Join two morons from the great state of New Jersey while they discuss movies in various formats from week to week. A hodgepodge if you will.

"In this one he can't do a full split, until he gets put in his fuck contraption."

We would like to formally apologize to film maker Kevin Smith, John Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen, and The Great State of New Jersey in general for any controversial or silly things we may or may not have said during this episode or really any time you have interacted with us together or separately in person or otherwise. We thank you for your patients as we learn to podcast as well as the great Kevin Smith or any of the various people he talks at for 1 to 2 hours. Kevin we owe you a pork roll egg & cheese for being such a good sport. Love Mike & Conny Ps. Mike and Conny would like to apologize to all the New Jerseyans who call it "Taylor ham". We agree that Taylor is the superior brand, but chose to use the more generic title for the sandwich to be more inclusive. Thank youPss. Mike has never met actor Jason Mewes, does not know him personally and has never bought weed from him. He was speaking metaphorically about people LIKE the character Jay that he may or may not have met or bought weed from at some point in his life. Mike's dad for sure did stand in line with the guy at this quick check that used to be on Bay ave in Highlands in like 2002 or some shit. I think iit's like Circle K now.Snoogins

They left the last 10 minutes on this movie, so I left the first like 20 something minutes on this episode. We should all be ashamed.

How to build a grav with Mike and Conny, Purple Sticky Punch edition.A remixed extended cut of one of our first episodes where I attempt to defend the 1996 film Bio-Dome. I still cannot defend the film and I have still never made that theme song I mention in the episode and personally I feel I have no choice but you blame you, the listener.I love you.

Q.What are we made of? A.George Washingtons.Dadstalgia TM. Happy Independence Day and apologies to all the Melvins.

For no particular reason what so ever at all, a very special remix/rerelease of our classic Missing (1982) episode.Make sure you keep you eye out for older episodes getting the remixes they deserve, and the military junta. I love my dead commie son. Jack Lemmon Party and Pissy Spacesuit ride again.

The Unruly Boys take on a Sunday morning stoner comedy.

Jerk-off hand motion TM

"Elections are won with television. You don't need the press, you don't need endorsements, you don't even need the truth. You need money" 0r "Bricked up for kung fu"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (the ancient Irish crust punk midwife who vaguely looks like a silly gorilla took MY BOY!)

The number one podcast for unruly boys covers Martin Scorsese's second best movie.#unrulyboys

He's drunk with power and obsessed with death. Uncle Bills movie night pt1

we'll probably sit around, and cook some soups, and eat bread and desserts and just get all fat and sassy. Its a little sneaker, i'm sneaky

How to change a duvet cover, and breastfeed.Steves friendship movie night pt2.

If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad.Mikes movie night pt2

Discharge is the best punk band, ever, that ever is going to be. Discharge is THE best hardcore punk band, end of conversation.

Her breasts are large in a way that I find artistic. I do not know how to explain this.

Godzilla holding baby Godzilla and they both look like Jack Torrance at the end of The Shining.

Look to your left, look to your right, one of those people is Tilda Swinton

"we aint in Kansas any more BeeeeAAAAATTTTTTTTTCCCHHHHHH"- Judy Garland

There cannot be any.Conny MacLeod of the clan MacLeod's birthday special.

"I think the scene where she pretends to cum is great. The old lady wants to cum too. She'll eat whatever it takes to cum. -Branson-letterboxd"

The extremely bad audio quality is a bit actually. I'm upset.

Will some body gimme a beeeeewwwwwaaahhhh?

The #1 podcast on Spotify. (manic screaming)

Baptized in the fire of the H-bomb. (mid-tempo D-beat music playing)

We're out of nose candy and weed.

(slow heavy metal music playing)

"I need a Michael Lerner type" The pilot episode of a new show from Mike & Conny.

"Instead the explosion was so awesome, it blew the steel door to smithereens, and sent debris flying all over the place. (intro to "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica plays)

You gotta wiggle when you vibe. Bitch.

You can't let Dick control your life! Hit Em in the tits with soap!

Is this reality or just a nightmare? // That horse had a farty butt.