back into her pussy and began pounding her faster and deeper. He reached up and gripped at the bra, unhooking it, it fell from her body and he immediately replaced the bra cups with his hands. Leonard began mauling her huge tits and it sent Bernadette over the top as she started cumming all over his invading cock.:“Oh yes, Leonard; fuck me, fuck me good and hard,” Bernadette bellowed like a wild woman. “Oh fuck! I just love having my big titties played with, it makes me cum so much faster!”When she finally stopped cumming, Leonard pulled his cum coated cock from her pussy. It made a slurping, sucking sound from the intense suction his cock had caused.Bernadette moaned in frustration; “Oh please Leonard, don't stop. Oh fuck, I want to cum again!”The buxom petite let out a loud scream and giggled when Leonard suddenly flipped her over and with her ass sitting on the edge of the bed; he threw her stocking clad legs over his shoulders and buried his face in her foaming pussy. He latched onto her pussy and she let out a loud growl.Penny laughed; “Oh my god, Bernadette, you are in for a treat! Leonard has to be the best pussy-eater I've ever been with!”Sheldon laughed; “Wow, Leonard, that's saying something seeing just how many men Penny has been with!”“Hey!”, Penny protested.“Bazinga!”To be continued in part 3.By baranbrat for Literotica
*knock knock knock* listeners! *knock knock knock* listeners! *knock knock knock* listeners! We could not be more excited to be talking about this series this week. Even though Alyssa had a slower start (and, okay, should have listened to Dalton sooner) we are so obsessed with this show and these characters. Tune in as we break down the cast, including some truly amazing guest stars, as well as our favorite episodes. There's also some trivia at the end that we hope would make Sheldon proud, so be sure to stay to the end for that. Until then (you know we had to do it) BAZINGA! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM @themagicfandompodcast! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In many ways, "The Big Bang Theory" is what really brought nerd culture to the forefront after it became a fast breakout hit when it first debuted in 2007 A show about two scientist who enjoyed comic books, science fiction, role playing games, and so much more hadn't really gotten much love on prime time television. And certainly not as main characters depicted in such a positive light. The show pulled strong ratings throughout the entirety of its 12 season run which is no easy feat. Four years after its final episode aired we look back at the shows pilot episode and try to better understand why you couldn't walk past a single kiosk at any mall without seeing a "Bazinga" shirt. Will the S1E1 boys green-light their pilot episode? Listen and find out. www.S1E1POD.com Starring: Kaley Cuoco, Jim Parsons, Johnny Galecki, Simon Helberg, & Kunal Nayyar
"It means I wish you weren't going." 😭Kaley was very open in an interview about her struggles during S2 of The Flight AttendantTons to discuss this week, including the first Bazinga, emails outside of work hours, the logistics of training in a restaurant freezer, trying to get into Leonard and Penny's heads, tangents about the North and South Poles and more!Download hereRunning time: 1:46:03, 76.5 MB
The One where we debate which sitcom is better. Are you a fan of science and big words from Big Bang Theory? Bazinga! OR the nostalgia of Friends? PIVOT, PIVOT, PIVOT!!!!!!
Due to an emergency with Fil that prevented us from recording Episode 150, there will be no episode of The Pod Charles Cinecast this week. But, you won't be left empty-handed, as Jonathan has a special treat in store for you all... It's the pilot episode for YOUNG SHELDON-VERSE! Don't miss this informative breakdown on what Jonathan thinks makes this The Big Bang Theory spin-off one of the best series around. Listen as Jonathan covers his experiences of dealing with the loss of his favourite television series, only to find comfort in its replacement. This episode focusses on the Pilot episode of Young Sheldon, and if you love what you hear, there will be plenty more to come, each and every week, as we go through each and every episode of the hit TV Show! Who knows, we may even go through all of The Big Bang Theory when we're done! BAZINGA! As always, you can follow the Podcast on https://twitter.com/ThePCCPodcast (http://twitter.com/ThePCCPodcast) and https://instagram.com/ThePCCPodcast (http://instagram.com/ThePCCPodcast) If you'd like to Support the Podcast and get Bonus Content, visit: https://www.patreon.com/ThePCCPodcast (http://patreon.com/ThePCCPodcast) Season 3 of our other sister show FRANCHISED, covering the TWILIGHT SAGA, is out in a couple of months! Subscribe via https://my.captivate.fm/podfollow.com/franchised (podfollow.com/franchised) This Podcast is produced by http://princecharlescinema.com/ (The Prince Charles Cinema) and http://breadcrumbscollective.com/ (The Breadcrumbs Collective)
I know it's sad that Daguza died and all that but my boy really couldn't pick a funnier way to go. Taking a beam halberd to the face, the thumbs-up, the comedic molten splash of his rocket launcher... A comedic king! Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn Episode 3 Featuring - Max | Callie Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs | Otherside Novel Twitter Discord Noise Space
