High End Gaming

Final episode of season 1. We talk about sports and how they've dominated the video game realm for decades while simultaneously being an excuse to not exercise. What even is a sport?   Season 2 after we stop drinking.

Big yes.  

If you've never heard of this game franchise, then throw away your computer because you're a jibroni. All things DK. Banana time.

The best game you may not have heard of. Hades. IT's about Hades and his son, Zagreus. The son of the Underworld Olympian doesn't want to live in Heck anymore, so he decides to leave. Tedro and Machin are joined by Bread(August) of Bread Radio to discuss the Masterpiece that is Hades, made by SuperGiant Games. Tedro has never played.

The episode about a cop who does drugs and kills most of the NYPD. Max Payne series... Tedro's favorite.

Top Five Games | Top Five Weapons | Top Five Attractive Characters Top Five Vehicles | Etcetera | You get the point. Video Games.

Bring forth the Downie Joon. Machine and Da'Sleepgod are joined by dirt-person Fred Sanchezzz to try and discuss Marvel comics, video games, and the cinematic universe. Good luck learning.

The blocks we grew up on. Tetris special with actor and podcaster Christophe Zajac-Denek. He was in the alien movie Paul and is the creator and host of podcast "I'm Kind of a Big Deal". Christophe met the High End Gamers in a dungeon Tetris tournament where the winner is the only survivor. We made a pact with Christophe mid-tournament to instead kill all the organizers and escape before blowing the building up. Just don't call him Chris.

Why are you reading this? It's about Mega Man.

It's like the first Random Character Battles. Except different somehow. GloShawn RoShawn returns to add some spice to the battles. Here is the list: Leon Kennedy (Resident Evil) vs. John Wick Naruto vs. Aang (Avatar) Ryu (Street Fighter) vs. Naruto Motherfucker (Samuel L. Jackson) vs. Shiiieeettttt (Clay Davis: The Wire) Donald Trump vs President Shinra Frankenstein vs. Spock (Star Trek) Luigi & Scooby Doo gang vs. The Blair Witch Better Hair: Sephiroth vs. Zex Marquis in the fashion show runways Suck Power: Riley Reid vs. Kirby Poop vs. Vomit Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. Your mom Heathcliffe vs. Scrappy Doo Wiley Coyote vs. Jerry the Cat Best Dress: Buggs Bunny vs. Caitlyn Jenner Kratos vs. Jesus Christ Lord Voldemort vs. Bowser vs. Ganondorf vs. Sauron

The episode is Street Fighter. This is our third episode about the series and our last chance to get it right. There is also a game in the SF series called Third Strike. So we are making smart words to become title for the Podcast, Yes? English Good? It's about Street Fighter. Again.

Super Smash Bros. episode where a couple of trash bros talk about Smash Bros. Fred Sanchezzz joined as guest to talk about the only game he's ever beaten.

A quote from a longtime fan... "I suppose every generation has a conceit of itself which elevates it, in its own opinion, above that which comes after it." -- Margaret Wilson Oliphant. And we are pretty sure she was talking about the latter generation video game consoles. No way to be sure.

Tedro and Machine look back on past years of High End Gaming at the greatest and worst games of the generations. Their effort to catalog all the games in their history devolved into an argument about what consoles provided them the most memorable experiences. Part 1 deals with 3rd Gen consoles(NES) all the way up to the 7th Gen(PS3, Xbox 360). We don't talk about the earlier 1st/2nd Generation because we were still dead in our dad's balls when those came out.

Did Chi Chi rape Goku? Is everyone's favorite Saiyan copied off of Superman. All this answered and more. Goku talks and debates with hosts Machine and Da'SleepGod and their guests Fred Sanchezzz. Power rankings, favorites of the franchise, and memories. There will be a part 2 some time in the Future Trunks.

Is Jesus a Zombie? Bertram Julio Perez Bertram Sanchez Julio returns to talk about a sensitive subject with High End hosts Machine and Da'SleepGod about the undead creatures infiltrating our culture. Which of the three is a necrophiliac? What Zombie games and movies actually matter? Can zombies reproduce sexually? All this and less...