Dr. Peter Weinstein and his daughter Brooke Weinstein, a current veterinary student at Oregon State's College of Veterinary Medicine, join Dr. Andy Roark to talk about how veterinary medicine has changed over the last 20-30 years, and how it's going to change in the future. Our guests talk about how the education of veterinarians today differs from the past, and what these changes will mean for how the profession evolves going forward. This episode is presented ad free by Care Credit! LINKS: Learn more about CareCredit: https://www.carecredit.com/vetmed/ Shop the Dr. Andy Roark store for games and team training tools! https://drandyroark.com/store/ ABOUT OUR GUESTS: Dr. Peter Weinstein attended Cornell University undergraduate and the University of Illinois to receive his DVM. After graduation, he worked as an associate for three years before opening his practice. As he was running his practice, he identified the need for increased business acumen to make his practice successful. Thus, while managing and practicing full time, he attended University of Redlands to receive his MBA. As a result of the MBA, he was able to relocate, expand and sell his practice to a corporate consolidator. Politically, he served as President of the SouthernCalifornia Veterinary Medical Association and the California Veterinary MedicalAssociation and President for VetPartners, the national consultants association. He just completed three years as the Chair of the Veterinary EconomicStrategy Committee of the AVMA's Veterinary Economics Division In the veterinary industry, he acted as Medical Director overseeing the Claims Department for Veterinary Pet Insurance. Dr. Weinstein has provided small business and corporate consulting via his company, PAW Consulting After 14 years, Dr. Weinstein retired from his role as theExecutive Director for the Southern California Veterinary Medical Association to pursue other interests including teaching at Western University. He was the 2018 Speaker of the Year for the Western VeterinaryConference Practice Management Section. And in 2021 for the VMX Practice Management section. He co-authored with Michael E Gerber, “The EMyth Veterinarian-Why Most Veterinary Practices Don't Work and What to Do About It”. Dr. Weinstein has spoken and written extensively on practice management, team building, leadership, collegiality, marketing, and other topics focused on making the veterinary profession better for all those affiliated with it. Dr Weinstein lives in Orange County, California with his wife Sharon, two daughters (one a veterinary student at Oregon State), two dogs, and Bazinga, a Senegal parrot. Brooke Weinstein is finishing her third year of veterinary school at Oregon State University Carlson College of Veterinary Medicine. During her time there, she has loved working with her community through free wellness clinics for the houseless community as well as conducting research on tick-borne diseases in the underserved community. Outside of school , Brooke spends time hiking, snowboarding, and exploring Oregon.
FFXVI news, THPS 3+4 almost happened, and two former Playstation Execs form unholy union to blow your minds. Become a podlord or normal patron today! http://www.patreon.com/GBPodcasts RSS Feed: https://gbpods.podbean.com/ KZXcellent's Channel: http://www.kzxcellent.com Mr Feel's Twitter: https://twitter.com/mrfeelswildride GigaBoots' Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/gigaboots GB Main Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/gigaboots GB Fan Discord: https://discord.gg/XAGcxBk #THPS4 #THPS3 #FFXVI
TFD:SB1 | The boys share paranormal experiences from former skeptics regarding the personal events they witnessed that led them to believe in the unexplained. Christian wants to let every one know that his story is not in this episode, because his story doesn't exist. Bazinga. Welcome back to TFD Summer Break! Season 2 has ended, and while Scott & Christian recharge their batteries, and prepare for Season 3 later this Fall, we'll be releasing shorter weekly episodes every Thursday! Summer break segments give us a chance to experience the beautiful, and painfully short Alaskan summers, and unwind a bit from constantly looking into weird things on the internet. Although the episodes during the Summer Break are shorter, they're just as much fun as the regular season episodes, and even give us an opportunity to touch on subjects that might not be suitable for full length episodes. We hope you enjoy, and we'll see you back here for Season 3 later this Fall! In the mean time, enjoy 15 straight weeks of TFD: Summer Break :) Submit Your Paranormal Experience to be Featured in Our Listener Stories Episodes! Use the email below to submit paranormal experiences, episode suggestions, or general feedback on ways we can improve the quality of the show: thegang@thefreakydeaky.com Official TFD Merch: TFD Merch Subscribe to The Freaky Deaky on YouTube and Follow Us on Social Media For Photos, Video Shorts & Behind The Scenes Looks From Each Episode: YouTube: https://bit.ly/3goj7SP Instagram: https://bit.ly/2HOdleo Facebook: https://bit.ly/3ebSde6 TikTok: https://bit.ly/35lNOlu Website: The Freaky Deaky Podcast