The first iteration of High End Gaming's random character battles. We pit unconnected characters and creatures from our favorite games, movies, books, and pornography against one another in hypothetical conflicts so we can debate who'd win and why. Episode list below:Cloud (FF7) vs. Guts (Berserk)Luigi vs. Patrick Swayze from Ghost & TupacMaster Chief (Halo) vs. Captain America (Marvel)All Pokemon vs. the U.S. MilitaryM. Bison (Street Fighter) vs. Ganondorf (Zelda)Son Goku (Dragon Ball) vs. Jesus Christ (Bible)Captain Jack Sparrow vs. Captain CrunchSuperman vs. Neo (Matrix)Link (Zelda) vs. Aragorn son of Arathorn (Lord of the Rings)Bomberman vs. Osama Bin LadenTerminator vs. RoboCop vs. Judge DreddYoda (Star Wars) vs. Optimus Prime (Transformers)Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) vs. The Hunger Games BitchSatan vs. Captain PlanetKirby vs. Moneka Lou-inskiDonkey Kong vs. Caesar (Planet of the Apes)Zero (Metal Gear) vs. Adolf HitlerDa'SleepGod vs. O'Douls   

Hosts Machine and Da'SleepGod are joined by Dusty Weiss, a Half-Life expert, host of The Lead Balloon Podcast, and the President and Founder of Podcamp Media. The crew talks about one of the greatest games of all time and how having a half-life crisis is only a problem if you admit you have a problem.

What's your K:D ratio, bitch? Call of Duty episode. And hosts Machine and Da'SleepGod disrespect the money pit game to a true extent. High End crew is joined by the famous SisterThinRibs, a man ranked among the worst Call of Duty players on Earth. If you stop buying these games, they will stop making them. Only together can we end this trash.

The Reoccurring Rich returns for the part 2 of the Street Fighter episode. Hosts Mattress Machine and Tedro Da'SleepGod dive further and deeper into Street Fighter. It's so deep. Balls Deep. This one is called "More So Street Fighter" because we actually talk about the game more. 

Raccoons that have herpes. This episode is part 1 of a 2-week 2-part Street Fighter podcast event. The Recurring Rich joins hosts Machine and Da'SleepGod to discuss the O.G. of fighting games and how some of the violence in video games prepared them for real life. We dive into all the sex the Recurring Rich has, some of the fights we've gotten in, and a small amount of raccoon talk. All of the crime and violence spoken about in this episode is alledged. Part 2 next week, bitch.

You may think you know Star Wars, but this podcast will prove one thing: that host Da'SleepGod knows nothing about Star Wars. The High End crew is joined by a Data Jedi named Lance who claims his lightsaber color is orange... which represents big testicle energy. We talk about the movies, the games, and the lores. But we're all about the whores. The Star Whores. Because that's what you all are. If you stop making Baby Yoda memes, Disney will stop making Star Wars trash. Let's end this charade together.

Welcome to the Wastedland. Machine and Da'SleepGod were graced with the attractive aura of Bertram-Julio-Bertram-Perez-Julio aka codename Gambino Reserved. That's a single person with many names. Sort of like a Villain. The homies talk Fallout 3 and New Vegas, and Machine forgot how to stay in topic, but after a few deathclaws and white claws, there were some in-laws who got a paw paw to they jaw jaw. Does anyone even read these fucking things? Fallout funny for your candy asses.

In this crossover cumpleanos, The Hosts of The Geek Freak Podcast, Frank and Squeaks, come on the show to discuss the Hot Topic of Blizzard Entertainment. Machine and Da'SleepGod absorb and prattle on about the greatness of Warcraft, Starcraft, and Diablo with the Geek Freaks, but only after SleepGod was made aware that they weren't talking about wintery natural disasters. Frank, a veritable knowledge-tank, did a stupendous job of informing the High End crew on Blizzy lore, news, and the 8000+ hours he's spent crushing noobs in World of Warcraft. Orcs have green nipples.

This episode goes out to all the homies who like to wear hoods and dream of killing people. To the young peeps who hid a butter knife up their sleeve at the dinner table. To the fools who tried to scale a brick wall with their fingertips and the corner of their sneaker bottom. The assassin salutes you. And Michael Fassbender wants to have sex with you after you're dead. Machine and Da'SleepGod are joined by the recurring and mysterious Roshawn Glowshawn to speak on Assassin's Creed series. No one was stabbed during the recording of this episode. Actually nevermind, someone probably was stabbed somewhere in the world during this. We just weren't involved. 