Another year, another round of nominations to be listed, labeled and lauded! Chris, Murd, Ian and you the listeners go through sixteen comic related categories in order to spread the love on 2021's best. And best of all, we still managed to produce an episode a half hour shorter than this year's Academy Awards! Bazinga. (3:10:26)
Welcome to Killer Kush: A Recreational Podcast about Killers, Caspers, & Cryptids hosted by Nik LaMaack & Katie Luchtenburg.This week Nik & Katie both read an excerpt from Cursed Objects by J.W. Ocker. A lot of talking pre-stories in this episode, so we hope that you enjoy our annoying little voices. And guess what? NIK GOT THE GIG!!! Bazinga, Punks. Social Media @KillerKushPodcastPatreon https://www.patreon.com/killerkushSubmission Forms https://linktr.ee/killerkush
Hey Everyone, Please forgive the audio but we talk "From a Birds Eye View", Kanye's recent verse and everything else going on in these Hip-hop streets. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/peter-ward26/support
Dr. Peter Weinstein and Dr. Andy Roark discuss the emotional and physical fatigue of veterinary medicine. The discuss mental and physical preparation for practice, why doctors and staff aren't building the habits they need, and what can be done to change this. They talk about controlling appointment schedules, setting boundaries and learning to say “no.” LINKS: Uncharted Practice Owner Summit LIVE: https://unchartedvet.com/uncharted-practice-owner-summit-2021/ Uncharted Podcast on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-uncharted-veterinary-podcast/id1449897688 Workshop: Communication Foundations w/ Stephanie Goss: https://unchartedvet.com/product/communication-foundations/ Workshop: Content Calendars That Will Cure Your Creative Burnout https://unchartedvet.com/product/content-calendar-planning/ Charming the Angry Client On-Demand Staff Training: https://drandyroark.com/on-demand-staff-training/ What's on my Scrubs?! Card Game: https://drandyroark.com/training-tools/ Dr. Andy Roark Swag: drandyroark.com/shop All Links: linktr.ee/DrAndyRoark ABOUT OUR GUEST: Dr. Peter Weinstein attended Cornell Universityundergraduate and the University of Illinois to receive his DVM. After graduation, he worked as an associatefor three years before opening his practice. As he was running his practice, he identified the need for increasedbusiness acumen to make his practice successful. Thus, while managing andpracticing full time, he attended University of Redlands to receive his MBA. As a result of the MBA, he was able to relocate, expand andsell his practice to a corporate consolidator. Politically, he served as President of the SouthernCalifornia Veterinary Medical Association and the California Veterinary MedicalAssociation and President for VetPartners, the national consultants association. He just completed three years as the Chair of the Veterinary EconomicStrategy Committee of the AVMA's Veterinary Economics Division In the veterinary industry, he acted as Medical Directoroverseeing the Claims Department for Veterinary Pet Insurance. Dr. Weinstein has provided small business and corporate consulting via his company, PAW Consulting After 14 years, Dr. Weinstein retired from his role as theExecutive Director for the Southern California Veterinary Medical Associationto pursue other interests including teaching at Western University. He was the 2018 Speaker of the Year for the Western VeterinaryConference Practice Management Section. Andin 2021 for the VMX Practice Management section. He co-authored with Michael E Gerber, “The EMyth Veterinarian-Why Most Veterinary Practices Don't Work and What to Do About It”. Dr. Weinstein has spoken and written extensively on practice management, team building, leadership, collegiality, marketing, and other topics focused on making the veterinary profession better for all those affiliated with it. Dr Weinstein lives in Orange County, California with his wife Sharon, two daughters (one a veterinary student at Oregon State), two dogs,and Bazinga, a Senegal parrot.
In this episode Deitra talks about the fear of the number 13 (paraskevidekatriaphobia, say that 5 times fast!) and transitioning jobs. This week enjoy 3 original 100 word short fiction stories.Story 1: BAZINGA!Genre- Crime CaperAction- Digging a holeWord- PoorStory 2: MONDAY... AGAIN... YAY. Genre- ComedyWord- EmptyAction- Ignoring someoneStory 3: I TOTALLY PAUSEDGenre- ApocalypticAction- Watching a movieWord- SuperficialIf you like the show check out our writing group at:https://www.facebook.com/groups/awritersworldFictionary is on:TikTok- @fictionarypodcastInstagram- @Fictionary_Podcast
BAZINGA, Sketchies! Episode 14, our first rewrite week, is upon us! In this episode, we hear four bodacious rewrites of sketches from past episodes of the podcast! First, we open up a skating rink with a bionic mayor, revisiting "Ceremony" by Keith Estrella from Episode 5. Second, we dive back into a sticky game of charades from "Ginger Beer" by Harrison Merkt, from Episode 10. Third, we climb aboard an advanced spacecraft to hear an updated version of "Space" by Tyler Chick from Episode 1. Finally, we grapple our way back through Gotham's seedy underbelly to hear a new version of "Batman's Blunder" by Amy from Episode 1. Writers: Keith Estrella, Harrison Merkt, Tyler Chick, Amy Performers: Ryan Weighbrecht, Harrison Merkt, Tyler Chick, Kristy, Amy, Keith Estrella --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sketchysketchsketchshow/support