A story of a boy and his special sword who became a man who then died and was reincarnated as a boy who traveled through time to become a man once more to save a princess who dressed up as a boy. This we call The Legend of Zelda. Starring Link. Not Zelda. Zelda is a chick. And BKnapp is our guest. Machine and Da'SleepGod are graced with the musical mastery of BKnapp. You've all heard his music as the intro and outro of our show. Now hear him speak with his mouth-words on the truest of hero legends. We were all hammered.

Please, do not judge us for how we play GTA. On this episode of High End Grand Theft Automitons, Video Game Experts Machine and Da'SleepGod are joined by honored guest Fred Sanchezzz for a game we all know love and touch ourselves to. The Grand Theft Auto series. We discuss the memories, the murdered hookers, the trolling, and Rockstar itself. Don't judge us. Or we will show up at your funeral in white.

The internet is a sexy friend. But before we could all jump online and breathe deeply into our 19$ Amazon headsets, there was local multiplayer and wired controllers tangled in rooms with sweaty teenagers and fast food piles of sustenance. In this episode of High End Gazorpazorp, Machine and Da'SleepGod are joined by the honorable Glowshawn-RoShawn to discuss not playing video games all alone by ourselves like skinslugs in our mancaves. The multiplayer nature of games brings up memories of joy and fury both as we three dance around the subject of not having any actual friends to play games with.

I chose you... Pikachu.... for slavery and death. That's basically what Pokémon is all about. And this episode of High End Gaming is all about Pokémon. Hosts Machine and Da'SleepGod are joined by Pokémasters Fred Sanchezzz and newcomer Chasetopher Xavier to discuss their top Pokémon teams, how all of us are trashbag Pokémon, and how SleepGod doesn't know a fucking thing about the power that's inside Pokémon.

Have you ever snuck out of your house to do drugs? Solid Snake has. This episode’s stealth-chat is about the Metal Gear series and its lore. How Solid, Liquid, and the douche named Solidus are part of a ridiculous timeline where the Big Boss clones continue, over and over, to make the same mistakes and live their lives at slippery snakes. Da' SleepdGod loves this game series. It's, like, his son.

A sweaty Italian Meat Lump calls to you from 1980s Japan. We promise after the zero-energy intro, this episode is a deep dive into the OG of gaming in general. Tedro and Machine are joined by Actor/Comedian RoShawn to discuss and reminisce about one of the most recognizable fat Italians, Mario Mario. This episode covers the history, conspiracies, and current status of the Super Mario Bros. franchise as the fellas look back on fond memories and furies the koopa-poop covered plumber manifests.

An Ode to the greatest game of an epoch. Starring that Blond guy with the huge sword… for all you nuubs. If you can get past Mat’s zombie-like intro(is this guy on drugs?) in this episode of High End Gaming, Mat and Tedro are joined by guests Fred Sanchezzz and the Recurring Rich to dive into one of their favorite games of all time. Final Fantasy VII. The memories, the future of the remake, and the life changing nature of the game stands in focus as the fellas look forward and backward in time on the great heroes Cloud, Barret, Red XIII, and Tifa, the Great Evils of Jenova and Sephiroth, and the confusing buffoonery of Cait Sith who definitely did drugs.

Back at it again with a High End Gaming episode with gaming consoles as the entity in focus. Also, we donked up the recording. Rich was eating chips and watching anime the whole time. Da SleepGod Tedro and the Mattress Machine are joined by the Recurring Chip Chomping Rich and a new guest, the Wild Mahoney, as they dive into the history of consoles, the effect consoles have had on their lives, and how PC Master Race is but a drop in the bucket of true gaming experiences. Rich was not eating chips because he was high. It was because he was hungry.

This episode of High End Gaming deals with the favored controllers of gaming’s past. While it’s not our hottest topic and the guys got a little bit too stoned (just listen to the intro), hosts Tedro (aka Da’ SleepGod) and Machine are joined by the Recurring Rich to once again shoot the poop. The fellas talk about the receptacles by which they control their video games and how they finger and fist their ways to gaming glory.

On the Pilot episode of High End Gaming, hosts Machine and Tedro are joined by their good gaming buddies Rich and Nicholas to shoot the poop. The show covers some of their favorite games and experiences as the guys feel out how to actually do a podcast. Spoiler alert, it’s a bit of a fucking hilarious mess. The title comes from a segment involving Tedro’s past where he used to steal burgers from his middle school lunch room as a 6’2 13-year-old man-beast.